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翻译: 娃娃 依米
校对: 汤团
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720P iTunes:wss0427
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第05集
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你趴在地上干嘛呢你?
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用如今流行的说法 我的空间已被你占满
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我在找万圣节的糖果
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我去年三月份打折时候买的
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我把它藏起来省得被自己吃了
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好吧 你讲的每个字都好忧桑
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你想好
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万圣节扮成什么了吗?
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你要知道时间快到了
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我可不想最后一刻
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才翻箱倒柜地帮你找服装
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你不能连着三年都扮纸巾人
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是啊...其实吧
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我决定今年不去要糖了
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啊?
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我也不知道
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我感觉年纪有点大了
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你不去要糖了?
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Mike他不去要糖了
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很好 你反正讨厌要糖
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没错 但我要是知道
去年是最后一次的话
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我一定会很珍惜的
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你去年甚至没带他出去
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大前年不是Nancy Donahue带他去的吗?
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无论我啥时候带他去的 不管什么时候
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我都希望知道那是最后一次 好吗?
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那你就待在家里面
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陪我们发糖果对吧?
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其实我朋友Cindy可能会过来
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真的? 她到这儿来?
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为什么?
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不为什么 我们就一起玩玩
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好了 大家看...
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我的Sue度计
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我不知道大学要花多少钱
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所以有点压力山大
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我想这个可以帮到我
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当然
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我知道这个看起来有点少
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但这个只显示了
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我迪士尼存钱罐和在Spudsy的兼职费
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我没算上我的前景乐观的奖学金
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还没
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可能我用一支粗点的荧光笔...
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天呐 我好受打击啊
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老兄 你我都有点
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你不是一个人
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你在我的沙发上做什么?
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学习啊 很明显吧
我有一大篇历史论文要交
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所以你要看"珍珠港"?
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如果要我选
是否要跟Ben Affleck学知识
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我永远都会选是
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从这部电影里你学不到历史
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从这电影里你连电影都学不到
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又不是我的错
Hanawalt教授好变态啊
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论文要在万圣节之前交 谁会这么做?
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那你知道多久了?
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他一个月前给我们的任务
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Axl你坐在这永远也写不完
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你知道该怎么做吗?
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你应该开车去学校的图书馆
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查一下图书馆的目录
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阅读和这个题目相关的书...
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我感觉你"爷爷"是在说
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你要去一个
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让你不会分心的地方
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图书馆是个不赖的选择
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我不喜欢图书馆
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又安静又无聊 我连它在哪都不知道
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"我们就一起玩玩"是什么意思?
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Brick他知道怎么做吗?
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你跟他聊过约会吗?
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我以为这不用教
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我以为这事要过很多年才会发生
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好吧 我们可以肯定这一定会很奇怪
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Cindy比Brick还古怪对不对?
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简直不分伯仲
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光阴似箭啊
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好像还是在昨天
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Brick万圣节打扮成
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某个莫名其妙的历史人物
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现在他跟女生约会了
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我们要为他准备什么吗?
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不用
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我们系紧安全带等着看戏就好了
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万圣节快乐!
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万圣节快乐!
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万圣节快乐!
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好吧 不管那是什么我都要
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是关于"送Sue上大学"计划的
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伟大的创意
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我会在Henley太太的南瓜地里
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放"这是南瓜大王哦！ 查理·布朗！"
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那部电影
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建议捐款... 5块
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天哪 Sue!
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"南瓜地里放南瓜大王"
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发明男士塑身裤的天才 闪一边去吧
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城里来了个新姑娘
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给
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嗨 Brad
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嗨 Brad的新生朋友
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算了
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我以为你们毕业了呢
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哦 难道你没听说?
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我们是拉拉队的助教
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我们不能让他们放任自流
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Court教练 对吗?
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对的 Deb教练
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没有我们 那帮可怜的人
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就只有Campbell教练了
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我们都知道
她高中时候都没做过拉拉队长
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那好吧
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你们想来南瓜地里看电影吗?
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哦 听着很有意思啊
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但我们都忙死了 要给拉拉队改头换面
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现在的太老土了
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我们要改进Orson高中拉拉队风格
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加上嘻哈舞步 让拉拉队焕然一新
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但不止那些
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不 差不多就是这样
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但不完全是
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不管怎样...
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我们爱死住在一起
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每一秒都待在一起了
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祝你的电影在泥塘中顺利
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谢...谢
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Mike 能开一下门吗?
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这个拿去
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我们为什么要发彩蛋?
