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翻译: 汤团 蜗牛
校对: 汤团
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第11集
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Mike 我刚在浴缸踩到叉子
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要跟孩子们说多少次
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在浴缸里洗汤匙 在洗手池洗刀叉?
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这是常识
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太扯了 我们不能再这样了
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浴室应该装个餐具盒
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我车库里或许有东西可以改装
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不如拿以前的冰桶 上面还写着
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- "It's 5:00 somewhere"字样的?
- 你知道吗?
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{\a6}It's 5:00 somewhere是一首很老的歌的歌词
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既然洗碗机坏了
我们可以用那里面的盒子
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把它挂在莲蓬头平时装洗发水的地方
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正正好!
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你觉得悲哀吗? 我觉得好悲哀
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我知道我们要省钱 我们都尽力了
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但不管我如何无视外接水管的境况
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真的该修水槽了
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- 大猩猩... 老虎...
- 应该问问他怎么了吗?
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如果不问 学校打来时就麻烦了
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好 什么情况 Brick?
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老虎... 狮子... 人猿泰山...
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你为何跟我们说热带丛林的东西?
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我在网上做关于金字塔论文的调查
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发现一个叫"25000刀金字塔"的节目
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我开始看其它娱乐节目 很有趣
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我最爱的是"配对游戏"
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你们听说过Nipsy Russell吗?
超搞笑的
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{\a6}Nipsy Russell 60年代美国著名喜剧演员
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还有Adrienne Barbeau...
是一个狡猾的女士
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{\a6}Adrienne Barbeau 美国知名女演员
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每当进行到游戏的艰难时刻
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他们都会很激动兴奋
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看似我们正需要这点
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我在浴缸踩到叉子
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我正是这意思
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你肯定不会相信
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他们要减少我在Spudsy打工的时间
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什么? 为啥?
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公司要装"自助"吧
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太可恶了!
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普通人不够我们专业
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你知道压土豆泥和青葱
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有多容易吗?
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让我完成设问... 非常
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- Sue 真遗憾
- 运气不佳
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Mike 你刚不是说
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采石场要人帮手?
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我去 不管做啥
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我做 有名牌吗?
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有隔间吗? 无所谓 我去
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Sue 相信我 你不想去的
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是... 是清洁拖车周围...
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刷啊 擦啊 扔垃圾啊
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清扫厕所
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- 继续说
- 家人一起工作不太好
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你知道我对裙带关系是啥态度
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你让她帮你清扫厕所
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- 又不是给她演你电影的角色
- 天啊 老爸
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这超好的
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我会让你见到我的另一面
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我也可以见到你的另一面
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- 我没有另一面
- 我们可以一起沟通
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我可以 我有动力 我真的真的很高兴
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求你了 老爸 拜托!
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帮你清扫厕所是我的荣幸
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我后院还有水槽
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目前只有17个 但我想可以给你一个
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谢谢你 老爸
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我们只买得起免费的水槽了
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当然 我们要拿出旧胶木
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换上新胶木
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- 需要两人完成
- 我知道
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其中有个人已经透支了
我现在日程好紧张的
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那么那个家伙呢?
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谁?
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- 沙发上那个
- 那儿有人?
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我说的是Axl
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Axl?
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怎么 他有其他事要忙?
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没 他一周后才回学校
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但... 那是Axl
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今天他从床上移驾到沙发上
我们都好高兴了
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看来你他对信心不够啊
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不 我对他压根没信心
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但如果你运气不错 可以试试
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Axl 我们要换掉旧柜台和水槽
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好 我可以开大点声
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我们是指你和我
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我俩一起修水槽
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哦好 爷爷 没问题
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别高兴得太早
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Axl开始过许多这样的事
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但他有久经考验的逃脱计划
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哦!
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算了 放着我来
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算了! 放着我来!
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我们要把电气用品拿出去
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清空冰箱
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- 这样搬出去时轻松点
- 没问题 爷爷
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不!
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我不擅长这个
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要不我们忘了吧 由你单独完成?
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没关系的
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把这收拾干净 我们从头开始
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我不会拖慢你的进度吗?
