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翻译: 粒粒尘 依米 小姨爱丁丁
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed.com
720P iTunes:wss0427
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Mike倾向于这样划分他的人生季节
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足球季 棒球季
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五月短暂的休息后 是拼写季
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O U S... parsimonious吝啬的
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好!
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不错啊 伙计们
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真没想到你们还不死心
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在经历上次及上上次的遭遇后
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嘿 那是为了打基础
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Brick长大了 也强大了
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还有 因为我要参加区域赛
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他们允许我不上体育课学习
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我们还在锻炼他的拼写直觉
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我刚和Axl通过电话
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他还有一个比赛 之后就可以回家
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他完成了 Mike...
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至少到九月
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也或许是一辈子
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我不能去接他
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我们在训练
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我也在训练
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Ehlert汽车这周举办"触摸硬体"比赛
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坚持到最后还摸到车的人获胜
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你能想个更适合我的比赛吗?
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谁比我站立的时间久?
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跳舞时 我站在一边
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体育课站在一边等被选
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我半节课都站着
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因为预算削减导致课桌不够
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应该交替换位的 但没人跟我换
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我要给自己赢辆车!
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好 我要去上班了
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我们今晚再继续 Brick
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呀 我该去上课了
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哦! 擦 新手错误
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还好我搞定了
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犯这样的错很正常!
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擦 又松手
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好 再见
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再见 老爸
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又松手了?!
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早上好 Mike
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Rusty? 你在这干嘛?
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我用你水管里的水刷牙
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我知道 可为什么呢?
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上次体检时发现牙齿蛀了个洞
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我想不能不管口腔卫生
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就因为我住在车里
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你为什么要那么做?
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你该进来
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不 我不想打扰你
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你要是担心邻居
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我不会清洗敏感区
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除非我确定他们都去上班了
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完成! 最后一役完工!
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哦! 我的头好痛
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Kenny 20分叫我 我要办派对
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我睡多久了?
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好吧 我来检查屋子
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嗯 请随意 Julia
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是Julian
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架子 有
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灯泡 有
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你的桌子呢?
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我不知道 你管这个
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不是该无所不知吗?
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我有许多职责
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但其中并不包括保管你的所有物
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那些在租期内
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租借给你的东西
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找不着 你就别想走
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今年初你好酷的!
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"欢迎 我带你参观你房间"
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那家伙哪去了?!
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Rusty 天哪!
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你气色不错啊
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谢谢 感觉还行
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我好好照顾自己
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你好像老了
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三个孩子嘛
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好长时间了
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我们感恩节时见过Marlene
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她说了离婚的事
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那事说来话长
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她把我赶出去了
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我想着故事得长一些 结果...
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Rusty告诉我他一直睡车里
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什么? 拜托 这太扯了
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你为什么不和你爸住?
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他不是有数不清个长沙发?
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不 我不想变成个离婚的窝囊废
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住在老爹家里
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我还是在你家后院搭个帐篷
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在游泳池里洗漱
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Rusty 你这样不行
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你和我们住
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我不想变成你们的麻烦
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他就是
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Rusty 这些是什么?
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这些? 是我的新谋生之道
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我在做全国职业橄榄球赛的浴帘
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真的吗?
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你在做全国职业橄榄球赛的浴帘?
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你拿到全国职业橄榄球赛的许可了?
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当然 当然
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不 不 不是官方的
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不过也没事 我想到一招
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你看
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哈?
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"辛辛那提锰虎队"?
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"纽约拒人队"(山寨版本)
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嗯 没人会注意的
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这是已被证实的科学道理
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你的大脑会自动脑补/解读
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或许你大脑可以
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嘿 是你让我叫他住这的
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你给我那副表情 让我觉得内疚
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你说的表情是
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"帮我 我们不能让你弟
来和我们一起住"?
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天啊 你完全看不懂我的表情
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我们一致同意的好吗?
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这情况是不太好
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我也希望能快点结束
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得等我回来
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现在没法处理
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我要睡了
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Brick和我7点要出发去芝加哥
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真的吗? 明天?
