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翻译: 汤团 粒粒尘
校对: 汤团
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第09集
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圣诞季源自传统
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没什么传统能比得上
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全家出动
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寻找最好的圣诞树
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Gary请到汽配柜台
Gary请到汽配柜台
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我们干嘛非得买假圣诞树?
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为什么不能买棵真树 整个假Sue?
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这不能怪我 我过敏 Axl
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我已经很难受了
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不是说这东西会一样
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但把灯装饰到人造树上后
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看上去几乎跟真的一样
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快点 看看选什么
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有已经装饰好的圣诞树
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看似被雪覆盖的圣诞树
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这对环境也很好
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因为这是塑料做的
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我喜欢粉色那棵
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如果这棵树得用一辈子
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那必须不能是粉色
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假圣诞树好奇怪 都没有圣诞的味道
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如果因为它奇怪就不带它回家
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我们当年就会把你落在医院了
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你们的确那样做了
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我们车停在卸货区 所以赶紧决定
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到底要哪棵?
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- 闪光的那棵!
- 有雪的树
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能赶紧让我们离开的!
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自古以来 对折都是首选
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你一直说"a"放在"b"处
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我跟你说 根本就不对
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那是因为树枝有颜色标志
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蓝色的"a"放在红色的"b"处
我给你看过表格的
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这一点都没有砍棵真树有趣
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我还有好多事要做
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我得出去买包装纸
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我得把跳舞圣诞老人拿出来
还得把圣诞村搭起来
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我却不知道为何要这么麻烦
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只有Axl注意那玩意 只是因为
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这样他可以让村民处于危险境地
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再见
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你去哪儿?
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那帽子是什么情况?
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既然你问了 这是我们新生意之一...
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"智者圣诞树" 老板集团公司子公司
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我们有偿帮人们装饰圣诞树
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致富之路
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我们这就有棵树 等它组装好
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一家人一起装饰
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但这是我和朋友一起玩的唯一机会
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都怪你们坚持 我上了大学
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都不能再见到他们了
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好 但你一回来
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我们一起去廉价的山地人店里
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我有两车东西要运
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你要做我的圣诞小帮手
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好吧
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但你要付我十块钱
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哟 你是要讲价吗?
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我也把我为你做的事列了个账单
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价值十亿美金
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今天中大奖了 收到八张圣诞卡
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Kirkwood家祝我们节日快乐和...
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等下 里面还有信
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关于他们在做和即将要做的事
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Jackson成了足球队的队长
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Dale的脚踝好多了
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谁是Dale啊?
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我的高中同学
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他仍然觉得该和你分享
生活的每一点一滴?
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是的 Brick 这是圣诞信
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他们向你报告生活进展 为了保持联系
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- 还会有更多这样的信?
- 对 我通常都扔掉
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为什么? 这很好啊
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Emily订婚了! 他们喜欢他!
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你看到树顶了吗?
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没
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你没把它带进洗手间吧?
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是啊 我把树顶带进洗手间了
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我只是问问
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我总能在那找到遥控器
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就快要完工了
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我提议大家休息下
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我总觉得鲁道夫好可怜 你明白吗?
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他们不让他玩驯鹿游戏
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真是太坏了
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如果你觉得
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鲁道夫专辑里有可悲的人物
那一定是错位玩具岛
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方轮火车
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骑鸵鸟的牛仔 月娇国王
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真是个沉闷的地方
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我同意你说的沉闷
但你对月娇国王的看法是错的
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他不是错位玩具之一
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不 他是 他在错位玩具岛上
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因此 他是个玩具
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长翅膀的狮子?
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他是错位玩具的头...不是他们一员
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所以你是说月娇国王 那家伙
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并不是被迫和一群没人要的玩具玩的?
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- 这观点不错
- 想想那些人物的结尾
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圣诞老人送达了错位玩具后
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谁不在袋子里? 对了...
就是月娇国王
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看吧!
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分歧解决
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是 但那一场演出 五个玩具被落下
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因为月娇国王不是其中之一
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并不表示它不是玩具
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我十分确信不止五个玩具
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在圣诞节被送达
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你是怎样 伙计?
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你怎么这么讨厌月娇国王?
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我不讨厌它 它是我最爱的玩具之一
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别再说它是玩具了!
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Jackson九月进足球队
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赛季如何?
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这对他的自尊心大有裨益
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嘿 Emily在吗? 我想和她聊聊
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你在和谁电话?
