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翻译: 汤团 蜗牛 粒粒尘
校对: 汤团
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720P iTunes：wss0427
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第18集
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那谁来?
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- 我不要
- 我也不想
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- 可以叫Brick吗?
- 他还是个孩子
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不能让他做这事
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好吧
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我来吧
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有什么比上大学
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更伤脑筋?
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查看助学金方案
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我该快点还是慢点?
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- 快
- 不 慢点! 不 快点!
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天 我忘了绷带规则了
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快打开吧!
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好
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上面说什么? 说什么?
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我不知道
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支助一年还是四年?
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天啊 我连助学通知都看不懂
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怎么能去读大学?!
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有食宿 有学费
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是的 他们提供了所有我们需要的!
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我们是穷人!
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哇哦!
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- 耶! 我们成功了!
- 哇哦!
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我说过我们足够穷的 我从未停止相信
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如果我们更努力点工作
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这一切就都没了
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我爱死美国了!
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嗯 我也爱美国
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美国最好了! 哇哈哈!
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这表示我可以去过新生周末了!
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妈 你说Axl会愿意让我住他那么?
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行了吧 Sue
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一天一个奇迹就够了
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嘿 Fulton老师 有空吗?
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嗯 进来 进来吧
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请坐
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有什么事吗?
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我计划要渗透进一朋友圈
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你是指这些朋友?
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不是
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我在机器人俱乐部挑了些小孩...
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Dante和Parker
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他们的朋友Max要搬去纽约
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因为他父母觉得他可以拍广告
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我个人不这么认为 但我祝他好运
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不过 这是我和另外俩交往的机会
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他们会需要个新的第三方
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我不知道
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说到友谊
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三可不见得是个好数字
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你没听说过第三只轮吗?
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很经典的
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就像三轮车...
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第三方使得它更加稳固
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好 那这些男孩的哪些表现
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让你觉得他们会接受你?
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自然实验课Parker被指派和我一组
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他没抱怨
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我们合作的全程 他都能容忍我
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容忍是进步
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我周六会去展览馆
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看机器人的途中采取行动
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假设这是大巴
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我们排队上去时
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我溜到Dante和Parker之间
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一旦上了车 Dante先坐下
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我立即坐他旁边
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如果由于某些原因不能凑效
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我后边还有Parker作为后备
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我肯定能和他们中的一个坐
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这计划不错
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但要记住... 你一旦占好座就别离开
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没错 因为... 我演示给你看
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一旦 我... 我离开去拿咖啡搅拌器
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接下来发生的就是
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那个扎马尾 国字脸的咖啡师
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和Shelly坐一起了
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他们周六要结婚了
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你知道我此后再也不能喝咖啡了么 Brick?
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我不知道
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天啊!
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我妹要来过周末
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真好
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是啊 太好了
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等下
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你说Sue是废柴
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跟她说她的脸和屁股一样
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如果有人写本关于她的书 书名会是
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"你在吗天神? 是我啊 大笨蛋Dorkaret"
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你是在开玩笑的吧?
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因为我和我家人关系超好
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如果你说得那些刻薄话是真的
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你和你妹的关系也不好的话
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这对我来说是扣分项
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很明显 我在开玩笑
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你能理解我在开玩笑真好
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如果你不能 那对我来说也是扣分项
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失陪一下 我回我妹消息先
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天 我太爱她了
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我消息Axl问能否在他那过周末
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他刚回我了
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"太好了 等不及见你"
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有表情符吗?
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- 比如悲惨呕吐脸?
- 没
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或许是愚人节玩笑
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还有几天才到呢
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可能他已经准备好迎接我的圈套了
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知道不? 我无所谓!
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我周末要去大学了!
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哇哦!
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妈 校外考察你带啥零食?
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你说什么呢?
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你签名说要做监护人的
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周六去印第安纳波利斯的机器人展览
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这不像我会说的话
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嗯 还记得去年九月我问过你吗?
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你想要准备
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下周的返校早餐吗?
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不要
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- 万圣节派对?
- 不行
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感恩节慰问流浪汉?
