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翻译: 汤团 蜗牛 粒粒尘
校对: 汤团
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720P iTunes：wss0427
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第19集
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我们到底去哪儿?
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不去哪儿
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这说不通啊 不去哪儿怎么走
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总要有个目的地
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我说了 Axl 我们就是周日开出来兜风
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不好意思 我没明白 你们能明白不?
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兜风 不需要明白
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会停下来吃中饭吗?
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不会 不然就是开出来吃饭了
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这不是为了去吃饭 这是兜风
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但意义在哪?
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意义在于兜风
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呼吸新鲜空气 看看风景
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我们小的时候经常这样
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天呐 这是老妈的主意吧?
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绝对是老妈的主意
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她总爱制造廉价的记忆
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其实 这是你老爸的主意
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尽管对他抱怨吧
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嘿 不如我们来玩汽车问答吧
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20个问题
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我先 我们为啥玩这个?
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为啥玩这个?为啥玩这个? 为啥...
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我们真不知道去哪儿?
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真的没有目的地?
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是 就是这样
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我们在兜风 这就是乐趣所在
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但这没有趣啊
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当人到了一定年纪就会这样
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他们会回顾过去
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寻找可以证明他们没在浪费人生的证据
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这是死亡之旅
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因为他们的身体不受控制
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他们需要做点轻松的事
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这样就不用爬楼梯什么的
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我们又不是一百岁了!
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我们这些人的人生才刚开始
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没时间玩这个!
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我必须要脱掉这些教堂的衣服
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像是我身上的火焰!
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是的 我必须要回家
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我正在设计年鉴的高年级页面
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我要在角落写上励志名言
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在页面中间加上我的侧影
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名字写在一边
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每个字母都组个单词
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S-u-e. "每天都好丑"
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不用谢 老妈!
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- Mike
- Axl
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我还没说最好的部分呢
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Brad和我要爬上聚氨酯做的大奶牛
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戴着阔边帽坐在最上面!
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别告诉别人
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你们为啥要戴阔边帽?
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因为好玩
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嗯 我没那么确定
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我很确定
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你们觉得好玩不?
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我不认为任何事是好玩的
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我们戴阔边帽因为那是牛先生.
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牛先生? 因为我们是高年级生?
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明白不?
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省点力气吧 Sue
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没什么会比我的好
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画一大幅奶牛照片上面写
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"后面见"
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我讨厌我自己 但那很有趣
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那是我们以前的玉米站
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我们在这买过非常好吃的玉米 记得不?
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嗯 真的是好吃的玉米
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我怎么说来着? 死亡之旅
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Axl 你回学校后
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把老爸从加特林堡市买的
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阔边帽拿回来给我拍照
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你记得把它带到学校去了不?
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即使我告诉过你那很特别 不要拿出去?
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天啊 随便 好吧
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说真的 伙计们... 你们不想买玉米?
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你们已经开启了老年生活的旅程
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不如我们赶紧结束?
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每次有人抱怨
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车程增加二十分钟
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你不会的
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我加满了油 又无尿意
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耗一整天都可以
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周日兜风
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并未取得我们想要的效果
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但却取得个我们意料外的收获
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老爸 我要步行去图书馆
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我知道之前说想搭车去 但不用了
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很乐意步行
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现在起乐意步行去任何地方 其实
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我为啥会收到学校寄来的信
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上面写收信人是"Brick Heck的家长"?
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你又做了啥事?
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其实可能是任何事情
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喂喂喂喂 等等
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不如你待在这 我们看看为何你...
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成为了"月度运动员"?
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什么玩意?
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月度运动员? 真的吗?
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我不明白
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是笔试部分还是怎样?
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他们把你移到特别体育班了?
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我们讨论过此事
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没 但细想想 我确实
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最近在做些该做的事
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不再假装胃痛或躲厕所读书
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我开始积极参与
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真的?
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奖牌不错
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我要早知道运动这么有趣
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我老早就会参与
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篮球比赛了
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谢谢 谢谢 我们非常自豪
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是吗?
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自豪于什么?
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我打给体育老师问过了
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看来是正规的奖牌
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他说他喜欢最近见到的情况
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他认为Brick值得成为月度运动员
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那很好啊 很怪 但很好
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是吧?
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但 我们再想一想
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我注意到他日益变壮了呢
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有天 我看他撕开布丁杯盖
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很是轻而易举
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他还是是Brick Mike 别太兴奋
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我知道 我知道 但想一想
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或许是基因起效得慢
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你看我直到高中读了一半
才长到一米八
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谁知道呢 Frankie?
