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翻译: 汤团 蜗牛 粒粒尘
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第20集
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有人怕过生日
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但我要说每个生日都该庆祝
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那是Axl 21岁生日...
是个很有意义的生日
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Axl已经到了
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不回来过生日的年纪了
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但我没意见
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我必须接受
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我整天都不打扰他
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是老妈我 打给我!
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"嗨 Axl"
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"就确保你收到黄金脚趾袜"
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"给你生日穿的"
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喂?
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嘿 Axl!
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我打给Kenny 因为联系不到你
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不是我担心 你现在21岁了 但是
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你永远都是我的宝贝
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你知道我很爱和你说
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你生日的故事
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就在此时
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我把你给生出来
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嗯 我还以为要尿尿
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原来却是你
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老妈 我忙着呢
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嗯 好
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好 玩得开心 等下
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你拿到我...
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我知道不好受 但你很快会见到他
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我让他这周末回来
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帮我把旧冰箱搬出车库
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那玩意花了我们将近一千块
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冰冻老香蕉制作香蕉面包
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我们都知道你是不会做了
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我可能失去了Axl,将要失去Sue
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但至少我还有甜心Brick
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不幸的是 青少年瞬息万变
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听着... 我把去蜂蜜农场的
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同意书放你背包里了
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带点试验品回来
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随便
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抱歉 我们关门了
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我不是来吃土豆的 我来找你
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Belinda Barnes...
美式中国餐厅经理 Chop Suey U.S.A.
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我是Sue Heck 我喜欢你们的鸡蛋卷
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我都在洗手间吃
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因为Spudsy讨厌我们买竞争对手的产品
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所以...
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我注意你很久了 Sue Heck 你工作很勤奋
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我看到你卖土豆的态度
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就联想到
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你卖鸡肉和白菜面的样子
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我长话短说
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我在组建中国餐厅的梦想队 我要你加入
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是吗?
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我已经得到Wetzel椒盐饼干店
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那家伙的口头承诺
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在等血压测试
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考虑一下
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但周末如还不给我答复
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我就找别人了
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商场里的中国快餐
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来招募你 很明显 这是看得起你
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另一方面 Spudsy需要使用
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没有卖食物经验的新手了
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我不知道 Sue 我们有点吃厌土豆了
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我支持中国餐厅 去换一换
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我不知道
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Don的勤奋务实是难逢对手的
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但现在Spudsy有自助吧台了
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工作难度小很多
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我以前制造了土豆
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我是土豆工程师
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老百姓做不了我们会的...
我们培训了三十分钟
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嘿 土豆工程师 烟肉碎呢?
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大概掉我文胸里了
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我要去换衣服
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我要打给Axl
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告诉他我让他周末回来
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问问袜子的事
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嘿嘿嘿 你要去哪?
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别忘了把碗放进水槽
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就在那
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嗯 那不是我的碗 是你的碗
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是你买的 所以严格意义上来说是你的
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是你借给我的
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你之前说你会回来
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帮我搬冰箱 我需要你周六回来
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什... 这周六? 不行啊
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我朋友要给我个销魂的周末
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把我借给你的碗放进水槽里
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不会多久的
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你仍有时间陪你朋友
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老妈和Brick不能帮忙吗?
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或者刺激下老妈 她有超人之力
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她连我的门链都能毁掉 她和熊一样
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你知道吗
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由于你顶嘴了 我的碗你也要拿
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我不想听任何借口
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你这周六回来 你帮我手
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好吧
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好吧
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混蛋
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他真的是
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等下 你说的是哪个?
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你好 Heck先生 我来帮忙的
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我们需要各种帮忙
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你说的是哪种?
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搬冰箱
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Axl打给我说你需要帮手
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他这周末有事
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所以我来了
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什么? 不 不 不
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Axl来搬冰箱
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没问题的
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反正我也回镇上来帮我奶奶密封整理
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她冬天的衣服 放到阁楼上
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再说 你像我第二老爸一样
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我啥都可以为你做
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我是Axl的第一老爸 我需要的第一儿子
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动一下懒屁股回来帮忙
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Heck先生 我做了什么让你不满的事吗?
