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青春期一般从11-14岁开始
此时身体内发生巨大的荷尔蒙转变
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这些转变的发生是由
被称为脑垂体的腺体控制的
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脑垂体向全身发出化学信号
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最显著的结果即身高
及生殖部位的毛发增长
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嘿! 收声!
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你们觉得很好笑?
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有种再试试
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好了
呃 这是女性生殖系统
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子宫主要由两部分组成...
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这什么鬼东西?
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你们觉得她是单身吗?
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看着像外太空来的
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闭嘴!
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Weir!
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你要发言吗?
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没有 老师
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等你因为保健课不认真听讲得了淋病
是不是也觉得挺好笑的?
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不
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我也这么认为
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子宫颈是一条内部贯穿连向
子宫腔上端的管道
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Sigouney Weaver在异形里
杀的不就是这玩意嘛?
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安静!
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怀孕期间...
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还记得它从一男人的胃里崩出来吗?
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不是啊 白痴
明明是从胸口崩出来的
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闭嘴
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好吧 Weir!
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既然你什么都懂 知道不
我有个好主意
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要不我闭上大嘴巴
你上来给大家讲课
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对不起
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我说 上来!
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上来! 快点
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噢 呃 请问?
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爱爱博士
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能指给我看看卵巢在哪儿吗?
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- 卵巢? - 卵巢
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错啦
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呃 子宫颈?
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子宫颈
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子宫颈
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子宫颈说 错啦
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好了 Pachoski 你想上去帮他吗?
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阴道 Weir 阴...
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很简单 很简单
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最基本的知识 是男人都知道
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来吧 指出来
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我...我不知道
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好吧 Weir先生
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与其在课堂上大声喧哗
还不如认真听讲 这样人生才会不同
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好嘛? 坐下吧 爱爱博士
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爱爱博士
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至少我没长头虱
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-=Itchy & Scratchy二人组=-
翻译/时间轴:挠 校对:xuxu
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* I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation *
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* livin' in the past,
it's a new generation *
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* go and do what you want to do *
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* and that's what I'm gonna go *
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* and I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation *
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* oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no *
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* not me *
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* whah! no! *
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* no, no, no,
no, no, no, no *
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* yeah me *
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* me me me me me *
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* I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation *
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* I've never been afraid
of any deviation *
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* and I don't really care
if you think I'm strange *
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* I ain't gonna change *
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* and I've never gonna care
'bout my bad reputation *
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* not me! *
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谢谢你啦 Theresa 蛋糕真好吃!
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嗨 周六比赛加油哦 Eddie
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Jennifer 我听说你最近表现很出色啊
英语系那儿传来的消息
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继续保持哦
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嗨 Brad
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好久没见到你了嘛
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有空来我办公室坐坐嘛 咱唠下嗑
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必须地 Rosso先生
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"爱你! 哥们!"
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走着 Kirby
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Desario先生
是时候来上你最心爱的课了
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怪胎与书呆 第一季 第5集
Tests and Breasts
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好了 同学们 可以安静了
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快点 上课了
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轮到我了 不是你们
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嘿 话唠Cathy 你在家也爱坐桌上?
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再提醒一次 明天考试的时间
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是明天!
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呃 Kowchevski?
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Desario
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我们上星期不是刚考过试吗?
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想说啥?
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这星期教的那些个破玩意儿
也够考一场试啊?
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好了 同学们 在数学领域
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每周你们都学到些新的东西
用以填充旧的知识架构
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这就像一辆公交
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如果你一直错过公交
那就永远都赶不上了
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但...呃...
我不坐公交啊 老师
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是呀 那就再挂科一回呗 Desario
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然后明年再回到这里
和我一起坐公交吧
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...所以那家伙抬头看着她
然后他说
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"那你觉得我怎么按门铃的?"
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朋友 你太淫荡了
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我听不懂
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有什么好懂的?
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体育生根本不懂怎么说笑话
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你听懂了?
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我不喜欢笑话 我觉得一点不好笑
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我是说 如果我们听懂了
就会觉得好笑啊
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他们笑得很厉害呢
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相信我 他们是白痴
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这一点不好笑
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嗨 Sam
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噢
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嗨 Cindy
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你好吗?
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很好 你呢?
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呃 非常好
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你会参加肌肉萎缩症嘉年华吗?
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我是负责冰激凌摊位的
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是啊 我听说了
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嘿 爱爱博士
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嘿 我找不到我女朋友的子宫颈
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您能帮帮我吗?
