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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第07集
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感恩节
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Heck家族和清教徒有什么共同点?
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无室内给水设施
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说了多少次了?
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洗咖啡壶用流水
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冻冰块用喷雾
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对了 Mike 我在想
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我们总是说
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只有废柴和可悲的人
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才会在感恩节出外吃饭
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所以今年我们出去吃?
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不是 呃 是的 但并不因为我们是废柴
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因为我们的水池塌了 餐桌又小
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听上去也不像人生赢家
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好吧... 听我说完
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我在报纸上看到亨利王餐厅节日广告
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他们会办感恩节自助餐 每位只要7.99元
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他们会准备所有感恩节食物
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再加上他们备受赞誉的外国菜
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还有额外好处
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我们不用在浴缸里洗餐具了
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不需要说服我离开这个屋子
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只要有火鸡 我都行
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等下 什么情况?
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今年不在家吃感恩节晚餐?
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Sue 你看看这个家
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但我们应该待在家里
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如果没有廉价的印第安纳玉米罐头
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喜互惠盒装火鸡填料
和CVS便利店南瓜饼
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感恩节不算感恩节
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Brick 你听到了吗?
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爸妈说
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我们要去饭店过感恩节
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我没意见
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当然 我要先跟Cindy通报下
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为啥?
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这是个大节日
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不能只和家人一起过
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知道吗? 别把这事看得太重要
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Cindy已经让我透不过气了
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不用再加上你们
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Axl! 听到没?
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爸妈说我们在饭店过感恩节
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老妈不做饭?
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终于有了值得感恩的事了
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听着 Axl... 我邀请了Devin Levin
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来和我们一起过节
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需要你把她从学校载回来
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不! 没门
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我才不要载Devin Levin回来
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说了几百万次了! 我不想又说一遍!
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我知道这反应显得很激烈 即使是Axl
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但关于Devin Levin的战争
已持续两年之久
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Axl
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我发型师的堂姐的
侄女的女儿是爱达荷人
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她刚来印第安纳大学东分校
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她现在谁也不认识
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你要是能打个电话去打声招呼就好了
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再考虑下
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因为我是不会联系
某个来自爱荷华的丑八怪的
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你打给过Devin Levin吗?
我半年前叫你打的
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老妈 我没时间 我在学习
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Axl 这下尴尬了
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你必须在我发色长出来前打给她
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抱歉 我不能让那姑娘
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一个人过感恩节
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我们不是这样的人
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我要求你这么做 你为家人也要做到
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但你这么做不是为了发型师的家人
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找到个不在车库工作的
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好发型师很难
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但我能做到 你也要能做到
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等下... 所以不仅我们家人?
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反正本来也不仅是我们家人
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Brick带Cindy来 还有Darrin也要来
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等等 Sue有伴 Brick也有伴?
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这样Devin Levin就会以为她是我的伴
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别紧张 我没跟她说这是个约会
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老妈 你看我
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我去接人姑娘 她肯定以为这是约会
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好的 我搞定Cindy了
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感恩节她和我们一起过
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但圣诞节我要和她的家人过
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新年嘛
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我们要和她叔叔去滑雪
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感恩节到了
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Axl终于答应去接Devin Levin
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或许表面不太看得出来
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但内心里 他非常绅士
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我就在这
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抱歉!
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我怎么知道是你? 我们都不认识
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我就是让你搭个顺风车 我有女朋友
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好...嘀
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这不是你怀孕时穿的裤子吗?
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以前是我怀孕时穿的裤子
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现在是我的节日装
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妈 你介意我问个
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比较严肃的问题么?
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呃... 说吧
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爸爸不喜欢Darrin吧?
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什么?! 不会!
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爸爸当然喜欢Darrin啦 你为啥这么问?
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那天你俩说起
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谁会来参加感恩节晚餐
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你说Darrin会来之后
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爸爸说了"呃呵"
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不 他没有说"呃呵"
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他说的是... "啊哈"
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意思是"啊哈 这很好啊"
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不 我确定是"呃呵" 我清楚地记得
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你说"Darrin会来" 老爸说"呃呵"
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听着Sue 不要太介意
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你爸爸喜欢我们 就是这样
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有时候 不仅我们
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我们直接去饭店
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还是先去你家!
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什么?
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我是问你...
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我们直接去亨利王餐厅
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还是先去你家?
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不 我们不会先去我家
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想得美
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出于对亨利王的敬意
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我得赶紧换了球衣
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好
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不能忘了系安全带
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安全第一
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相信这里有包洋葱食品
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我总随身带洋葱食品
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他们像有趣的洋葱 他们是洋葱食品!
