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翻译: 荞小米 猫姐
校对: 奕鹂BIRD
时间轴:a7
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第六季 第3集
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在美国中部 人们喜欢聊天
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我们在超市聊天
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在加油站也聊天
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没有比好好聊个天更令人期待的了
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不过这样子的聊天除外
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我们能聊聊吗?
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当然
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Mike
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我也要参加?我以为你能应付得了呢
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Mike
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我正要开静音呢
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老爸老妈
我决定要做个受欢迎的人
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很好啊
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这事真的值得坐下来谈嘛
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最近我发现其他的男生
好像都成群结伴
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我也不知道他们去哪儿
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但他们勾肩搭背的 笑得很开心
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充满了同志间的情谊和友好啊
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好吧
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友好也不是随随便便就有的
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看起来很享受的样子
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我就考虑着我也想参加
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他们这种活动
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我知道自己不是很擅长社交
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所以如果你们可以给些意见
我会很感激
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好吧
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我知道你喜欢看书
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但有时 也许你应该放下书本
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和人交流
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比如在午餐时或者派对上
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或者是在我们送你去的
那个学习与人交流的课上
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问题是
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一直以来我很享受
在午餐时间一个人看书
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但最近我这么做的时候
我感觉...寂寞了
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Brick 我很遗憾
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但关键是 现在觉察到这点也不晚
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也许你试着和大家聊一下...
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Brick
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Mike!
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他走了 我还以为完事儿了
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- 早饭!
- 终于来了!
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哥们儿 学生活动中心的同学们都疯了
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每个排队的人都压力山大的样子
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都这样子 "上帝啊 我要怎么办?"
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"我要选专业了"
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安啦 呆子们 这学期才刚开始呢
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我们干嘛现在就要担心这个?
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就是
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这周五才要定专业呢
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等等
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这周五?
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见鬼
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看来不能偷懒了
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好吧
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要不我们先小睡一下
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然后在飞镖靶上定六个专业
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射中哪个选哪个如何?
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中靶心就当乳房医生
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才不呢 我选好专业了 工程学
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啥? 什么时候选的?
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我大一就决定好了
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不 事实上我十岁开始就立志当工程师
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接下来三年我都规划好了
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你背着我偷偷做规划?
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你哪位啊 老兄?
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未来超厉害的工程师
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但我刚刚拿了全B啊 现在又来这茬?
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什么时候是个头啊?!
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等等 你干嘛要读大学?
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因为高中毕业了啊
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高中毕业就该读大学啊
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现在我要在这周末前
决定我下半辈子要干什么?
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好吧 我想总得有本专业大全魔法书
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来告诉我要选什么专业吧
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有啊
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被你拿来当餐盘了
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你肯定不会相信我这一天怎么过的
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我都不知道
自己是怎么搞定一切的
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当校警卫员 参加S-P-La会议
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{\a6} 去年Sue还是Junior 参加J-P-La
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组织挑选返校节组委会成员
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毕业年级的生活根本就停不下来
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你什么时候开始喝咖啡了?
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老爸!
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每个高年级学生都喝咖啡
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但我这么做不是跟风
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我对咖啡的味道是真爱
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这是苏门答腊深度烘培咖啡吗?
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那是曼西烘焙咖啡
朴素的印第安纳人自己种的
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Axl 我说了你不能再在家里洗衣服
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但你没说不能烘干衣服呀
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请在这里签名 证明你被Axl整了
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顺带说一句 有好消息哟 我选好专业了
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Sue 来段呆子鼓 有劳
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佛学研究! 哦耶!
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我应该说 佛祖哦也!
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真的吗? 你现在是佛教徒了?
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没有 我不是佛教徒
我只是研究他们
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- 是佛教徒研究
- 你怎么选的?
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看着首字母排序的专业列表
眼神刚好落在B那儿停了?
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什么嘛? 这专业超适合我
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周五没课 上午11点之前没课
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一半的时间都在树底下上课
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我想是因为佛祖喜欢树
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而且佛教是有关重生的
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我就会知道
怎么让我的酷劲永世流传
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糊你一熊脸 死亡!
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Axl 要是学了佛学
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你觉得自己会找个什么工作?
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船到桥头自然直啦
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讨生活可没什么桥头可过
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你不能选佛学
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好吧 那我要学什么?
