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720P iTunes:wss0427
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第22集
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约会之夜...
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是家长有机会能远离孩子
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重燃激情
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回想他们为何相爱
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不 我不喜欢那个
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不要那种在未来某些人
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在试图拯救未来世界的
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我想要关于现在的电影
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要是定规矩的话
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我不要斗篷男穿越雾气的历史剧
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不要有人生病
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不要死亡
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我希望Billy Crystal再拍部电影
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耐心一点
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我们好久没过约会之夜了
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这对我们很重要
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"米其林情缘"?
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"飓风营救3"?
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不 "安妮"?
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我们该选一个了
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不不不! 我不要...
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是啥?
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我猜我们得看"埃莉诺的5宗罪"了
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但还好是我们喜欢的演员
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怎么样 我们再看一圈
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然后去吃晚饭?
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你太宠我了 宝贝
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Sue 桌上有你的包裹
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可能是我定的那件
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"保持冷静吃冰淇淋吧"的衬衫
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他们终于开始做大人的尺码了!
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好了
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臣服于我吧 DVD播放器 我是你的主人
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怎么了 宝贝?
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是我之前定的要跟Darrin去舞会
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穿的裙子
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我太嫉妒三个月前的自己了!
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Sue
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太难了
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我还是想他 你懂吗?
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亲爱的 我懂
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你老爸和我都很理解
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你一直以来都很努力了
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但是我们都知道泡泡有时是会破灭的
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我以为我可以把感情埋藏在
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工作 学校还有Taylor swift的演唱会里
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但看来还是有些泄露出来了
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我太难过了
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Mike!
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干嘛?
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她很伤心不能去舞会
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我以为我们都了解了
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你还是可以去的啊
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这是你的毕业舞会 你得去啊
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不 这是约会性质的
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没有想要一起去的人
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Brad怎么样?
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不 他已经被Tammy邀请了
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曲棍球队长
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他们都穿燕尾服去
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他们太逗了
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算了
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舞会再也不算什么了
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Sue的一年变成了糟糕的一年
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好了
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不幸的是 约会之夜比我们计划的
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提早结束了一点点
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之后有的是时间...
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但现在 你想喝什么?
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谢谢你选择来Spudsy's品尝土豆
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嘿 Logan 欢迎光临Spudsy's
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人们都说
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四月的土豆带来五月的土豆
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抱歉
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我知道这很逊
但要是不说我会被记过的
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- 和往常一样?
- 对 谢谢
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Abercrombie怎么样?
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冷
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我一直告诉那里的商店要开暖气
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但是他们并不是很感兴趣
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接待员说的话 所以...
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你怎么样?
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有点难过 但是别担心
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不会影响你的土豆的
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给
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感谢您选择Spudsy's
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谢谢
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Sue 能说两句话吗
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当然
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这周六我需要你上班
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因为是舞会
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去年你在最后时刻拒绝了我
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但今年不会了
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我约了学校里最性感的女生
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或许不是全学校最性感的
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但在合唱团里肯定是
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好
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第二次约会之夜
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再试一次
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你记得我们睡着之前演到哪了吗?
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我记得那男的说
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"跟我走 太危险了"
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女的说"我不能离开家"
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之后他说"你非走不可"
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啥?
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你在说啥呢? 电影里都没有这段
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你怎么知道 你睡着了
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好吧
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我猜我们得重头开始了
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你闻起来很不错
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酸奶油和洋葱?
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嗯 我吃了点薯片
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不得不吃 晚餐怎么回事?
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不知道
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那包东西冻得太久 字都掉了
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可能是个冰袋
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我告诉你 我想得太狭隘了
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我是个有想法的人
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我一直忽略了自己最好的资源
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别误会我
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老板公司是个开创型的公司
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但它一直束缚着我
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Darrin去修空调了
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Sean在读医学预科
但他最终会怎么样?
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你能把那些酱油包递给我吗?
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你在做什么?
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老妈说我不吃完晚饭
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就休想离开厨房
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我要把她的晚饭调味一下
变得能够下咽
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不错诶
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但还要测试一下的 对吧?