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太快了 到四月再来找我
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还是做后面的活动
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当学校资金紧缺时
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他们会取消活动
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你可以见到我采取行动
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我要融入进一个朋友圈
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真是越来越好了
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至少不是我一人过悲惨周六
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过去一年
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大Mike一离开屋子
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Rusty就打给Mike叫他过去
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偷偷清除垃圾
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好 你已经开始了
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没
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只是在跟进下时事
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Reagan死了
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Rusty 我们要赶紧开工了
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说不定老爸何时回来
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别担心
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我已经搞定了民用无线电 和五个微波炉
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别一下子扔太多
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他会发现的
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记住... 我们是清减
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我还没扔掉
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没 我只是贴好标签 你来扔
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也不算贴标签
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其实 只是... 只贴了卫生纸
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好吧
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你来了! 哇哦!
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很高兴你安全抵达! 我还在担心你呢!
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是吗?
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快过来 你!
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我们肯定会过得很开心!
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啊哈!
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我们出发去看机器人展览
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渗透计划开始执行
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伙计 这儿有位子
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没事 我可以的
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是吗? 看上去有点挤呢
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你怎么会愿意被挤呢
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这可是长途
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还有交通安全规则
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或许你该坐到这儿来
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我不想
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嗨 我是Parker的妈 有问题吗?
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嗯 他们这样坐有点挤
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这儿有空位子
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我认为Parker可以坐这儿
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他们没事的 他和朋友在一起
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他在这儿也可以和朋友聊天
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又不是坐这儿就看不见
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"我在2英尺开外 我朋友们呢?"
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我不想车开时他再起来走动
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只要一小会
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我们可以叫Parker坐过去
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这样大家都可以坐下来 安全保障样样好
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就这样吧 他们没问题的
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司机 我们准备好了
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我最近在自己做维他命
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你要跟我一起吗?
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这难道不要一大笔担保吗?
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不用 你如果不把食药管理局招来就不用
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他们只会把药效稀释而已
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他们不希望你活得太久
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他们甚至制造了埃博拉病毒来看守51区
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我们家现在的经济条件只能满足温饱
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不过如果手头宽松了 我会告诉你的
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我们以前的房间!
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我们长大了之后
他就再也没动过里面的东西
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这么久以来我一直住在机修房
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我完全可以搬到这儿来住
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我的泥巴!
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你还记得宠物石头兴盛的时候吗?
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我觉得宠物泥土事业很快也能腾飞
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好想回到那七年的时光啊
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她还在这儿!
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伙计
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那会儿乳尖可是很性感的
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现在满大街都是不稀奇
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嘿!Mike 快看这个
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我们应该把这局游戏玩完
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什么? 不行
我们不是来这里消磨时间的
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我们骗过了爸爸是为了
把他的旧杂物偷偷运走的
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怪不得你不想玩
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因为我就要赢啦
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你没有赢 我的城市比较多
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但是我刚刚掷了个6
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我正要接管整个亚洲呢
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等等 我想起来了
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你这个6都掷到外面去了
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- 不算
- 算
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- 不算
- 算
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就算你把"算"说穿了
事实上还是不算啊
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不 我说算那就一定算
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那好吧 我让你再掷一次
看你这次能掷到几
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好啊
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行了 Axl 到底怎么回事?
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- 什么? 没事
- 拜托!
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你刚刚在餐厅没有用吸管扔我
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你没有偷偷舔了我的面包
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还把它放回我的碟子里
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这一整天你都管我叫"Sue"
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听着 任何事情都没发生好吗?
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事实上 也许是因为你要开始读大学了
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也许是煎熬了4百万年
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你终于要把你的牙套拿下来了
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但不管怎么样你都不是以前那个傻蛋了
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所以我打算
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以你时刻希望的方式对待你
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当然 除非你现在跟我说
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你不希望我那么做
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什么? 不不不
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如果你是真心的...那太好了
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这简直是美梦成真
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Sue简直无法相信她跟她哥哥的关系
会发生如此逆转
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但是Axl犯了一个致命的错误
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他这辈子第一次亲了她
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叫她的真名是一回事 但亲吻?