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Kirkwood家人
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给我们寄圣诞信的人家
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Brick 我们都不认识这些人
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你为什么要打给他们?
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不然我该怎么做?
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等到明年才知道后续情况?
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那就像看了书的第一章节
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等一年才能看后面的章节
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Emily! 你好吗 姑娘?
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你和Marshall定好结婚日期了吗?
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喂?
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你能相信吗?
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他们不能给我另一棵树的树顶
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要我回来 把这树拆了装回盒子里
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再把这玩意扛回店里退掉
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是吗? 你告诉他们只缺树顶了吗?
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说了
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你告诉他们这很荒唐吗?
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- 说了
- 那你告诉他们...
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所有你将要说的 我都说了
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嗯 感觉要有圣诞氛围了...
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紧紧张张 令人恼火 压力山大
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驯鹿那样挺好的 Axl
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是啊
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Sean你要摆放雪橇上的玩具袋吗?
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好
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我知道谁不愿在袋子里
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我知道你要说什么 Axl 我不会听你的
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我只是说 如果要确保正确...
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并且我们是专业人士...
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月娇国王不能在袋子里
因为它不是玩具
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它明显是玩具!
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所有没人要的玩具都有问题
它们才会不受欢迎
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它的问题是它是长了翅膀的狮子!
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你听到自己在说什么吗?
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"长翅膀的狮子"...有什么问题?
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那不是不合适 那是超级棒
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伙计们...
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如果它真的是长翅膀的狮子
它不会在北极玩耍
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它会飞去非洲抓瞪羚 再吃掉它们
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不错啊你 抛出事实...
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"狮子生活在非洲"
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你总是对的 是吧?
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这是典型的Donahue
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这跟我是Donahue一点关系都没!
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事关通盘思考问题
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你觉得你好酷 想说什么蠢事就说什么...
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人们总会同意你Ax侠
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知道吗 那些日子过去了
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你就是个万事通
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是啊 你就是个万事不通
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- 白痴!
- 混蛋!
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店里跟动物园一样
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我花了45分钟才找到人帮我
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你咋地了?
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- 圣诞节有什么意义?
- 啥?
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我不知道还做不做得了了 Mike
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我觉得我做不动了
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你已经喝了蛋酒了? 最好还有剩
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没 只是...
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圣诞节压力好大
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这一切有什么意义?
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我拿了梯子 爬上去
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把所有装饰物扔下来 摆放在外面各处
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过个一两周 再收拾起来
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爬上梯子把它们送回去 又一次收起来
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我为何要去一个店里买包装纸
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再到另一个店里买蝴蝶结?
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我们为何不能用生日礼物包装纸?
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这太令人厌烦了
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你知道吗? 你现在是惊慌失措
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等我们把树安装好
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你就会有圣诞精神了
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开什么玩笑?
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我又得回去一趟?
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确保你告诉他们...
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我知道该说什么!
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- 看 外婆送了软糖来
- 欧!
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妈 我找不着圣诞包装纸
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我给Darrin买了
他想要的1米高的泰迪熊
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所以我需要好多包装纸
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你知道吗 Sue? 今年不买了
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我们有好多生日礼物包装纸
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就用那个
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说笑呢吧?
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我不能用生日礼物包装纸
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我不想去商店
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挑战交通阻塞 拥挤的人群和麻烦
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什么?
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别担心 我们还是会过圣诞的
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就是今年我不想被那些装饰围困
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Axl! 老妈说她不想被装饰围困
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什么?
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她说她不准备圣诞节
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我确信有法律规定
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必须要给我圣诞礼物
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放心 你们都有礼物
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我只是不想把时间都花在
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四处奔走装饰包装
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好可怜 我不喜欢圣诞节
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这太怪了 你好怪
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Brick 老妈说她不愿被装饰围困
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告诉她她不能这么做
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是因为你觉得这节日
应和宗教更紧密相关吗?
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当然 也因为这个
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但现在 对我来说
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就只是躺下来 看看电视
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吃我妈给的软糖
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真正享受一次圣诞
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但你不能在圣诞节就那么躺着
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为什么不行? 你一直都那样
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事实上...
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好咧
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好 这是放松的好方法
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你真有办法 Axl
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天呐! 盖好啦!
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- 住手!
- 啊!
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- 让我享受我的圣诞节!
- 不要!
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什么情况啊?!
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Jill Kirkwood永远都不会这样!
