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翻译: 依米 娃娃
校对: 奕鹂BIRD
时间轴:a7
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左右不逢源
第六季 第1集
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啊 夏日时光 无与伦比
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而这个夏天是我们这么多年来
度过的最惬意的
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也许是因为我们无处可去
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也许是因为我们无事可做
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我也不知道 反正就是个惬意放松的夏天
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Boss公司的业务开始涉足园艺领域
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Brick倒是放下了书本 培养了一个新爱好
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Sue整个暑假都在为高三做准备
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她将这一年称为 "Sue之年"
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Mike给家里几乎所有东西都喷上了WD-40剂
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{\a6}多用途特殊用品 可用作润滑剂 除锈剂 除胶剂等
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而我也终于把床垫翻了个面
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没错 这么多年过去了
我们总算可以消停会儿了
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这才是暑假该有的样子
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美滋滋的 懒洋洋的
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感觉像是长久以来最长的一个暑假
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我就觉得听到这边有动静吧
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你们大白天在泳池待着干嘛?
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你懂的 赶在开学之前
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享受这个暑假的最后一个周五
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Frankie 这周一就已经开学了
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- 什么?!
- 够经典
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等等 这怎么可能?
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为什么没人通知我们?!
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学校网站上发布了通知
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天哪 老妈 你没查网站吗?!
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天哪 你怎么能不上网查一下?!
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我永远都记不住我的密码!
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这本该是属于我的"Sue之年"
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我什么都错过了
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我错过了高三的第一个周一
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我错过了高三的第一个周二
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- 我错过了...
- 我们知道日历怎么算的 Sue
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我们明显不知道嘛
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我想指出一点
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我高三时可从没错过一周的课
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你们欠我一周的休闲时光
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那我呢?! 当怪咖已经够艰难了
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你们试试当个迟到一周的怪咖!
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一周
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好吧 听着 我们还能赶上今天部分课程
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- 快点 快点
- Axl 别挡着我
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老爸在梯子上喷了润滑剂!
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嘿
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返校前再吃你老爸一记球如何?
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你还没开学 对吧?
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没错 但你开学了
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因为你刚刚被Axl学校录取
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主修输得很惨专业
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辅修无地自容
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暑假快结束了才开盖帽派对
会不会有点晚了?
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捡球去
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Mike不是那种事事都让着孩子的爸爸
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7比0
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伙计 你这叫惨败
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嘿 小呆瓜 我赢了 看到了吗?
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瞧这儿
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所以接下来才奇了怪了...
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噢 天哪
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我做到了 我打败了老爸
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我打篮球打败了我老爸!
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不过赢了一局而已
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一只猴子在打字机前面待久了
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也能打出一行字来
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那猴子打出来的那行字是
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"我打篮球打败我老爸啦!"
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别高兴得太早
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- 再来一局
- 好吧 再跟你来一局
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但你要知道 假如...
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应该说是 当我再次打败你时
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我会表现得很有绅士风度
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我是世界之王!
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喔!
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密码Frankie1234
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Colin Firth
(Frankie最爱之英伦男演员)
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呃...
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Frankie Firth夫人?
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对啦! 我得把这个记下来
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呃 算了 我能记住的
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我刚度过我人生中最漫长的一天
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讽刺的是 我明明只在那儿待了47分钟
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不是吧 发生什么事了?
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因为我错过了前四天的课程
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我完全不知道我们在学什么
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跟我一起坐后排的那群
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不成材的家伙也不知道
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我可选的体育课短裤
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不是成年超大号就是少儿超小号
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我还得在校园剧里扮演希特勒
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听着 Brick 我知道这不算个好开头
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但你应该向你姐姐学习
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当事情变得异常艰难时
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你更应该保持积极乐观
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"Sue之年"彻底毁了!
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我什么都错过了
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我错过了所有委员会的注册
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我错过了高三的全景集体照
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我错过了高三学生为新生点蜡烛的
烛光典礼
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我错过了高三备考动员会和精神动员会
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我知道它们听起来差不多
但实际上不是一回事
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亲爱的 我知道情况不太理想
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不 你还没听到最糟糕的部分呢
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还没?
