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翻译: 汤团 蜗牛 粒粒尘 欧仁妮
校对: 汤团
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720P iTunes：wss0427
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第17集
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排队等候超烦
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在邮局排队等候
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在银行排队等候
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在老太太后边排队
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等她在杂货店写支票
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但最难耐的等候
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是等着看是否被大学录取
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有消息了不?
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没 还是没有
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但我们都有法子接受这种煎熬
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Sue专注于手工活
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Mike收拾厨房里的一堆东西
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我要锻炼曲线
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当然 打电话是最难的部分
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Frankie 我正在腾地方
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放Edie姨妈的桌子
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难以置信你在这放了多少垃圾
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食物脱水器? 真的吗?
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我们的食物本来不就很干很无味了吗?
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说起来很伤感
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那是我送给我妈的 她不喜欢
我就拿回来了
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我们不能一直囤积东西
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那好 我们在克雷格网站上卖吧
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我们的手机都拍不了照
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这是不可能的
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别碰它! 不许你碰!
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你敢碰它试试!
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你来处理
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每一寸地方都被占据了
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- 被你的东西!
- 住手!
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抱歉
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我不能再在这么杂乱的地方生活
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真的不能
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这不是读书人的房间
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这是臭袜子人的房间
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这儿无处安放我的思绪
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把你的思绪放进餐厅好了
那儿是垃圾堆放处
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现在不可以了 现在都放在地下室
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抱歉 但到处都是他的垃圾
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我的床下竟然有台球!
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我在学魔术!
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我在提升自己 不像你们
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老爸 这现在是我的房间
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他都不住这儿了
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我现在是春假 我是回来度假的
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这句子听起来好伤感
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你俩都长大了 可以自己解决
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所以自行解决好
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嘿 妈
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你看!
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这是混合型香包
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我给班里的每个毕业生都做了
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作为我们共同度过的时光的纪念品
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"Sue" 的纪念?
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懂不?
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"2015级 Aromaderci
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我们未来光明芬芳"
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聪明
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必须承认 宝贝 真不错
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现在是很紧张的时光
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等着大学的录取通知
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你处理得很好
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那我也控制不了
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- 能怎么办?
- 你说的对
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你要找个舒缓压力的方式
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这是你能做的
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不应该要这么长时间
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Carly已经收到通知了 Sue也该收到了
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这些大学完全知道内情 Mike
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他们就是不告诉我们
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他们为何不告诉我们? 为何?!
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你给我振作点 女士
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我也想!
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看杂志无帮助 做运动也不行
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你在做运动吗?
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我要拍证件照了 明天
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别逼我
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Frankie 你要冷静点
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Sue总有天会收到通知的
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是吗 Mike? 会吗?!
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我希望她能收到 你懂吗?
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她这么优秀又善良 她从不生事
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如果这次能让她如愿...
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我们该祈祷 Mike
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我们去教堂 教堂现在还开吗?
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没关系 我现在就祈祷
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我伤到膝盖了
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这样我明天也做不了运动了
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你在干嘛?
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草地冷 但我想晒黑
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别人都去佛罗里达了 但我没去
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便宜你们了 不用谢
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天 真希望有需要我们谢谢你的地方
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我知道了
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不如你起来帮我们拿杂货?
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什么情况?
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你的东西怎么在这?
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我的东西怎么在这?
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他的东西怎么在这?
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我受够了Axl的东西堆在我房间里
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所以我给搬来了这
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你一个人搬了所有东西?
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厌恶施予人力量
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不
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不行!
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其实 等一下
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还不错
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不 不 不 不
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不 这不可以
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我们要把Edie姨妈的餐桌放这儿
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一定要还我的餐厅
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不是让你处理的吗?
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我告诉他们 他们长大了
应该自行解决
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什么?
