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翻译: 汤团 蜗牛 粒粒尘
校对: 汤团
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720P iTunes：wss0427
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第15集
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你什么情况?
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咱家已经有一怪小孩了 额度已满啦
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好 我要成为高三高冷姐
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你懂的 "前程似锦" "最佳笑容"
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这是我能入选
毕业年鉴中间页的最后机会
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中间对折 自然打开状态哦!
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我跟你们说 我要将Sue之年
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变成Sue之年鉴
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要全力以赴搏出位
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在这一点上 就要练习好笑容
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不如你来个"最好在自己房中练习"?
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老爸 你好好笑
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不 那个我也不喜欢
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好 晚餐需要点绿色食物
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可以做冰镇豌豆
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他们在冰箱里没多长时间
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橙汁什么时候到期?
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我们真的应该
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时不时买点新鲜蔬菜 这样我...
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天啊 我们忘了Brick的生日
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- 什么?
- Brick的生日... 十一月!
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现在是几月?
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二月
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这很糟
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过了太久了 在这点上
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不如直接到明年再说吧
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我们去年也是这样的!
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我们在把他当闰年宝宝养了
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Sue的生日...也要到了!
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说真的
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为啥这俩孩子生日这么近?
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不近啊
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Brick 听着...
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不知道你是否意识到了
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但 我突然发现
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我们可能错过了你的生日
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是的 你们的确错过了
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Brick 我知道这很糟
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我也真不知道怎么会这样
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但至少这不是大生日
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是13岁生日
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啥? 你13了? 你不可能13岁
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你哪年生的?
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等下 Scott Peterson案是几时的事?
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{\a6}Scott Peterson案 2002年轰动美国的杀妻案
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天啊! 13岁是大生日诶!
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Brick 抱歉 我真的很抱歉
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嗯 我还在想这生日有点重要
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或许你会做点啥
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不过没事的
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我和我的书本欢庆过了
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你腰怎么了?
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没事
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那... 你... 好...吗?
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怎样? 我是个调情高手不?
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或许是高年级最会调情的?
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Sue 我不适合当你的调情对象
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我是计票委员会的 这样不好
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我要成为最会调情的人
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总得有个对象练习
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你看 Riley在那
你去调戏他肯定很有趣
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我猜来着 没理由
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嗯
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嘿 Riley
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你在流血吗?
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你告诉我 我在流血吗?
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我刚说了 你在流血
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天啊 我在流血!
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我要去医务室
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但我会再和你 联系的
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你好 Axl
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你!
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醒醒 醒醒!
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你在这干嘛?
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我在这读书了 转学了
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我梦中的白海豚告诉我
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说如果我够耐心 我们可以在此重逢
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还有 他们的酒店经管课程很好
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抱歉 我戴耳机没听到
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嘿 你见到Ashley了
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Axl在高中时是我男友
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哦 是吗?
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那个... 我现在和Devin在一起
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那 很高兴见到你
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请别伤害我们
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哇哦! 你和Ashley约会过?
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这么长时间 我一直在跟你讲
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走廊对面新搬来的巫术女孩的事
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结果她竟然是你高中时女友?
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好 真够好的
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不! 不 不!
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怪怪Ashley不是我的女友
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都是她臆想的 她迷恋我
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我都不敢相信她在这!
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嘿 没事的 谁都有过去
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说实在的 我没想过她会是你的型
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但我也约会过鹰级童子军
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他曾在约会中佩戴了所有的40个徽章
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所以呢 你无须觉得尴尬
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我不觉得约会过她尴尬
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因为我从未约过她!
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嘘!
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别说了 她可能在偷听
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真不敢相信我们忘了Brick的生日
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我们总这样啊
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现在他第13个生日又忘了
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现在过了
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只是我们这样做很令人伤心
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嘿 如果他真在乎 他会说的
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他没那么在乎
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就原谅你自己吧
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原谅我自己?
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你什么意思 "原谅我自己"?
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应该是 "原谅我们自己"
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你也忘了他生日
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记住生日比较是母亲的责任
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真的吗? 告诉我什么不是母亲的责任
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我在他们生病时照顾他们
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我开车送他们出去
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我请求有好相机的家长
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帮他们在学校活动上留影
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为啥总要我做有猴子臂膀的人?
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"猴子臂膀"?
