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翻译: 四叶草 娃娃
校对: 奕鹂BIRD
时间轴:a7
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第六季 第4集
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在美国中部
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有很多家庭从事两份工作
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而我们家 我们要干4-5份工作
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好的 您已成功订购
飞往南达科他州拉皮德城的航班
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我们深知 有众多航空公司供您选择
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所以我们非常感谢您选择我们航空
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是的 我知道只有我们公司
提供到那儿的航班
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这是我们必须对顾客说的话 好吧?
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Mike和我就像两艘夜间航行的船舶
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两艘又疲惫又生锈
还必须为大学学费而奔波的破船
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结婚周年快乐
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22周年
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是的 跟往年一样
我们的结婚纪念日很逊
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我们本不在乎那么多
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只是当年轻人在你面前晒幸福时
觉得有点心塞
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Darrin今天一直都这么抱着我
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我的脚还没挨过地呢
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因为我宣布这周是“Sue Heck的专属星期”
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没有任何原因
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- 想去哪儿 亲爱滴?
- 去那边!
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我没事!
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Darrin在我房间堆满了气球!
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你们能想象么?!
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快接近了...
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更近了...
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又离远了...
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远了...
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现在你离远了
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又近了一点点
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{\a6} 寻宝藏游戏 用冷热来提示寻找者藏物的远近
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在这儿
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Darrin 这是什么?
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"先锋星系"珠宝商?
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在购物中心买的?!
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那地方特高大上!
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他们有保安和所有商品!
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打开它
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哦 天啊
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是一条项链
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挂着心形钥匙的项链
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因为你拥有打开我心门的钥匙
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是的 Darrin 我们明白
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老兄 到底还要付多少账单啊?
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怎么还有"汽油"账单?
(这里gas其实是指天然气)
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房子又不是汽车 怎么找房子收汽油费
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那水呢? 为什么还要付水费?
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- 这玩意不是免费从天而降的吗?
- 是呀
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他们竟然靠上帝赐予的来赚钱 太不正当了
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我说 咱应该再找几个合租室友
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才能分摊这些费用
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才几个? 我觉得要找20个室友
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等下...
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这是个好主意
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街那边的那个兄弟会
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和咱这屋大小差不多
他们那儿都挤满了人
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我们也可以啊!
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如果我们也有20个人付房租
我们也许就不用付一分钱了
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没准还可以赚钱
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我不想和一群男人住一块儿
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那我们可以男女混租 怎么样?
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就像是兄弟会和姐妹会的联合...
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"男女联合会"
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太棒了!
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我们应该起个什么名字?
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可以把我们的名字加进去
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但我们得加点希腊字母进去
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大家才会觉得是那么回事
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{\a6} 美国大学兄弟会姐妹会
通常用一至三个希腊字母命名
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我有了 这个怎么样?
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"Hutch Axl Pi"
(Pi是希腊字母π)
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人人都爱我Hutch
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人人都爱你Axl
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而且你知道 人人也都爱吃派
(Pi与Pie同音)
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怎么样?
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试音 试音 喂? 喂?
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你不会是又在努力连线和总统面谈了吧?
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当然不是 那个太可笑了
我刚开张我自己的播客
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嘿 听起来挺有意思的
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目标群是那些对字体研究感兴趣的人
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你要不同时做这个还有和总统面谈的事?
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看看哪个回复地比较快
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大家好 我是Brick Heck
本节目是...
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"字体控"
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或者"无拘无束的字体妙解"
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节目名称还未定
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如有建议欢迎垂电
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今天的主题是字体与字型的激烈争辩
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以及新罗马字体在其中的地位
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节目的最后环节
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我们还会涉及字距调整的探讨
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如果有人不清楚什么是字距
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似乎真有人哦
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就是字母之间的距离
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这是字体控群体中非常热门的话题...
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老爸 你要知道...
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嗨 Sue!
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Brad 我刚做了一件很疯狂的事情!
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你绝对猜不到!
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你在公共场合变装异性了?
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不是 更加疯狂 我偷了Darrin的手机
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好吧 我有两个问题和一条评论
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你怎么偷来的?