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宾果!
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你知道我们不到一个钟头
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就吃晚饭了哈?
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好的 老爸
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我必须说
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你妈邀请我去过感恩节真的很酷
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我就算自己在宿舍待着
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也完全没问题
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这仍然可以做到
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嗯 你知道
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只要有电炉 我什么都能做
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有一天 我做了布朗尼和意大利烤面
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电炉做不了布朗尼
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当然可以 电炉什么都能做
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只需要有热量和完成的毅力
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好了吗?
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嗯 在等Brick的女朋友
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不管我说多少次 这话仍听着别扭
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你们不用开车了
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我们可以乘Darrin的小货车
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外面只有1度
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有油布可以保暖
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我们可以在爸爸的车上挤挤 Sue
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好吧 但男生坐前面 女生坐后面
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这样爸爸和Darrin可以聊天
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聊什么?
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嗨 Cindy
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我喜欢你的裙子
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上面有火鸡
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什么家长
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会在感恩节抛下12岁的孩子走掉?
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你生气是因为你没先想到这招
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好长的队伍
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知道哪里没有长队吗? 家里
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没事的
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看 那桌人要走了 我能感觉到
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我们一起来盯着他们看
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让他们动起来
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悲催 他们是去拿开胃菜
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他们又要再吃一遍
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我们永远都吃不到了
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我们有五人的位子 谁是五人的?
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一 二 三 四 五
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六
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嘿 Darrin
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你能到王的口香糖机旁边来一下吗?
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什么事?
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我在想 既然是感恩节
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你第一次和我家人过这种大节日
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或许你可以...
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升一下级
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升什么级?
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呃... 没什么特别的
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但如果你可以更好一点
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但也不要太好
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那会显得你太过努力
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但要比你现在好点
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不是说你现在不好
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我不是很确定你在说什么 但好的
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糟了 我现在觉得你会做得过了头
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所以不用担心了
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忘了我说的话吧
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做你自己 像你平时那样
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但要稍好一点
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好的
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我真的很喜欢粉色的比目鱼
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比目鱼是我最爱的动物
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那就比目鱼吧 给你抓个
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我再试一次
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好 我坐妈妈旁边
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Brick坐Cindy旁边
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然后...
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Darrin 不如你坐我爸旁边吧?
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我们到了!
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下一站... 食物昏迷节 再见
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你要去哪?
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我们还没和Devin Levin打招呼
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我要说终于能见到你真的很开心
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抱歉要这么久之后
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不 没关系的 谢谢您邀请我
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应该的! 你看
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你是我发型师的堂姐的侄女的女儿
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就是说你妈妈的阿姨是我发型师的堂姐
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等下... 但如果是阿姨
你不应该是外甥女吗?
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这样吧 还是让我倒过来算
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我饿了
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不会太长时间的
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我觉得我真的已经快要
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掌握这机器的难懂之处了
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你不擅长这个
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我要去吃了
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我外甥女是Lucy Lucy的妈妈是Janet...
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等下 等下
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Axl你是小马队粉丝?
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不是 一点都不是 边都沾不上
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今年很可能一窝蜂追小马
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如果Luck不受伤 他们很可能夺冠
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进攻线能尽职的话
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Luck不会受伤的
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是 但Pagano也应该好好努力
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如果他总是随意传球
队友们就要被累死了
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这不能怪进攻线
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如果小马队今年真赢了超级杯
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不会是因为"运气"
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是因为他们的四分卫叫"好运"
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能懂不?
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我懂了 Darrin
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有意思哈?
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Devin 你觉得后防线能挺住?
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好了 运动话题到此结束
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我们换一个话题吧?
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谁有有趣的空调维修学校的故事?
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等下... 我有
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有个叫Dan的 工作时接到维修电话
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结果他把手臂卡在风扇传动带上了
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然后怎么了 Darrin?
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故事已经结束了
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哦不 故事怎么能这样结束
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肯定还有其他事的
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噢 对 还有
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他把他的手碾了 很严重
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整根小拇指跟半根食指都没了
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噢 Darrin 别说了
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不 说真的 别再说了
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我真不敢相信你...
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我知道 是吧 我会打破
我吃奶酪通心粉的记录的
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你要完蛋了你知道吗 当着我的面
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我指的是你对待Devin Levin的态度
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噢天哪 你要我做的我都做了
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我的责任都尽到了你还想让我干嘛?
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我想让你跟她多交流
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她看上去不是很难交流的人啊
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你们老年人怎么想的
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为什么年轻人一定要互相交流呢?