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- 让我享受我的圣诞节!
- 注意形象! 老妈!
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你好 我要...
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呃
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女士 我...
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嘿嘿嘿 我要退这棵树
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好 我可以帮你
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这树有什么问题?
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我要说的是
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这本来该是绿的 但...
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它是粉色的
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是粉色的
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我明白了
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盒子标错了
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嗯 很庆幸我们都知道是啥问题
现在我们要出个解决方案
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我曾遇到过这种事 在家装灯饰时
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我们有一批壁灯
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嗯 故事不错
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听着 今天一天这家店我跑三趟了
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我只想拿到我买的树然后就走
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那 绿色的?
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是... 绿色的
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貌似我们绿色的展示品都卖完了
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后面好像还有一个
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但它没有树顶
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是 那是我退回的
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你不想要那棵 是吧?
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不想 我不要我退回的树
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我们贾斯帕店里应该还有
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如果我们现在把这个退了
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你可以到那儿去选棵新树
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好
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现在 你要多付一个再次入仓费
因为这个盒子已经被打开过了
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不过你知道么 我不收你这笔钱了
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看来今天可是你的幸运日哦
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是啊 可真是太幸运了
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妈妈绝对非常的不正常
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我们必须得弄明白为什么
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Axl 是不是你干了什么?
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喂 你凭什么觉得是我的错啊?
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因为你老是毛毛躁躁的啊
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你是不是又管她叫"老太婆"
或者是"老巫婆"之类的了?
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我明明才回来了两天好么
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绝对不是我 我觉得是Brick
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他一天到晚都在家
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他浑身上下散发的诡异感
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肯定已经让老妈不堪重负了
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我? 我就像一个仙人掌一样坚强生长
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他们基本上什么都不用为我做
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我个人觉得肯定是Sue的问题
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老妈为了把她送去大学的事情
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已经非常抓心挠肺了
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她确实对大学的事怨声载道的
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说的有道理 我支持Brick
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那就说有两个人都觉得是Sue的问题
那绝对就是Sue的问题
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噢 真的么?
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如果这真的是我的错的话
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为什么老妈不穿裤子闲坐在那儿
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我们都知道这种情况下是谁倒霉了
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你们知道么 Kirkwood他们家的奶奶
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出现过非常相似的情况
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Jill只好把她送去疗养院
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不过话说回来 她还是很高兴的
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他们还在棋牌室放"热力克利夫兰"
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好吧 我改主意了 绝对是因为Brick
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你们以前看过"危情汽车"么?
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这节目太棒了!
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这些人去世界上那些危险的社区
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想要买充满异国情调的车子
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- 那个人是Yusuf 另外那个...
- 好吧
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老妈 我们就是想跟你谈谈
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我们想跟你道歉
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并且非常抱歉
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为什么事道歉?
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就是为所有事儿都道个歉
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我们会好好学习天天向上的
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我们也不会到处舔来舔去了
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这个嘛 我们绝对是会努力做到的
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你们不用为了任何事情跟我道歉
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你们没做错什么事情
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那不如现在去穿条裤子
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然后烤点小饼干吧
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我现在可绝对是赞成来点小饼干的
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不过我就是不想动
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那不如来写圣诞信吧
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你打算什么时候写?
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你们看 我奔波忙碌了那么多年
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但是今年 我就是要打破传统
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不过 我不会阻止你们的
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你们想干嘛就干嘛吧 放手去做
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我可是要好好享受什么都不做的乐趣
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我天 完了 老妈没了狂欢圣诞的精神了
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我听说过年纪大的人就会这样
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先是对圣诞没有兴趣
然后就是完全不在乎圣诞节了
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喔喔喔 快看快看!
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这群深井冰被警察叔叔追车了
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你们要记住 在有些国家
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有的时候所谓的警察不是真的警察叔叔
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现在 在赔完钱之后我们每个人赚了...
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1块
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好吧
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1刀也是钱啊!
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对啊 是钱就好
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小伙伴们 这太离谱了
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我们这就再也不说话了么?