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你们又没有我可以接手的生意
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听着 Axl
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我们不想告诉你要怎么做
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这是你自己的事情
你想做什么 一定能做到
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但要确保自己有份体面的收入
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也别选那种快要淘汰的职业
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什么音像店员工或者记者之类的
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这下子我又乱了
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我懂你现在的状态 Axl
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我现在为了选大学也是这样
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那么多选择...
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普杜大学 印第安纳大学
东印第安纳州立大学
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不行 除非她改名字
否则不准上我的学校
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还要像约翰·屈伏塔那样能换张脸
（电影《变脸》情节）
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啊! 我迟到了 要走啦
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Axl 你很受欢迎
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我听着呢
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我希望你能给我些意见
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让我也受大家欢迎
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好吧 这有些困难
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因为你没有我这种与生俱来的炫酷
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我了解你的出身
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但这些年我越来越喜欢你 Brick
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所以我愿意给你一些建议
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我嘛...是这个级别的
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老爸老妈...他们要低一点
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Sue嘛...
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这么低
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这个高度的太炫酷了 你想都不要想
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你还是从Sue那个级别开始
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认识些底层人民
玩乐队的 影视听点评俱乐部的家伙
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或者是脑袋被驴踢
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说话很慢的姑娘们
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我们学校有个戴颈托的刚转学过来
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不行! 那是暂时的
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脱了颈托 他可能就酷了
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别浪费你的时间
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我深受启发
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谢谢你 Axl
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去吧 兄弟
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好吧...
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- Sue? 你在里面吗?
- Brick!
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我刚刚在整理床底下的东西
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找到这一堆旧东西
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豆豆娃 贴纸簿 圣诞松果
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下面真是一团乱
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积了一层的灰尘
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连灰尘兔子上也都是灰尘
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哈! 好笑吧?
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你有什么事吗?
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我就是想你能不能和我聊...
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- 聊天? 我们应该喝杯咖啡
- 为什么?
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因为大家聊天的时候都这么干
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他们喝着咖啡聊 我爱死咖啡了
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我是说 我已经喝过了
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但不喝着咖啡聊天有什么意义呢?
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当然 你年纪还小 不能喝咖啡
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你喝可可就好了
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所以我来去弄点咖啡和可可
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因为我能喝咖啡 你不能
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不 不要了 谢谢
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但我们就能捧着马克杯
小口的啜着里面的咖啡
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你喝着可可 我们就坐在窗边
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或者床上
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或者椅子上
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这是我最爱的椅子!
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上帝啊! 这是我五年级的年鉴!
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嘿!
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今天过得怎么样?
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我努力想和
一个额头特别高的女孩聊天
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但不是很顺利
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好吧 你得继续尝试
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然后不知不觉的 你...
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Brick 你都没看着我
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干嘛要看着我背后?
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我就是在想
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我一直都喜欢那幅奶牛的画
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听着 这就是我要说的
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如果你想交朋友
就要和人有眼神交流
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你应该和人互动
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想象一下 你上了一个脱口秀节目
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明星们上脱口秀
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他们总是懂得推销自己
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和大家互动 搞笑一下
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你猜怎么着? 我们应该练习一下
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欢迎来到"Heck家族秀"
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我是主持人 Frankie Heck
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请容我介绍第一位嘉宾 Brick Heck
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Brick 你和那个
高额头女孩是什么情况?
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上手工课 她坐我旁边
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手工课嘛?
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我猜肯定有故事哟
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好吧 我们在做调味品架子
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我就让她递给我一张
颗粒度40的超粗砂纸
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我以为我们能就此开聊
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但我预估错了
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看看谁来了 是你爸爸Mike Heck
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欢迎来到我们节目 Mike
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你有什么要问我们嘉宾Brick吗?
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有啊
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看见遥控器没?
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那么 Mike
什么风把你吹来我们节目了?
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这个...
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我是知名演员
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拍了一部有关体育集锦的电影
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瞧 我还带来了电影片段
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好吧 看谁来了 是Axl和他的乐队
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他们总那么迷人
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我们在做脱口秀来帮助Brick
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你们也坐下吧
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我们才没那么逊呢
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我觉得我们应该去
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这是乐队增加曝光度的好机会
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Axl 你有什么新动态?
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我选了个新专业
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很好 我觉得观众对此肯定很有兴趣
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是啊 我选了工程学 因为
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Hutch学这个
所以我想我们可以一起学
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再说我喜欢火车 所以...