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嗯 别人的小孩还能自己解决
不是我们的
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我们又不是Donahue家族
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我们没有Donahue家法庭
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处理孩子的案子
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让Nancy和Ron宣誓
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处罚败诉的人5到10个拥抱
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嘿 Brick 你进去前
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能帮我...
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爸妈
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我不在你们房间玩
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你们介意能把那东西拿出去吗?
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天啊 Sue 这些Sue的纪念超有才的
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我的评价是它们太棒了
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真的吗?
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我还担心放太多丁香了
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不是人人都爱丁香的
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这种香味很极端
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Brad
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想去练球不?
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不了 老爸 等一下
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三 二 一
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你确定吗?
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当然啦
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每天都来问
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你是怎么忍受这让人抓狂的等待的?
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因为我知道 对有些人来说
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现在已经开始让人感觉压力山大了
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事实上 我有一些好消息
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但如果你还没准备好的话我是不会说的
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不 我准备好了 绝对准备好了
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快说吧
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好吧
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我决定 明年不去读大学了
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我要去为我的国家服务一年
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你参军了?
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没有
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虽然我总是觉得
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我穿上军装绝对帅翻全场
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我加入了美国志工团
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我的天呐!
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真是太棒了
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我爱你 我爱美国
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还有什么比你爱的两样东西
在一起更好的事呢?!
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美国志工团是什么?
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有点像和平工作队 但是是美国的
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我现在还不知道要为他们做什么...
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也许是教孩子们读书 也许是去造房子
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这能让我跟我爸更亲近一点
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我会问他要怎么用锤子
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我太为你感到激动了!
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还有一点嫉妒你
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你现在都不用担心大学的事情了
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我没告诉你吗?
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我推迟了一年入学 我进了纽约大学
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哇塞!
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太棒了
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我想你现在知道你要做什么了
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Carly知道她要做什么了
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每个人都知道自己要做什么...
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除了我
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哇哦!
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这房间比我想的要大多了
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这是什么味道?
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这是我发明的一种新香味
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叫做"摆脱了Axl" Brick制造
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你知道么 老妈
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很多时候人们都会说
他这辈子要做某些事
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但他们其实一辈子都不会做
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我会打电话给曲线小姐预约的
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我只是找不到她的号码了
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我不是在说你
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好吧 但我真的要打电话去
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我这辈子看了很多小说
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我总是梦想着有一天
我能自己写一本小说
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但在我把Axl清理出我的顶部空间之前
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这个梦想都似乎不太可能...
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直到今天
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今天 我意识到...
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我收到了普渡大学的邮件!
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你就不能小声点吗?
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我正打算睡觉呢!
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上面说什么?
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我还没打开呢
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好了 我要打开了
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缓冲中 缓冲中 缓冲中....
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好了
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等候名单
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没关系
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他们没有录取我
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但他们也没有拒绝我
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没错
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而且 我们还等着
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很多其他学校的回复呢
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对 没错
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而且 你知道吗?
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反正这学校也不是我的第一选择
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而且最终还是可能会录取我的
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就是 所以没问题的
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我们完蛋了!
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我觉得我都要吐了
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我真的要吐了
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你介意先从床上起来再吐吗?
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我只是希望收到的
第一封邮件是录取她的
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为什么第一封邮件不是录取她呢?!
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愚蠢的普渡大学
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你知道吗?
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在他们改变主意录取她的时候
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我们要拒绝他们
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除非他们是唯一录取她的学校
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好吧 我们还有很长的路要走呢
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你可一定要保持镇定 Frankie
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你现在已经到了
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容易得心脏病的年纪了
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而且我们都知道你从来不锻炼
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好了 Axl...
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抱歉 都不敲门的吗?
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那样才比较礼貌
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不过既然你都在这儿了
你能帮我拿点火腿来吗?