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是上次你离开镇上一段日子
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我没问过你就来修剪草坪吗?
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不 Sean 你很好
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草丛不太平整
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但随时欢迎你再来修剪
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不是你的问题 是别人的
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抱歉 Doris
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我不能带你回我家
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这里现在是你家了
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Sean 快走吧
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好 我有十分钟休息时间
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不能让任何人见到我
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我就是告诉你很感谢您提供的职位
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非常好 但我必须忠诚于Spudsy
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这就是我需要你的原因... 忠诚
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我不能多说 但或许你也听到传言说
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洋葱餐厅Onion Ringery要倒闭了
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咚 咚 谁啊?
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洋葱卷 没有了
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抓住机会
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你看 Sue 我们在扩张
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我们的目标是今年卖掉五十桶杂碎套餐
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随着味精价格的下降
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我们会发大财的
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不是饼干... 是钞票
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- 对... 我很为你高兴 但是...
- 好 啥都别说
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我写一个数字
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带回家好好想想
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还有一件事
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这是锦衣柜的购物卡
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第二副耳环免费
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我们会照顾自己旗下的人
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不是非常好 但不一样
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我应该把油倒掉
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而不是拌进去
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下次我就知道了
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我的胃好难受 但或许是内疚的缘故
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她在停车场围堵我
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塞这袋东西给我
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天啊 万一Spudsy的人见到呢?
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我不知道该咋办
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这是个重大的人生选择
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或许我的幸运饼干可以给我提示
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看啊老妈 我自己收拾碗
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高兴了不?
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好 你知道吗?
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下次 别抱怨直接收拾
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你能做到吗?
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没人喜欢你
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抱歉 你说什么?
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没什么
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不 不 不 我听到了
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你说"没人喜欢你"
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你既然已经听到了
干嘛还要我再重复一遍?
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顺便告诉你 有很多人喜欢我
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Nancy Donahue喜欢我
Paula Norwood也喜欢我
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大多数收银员都喜欢我
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我其实不用向你证明这些...
你奶奶也喜欢我!
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好吧 我错了 你很受欢迎
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行了你够了
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你现在这么一副不尊重我的样子
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你现在给我回房间去
晚上不许吃甜点了
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好吧
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反正我也想回房间去
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不 你不想回
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好吧 其实你是想回去的
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怎么了?
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我不知道 但是我已经受够了
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他已经13岁了 像是开了个开关
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然后突然之间 他就成了Axl二号
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我跟你说 我们要
把这种态度扼杀在摇篮里
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我们现在可是站在关键点上
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Axl去了大学 我们没好好关注一下
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你看看现在的后果
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Brick更聪明 所以他更危险
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Sue 你过来一下
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我们在吃Axl的生日冰激凌
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不用了 我已经吃不下了
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我吃了太多幸运饼干
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太可惜了 因为我们正在惩罚Brick
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我们吃冰激凌但罚他没得吃
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来 舔一下
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这又能教会他什么呢?
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他都看不见我们吃
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说得对
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嗨
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我只是想让你看着我们吃冰激凌
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而你没得吃 因为这是你的惩罚
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我想让你看到你错过的
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这样你以后就能吸取教训了
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Mike? Sue? 快进来
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瞧见没?
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我们很高兴呢
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味道棒极啦
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让他瞧瞧冰激凌有多好吃 伙计们
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好好吸取教训!
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好吧 炒杂碎开始不安分了
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惩罚到此为止
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你那张巧嘴还敢乱说话吗?
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不敢了吧
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我爱你 对不起 你自己去拿了吃吧
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什么...
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袜子我收到了 我正穿着呢
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- 袜子棒呆了
- 这到底是怎么回事?
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我叫你回来 你却让你朋友Sean来
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什么? 我派了个代理来 我新学的词
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我不需要Sean来做 你要你来做
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这又有什么区别呢?为什么一定要我做?
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因为我想要你来做
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所以你这个星期六一定要给我滚回来
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我的天呐! 这完全是霸权主义
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这是我新学的另一个词
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让你做你就做
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什么?!