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是的 你知道的
猴子臂膀... 动物星球上的
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猩猩妈妈用手臂搭成桥
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让所有猩猩宝宝
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从一棵树爬到另一棵
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那父亲在做什么呢?
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就坐在那儿 抓屁股
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我相信你会想到办法的
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不不不不 你也一起 伙计
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你四肢比谁都长
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把你的猴子臂膀塞进嘴里给我想
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嘿 我有个疯狂想法
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把Brick叫来问问他?
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Brick!
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看你想的好主意
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Brick 你爸和我真的非常非常抱歉
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忘记了你的生日
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哦 没事的
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好 晚安 伙计
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不 这不行
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13岁生日是个大生日
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你要成为青少年了
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我已经做了仨月青少年了
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是的
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所以我们决定
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你可以做任何想做的事
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你自己选 Brick... 随便啥
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真的?
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我们学校同学会办生日聚会
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我没被邀请过
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但他们在我面前说起过
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听上去很有趣
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好 没问题 那办个聚会
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你看...
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真会有小孩过来的
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还有吧台
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- 来个猴子臂膀击掌!
- 哇哦!
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小姐
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好了 可以
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你觉得怎样?
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发型很赞吧?
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哇哦 是 很美
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但对学生来说有点戏剧化
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我就要戏剧化
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我在和Carrie Carmona竞争
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她是全Orson最波浪的
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所以我一定要用这发型
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额外好处是...
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这能盖住了我头上的伤口
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祝我好运吧
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Brick 这是你的邀请函
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你要保证把这些东西都发出去
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而且你邀请别人的时候
要看着别人的眼睛好吗?
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记得要跟别人提到有免费的游戏代币
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这在孩子之间会很有市场的
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不是每个人都会那么做的
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了解 一切尽在掌控中
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Brick...邀请函忘了
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对
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抱歉我迟到了
我在门厅被你的前女友搭讪了
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我都不知道你说的是谁
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因为我根本没有
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在这个学校读书的前女友
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是吗 她刚刚给我看的三张
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在不同舞会拍的照片
可跟你说的刚好相反啊
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你就承认吧...你在高中就是一呆子
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我的天呐!你才是呆子呢!
你瞧瞧我的样子!
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我怎么看都不是那种会
跟奇怪的Ashley约会的人啊
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你还是消停一会儿
你老是喊她"奇怪的Ashley"
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这样感觉很让人讨厌
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抱歉 但那就是她的名字啊
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我总得把她跟"热辣的Ashley"
和"聪明的Ashley"区分开吧
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这只一种分类方式
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我觉得我不喜欢
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你谈论别人的这种态度
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什么?
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"聪明的Ashley" "热辣的Ashley"...
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我有点怀疑你是不是
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也给我起过这种无礼的小绰号
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好吧...
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- 你起过吗?
- 没有！
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那你...
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别...哎！
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"爱达荷州来的丑八怪"?
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这是在我见到你之前起的外号
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我发誓我本打算改成
"身材超辣的Devin"
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好吧 你这里头还有谁?
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没谁了
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"超级笨蛋 千万别接"?
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这是我妹妹
我这是经过她同意的
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你听见我说的了吗?
我说你的身材超正的
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你现在应该感谢我的
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我的天呐!
你有没有听见自己在说什么?
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我第一眼见到你
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我就知道你是个混蛋 但是...
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哈! "混蛋"是个定义
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也就是说你也把人分成三六九等
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你刚刚就给我下了定义
你可是目击证人啊
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- 什么?
- 是你先起得头
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是你先因为我在手机里
存的名字而抓狂的
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我没有因为你在手机里
存的名字而抓狂的
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我抓狂是因为那个存这些名字的人
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我?
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Brick 怎么回事? 你怎么都没有去发
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我去发了 但后来我就想...
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你们说过生日我想怎么过都行
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我想你们说的原句是"什么都行"
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所以我觉得我不想举行一场大派对
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我真正的愿望是跟我的家人在一起
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这话真是太暖心了
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是啊
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我决定我想要我的家人
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一整天都全神贯注地听我说话
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这样我就能把我感兴趣的东西
都分享给你们了
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一整天吗?
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你确定这就是你想要的吗Brick?
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我可是不排除举办一场
微型汽车竞赛的哦
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你一辈子能有几次13岁零3个月呢
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我这辈子都没这么确定过
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加油 Hens!
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来击个掌!
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Brad 我是不是最有斗志的?