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她笃定他肯定在密谋着什么
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真高兴看见你们关系那么好
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没错
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本是同根生嘛
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现在 阴谋暴露了
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欢迎来到我的帝国 Yakutsk
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Rusty 你说得对 这真的很好玩
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那当然
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如果有机会 你就应该
重温一下过去的生活
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就像 还记得我们小时候吗?
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还记得那次吗?
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你装死
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然后我哭了
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你却还在那儿装死 所以我哭的更凶了
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之后你就笑了还管我叫白痴
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搔我的痒害我尿了裤子 于是我又哭了
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什么? 我可没干过这事
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你肯定干过
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你以前总是这样愚弄我
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你肯定不知道自己在说什么
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我都做了些什么?
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你跟我说上帝不爱我
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那太伤我的心了 因为在主日学校
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孩子们都会说"上帝爱我"
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所以我就想"这个上帝见一个爱一个
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他究竟怎么就讨厌我了?"
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Rusty 对不起
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还有那么一次
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你把我锁在衣柜里一整个晚上
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我吓哭了 你跟我说 如果我再哭的话
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Bobby Sherman就会来杀了我们的妈妈
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- 那个唱歌的Bobby Sherman
- 对
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你怎么就相信那个Bobby Sherman
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会杀了我们的妈妈呢?
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因为你跟我说什么我都会信
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还记得高中的时候吗?
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我想要成为一名气象学家
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但是你跟我说 我站在天气图旁边
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看起来太娘炮了
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之后我就投身宠物泥土事业了
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我们都知道结果如何
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Sue 你说得对
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"电子情书"确实是一部优秀的爱情电影
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我真不知道为什么我不早点看这部片子
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你有没有发现Meg Ryan爱上了Tom Hanks
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却一直都没发现
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那就是害她破产的那个人?
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当然
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再明白不过了
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Devin和我要出门去
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浴室里有几条还算干净的毛巾
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明天见吧
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- 你们要去哪儿?
- 去一个派对
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我们想叫你一起去的
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但你明天早上还要去熟悉环境什么的
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嗯...
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Sue发现 她现在有两个选择
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发疯 然后Axl为了给Devin留下好印象
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会假装对她非常好
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或者 变本加厉
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事实上 我很想去见见你的朋友们
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告诉他们明年我们将成为
东印大学的吉祥二宝
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你猜猜她选了哪一个?
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真没想到我星期六晚上
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还会带着一群初中生来机器人展会
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既来之 则安之
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人生就是一场旅行
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不许用闪光灯
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闭上你的嘴 闭上你的嘴 Frankie
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闭上你的嘴
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抱歉打扰了 我有件事非说不可
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你刚刚说孩子们都很好
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但事实上是 你的孩子很好
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而我的孩子不好
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整整两个小时的旅程
我的孩子都是一个人坐的
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所以也许如果你让你的孩子
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坐在他旁边会更好一点
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因为13岁的小男孩儿已经是很可怕得了
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你不能就这样让他们自己做决定
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如果由着他们的性子来
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他们会把冰激凌当早餐吃
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但我们早餐不给他们吃冰激凌 对吗?
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反正我不给
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如果是他们生日的话 我会给
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或者是家里没牛奶了也会
但这只是特例
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重点是 你教育你的孩子
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事事都先考虑自己
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等他长大了开了家公司
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他就会毁了整个华尔街!
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现在 你知不知道
我们能不能把这3D眼镜带回家?
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算了! 我去问别人吧!
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嘿 老妈
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看起来有人得去愤怒管理班
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预约一个"疯狂治愈"班
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你都听见了?
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我说的都在理
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我的血管里
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流淌着一种维护正义的使命感
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似乎你的问题比Brick更严重
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他玩得很开心
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就算他为发生的事感到不高兴了
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他的应对机制也很好
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我们都需要应对机制
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就像今天Shelly结婚我也很不开心...