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Christine Feltkelner
高三除我以外的最后一个还戴牙箍的人
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这个暑假也把牙箍给取下了
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所以整个高三就我一个戴牙箍的了
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别跟我说什么就唯独我一个这样
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才让我显得特别
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这话适用于外婆给我织的毛线裤
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但搁牙箍上就不行了
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我明白好像你永远没法取下牙箍似的
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我也不明白为什么啊
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你的牙齿看起来棒极了
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但是你还得再坚持一下
你就快大功告成了
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是吗? 是这样吗?
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每一次我去看Niller医生
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他都会说"再等三个月"
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我三月去 他说"再等三个月"
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我六月去 他说"再等三个月"
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我九月去 他还说"再等三个月"
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明白吗? 看啊 我都在日历上圈出来了
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你在圈这些日子的时候
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应该也圈一下开学日期的
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Brick!
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我还剩一周假期就要开始足球训练和上课了
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我想好好睡一会
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你有三件衬衫
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选一件 赶紧走
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抱歉 我只是觉得吧...
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初一年级比我想象的更有挑战性
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天哪 我才不关心这些呢
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你干嘛要跟我套近乎(靠近我)?
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我走开了 老兄 你离远点儿走吧
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班上的同学们都变成熟了
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男生开始和女生坐在一起了
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储物室里有个孩子长胡子了
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如果我没什么行动的话 就会落后了
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所以我深入我的灵魂 认真研究了一下
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发现问题就是
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我需要一个新的背包
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是哦
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我用的是奥尼尔牌的"鲨鱼未来"系列背包
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据体育队里的一个家伙说
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鲨鱼奥尼尔都不再打球了 所以我也该换了
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今年将会呈现一个全新的Brick
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而新的Brick将会背一个...
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邮差包
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这是你收到的第一封信件..."没人关心"
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哦不 我相信他们会的
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邮差包的美就在于
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你可以根据心情对它作出调整
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背左边 背右边 搁肩膀上 挂胸前
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可能稍微还要调一下
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我想最近可能流行这样背吧
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我的明星病人来了
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你感觉怎么样 Sue?
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很好 除了...
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妈妈也来了 妈妈最近还好吗?
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- 好吧...
- 好的 让我们看看
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张开嘴
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看起来不错
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不 我是说真的
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恰恰是我今天想看到的
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门牙位置终于正了
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前磨牙也矫正得漂亮
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我一直戴着橡皮圈
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我得告诉你 Sue
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这正是我们期待已久的效果
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现在只剩一句话要说
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三个月后再见
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不行
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- 不行?
- 不行!
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不用再等几个月了
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知道吗 我一直支持你的意见
但是时间够久了
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看看她 看看这口牙
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有什么问题 Niller医生?
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这牙齿多完美啊!
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肉眼看起来很完美
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但稍微再调整一下...
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不 不必再调整了
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看在上帝的份上 已经戴了八年了
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你终究得说一句
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"蛋糕好了 从烤箱里拿出来吧"
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我知道你很沮丧
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但是骨头还像软软的海绵
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海绵骨
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我告诉你什么是海绵吧...
就是你的银行账号
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因为它把我们的钱都吸走了
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别以为我们不知道你在湖边买了大房子
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都上报纸了
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也许下次
你不该在报纸头条上大肆宣扬了
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我明白这个阶段你有情绪
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但是Sue 你的情况很棘手
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你的前磨牙真的朝向不对
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她的上颚长了一颗牙齿!
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正是书上所说的牙齿异常!
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你知道哪本书应该记载她吗?
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吉尼斯世界纪录
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因为她戴牙箍的时间
比史上任何人都要长
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让我们走吧 Niller医生
你的任务完成了
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我知道这个是因为我上过
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六个半月的牙医助理课程
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尽管缺了几节课 但无伤大雅
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这是"Sue之年"
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不是在三个月后才开始
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而是从这一刻就开始
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Sue Heck需要一次逆袭
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我不知道邮差是怎么玩转这个的
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好吧
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- 嘿 你们去哪了?
- 看牙医去了
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是吗? 怎么样?
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看啊!
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她看起来是不是很棒?
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- 嘿 嘿!
- 哇!
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- 天哪 哇噢!!
- 你们盯得我都不好意思了
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抱歉 但上一次看到你没戴牙箍时
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你才九岁呢 你看起来真漂亮
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哎哟 老爸 我还是那个Sue啦
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我努力想说挖苦你的话
但一个字想不出来
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好吧 把晚餐的东西都放一边去
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因为我们要吃点特别的东西来庆祝
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我们买了Sue想要的一切...
