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翻译: 汤团 蜗牛 粒粒尘
校对: 汤团
时间轴:www.addic7ed.com
720P iTunes：wss0427
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第21集
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要给他清出一条道来
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老爸 外公的哥哥要过来
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- 为啥?
- 我告诉你为啥
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因为他老了 以为我们要死了
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好
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但他为啥来我家?
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Frankie?
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等...我妈出城去了
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去参加红帽会的
多伦多港豪华游船活动了
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Dutch伯伯要来是因为...
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他来是因为我不想
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就我和他两人待在同一屋檐下
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我哥不太爱说话
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他不是个会聊天的人 和我一样
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我已经喜欢他了
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Mike 你知道我心里有一块痛处
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因为我爸和他哥哥有裂隙
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现在过了这么多年他又来联络他
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你知道我一直说"为家人奉献"
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在他们去世前奉献 这是我的新想法
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嘿! 少说点废话多干点实事
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你要把桌子移到那儿
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防止他坐轮椅
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天知道他现在是什么模样
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他比我大
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Axl 我最害怕的事
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还是发生了
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我被留堂了
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你干嘛... 过度装饰你的储物柜?
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不是
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还记得吃中饭时不许离开校园吗?
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有些小孩去吃了Arby家
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因为他们中午会送小礼物
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那天在自助餐厅
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被抓了个现行
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你们溜出校园了?
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我都是怎么教你的?!
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你该指向你右边的人
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这不好玩 Axl!
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我的档案上留了项永久的黑色记录
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再说 我该怎么向爸妈交代? 怎么说?!
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我告诉你该怎么交代
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是什么? 猜字游戏?
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你觉得我该在游戏里告诉他们
这样他们不会生气
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不 你什么都不说
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啥?!
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首先 我违反了学校的规定
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现在还隐瞒家长实情
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我是谁啊?!
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抱歉我帮不了忙
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我的关节炎正好发作了
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不用解释你不帮忙的原因了 Tag
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你定的标准很低
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地毯上的小地毯
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有点像陷阱
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把搁脚凳搬走
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他会被那玩意绊倒的
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好啊 Heck家族
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地毯上的小地毯... 是陷阱
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Dutch伯伯!
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你的拐杖 Mike
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这位是我老公 Mike
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Mike 别忘了你的拐杖
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他有关节炎 告诉他 Mike
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是 没错
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但最近大有好转
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- 很高兴终于见到你 Dutch
- 我也是 Mike
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抱歉不能早点见面
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我想见的家伙在这呢
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过来 老伙计
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你过来
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陌生人才站起来拥抱
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再说 我不想向Mike炫耀我健康的关节
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你好吗 Dutch伯伯?
维加斯一切还顺利吗?
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比奥森好点
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我的生活很忙碌
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不过生意做得不错
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我工作可能太过努力 但这样才有活力
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当然他就不懂谦逊了
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你在那具体从事什么行业 Dutch?
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我做真空吸尘器生意
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和Tag外公一样
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其实 我之前是做真空吸尘器生意
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现在我开了个小的地毯清洗公司
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那可不小 很大的呢
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Dutch速洗
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人们称他地毯之王
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他还拍广告了
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等下 你真的上电视了?
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你认识David Tutera吗?
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天啊 Sue 他们不关心这个
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那你见过超级碗广告的Godaddy女孩吗?
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没 只是个小型地区广告
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我唱了广告歌 知道吗? 没啥了不起的
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你唱广告歌了?! 我爱广告歌!
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您现在能唱给我们听吗?
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你不会想听这么老的家伙唱歌
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能借用下拐杖吗?
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谢谢
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开始是这样的
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然后我跳一些舞步
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我脚所到之处 地毯都变干净
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知道"wheel"什么时候开始吗?
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家族里最有才华的正是坐那的这位
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上高中时 我们跳过几次
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通常是地区的才艺大赛
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基本每次都会赢
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我们还被邀请参加
Cletus Wilson的电台节目
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嘿! 我们表演给他们看
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老爸!
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拜托 Tag 我们来个几小节
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跳几个小舞步 和Bob年轻的叔叔
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等下 家族里还有个我不认识的叔叔?
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简直就像神秘家族Cateline那集
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不 孩子 这只是个说法 像习语一样
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我喜欢习语
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实际上 我有整本书的习语
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需要我拿过来读给你听吗?
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Brick 他来是唱歌跳舞的
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并和生疏的弟弟重聚的
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不是为了听你读书
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继续吧 伙计们
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拜托 Tag 让他们看看我们的身手
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不要
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Mike要尿尿了
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他需要我协助他靠近尿斗
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我是说这家伙的膀胱
像意大利面滤网一样
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嘿 Axl! 过来!