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我喜欢你的连帽衫
显得你的眼睛很亮
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你干嘛要偷你男友的手机?
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Darrin对我太好了
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在“Sue Heck的专属星期”里
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送我各种礼物还包括...
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真爱啊!
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很浪漫吧?
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所以现在我也想为他做点事情
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所以我偷了他的手机
想找张我俩的合照
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将照片印在毛毯上
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天啊 你俩在照片毯上绝对看上去很棒
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是吧!
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来 帮我选选照片
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不行
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这张我的发型太糟了
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还带着牙套
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等下 这不是Angel吗?
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他手机里怎么还有前女友的照片?
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Brad 没事啦
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等下 她脖子上带了什么?
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和他送给我的项链是不是一模一样?
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我的天啊
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他把打开心门的钥匙给了Angel
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然后又给我了一把?
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我以为这代表打开他心门的唯一钥匙
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但其实是复制品
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Sue 如果真这样就糟了
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这会毁了你们之间的关系
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但我们别往那方面想了
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嘿 你在干嘛呢?
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你知道无线Wifi也要付费的么?
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是呀 我知道
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但我不知道
因为在这家里东西都是免费的
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对你来说是免费啦
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但如果你明年暑假还赖在这里
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我们就要向你收费了
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说得好像你一定会说到做到似的
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你为什么在浏览桌子?
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Hutch和我有些大计划
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我们打算装饰下我们的地方
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我们已经扫荡过所有垃圾桶了
都没有像样的
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去Craigslist网站淘淘
(美国大型免费分类广告网站 旧货市场)
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让开
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我看看
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帐篷 电视机 变性按摩
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找到了 桌子
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你们什么时候能用完电脑?
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我要做我的"字体控"播客了
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第二期很重要
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- 我的粉丝还在指望着我呢
- Brick 我们在忙!
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世界少了一期你的破播客也能转
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好吧 那我就只能播"昨日精选"了
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相信你们会负责回应抗议来信的
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好的 噢!
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看看这个?
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一整套餐桌加椅子才要52块
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我不会花52块买
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这简直是白送!
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看啊 组合配套 枫木板 保养得非常好
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太棒了 实在不敢相信只要52块
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你不是已经过了冲动购物的年龄了么?
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当然 但是拜托
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想象一下它摆在我们家餐厅多好啊
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太漂亮了
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我知道我们已经有了一个餐桌
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但说真的 那餐桌已经饱经沧桑了
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这就是我们一直铺桌布的原因
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你记得我之前说过
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餐厅光线太暗 让人感觉很不舒服?
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当然 就当我听过
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我今天看到的是枫木桌
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它肯定能提升整个房间的色调
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这让我想起了
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黛安·基顿演的那部电影
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她演一个作家 边创作边哭泣
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就在那张放着她眼镜的桌子上
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你知道那部电影啊
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没印象
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你肯定记得
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不管怎样 电影里那张桌子
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他们经常围着它开怀大笑
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吃烛光晚餐
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整间房子就感觉是清新的海景房
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当然 它本来就是在海边
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- 所以也可能是...
- 那就买吧
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什么? 你说什么? 我们不能买
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谁说的?
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买吧 为啥不买?
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Mike 我们还在存钱供孩子们上大学
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而且我们已经有餐桌了
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我们可以把家里的给Axl
反正也挺破的了
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你说真的?
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当然了
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我们已经这么努力工作了
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也算是庆祝我们二十几年纪念日
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再说 估计下一次我们这么挥霍地
买一件木制品
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估计就是我们的棺材了
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买吧 就当是给我们彼此的礼物
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总觉得好奢侈
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我们真要买么?
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Frankie 自从我们有它的那天起
你就一直在抱怨那个桌子
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你讨厌那桌子
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买吧 二十几周年纪念够久了
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你已经坚持够久了
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真的? 我们买了它?
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天啊 我们要买了!
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我要去买下它 立刻就去拍
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我打算给你打电话
但没找到我的手机
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我知道 在我这
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太好了
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不 一点也不好 Darrin
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我偷了它想要找一张咱俩的合照
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然后送你一个照片毯
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因为你对我很贴心
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在“Sue Heck的专属星期”里
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你会给我做一个照片毯?