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加油吧 Hens！
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去死吧
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那可是个老师啊
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好吧
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我知道你不能透露给我听
但是我听说了
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已经有人投票了
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抱歉Sue 但是"最有斗志"
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基本锁定是Sarah McCrosky了
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- 什么?!
- 我明白
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我以为我十有八九是"最有才华的"
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但却是那个橄榄球员Randy Wolf
得到了这个头衔
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体育特长也能算是一种"才华"吗?
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穿着美人鱼装跳踢踏舞是"才华"吗?
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现在 这些都算是"才华"了
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Sarah McCrosky已经是返校节女王了
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她还是班长
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现在她还要成为"最有斗志"的?
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这基本上就是一场受欢迎程度比赛
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也许我们生不逢时 Sue
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你和我会在大学里脱颖而出的
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对不起 今天是属于Sue的一年
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在属于Sue的一年中 Sue决不放弃!
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为生活三呼万岁!
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让我进来 快让我进来
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好吧
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我觉得她没看见我进来
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但她十有八九能感觉到我来了
所以咱们快走吧
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走...去哪儿?
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今晚是咖啡吧的谷物之夜
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他们还准备了苹果酒呢
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我干嘛要跟你一起去吃粗粮?
我们玩儿完了
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什么叫"我们玩儿完了"?
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你是真不知道吗?
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在电影院门口 我们吵架了...
你当时不是在场吗...
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呃...
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我们在电影院门口吵了一架
又不是什么大事
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我们吵架了 然后我们结束了
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对啊... 我们吵架了 然后我们结束了
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等等 你说的是"结束"什么?
我说的"结束"是指吵架
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我说的"结束"是指我们的关系
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我们的关系"结束"了?!
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你怎么那么难沟通?
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我们还是去喝点苹果酒
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也许再来点水果圈
然后我们像成年人一样好好谈谈
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我们之间没什么好谈的
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好吧 先是你总是忙着踢足球
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都没时间陪我约会
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现在我们就吵了一次架
你就要跟我分手吗?
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你不想跟我在一起吗? 那好吧
那就别跟我在一起好了
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因为在这个学校 有成千上万的姑娘
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会因为能取代你的位置而兴奋不已
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真不敢相信那么快就起作用了
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我昨天才收集了她剪下的指甲
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在他生日的第114天之后
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Brick终于庆祝了她的生日
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而我们为此都非常兴奋
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欢迎参加我的13岁生日派对...
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/讲座/问答会/...
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- 我的手腕?
- Axl
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这些年 你们都忽视了我
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当我说话的时候你们就走开了
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经常在我分享一些
我认为重要的事情的时候
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你们就变得目光呆滞
或者Axl就会说我"废话连篇"
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现在你们终于
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要好好听听我要说的话了
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我们一定要去弄个日历提醒来
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我花了很多时间想要怎么开头
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我想我要从一些
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非常哗众取宠的事开始说
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铁轨尺寸
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你们肯定经常会怀疑
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我们是如何结束4英尺
和8.5英寸的标准尺寸
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这一切的一切都始于罗马帝国的战车...
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你们知道吗 我总是很好奇
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有没有什么单词里
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包含了这五个元音
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"a" "e" "i" "o" "u"
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而且就按这个顺序排列
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事实证明 确实有几个单词是这样的
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c493l号商品...便携式针线盒...
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饶了我吧
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他现在就是在读一些
逊毙了的商品目录
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这简直是无聊到爆了
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你要是说了一整天的话
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我们也会觉得你说的东西很无趣的
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我可是用了 我人生中的一个半小时去听
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你是如何不用手就能吃到一个肉丸
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那你就不无聊吗?
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"我的屁股上怎么就伤了一块呢
为什么还一直都不褪下去呢?"
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"昨天看上去还挺青的 今天看着就变黄了
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我都不知道我怎么伤了一块"
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今天你的淤青怎么样了 老妈?
我还收到最新消息呢
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你确实讲你的淤青
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讲了非常非常多次 Frankie
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我就想让这家里还有点动静
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"今天过得怎么样?还行"先生
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我确实过的还行
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我总不能为了取悦你就胡说八道吧
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我同意
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老爸是最无聊的
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你知道你有多无聊吗 Sue?
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甚至用"最无聊"形容你都觉得浪费了
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打扰一下
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你们在你们的生日会上
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不管讨论什么
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我都愿意听
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但是我们现在要讨论的是...