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是 明天是12号
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那你弟怎么办?
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你会带他去的吧?
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为什么要我带他?
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你为什么不带他?
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为什么不?
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因为你还想维持我们的婚姻
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彼此彼此
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好啊 伙计们
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感谢你们前来Ehlert汽车的
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"触摸硬体"比赛
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记住 在比赛过程中
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仍然可以交易
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没工作? 没问题
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没信用卡? 不要紧
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忘了付款? 那问题可就大了
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好的 规则是
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手不能离开车 也不可换手
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四小时去一次洗手间
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坚持到最后的人获胜
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好的 祝你们好运
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但愿最好的男人或女人获胜
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希望是个男人
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什么? Brad! 你在干嘛?
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你知道我有多需要这个
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我不可能打赢你
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和你无比坚挺的腿
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Sue 要是我赢了这车
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先别扯那些文学辞藻了
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我会送给你!
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- 什么?! 你开玩笑吗?
- 我已经有马自达了
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你应该享受轮子带来的自由感
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Sue 我会站在这
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直到我变成枯骨
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如果这是
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能给我最好朋友赢得这俩车的代价
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哦! 蜜蜂! 蜜蜂! 蜜蜂呀!
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有人失败了
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那 Brick
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告诉你个拼写秘诀
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- 真的?
- 是
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你要做的是
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首先要记住单词的辅音...
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B啊Q啊这些的
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一旦你记牢这个
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只要加上元音即可
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听上去似乎有点难懂
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是 是 是的
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警察!
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你惹什么麻烦了吗 Rusty?
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噢 没有 就是习惯了
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嘿 看啊 我找到五分钱
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嗯
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嘿 Mike 你还记得那次
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我们因为朝警车扔石头而被抓吗?
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他不需要知道这些
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你朝警车扔石头?
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那我上次请了几个
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穿着考究的人一起讨论宗教
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你还找了我麻烦
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听着 那是你Rusty叔叔的主意
不是我的
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他想打雪仗
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但当时是六月
所以他就说用石头替代
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没错
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然后我不小心砸到了警车
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我从来没见过这家伙跑那么快
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然后警察出现在我们家门口
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没错 然后因为你高
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你就假装是我爸爸
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他一直都这么高
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太滑稽了
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那爷爷发现了吗?
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开玩笑吗?
被他发现我们就不在这儿了
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嗯
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那个时候父母要严厉得多
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你的桌子到底怎么会不见了?
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噢! 妈你怎么来了!
没人看到你吧?
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至少告诉我你在电梯里
用旧床单把头给盖住了
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嘿 我也不愿意来好吧
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我好不容易能一个人在家
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正准备泡个澡 没准点几支蜡烛
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啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦!
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噢 打扰一下 嗨?
你就是宿舍助理吧?
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我是Axl的妈妈
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你一定要告诉所有人吗?
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听着 桌子的事我们很抱歉
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肯定不是不见了
应该只是放错了地方
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他在家也有这种毛病的
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所以要是你能给我们签退的话
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我们会非常非常感谢
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哦 当然 他想什么时候签退都可以
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谢谢
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看到了吗? 就这么简单
就这样解决了
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当然 200块保证金就得留下了
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然后你的Rusty叔叔
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就在考试的时候从窗子里爬出来
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然后爬到我的教室里
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这样他就能让我替他考试了
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然后我拿到了A等
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是我拿到了A等
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但什么也比不上...
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- Kimberly一家!
- Kimberly一家!
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别告诉老妈我跟你讲这个故事
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经典的Rusty叔叔
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他告诉我有这样一些姐妹
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她们之中的一个...
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曾进过监狱
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喔呼!
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天气比我想象得要晴朗一些
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呼
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哦 我看到你用那款名牌防晒霜了
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我的防晒霜
还是我妈从旧货出售那里淘来的
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但是 这点晒伤我还是扛得住的
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我是如此专注
以至于我几乎感觉不到
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噢! 蜜蜂!