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他到底还是我的孩子
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是滴 Mike对Brick的感觉甚好
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而我对在回家路上买的
Decker的三层培根汉堡
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也感觉甚好
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自从Mike不让我们在周日兜风时
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停下来买之后 我就特别想吃
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讨厌的一致性
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我不饿 你们要自己准备晚餐了!
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你就只想到你自己!
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你都有数不清的照片了!
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再说 高中又没什么要紧的
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等你上了大学 那才是要紧的
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你总这么说!
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我上小学时你就这么说
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我上中学时你还这么说
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很明显 不管我踏入人生哪一旅程
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都是不重要的那一阶段!
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老妈 Axl开车去了学校
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没把我的阔边帽带回来!
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什么? Axl 你为啥大老远过去 不拿回来?
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我现在是期中假期
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是来吃免费的食物
享受有你帮我洗衣的生活
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不是被这些要求骚扰!
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我开过去是去拿日本飞镖
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我忘了找那顶破阔边帽!
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好了 Sue 他忘了
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不如你戴水手帽坐牛上?
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我相信Brad手头上肯定有这些
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那也很好玩
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嗯 Brad是有上百顶水手帽
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但你说 那有啥好玩的?
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水手牛? 嗯 倒是有意思
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我跟他说我需要那顶宽边帽 但他不听!
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老妈 你说的没错
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他从不听我的!
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好 好 好!
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Axl 你可以回去把帽子拿来
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为你妹妹做件好事
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我都不记得还在不在了 你个疯子
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啥? 你弄丢了家庭阔边帽?!
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我不知道! 我们在二月时欢庆cinco
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可能被用作大碗了
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老妈 她为何总这么白痴?
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你要明白 Axl
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今年是Sue的毕业年 对她来说很重要
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或许我们可以再找一顶阔边帽
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但对我来说那顶才是有意义的!
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我不能随便戴顶阔边帽坐牛上!
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Axl 你想想! 是Hutch放到什么地方了?!
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- 你放到什么地方了?! 还是Kenny...
- 住口! 让她住口!
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- Sue 只是...
- 你为什么站他那边?!
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我没有! 我理解你不开心!
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- 你为什么站她那边?!
- 我不是站她那边
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- 我只是...
- 老妈!
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住口! 算了吧 你不明白
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没错 你真不明白
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我赢不了 Mike 就是赢不了
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他们把我卷进了他们的战争里
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然后又把气撒在我身上
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我跟你说
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我真要去给Brick的事煽风点火
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我在考虑带他出去
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- 找到他最适合的运动
- 我是说 确实
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他们表现得像是想要我帮忙
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其实他们不需要我帮忙
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我说的当然不是橄榄球
那是傻子玩的
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顺便说一下
谁会带一顶宽边帽回来?
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除非你给每个人都带一顶
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否则就一顶都别带回来
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你在说点什么啊?
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Axl和Sue 你又在说什么?
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Brick 你难道忘记我们儿子
得了"月度运动员"奖吗?
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虽然只是二月份的
最短的一个月 但也是月度
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这就像是打地鼠 Mike
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Brick一直表现的很好
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但其他两个简直是要把对方撕成碎片了
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什么时候才是个头啊?
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如今他们俩为一顶宽边帽斗气
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以后 他们俩会在我们的棺材边大打出手
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我们不可能一辈子在他们身边调解
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我听成了我们不用
一直在他们身边听他们吵架
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认真点儿 Mike
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他们明年就要去同一所大学念书了
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我已经受够做风箱里的老鼠
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两头维护了
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那到底是谁的错呢?
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我不知道 Sue对那顶帽子有点痴迷
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其实根本不是多大的事
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好吧 那你就那么去跟Axl说吧
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什么? 不 不行
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为什么不行?
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因为你不能跟一个孩子
说另一个孩子的坏话 Mike
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- 你不能那么做
- 我不知道
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如果你两边都帮的话
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你又能落着什么好呢?
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如果他们来找你要个坦诚的看法
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也许你把他们想听的
告诉他们也不是件坏事
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也许能帮他们快点化干戈为玉帛
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你应该听我的
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我负责的孩子可是火力全开呢
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我想等你成为一位母亲之后
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无论你的孩子多大
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你都很难把他视为大人
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但Mike说得对...他们已经长大了
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也许现在是时候
开始用另一种方式对待他们了
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- 你有空吗?
