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姑娘们 动作快点!
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呃 不好意思
我们的小训练是不是特招您烦呐?
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赶紧滚上场去!
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开始吧 争球!
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你最近心不在焉的 Brett
我做错什么了?
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如果是 我希望你能坦诚点
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- Ashley 其实...
- 无论什么事 我俩都能解决之
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但我们得先沟通啊
我要你告诉我一切
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Ashley 其实我只是
...太爱你了!
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...这把我吓坏了
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嘿哥们
你想听听啥特离谱的事儿吗?
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还记着我前些天穿得
Molly Hatchet的T恤嘛?
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{\a5}[71年成立的
南方摇滚乐队]
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就上面印着 一侩子手举着把血斧头
脚下踩着颗断头 的那件
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- 记得 那件T恤是我的
- 是啊 然后我妈...
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她逼我们每个星期都去教堂嘛
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我们还得正装出席
我就穿这件去了
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那个傻逼神父说我不能进去
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你可不能穿那玩意儿去教堂啊 老兄
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为什么不能? 那是教堂啊
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那地方不就是专门用来宽恕凡人的嘛
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你恨我的T恤
那就宽恕我 让我进去忏悔啊
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嘿 我信仰上帝的 我见过他
而且感受到了他的神力
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他是Led Zeppelin的鼓手
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{\a7}[齐柏林飞艇
重金属乐队先驱]
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他的名字是
John Bonham!!!
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{\a7}[摇滚史上
最伟大的鼓手]
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呐呐呐
看着 看着
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嘿 Lisa 你点的"挠痒痒"上菜了
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{\a6}[模仿Bill Murray早年在SNL中
扮演Todd的经典段子]
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这真是一灰姑娘奇迹
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昔日的高尔夫球场园丁
他孤注一掷啊!
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球进洞了! 进洞了!
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{\a6}[模仿Bill Murray早年电影
Caddyshack中经典桥段]
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Sam Weir
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你真就那么喜欢Bill Murray啊?
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是啊 他很棒的
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Bill Murray烂透了
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- 才没呢 他很酷
- 哦哟是吗? 他是谁啊 你男朋友?
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Sam小娘们儿
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有种打我呀 怪胎
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别烦我 Alan
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对不起了 我听不懂书呆语
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我一直想体验下
和小女生打架是啥感觉
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我就是女生
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想试试和我打架是啥感觉吗?
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呵 Weir姐要保护小弟弟了?
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我不是保护他
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就是想弄清楚你为什么
挑个体重还没100磅的家伙单挑
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当心点 Alan
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我觉得她大麻磕高了
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是呀 我指不定就对着你发疯了
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要试试嘛?
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你死定了 知道吗?
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只要你的疯姐姐不在身边
我就狠狠揍你一顿
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知道吗? 你没必要做这些的
我自己能对付
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噢 我知道啊
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而且 我有103磅呢!
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对不起
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神呐 我恨高中
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* I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation *
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* livin' in the past,
it's a new generation *
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* go and do what you want to do *
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* and that's what I'm gonna go *
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* and I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation *
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* oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no *
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* not me *
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* whah! no! *
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* no, no, no,
no, no, no, no *
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* yeah me *
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* me me me me me *
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* I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation *
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* I've never been afraid
of any deviation *
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* and I don't really care
if you think I'm strange *
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* I ain't gonna change *
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* and I've never gonna care
'bout my bad reputation *
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* not me! *
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-=Itchy & Scratchy二人组=-
翻译/时间轴:挠 校对:xuxu
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怪胎与书呆 第一季 第1集
Pilot
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知道吗 我今天在Farmer Jack超市
遇到Patton太太了
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她说 她看到你抽烟了
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噢 那她肯定疯了
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妈妈 你居然...
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你真的相信我开始抽烟了?
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好啦 我...呵
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我以前有一朋友 也抽烟
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你知道他现在怎样了吗?
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死了!
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你以为抽烟会让你显得很酷吗?
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那咱去把他掘尸了
看看他现在到底多酷
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爸爸 如果我开始抽烟了
肯定会告诉你的
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那敢情好 我现在一点儿也不慌了
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嘿爸爸 你知道吗?
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这周六晚上 林荫道那儿
要放映巨蟒与圣杯了
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我和Neal还有Bill打算去连看两次
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好啊
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Sam 周六晚上不是有返校舞会吗?
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是啊
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- 你去吗?
- 不去啊 我为什么要去?
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- 但 你姐姐会去啊
- 不! 我才不去呢!
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好了孩子们 上了高中不仅要学习
还得学学怎么交际啊
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这不就是高中舞会的真谛嘛
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才不是呢
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舞会是专给那帮特受欢迎的小孩
体验一把在车里做爱的机会
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- Linsay! - 嘿!