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噢 Brad的蜜蜂!
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你们不要汽水喝一半就扔了行吗!
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把蜜蜂都引来了!
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简直变成了饥饿游戏
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我不知道还能忍多久了
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噢! 该死!
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看吧? 我们找回来了
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现在只要拿回保证金
我们就能走了
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嗯哼 你不会就是把走廊对面
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那个房间里的桌子搬过来了吧?
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- 没有
- 真的?
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因为每个桌子下面应该都有
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一个和宿舍号对应的号码
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所以我应该很容易能弄清楚
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我觉得你在吓唬我
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我可不信下面真的有号码
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你不信?
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也许我会钻到桌子下面看一眼
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不用 没有号码
没必要再看一遍
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我是个家长
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306号房间 送回去
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就会打小报告
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Sue 怎么样...
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哇!
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噢 看起来很糟糕吗?
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我试着把蛰刺拔出来
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但是就一只手有点困难
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我来帮你
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不行! 你不能碰我
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我会不合格的
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没事的
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我确信我的身体几乎
已经吸收完毒素了
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过不了一会我就能焕然一新了
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Sue 这太疯狂了 你不能这么做
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不! 这样很好!
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我... 我脸上的灼烧感能分散注意力
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让我不去想我手臂上的刺痛感
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我一定要赢 Darrin
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没错 但是万一赢不了呢?
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我不知道"赢不了"是什么意思
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哦 就是不能赢
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"不了"就是"不能够"的意思
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而不是"不用了"的意思
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我也是好不容易才弄懂的
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你的意思是不相信我能赢?
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不是 听着 你现在全身泛红 浮肿
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好吧 很抱歉我现在很不好看
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虽然我只是在努力赢一辆车
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你知道吗?
算了 我不会再跟你讲话了
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尽管我必须呆在这里
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但在我心里 我在飞速离开!
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在我心里 我在追逐你
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在我心里 我跑太快你追不上
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在我心里 我追上你了
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我抱住你 亲吻你
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在我心里 我很享受你温暖的胸膛
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但是我在挣脱
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因为我此刻不想被抱住
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好! 在我心里 我放弃然后离开!
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你知道你真的可以这样做吧
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我现在就走
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Prospicience...(深谋远虑)
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P-R-O-S-P-I-C-I-E-N-C-E...
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prospicience
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拼写正确
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Brick Heck晋级最后一轮
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怎么样? 这孩子很棒
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- 我怎么说的?
- 没错
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比赛是怎么运作的?
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- 到最后只有一个获胜者 对吧?
- 没错
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我认为最后可能就剩下
Brick和那个日本女孩
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她简直是机器
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她没准还真是
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日本人多年来一直在制造
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人形的机器人
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...narcolepsy(嗜眠发作)
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好吧
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不过Brick也很棒的
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- 我们今年很有希望
- 哦 没错
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你知道吗 这整个拼字大赛
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- 比我想象的刺激多了
- 嗯
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我是说 一旦你看过
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一个赤裸的舞女和袋鼠拳击
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你就觉得再也不可能见到
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比那更有意思的事情了
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而这个算是紧随其后
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Narcolepsy(嗜眠发作)
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Rusty 很高兴你来了
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噢 我也是 我也很高兴 Mike
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很好
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- 嘿 咱们还有多久?
- Sarcophagus(石棺)
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我去给咱们拿几瓶啤酒
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拼字大赛可没有啤酒卖 Russ
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那他们应该好好学学
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组织袋鼠拳击的地方 你说对吧?
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...I-A-S-I-S
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Psoriasis(牛皮癣）
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当你面临经济上的挑战时
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时间根本算不上什么
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所以Axl和我分头找了几个小时
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翻遍宿舍找他的破桌子
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抱歉 抱歉 不要做错误的事
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Axl 开什么玩笑?!
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你就是这么找桌子的?!