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焦糖太妃 焦糖苹果 软心豆粒糖
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爆米花 糖果玉米
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最后一样同样重要 蜂蜜糖
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记着 你还得吃点绿色食物
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因此每个人吃一颗暴风果水果软糖
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他们让你把牙箍保存好吗?
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干嘛? 一个合理的问题而已
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Sue
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为什么不重复一遍你在车上说的话呢?
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嗯! 好吧 在我取下牙箍之前
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我绝不会有勇气去竞选校务职位
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天哪! 爆米花棒极了!
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但是我觉得事情都在
往我期待的方向发展
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既然"Sue之年"已经回归正轨了
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我已经决定了要竞选...
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警卫员!
(庄严仪式等维持秩序的人员)
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美牙警卫员!
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就是挖苦不出来!
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这多好啊 什么都放得下
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我的书 运动装
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昨晚剩下的糖果
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吹风机 以防有人弄乱我头发
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老妈 你觉得怎么样 这个能搞定吧?
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- 嗯 还好啦
- 没错
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对我来说无比完美的背包
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嘿! 快! 我们出发!
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我要保持这个模样去学校!
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Sue知道当她到了学校时
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每个人都会注意到她取下了牙箍
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但为了以防大家没注意到...
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我取了牙箍!
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嘿 我刚刚把牙箍给取下来了
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我取了牙箍
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好好享受吧 同学们 她美极了!
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来一局!
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你确定?
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我都赢你三次了
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那我还赢你三百次呢
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快起来
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你别误会啊
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但跟你打球已经没什么意思了
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运动又不是为了好玩
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是为了决一胜负
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来吧
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- 你没事吧?
- 嗯 没事
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要不然不打了?
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我为什么不打了?
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你刚才的惨叫声像生孩子似的
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你到底是要干嘛?
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你来监听声音还是打球的?
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老爹 你要是不想打了
我就告诉大家你赢了
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你是要这么说
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因为我就要打败了
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可恶
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Brick! 你上床去好吗?
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我明天中午就得起床
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怎么样? 老妈就用这个抱过我
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准确地说是Fergusons家小孩 可是...
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我能从固定腿的空当里掏出零食
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我以为你用了吉他箱
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事实上 那个遇到点小波折
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嘿 Brick
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我今天好像把老爸弄伤了
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最近你有没有注意到他有点行动缓慢?
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我不知道啊
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我是说
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貌似他坐下去时呻吟得更多了
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而且上周他给我加了零用钱
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因为我帮他系鞋带
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我几天前第一次打篮球赢了他
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感觉超爽啊
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但后来又赢了他两次
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感觉就没那么爽了
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这种想法正常吗?
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我知道你不是很关注我
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但我确实不是运动型人才
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不是在说运动的事 Brick
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我任何事情我都本不会赢老爹的
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为啥?
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因为老爹就是老爹啊
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他就是牛逼的代名词
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那你让他赢不就好咯?
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但我如果刻意让他赢
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他就会认为我是可怜他
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他会感觉更糟的
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跟他打球就我得使出浑身解数
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而一旦使出浑身解数我就赢了
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我的实力反而困扰了我
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我倒不太有此类困扰
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这就是自然规律
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你什么意思?
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大人们身体自然会每况愈下
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所以我们来到这世上代替他们
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你代替了老爸 Sue代替了老妈
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既然我的出现是个错误
我就不必取代任何人了
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我就随心所欲过自己的人生了
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Sue的最后一个"无牙箍第一晚"...
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我意思是第二个"无牙箍第一晚"
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我也绕不明白
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但是好到不能再好的是...
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好吧 还是可以再好一点的
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老妈 跟你说句话好么?
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现在有点忙 Sue等会行吗?
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不行 我现在就要跟你说
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好吧 什么事情?
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哦 天哪
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怎么搞的?!
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我也不知道啊
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牙有点移动了 老妈
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刚开始是一颗牙 现在变成两颗了
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Niller医生是对的
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我还不能摘牙箍
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我的骨头确实像海绵!
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- 我咋办啊?
- 好吧 给我点时间
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让我想一下
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我不能这样子去学校
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不行!