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你才不要帮你拿火腿
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我的天呐! 那东西离你才4英尺
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你帮我拿一下
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完全都不费力的
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老妈 你这样想
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你要如何才能为别人贡献更多东西
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反正你也没时间吃了 Axl
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你跟我一起去拿Edie阿姨的桌子
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但愿你有地方放
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因为你不能把它放在我的房间里
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这不是你的房间 Axl
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你为什么突然之间
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那么需要一个餐厅桌?
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Gatsbys一家要来吃饭吗?
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写书啊...真是个大工程
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从某种程度上说 不是我在写小说
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是它在写我
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是它引领着我 而我只是在碰运气
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到车上去
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我还有另一件事让你去碰运气
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我们可以把墙补好
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Edie阿姨家的走廊太窄又不是我们的错
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真是多谢你让我目睹了这一切
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生活是那么的戏剧化
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作为一个作家不能整天呆在家里
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就像Axl认为这张桌子
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能刚好从那个壁灯边滑过
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但事实上不能 多么令人惊奇的反转
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而老妈又瞬间用她那丰富多彩的脏话
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扩充了我的词汇量
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我能来真是太高兴了
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我的天呐 就算窗户开着
我都闻得到那股味道
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Sue 我还以为你没把你的
"大便香包"带着
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我没有啊
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这现在已经是我体味的一部分了
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回家路上顺利吗 老爸?
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- 还好
- 我也觉得
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又不是说你一路从波士顿开回来
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知道吗 Axl?
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我简直不能更同意你了
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我不知道你们在说什么
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承认吧! 你已经暴露了!
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我们看到你在你的车里自嗨了!
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没什么可觉得丢人的
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我觉得你的声音挺好听的
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尤其是在你唱高音的部分
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我长这么大
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还没看到过你的臼齿呢
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那不是我
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别装了 Mike
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那声音可是从你的车里传出来的
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你的一举一动
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我们可是看的清清楚楚
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我们还有原味蜜吗?
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挖这个烦死了
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我们不在车里的话
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你是一直都这样的吗?
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边开车边唱歌?
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背地里你很有趣?
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听着 我不知道你们
看到或者听到了什么
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但那不是我
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所以...
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有收到其他的回覆吗?
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还没
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你们能小点声吗?!
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我在我的房间都能听到你们的对话了!
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Axl 这里不是你的卧室
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我放了个桌子在这儿
是为了把你引出来的
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没用的
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我猜不关你向我丢什么
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我不会走的
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我会一直耗在这儿
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可以给我来点柠檬汁吗?
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终于完成了
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有句话说的好
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作家讨厌写作的过程
但是享受写完的成就感
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天哪 我已经达到那个境界了吗
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想不想听一下?
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- 当然...
- 不想
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"当他缓缓睁开眼睛的时候
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男孩看见太阳已经
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轻轻的推醒了他的俘虏
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昨天的错误化为乌有
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他以为已经过世了很久的父亲
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站在了他的门口"
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怎么样?
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- 简直太棒了 Brick
- 真的是你写的?
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继续读
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什么意思?
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继续读 接下来会发生什么?
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- 我就写了这么多
- 天哪
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你不眠不休的写了几天
就憋出来了一句话?
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我可以五分钟之内 写满十页纸...
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三分钟就行 如果不看质量的话
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Axl 他会继续写的
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你会继续写的 对吧 Brick?
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你以为你是谁啊 我的编辑吗?
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嘿 老爸!
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回家开车顺利吗?
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很沉默 跟往常一样
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别像玛丽安那样...一走了之
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老爸 Axl跟Ax-Men 在找新成员
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你是只玩空气吉他呢
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还是也玩过其他想象出来的乐器呢?
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我真的是你们生活中最重要的部分吗?
341
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你们就只会注意这个?
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你老妈在Donahues放了个屁的事
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也只被大家嘲笑了半天而已
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我已经被你们笑了两天了
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我们知道老妈会放屁
但不知道你会唱歌啊
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不是我唱的 是收音机唱的
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别装了 你分明就是在大声的唱着
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我打赌方圆三辆车之内都听得到
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你还有其他我们不知道的
隐藏技能吗?