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因为我把复活节糖果藏在糖霜下面
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我知道 等所有的糖霜都被我吃完
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我就会对复活节彩蛋不感兴趣了
事实也证明如此
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快去吧
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用你的弗兰肯斯坦腔
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对! 就是那样的
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万圣节快乐
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快看 你是...中东姑娘
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我没有刻意打扮 我就喜欢这样
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你一定是Brick的朋友
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嗨 Cindy 进来吧
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嗨 Cindy
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我七点就到了
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其实是6点53分到的
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但我在草丛里等到7点
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真棒
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电视在这儿
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你听见没? "电视在这儿"
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我儿子开窍了
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有个问题
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我要捐两次款吗? 因为我扮成...
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"油脂"里的Danny...和...Sandy
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太惊艳了Brad
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惊人的扮相
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你把Sandy画的好美 Danny画的好帅
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如此矛盾 太有你的风格了!
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Sue看这地方 哦!
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我都不能为这里锦上添花了
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大家都去哪儿了?
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电影现在应该开始了
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但我估计人们刚要完糖吧
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你知道"花生漫画" 粉的... 他们总是姗姗来迟
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{\a6}花生漫画是一部长篇连载的美国漫画 故事以查理·布朗和史努比的视野为核心
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好了 我们占好了地方
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好开心不用和大部队抢地方了
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"就在那时候美国宣布胜利"
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巴拉 巴拉 巴拉 巴拉
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"但我认为Ben Affleck所说甚好
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"那些杂种若打算再扔炸弹
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一定会三思而后行的"
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我写完了!
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有人吗?
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有人吗?
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Axl和书待在一块儿
Brick却和姑娘待在一块儿
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我要为万圣节记上一功
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就公老虎来说 想要接近母老虎
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母老虎要拥有20平方公里的领地
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公老虎的领地可能要更加辽阔
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约从60到100平方公里
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母老虎有时候面对其他同性
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会变得很好斗...
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好吧 这是我见过最奇怪的画面
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但貌似还挺有效
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不 不! 不! 不要没电!
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天哪 他们怎么打这个电话的?!
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哦 "总机"
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哦天哪 要转这么久
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这里是东印第安纳州大学总机
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太好了! 太好了!
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如果您想打外线 请拨"1"
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转校警 请拨"2"
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两样我都想要啊
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但没有按键!
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只有稀奇古怪的轮子样的东西
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哦! 这部电话是"摩登原始人"里用的吗!
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救命啊!
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救命啊!!
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不给糖就捣蛋!
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万圣节快乐! 你们看起来很棒!
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晚安
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领土争端可能会导致...
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哦 Brick去哪了?
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他走了
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"他走了"是什么意思?
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他发觉最终还是想去要糖
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好吧 挺好的
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我肯定他一会就回来
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Mike...
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他扔下她
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什么?
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没错 他走了 你儿子决定去要糖
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那小子
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我打他手机
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我就知道他还没准备好约会
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约会是一件非常...
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你再告诉我一遍为啥要买这玩意
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他搞砸了 Mike
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他就是这样 他搞砸了
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好吧 他回来之前
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我们要做点事来招待她
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好吧 这次听我的
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我们什么都不做
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Mike 他其实没有太多的选择
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你听过那首"离开我的人是你"吧
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她可能才是那个"不离开的"
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知道吗Sue 已经很晚了
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要不今晚就到这儿吧
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不行 Brad 你要有信心
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他们会来的
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他们一来我的大学基金就有了
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哦不
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什么?
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哦 不 这是有史以来最坏的消息
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好吧 让Danny
还是Sandy说你会好受一点?
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你想不想我唱"Summer Lovin"
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或者像
"Stranded At The Driven-in"里那样说?
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我能不能就听Brad说?
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我知道为什么没人来了Sue
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Courtney和Debbie说不喜欢你的创意
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其实她们喜欢并剽窃了你的创意
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她们在墓地放 "鬼驱人"
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大家都去了
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她们不仅有爆米花
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她们还有... 真对不起 我要说这个...
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Kettle爆米花
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真的?
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好吧 没关系的
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我是说 得了
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万圣节在墓地里放恐怖电影?
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太老套了 你不认为吗?
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你说的对 你说的对Sue
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大家会来的
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无论多久我们都等他们
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尽管我在装扮上花了个8小时
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就算没人看到 我也不在乎
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你去吧
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噢! 谢谢!
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Sandy和Danny也许会在那边
接受大家的赞扬
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但Brad的心绝对留在这片南瓜地
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我保证
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...成年大象...
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你父母是做什么的?
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我不知道
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没事
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你不需要知道 你只是个小孩子
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你饿不饿? 吃点东西怎么样?
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零食?
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来点虾就可以
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这个... 我们可能刚好吃完了
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那就算了
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你得去买点虾
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- 虾?
- 没错... 虾
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Cindy饿了 她只想吃虾
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可我们都不吃虾
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还要为了一个陌生人出去买虾?