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冷静 Sue 没那么糟
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什么事没那么糟? 哇哦!
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你能看出来吗?
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你三颗牙都错位了
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三颗?!
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Frankie 这怎么回事?
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Niller医生知道还没整好
就给她摘牙套了?
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他建议这么做?
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算是推荐吧
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胡搞瞎搞!
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那家伙赚我们的钱盖了一座湖边豪宅
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我女儿就落得这下场?
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我要去找他算账
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- 你不能去
- 为什么不能去?
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老妈逼他摘牙箍的!
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什么?!
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算是有点逼他吧
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Niller医生说我的骨质松软
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所以还要再等三个月
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老妈就朝他吼 他就帮我摘了
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我想给你"Sue之年"
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每个人都想得了便宜还卖乖
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你们声音小点好吧?
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我都睡不到六个小时了
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哇哦
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你嘴巴怎么回事?
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你好像有四颗牙齿错位了
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四颗?!
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天哪 简直是噩梦
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我要和警卫员的职位吻别了
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你现在这张嘴还不行
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哦也! 挖苦老哥又回来了宝贝
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我就搞不明白
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本来是"Sue之年"
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知道吗 Sue? 别老急着给事情贴标签
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看清形势后再贴标签
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育女有方啊 老妈 怎么会这样呢?
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你以为你念过口腔学院
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就读了六个月
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还翘了好多节课 好吗?
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好了 大家
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我急着解决背包的事
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时机不对 Brick 我们都在忙Sue的事
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为什么呀?
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哇哦
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希望他不要再收一次钱
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不然我们就得进贫民窟了 你看她
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00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,331
那儿像是举办过撞车大赛
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她还要再戴六年牙套
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- 结婚时候还戴着
- 啊?!
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那我们为毛还往上面砸钱?
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直接把她送去巴黎圣母院不就得了
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哈啰?
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没人关心一下我吗
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我急需帮助
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初中一年级很重要
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昨天一个叫瘾君子的人
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塞了点东西给我
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没人在意你那破烂包 Brick!
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老妈 全是你的错 你瞎建议
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00:16:10,743 --> 00:16:12,493
你说用吉他箱子还不错
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你做我儿子多久了啊 Brick?
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你应该了解
当我说"好"就是我根本没在听
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Darrin明天就回来了
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我都没办法用正常的牙齿去亲他
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00:16:21,508 --> 00:16:23,252
Sue 一切都会好起来的
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不是"没在听"那种敷衍的好
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而是"我们一定能解决"的好
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简直难以置信还在聊这事!
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老天爷就想她丑
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我们为啥要打乱他的计划?
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- Mike管管他
- Axl
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对 Axl说的没错
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很明显宇宙想传递我某种信息
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00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:40,403
我想做什么都做不成
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我通常会不甘心
但也许我不应该这样
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上苍也许就是想叫我放弃!
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好吧 信息收到 老天!
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明白了!
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00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,000
好吧 她好了
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00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,972
该说说我的包了
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背着我偷溜出去?
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00:17:08,769 --> 00:17:10,086
来吧 再来一局
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我真的不行
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00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,903
怎么了? 你怕我?
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嘿 伙计!
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嘿 Bill
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我刚在收拾我的花园
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00:17:22,702 --> 00:17:24,517
想到你的打球泵没还给你
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- 对哦
- 嗯
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嘿 这是我侄子A.J
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他来探望我们
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嘿 A.J 这是我儿子Axl
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我看你们在打篮球!
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00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:35,426
来个二对二 怎么样?
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好吧 我正准备虐Axl呢
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00:17:38,332 --> 00:17:39,953
但我可以再等等
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好球 老爹!
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好吧
442
00:17:58,135 --> 00:17:59,850
我们打进两球了
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也许有天我们会被后人取代
444
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但在他们取代我们之前
445
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,805
我们还是会拖着自己破旧生锈的老身板
迎接他们发光的时代
446
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,345
好球啊 Axl!
447
00:18:09,515 --> 00:18:10,914
抢球啊 Axl!
448
00:18:13,315 --> 00:18:15,340
棒极了!
449
00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:20,075
- 好样的!
- 哦耶!
450
00:18:20,111 --> 00:18:21,580
干得好 Axl
451
00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:23,523
这才叫比赛啊
452
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,029
要不要再来一局?