- 当然
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来 把你的手摆成这个样子
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我能让飞镖从中间穿过去
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想的你个美
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听着 我想跟你谈谈
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之前那顶
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宽边帽的事情
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我马上就能找到地方洗衣服了
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我就想告诉你 虽然感觉上不是这样
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但我是真的能理解你的失望之情的 好吗?
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我知道我全身心的爱着Sue
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但是相信我 我心里头知道她是有点...
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负隅顽抗
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就是! 多谢理解!
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我知道
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她一旦抓住点什么就死咬着不松口了
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她总是"哇 今年是我毕业年!"
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我们来个周末游戏夜吧!
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伙计们 我们一定要支援非洲啊!
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但她就是那样的人
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她就像只兴奋又糊涂的小狗
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横冲直撞 到处撞墙
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总算!
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那你现在打算怎么办?
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要不要让她与世隔绝
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- 把她大脑的一部分挖走?
- 我懂你的
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我知道有时候对你来说这确实很烦躁
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但你比她大两岁
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所以 也许下次 她再这样"Sue模式"全开
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让你抓心挠肺
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你可以做个深呼吸 权当没听见
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大人不记小人过
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好吧 我想可以
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太好了
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瞧 我们能像大人一样
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平心静气的聊聊是不是很好?
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这个还是作为室外玩具玩吧
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Brick 听着
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自从你的了这个奖
我就一直想着我们应该到外面去
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然后 练几下子
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你说你擅长什么运动来着?
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我想应该是网球吧
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网球? 有道理
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更像是绅士运动 不需要蛮力
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更注重手眼协调性
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接着
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好吧 看来还有很多工作要做啊
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不过至少你没吓得叫起来
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也算是进步啊
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"负隅顽抗"? 你觉得我负隅顽抗?!
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你在说点什么啊?
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Axl说你说我负隅顽抗!
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是真的吗? 你那么说了吗 妈妈?
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你真的那么说了吗?
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是 但是我完全是做褒义词用的
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像是"负隅顽抗"得变得强大 永不放弃
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有很多人都负隅顽抗...
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Hillary Clinton就很负隅顽抗
Eleanor Roosevelt也是个负隅顽抗的人
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那个被鲨鱼咬掉胳膊的姑娘
现在还在冲浪
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这是得有多负隅顽抗啊?
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世界上有很多负隅顽抗的英雄们
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但是不少比"负隅顽抗"很好的词啊
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比如说"发愤图强" "坚持不懈"...
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是吗?你觉得"坚持不懈"
比"负隅顽抗"要好?
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我奶奶以前总说我负隅顽抗
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"我爱你 你是个负隅顽抗的姑娘"
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我很喜欢
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我们一起大笑 一起喝热巧克力
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你要来点热巧克力吗?
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那你为什么从没对我说过这话
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却跟Axl说?
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因为我会把
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你们之间的所有事都说给对方听
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他有告诉你我爱你吗?
因为我也说了我爱你
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还有别人说过我"负隅顽抗"吗?
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老爸说了吗? 有老师说过吗?
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你是不是在成绩报告单上看见的?
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不 不 不
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这是我为你一个人
想出来的完全正面的词
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Axl可没说得像是正面的用法
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你们这些孩子和你们的流行词
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"也是醉了""棒棒哒"...
现在就连"人品差"也是褒义词了
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我都跟不上你们的节奏了
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很显然你所谓的"负隅顽抗"
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是指某个人抓着某件事情不放
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而我总能得过且过
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冰雪奇缘里的Let it Go是我最喜欢的歌
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如果我不能得过且过那这首歌
又怎么会成为我最爱的歌呢?
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这完全说不过去啊
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这事儿还没完!
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好了 Brick 这很重要
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体育 是人生中一位重要的老师
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它教会你有赢就有输
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而且很明显...
如果你不能赢 那你就是输家
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你妈会告诉你要怎么玩游戏
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她说的不对
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- 明白了
- 很好
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现在你已经赢了"月度运动员"奖
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你已经尝到了甜头了
你可能想再赢一次
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你们教练不是那种要确保
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每个人都赢一次这个奖的人吧 他是吗?
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不 不是 你要付出努力
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很好 把你的东西都拿出来吧
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我们这就开练 一起来找点乐子
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这些是什么?
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关于网球的书
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我买了"Arthur Ashe自传"
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"所以你想打网球"
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如果这些太无聊 还有"愤怒的葡萄"
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你的网球拍呢?