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放到老妈的食物里
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我的天哪 连食物都尝不出来了
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这很了不起
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这是我的创意
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是我的创意
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是我们的创意
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"Heck兄弟怀旧盖味调料"
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Heck兄弟 我喜欢
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但是我不太确定"盖味调料"这名字
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根据我之前椒盐卷饼的工作经验
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我负责任的告诉你那可能不是个好主意
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那咱找人测试一下吧
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给 尝尝
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Brick 我不确定那是什么东西的时候
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是不会吃的
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你不一直都这么对我们的嘛
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好吃诶
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你从哪儿弄的烧烤酱?
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成了!
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"Heck兄弟怀旧烧烤酱"
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我紧张了 没什么能够阻止你
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刚刚发生了什么?
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不关心 只要他们不吵架就行
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不 在电影里 他是绑架了她吗?
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不 她是坏人 Gary Cooper是好人
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Gary Cooper已经死了50年了
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不 他在"宿醉"里
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那是Bradley Cooper
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我说的就是
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如果你不知道我说Gary Cooper的时候
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指的就是Bradley Cooper
说好的心有灵犀呢?
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我们倒回去重看吧
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我们的土豆让你开心点了吗?
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抱歉 这句也是要说的
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你的裙子很可爱
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谢谢 我很喜欢
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舞会
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你有什么不好的回忆吗?
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那也太轻描淡写了
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St. Timothy的舞会是上个月
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我的舞伴喝多了 吐了修女一身
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他们说黑色最百搭了
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实则不然
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我的舞会在周六了
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我应该跟我男朋友一起的
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但是他向我求婚了
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结果我们分手了
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那也太难过了
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那你不去舞会了?
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这是你的毕业季诶 你得去
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我可能会在这里工作吧 关店
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回家 和我父母看部电影
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或许你该和你认识的人一起去
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不了 我所有的朋友都有伴了
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其他学校的朋友呢?
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我哪有时间认识其他学校的人啊?
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你卖土豆给他的人呢?
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保安Earl?
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你认识的其他学校的
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你卖土豆给他的人
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你? 真的吗? 你认真的吗?
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你真的要陪我去舞会?
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我的第一场舞会是个灾难
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或许应该再给它一次机会
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好啊 好吧
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好 我和你一起去
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好
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我们要去舞会啦!
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你要尝尝我们
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Heck兄弟怀旧烧烤酱吗?
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完全百搭 老鼠都觉得好吃
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好了 现在起让我推销行么?
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你是发明家
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我是营销天才
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我们都各司其职就好
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那我要做什么?
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如果你一定要说话
那就等到我说完
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你说"就是这样"
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这是个过去的东西
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如果你真想参与进来
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要时不时的抛出两句"千真万确"
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来尝尝Heck兄弟的怀旧烧烤酱
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很新鲜 尝起来就好像
昨天从你老妈厨房里出炉的一样
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没错
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新鲜的能盖住老鼠
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Brick 你跟老鼠什么仇什么怨?
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我们不只是在卖烧烤酱
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我们在发展自己的品牌
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我们卖的是生活方式...
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服装 太阳镜 滑水板
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先生!
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你看起来像是那种会
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欣赏生命中美好事物的人
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想不想尝试下我们
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Heck兄弟的怀旧烧烤酱?
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不赖嘛
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多少钱?
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30块
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3块!
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别走!
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我说的是3块!
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3块
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老妈 猜猜
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要跟一个讨人喜欢的
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Abercrombie接待员去舞会的
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请举手!
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是我!
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很好啊 他是谁?
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我的朋友 Logan
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他去的是天主教学校 很礼貌
他会帮别人开着门
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扔完剩饭以后
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会自己把托盘放好
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你能相信他这么好要带我去舞会吗?
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你有舞伴太好了
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好好享受生命中这段时光吧
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一眨眼 你就要清晨4点起床
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衣服上都是你丈夫的口水
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说真的 好好享受
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Sue Heck要去舞会了!