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如果这就是你想让我做的
那我很乐意去
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以前我们学校有个姑娘
她和人发生了婚前性行为
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你们知道她毕业那天怎么了吗?
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死了!
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就因为海洛因吸食过量
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爸爸 你还有活着的朋友吗?
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聪明的那些
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我肯定有不少孩子在等着
某人邀请他们去舞会呢
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哦哟 妈妈 这是我听过最荒唐的事了
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亲爱的 只要你设想下某些人参加
舞会时的开心样 就不会觉得这荒唐了
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- 我认识的人都不想去 - Lindasy
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- 爸爸 - 亲爱的
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哦 那正好
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那天晚上我要搞个半夜猎鹿疯狂购呢
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你可以过来和我一起
等着那些好猎手们的到来
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自己选吧
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谢啦 Carla
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嘿 Eli 我觉得Tom需要你去抱抱
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我的哥们儿
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好了
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- 你真是个混蛋
- 怎么啦? Eli喜欢你啊 恭喜咯
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- 嗨 K先生 - Schweeber先生
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是Schweiber
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啊 骨头先生 史波克先生
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我能与你们一同
在这企业号食堂用餐吗?
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我太饿了 可以吃下三顿的量
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{\a6}[模仿星际迷航电视剧版中
William Shatner扮演的库克船长]
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我...我没看懂
模仿的是谁啊?
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John Wayne啊
(西部片之王 美国的标志)
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噢 好吧
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为什么我妈总喜欢
往我便当里塞小条子?
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太难为情了
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{\a6}* 能同你一起跳舞的女孩
是幸运的 —— 爱你的妈妈 *
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至少你妈不会直接写在便当袋上
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* 我爱你 小男子汉 —— 妈妈 *
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你们打算参加返校舞会吗?
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- 不去 - 这事儿怎么可能会发生嘛
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喔 对不起 我是不是
压扁了你的小面包哟?
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你这么做到底是为了什么呀?
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你能怎么着啊 跑去你姐那儿哭吗
Sam小屁股?
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不 我才不呢
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Kowchevski先生
Alan把我的小面包压扁了
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神啊 你太孬种了
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Alan 你就没什么比压扁Weir先生的
甜点更正经的事可干了?
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噢你不知道吧 我只是猫下腰
和他聊聊 手碰巧撑在面包上
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- 真抱歉啦 - 那你做做好人
给他买个新的好嘛?
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好啊 老师
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谢谢你 Kowchevski先生
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Sam 要我给你点建议吗?
像个男人点!
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- 你不该容忍Alan这样对你啊
- 我也没见你有啥动作啊!
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我爸叫我事不关己就别逞英雄
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如果你俩能时不时支持我点
这事儿就没那么糟了
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我姐就能罩着我 她还是一女的呢
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是啊是啊 但如果我们支持你了
Alan也会威胁我俩啊
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听着 你们必须帮帮我
不然他会一直纠缠我
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- 嗨 Daniel
- 嗨 Lindsay 你好啊
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- 去哪儿了? - 就...四处晃悠
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走吧 咱去露台那儿坐坐
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噢 吸烟露台啊
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- 嗯哼 - 好吧
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没事儿 他们又不会咬你
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好啊
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别碰我 你个邋遢鬼
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对不起嘛 你的屁股在召唤我
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嘿 Nicholas 你弄到M-80s了嘛?
(一种大型烟花)
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不知道啊哥们儿 你弄到钱了嘛?
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你们认识Lindsay吧?
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嗨
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去年我们一起上英语课的 对吧?
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你是那得了A的小妞
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是啊 ...你能拿我怎么招呗?
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我不知啊 你打算怎么招呢?
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那你们会去参加返校舞会吗?
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呵 您能再说一遍嘛?
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太好笑了 是吧?
你开玩笑呢吧
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我爸有点强迫我去的意思
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你爸强迫你去跳舞?
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天呐 这都哪儿跟哪儿啊
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你爸是谁啊? 希特勒?
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我以为你们可能会去啊
去那儿捉弄人
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这样不是挺有趣的嘛 对吧?
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我挺想去的 但我另有约会了
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我表哥给我寄了一捆致幻蘑菇
我得吃了它们
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嘿你知道的呀 他们只会放点迪斯科
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对吧? 迪斯科太傻了
我恨迪斯科
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我宁愿和Farber校长亲热
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哦哟 还没操够她啊
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闭嘴
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咋地 咋地?
哦哟 神啊 哦哟!
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我都等不及啥时偷袭你了
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死开
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看呐看呐 她想干嘛?
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Lindsay?
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Linds?
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你朋友啊... Linds?
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我马上就回来 行吗?
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行
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Millie 你在这干嘛?
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你在这干嘛呢? 这地方是怪胎们呆的
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Millie 快走
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今天是报名学术全能赛的最后期限了
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Rosso先生说你还没递交申请表
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什么? Millie 我没打算参加啊
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但... 你是咱们最棒的数学选手啊
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我们现在能不谈这事吗?