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奇形怪状的水果们
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放过我们吧
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众所周知
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杜威十进分类法
及其下属的两万七千个分类
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已经被严重的误解了
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当然了 杜威跟B.I.S.A.C之间的争论
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愈演愈烈
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我个人认为麦尔威·杜威发现
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他倾注毕生心血的系统
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发生了什么的话 一定会诈尸的
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你刚报了即兴喜剧的班
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你个恶魔
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但是首先 来个小测验吧
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啥...不 等等 Brick
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你不能给我们一个突袭测验
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我们谁都没有记笔记
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别这么书呆子了 Sue.
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这招在这里没用
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其实有用
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因为不管是谁 能拿到最高分的话...
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他就可以离开了
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你第三题写的是什么?
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看你自己的
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禁止交谈 我重申一遍...禁止交谈
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- 交卷!
- 你没做完
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但是我做完了
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嘘!
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你不能交 你得检查一下
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这就是为什么 你考试总考不好的原因
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你应该检查一下自己的脸
看它是不是还那么丑
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- 不用看了 它还是那么丑
- 嘘!
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好了...
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停笔
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啥?!
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第十八题...
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"电影中我最喜欢的部分是?"
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工作人员名单! 我说是"工作人员名单"
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不对
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联邦调查局警告!
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正答...联邦调查局警告
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我最喜欢的味道是?
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这个我没写
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正答就是...
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- 新书的味道
- 新书的味道! 哦也!
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我也可以接受"旧书的味道"
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你是怎么答对这些题的?
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喂! 我跟这家伙住一间房好不
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妈 请允许我把你介绍给你儿子Brick
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你们两个真应该好好了解一下对方
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第二十题... "我最怕什么?"
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冰块 美国有线电视新闻网
播出的爬行动物
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不对不对 那是上个月的事情了
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现在怕的是人头马
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正答
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哦也! 我赢了! 二十题对了十八个!
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忍着吧 失败者们!
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兄弟 我爱你 生日快乐
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我出去了!
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然后是更加漫长的...
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三个小时
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Brick 求你了
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篮球比赛马上开始了
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这是我最后争取最佳人员的机会了
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我可以走吗 拜托了?
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我把我那本亲笔签名的
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"如果你给老鼠饼干吃"给你怎么样?
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它有原版的书皮吗?
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有...崭新的
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成交!
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谢谢你 太谢谢你了Brick.
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不好意思啦
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猜猜看科林昆兰是谁?
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有人猜吗?
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是理查德昆兰的儿子
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很明显 好莱坞的工作
在他们家世代相传下去了
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爸 看得出来你很累了
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今天一天挺漫长的 你可以走了
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等下...你这是什么意思?!
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我今天一天过得很漫长 为啥走的是他?
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他很累了 很努力
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我才是努力的那个!
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是 但是他整天都在推石头
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他才没推石头 他推的是笔
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他的手比我的还软呢!
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他说我可以走了 Frankie 别管他了
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Brick 这真是太棒了
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我回床上之前会一直
记得这个美好的夜晚的
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生日快乐 伙计
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Mike 如果你爱我的话
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你应该在这儿陪我一直到最后的!
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晚安
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我得集中注意力 必须这样
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我是个糟糕的母亲
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保持清醒 Frankie
你把你儿子的生日给忘了
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现在是最后关键时刻了 坚持住
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因为芥子气 麦肯纳那天损失了二百多人
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按字母顺序排列
452
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:51,510
他们的名字是Edward Albrecht
George Allenrod...
453
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,850
够了 我要杀了你!
454
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,510
你为什么要这样对我?!
455
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:55,840
大家都忘了你的生日啊!
456
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,580
但是为什么后果只由我来承担
457
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,710
因为我是母亲 所以要被惩罚吗!
458
00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:01,080
知道吗?
459
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,580
我受够了!
460
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,980
回头想想我为你做过的事...
461
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,820
我参加过所有的家长会
462
00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:09,120
去过所有的那些地方
只是为了让你变正常一点...
463
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,460
我已经付出很多了!
464
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,110
嗨
465
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,510
想着或许可以放个加热灯在外面
466
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:37,680
省的别人在这吹风等你回家
等到天荒地老
467
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,390
我有点懵 我们不是...