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00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,820
我知道怎么换锁
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Mike 承认吧 你唱歌了
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- 对嘛 承认吧!
- 对啊
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你的声音真的很好听
354
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如果你不相信我们的话
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我手机里好像还有几条录音...
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不要按播放 Axl 把它给我
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把它给我 立刻马上
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好了好了 够了
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Axl 最后一次
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什...好吧 你是认真的
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别追了...好吧...
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随便吧 天哪
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我根本什么都没录
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但是手机里有很多私人的东西
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我得把它拿回来
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天哪
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我收到邮件了
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00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,360
圣母大学发来的
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说了什么?
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没理由不点开它
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我觉得 如果你想的话
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好了
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缓冲 缓冲 缓冲 缓冲
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我们家网怎么这么慢?!
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还在缓冲
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00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,070
弹出了男科广告 还在缓冲
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00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:06,110
加载出来了
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是封拒信
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00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:15,250
好吧 没关系的
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00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,620
我也不是很想要进那所学校
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00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,050
对 我们也是这么想的
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我们懂
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00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,060
还有很多学校没来信呢
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00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,590
下一个就会是录取信了
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嗯
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00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:40,570
很显然 我太糟糕了
387
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扔那把椅子的时候
我好像是扭到了自己的胳膊肘
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00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,650
我只是想把椅子抡一圈的
389
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喂 别用你的油手碰我的毯子
390
00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:52,820
我的卧室里不许吃烤肉酱
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00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,690
我们是在餐厅里吃晚餐 Axl
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如果你不喜欢的话
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那就把你的床挪回你自己卧室去啊
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00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,060
不行! 他不可以出现在
我的写作空间里
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00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,860
那我就永远都没办法写下去了
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00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,100
我就只能被称作是一句话的奇迹了
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00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,130
Brick 你的第一句话写的太棒了
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我确定你第二句话
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绝对是精彩的平方
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00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,710
别说了 我已经顶着巨大压力
401
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:14,840
我已经是官宦光环满身
现在难道还要再给自己加光环么?
402
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,040
当然了 我的意思是 你写道
403
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,750
"这既是最好的时代 也是最坏的时代"
404
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,110
但是在那之后会发生什么
405
00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:22,120
我的胃现在翻江倒海
406
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,880
这鸡可能加油站的鸡
407
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,350
来自加油站的鸡?
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这无疑是最坏的时代
409
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可能你去房间呆着比较合适
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我现在就在我的房间啊
411
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,160
我话先说在前头
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如果你明天不把床搬走 我没收你的车
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00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,960
为什么?想在另一辆车开演唱会?
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00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,670
那好 这是最后警告
415
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你没机会了
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00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,820
不会再说第二遍了
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00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:29,350
你该不会... 真生气了吧?
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00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,880
你难道还不了解我吗 Frankie?
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00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,590
你刚刚哪一点看出我很开心?
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得了吧
421
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,660
你不也一直取笑别人
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00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:41,190
快言快语 言语挖苦 还带讽刺
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我们就只一次取笑下你
你就用叉子戳我的桌子?
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00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,600
Mike 那桌子我才搬回来两天
425
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,340
我浑身不舒爽
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00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,640
你能理解我的意思吗?
427
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,170
开个玩笑而已 你尴尬什么?
428
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,570
你那么喜欢尴尬
429
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,340
你应该尴尬你的法兰绒衬衫
430
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,010
每天都穿而且还穿了30年
431
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:00,680
这和我总是四处唱歌是两码事
432
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,320
我只是舒缓一下压力
433
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,180
有些情绪要释放出来
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00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:06,650
Sue进大学这整件事就让我够抓狂了
435
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,120
啊哈 我知道了
436
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,660
你四处走动
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00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:12,830
板着一张脸 装得好像 "草木一样无情"
438
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,590
其实你和我一样紧张
439
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,200
一封拒信以及一封等候名单?