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Lindsay你怎么了呀?
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我没怎么啊 我只是今年
不想参加全能赛罢了
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好吧 但你好歹得帮咱
在舞会上卖点心吧?
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我们还想筹钱给学校买台电脑呢
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绅士们 我有个主意
听Neal说
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你应该向Han对待赫特人Jabba
那样对待Alan
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{\a6}[都是星战角色 汗索罗欠贾巴巨债
无力偿还只能用躲的]
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- 躲着他
- 难道躲他一辈子?
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躲4年就够啦
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Sam
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Cindy Sanders在那儿呢
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做梦吧 Sam
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噢 天呐
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呃喔 走过来了
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嗨 Sam 我到处找你
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这是你的外套吗?
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是
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你落在自然课教室了
我不想让它脏了 就替你收着
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谢谢你Cindy 你太好心了
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恩没事 一会儿见啦
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Sam
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你有戏了
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什么啊?
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她把你的外套带来了 就是说...
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她看到了 记住了那是你的
还捡起来 一路穿过食堂送过来
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大家可能都目睹她的一举一动了
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不知道她的舞伴定下来了吗?
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Cindy Sanders爱上你了 伙计
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你们真觉得Cindy喜欢我?
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- 拜托 外套啊
- 不可能 我们和她不是一类的
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听着 帮我一忙
四处打听下 她到底有没有舞伴
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我该问谁啊?
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好吧 明天就舞会了 她是个拉拉队员
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你看过27遍星战了 自己算算吧
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我知道 我知道
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但我爸总说最漂亮的女孩往往没人约
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因为男孩们都不敢约她们
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是吗? 那我是不是该约
Farrah Fawcett-Majors
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{\a6}[出演70 80年代经典美剧
霹雳娇娃 红极一时]
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- 嘿 那我应该约Bill的妈妈做舞伴
- 你最好别
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就四处打听下 好嘛?
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不许痴心妄想
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别挡道
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- 嗨 你要的化学卷子
- 不错 干得好
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答案呢?
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你只让我偷试卷啊
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哟 小天才你真棒
动不动脑子啊!
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怎么啦?
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我翘课了 谁有口香糖?
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我没
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哦哟 真不错
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你干嘛不擤点鼻涕在面包里
然后给我做个三明治啊?
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为什么今天每个人都盯着我不放?
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因为你是个傻子
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Kim 我有口香糖
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- 她在这干嘛? - 因为她是我们的朋友
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喔 你和她做了
这样她就答应帮你写数学作业?
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消停点吧
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- 呃 Kim 我...
- 我没和你说话 聪明人
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你就没什么考试之类事儿干吗?
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你冷静点行吗? 请了
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我做什么招你嫌的事了?
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你在这
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Kim
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我和你一样有权在这啊
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嗨 聪明人
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我在你爸的店里小偷小摸过
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你就是个想惹爹妈生气的有钱小孩
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你以为和这帮人在一起混
就能让你变酷了?
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我不知道该和你说什么
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知道吗?
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对不起
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我们做朋友吧
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嘿!
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好啦 现在我们是朋友了 商场见咯
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你到底怎么了 来月经了?
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你要和这位装腔作势的
小朋友一起鬼混
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学她装模作样
那就浪费你自己的时间去吧
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别让我看到她
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这就是为什么
我从来不带包的原因了
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我... 我得去上手工课了
只有这门课我有把握及格
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拿着 对不起哦
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难道你不用去上课吗?
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噢 我没事
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这短裤有点丑 对吗?
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没啊 你穿着挺好看的
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谢啦
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为什么你姐现在着装那么诡异啊?
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什么意思?
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我也说不清 就是
她老穿你爸的军用夹克
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我不知道
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自从我们奶奶去世以后
她就开始行为怪异了
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你死定了 Weir!
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Alan?
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干嘛?
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你这样有意义吗?
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意义?
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意义就是 你也死定了!
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"小男子汉"
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我有点希望今天没来上学
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嗨 你愿意... 呃...
你愿意作我的舞伴吗?
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呃 我愿意 但我已经和别人有约了
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所以不能和你了 抱歉
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那你愿意和我参加舞会吗?
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- Eli - 干嘛?
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-你书上有只蜜蜂 -哪儿啊?
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我帮你抓
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你怎么回事儿? 混蛋
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对不起嘛 我不是
故意让你老公心烦的
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哦是吗?
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如果他真是我老公呢?
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对你来说很好笑吗?
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我不觉得好笑啊
我觉得你俩天造地设啊
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是嘛? 也许我俩真是呢
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嘿 Eil 你愿意
和我一起参加舞会吗?
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好 好 我愿意!
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真的 我们一起 我肯定去
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好啊
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走吧 Eli
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好了 小伙子们
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告诉你们件事
因为明天就开返校舞会了
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今天我给你们休息休息
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我们能回家吗?