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她不是陌生人 Mike
这个女孩喜欢咱们儿子
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我才不去买虾
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好吧
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那我去买虾
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你进去跟她聊天
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她叫Cindy 有个姐姐
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- 她不知道父母是做什么的...
- 我还是买虾去吧
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嘿 老兄
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你也被困在这儿了?
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你怎么样? 我是Axl
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我不知道你是谁 所以不如叫你...
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Lebron吧
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没错 看样子明天早上才能出去了
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但是没事 一点事也没有
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我的天赋让我不管在哪
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都能轻松入睡 所以...
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晚安吧 Lebron
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有时候 信念只能让你坚持那么久
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你不得不放弃... 除非你是Sue
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噢 糟糕
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我肯定已经错过电影了吧?
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噢! 不! 没有 没有!
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你来得正是时候
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很高兴你这么说
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我在家看电视来着
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但是...
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现在电视上台太多了
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我很高兴你来了
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这边走
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我带你去你的干草座位
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一推车的爆米花随意享用
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这里是一袋葡萄干
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买到虾了
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啊 太好了 我都快疯了
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我本来想给Cindy做点焦糖苹果
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但我只找到一包糖和一根黑香蕉
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而且我还把糖给吃了
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我真是有问题
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我们得赶紧做这个了
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把这虾便宜卖给我的那个人
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说这些虾一小时内要吃掉
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你知道怎么做这个吗?
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不知道 我们就把它和黄油一起放锅里
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这法子是万能的
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明年这个时候
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我要找到一块真的南瓜地...
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每次看心情都更好
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没错 谁说不是呢?
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不过我总是为Linus感到难过
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结尾的时候 大南瓜没有出现
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他多伤心啊
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是吗?
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我一点也不觉得难过
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对我来说 那只是意味着
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你不总是能得到你想要的
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但你还是可以努力
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不 不用了
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真的不用担心这个
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你能来 并且玩的开心
我就已经心满意足了
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但是你花了这么多心思布置啊
339
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不行 不行 我一定要给你
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好了 我得回去了
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大南瓜也许在我家里留了礼物呢
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嘿 Cindy 看我做了什么
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对于小型猎物 老虎会咬住它们的脖子
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这样可以咬断脊柱神经...
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就吃这么点?
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我饱了
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好吧
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因为 这个其实挺特别的...
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我们很高兴能做给你吃
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因为你是我们的客人 我们很高兴...
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噢 看哪! Brick回来了
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我们知道他当然会回来
但这还是很棒 对吧?
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Brick 能跟你说两句话吗?
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没问题
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你在想些什么?
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你不能邀请别人来玩 结果自己走了
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男人不能这样对待女人
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噢 无意冒犯 老妈
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但是我请的女孩来家里
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我觉得我做得挺好
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没错 但是目标是人家下次还来
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事关骑士风度
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跟他讲讲 Mike
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Brick 你喜欢她
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你希望她也喜欢你 对吧?
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理想世界里 没错
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好吧 所以... 你给她开门
368
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如果她提着重东西 你要帮她接过来
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而且你不能约会到一半就走掉
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去要糖果
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我问了她想不想一起去 她说不
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所以你才应该留在家里
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我明明想出去 为什么还要呆在家里?
374
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,270
因为作为一个男人
你不总是能做想做的事情
375
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什么? 为什么?
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你想吻她吗?
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我的确很享受在北卡罗来纳时的那个吻
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如果你想在印第安纳也得到
379
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:48,510
你就必须得做很多不愿意做的事情
380
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,110
比如什么事?
381
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:52,480
呃... 去看不感兴趣的电影
382
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吃早午餐 去教堂
383
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,520
为某些原因一起做事
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呃... 给电力公司打电话
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游戏静音 听她讲她的梦想
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好吧 澄清一点
387
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,970
女人也会做很多不想做的事情
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比如生日
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要个吻听起来还真复杂
390
00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,600
好吧 我明白你们的意思了
391
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骑士风度... 这就去办
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所以我差不多该过去了 是吧?
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00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:21,670
哦 天哪 当然 我们在这儿呆多久了?
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快走吧 快走
395
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,250
那什么时候才能做自己想做的事?
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到时候会告诉你的
397
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50美元!
398
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好吧
399
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我知道我刚刚看起来像吓坏了
400
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但是声明一下... 我可不是那种人
401
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我都差不多五年 晚上睡觉不用开灯了
402
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:02,150
所以... 我什么都不怕 真的
403
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,990
我想我只是不习惯一个人
404
00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:10,360
通常都有家人和朋友陪着我
405
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,620
我超受欢迎的
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我不知道卖羽毛的
407
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在你们那时候受不受欢迎
408
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,300
我猜你就是干这个的吧... 卖羽毛的
409
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,260
但是 有时候一个人呆着也挺好 对吧?