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惊喜吧 Susie Q 我有个好消息带给你
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有个我认识的人要去舞会了
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啥?
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我妈在和你妈聊天
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她说你没有舞伴
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所以我把考试改期了
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放弃了校内夺旗橄榄球锦标赛
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直接从圣母大学开到这儿
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因为我不能让Sue Heck
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去不成她的毕业舞会
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Sean 那真的太暖了
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太暖了
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但是和我一起工作的人邀请我去舞会
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我答应了!
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好吧
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没关系 我再开回去就好了
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我可能会停一下找我妈聊个天
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但完全没关系
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重要的是
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你要和其他人去舞会了
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真的非常抱歉...
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没事 我是Donahue家的人
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我会微笑面对 因为我一直这样
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再一次 真的抱歉
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太抱歉了
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很暖 但是抱歉
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妈!
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太危险了
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对你来说太危险了
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我没事!
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正式的... 我们成功了
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我们卖掉了所有的烧烤酱
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没错
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这是我们的标语 怀旧啊
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我们还有个说好老鼠的
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但是现在用不了
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他们为什么在滑雪了?
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倒回去吧
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要摆放在视线高度的位置
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选个好位置
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我要把这些瓶子转过去
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这样人们就读不到标签了
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你现在懂了 Brick
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你们在做什么?
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你好 我是Axl Heck
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我们有最棒的烧烤酱
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我们选择了朴素的Hoosier
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作为销售我们
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Heck兄弟怀旧烧烤酱的旗舰店
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我们在跳蚤市场卖出了11罐
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你懂的它有多好了吧
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我不知道你们觉得自己在做什么
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但是货品摆放到货架上
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是有流程的
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你们的产品经过
美国食品药品管理局认证了吗?
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抱歉 我们以为这是美国
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千真万确
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Clark请到2号柜台
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Clark请到2号柜台
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又黏住了
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打包走人 小伙子
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你好 先生
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你是要买烧烤酱吗?
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是的 但是选择太多了
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我来告诉你吧
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我尝过最好吃的烧烤酱是这一款
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Heck兄弟怀旧烧烤酱
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我确实很中意家族生意
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但是我注意到其他都是
经美国食品药品管理局检验了的
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他们确实经美国食品药品管理局检验了
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但像我这种人
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希望政府离我的烧烤酱远点
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因为一旦他们介入 就变味了
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那对我来说确实很重要
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我要买两瓶
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等下 女士
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这个不在收银台付款
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是怀旧风 在这里付款
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我要去舞会了
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我在想你能不能替我的班
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你什么时候被炒的?
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抱歉
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我也觉得口号有点土
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但是你签了土豆誓言啊
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我们没有芥末了
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我会记在清单上的
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把果脆圈也记上
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他们不在我的烧烤配料里
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我知道 但是我喜欢 学校也没了
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太好了 你回来了
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我做了个表格记录看到哪了
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这样就不用从头看了
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或者我们就别看电影了吧
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Mike 这是约会之夜啊
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我觉得我们为此太辛苦了
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我们结婚不就是为了
不需要如此辛苦的吗?
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我们知道约会之夜的目标是什么
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我们直奔主题之后愉快的睡觉吧
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Mike 那太不浪漫了
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完成表格
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我们就能知道电影看到哪了
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Becca 你病得有多重?
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听着 你们现在就要出门
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因为Brick和我需要去商店买点东西
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10瓶番茄酱 3包小精灵
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一罐花生酱 最好含乳脂的
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不想打断你 Heck兄弟
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你们可以自己去买物资
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你对我们的事也太不支持了
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这是个绝对可靠的商业模式
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我们赚的都是纯利润
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纯利润是因为你们用的是
我们的材料和我们的罐子
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一旦你们两个小丑
开始为自己的物资买单
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你们就是知道
开展自己的生意有多难了
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好吧 我们不用罐子了
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我们用密封袋 我们是绿色企业
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人们会再次填满它们
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还有什么反对意见吗?
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求你了! 你是我最后的希望!