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Schweiber 别犯傻了成吗?
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我意思是 我们来玩点有趣的
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我要让你们...
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玩躲避球
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我的天呐!
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好了 来吧 同学们 动起来
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谁来告诉我 这哪儿有意思了?
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如果我们不躲不闪让他们打
我们就能下场了
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我们假装被打到了 没人会知道
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我觉得我们没法装
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姑娘们 快放下睫毛膏
进场来玩吧 赶紧
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打得漂亮
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我受不了了 同志们 我要离开这儿
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看呐 "小男子汉"开跑了
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只有我妈能这么叫我好嘛
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好了 轮到"小污点"Weir了
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Sam 别站我边上!
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- 我们得呆在一块儿啊
- 你疯了吗?
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嘿 小屁孩!
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哦哟上帝啊!
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Solomon 这算犯规了啊 你下场吧
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- 啥? - 好了 Schweiber 你也下场吧
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坐下吧 你个蠢货
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你没地儿躲的 Weir
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小屁孩 你别站我们这儿
那个变态就是冲你来的
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捡起球扔过来
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对 就这样
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扔得漂亮 胆小鬼
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他抓到我的球了 我出局了!
哈哈太好了!
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快跑 Sam 快跑!
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上帝啊!
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好啦 White 坐一边去
Weir 把球扔回来
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接着吧
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躲避球真是一荒唐游戏 对吧?
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你刚签订了自己的死亡授权书
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兄弟 我告诉你吧 那小妞看上你了
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- 她喜欢我? - 可不是!
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那真不错
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- Elis - 干嘛?
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那个Jimmy Carter
他是什么总统对吧?
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{\a6}[1977-1981 时任美国总统
被认为是政绩最差的总统之一]
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- 他工作可棘手了 - 对 可棘手了
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不过说实话 我有点担心他的
经济改革啊 你担心不?
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我也有点担心
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也许 也许我有点担心
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拜托 Eli 给他点时间嘛
他还推动了中东和谈呢
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- 中东 - 对啊
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中东... 东部的中心
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我打赌你肯定能当个好总统 Eli
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- 总统Eli? - 是啊
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好 总统Eli!
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总统Eli!
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你俩够了吧! 别烦他
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- 说什么呢? 我们在谈论政治啊
- 对啊 政治
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Eli 你没必要和他们多废话
他们太刻薄了
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不是的 他们是我的好兄弟
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- 对啊 - 他们是我的好兄弟
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我们是他的好兄弟 对吧 总统先生?
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他们不是的 Eli
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我把他们逗笑了 兄弟
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不是这样的啊 笑分两种
有好有坏 现在这是坏笑
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Eli 他们之所以嘲笑你
只因为你是弱智
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我不是弱智 我只是特别
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- 我只是特别 - 对 Eli 你很特别
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对不起 我知道你很特别
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- 他们对你太刻薄了 - 我不是弱智
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好
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- 你才是弱智! - 对不起
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不! 不!
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00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,540
我不是弱智! 我只是特别!
404
00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:17,980
我不想和你去舞会了!
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00:23:18,070 --> 00:23:19,510
Eli 对不起
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上帝啊
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我是刻薄的那个? 怎么判断的呀?
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00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,220
那...到底怎么回事?
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我就是...
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我想做点好事 但在这蠢学校里
什么好事都不会发生
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结果只换来 Eli摔坏了胳膊
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00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,590
我现在觉得自己是世界上最大的白痴
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不是这事
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我是说你为啥不愿参加学术全能赛啊?
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什么?
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00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:15,350
我们需要你啊 你是最好的数学选手
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00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:19,280
噢天呐 拜托别再说这话了
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00:24:21,310 --> 00:24:23,090
你家里有什么变故吗?
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没有啊
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00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:26,670
少女心事?
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不是!
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没事儿 你可以告诉我的
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我知道和指导老师交心听上去很别扭
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但我也是从孩子一路走来的啊
而且还是不久前呢
425
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:41,470
Rosso先生 我真没什么可说的
相信我吧
426
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,290
好吧
427
00:24:44,810 --> 00:24:46,710
我知道问题出在哪儿了
428
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:52,210
让我们...就以常人的方式唠唠嗑
没有压力的
429
00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:55,560
从现在起呢 我不再是
"指导老师 Rosso先生"
430
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,150
你不是了?
431
00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:01,310
对 我就是Jeff 一个关心你的朋友
432
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,290
Jeff?
433
00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:04,770
对
434
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:08,180
你也不再是"高中学生 Weir小姐"
435
00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:13,130
你是Lindsay
一个需要朋友关心的女孩
436
00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:18,030
所以 开始吧 Linds
和你的伙伴Jeff聊聊
437
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,830
Jeff...