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有进展了
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我知道...你更难看了
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我不需要你更新信息 我正看着你呐
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天呐
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好
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我刚收到学校的邮件
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不是平时的留堂
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是周六的留堂
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就第一次违反规定来说...
这惩罚挺重的
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他们说是因为快放假了
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他们就把所有人都排在周六了
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这表示我将和滑板运动员
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涂黑色唇膏的女孩
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穿印粗话T恤的人一起了
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别紧张
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我周六也留过堂
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如果你想双眼好好地离开那儿
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好好听着
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嗯
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首先 别带这个活页夹
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其次 你应该给自己购买好保护措施
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要准备充足的零食 知道吗?
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罐头鲑鱼 块状糖...
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巧克力棒... 这些都很好
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因为可以一折为四
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这样我就安全了?
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不 不 不 不
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你要能存活我会很佩服
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但 至少你最后一餐吃了饼干
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你在上班时打给我
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你没说这是睡衣派对
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等下 你压根没在上班时打给我
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好了 能别提了吗?
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重要的是 我爸和他哥重聚了
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我不知道你看的是哪出戏
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但我是没能感觉到
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这场戏会有个完美结局
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他们究竟是为啥闹不和呢 说起来?
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我怎么不记得是啥了? 这不重要
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重要的是他们现在在这里
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让他俩和好是我们的工作
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我已经够多工作了 Frankie
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如果按照喜好排序
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让他俩和好都上不了榜
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知道你的问题是什么吗? 你老是唱反调
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不管人们说啥 你都否定
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我不是唱反调 我是现实型
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相信我... 本性难移
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你的问题是 你总是期望过高
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我告诉你...一旦放下希望
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一切就都释怀了
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我的天呐
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我最喜欢的故事是
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我们在清理凯撒皇宫的地毯时
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我见到了Don Rickles
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不是吧!
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他说了"Don Rickles"吗?
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也许我们应该加入他们
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你不会想加入他们的 那很无聊
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总之...
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我回去拿蒸汽清洁机的时候
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Rickles以为我是服务员
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我也不想去纠正Don Rickles
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所以我问"需要我为您点餐吗 先生?"
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他说...
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你可以为我点餐
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我要一大份"闭上你的嘴"
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等下! Rickles说了什么?!
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谁在乎?
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你听他在那里胡侃
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巴拉巴拉巴拉
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你都不知道这是什么感觉 Mike
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我多少知道点
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好了
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我不知道你们是干了什么坏事
被扔到这儿
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我也不想知道
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底线是...你们是来上课的
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也就是说 不许抽烟
不许发信息 不许发色情短信
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不许发墨式短信
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墨西哥式短信
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你以为你用西班牙语写我就看不懂了吗
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你想得太多了
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你是在记笔记吗?
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不是
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不是全篇笔记...就是几个要点
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我可没那么屌丝
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要金鱼饼干吗?
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在我那个年代
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你只需要有个金点子你就能去做生意
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现在 你需要一个金点子
还要比温度计更多的学历
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那只是饼干上的奶油
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就是
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什么...饼干上的什么?
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奶油 我想要创造有我自己特色的习语
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通常来说 是把奶油放在饼干上
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但这个是饼干在奶油上
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就是指毫无意义的事情
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我很希望这句话能流行起来
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很好 Brick 你是个有创意的人
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我总是跟自己说"Dutch 你应该..."
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"Dutch" 那都不是他的真名
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你猜猜他的真名是什么
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我不想猜
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- 那我也不告诉你
- 好吧
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是Paul
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Dutch 你有在拉斯维加斯
遇到什么特别的人吗?
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我之前跟一个
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在百乐宫酒店管喷泉的好姑娘约会
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不过没开花结果
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估计是因为受不了他
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可能甩了他 像他老婆一样
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他的老婆不是死了吗?
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是啊 她想离开他已经想到那地步了
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死生不复相见
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我的天呐
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这是多精彩的人生啊
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好吧
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我要去停车场等我的室友Carol
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她又把钥匙忘记了
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Heck 到上面来
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我走的这段时间由你负责
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不
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来 来 来
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快 快 快
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- 快点
- 不 不 不
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孩子们 违法乱纪的话后果自负
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因为课堂纪律占20% Heck负责记名字
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我要换个老头
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什么? 你在说什么啊?
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别问我"你在说什么?"
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不是说好"我们一起做调解员"的吗?
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我们正在做调解员啊
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那你对"调解"的定义还有待商榷
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因为在我看来
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你跟Dutch伯伯有说有笑的时候
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我却被困在魔爪之中
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Rickles的故事到底怎么回事?
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Rickles在演一部剧 而Sinatra进了城...