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我刚刚是在找
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Scott在举办这个年度派对
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我已经错过其他所有派对了
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那你至少问一下桌子的事吧?
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很抱歉扫大家的兴
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我们在找Axl的桌子
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就像这三张一样的
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等等 为什么这里会有三张桌子?
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305! 就是这张!
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- 哦 对了 我借了你的桌子
- 没事啦
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不好意思 派对到此结束
这桌子我要搬走
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别呀!
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老妈 咱做个交易
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赢了下一局 桌子就归你
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不然 今晚桌子归我们
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是吗?
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你以为我上大学都干嘛了?
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耶!
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E-S-Q-A-L-O-S-E--
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esquamulose
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抱歉 回答错误
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现在只剩两名参赛选手
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我说吧 Brick今年准能赢
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你看看他 简直志在必得呀
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你要拼的词是...
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succedaneum(代用药 代用品)
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没问题 他知道这个词
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是吗 他知道?
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Succedaneum...
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S-U-C-C-E-D...
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...A-N-I-U-M...
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succedaneum
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哦 回答错误
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非常抱歉
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Margaret Arakawa
你是我们新的年度冠军
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将赴华盛顿参加全国总决赛
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嘿 到底怎么回事?
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为什么你做个手势
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我家孩子就把知道的单词拼错?
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我在厕所碰到了Brick
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跟他说今晚还是不要赢了
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你开什么玩笑?
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你让我儿子故意输掉拼词比赛?
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是啊 我俩一起合计的
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我还教了他些基本的赌博原则
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有你这么好的爸爸
儿子却对赌博一概不知
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我真的很吃惊
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真不敢相信你会这么做
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你拿孩子的拼词比赛开赌?
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我以为你之前问比赛规则
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是因为你真的关心
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当然关心 赚了600美刀咋不关心
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别发火呀 瘦杆子
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我会给你分红的
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我不要分红
我想Brick得冠军
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你难道不懂吗?
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还是算了
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简直是对牛弹琴
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还剩两名参赛选手
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咱们增加难度吧
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姑娘们 请单脚着地
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亮瞎眼了吧 我是瑜伽老师哦
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早啊
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桌子怎么回来了?
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俩大汉抬回来的
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你坐在上面大喊
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"我是世界女王!"
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你要是想转学 我表示理解
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其实...
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我说这话你别又反应过度
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不过你也没我想象中
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那样给我丢人
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不像别的家长一样
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真的吗?
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你看吧 Axl
我根本不是个土得掉渣的母亲
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- 这就向你证明--
- 好吧 行了
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又婆婆妈妈说教什么的
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被打回原形了
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在有人看到你之前 咱赶紧闪吧
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嘿 Julia 发现什么不一样没有?
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比如说这张桌子? 你去检查呀
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幼稚
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天哪
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爸爸 我们没把Rusty叔叔落下吧?
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我曾经被落下过不止一次
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那滋味可不好受
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没有 出发前我跟他说了
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他跟芝加哥什么人有约
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要谈什么浴帘的事
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不知道 管他呢
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他不在也好
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你当初不一定非要答应他的要求
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可他需要钱呀
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你不老说
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要为家人付出吗?
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那是你妈说的
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不管怎么样 能帮到他我挺高兴的
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我不是很在意拼词比赛什么的
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我没那么强的好胜心
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再说 这不正是Rusty叔叔的作风吗
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什么意思?
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就像以前他要你代考
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还有把你的衣服全卖了
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这是Rusty叔叔的又一次经典事迹
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多年后我们提起来 肯定会捧腹大笑
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可能吧 那得十年以后
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说不定是两年呢
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好吧
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不过回家后我得告诉你妈妈
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她怎么样了?
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哇 你这是怎么了?
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大学重演 Brick比赛怎么样?
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第二名
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真抱歉 你一定已经尽力了
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没有 说来话长 我以后再告诉你
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加油 Sue! 你能行的!
466
00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:44,842
没问题的 宝贝儿!
467
00:18:45,135 --> 00:18:45,951
呜呼!