453
00:18:27,487 --> 00:18:28,903
有三分钟时间就够了哦
454
00:18:30,882 --> 00:18:32,298
你们今天很厉害
455
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,353
我们要回家疗伤了
456
00:18:34,874 --> 00:18:35,771
下次见
457
00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:38,918
哇 帅呆了
458
00:18:39,038 --> 00:18:40,996
我们把他们打得落花流水
459
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,607
是我太厉害 还是是Bill老慢一拍?
460
00:18:43,642 --> 00:18:45,813
不是 他动作很快 但你更快
461
00:18:46,182 --> 00:18:48,172
你那个跨步可能让他扭到脚踝了
462
00:18:49,785 --> 00:18:51,801
你断了他三次球吧
463
00:18:51,842 --> 00:18:52,919
对 好像是吧
464
00:18:53,323 --> 00:18:54,493
知道吗
465
00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:56,226
那一招的关键就是
466
00:18:56,618 --> 00:18:59,100
在右边防住他们
467
00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:00,845
对 你注意到没有?
468
00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:02,578
没有 你有空教教我
469
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:03,509
好啊
470
00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:05,751
Sue 听说出了点小问题?
471
00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:09,731
好像有一点点错位了
472
00:19:09,761 --> 00:19:11,370
我肯定不是很严重
473
00:19:11,558 --> 00:19:13,383
我来看一下
474
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:15,731
哇哦
475
00:19:16,837 --> 00:19:19,670
Sue你要明白 这并不意味着我预言对了
476
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,843
尽管我岳母说过
477
00:19:21,847 --> 00:19:23,363
我不会因为我说对了就沾沾自喜
478
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,932
但没什么拿手本事的话
479
00:19:25,938 --> 00:19:28,566
你是不会成为奥森最正确的人的
480
00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:31,467
我们来看看怎么办
481
00:19:32,265 --> 00:19:34,818
- 你知道吗?
- 我知道 我知道了
482
00:19:34,938 --> 00:19:36,972
我要把牙箍戴回去
483
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,742
你帮我戴吧 我活该
484
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:42,019
实际上我要说的是
485
00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:44,406
你或许不必戴回牙箍
486
00:19:44,526 --> 00:19:47,287
我就能帮你处理好
487
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,927
真的吗?!
488
00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:52,674
问你啊
489
00:19:53,396 --> 00:19:55,509
如果不用戴牙箍
490
00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:59,442
但要戴一年定位器 你觉得如何?
491
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:04,326
一整个"Sue之年"?
492
00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:10,390
一个月后Sue真的当选了警卫员
493
00:20:10,829 --> 00:20:13,737
请起立面向国旗
494
00:20:15,237 --> 00:20:17,002
脱帽
495
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,685
我向国旗宣誓...
496
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,410
可能是因为她摘了牙箍
497
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:27,730
也可能她有自己的一套
498
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,890
我猜我们永远都不会知晓
499
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,828
但事情已经发生了改变
500
00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,193
可能真的是...
501
00:20:34,196 --> 00:20:37,206
- ...众生正义
- "Sue之年"
502
00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:46,835
该死 Sue我们想带你去庆祝
503
00:20:46,863 --> 00:20:48,363
结果却庆祝到垃圾箱来了
504
00:20:48,483 --> 00:20:51,225
该死的 谁把定位器放到纸巾上?
505
00:20:51,454 --> 00:20:54,198
对不起! 我说过对不起了
506
00:20:54,318 --> 00:20:56,667
你们先走 我自己找吧
507
00:20:56,686 --> 00:20:57,472
好主意
508
00:20:57,491 --> 00:20:59,713
我们盖上盖子 让他们把她拖到垃圾场去
509
00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:01,689
她就交给城市处理了
510
00:21:02,037 --> 00:21:04,204
- 等一下
- 你找到了?
511
00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:07,616
没 但我好像找到背包难题的答案了
512
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,603
- 怎么样?
- 还好啦
513
00:21:11,723 --> 00:21:14,457
找到啦!
514
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,182
不 不是我的!
515
00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:19,515
恶
516
00:21:19,516 --> 00:21:23,056
左右不逢源
第六季 第1集 完
517
00:21:23,057 --> 00:21:26,057
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