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等等...好像是Sinatra演了部剧?
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反正 他们在一起吃饭
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但后来在另一张桌子...
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还有那个甜点
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我记得好像叫烘烤冰淇淋
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等等...那个有火的甜点叫什么来着?
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好好一个故事被你毁了
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那可是你老爸
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但我陪他的时间比你多多了
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我还被迫柱了拐杖 我可是装的很好
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而你却在那儿
对着Don Rickles的故事傻笑
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这一点都不公平 Frankie
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我看好我的老头 你看好你的
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不退不换
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能听我说几句吗?
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我想大家还是回到自己的位置上吧
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遵守纪律 这样我们就能快点离开这儿
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然后去做自己的事情
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就我自己来说 Dutch爷爷要来我家
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我确定肯定有很多
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让大家都想回家的家庭活动
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你是谁啊 你是老师的马屁精吗?
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不 我不是
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我跟你一样
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我是坏学生
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我是个混蛋
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我想我们今天应该团结起来
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这样我们就能回去做我们的坏事了
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好了 同学们 别那么幼稚了
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说真的 你们有些人都快有孩子了
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我考虑了一下Mike的话
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所以我让大家都坐在了家庭房
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然后认真的开始调解
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吃点薯片 老爸
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你应该更善于交际一点
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你哥哥可是从内华达州跑来的
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可你几乎没说几句话
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他们给你开心脏病药了吗?
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没有
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我也没
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我告诉你谁在吃心脏病药
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你还记得那个住在我们那条街
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街尾那栋黄色房子里的人吗?
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- 那个发型很奇怪的人?
- 对
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我前几年在机场遇见他...
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我都不记得他叫什么了
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Johnny
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Johnny...没错
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就是他表弟拿棒球棒
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打断我的手指的
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不 他打断了我的手指
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但你送我去了诊所
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还记得我们遇见的那个护士吗?
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她后来嫁给了那个
把我们手指打断的人
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Harvey Burns
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没错...Harvey Burns
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不 那是他哥哥
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他哥哥怎么了?
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我们之前要说什么来着?
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心脏病药
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对 我不用吃
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我也不用
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这就是奶油上的饼干
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放弃吧 Brick 没人会用你的傻词的
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瞧你们俩 重温获取时光
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让一切事情都随风去吧?
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所有痛苦 眼泪 争吵
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调解的有点过了 Frankie
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你们知道怎么样比较好吗?
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如果你们俩能一起唱
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你们之前说起的那首在达人秀上的歌
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Tag 你觉得呢?
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如果你想的话 我乐意奉陪
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我也想 但是...
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我太累了
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我今天早上
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在大家起来之前去慢跑了
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Frankie 我告诉你
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我一个人分饰两角 这样你们就能听到了
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实在是好歌
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怎么唱来着?
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然后Tag在这儿 他唱
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等一下 你简直把这都毁了
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我...好吧 我来跟你一起唱
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我们在这儿唱
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太好了! 你们一起唱!
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等一下 等一下
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让我把手机拿出来录个像
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- 好了
- 走着
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等等
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我不是故意打断的 不过你得坐我的左边
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坐错边了
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有什么区别?
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从哪个角度看你都很帅
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你只是想要占据一个有利的位置而已
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就像你之前在才艺展示上做的那样
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我的天哪
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你是做了个目录卡
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记录下我做错的所有的事情吗?
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真的很抱歉在你家里争论
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别去拍Mike的马屁
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你这招离间计没用
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他崇拜着我呢
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我们亲密着呢
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有趣的是...习语"亲密如贼"
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- 出自...
- 现在不是科普的时候 Brick
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你到底在干嘛呢?
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你还加了舞步?
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你坐在那里死气沉沉的
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我只是想要加点笑料
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又来了 就想胜我一筹
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就像你在做护理这行
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你开什么玩笑?
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这辈子你都是一直骑在我头上的
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当然了!
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如果一个家没了相互扶持的话
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还有什么好?
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你知道吗 Tag?
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我来看你 以为岁月会磨平你的棱角
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但你变得更糟糕了
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00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,800
我就像红酒一样... 越陈越醇厚
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你却像...奶酪
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越久越臭
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根本说不过去
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这个对话就像是饼干上的奶油一样
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没错!
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好啊 你真想让我说吗?
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你要让我当着他们的面说出
事情的经过吗?
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我们没去成Cletus Wilson节目
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就是因为在我们快上场的时候
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这位仁兄跟Cletus说
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他都胖的看不见自己了
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之后 Lennon姐妹就取代了我们的位置
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你把他惹毛了 就像你会惹毛所有人一样
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是吗 Paul?
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真的是那样吗 Paul?