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是我还是其他人
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完全没什么意义
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解释一下 我已经21了 是成年人了
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你18岁就已经成年了
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什么?! 你为什么要告诉我这个?!
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你害我浪费了三年成人时光
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这句话让Mike迫于无奈
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说了他本不想说的话
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他用了爸爸的口吻
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Axl 明天 给我回来
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好吧
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你在干什么?
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我在想我要放弃哪本书
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图书馆有个"捐助人鉴赏日"
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如果你捐一本保存良好的二手书
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他们就会给你一张流苏书签
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我想要一举夺魁
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别忘了带件外套 看起来像要下雨了
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谢了 老妈 因为我是瞎的
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从来不知道要看天
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行了 听着
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听着 我知道你现在是青少年了
你想要变的叛逆一点
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但这根本就不是我认识的Brick
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我一点都不喜欢你现在扮演的角色
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所以你最好在我动手之前
把这个角色隐藏起来
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我也一点都不喜欢
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你这个"唠叨老妈"的角色
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喂 你最好注意一点你的态度 先生
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你怎么就不注意一点你的态度呢?
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注意你的态度
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好吧 你知道吗?
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我不想听你低声重复你的坏话
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你不许去图书馆"捐助人鉴赏日"
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你给我坐在桌子边写一篇
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关于为什么要尊重你老妈的文章
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- 什么?
- 没错
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3张纸 双倍行距 12号字
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什么字体?
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加拉蒙字体
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真的好难决定要怎么做啊
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不仅如此 我答应她今天晚上给她答复的
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当然 被挖角我确实很高兴
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谁不会呢?
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还有薪水 他们给我开出了四位数的薪水
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什么?
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每小时十块钱
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抱歉 Sue
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我有句话非说不可
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我必须承认
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我没被挖角让我觉得有点嫉妒你
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Brad 不 这是你工作地方的错
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在"伟大热狗传奇"做事
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确实很难被人挖角
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只跟三种调味品打交道
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你怎么能脱颖而出呢?
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我知道!
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我以优异的成绩从热狗学院毕业
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为什么Chop Suey U.S.A.就没发现我呢?
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我都没想到这个
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Sue-y 这里面包含了我的名字
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这就是命中注定的!
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我打赌肯定是因为
我弄翻了那一加仑芥末酱
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每个人都瞧见了
302
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都怪那些免费的瑰珀翠护手霜小样
303
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你怎么不试试?
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不管怎么样 现在是讨论你的事 继续说
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做国际菜肴确实有点吓到我...
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我要向前一步...中国菜
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我要去Chop Suey U.S.A.工作
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而你要穿上那件
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有金色的龙缠绕着美国国旗的工作装了
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我现在只能嫉妒你 给你做陪衬了
311
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你越早写完你的文章
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你就越早能去做你想做的事
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比如去图书馆的后台去看看
314
00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:21,020
看看那些图书管理员们
休息的时候都干些什么?
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你现在不知道 因为你没去看过
316
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其实 我正在做我想做的事
317
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我正在看书
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你不在看书
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我正在看我脑海里的书
我记得我看过的所有书
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现在 我在翻页 第12页
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好吧 别看了 立刻马上
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你正在被惩罚
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这是有趣的一段
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我是认真的 Brick
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我知道下面的情节 但我还是想笑
326
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所以说好书就是这样
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是吗?
328
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,250
那我现在就要大声诵读我的书
329
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让你没办法看你脑海里的书
330
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"从无家可归到性感尤物"
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"两年前
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Angela Mccollum在铁路沿线流浪
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她从没想过有一天
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她会穿着2号礼服走上红地毯"
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有点难集中精神了 是不是?
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"畅销书天堂美食的作者
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Angela承认她的生活在
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遇到Gwyneth Paltrow之后
发生了翻天覆地的变化
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行了 我回来了
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00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:17,050
快点把事做完好让我重新回归我的生活
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一大群兄弟挤在某个人的货车里
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等着给我办个泳池派对
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听起来很有意思
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你可能会喜欢我为你准备的惊喜
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我们不搬冰箱
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什么?
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00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,260
我大老远的回来 却什么事都没有?