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我喜欢照片毯
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我知道 Darrin 所有人都喜欢
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把照片印在毯子上
这是个绝佳的点子!
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奇怪
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你明明在说一件好事
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但是我觉得你在生气
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是的 我确实在生气
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当我看你手机时
我发现了一张Angel的照片
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戴着你给我的同一款项链
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哦 这样不好么?
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这当然不好啦!
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你跟我说这是打开你心门的钥匙
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但是我发现
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你已经把钥匙给了别人!
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你知道这并不是真的
打开心门的钥匙对吧?
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但这应该象征着你的爱
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我当时有多兴奋
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我男友只给了我一个人
这么意义重大的项链
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结果我却发现
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你送给了你所有约会对象
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听着 我只不过很不会买礼物
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当我送给Angel项链时 她很喜欢
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所以我想你肯定也会喜欢
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我是说 我妈也很喜欢
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天啊 你妈也有?!
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你送出这么多把打开心门的钥匙 Darrin!
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如果每个人都有钥匙
那干嘛还要锁起来?!
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- Sue...
- 不 还是算了吧!
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算了 Darrin 结束了!
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还给你破项链 还有你的手机!
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另外 你和牙医的预约改在了4点
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当你们结婚像我们这么久以后
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你偶尔会挥霍一下
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没了那张旧餐桌
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餐厅变得更美观了
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Brick 你的播客怎么样了?
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不得不说这真是个苦差事
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你要快速地做完一期节目
然后下一期再接着下一期
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你不是才只做了三期吗?
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对呀 第一期然后下一期然后下一期
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那你为什么要接着做呢?
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不是为了粉丝嘛
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没粉丝我一无是处
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你最好赶快吸完尘
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我一会还有一期要做
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今天我们要聊加拉蒙字体
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凭那个我怎么火爆得起来?
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看起来太美妙了!
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看啊
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这桌子放这里刚刚好
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我老纳闷这灯放这里干嘛用的
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你看见我放在
马桶前面的那个汽车垫没?
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看到了 那可是高级货
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吸尿效果很不错
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看到我把洗手间的门装上去了吗?
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我觉得对我俩都会很实用
(终于能关门了)
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可不 我们把乱七八糟的都扔出去了
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所有人都会想加入"Hutch Axl Pi"的
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不对 这样呢?
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你刚才...哦
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握手部分再练习下
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- 嘿 老妈?
- 嗯?
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问你一件事好吗?
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桌子送来之前
我还有好多地方要补色
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你要是能拿笔帮我补色
问我什么都行
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好吧
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你知道我和Darrin的事
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嗯
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但我感觉我有点反应过度了
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所以我想给他写首诗或一封信什么的
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向他道歉
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但我思路有点停滞了
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你跟老爸的爱情之路比我的漫长得多
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你怎么看待爱情?
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好吧 你看啊
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什么是爱情?
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呃...
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比方说你年轻的时候
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看中橱窗里的一件毛衣
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让你爱不释手
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然后你买了并一直穿着它
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觉得真好看啊
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但是过一段时间
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这毛衣变得又破又臭了
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不过你还是很喜欢它
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就有人问你 "为什么不换件新的呢?"
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但你还是继续穿
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直到它变形了
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甚至有些部位都松垮了
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但你又能怎样呢?它是你的毛衣啊
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要不我写下电影"星运里的错"里
我最喜爱的台词
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放在他车的挡风玻璃上
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好主意
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嘿 Nick!
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欢迎来到"Hutch Axl Pi"会
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多谢 这儿真不错 我...
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对 很酷吧 那你告诉我
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如果你申请车贷
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经销商看过你的银行账户状况后
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会不会笑着把车钥匙交给你?
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呃 我不知道
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我...目前没有买车的打算
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我刚买了一台平板电视
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那欢迎加入 Nick兄弟!
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我爱死这里散发出的
那种"有兄弟有靓妞"的气氛了
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我想入会
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但有个问题 我现在手头不太宽裕
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你们要是同意让我
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先免第一个月的房租
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第二个月我肯定能搞到钱交租
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我要在你的名牌上
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写个"X" 不过没别的意思啊
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第一个月的租金 我可能有点困难
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我参加派对太多 老爹断我粮了
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不用担心
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你这样的辣妹
"Hutch Axl Pi"永远都有你的床位
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Sue
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你来干嘛?