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但现在 我一点都不想她
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像是她求我
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去劫新娘
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做Brick的家长真的很不容易
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真的是太难了
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我是被宠坏了
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因为跟Axl在一起 一切都很简单
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他总是有一些狐朋狗友
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刚刚那个上篮真是太棒了
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完全是因为我把那三个笨蛋从...
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他们要跟Brandon一起搭车吗?
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他车上还有空位 他...
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没事 打得真好 掰掰!
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我的天呐
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我也那么做过
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我也是那种"他们好着呢"的老妈
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看到了吧?
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这也是我不参加实地考察的原因
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你不能这样自责
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我们都会犯错误的
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重要的是要从中吸取教训 然后向前看
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说认真的 婚礼是在榆树街上的
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第一浸会教堂举行
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我要去抢婚吗?
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我又输了
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我应该把背包拿上来
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这回 再在酒吧泡妞的话
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我就不用让她们去机修房了
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现在我可以请她们
来我小时候的住屋子里了
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如果她们觉得奇怪的话
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我可以跟她们说
"没关系 我妈已经不在了"
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Rusty 你有没有想过
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我们长大了 我对你那个态度
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是因为...
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因为 因为你很你
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我怎样?
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- 很棒
- 谢谢你
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我只是想说你的人生 有点不合常理
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你住在这儿 你并没有自己的房子
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对啊 没有贷款能力
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那个让你苦恼了 哈?
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我的意思是 你的生活并不是很稳定
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你没有一个稳定的工作
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你没有一段认真的感情
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对啊
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你得回家去面对那个 娇小的悍妇了吧?
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我觉得你并没懂我得点
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养家糊口是一件很有成就感的事
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或许吧 不过我又不用担心
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三个女儿的大学学费
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我也不用
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这个心态不错 Mike
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她们要是真想的话 就会自己去争取了
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听着 我知道你...
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你曾经做了一些错误的决定...
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我也很同情你的 哥们
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要不要我带你出去走走
来杯啤酒之类的?
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我倒不会真请你喝酒
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就只是说一下 表达一下我的心意
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不行 我得回家了
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你知道的 有个娇小的悍妇
在等着我呢
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对的
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你好吗 哥们?
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嘿
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顺便说一句 帽衫不错呦 Sue
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谢谢!
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Axl 你觉得我的帽衫可爱吗?
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嗯 它很可爱
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那你还觉得我哪里可爱呢?
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你的一切都很可爱
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这个派对太无聊了 我们走吧
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哦! 我喜欢这首歌!
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来嘛 Axl 跟我一起跳
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没人在跳舞诶
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拜托 总有人要带动大家的嘛
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有谁比相亲相爱的兄妹 来带动更好呢?
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你不介意的吧 Devin?
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不啊 你们继续 我去拿点喝的
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好吧
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我知道你想干嘛
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是吗? 我也知道你想干嘛
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所以 如果我是你的话
我就会马上开始跳舞
430
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不然呢?
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不然我就把你欺负过我的
每一件事都告诉Devin...
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你是怎么把牙膏粘在我手上的
433
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你是怎么把你的脏内裤
粘在我脑袋上的
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每一个胶水的故事!
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我还会把你放屁的事都告诉她
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是的没错 细数过去十八年来的每一天
437
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要是算上老妈怀我的时候
你对她肚子放的那些的话
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那可就是十九年了
439
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拉我转个圈!
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你不能去跟她讲那些事情的
441
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兄弟法则!
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我又不是兄弟 我是个"姐妹"
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我是妹妹!
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我是你最可怕的噩梦
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所以 要么对我好点 你会过得舒服很多
446
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,370
不然我就把事情都捅出来
447
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接下来要做的就是
448
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我们回到你那里之后
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我们坐在沙发上
450
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盖着毛毯搂在一起 然后照张相
451
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就是自从2007年圣诞 我一直求你的事
452
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我要把那张图片放到照片墙里去
453
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然后再来一张照片
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然后一直照
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直到我们相拥的照片 再也装不下了为止!
456
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你就是个魔鬼!