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他说的对
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我们打4岁起就是小伙伴了
我们就像是亲兄弟一样
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但很明显在月娇国王的事情上
我们要达成一致啊
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好 我有一个主意
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我们让Darrin隔离起来
让他不受外界影响
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叫他看完整部"红鼻子寻路鲁道夫"专辑
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然后无论他如何决定
我们都无异议的接受
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无论他怎么觉得
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成交
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我们全部的友情已到生死攸关的时刻了
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这绝对是超级严重的事
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我会为了你们看那部动画的
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嗨 老爸 我正在写我们家的圣诞信呢
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我想让你过过目
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现在可不行 Brick
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我刚刚才飞车去贾斯帕
然后又去了贝德福德
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就因为他们说在那里为我留了棵树
不过很明显
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无论谁走进来说要买都行
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你知道么 如果你能
让这事儿更好玩儿一点
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我想我能再挤一点句子出来
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我现在就写了那么多
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"亲爱的小伙伴们 2014剩蛋快乐"
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这是多么奇葩的一年啊
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老妈开始不再穿裤子了
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在她的翘臀上有个特丑的疤
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自从七月份那疤就已经在那儿了
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她说过 如果这个疤一个星期不消失的话
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她就会去看医生的
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看起来钱还是更重要一点
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上个月我们的水池罢工了
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现在我们只能在淋浴室洗碗了
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Axl的橄榄球事业似乎已经走到了尽头
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他放下了那个球...
这既是事实也是一种修辞手法
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我觉得我这部分写的实在是太好了
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是啊
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老爸和老妈为了Sue的事情担心的睡不着
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整晚做着Darrin所谓的"销魂"的事
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我靠!
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Brick 这上面写的事儿你一件都不能说
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为什么不能说? 这都是事实
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是事实 但这正是不能说的原因
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圣诞信应该只写那些
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过去的一年发生的好的事情
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好吧
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这样的话写起来就有点困难了
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而且会短很多的
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没错
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Axl 我需要你帮个忙
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老爸不让我在圣诞信里面写不好的事情
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但是我根本想不出什么好事啊
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今年有什么好事发生过么
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现在不行 Brick
我们正在做重要的事情呢
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Darrin想知道他能不能倒带再看一次
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不行 只能凭第一印象
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对 我们不想Darrin考虑太多
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好吧
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那我应该怎么写这信
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我写不出好的事情的 我又不能编
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你当然可以胡编
一般人都会在圣诞信上写的事撒谎
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等你下 你的意思是说2014年
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对于Kirkwood一家不是好的一年
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也许不是噢
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那今年房子的扩建呢
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他们在院子里又搭了一间
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那也许是他爸为了躲他妈妈才搭的
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我现在觉得我一点都不了解
Kirkwood一家了
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Darrin想知道他能不能用参考资料
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可以的
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你看 你让我赶去贾斯帕
贾斯帕的售货员又让我去贝德福德
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贝德福德的售货员又让我去克莱市
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但是你知道么 还有两天就到圣诞节了
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可是我还是没有买到圣诞树
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你就把这个样品卖给我
这样我就能回去了
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真是对不起 这棵树是展品
我不能把它给卖了
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- 为什么不能卖?
- 因为如果我卖了它
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那其他顾客就不知道
我们这里出售这种圣诞树了
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但事实上你们确实没有这棵树啊
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是啊 但是我们的货马上就会到了
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这样吧 不如你把这个展品卖给我
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这样等到货运到的时候
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你再拿一棵出来出来作为展示品就好了
427
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可是我们这里不是这么做的
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好吧 那让我跟你们的经理谈谈吧
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我就是经理
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那让我跟你的领导说
431
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事实上 我是这儿的老大
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你这破事儿在这儿告不了状
433
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不带这么坑爹的
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真的就没有能比你职位高?
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00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,560
你是这整个商场的头头?
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你是Homeville的首席执行官
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等到晚上 你就坐上私人飞机
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飞到你的湖边别墅去?
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就你? Danny?
440
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,240
万事皆有可能
441
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,020
有人吗有人吗?
442
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,120
嗨 Nancy
443
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,870
Frankie 你这是怎么了?
444
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:25,000
我听说你你没有了过圣诞节的精神
445
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,350
是真的么?