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我多的是时间
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看那儿
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Sue
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这儿布置得好贴心 Mike家小姑娘
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谢谢!
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我以采石场为主题布置的咖啡区
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我们有糖石头 甜甜圈洞
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希望你们尽兴
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我通常不喜欢蜂蜜
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因为它很粘
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但把它放在吸管里主意不错
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嘿 老爸
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你觉得如何?
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呃... Sue 我觉得
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你能在这帮忙很好
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咖啡区不错
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但要记住这儿是工作场所
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所以我不想见到任何...
闪亮亮的或者...
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要对彼此友好的小猫海报
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- 诸如此类的东西 明白吗?
- 了解
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给我一分钟
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我要去把休息室的东西拿下来
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呃! 天 这地方糟透了!
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"哈伯老奶奶的橱柜一团糟"
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"她没用扫帚打扫"
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"她用什么打扫"
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别捣乱 Brick 我要准备中饭
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- 我正在...
- 五秒钟
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- 我不会...
- 三... 二...
- 铲子!
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她用铲子打扫!
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抱歉 Brett Somers说是"耙子"
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"耙子"? 她是怎样 醉了?
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我现在没时间来搞怪
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我要在卧室做三明治
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听我说
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我移开化妆台准备烤面包
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- 可以理解
- 发现了张Ehlert Motors开的旧支票
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有...146.32元!
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- 146元...
- 拜托 我现在和Sue共事
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今天已见识多次舞姿了
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我们是有多幸运啊?
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和平时一样幸运
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这票90天后失效 没银行会兑现
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哦 糟
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等下 就是说我要去找Ehlert
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让他给我重开一张?
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我们有多缺钱?
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我现在是晚间纸杯蛋糕快递小哥
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好吧
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感觉不错吧 孩子?
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嗯
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你会惊讶于自己的能力...
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当你放下手机时
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可以把手机还给我了么 还是...
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我要回家过夜
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我要回去泡个脚
这样明天才能穿得上鞋子
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我们明天早上再来弄这个水槽吧
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还要再找个和这个一样的螺丝钉
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装水龙头的时候要用
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你这是要去五金店还是...
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我干嘛要去买我们已经有的东西?
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额
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你今晚找到了一个
我们可以再找一遍
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什么?
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这里头大概有几千个螺丝钉
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要在这里头找一个合适的出来?
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这不是找螺丝钉
简直像找三美分一样难
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那三美分就在你的口袋里
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有日子没见了
你现在怎么样了Ehlert先生?
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我背上一直有一个
和德克萨斯州一样大的痣
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我现在还坐在一个治疗痔疮的垫子上
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你觉得我现在怎么样?!
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你看上去很不错啊
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得了妹子 我已经结婚了
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你太搞笑了
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话说回来...
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我找到了一张146.32刀的支票
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不过已经过期了
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你如果能帮我再开一张新的
我分分钟就走了
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Frances 你两年前就不在这儿干了
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现在你来找我要钱?
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我只是想要回我应得的
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你给我个差不多的整数就行 146刀
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剩下的32分我就当不知道
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你知道还有什么是差不多的整数么?
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零
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- Ehlert先生
- Frances
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我只在家那么仁善
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其实我在家也没那么仁善
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我如果我准备变得善良一点
当然我是不会的
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我也肯定不会对公事仁慈的
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如果你想拿回你的钱
你就要回来工作赚回去
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但这钱已经是我赚的啦!
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我知道我没卖出去很多车子
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但是我给你们泡了咖啡
还叠了很多宣传册
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我每天都准时上班
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基本上准时
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你应该庆幸的是我现在心情不错
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让我来告诉你
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你这周六回来上班
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我就把这笔钱给你
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现在 赶紧给我消失
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我还要去男浴室洗坐浴
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给我的小屁屁唱一段美妙的音乐呢
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荷兰人的假动作太好了
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我无法想象他是怎么做到的
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Mike Heck 来吧!
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你是"合理出价"的下一位参赛者
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Brick 我就想在我晚班之前
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放松十分钟
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你打哪儿来Mike?