457
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友情提示 她现在正看着这边呢
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等一下 不不不
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别紧张
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我不会再那样了 真的很抱歉
461
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,690
我反应的太过了
462
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,020
孩子们想坐哪就坐哪 他们才十三岁
463
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,340
你不能强迫他们做自己不想做的事
464
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:08,470
没什么 我...
465
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,480
不不不
466
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,060
你只是在替你的孩子想 我懂
467
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,220
我也有个很有个性的孩子... 我的大儿子
468
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,570
不是说我就不爱这个儿子了
469
00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:16,980
我爱他
470
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:20,360
总之...我很抱歉
471
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,910
太好玩了!
472
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:31,750
Axl 把今晚见到过的人的电话
全部都给我
473
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,030
这样我就可以给他们发短信了
474
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,350
好吧 随便你 我要去睡觉了
475
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:40,590
Axl 别忘了照亲密照片
476
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:41,960
Axl!
477
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,880
亲密照片
478
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:50,470
Cuddle picture
479
00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:52,060
好吧
480
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,570
一 二 三
481
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:56,820
来一张只能看见我们眼睛的吧
482
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:02,950
再来张我们胳肢对方的
483
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:05,330
胳肢 Axl 胳肢!
484
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:06,480
别闹了 Sue
485
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,330
- 胳肢!
- Sue 别闹了!
486
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,870
行了! 我受够了!
487
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,780
兄妹之间不需要相亲相爱!
488
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:12,780
这简直就是违背自然!
489
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,900
爸妈快过世的时候
兄妹才会开始亲近的!
490
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,670
他是个骗子 Devin!
491
00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:18,630
他用胶水欺负过我好多次
492
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,070
他一直都在耍你!
493
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:22,110
其实 是我一直在耍他
494
00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:25,510
Axl 那些什么你要和你妹妹好好相处
这对我来说很重要
495
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:27,670
之类的鬼话 其实是假的
496
00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:29,950
愚人节快乐 白痴
497
00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:32,930
你让我亲了我妹妹的头
498
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:35,150
太赞了 真是没想到
499
00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:37,810
不好意思 Sue 没想让你当我的诱饵
500
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,220
你说什么呢? 很棒啊
501
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,150
他亲了我的头
502
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,400
还抱了我
503
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,580
而且有图为证
504
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,370
Sean Donahue赞了它
505
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,860
不管你是用什么方式
506
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,180
你哥哥对你好
507
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,930
就是对你好
508
00:19:58,090 --> 00:19:59,120
不好 老爸回来了
509
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,060
路边有十五台微波炉
510
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,860
他跟我说永远都别碰他的东西
511
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:05,000
他会把我赶出去的...
512
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,270
我才刚刚把我的小房间要回来
513
00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,330
从窗户走
514
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,600
你一天都不在 我会帮你担着的
515
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,310
谢了 Mike
516
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:19,480
你真是个好兄弟
517
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,050
你一定要爱上愚人节
518
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,650
因为你永远都想不到 什么事...什么人...
519
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,620
可以带给你惊喜
520
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,190
我想让你坐到那边去
521
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,990
啥? 为什么?
522
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:32,660
你坐的地方有点挤 就挪到这里来就好了
523
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:35,400
但是Dante跟我在... Parker 立刻行动
524
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,970
- 嗨
- 嘿
525
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:52,610
一天结束的时候
526
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:55,010
知道所有的母亲都站在同一战线真好
527
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,050
我们都在一个大的阵营里...
528
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,320
Brick 你过来这儿做什么?
529
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,020
我受够了
530
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,420
我跟他一起坐了几分钟
531
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:05,360
觉得我应该一个人静静
532
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,630
话说到了一半我就走了
533
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:08,390
这样我们就不会冷场了
534
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,860
没什么可尴尬的
535
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,070
还有我把我的饭盒落在博物馆了
536
00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:15,570
愚人节快乐!
537
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:16,570
其实并没有
538
00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:18,440
是我的运动衫落在哪里了
539
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,940
愚人节快乐!
540
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:22,210
其实是我的午餐盒还有运动衫
541
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,600
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542
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第18集
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