438
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:24,040
我一辈子都没开心过
439
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:28,890
那 你至少得让人察言观色啊
440
00:25:33,970 --> 00:25:37,690
哦 是啊 有趣的问题 新生校霸
441
00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:40,880
他很明显的表达出
对新环境缺乏安全感
442
00:25:40,970 --> 00:25:43,830
如果你理性的分析下
会发现其实挺可悲的
443
00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:46,390
他其实在用自己的方式交朋友
444
00:25:46,510 --> 00:25:50,120
当然不是让你们同情他
他这种人需要打压的
445
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,260
那我们该怎么办?
446
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,540
我建议你们使用"Cressman之谜"
447
00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:56,340
这是什么鬼东西?
448
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,370
Tom Cressman 我高一的梦魇
449
00:26:00,450 --> 00:26:02,640
宗旨就是
如果你和欺负你的校霸打一架
450
00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:07,080
无论输赢
以后他们都不会来骚扰你了
451
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,600
这有用吗?
452
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,930
他打伤了我的尾骨 但效果非常显著
453
00:26:11,030 --> 00:26:12,110
他被开除了
454
00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:14,660
- 这计划绝对完美
- 这计划太拙劣了好吗?
455
00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:17,640
我才不和Alan打架呢 他又没欺负我
456
00:26:17,730 --> 00:26:21,650
我熟知他去每堂课的路线
而且我也不去那些走廊
457
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:24,990
就那么简单
像我这样从清洁工的门进出校园
458
00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:29,320
你找打啊 呆子?
459
00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:30,660
没
460
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:33,300
那等着挨打吧!
461
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:44,080
给我具体说说
那个蠢"Cressman之谜"
462
00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:49,780
* what you gonna do
when the time comes *
463
00:26:49,870 --> 00:26:55,120
* and you have to earn your way *
464
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:59,520
你...你还...你还好吗?
465
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,640
是我太逊了? 还是这个世界太逊了?
466
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,760
好吧 下课以后 我俩逃学
467
00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:09,950
逃学?
468
00:27:10,310 --> 00:27:16,950
是啊 我有东西给你看
你看完肯定情绪会好点
469
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:26,560
我觉得我们首先要做的
就是把他按倒在地
470
00:27:26,630 --> 00:27:29,720
那应该怎么让他倒地呢?
把他腿砍了?
471
00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:32,830
你们说我该不该戴护裆去打架啊?
472
00:27:32,870 --> 00:27:35,880
那是你和你造物主之间的私事儿 Bill
473
00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:48,250
嗨 呆子
474
00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:51,980
你有啥问题嘛?
475
00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:58,480
呃...没...我只是在看我一朋友
476
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:03,490
你是说 我长得像你一朋友?
477
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,990
Kim 我觉得他喜欢你
478
00:28:07,590 --> 00:28:10,430
真的吗? 你喜欢我?
479
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,880
你爱上我了?
480
00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,870
呃...我喜欢你
就像朋友间的那种喜欢
481
00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:20,410
我不这么觉得
482
00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:23,940
我觉得你喜欢我
就像喜欢我的那种喜欢
483
00:28:24,490 --> 00:28:26,890
我觉得你想吻我
484
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:28,930
你想吻我吗?
485
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,620
我不知道
486
00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:37,330
来嘛 只要小小的一吻
487
00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:40,310
我就作你女朋友
488
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,310
做梦吧 呆子
489
00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:55,940
也许我们该雇她去打Alan
490
00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:00,920
走吧
491
00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:03,300
走啊
492
00:29:06,990 --> 00:29:08,510
等等我啊 老兄
493
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,920
准备好大吃一惊吧
494
00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:22,140
进来看看吧 兄弟
495
00:29:23,310 --> 00:29:30,020
这是14只装架子鼓 8只落地鼓
4只套镲 2只铜锣
496
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,010
10只打击牛铃 4只吊镲
5只西洋小鼓
497
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,190
还有1台组装好了的轮转架鼓
498
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:40,040
所有这些都按在我
卓越的四重大鼓体上
499
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,260
再多6个部件 我的装备就比
Rush乐队的Neal Peart还多了
500
00:29:43,370 --> 00:29:44,070
耶!
501
00:29:45,330 --> 00:29:47,530
太牛了 Nick
502
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,190
那些老师...那些老师总想着
我们该有所作为 对吧?
503
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:58,590
我要说 "行啊 我会有所作为的
但你得让我选自己喜欢的"
504
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,290
对我来说 Lindsay 就是...
505
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,000
就是我的架子鼓啊
506
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:07,790
这是我的动力源泉
这是我的真实写照
507
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,840
但在我拥有这些以前 我也曾经迷茫
508
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:18,260
你明白我的意思吗?
你要寻到自己的人生目标
509
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:23,240
你得找到自己的庞大架子鼓体啊
懂吗?