440
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,600
这不是什么好兆头 Frankie
441
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,130
为什么一个好消息都没有?
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00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,300
她实力不止如此啊
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嘿 下一个一定会录取她的
444
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会录取的 对吧?
445
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,710
我不知道
446
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:27,970
这比我们以前
447
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,840
想入个学校难多了
448
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,640
现在的大学申请程序繁杂多了
449
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,210
确实如此
450
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他们可能会更倾向于录取那些
不需要助学金的孩子
451
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而不是那些需要的
452
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上帝啊 我都没想到那方面去
453
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感谢你之前没跟我说这些
454
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我确实没考虑这方面的问题
455
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就你没考虑这个问题吗?
456
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,730
我只是很想她顺利入学
457
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唱一个
458
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跳到合唱部分
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00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,250
- Sue 让开
- 我在看邮件
460
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行 给我快点
461
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,290
我们要在这里用餐啊 我要摆餐具
462
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,990
只要摆个勺子
463
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我完成了
464
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:56,200
你书写完啦?
465
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,960
没有 我想到了第二句
466
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,330
地板嘎吱嘎吱作响 他停下脚步
467
00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:03,800
扬起一阵尘土 在日光下闪烁着
468
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,840
我在开谁的玩笑? 这都是废话
469
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,610
这句话就是第一句的简单模仿嘛
470
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,710
现在我开始质疑我第一句话了
471
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,980
我想我要放个假
472
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:18,120
当做什么都没写 整理一下思维
473
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,890
可能要在欧洲来一年的背包旅行
474
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,220
天啊 东印第安纳州
475
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:28,560
第一句话就是 "杀死一只知更鸟"
476
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,040
啊!
477
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,280
咋?! 咋回事?! 咋回事?!
478
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,810
怎么了? 怎么了?你是开心还是伤心?
479
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:46,980
开心还是伤心? 怎么了?
480
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:49,280
东部... 印第安纳州东部
481
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,280
行 等等 等等
482
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,320
它说了什么了? 等等 等等 看下
483
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,350
你们读下信
484
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,790
- 她-她录取了
- 她被录取啦!
485
00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:56,920
- 啊哈!
- 我乖女儿!
486
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:03,200
耶!
487
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,730
很明显 自从我进去以后
488
00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:07,600
录取门槛大大降低了
489
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,040
恭喜 飞上枝头啦
490
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:13,040
"亲爱的Sue Sue Heck
491
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,710
"我们很荣幸欢迎你
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00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:18,180
来到东印第安纳州的2019班!"
493
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,350
现在 就是这句话了
494
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,810
哇呜! 哇呜!
495
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:22,780
那一周陆续又来了五封录取通知书
496
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,150
我高兴极了
497
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,650
我实在没有理由去作曲线调整了
498
00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:29,020
我是指 无论如何
还是要从第一个月开始努力
499
00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,300
躺在床上看着大大电视
这感觉真是酸爽
500
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,570
而且厨房近在咫尺
501
00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:40,930
只要想想... 再过几年
502
00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:42,640
Brick 也要去上大学了
503
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,570
然后这地方就都属于我们的了
504
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:48,110
进行得怎么样 Brick?
505
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:49,140
很好
506
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:51,080
我开始要写一本新的小说了
507
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,680
那你以前那本呢?
508
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,680
我为我的新句子又想到了一个好点子
509
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,280
但它和我的旧句子并不匹配
510
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,080
但我感觉很良好
511
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,690
很快我名下就会有两部小说
512
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,690
还有 我在斟酌一个字
513
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:04,090
我将会写一篇伟大的短篇小说
514
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:08,260
我们家有两名大学生 还有一位小说家
515
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:10,560
然后我们还在餐厅床上喝酒
516
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,730
我们做对了一些事
517
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第17集
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翻译: 汤团 蜗牛 粒粒尘 欧仁妮
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