446
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:29,380
恰恰相反 我找到了圣诞节的真谛
447
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:30,830
我刚刚才注意到的
448
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:34,080
你门口的那个大白鹅
不应该是圣诞节的装饰品
449
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,500
你的门上没有挂圣诞花环
450
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,410
我很担心我走进你的客厅
451
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,980
那里只放了普通的毛巾
452
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,990
Nancy 我没事
453
00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:45,070
事实上 我好得很
454
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:48,910
我还是第一次那么悠闲自在的过节
455
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,890
你们都被洗脑了
456
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:51,980
你们觉得如果不热烈庆祝的话
457
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,450
这整个世界就四分五裂了
458
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,160
我跟你说 这都是这些杂志
459
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,560
还有报纸 商场
460
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,980
都是这些公司想出来的鬼主意
461
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:00,430
是他们搞出的所谓"盛大的圣诞节"
462
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:01,920
Frankie 你到底想说什么啊
463
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,220
据说
464
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:08,180
"真正的领袖是那个最早敢吃螃蟹的人"
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00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:11,350
Nancy 快脱下你的裤子
跟我一起享受吧
466
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:12,510
但是...
467
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:16,050
但是你至少必须要烤点饼干什么的吧
468
00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,210
真的有必要么 Nancy?
469
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,610
有必要么?
470
00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:21,120
那总要装点一下大门吧
471
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,750
弄个大大的圣诞礼物什么的
472
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,850
给家里人做几件胡桃夹子的衣服
473
00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:29,050
想象一下 有一个地方你不用做这些事情
474
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,740
想象一下 有一个地方你不用
凌晨3点还不睡觉
475
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,210
就为了做浇着白巧克力的椒盐脆饼圈
476
00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:35,850
那会是个怎样的情景 Nancy?
477
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:40,850
如果你对所有的事情说... "我不做了"
478
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:43,950
我得走了
479
00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:46,300
我静候你的佳音哦
480
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,060
懦妇!
481
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,740
判决已经下达
482
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,920
先生们 我已经做出决定了
483
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,080
在考虑了两方面的意见之后
484
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,780
选择已变得清晰起来了
485
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,790
他逃跑了!
486
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,970
快回来!
487
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:17,110
速度给我滚回来啊!
488
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:20,810
不!
489
00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:22,680
不要!
490
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,950
-告诉我们你的决定!
- 我们需要一个答案!
491
00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:28,930
- 不要! 我不想说答案
- 你要不说出你的选择 我们就跟你绝交
492
00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:30,700
好吧 我说! 月娇国王...
493
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,860
是个玩具
494
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:38,250
对不起 兄弟
495
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,630
别难过
496
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:44,900
让我冷静一下
497
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,220
你做的不对 你这是女天使的样子
498
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,820
你应该像男天使那样
499
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,990
根本就没有什么男雪天使
500
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:11,220
雪天使是中性的
501
00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:12,790
中性的? 这不可能
502
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:15,220
兄弟 他还在伤心中呢
503
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,770
随他怎么说吧
504
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:25,850
我觉得这看起来棒极了
505
00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:27,790
是啊 比我想象的要好多了
506
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:31,350
我看见你把礼物都包起来了
507
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,530
Mike 我知道这是一个非传统的圣诞节
508
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:38,390
但我还是要说 我很喜欢
509
00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:40,660
是的 你需要休息
510
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,810
你高兴我就高兴了
511
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:45,210
喔 如果这儿有槲寄生的话
我一定会吻你的
512
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,620
说起来我也好笑
我以前一直都很喜欢那些圣诞节的东西的
513
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,640
不过我还真没在家里种过槲寄生
514
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:57,360
我是说 自从我妈妈死了之后
家里就一堆乱取八糟的人
515
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,450
也没人会装点圣诞节
516
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,810
事实上
517
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:05,650
在我遇见你之前我都没有庆祝过圣诞节
518
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,120
不管怎么样 孩子们今天都会
很早上床睡觉
519
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,000
我也要去睡觉了
520
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,980
啊
521
00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:18,430
真要命!
522
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:31,590
哦 我的天哪
523
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,530
是才是圣诞节该有的样子
524
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:36,680
快瞧快瞧 圣诞树又绿又粉的
525
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,620
我的天 真是太神奇了
526
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,840
老妈!
527
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,490
你真是太好了!
528
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,240
你好 Mailman先生
529
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,770
来见见Ice Skater小姐吧
530
00:20:47,770 --> 00:20:49,470
你有没有给她准备礼物啊?
531
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:54,040
太好了 "无限玩笑" 我就想要这个
532
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,940
该死的圣诞节 实在是太棒了
533
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,900
这确实是个节日
534
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,790
就算你决定不庆祝这个节日
535
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:14,830
它还是会让你不得不庆祝它
536
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,190
谁想来杯可可?
537
00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:17,000
- 我要
- 我也要
538
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,870
给我一杯
539
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,750
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