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不 不 有好事
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我把你叫来家里
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这样我们就可以出去喝酒了
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你为什么要那样做?
352
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因为老爸想跟21岁的儿子去开心一下
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你不明白
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我现在本来应该在卡车后面游泳的
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但是你把我骗过来
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跟你喝酒... 这说不通啊
357
00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:46,210
不 这是个传统
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00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:48,880
我满21岁的时候
我爸喊我过去帮他挪肥料
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可是当我到那儿的时候
他却带我出去喝酒了
360
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你干嘛不直接跟我说去喝酒?
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因为本来就不是这样的
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我没懂
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你觉得你是回家干活的
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可是并没有活可以干
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这是个惊喜啊
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开玩笑的
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可是你并不喜欢惊喜啊
368
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是啊 现在也并没有很喜欢
369
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,170
等等 所以你并没有搬肥料?
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00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,740
当然没有 根本就没有肥料
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可是当初我爸让我 去帮他肥料的时候
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我毫不犹豫跑过去帮他了
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我并没有一边答应他
一边又派另一个人去帮忙
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到底有没有肥料?!
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没有!
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问题在于 如果有肥料的话
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我会搬的
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好吧 随便了
379
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,850
出去喝酒吧 我要冷静一下
380
00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:30,790
我现在不想跟你喝酒了
381
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什么?! 我大老远过来的!
382
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我们搬个冰箱...或者喝个啤酒
随便什么都行
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00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,930
已经搬好了 你老弟把你妈弄生气了
384
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好吧 所以冰箱已经搬好了
385
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,300
我们到底去不去喝酒?
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不去
387
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,700
这到底是什么情况
388
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这本来是我爸为我满21岁
做的一件暖心的事
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我也经常想着
390
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当我儿子满21岁的时候
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我也要这样对他
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现在呢? 算了吧
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传统到此为止
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不行! 我大老远过来的!
395
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你不能不跟我喝酒!
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00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,950
现在就喝 老爸
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00:14:57,950 --> 00:15:00,950
我这就去冰箱 拿瓶啤酒
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00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,320
传统又回来了
399
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,450
- 没可能
- 看看我 跟老爸一起喝酒
400
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:05,720
你阻止不了我
401
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,720
天哪 Axl在喝酒!
402
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,760
他到了法定年龄 Sue 他可以喝了
403
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,730
跟我老爸喝的这瓶酒真好喝!
404
00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:14,330
你在喝酒没错 可不是我们一起喝的
405
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,930
因为我要出去喝酒了...
406
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,770
自己喝!
407
00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:18,870
不! 不! 不! 不!
408
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,200
健康课上放过一个短片...
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00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,740
"Sammy放学后去喝酒"...
410
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,010
就是发生了这样的事!
411
00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:25,710
酒精在把我们的家弄得四分五裂!
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00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:28,710
冷静 大家都冷静
413
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,010
你拿了袜子没?
414
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,380
Brick是比我年轻没错
415
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:37,320
但他没意识到他是在跟谁斗
416
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,690
我有...我有什么呢?
417
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,890
我都没搞懂我要干嘛
418
00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:43,990
你想要什么?
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00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:46,200
开头句? 总结?
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00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,430
谁会读呢?
421
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,960
我不知道! 我说什么来着?
422
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,800
关于尊重的 写就是了!
423
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,740
我都不知道那是什么意思
424
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:55,140
所有的作文作业
425
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,710
我的老师都会给我明确的题目
426
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,910
听着 你不需要写一篇完整的作文
427
00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:02,140
列个单子就好...25个为什么
需要尊重你老妈的原因
428
00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:03,950
我要去看"亿万未婚夫"了
429
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:05,810
他们到波多黎各之前你把这个写完
430
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,820
你好 Edwin
431
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,190
你有时间的话能跟你说几句话吗?
432
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:19,230
我一直等着你来找我呢 Sue
433
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:21,800
还是我应该叫你"Sue-y"?
434
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,170
天哪 你都知道了?