510
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,770
嘿 也许我该去买支竖笛
511
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:33,060
是啊
512
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,810
如果你不想去参加舞会 可以来我家
513
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,980
一帮弹吉他的哥们儿明天也会来
514
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:45,530
我们就... 我们大概会
唱唱月之暗面或类似的
515
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:45,660
{\a6}[Pink Floyd乐队73年推出的唱片
摇滚乐迷的圣经]
516
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:50,030
- 就骗你爸说你去舞会了
- 我不能对我爸撒谎
517
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,300
真的?
518
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:55,160
是啊
519
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,560
那就告诉你爸你找到舞伴了
520
00:31:01,870 --> 00:31:04,050
我穿上件西装 咋样?
521
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,560
我来接你 和你爸聊两句客套
然后我送你去学校
522
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:13,460
我们可以进去跳一曲 再遛出来
523
00:31:13,670 --> 00:31:16,230
你这样告诉你爸 也不算撒谎啦
524
00:31:17,450 --> 00:31:18,670
你真的愿意这么做?
525
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,510
当然
526
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,900
- 你们好啊
- 你好 Jeff
527
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,490
猜猜看谁麻烦大了?
528
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:44,790
这样吧 如果你去参加学术全能赛
我就把这事儿忘了
529
00:31:45,550 --> 00:31:47,650
你强迫我当数学选手?
530
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,310
- 这太不公平了
- 世界本来就不是黑白分明的
531
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:53,700
是灰色的
532
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,210
而且参加比赛对你很有帮助啊
533
00:31:56,470 --> 00:32:00,650
Jeff 我真的不想参加
534
00:32:03,350 --> 00:32:07,800
好吧 Weir小姐
看来我得对你狠点了
535
00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:11,690
要不我就...打给你父母 让他们知道
536
00:32:11,790 --> 00:32:14,940
自己女儿已经变成了
一个爱翘课的野丫头?
537
00:32:15,030 --> 00:32:16,370
-别 -而且你知道吗?
538
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:19,550
我大概没法强迫你当数学选手
539
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:25,370
但我能强迫你
在返校舞会的点心桌旁干活
540
00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:27,650
周六晚7点见
541
00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:30,830
知道以前谁特爱翘课吗?
542
00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:32,740
Jimi Hendrix
(摇滚史上最伟大吉他手)
543
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,200
知道他后来怎样了?
544
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:37,160
死了! 被自己的呕吐物噎死了
545
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,700
爸爸 我翘的是拉丁语课
546
00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:43,740
噢是么
那我理解为什么你不想学这课了
547
00:32:43,810 --> 00:32:46,690
拉丁语只是我们语言的基石罢了
548
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,700
我唯一欣慰的是你奶奶已经去世了
听不到这事了
549
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:55,710
你没法在生活中找捷径!
550
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,020
知道谁不脚踏实地吗?
Kennedy
551
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,230
Kennedy在猪湾事件上浮躁抄近路了
552
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,330
{\a6}[61年 1400多名古巴流亡分子
在美中情局支持下登陆猪湾
试图制造内乱推翻卡斯特罗政府]
553
00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:03,960
许许多多善良的人民为此葬送了生命
554
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,330
知道还有谁不脚踏实地吗?
Janis Joplin
555
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,440
{\a6}[60年代迷幻女杰
27岁时因吸毒过量猝死]
556
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,990
爸爸!
557
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:12,970
你在说什么呢? 你一点道理都不讲
558
00:33:13,050 --> 00:33:16,270
我不就是翘了节课嘛 怎么了?
所有人都活着
559
00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:17,890
别烦我!!!
560
00:33:25,910 --> 00:33:28,120
你明白我说的吗 Sam?
561
00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:31,840
是...啊
562
00:33:31,990 --> 00:33:34,050
那就好 递下肉卷
563
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,660
呃...你介意我...
我能进来吗?
564
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:07,850
你觉得我和Neal还有Bill三人
能打败Alan吗?
565
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:13,940
就Alan一个?
那应该能
566
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,790
要是Alan和他的小喽啰?
那大概不行
567
00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:21,050
恩 我也是这样想的
568
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,950
呃... 为什么你那么自暴自弃?
569
00:34:30,170 --> 00:34:31,950
是爸爸叫你问我的?
570
00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:35,020
不是 是Millie
571
00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:37,400
就知道是她
572
00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:39,590
忘了吧
573
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,880
告诉她先管好自己的事
574
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:51,390
知道吗 虽然她叫我问你了
但不代表我就是一传声筒啊
575
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,920
Sam?
576
00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:03,610
爸爸妈妈和你说过
奶奶去世时只有我一人在场吗?
577
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,090
没
578
00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:07,900
是我
579
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,030
我下楼去自助餐厅买咖啡
580
00:35:14,050 --> 00:35:16,730
突然间奶奶就脸色惨白了
581
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:19,320
我都不知道该怎么办了
582
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:26,150
她抓着我的手说 她不想死
583
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:28,690
她看上去非常惊慌 Sam
584
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,650
所以我就问她
585
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:37,590
"你能看到上帝或者天堂
或者一道光之类的吗?"