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就从这沙发来
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那是这个屋子里我最喜欢的地方
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游戏是"高了 低了"
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我们第一个竞标项目是 梅花酱油
224
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至尊奢华酱油
225
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我们给出的价格是1.89刀
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这个价格比真实的价格是高了还是低了?
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Brick 我不... 随便吧 高了
228
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实际价格是1.65刀
229
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不过别担心 你还有机会赢的
230
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我已经输了
231
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老坛酸菜牛肉面 现在升级版更多牛肉!
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我们给出的价格是3.29刀
233
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噢!低了!绝对低了! 相信我老爸
234
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我今天早上玩"疯狂的小丑"里火力全开
235
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我女儿说低那就低好了
236
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叮 叮 叮
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你赢得了上舞台对决的机会!
238
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舞台对决
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我要准备一下
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你赢了"合理出价"?太幸运了
241
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听好了 Ehlert先生不肯补发支票
242
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除非我回去工作一天
243
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- 什么?
- 没错
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没关系
245
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那儿还有不少新人
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他们不知道我们以前叫他"超难闻"先生
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所以我打算再去做一次
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老爸...
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你有没有告诉老妈
我在采石场表现如何?
250
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- 她干得很不错
- 老爸...别这样
251
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我为你骄傲
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从我们施行不许唱歌的规矩之后
就一直挺顺利的
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她干得挺努力 那些人也喜欢她在那儿
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Sue 你太棒了!
255
00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:18,140
我必须说 我喜欢在那儿工作
256
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而且我觉得那地方非常不错
257
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如果没有那么多脏兮兮的鞋子
258
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走来走去的话
259
00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:27,270
我会很愿意到休息室去
260
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把那些恶心的污渍从地板上擦掉的
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如果你愿意的话
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我可以给你钥匙 你可以这个双休日去
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可别逗我
264
00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:42,040
这看起来很好
265
00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:44,650
干净闪亮的工作台
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是你自己把这些装好的?
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我天 其实还不错的
268
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比我们以前那个好多了
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可不是么
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你很喜欢从两边出水是么?
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对啊 我喜欢两侧出水
272
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,090
你可以一次性倒两杯水 棒棒哒
273
00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,960
你用了适配的螺丝钉?
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什么?那大概有成千上万的螺丝钉!
275
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这个挺合适的
276
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你觉得这是你干的最好的一次?
277
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你...你这样就满意了?
278
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对啊 我很满意
279
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那我想你已经搞定了
280
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我也觉得
281
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我完全没觉得学会
282
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把水槽装好有什么用处
283
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,130
我可是商科专业的
284
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为什么我要学做这个?
285
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等你需要知道的时候自然就会知道了
286
00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:44,600
这...这话到底什么意思?!
287
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,790
Arby的停车场也没有人
288
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:51,120
我们是不是应该回到
Frugal Hoosier停车场去?
289
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我们要快点决定
290
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要不然我就要再加50分的汽油了
291
00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,420
我不想什么都不做
292
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我现在有两份工作
293
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现在是我闪亮回归的时候
294
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我的地盘 我做主
295
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我都不敢相信你在采石场工作
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采石场可好了
297
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采石场到底是个什么地方?
298
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那地方棒极了
299
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那就像是个大手术
300
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还有...
301
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我有那儿的钥匙呢
302
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你们想去看看么?
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好呀!
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"油脂2"重装上阵
305
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,930
这周六晚上又疯狂起来了
306
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:28,650
Wow! 哇哦!
307
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我天!就像是"翡翠城"一样
308
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不过颜色更深
309
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像是大地色城
310
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那个就是我跟我爸一起用的拖车
311
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那里是高安保区
312
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只有特定的人才有资格进去
313
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我就可以 根本算不了什么
314
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哇哦!
315
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,280
我们应该在朋友圈分享一下
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快来快来
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采石场的...岩石
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你在这儿工作么?
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算是吧
320
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,850
我挺喜欢那辆车
321
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那很好啊 你决定好了就告诉我
322
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,540
买不买都跟我说下 没关系的
323
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,250
我没听错吧
324
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,610
老实说吧 这事儿跟我没关系
325
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:19,460
买 或不买 随便你咯
326
00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:24,170
知道吗 我觉得我会买下它
327
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,290
等等 啥?