410
00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:22,700
我是说 你能跟你的思想独处...
411
00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:24,370
我的思想是什么?
412
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,910
我的... 思想... 是什么?
413
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,610
最近想了很多关于大学的事
414
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好吧...
415
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:40,950
更像是大学以后的事
416
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你看 我现在是商务专业的
417
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,090
但是 我都不知道那意味着什么
418
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,390
我是要成为一个商人吗?
419
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,590
要带着公文包去出差
420
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:52,660
去视察我的分公司吗?
421
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:53,960
还是会像那种
422
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,770
经营户外生意的人
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穿着酷酷的风衣去走访工作点?
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00:17:57,770 --> 00:18:00,100
我就是觉得如果能知道要穿什么
425
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:02,040
我就能倒推出来了
426
00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:04,140
没人告诉我应该怎么做
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没有人
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00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,710
我是说 这么久以来
一直都是别人在告诉我
429
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,080
明年 你要上幼儿园了
430
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然后上高中
431
00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:11,750
然后上大学 然后 砰!
432
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,050
他们就不告诉你要做什么了
433
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,320
你得自己琢磨出来
434
00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:16,990
我只知道 我的领带还是我爸给系的!
435
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:18,790
如果连领带都不会系
436
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,820
我怎么能成为一个商人呢?
437
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,190
这真是... 啊
438
00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:29,130
事实上 Lebron...
439
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我不确定我的炫酷
440
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,440
在现实生活中还能派上用场
441
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,040
也许我... 已经到顶了?
442
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,480
我只是...
443
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对未来一无所知
444
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,420
当我想到这个的时候...
445
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:50,250
...我很害怕 老兄
446
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我真的很害怕
447
00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,610
Axl成功地度过了第一个 独处的夜晚
448
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,440
改天见 Lebron
449
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:25,610
提醒一下 图书馆晚上八点关门
450
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我们都很开心
451
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:30,020
终于度过了最奇怪的万圣节
452
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最美好的部分就是...
早餐吃万圣节剩下的糖果
453
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好吧 我知道50美元不算很多
454
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:40,190
但是如果我办八百场放映
455
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,330
那就是大学一年的费用
456
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:46,970
再放三年 那就是2400场
457
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:48,670
我不知道你们怎么看
458
00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,340
但是对我来说 这个方案非常可行
459
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:55,270
嘿Axl 你怎么回来了?
460
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,080
没什么... 就想回来吃早餐
461
00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,910
顺便看看你们这些失败者在干嘛
462
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,210
你的论文写完了吗?
463
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,850
噢 当然 提前两分钟交了
464
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,150
说过我能搞定的
465
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:08,820
嘿 我最近一直在想我的专业
466
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,110
嗯 商务?
467
00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:11,120
没错
468
00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:13,060
它到底...
469
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,060
是什么?
470
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,860
你不知道什么是商务?
471
00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:18,760
不知道
472
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:20,670
好吧 我知道 但是...
473
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:23,600
我学完之后
474
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:26,210
到底是... 做什么的?
475
00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:28,210
天哪
476
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,440
可以做好多事情
477
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,540
比如 你很擅长与人交往
478
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:33,750
你可以从事销售...
479
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,910
没准做个药物销售员?
480
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:38,550
我想最重要的是你工作的公司
481
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,450
要发印有商标的免费笔
482
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,820
好吧 这可不算
483
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:43,890
放松 Axl 你不用现在就开始想
484
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,110
你还只是大二
485
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,690
没错 等你毕业了
486
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,930
学校会安排一些就业指导老师
487
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,610
来帮助你解决这种事
488
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,130
真的吗?
489
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:54,900
我感觉好多了
490
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:57,410
见鬼去吧 未来! 待会再担心你
491
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,600
Sue 扔一个
492
00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:00,250
没错 当你刚刚起步的时候
493
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,390
这世界也许看起来挺可怕
494
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,070
但有时候只要记住
495
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:06,340
家人始终在等着你
496
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:08,700
也许就不会感到那么孤单了
497
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,310
而且一点也不可怕
498
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,150
好了 Brick 再问一次...
499
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,860
当你去接一个女孩约会的时候
你该怎么做?
500
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,900
透过卧室窗户看她在不在家?
501
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:20,170
这可不对
502
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,000
进去看她的书 等她准备好?
503
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,250
- 不对
- 不是 拜托
504
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,050
不 好点了
505
00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:25,720
等她的时候跟她的父母聊天?
506
00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:26,740
嘿! 嘿! 嘿! 嘿!
507
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:27,930
这就对了! 好样的!
508
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,970
真的吗? 这是正确答案? 我是开玩笑的
509
00:21:29,975 --> 00:21:31,856
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