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别叫我Paul
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Paul Paul Paul Paul
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真是够了 我要走了
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你们不用走 因为Mike要走了
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我们走 Mike
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好吧
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我猜 对你们来说
"坐在位子上别动"的意思是
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"四处溜达 跟你的朋友们打成一片"
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Heck 把名单给我看
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你给我玩这套是吧?
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我还以为你会打小报告
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可是你啥都没写
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- 但是...
- 那就这样吧
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你们可以走了
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00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,940
因为Heck觉得
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包庇她小伙伴的不良行为
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比做我给她的工作更重要
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你疯了吗?!
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14年的留堂经验
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没一个学生敢记名
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你却把他们全记下来了...
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甚至有些人还被画了三个鬼脸
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我是想要帮你整理一下的
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我把它按照犯错严重程度排了序
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你可能会觉得意外 但是我喜欢你 Heck
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你是个超级贴心
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勤奋又尽责的人
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可是你要是得罪了这些混混
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你死都不知道自己怎么死的!
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你得让自己强大起来 孩子!
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不然你会被秒成渣的!
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祝你有个愉快的一天
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- 哈!
- 我是说...
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随便啦 老师!
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真乖!
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Mike Mike!
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我终于知道他们在争什么了
443
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,930
幸亏你把我摇醒了只为了告诉我
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因为Dutch叔叔教我怎样骑车
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很棒的故事 晚安
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不不!
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我突然想到了
448
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我小的时候
449
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我爸绝不教我骑车
450
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有一天 他去上班了
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Dutch叔叔教了我
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我爸回家之后
他们两个就吵得不可开交
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他在嘶吼
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"你怎么能教我女儿骑车呢?!
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你怎么能抢了我的事情?"
456
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,430
然后我只知道 他们吵得很厉害
457
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然后就不跟对方讲话了
458
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你真觉得他们只是因为一辆单车?
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要是有人教Sue骑单车
你也会不高兴的
460
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Donahue一家教她的
461
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这不是你能缓和的 Frankie
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你已经尽力了 随他们去吧
463
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别在我们家吵就行了
464
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,450
如果Axl和Brick两个25年
都不跟对方说话的话
465
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我心会碎的
466
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:14,020
跟兄弟姐妹维持好关系太重要了 Mike
467
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,320
他们是你一辈子的亲人
468
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,920
他们是唯一跟你心灵想通的人
469
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,590
我知道你真的想让他们和睦相处
470
00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:23,900
但是事实并不是这样所以你很难过 但是...
471
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,100
人本性难移
472
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,500
到此为止 别再想了
473
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,040
Mike 你听到了吗?
474
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对的
475
00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,500
嘿 至少我们走了这么远
476
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,900
因为我们...
477
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,010
可不是吗
478
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,960
再来一次!
479
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,910
看到了吧 Mike? 这就是我想看到的
480
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:49,050
你们两个不知道这对我而言多么重要
481
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:52,920
这才应该是你们的相处模式
482
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,920
专注在好的事情上 而不是那些烦心事...
483
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,960
谁去了谁的婚礼 谁的工作比较好
484
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,160
或者 Dutch叔叔教我骑车的事
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啥?
486
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,860
你教了我女儿骑车?
487
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:07,400
教别人的女儿骑车
488
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,530
你以为你是谁啊?
489
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,570
你就不能开心个两分钟吗?
490
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:13,640
你总想着威风过我
491
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,340
我去学游泳 记得吗?
492
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,640
然后你就去当了救生员
493
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,340
我跟Betty Parker约会
494
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,910
你就去泡她更好看的姐姐
495
00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,980
你又开始翻旧账了
496
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,220
你是怎么回事啊?
497
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,990
你把它们都自在小本子里了?
498
00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:31,260
谢谢你能把他送回家 Dutch叔叔
499
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,630
他才不是出于好心
500
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,230
他只是想逞强而已
501
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,240
好吧
502
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,000
- 再见 Dutch叔叔
- 旅途愉快
503
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,040
见到你太开心了
504
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,010
虽然你很期待
505
00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:53,310
但是人们本性难移
506
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,950
不管你是88还是18
507
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:58,820
一家人 一辈子
508
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,990
再见!
509
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,960
你只要找到相处之道就好了
510
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,130
其他的都是饼干上的奶油
511
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:09,260
你开的是什么型号的车?
512
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,160
- 小心小心!
- 小心!
513
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,530
刹车刹车!
514
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:13,970
看路!
515
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,000
那是什么?
516
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,940
我还以为那有辆车呢
517
00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:21,980
你别叨叨了 我才能专心看路
518
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第21集
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翻译: 汤团 蜗牛 粒粒尘
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