586
00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:39,130
她说什么?
587
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:44,740
"不能 什么都看不到"
588
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,070
她一直是个好人 结果就得到这些
589
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,770
那...
590
00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:05,000
你真觉得我们能打败Alan?
591
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:13,770
是啊
592
00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:16,570
他快完蛋了
593
00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:29,170
* oh, mama, I'm in fear for my life *
594
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:36,220
* from the long arm of the law *
595
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,880
* lawman has put
an end to my runnin' *
596
00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:46,440
* and I'm so far from my home *
597
00:36:46,810 --> 00:36:50,510
* oh, mama,
I can hear you are cryin' *
598
00:36:50,670 --> 00:36:52,210
* you're so scared *
599
00:36:52,390 --> 00:36:55,940
Sam人呢? 都快3点了 Alan快来了
600
00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:58,840
我打赌他是忘拿数学书了
我肯定他会来的
601
00:36:58,930 --> 00:36:59,840
好吧
602
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,900
Colin 你是来帮我们的?
603
00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:06,110
怎么可能 我来观战的
应该会很刺激
604
00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:08,380
呃 因为我们会赢?
605
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,350
无所谓啊
606
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,560
哎 天呐 Sam在哪儿啊?
607
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,480
Sam
608
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:17,300
现在没空聊 我要去打Alan
609
00:37:21,330 --> 00:37:22,340
嗨 Sam
610
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:27,440
喔 嗨 Cindy
611
00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:30,170
Sam还没来? 都3点了
612
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,490
别让Alan击中你的压迫点
613
00:37:34,570 --> 00:37:39,650
因为如果打到了 你也毫无知觉
但3天内就会猝死
614
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,170
- 天呐 我的胃好疼
- Bill 你不会有事的
615
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:47,500
不是 是真的很疼 我觉得我该回家
616
00:37:47,550 --> 00:37:49,250
Houdini就是这么死的
617
00:37:47,550 --> 00:37:50,550
{\a6}[Harry Houdini 天才魔术师 52岁时
因盲肠破裂导致腹膜炎猝死]
618
00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:53,550
{\a6}[但有舆论称其死因是 两星期前的魔术
表演中被击打下腹部 造成知觉丧失]
619
00:37:49,890 --> 00:37:53,180
还有 必须时刻护着脸
因为如果打到鼻子
620
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:57,690
断了的鼻梁骨会冲进脑子里
脑浆就会流出来 你就死定了
621
00:37:57,730 --> 00:37:58,790
你能闭嘴吗?
622
00:37:58,850 --> 00:38:02,760
不 他是对的 打架很容易死人的
623
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,310
也许我们该把这事推迟点
624
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,160
嘿 Sam来了
625
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:09,560
Sam!
626
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:11,710
快停下! 你个痴呆
627
00:38:11,770 --> 00:38:13,010
那不是Sam 是Alan啊!
628
00:38:14,130 --> 00:38:14,590
什么?
629
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,420
你要干嘛去?
630
00:38:17,930 --> 00:38:19,600
就回家呗 你呢?
631
00:38:20,170 --> 00:38:21,950
我在为这比赛加油助威呢
632
00:38:22,810 --> 00:38:26,470
是啊 你都穿上了
633
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:32,160
你们这帮废物在我的路上干嘛呢?
634
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,990
- 没干嘛
- 我们是专程来打你的
635
00:38:34,070 --> 00:38:35,890
- Bill! - 事实啊
636
00:38:35,990 --> 00:38:37,120
是吗?
637
00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:38,550
他..开玩笑的
638
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:40,410
- 我没和你说话 蠢货!
- 呵呵
639
00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:42,930
呵呵 你笑什么笑 小平头?
640
00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:46,760
- 噢 我只是来观战的
- 真的吗? 那看好咯!
641
00:39:01,690 --> 00:39:03,440
你死定了!
642
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,710
- 我得走了 再见咯
- 好吧 再见
643
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:18,470
- Cindy? - 怎么了?
644
00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:22,290
我想知道
645
00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:27,700
呃...
646
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,950
想尝尝我的厉害吗?
看我不宰了你!
647
00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:36,520
来啊!
648
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:41,970
呃...
649
00:39:45,870 --> 00:39:48,470
你愿意和我一起参加返校舞会吗?
650
00:39:49,340 --> 00:39:52,900
我已经和Dan Lewis约好了
他两星期前就邀请我了
651
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,530
噢 没事
652
00:39:57,650 --> 00:40:02,690
我就随便问问 万一没人约你什么的
653
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,250
我真的得走了 再见吧
654
00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:11,630
要是你明天去的话
我可以和你跳一曲
655
00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:13,280
好的
656
00:40:14,850 --> 00:40:15,940
再见
657
00:40:18,490 --> 00:40:19,600
还算不错啦
658
00:40:25,730 --> 00:40:27,670
别缠着我 你个神经病!