468
00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:47,831
你知不知道有次我瑜伽静修
469
00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:51,541
整整两天都保持战士姿势?
470
00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:53,669
甜心 还是赶紧放弃吧
471
00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:54,991
是吗?
472
00:18:55,073 --> 00:18:57,298
你觉得我该放弃?
473
00:18:57,976 --> 00:19:00,298
告诉你吧
474
00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:05,088
我这人从来不放弃
475
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:07,842
我落选过无数次
476
00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:09,835
可是仍然坚持不懈
477
00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:11,442
当他们告诉我
478
00:19:11,544 --> 00:19:12,867
我没被队里选上时
479
00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:15,376
我申请做团队监督
480
00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:17,727
当他们说戏里没多的角色给我
481
00:19:17,854 --> 00:19:20,276
我申请做一出自己的戏
482
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:24,516
失败次数越多 我变得越强大!
483
00:19:25,672 --> 00:19:27,742
我的一生就是为了这一刻!
484
00:19:27,831 --> 00:19:30,756
即使一条腿像火烧 我也会一直站在这
485
00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:33,607
不管要站多久 哈!
486
00:19:33,699 --> 00:19:34,644
哈哈哈!
487
00:19:34,784 --> 00:19:36,078
哎呀!
488
00:19:36,321 --> 00:19:38,913
我好像吞了一只苍蝇
489
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:43,884
不过我仍然不会放弃!
490
00:19:45,195 --> 00:19:47,309
跟个疯子怎么较劲
491
00:19:48,015 --> 00:19:50,230
冠军终于产生!
492
00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:52,144
咻!
493
00:19:52,678 --> 00:19:54,953
这是我想过的最坏的点子了
494
00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:56,457
太棒了!
495
00:19:56,554 --> 00:19:58,796
Sue 真对不起 之前让你生气--
496
00:19:58,869 --> 00:20:00,074
没关系 Darrin!
497
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:02,319
我赢了 我赢了一辆新车!
498
00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:05,003
车 我才不会送车呢!
499
00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:06,992
那车可值15000美元!
500
00:20:07,069 --> 00:20:08,885
你以为我那么傻啊?
501
00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:09,917
什么?!
502
00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:12,420
小丫头 你得把底下的小字读完
503
00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:15,282
把汽车 旅行赢回家
504
00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:17,487
- 也对 毕竟是Ehlert的点子
- 开什么玩笑?
505
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,221
迪士尼假期 两天一夜
506
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,656
体验先锋星系旅行
507
00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:28,844
哇塞!
508
00:20:29,026 --> 00:20:31,338
哇塞!
509
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,700
我赢得了迪士尼世界免费游!
510
00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:36,561
这奖品比汽车还好!
511
00:20:36,674 --> 00:20:38,183
耶!
512
00:20:39,024 --> 00:20:41,655
对Heck一家来说
那个周末还是相当不错的
513
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,135
Sue赢了迪士尼世界免费游
514
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,988
我赢得了儿子的尊重
515
00:20:45,097 --> 00:20:46,748
不管他的做法是对是错
516
00:20:46,848 --> 00:20:49,503
但是Rusty靠拼词比赛赚来的钱
517
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,688
搬出我们家 住进了奥尔森养老院
518
00:20:52,769 --> 00:20:54,475
很感谢你帮了我一把
519
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,447
我给你准备了份礼物
520
00:20:57,537 --> 00:20:58,577
是你最喜欢的球队
521
00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:01,106
谢了
522
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,988
- 别惹麻烦
- 哈
523
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,233
那是 你了解我的
524
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,081
是啊
525
00:21:09,242 --> 00:21:10,566
我了解你的
526
00:21:11,544 --> 00:21:12,751
谁又说得准呢
527
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,928
也许Rusty是真的改过自新了
528
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:18,607
说不定他的浴帘生意
真的相当有前景呢
529
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:18,607
{\a6}印第安那波利斯小"码"队
530
00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:29,767
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