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这专业和火车没半毛钱关系
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我想还是有的
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我知道没有
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工程师是造桥建楼的人
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天啊! 那是工程师?
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他们干嘛不能老老实实直说?
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造桥工和建楼工就是了嘛
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- 太丢脸了
- 丢脸到电视上了
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大家好呀! 嗨 Darrin! 发生什么了?
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我们在做脱口秀
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让我去拿杯咖啡
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脱口秀嘉宾都喝咖啡
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我记起来了 我确实有个计划
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很好啊
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我打算参加秋季梦幻舞会
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你确定?
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是啊 在"舒适套间企业中心"的宴会厅举办
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是半正式的...那就几乎算正式了
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那你有舞伴了?
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没有 但大家大多都是结伴去的
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好的 那你也和别人结伴去
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不 我不是的
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那你准备一个人去参加舞会?
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你知道还有别的什么人去吗?
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- 不知道
- 哇 精神可嘉
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好 我准备好了
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抱歉 Sue 你被跳过了
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啥? 我一句话都没说!
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时间不够了 得进广告了
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Brick决定不带女伴出席秋季梦幻舞会
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那样子的梦幻确实不错
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手机带了吗?
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- 口袋有洞吗?
- 没有
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让我们看你的票
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再看一下手机
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好 你准备好了
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最后一样东西
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你能教我怎么跳舞么?
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现在?
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为什么等到最后一分钟才说这个?
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我才想到舞会可能是需要跳舞的
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嗯 好吧 离我跳舞有些年头了
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不过呢 我们有这个…
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这个动作
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还有…哦! 这个
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对吧?
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事实上 我以为你会教我
怎么和姑娘跳舞
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哦! 好的
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嗯...好吧 怎么说呢
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把这只手放在这儿 就像这样
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把你的右手放在她腰上 像这样
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然后…
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你就…带着她前后晃晃
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好
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很好!
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嘿 Brick
你跳得已经比你爹好了
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他爹就站这儿呢
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谢谢你 妈妈
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哦! 忘记我的薄荷糖了
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忘带的话可会扫了姑娘们的兴
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呜!
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Mike 我只希望他一切顺利 知道吗?
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我希望他邀请姑娘跳舞
然后那个姑娘能答应
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我不希望他伤透了心...
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好吧 让我们载你去跳舞 小帅哥!
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你能小点声呻吟吗?
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天哪 我坠毁了 Axl 我坠落得很惨
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我骑着咖啡小马驹
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它带我坠到地狱了
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Sue 你才喝了两天咖啡
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我才真的面临人生危机了
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午夜之前我得决定我的余生要干嘛
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你希望我们喝杯咖啡谈谈吗?
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哦! 我不能
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我已经戒咖啡七个小时了
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好吧 那我拿着我的空杯子好了
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说真的 Sue 我该怎么做啊?
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没人能告诉你
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你得自己想明白你想要什么
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每个人都总是告诉我该做什么
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现在我正需要别人告诉我做什么
大家却不说了
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等等
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有个网站特别适合你
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帮你发现自我
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确定自己的职业方向
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哦 是的!
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劲爆少年风尚.com
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再检查一次...给我看你的票和手机
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好极了
你希望我们什么时候来接你?
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舞会11点结束
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不过我可能会跟我碰到的朋友出去玩
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所以...
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11点零1分吧
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好吧
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玩开心点
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开心点 宝贝
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他站在那儿干嘛?
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他就在门口站着
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天哪 他转身了
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他回来了 他回来了!
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没 又转回去了
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现在他在外面跳机器人舞
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天哪
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他为什么在外面跳机器人舞?
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我看不下去了 告诉我发生了什么
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他不再跳舞了
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他在读停车标志
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然后...他的票掉了
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啊
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又捡起来了...
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吹了吹
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得了 小子 快进去!
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他又开始挪动了
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把手放门把上了
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哦 他在招手!
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再见!
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他进去了
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哦 天哪 他进去了
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还算不错呢
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我们成功地把Brick送去舞会了
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心里存着一丝谨慎的乐观…
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哎 糟糕
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糟糕 “来接我”
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好了 第三个问题
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你去派对迟到了
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你会选A 穿上你的粉色毛衣
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B 你男朋友的怀抱会让你觉得温暖
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C 你有五件毛衣供选择
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你早就知道你会穿哪件?
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我选D 这派对听起来逊毙了 我才不去
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你到底还想不想选专业了?
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哪句歌词你最想挂在墙上?