468
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,520
屁股都冻僵了? 是啊
469
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,120
好吧 我承认我不擅长这个
470
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,590
我很擅长找茬吵架
471
00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:49,730
但是吵完就不知道该怎么办了
472
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,430
嘿 我才是搞砸了的那个人
473
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,370
关于名字那些事你确实没错
474
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:55,470
我把我手机里的备注名都改了
475
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:59,500
等下... 所以我不是
"爱达荷州的丑八怪"了?
476
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:00,770
我变成了爱玩的"Devin"?
477
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:02,980
目前是的
478
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,740
或许我在等着看最后会是什么样的
479
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,010
你也可能变成"了不起的Devin"
480
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:07,710
或者是"疯女人Devin"
481
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,080
是这样的
482
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,520
我被我前男友伤的很深
483
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,850
我以为一切都好了
484
00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:16,490
直到有一天 我练习去晚了
485
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:18,420
我借了他一件旧的球衣穿
486
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,760
没什么事 对吧?
487
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,690
然后那天晚上 我收到了他的短信
488
00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:23,900
说借球衣穿这件事 超出了他的底线
489
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,830
事情发展的太快了 然后我们就结束了
490
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,470
真是惊呆到我了
491
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:28,430
也遭透了
492
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:32,800
所以现在 只要是有一点有问题的苗头
我就想逃走
493
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:35,610
是宁愿是甩人的那个 而不是被甩的那个
494
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,680
好吧
495
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:39,880
跟我到这来
496
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,720
那要是我们继续这样怎么样...
497
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,580
我觉得还挺好的...
498
00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:48,690
如果开始变糟了 我会告诉你的
499
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,490
然后你就可以先甩我了
500
00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:51,920
好吗?
501
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,490
好
502
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:54,160
定了
503
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,800
Brick 听着 对不起
504
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:06,840
没关系
505
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,710
我应该看得出来不管我说什么
506
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,640
你都不感兴趣的
507
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,940
大家通常都这样
508
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,780
但是我之所以把你留到最后
509
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,050
是因为平时跟你在一起的时间
510
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,450
没有我想的多
511
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,380
哦!
512
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,920
Brick 是这样的
513
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,960
我只是有点累
514
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,530
我说的"正常"不是那个意思
515
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,730
谁是正常的? 这个家没人是正常的
516
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:29,860
我猜在你说
517
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,100
我生日的时候可以做任何事的时候
518
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,900
我有点飘飘然了
519
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,070
我太勉强了
520
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,400
没有 Brick 真的
521
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,140
你想要这样过生日 可是我却搞砸了
522
00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:42,080
真的很抱歉
523
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,010
嘿
524
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,950
其他还有哪些词是有元音字母
525
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:48,680
但是不用唇部发声的?
526
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,820
有"节约的"
527
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,850
"含砷的" "诙谐的"...
528
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,420
- "诙谐的"
- 嗯哼
529
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:56,520
嗯 有道理
530
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,390
对啊 我怎么就没想到
531
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,960
你是怎么找到那些词的? 谷歌了还是?
532
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,360
嗯 但是你知道吗?
533
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,810
人人自由平等
534
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:14,710
谢谢警卫员 像往常一样 超级振奋人心
535
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:16,690
现在 作为年鉴委员会的主席
536
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,320
是我的职责和荣誉
537
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,970
来宣布高年级的最佳人选
538
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,020
不好意思 Brad
539
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,610
我能说两句话吗?
540
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:26,370
我们都被卷入了
参选高年级最佳人员这件事
541
00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,030
但是事实是
542
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:31,120
只有受欢迎的人才会赢得这些荣誉
543
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,620
但不应该是这样
544
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,610
额...
545
00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:35,670
我们都有"最美的笑容"
546
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:39,510
我们都是"最有活力的"
547
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:42,350
我们是2015最佳的班级
548
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:44,790
我们齐心协力一直在路上!
549
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:47,730
所以 我强烈要求大家
550
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:51,210
如果你们跟我一样 相信班级团结
551
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,720
那就不要上来接受这个奖项!
552
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,440
用实际行动表明
553
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:59,690
这些标签 这个体制是不正确的!
554
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,250
谢谢
555
00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:05,710
好了
556
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,640
我也不知道我现在该怎么办了
557
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,550
因为得到"最美笑容" 的人是Sue Heck
558
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,380
那个 其实一开始我是拒绝接受这个奖的
559
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,730
但我们稍微想一下下
560
00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:29,510
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第15集
562
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