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抱歉 你说什么?
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我说了 "我们要出去然后来几下"
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对啊 来几本书嘛
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要不事先看一下书的话我不会做任何事的
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我...简直不敢相信你连网球拍都没带
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我还看见你带了一桶球过来的
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不
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那是品客薯片
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以防我们看书看饿了要吃点零食
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好吧
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敲 敲
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还记得我昨天答应给你冲热巧克力的吗?
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我用棉花糖给你做了个
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- 你喜欢的笑脸的形状
- 不用了 谢谢
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我正在写我不是负隅顽抗的人的
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100条理由
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听着 Sue
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对不起
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我不应该跟Axl谈起你
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那是不对的
我也不知道我为什么要那么做
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而且我早该知道 因为事实上
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我很爱你哥哥 但他有时候就是那么混
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谢谢!
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有时候我以为只有我觉得他混
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不 相信我 我们都那么觉得
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但你要记住的是
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虽然你比他年轻
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但你比他成熟懂事的多
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他虽然20了 但他有时还很孩子气
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我们不应该讨论这个
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你知我知就行了
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这只是我们之间的小秘密...
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Axl 老妈觉得你是个蠢货!
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- 啥?
- 没错
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- 她刚跟我说的
- 不是
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是这样的...
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那老妈有没有告诉你
她说你像只愚蠢的小狗?
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啥?
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我说的不是"愚蠢"
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是"兴奋的可爱的"
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谁不想被比作一只小狗狗呢?
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那老妈有没有告诉你
她说你是个长不大的孩子?
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我是个孩子?
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你才是个孩子!
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我是说"有一点孩子气"!
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我们都应该争取多一点天真
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那很好的!
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我也没主意了 Brad 它比我想象的要高
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我们必须完成它 Sue 这太重要了
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我们老了的时候
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我们会经常翻看我们的年鉴的
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只是没有宽檐帽
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我有点难过而已
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但是Jason墨西哥卷饼店的经理
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把他们墙上的这顶借给了我
还是很好的
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我才是那个应该觉得抱歉的 Sue
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那顶宽檐帽是我唯一的帽子
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没关系了
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在被人发现之前 咱们赶紧拍了吧
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上来上来 快点 Brad
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不要着急 我有着充足的...
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你觉得它拍完了吗?
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我不知道还要坐在
这坨乌鸦屎中间多久
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我懂 真的很恶心
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应该有人来清理它的
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对诶!
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我们应该发起一个清理
这头奶牛的社区项目
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Sue 这主意太赞了!
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简直大爱
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好了 这么久肯定拍好了
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太好了
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八
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七 六...
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五... 不! 嘿 不行!
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快走开!
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乌鸦怕什么?
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稻草人!
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对对对
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好了好了
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我觉得这次能行!
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我也觉得 一只手放在屁股上
举起另一只胳膊 微笑!
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等下 梯子入境了
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- 茄子!
- 茄子!
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我们做到了!
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太棒了! 牛先生!
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所以 当你真的深陷困境的时候
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你会打给谁求助?
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谁是那个不管发生什么
都会陪着你的人?
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首先是妈妈爸爸爷爷们奶奶...
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...外公 Timtom牧师
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Rusty Carly Nancy Donahue
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Jason墨西哥卷饼店的经理...
最后是 Axl
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白痴们 让我听听你们有多想下来?
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竞标开始
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我儿子回来啦
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还穿着体育课的衣服
447
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:29,920
最后一节是体育课
448
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,680
我又找不到我的运动裤了
449
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,520
没关系 你...
450
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,760
Brick 你裤子上的 "Tobolski"是什么?
451
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,290
体育课跟我用一个储物柜的人
452
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,460
他总穿我的裤子 所以我就穿了他的
453
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,660
等等
454
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,900
你穿他的裤子 他穿你的?
455
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,400
对
456
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,900
问你几个问题 Brick
457
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,940
这个叫Tobolski的孩子
运动神经是不是很发达?
458
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,440
是啊
459
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,440
我们跑一英里的时候
他总是遥遥领先的
460
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,440
我总是跑个几英尺
461
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,480
然后就躲到树丛里去了
我藏了一本书在里面
462
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,580
聪明吧?
463
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,280
那你们老师对你们互穿对方裤子
464
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,780
这件事有说什么吗?
465
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,020
他不太认识我们
466
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,980
他就照着我们裤子上的名字念
467
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,990
- 所以他叫你...?