435
00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:26,040
我们是躲在树后面见面的呀
436
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,740
我在这里的每个地方都有耳目
437
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:31,210
我的物理老师在Julius橙汁店做兼职
438
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,980
真的抱歉
439
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,240
但这对我来说真的是个很好的机会
440
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,710
我是说 我不想离开Spudsy's
441
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:40,250
在这儿上班很开心 大家就像家人一样
442
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,050
我爱我的顾客们
443
00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:45,790
可是我得为我自己着想
444
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:48,820
所以我提前两周告诉你我要辞职了
445
00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:50,460
现在通知你时间够吗?
446
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:51,690
提前一个月会不会好一点?
447
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,230
我也不知道我在干嘛!
448
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,970
Chop Suey U.S.A.想要把你挖过去
449
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,000
我倒是一点都不惊讶
450
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,970
你天生就是做饮食服务这一行的
451
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,770
我不会轻易就放你走的
452
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,870
很大原因是我没时间去带新人
453
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,170
新版"格斗之王"出来了
454
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:07,880
要是Chop Suey想来硬的
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00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,710
那我也硬碰硬好了
456
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:12,480
加你五毛钱怎么样?
457
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,750
每小时?
458
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,420
当然
459
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:18,750
还没说完呢
460
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,820
从现在起 你将以佐料分配
461
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:25,130
经理助理的身份汇报工作
462
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,700
拜托 Brick
463
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,400
我累了 我要去睡觉
464
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,340
我也想要去睡觉啊
465
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,710
你写了多少了?
466
00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:39,380
你定义的"写"是什么?
467
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:41,780
好吧 不用列一张表了 写句话就行
468
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:44,310
一句话说你为什么要尊重你老妈!
469
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:45,750
有那么难写吗?
470
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:55,720
乳臭未干的小子
471
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,160
要满21岁才能进来
472
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,060
给我检查你的身份证
473
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,030
事实上 我刚满21岁
474
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:04,470
谢谢你检查我的证件
475
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:07,040
不好意思 我可不买你的帐
476
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,040
我得销毁它
477
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,340
等等!
478
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,810
那是我的驾照
479
00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:13,840
老爸 快告诉他我21了
480
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,810
你要相信我
481
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,210
他要不是我亲爸的话
482
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:20,480
能这么无视我吗?
483
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,350
老爸! 那可是我唯一一张驾照了!
484
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,690
我把假的卖给朋友了
485
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,460
- 老爸!
- 好吧好吧
486
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,030
我替他担保 他21了
487
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,740
你要喝什么?
488
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:44,110
我要给这家伙买杯啤酒
489
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:47,940
我要...
490
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,210
你们有什么欧洲啤酒?
491
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:55,690
给他也来杯美国啤酒 我付账
492
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,760
当真?! 一个字都写不出来?!
493
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,160
我太累了
494
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,830
- 脑子不转了
- 一个单词!
495
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,460
一个字形容为什么要尊重你老妈
496
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,140
拜托!
497
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:30,880
理应如此
498
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,760
我记得
499
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:37,230
我小时候 二月的某一天
500
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:40,960
我躺在地下室的水泥地上
501
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,400
我老妈在洗衣服
502
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,700
是个二月份 我当时就想
503
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,340
"靠 春天永远都不会来了
504
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:51,040
永远都长不出草了"
505
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:54,780
现在呢...
506
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:01,180
我想说的是 岁月如梭
507
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:05,180
一分钟之前 我还在你的位子上
508
00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:07,860
什么意思? 我进来之前?
509
00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:09,390
不是
510
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:12,800
我是说 我好像还是只有21岁
511
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,330
还是喝酒吧
512
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,740
好吧
513
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,080
生日快乐
514
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,820
谢了
515
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,090
你在学校经常看篮球比赛?
516
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:51,200
我放弃了 Mike 我放弃了
517
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:53,840
说不出话了
518
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,140
Axl把我灌得酩酊大醉
519
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,840
我再也不是21岁的小伙子了
520
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,010
养育年轻人是个苦差事
521
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,750
但还好 沿途有歇歇脚的驿站
522
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,750
不然的话 你会想掐死他们的
523
00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,350
我帮你收吧 老妈
524
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:15,260
我还没吃完呢...没关系
525
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:17,090
谢谢!
526
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,300
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第20集
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