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我没人可以打电话了!
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拜托!
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你以后哪天去戒毒所都行
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好了 差不多要关门了
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我们迟到不少
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但还是有大把时间可以跳舞
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我要去后面换裙子了
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这样我们就可以在9点准时离开
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计划不错
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太感谢你了
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我只想说 没想到
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你穿上衣服更好看
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有人扔给你刀的话 要接住手柄
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我说过会伤到你弟弟的吧?
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我在试着帮助他
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他需要切洋葱
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但他跟我说他记不得
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我们烧烤酱的食谱了
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对不起 我是第一次
在创意领域里施展拳脚
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我只是跟着感觉走的
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我是个营销专家
我能处理这个情况的
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自制的每次尝起来味道都不一样
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Brick 记下来
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Axl 你在这上浪费太多时间了
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你就没有学校作业吗?
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我怎么知道? 我一直没去上课
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啥?
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老爸 这比课堂重要多了
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某种意义上来说
一个人要学他需要知道的所有事
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而课程只会阻碍他
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事实上
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我可能在秋季不会回去上学了
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你要远早于秋季
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回学校
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明天就回去
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想想那些早早退学
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然后成功创业了的人
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Mark Zuckerberg...
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Bill Gates还有Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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在改变世界的计算机
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和一包烧烤酱之间
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还是有蛮多共同点的啊
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我们已经卖出了20罐了
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如果那都不是我应该辍学的标志的话
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我不知道什么该算了
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把这个当成什么都不会发生的信号吧
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什么...
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Heck兄弟结束了
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如果Paul Newman有你这样的爸爸
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他永远都不会发明出色拉酱的
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没人会知道他是谁
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梦想杀手!
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谢谢你的帮忙
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你真的节省了我们很多时间
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不客气
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我准备好了!
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你看起来真美
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谢谢
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你看起来也很美
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我们可以走了?
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我想去那给你拍张照
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我是说 我们
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- 我要把所有的东西都关掉
- 好的
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这个一直有问题
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不
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不
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不!
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不 离远点!
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你太美了! 我不想弄脏你
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我去拿个桶
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好 不!
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你在逗我吗?!
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快停下来
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你知道么 有1000本教你
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如何与孩子相处的书
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但是却没有书教你如何应对父母
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有道理
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别管烧烤酱了 这是我们下个项目
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- 真的?
- 是啊 你喜欢书
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你搞定内容 我搞定封面
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"如何与问题父母相处" Heck兄弟著
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"第1章... 与梦想杀手生活"
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"第2章... 与唠叨生活"
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- 是老妈
- 对
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"第3章... 与唠叨和梦想杀手生活"
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两个人
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我不敢相信!
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你对我太好了
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你提出带我去舞会
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租了件燕尾服 而现在...
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对不起
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我玩的很高兴
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还是比清理一个愤怒修女的衣服好太多了
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或许我们注定
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舞会没好运
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2连败
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未必
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有喷泉 有舞池
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你想跳舞吗?
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不
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我都... 你...
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你不需要为了我那么做
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Sue 你还是没懂吗?
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为什么我每天都要来Spudsy's?
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你知道在我吃了那些土豆之后
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要多努力才能保持这样吗?
479
00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:54,900
我吃只是为了能跟你说话
480
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,540
我喜欢你 Sue
481
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真的吗?
482
00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:09,520
谁需要舞会?
483
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,220
确实
484
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,650
虽然我很想照张相
485
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那都不是事儿
486
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说茄子
487
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很可爱
488
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你知道他们的问题在哪吗?
489
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:54,060
他们把这些电影拍得太长了
490
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,100
我告诉你... 我们可以看电视的
491
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,130
半小时喜剧... 这才是正确的
492
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不 真正的问题是
493
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:02,000
我们试图在家里约会
494
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,240
你是对的 我们应该早点知道的
495
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,510
这里没什么乐趣
496
00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:08,110
我们要出去 来个真正的约会之夜
497
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挪开! 立马挪开!
498
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The Middle/左右不逢源
第六季 第22集
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