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你为什么不去跟那个
代步车上的人聊聊呢?
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我聊过了 他叫Wayne 来自拉斐特
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他有点痛风 但今天是放纵日
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到明天 他会回归节食的
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好啦 拜托 Axl 态度好一点 试一下
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我的意思是 你是咱家最懂社交的娃
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而且 能有多难呢? 她喜欢橄榄球
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而且更不用说 她很可爱
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噢 好吧
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我知道这是什么情况了
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我这么说吧
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我永远永远永远都不会
跟你介绍的人在一起
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- Axl...
- 永远不
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能给我20块钱吗?
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不能
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5块钱呢?
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不给怎么样?
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但我正试着给Cindy抓比目鱼娃娃呢
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是你教我要有绅士风度的
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但是 我不会给你钱的 Brick
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但走的时候 你可以把外套
盖在泥坑上让她踩过去
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嗯 那好吧
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我还是用我过生日的钱吧
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你的奶酪味道如何?
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我吃过比这好的
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噢 不好意思 呃 Barry
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能不能跟厨房说外面没有火鸡了?
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对不起 今天火鸡卖光了
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略倒霉啊
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你知道吗 如果你把糖包
放在勺子后面一点
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角度会更好
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别指挥我怎么用勺子弹糖包
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自从我意识到我不想在餐厅
跟我父母说话
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我就一直在玩这个了
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我只是说
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如果你放在勺子柄靠后一点
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把糖弄均匀
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就能弹起来 就像...
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这样
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你已经吃完了?
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你连7块钱的成本都没吃回来
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好吧 我也不想就这么吃完了
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但他们没有火鸡了
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你知道吗 如果是我 我一定会
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在我自己吃之前 先确保
我女朋友的爸爸有火鸡吃
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噢 对不起 Heck先生 给 吃我的吧
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- 不用了 谢谢
- 不 真的 我都不饿
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我是无聊才吃的
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拿去吧爸爸 他想让你吃
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我说了我不想要
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是因为上面有牧场酱吗?
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我可以把酱抹去的
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呃 Darrin...
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给 跟新的一样
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算了吧 Darrin
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我为什么要去拿最后一块火鸡呢?
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我就是个白痴
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我知道这听起来会很疯狂
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但我跟你爸爸相处的时候
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我有种奇怪的感应告诉我他不喜欢我
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什么?!
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太扯了吧
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你是 我爸爸最喜欢的
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等等等等诸如此类
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我不确定
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我感觉我不如Cindy跟
Devin Levin那么讨他喜欢
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不 不 不 他很喜欢你 一切正常
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重要的是
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别打击你自己 别表现的很奇怪
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正常表现就好
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但...但要稍微好一点
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比你刚才好好表现要好一点
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但不要太好 要不然就变奇怪了
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重要的是不要多想
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嘭 来吧
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好 第一个到21的人赢
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输了的喝掉Darrin涮火鸡的水
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那么 你父母说他们什么时候来接你?
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取决于他们什么时候从肯塔基回来
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谢谢 Delores
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继续端
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好啦 来吧
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哥要好好抓一次
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耶 加油
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咽下去 朋友
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还有 把掉进去的火鸡也都吃掉
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这些宝贝可全都是蛋白质呀
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加油 很好
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第一个感恩节人们没吃牛肉春卷
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是有原因的
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如果我能打个嗝
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我可能还能挤出空间来吃片斑马蛋糕
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我觉得我都补救好了 Sue
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你做了什么?
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我吃了火鸡 但你爸爸没吃成 记得吗
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00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,970
我是说 你做了什么来补救?
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00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:07,100
我告诉他们今天是你爸爸生日
虽然今天不是
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然后他们会给他拿个蛋糕唱生日快乐
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等等 什么?
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00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:12,310
在我家我们经常做这种事 很搞笑的
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如果有陌生人来唱歌
任何人都会消气的
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妈妈 我得跟你谈谈
Darrin干了件坏事
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别担心 你爸爸会忘记火鸡事件的
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他让服务生给爸爸唱生日快乐歌
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什么?
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他疯了吗?!
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我不知道
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你给我听着
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你要告诉我你跟哪个服务生说的
还有你说了什么
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呃 我不知道 他就是个服务生
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他长什么样?