- Tobolski
468
00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:08,450
然后叫Tobolski...?
469
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,490
Heck吧
470
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:11,360
我不太知道
471
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,790
因为我经常装成是脚抽筋
472
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,390
然后去护士站拿香蕉
473
00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:16,660
Brick 你还没懂吗?
474
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:21,400
你是说...
475
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,430
对
476
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,300
赢得那块奖牌的不是你 而是你的短裤
477
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,940
那我做的开合跳一点用都没有?
478
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,650
你不会真打算朝我要10刀吧?
479
00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:36,820
我没那么残忍
480
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,650
你可以分期还给我
481
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:41,320
开玩笑的啦
482
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:45,020
虽然老妈那么说 我还没渣到那个程度
483
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,530
她并不是真的觉得你渣
484
00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:49,830
她那么说只想让负隅顽抗的我
485
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:51,360
觉得好受一点而已
486
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,000
你没有...
487
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,340
你有很多优点啊
488
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,970
拉倒吧
489
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:01,610
我知道我不应该偷听你说草帽的事
490
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,340
我应该把它带回家的 但我是真的忘记了
491
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,310
我一直都不懂
492
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,520
为什么老妈总是要插手 我们之间的事?
493
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,850
可能因为她不想让我们长大吧
494
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,950
她是个母亲啊
495
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,320
母亲就是这样的吧
496
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,420
真可怕
497
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:22,590
我走了的话 她的关爱
应该就集中在Brick一个人身上了
498
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,260
太可怜了
499
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:27,470
等你上了大学之后
500
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:28,800
或许我偶尔可以去你们宿舍
501
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,800
接你一起回家
502
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,740
然后让老妈唠叨唠叨
503
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,340
好主意
504
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:41,020
我会在大学里见到你吗?
505
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,350
我知道哪里有很多东西
506
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:48,850
你可能会经常迷路的 所以 会的
507
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:51,520
那真好
508
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:56,700
这不是回家的路啊 我们要去哪儿?
509
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,700
不去哪儿 今天天气不错
510
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:02,600
我们出去兜风吧
511
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,940
好啊
512
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,620
那个动作叫什么来着?
513
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,990
单手上篮
514
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,690
可以那两分 对吧?
515
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,320
嗯 通常都是两分
516
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,320
除非你站在三分线外
517
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,330
三分线在哪?
518
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,290
你真的想知道?
519
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,630
对
520
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:32,330
好
521
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:36,800
三分线在这儿
522
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,340
三 二 一
523
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,280
我能投一个试试吗?
524
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,910
当然啦
525
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:48,580
作为一个新手
还是离球筐近一点比较好
526
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,950
给
527
00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:52,850
这里吗?
528
00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:55,520
不赖嘛
529
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,020
姿势不错
530
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,020
着力点再往后一点
531
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:01,360
我觉得你随球动作跟我差不多
532
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,360
- 真的?
- 对啊
533
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,330
我觉得需要保持眼睛睁开
534
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,670
嗯 那个后面再练
535
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:08,830
Heck要投球了...
536
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,370
进了!
537
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,670
人群都沸腾了!
538
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,340
小Heck职业生涯的第一场比赛
539
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,010
- 再来一次?
- 正有此意
540
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,320
太好了
541
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,290
你们都回来了 听着 我退出
542
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:28,750
我退出!
543
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,390
你们两个别再把我扯进你们中间了
544
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,060
我只希望你们两个能够和平相处
545
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,330
那个有很难吗?
546
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,330
你们必须和平相处
547
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:37,460
我跟你们讲
548
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,330
这个世界很阴暗
549
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:42,400
能一直在你身边的只有你的家人
550
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,540
看看你们 根本就不在乎 好吧
551
00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:46,570
我干嘛要白费口舌?
552
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,410
相爱还是相杀
553
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:50,540
随你们的便 老娘不管了!
554
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,450
你们知道我对她的感觉
555
00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:56,950
但是呢...
556
00:20:56,950 --> 00:21:00,450
她有时候会...有一点精神错乱
557
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:02,520
- 没错
- 看得出来
558
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,860
但还是爱她的 懂吧?
559
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,020
很难熬吧
560
00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:08,030
- 她很疯狂
- 有时确实是
561
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,150
有点疯癫
562
00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:11,500
我可没说"疯癫" 我说的是"精神错乱"
563
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,030
当我什么都没说过 不要了谢谢
564
00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:15,470
它们是同义词对吧?
565
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,800
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