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我们应该乐观些
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他或许有个好理由让我们来接他
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比如说着火了
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嗯
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“不用来了 我还好”
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他没事 我们走
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"我还好"到底是什么意思?
是他之前不够好吗?
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咱们就别自寻烦恼了
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我们能就在这儿等一会儿吗?
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我可真不想一路开回去
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然后又得开回来
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好吧
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想亲热一下吗?
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当然
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不过你得顺着这个方向亲
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因为我睡得脖子怪怪的
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嗯
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好 你的答案大部分都是C 一些B
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所以你是个…
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社交花蝴蝶
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你的积极态度和外向性格
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让你在任何工作地点都很受欢迎
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那就是我! 说得真对!
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哈哈!
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所以你的职业方向应该是
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发廊迎宾小弟 健身房脚踏车教练
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明星手包设计者
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这是我听过最无聊的事了
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如果我都选D会怎样?
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够了 我得进去了
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嘿 Frankie
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这才是个初中舞会
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你现在觉得Brick不能融入进去
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可要是其他孩子都看见你进去
402
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那他直到上大学之前都会被取笑的
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好吧
404
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我只是希望事情顺利点
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还是有希望的 对吧?
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我不懂你为什么还对这事如此紧张
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00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:43,958
这也不是个新鲜事了
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我们处理这种事已经很久了
409
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我知道 但这回不一样
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以前 是我希望他去交朋友
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现在更糟 是他自己想要交朋友
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或许他意识不到这个
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我只是不懂为什么这对他这么难
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作为父母 我们还能帮上别的吗?
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话是没错 我们本可以做更多
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00:16:05,659 --> 00:16:08,548
但Brick就是这个样子
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他们一出生就注定如此
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或许他一辈子都是个怪胎
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00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:17,516
我当年应该对Billy Fry好点儿的
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我们以前常在课间取笑他
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因为他舔虫子
422
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现在我知道他像谁了
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他像Brick
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拜托告诉我 Brick还没开始舔虫子吧
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00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,853
关键在于 那至少还没发生在我们孩子身上
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这还能给我们点安慰呢
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可不
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应该是
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看 他回来了
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表现得自然点
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嘿! 这不是我们家小帅哥吗!
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你的鞋子呢?
433
00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:56,094
跳舞的时候丢了吗?
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我不知道
435
00:16:57,631 --> 00:16:59,422
欺负你的人拿走了?
436
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我不知道
437
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不重要 上车吧
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- 舞会怎么样?
- 还成
439
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玩得开心吗?
440
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差不多吧
441
00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:13,131
你跟谁一起玩儿了吗?
442
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我不是很想谈这个
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Axl
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你上这儿来干嘛?
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有时候我上这儿来思考
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偶尔扔扔东西
447
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等等 你是不是以前扔过…
448
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用橡子打你的头? 是的 经常
449
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我该拿我的生活怎么办呢?
450
00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:42,873
我以前想当
消防员或超级英雄的时候多简单啊
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天哪!我真希望我还是17岁
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我不知道你究竟在担忧什么 Axl
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对你来说 最后的结果总会是好的
454
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,023
嗯
455
00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:52,166
你说得对
456
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,590
我都忘了我有多出色了
457
00:17:54,591 --> 00:17:56,014
多谢
458
00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:57,533
知道吗
459
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,046
你倒不是全世界最烂的妹妹
460
00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:01,784
真的?
461
00:18:01,785 --> 00:18:04,574
是啊 我觉着吧 你很擅长帮助别人
462
00:18:04,575 --> 00:18:05,782
你真这么想?
463
00:18:05,783 --> 00:18:09,310
因为我爱死帮助别人了
464
00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:11,437
我还没告诉过任何人呢
465
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:15,221
我想过 也许我可以选心理学专业
466
00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:19,857
- 酷哦 我就学这个吧
- 什么?!
467
00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:22,352
行了 我就选心理学专业
468
00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:25,536
不不! 你不能这么做!
469
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,088
你会抢走我的专业
还把它毁给我看!
470
00:18:28,089 --> 00:18:29,888
那你会有什么感觉?
471
00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:31,424
哦 不!
472
00:18:31,425 --> 00:18:32,832
太不公平了!
473
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,113
你甚至都不用努力
不管怎样你都会很出色
474
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,379
然后你就会抢了我的工作
475
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,895
因为一家容不下两个心理医生
476
00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:41,223
- 这永远没完!