659
00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:34,640
你们把我衣服扯破了 你们得赔我!
660
00:40:34,950 --> 00:40:37,300
你们全都死定了! 死定了!
661
00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:45,750
我鼻子被打了 但... 我还活着
662
00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:48,490
估计我的鼻梁骨没找到我的脑子
663
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,480
是啊 我的胃也不疼了
664
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:52,600
我胃疼
665
00:40:54,630 --> 00:40:55,630
你们刚看到了吗?
666
00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:59,170
我狠狠地奚落他了 他都吓坏了
667
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,240
你们有没看到我抓着他胳膊
把他彻底压制在地
668
00:41:03,470 --> 00:41:04,880
我抓着他的鞋了
669
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:09,310
等等
670
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:12,410
你们和Alan打过了?
671
00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:14,570
没啊 我们被车撞了
672
00:41:14,660 --> 00:41:18,560
听着 真抱歉 我刚和Cindy聊天了
673
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,380
你们真的站出来维护我了
674
00:41:21,470 --> 00:41:25,200
你该看看他的模样
我们扯破了他的衣服
675
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,830
那她说啥了?
676
00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:28,410
她已经有约了
677
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,360
不过她说可以和我跳一曲
678
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:31,940
那你会去咯?
679
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,390
是啊
680
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:38,960
- 你得跳慢舞 - 恩 必须得慢点儿
681
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,330
谢谢你们了 下次我肯定不迟到
682
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,490
神呐 我可不希望再有下次了
683
00:41:54,500 --> 00:42:02,400
* I'm sailing away *
684
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,320
* set an open course *
685
00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:08,530
* for the virgin sea *
686
00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:15,250
听着 我知道你不高兴干这个
但也别让我太难堪啊
687
00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:19,090
如果你人生中最糟的事
是某人强迫你跳舞
688
00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:21,980
那你这人生也太美好了吧
689
00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:25,910
* that's ahead of me *
690
00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:31,320
* on board, I'm a captain *
691
00:42:31,410 --> 00:42:35,370
* so climb aboard *
692
00:42:35,530 --> 00:42:39,280
* we'll search for tomorrow *
693
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:42,250
* on every shore *
694
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:44,840
* and I'll try *
695
00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:49,970
* oh, Lord, I'll try *
696
00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:58,750
* to carry on *
697
00:43:13,410 --> 00:43:16,130
- 嗨 Cindy
- 嗨 Sam
698
00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:20,040
我想说 呃...
699
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:23,760
你说过要和我跳一曲
700
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,130
我们能现在跳吗?
701
00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:31,130
当然 你不忙的话?
702
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:33,480
我不忙
703
00:43:35,210 --> 00:43:38,540
* and the dreams we had *
704
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,680
* we lived happily forever *
705
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:48,150
* so the story goes *
706
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,950
* but somehow we missed out *
707
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,060
* on the pot of gold *
708
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,520
* but we'll try *
709
00:43:57,580 --> 00:44:02,350
* best that we can *
710
00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:08,740
* to carry on *
711
00:44:13,410 --> 00:44:14,850
跳啊 Sam
712
00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:24,180
* a gathering of angels *
713
00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:27,470
* appeared above my head *
714
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,780
* they sang to me
this song of hope *
715
00:44:30,870 --> 00:44:33,510
* and this is what they said *
716
00:44:33,550 --> 00:44:34,350
* they said *
717
00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:37,200
* come sail away *
718
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,910
* come sail away with me, lads *
719
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:43,790
* come sail away *
720
00:44:43,850 --> 00:44:47,240
* come sail away with me *
721
00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:53,480
你在想什么呢 Lindsay?
722
00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:56,850
我想 我该去和Eli跳舞
723
00:44:57,590 --> 00:44:59,100
我一会儿就回来 Jeff
724
00:44:59,210 --> 00:45:03,900
Linds? 你还是叫我Rosso先生吧
725
00:45:38,070 --> 00:45:41,550
* I thought that they were angels *
726
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:44,590
* but to my surprise *
727
00:45:44,650 --> 00:45:47,910
* climbed aboard their starship *
728
00:45:47,990 --> 00:45:51,230
* we headed for the skies *
729
00:45:51,330 --> 00:45:55,240
* come sail away *
730
00:45:55,310 --> 00:45:58,510
他俩真是天生一对啊 瞧那火花
731
00:45:59,110 --> 00:46:00,110
闭嘴!
732
00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:01,370
我干嘛了?
733
00:46:04,090 --> 00:46:07,110
* come sail away *
734
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,230
* come sail away with me *
735
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:26,150
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00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:31,920
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