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我认为约翰·葛林说得很有道理
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{\a6} 电影"星运里的错"的原著作者
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"在这世上 你无从选择是否受到伤害"
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"但你可以选择由谁来伤害你"
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"我喜欢我的选择"
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如果我们敞开心胸
爱会找到入口照耀进来
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最后那句其实是简·西摩首饰的广告词
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但我觉得说得很棒
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Sue...
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听着Darrin...
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我非常抱歉
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我之前嫉妒了 发疯了
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还发泄在你身上
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事情怎么因为区区一个照片毯
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发展得一发不可收拾呢?
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你能把项链再给我吗?
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00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:08,400
我们就能回到原来的样子了
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Sue 我也不清楚
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过去的这些天
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让我有种坐过山车的感觉
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虽然平时我也喜欢坐过山车
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但你真的伤到我了
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你还不愿意跟我说话
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我可能需要点时间...
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去想清楚
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对不起
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你能先走吗?
我好让我妈帮我开门
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记住
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一个文档里使用三种以上字体
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你就只是在炫耀
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- 嘿 你在...
- 嘘
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所以最后我要沉重地宣布
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这是我最后一次做"字体控"播客了
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周一开播时的我是一个截然不同的我
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第一期节目听众的人数众多
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第二期节目听众少了点
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到第三期节目就...
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我就是走个形式
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我经常说
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如果没有快感 我就不做了
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因为那样继续下去
对你们粉丝来说也没有意思
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我只想感谢你们
让我在这我大半周的时间里
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走进你们的生活
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这些话是留给你们的
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你对字体的偏好
和这个字怎么写比起来
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更体现你的品性
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如果你够胆大 大可常用斜体字
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不要吝啬让你的另类字体自由飞翔
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我是Brick Heck 很荣幸有你倾听
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结束比我想的要难过一些
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你的播客比其它字体节目撑得久得多
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你要记住最重要的是...
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我的桌子!
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嗨
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好
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这是啥?
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应该是螺钉什么的
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00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,281
新的桌子在哪?
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哦 在那儿
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真的吗? 我怎么没看到
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靠近点看
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这个...
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是玩具屋的家具 Mike
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所以才卖50块
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00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,902
但我想说
谁愿意用50刀买一个玩具家具啊?
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显然我们愿意
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Frankie 怎么回事?
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你才是说"买啊"的人
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没有实物图吗?
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有啊
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照片上看就像正常房间里的正常桌子
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拜托
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根本不能这样拍玩具桌子啊
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应该这样拍玩具桌子
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拿一张桌子 再拿一支笔
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你把他们放在一起
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看照片的人就会说
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"哦 这桌子就和一支笔一样大
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我怎么在上面吃感恩节晚餐呢"
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你应该有他们的电话吧
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我现在就给他们打电话
421
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让他们把它退回去
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你觉得我没打吗?
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根本不行
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为取悦孩子们
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做这种微型玩具家具的人
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真的很讨厌唉
427
00:17:19,691 --> 00:17:21,159
我看那就只能这样了
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00:17:21,226 --> 00:17:23,528
我们把剩下的家具全部换成袖珍型的
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00:17:23,595 --> 00:17:25,196
不然这桌子摆这儿真奇怪
430
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Mike 对不起
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我好蠢 蠢死了!
432
00:17:31,737 --> 00:17:33,604
又不是你的错 我们都有责任
433
00:17:33,672 --> 00:17:34,939
我们想要快乐
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00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:36,941
但是老天爷显然不想让我们快乐
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我只是想换个好看点的
436
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我懂 好吧 有一天我们会学会的
437
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如何快乐吗?
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不...停止挣扎
439
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哦! 伙计!
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你相信这一切吗?
441
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是的 棒极了!
442
00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:00,631
你给多少人报价了?
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我也不知道 我让所有人都进来了
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我也是!
445
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我们要发财了!
446
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Hutch Axl Pi!