- 嗯 就这么定了
477
00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:45,060
好吧 那我要去你的大学
478
00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:46,321
你不能来我的大学!
479
00:18:46,322 --> 00:18:48,864
如果你抢走我的专业
我就抢走你的大学!
480
00:18:48,865 --> 00:18:50,342
闭上你的大嘴巴 Sue!
481
00:18:50,343 --> 00:18:51,773
你才闭嘴呢!
482
00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:52,928
别学我说话!
483
00:18:52,929 --> 00:18:55,360
是你在学我!
484
00:18:55,361 --> 00:18:57,075
你抢了我的专业!
485
00:18:57,715 --> 00:19:01,009
好 好吧 你知道吗 Axl?
我再也不能忍了!
486
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:02,857
我想帮你 但你却…
487
00:19:05,363 --> 00:19:06,651
Sue!
488
00:19:10,364 --> 00:19:11,980
Axl 救我!
489
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:14,363
你答应不去我学校 我就帮你
490
00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:17,418
除非你不学我专业
否则我不会抓你的手!
491
00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:19,459
管你呢 那就摔下去吧!看我在不在乎!
492
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:20,907
什么?!
493
00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:22,454
你知道吗 Brick 事情是这样的
494
00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:25,126
或许你还不到年级读这本书
495
00:19:25,127 --> 00:19:28,927
不过Suzanne Somers
在谈荷尔蒙的书里说了这么一句
496
00:19:28,928 --> 00:19:30,509
他五分钟前就睡着了
497
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:33,551
你干嘛不提醒我?
498
00:19:33,552 --> 00:19:36,013
你看起来正在让自己好过
499
00:19:36,014 --> 00:19:38,270
听着 Frankie 他会没事的
500
00:19:38,271 --> 00:19:41,078
想想我们曾多担心Axl和Sue啊
501
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:42,582
现在我们几乎都不怎么担心他们了
502
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,059
- 不要!
- 跳吧! 拜托!
503
00:19:49,651 --> 00:19:50,936
你...离屋顶远点
504
00:19:50,937 --> 00:19:52,832
你...学商科
505
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,547
多谢!
506
00:19:55,548 --> 00:19:58,595
问题是 你永远无法停止为孩子们担心
507
00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:00,972
有时 他们需要你把他们从屋顶救下
508
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:04,282
有时候他们需要你推一把
509
00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:05,371
商科!
510
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,251
刚好赶在午夜前
511
00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:11,490
有时 完全不需要你的帮助
512
00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:13,675
他们就收获一个童话般的结尾
513
00:20:13,676 --> 00:20:15,850
我来开!
514
00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:20,805
昨晚我在舞会 你的鞋子丢了
515
00:20:20,806 --> 00:20:22,389
哦 谢谢
516
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,796
我是Cindy
517
00:20:23,797 --> 00:20:26,269
我正准备去吃酸奶冰淇淋 要一起吗?
518
00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:28,133
不用了 我饱得很
519
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,169
好吧 有时你还是得帮一把的
520
00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:34,705
Brick 她在约你一起出去呢
521
00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:36,836
- 真的?
- 是啊! 快去! 快去!
522
00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:40,172
等等! 我来了!
523
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,556
Brick! 书放下!
524
00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:47,445
你在哪儿找到我的鞋的?
525
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,886
桌子下面
526
00:20:48,887 --> 00:20:51,750
真的? 我想过是不是丢那儿了
527
00:20:59,488 --> 00:21:02,214
他发短信说 “来接我 不顺利”
528
00:21:02,215 --> 00:21:04,003
他发给我的是 “我还好 想呆着”
529
00:21:04,004 --> 00:21:06,051
为什么他给我们分别发短信?
530
00:21:07,639 --> 00:21:09,608
“她一点都不喜欢无处的行星那本书”
531
00:21:09,609 --> 00:21:11,631
呃 谈话结束了
532
00:21:13,535 --> 00:21:15,462
“不要紧 她只是开玩笑”
533
00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:18,835
然后他发了一个笑脸和一个青蛙
534
00:21:18,836 --> 00:21:20,149
你知道那是什么意思吗?
535
00:21:21,461 --> 00:21:22,636
我们得等多久?
536
00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:24,456
我不知道
537
00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:29,232
想亲热一下吗?
538
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:30,263
左右不逢源
第六季 第3集 完
539
00:21:30,264 --> 00:21:32,063
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540
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