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00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,450
他带着围裙 上面别了一支笔
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他们都穿围裙带笔 我要细节
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脸上有没有痣 鼻子是不是歪的
什么都行
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我不记得了
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好吧 你必须得记得
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有点难想起来 因为你一直在吼我
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好吧 赶紧去找到他 现在
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Axl
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Darrin让服务生给你爸爸唱生日歌
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噢天哪 他会让我们都死很惨的
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好了 听着 我们得阻止他
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所有人 分散
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Axl 你去厨房找
Sue 你去跟那个迎宾小姐说
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只要看到有人拿着生日蛋糕
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就把他们拿下
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嘿 送错桌了 走吧
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享受国王大餐的顾客们 国王已下令
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我宣布今天是
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高贵的市民Mike Heck的生日
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不是我的生...
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谁干的?
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00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,900
我不明白 你爸爸不喜欢蛋糕吗?
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00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,180
不 Darrin 他不喜欢蛋糕
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00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,230
他不喜欢尴尬
404
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,880
而且他不喜欢你
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00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,600
你爸爸不喜欢我?
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00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,760
不... Darrin
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但他应该喜欢你的
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爸爸 我知道Darrin不完美
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但Cindy吃了一整块奶酪
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Brick整顿饭的时间都在抓娃娃
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而Axl
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对妈妈的发型师的堂姐的
侄女的女儿很粗鲁
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00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,650
而这些都不会发生的
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00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,610
如果我们在家里过感恩节
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就像上帝希望我们做的一样
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00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:17,210
知道吗 现在回家听起来是个好主意
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00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,540
天哪 Sue
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00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,950
因为你 我们现在得回家了
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00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,580
我都还没有机会
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00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:22,810
做杯墨西哥意式鸡肉圣代
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- 你太粗鲁了 Axl
- 你努力过头了
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- 她真的真的很可爱
- 回家 吃火鸡
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够了!
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今天是感恩节!
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感恩节...一年里唯一的一天
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我们本来该停止抱怨 抛开压力
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00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,310
然后开始感恩
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00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:40,420
我是说 我们有很多值得感恩的东西
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00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,890
我们都团聚在一起 我们都很健康
430
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,170
而且我们...相对来说还算幸福
431
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,650
你知道吗 有好多人睡在马路上
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没有东西吃
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00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,440
我们这里有丰盛的大餐
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有捞面 有茄盒 有沙士蛋糕
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而且我们很温暖很漂亮的室内
436
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,660
顾客们 这不是演习
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00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,770
我们需要所有人马上离开这栋楼
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游戏结束 分红比目鱼
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终于 你是我的啦
440
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:22,500
对不起大家 我们电线有一点点走火
441
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,850
一旦消防员排查完毕
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你们就可以再回去吃
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00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,980
对不起
444
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,470
我把钱都花光了
但还是没给你抓到比目鱼
445
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:32,500
我的什么?
446
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:35,930
- Heck先生...
- Darrin 听着
447
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,470
我不是不喜欢你
448
00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:40,530
总的来说 你还是个不错的男生
449
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:42,360
我就是不会喜欢任何...
450
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:45,200
任何想要把我女儿夺走的男生
451
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,930
这让我很暴躁
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你能明白的 对吗?
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是的 先生
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但不管怎么说我都会努力做得更好
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好想法
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00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,310
你看到我老婆了吗?
457
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,170
我猜我是在可怜我自己
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我生命中第一次想到
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可能我根本没有什么可以感激的东西
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过去几个月做两份工作
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没有餐桌 水池掉到了地上
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在餐厅过感恩节
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就跟一群失败者一样...
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这些全部涌向我 我觉得我受够了
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受够了试着处理好一切...
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你干嘛呢?
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你...
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你会挨打的
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注意 来咯
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喔 耶 宝贝
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嘿 不公平
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谁干的?
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嘿 喝火鸡水的
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切 太不行了
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噢
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我打中啦
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就这样
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我们本来想要忘却的感恩节
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变成了终生难忘的感恩节
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谢谢你送我
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我的荣幸
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对了 就是想让你知道一下
我没有女朋友
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你没有?
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好吧 我有过
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但 呃...她...
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死了
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- 真的?
- 是的
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晚饭的时候才收到的消息 所以...
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哇哦 这么突然
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呃 好吧 也不算是
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她本来就昏迷着
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事实上 我们没那么亲近
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你跟你女朋友没那么亲近?
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我是说 呃...
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在她昏迷前 我们俩就都知道合不来
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呃 她对我说的最后一句话是 呃...
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"放手吧 开心点 去找别的女孩儿吧"
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那时候我们不知道这会是她最后的话
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但是 呃 还是挺文艺的哈
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- 祝你好运了
- 谢谢
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感恩节快...
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The Middle/左右不逢源
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