447
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:09,707
Hutch Axl Pi!
448
00:18:09,775 --> 00:18:12,310
Hutch Axl Pi!
449
00:18:12,377 --> 00:18:13,611
Hutch Axl Pi!
450
00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:14,779
Hutch Axl Pi!
451
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,483
喔噢!
452
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:20,585
Hutch Axl Pi!
453
00:18:20,652 --> 00:18:22,220
Hutch Axl Pi!
454
00:18:22,287 --> 00:18:23,554
Hutch Axl Pi!
455
00:18:23,622 --> 00:18:24,922
Hutch Axl Pi!
456
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:25,957
Hutch Axl Pi!
457
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:37,668
你看这里 都完蛋了
458
00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:40,504
老兄 搞兄弟会真烧钱
459
00:18:40,572 --> 00:18:43,507
你最好把支票本掏出来
460
00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:44,951
因为有好多东西要换了
461
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:47,199
拜托 你晓得我们根本没钱
462
00:18:47,199 --> 00:18:48,248
我们得想点别的办法
463
00:18:48,685 --> 00:18:51,295
确实还有一个法子
464
00:18:55,163 --> 00:18:57,423
他虽然不是那个穿粉色的姑娘 但他不吵
465
00:18:57,587 --> 00:18:58,492
还会准时交租
466
00:18:58,695 --> 00:19:00,867
你懂的...他的家庭条件
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00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:04,258
Axl和Hutch找到了他们理想的租客
468
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,445
但可怜的是
Darrin放在Sue房间里的气球
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00:19:07,445 --> 00:19:09,407
比他们的关系还坚挺
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"我想念你 我不会放弃我们"
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引自瑞恩·高斯林在"恋恋笔记本"里的台词
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瑞恩·高斯林说什么我都不在乎
473
00:19:18,919 --> 00:19:19,842
Darrin?!
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我只在乎你说什么 Sue
475
00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,819
我要说什么? 我说什么好?
476
00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:26,042
我...我会说我爱你
477
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,258
我真的非常抱歉
478
00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:29,688
你是我最喜欢的毛衣
479
00:19:29,688 --> 00:19:32,122
还有...我都不知道自己在说什么了!
480
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,148
我只想拥抱你!
481
00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:35,092
我也是! 你在哪?!
482
00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:36,338
我在这边!
483
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:37,572
我看不见你!
484
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,574
我在门旁边! 快来!
485
00:19:39,642 --> 00:19:41,109
待在那儿!我来找你!
486
00:19:52,288 --> 00:19:53,121
我爱你 Sue Heck
487
00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,656
我也爱你
488
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,592
你是唯一拥有我心门钥匙的人
489
00:20:00,029 --> 00:20:03,231
我妈掉了点眼泪 但她理解
490
00:20:08,504 --> 00:20:11,106
年轻的爱情充满着跌宕起伏
491
00:20:11,174 --> 00:20:12,674
房间里还塞满了气球
492
00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:14,943
但一般的夫妻很难
493
00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:17,112
持续这样的激情
494
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,448
但有时候在某些特殊的场合
495
00:20:19,515 --> 00:20:21,850
比如二十几周年结婚纪念日
496
00:20:21,918 --> 00:20:23,151
你还是可以试试的
497
00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:24,486
这都是什么?
498
00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:26,421
结婚周年快乐
499
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:34,262
你这日子过的真奢侈啊
500
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,698
你知道吗 我一直在想
501
00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:42,886
我意识到
当我坐在一个袖珍桌子边野餐时
502
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:46,229
比起任何人
我更想看到对面坐的人是你
503
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左右不逢源
第六季 第4集 完
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00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:52,232
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506
00:21:06,138 --> 00:21:07,407
还剩五分钟 Jimmy
507
00:21:07,407 --> 00:21:10,186
等一会 我最喜欢的播客节目刚停播了
508
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,998
我也高处不胜寒 好经典的节目
509
00:21:16,168 --> 00:21:17,875
什么字体? 又是赫维提卡字体?
510
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,739
好大的惊喜啊
511
00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:22,984
就不能偶尔用一次世纪哥特字体吗?
512
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:25,652
难道我们是动物么?