328
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:28,240
那个 如果我可以接受它的价格
329
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,010
好吧 听着 我懂接下来会发生什么
330
00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,470
你会报一个低的价格
331
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,590
我再回一个高价
332
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:34,650
最后会订在一个九五折的价格
333
00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:36,920
然后你就会离开 说着再考虑看看
334
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,500
然后你就不会回来了 没关系的
335
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,060
因为我也不会再做这份工作了
336
00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:43,150
九五折的价格还不错 就这么定了吧
337
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,530
我们接下来哪里续摊儿
338
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,910
Doug的美味酸奶铺?
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00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:52,790
酸奶艾普斯披萨? 奶味超群?
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我超爱他家
341
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,090
嘿 你知道派对在哪么
342
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,780
啥 你们又是哪冒出来的 来这里干嘛
343
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:04,300
我们在Instagram
看到了一个采石场的派对
344
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:08,060
啥 哦不不不
345
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,330
这没有什么派对 你们得离开了
346
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:13,130
你不能进来 没人可以进来的
347
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:15,200
天哪 Sue 快看
348
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,830
Mike 看下这个
349
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,960
我不仅要回了之前应得的
还拿到了两份提成
350
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,820
什么 你是怎么做到的
351
00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:38,070
你知道Oprah的座右铭是"享受生活"
352
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,090
那女的就不能安安心心享受退休生活吗
353
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:42,970
呐 我的座右铭就是"不去努力"
354
00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:44,760
难道你一直以来的座右铭不都是这个吗
355
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,160
确实
356
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,260
但是一直以来我觉得我都没在努力
357
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,350
我确实有努力一丢丢
358
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,050
而关键是一点也不要去努力
359
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:56,060
Sue度计温度上升了哟
360
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,220
看呐
361
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,510
奥森社区大学有希望了
362
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,640
不要把你们的红杯子扔在地上好嘛
363
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,360
还有 你们那些拿着瓶子的
364
00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:09,080
把他们放在绿色的可回收箱里
365
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,180
这派对真的很棒啊 Sue
366
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,250
天啦噜 那个橄榄球运动员知道我的名字
367
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,000
天 不是想这个的时候 Sue
368
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,170
好吧 你是对的
369
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:18,540
大家听着 所有人都该走了 立刻马上
370
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:23,350
拜托拜托 跟着我走这边
371
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,300
对的 这边
372
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:31,170
嘿伙计们 看看这个
我觉得你们会想要看下这个的
373
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:33,840
Brick 告诉他们他们的奖品是什么
374
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,390
Mike还有Frankie Heck,
375
00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:37,830
你们的奖品是个全新的水槽
376
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,350
为了你们特别定制的
377
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,510
喔哦
378
00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:44,470
噢 我好喜欢它
379
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:48,810
我们什么都没赢过 这也太棒了吧
380
00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:49,810
谢了 老爸
381
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:52,180
别谢我 要谢谢他
382
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,510
只要你把草图先画出来
383
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:55,720
铺胶木台很简单
384
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,960
水龙头有点麻烦
385
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,280
大多数人犯的错误就是投机取巧
386
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,190
你要确保你用的那颗固定螺钉是对的
387
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,380
当然啦 我的是对的
388
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:07,350
大家可以看 水垂直的落了下来
389
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:08,500
而不是朝着两个相反的方向
390
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,720
老爸 要来一杯么? 当然
391
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,280
这太棒了 我得照个照片纪念一下
392
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,920
我记得店里的伙计告诉过我
393
00:17:16,930 --> 00:17:18,930
这里某个地方有相机键
394
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:21,100
哦对 就在那 按中间那个按钮就行
395
00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:23,710
哦 这也太复杂了吧
396
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,980
给 要不你来拍吧
397
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:26,310
不不不不不 我来教你
398
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,140
以后你就会了 对吧
399
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:32,110
对哒 我卖出去了两台车
还得到了一个新水槽
400
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,430
我不会经常说这样的话
401
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:37,670
Hecks一家正在慢慢变好
402
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,540
就像我说的
403
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:41,550
我并不会经常说这样的话
404
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,060
嘿 哦不不不不
405
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:46,220
从那下来 你们怎么
406
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:50,530
不不不不 不许在挖掘机上跳舞
407
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:52,680
哦不不不不
408
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,160
打住打住打住
409
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,460
你没有安全权限进到那里去
410
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:57,880
Sue 快来 人们在学着
411
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,400
北极熊的样子钻进采石场的围栏
412
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,120
哦天哪 哦天哪 哦天哪
413
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,130
Carly 噢
414
00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:06,980
对不住了 他是大一的
415
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,550
哦天哪 哦天哪 哦天哪
416
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,040
嘿 大家看 我是宇宙第一大老板
417
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:15,050
才不是呢
418
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,980
你快点把它放下来
419
00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:40,210
你知不知道他们可能会受伤
420
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,930
你可能会受伤 那儿有爆炸物啊 Sue
421
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:45,000
可能会有人去启动那些正斗铲车
422
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,420
孩子们会被淹死的
423
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:50,750
你知不知道这有多不负责任有多愚蠢
424
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,780
我可能会为此承担责任
我可能会丢掉饭碗
425
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:56,620
真的很抱歉
426
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,550
对啊 你错了 你是该觉得抱歉
427
00:18:58,550 --> 00:18:59,790
我们已经没钱了
428
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:00,990
你觉得之后会发生什么呢
429
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,300
啊? 啊? 想想所有可能会发生的事
430
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,880
可能会有人喝大了
开车 然后杀了一家人
431
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,310
- 还有个宝宝
- 还有个宝宝!
432
00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:11,460
我可能会杀了个宝宝
433
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,600
你怎么能让这样的人这样的事发生呢
434
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,560
啊? 告诉我!
435
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,810
为 为什么Arby那里没人呢?
436
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:19,330
Arby那里? 什么鬼...
437
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,040
老爸 你看起来不太高兴
438
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,930
要不要来一杯从我刚刚修好的水槽里
439
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:22,960
接的非常降火的水
440
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,100
你该把我禁足
441
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,330
哦你当然会被禁足
442
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,520
你禁足的时间将会史无前例的长
443
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,580
不管你对我什么样的惩罚都不过分
444
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:34,110
这应该是属于Sue的一年!
445
00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:36,660
我把它毁了
446
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,900
Frankie 我现在气得浑身发抖
447
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,620
你真该看看那个派对
448
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:50,950
如果真出了点什么事
我们 我们可能就一无所有了
449
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:53,530
你知道 她没有去计划这个派对
450
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:54,180
然后呢
451
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,470
我从一开始就不该把钥匙给她
452
00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,230
你 我知道我会料到
453
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,400
Axl会做出这种白痴行为
454
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,860
而不是Sue.
455
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,850
我要禁足她 半年 至少的
456
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:09,450
半年
457
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,210
她高三了
458
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,680
她要得到教训
459
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:24,110
"亲爱的老爸/H先生
460
00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:26,670
"我真的非常的抱歉
461
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:28,980
"你给了我世界上最棒的机会
462
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,990
"你雇我跟你一起工作
463
00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:32,930
"刷拖车马桶
464
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:35,120
"还有很多其他很棒的事情
465
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,200
"你信任我
466
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,760
"而我也希望有一天
467
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,750
我可以赢回你的信任 因为"
468
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:48,000
"因为对我来说你的信任真的很重要
469
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,230
我也会尽我一切努力"
470
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,390
或许禁足两个月吧
471
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:04,530
Sue那天晚上从门缝下面
472
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,530
一共塞进来了22张纸
473
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:09,100
Mike对她的惩罚
也从禁足六个月减到了六个礼拜
474
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,700
Sue觉得惩罚还是不够
475
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:12,170
所以她主动加到了八个礼拜
476
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:15,890
之后我们慢慢忘记了这件事
然后就不知不觉减少到了四个礼拜
477
00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:17,330
好的事是
478
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:18,910
最终分数表出来的时候
479
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:22,270
Sue是Brick主持的游戏表演秀
上面最大的赢家
480
00:21:22,270 --> 00:21:24,980
你擅长的事情上 你总能赢
481
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第11集
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