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呃 这唱得是哪出戏啊?
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噢 就是个...
内部笑话
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对了 如果你的冰激凌摊还需要志愿者
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我随时有空
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谢谢 不过我们已经有Betsy帮忙了
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但你一定要来哦
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- 好 - 好吧 拜拜
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嗨 Tommy
你会参加肌肉萎缩症嘉年华吗?
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请问 爱爱博士
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您能在我小弟弟上签个名吗?
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我从我妈那儿偷了20块 对吧?
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但她以为是我哥干的
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她一下子就疯了 还用铲子敲他头
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太滑稽了
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听上去真逗
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天呐! 你个混蛋! 干嘛呢?!
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不知道
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天呐! 你是喝高了还是怎么地?
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清醒了吗? 妈的!
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对不起 放松点 成吗?
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这样你喜欢不?
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这下我得一整天
衬衫上沾着汽水到处晃悠了
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- 知道吗? 多谢了
- 不客气 不客气
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我经常有这种诡异的冲动
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我该去道个歉啥的
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- 嘿 - 嘿
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你还好吧?
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挺好啊
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Kowchevski说 如果我明天考试挂科
明年还得重修代数
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那你觉得自己会挂吗?
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当然 我肯定会挂啊
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你学代数吗?
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呃 不 我去年学过了
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我现在学三角函数
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那你肯定学了不少吧
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数学没你想象的那么难
其实就是些基本公式和捷径
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- 然后再插入数字... - 捷径?
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就像...花招?
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也可以这么说啦
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只要你想学 一定能学好
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哦是呀 我懂的
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只要我学了 就一定能过
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我又不是一开公交的
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但就是 你懂吗 我不敢兴趣啊
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太没劲了
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但你真的想
再上一遍Kowchevski的课吗?
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鬼才想
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还情愿去坐牢
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那 我可以帮你补习啊
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应该挺有意思的
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然后那家伙说
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"那你觉得我是怎么按门铃的?"
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看来真的很好笑嘛
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到底什么意思啊?
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你们太年轻了
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你也就比我们大一岁啊
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对啊 Harris 到底什么意思嘛?
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他其实也没听懂
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喔 我听懂了
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那告诉我们呀
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不行
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为什么?
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那样你们就知道了呀
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我们不就是想知道嘛?
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你们得自己摸索
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所以我们才来问你啊
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我就说吧 他没听懂
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如果我不懂
Judith还会伴随左右吗?
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Harris 你真坏
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爱情就像作业
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想得A必须认真学
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然后那家伙说
"那你觉得我是怎么按门铃的?"
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你们懂吗?
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我不懂
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爸爸?
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不懂
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知道谁最好笑吗?
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那个Red Buttons(美国喜剧演员
出演樱花恋并获奥斯卡)
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这时候还能有谁啊?
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哦 是Daniel 他是我学校里的朋友
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我来开
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天黑了都 你还是个...姑娘
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嗨 Lindsay是住这儿吗?
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对啊
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好吧 那...你打算怎么补?
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不知道啊 我从没补习过
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好吧 那课本里...
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你带课本了吗?
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没
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我是不是该带啊?
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对啊
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哎...
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已经搞糟了
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没啊 没事的
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我去年的课本还留着
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噢 太好了
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练习册也还留着呢 很有用的
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一谈到学习 我就想打盹
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嘿 等等 你在干嘛呢?
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啥?
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不能在这抽烟啊
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我是说...我不介意
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但我父母挺烦的
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那好吧 抱...抱歉
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我有主意了
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我去外面把这根抽完
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等我回来了
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再来猛攻你的那些小花招
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在那儿干嘛呢?
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呃 呣...
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没干嘛
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没干嘛?
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这啥呀?
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给我瞧瞧
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这种书老让我想到
人肚子里那些破烂儿
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你看这干嘛?
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我在上Fredricks先生的性教育课
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他在全班面前难为我了
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就因为我对这种东西不开窍
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恩 我明白这种感觉
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真的?
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知道吗 看这种书你啥都学不到
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学不到?
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对
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我教你怎么做
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明天我来学校找你
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帮你入门
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用啥入啊?
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别多想了 很潇洒的
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那...我们再试试下一题
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这种题目应该怎么解决?
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用二次公式?
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正确!
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二次公式是什么?
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x=...
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-b
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正负
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平方根...
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Lindsay...
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你说你会教我花招
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我以为你是指 真的花招
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什么意思啊 变戏法?
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呃 差不多吧
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现在你基本上就是在教我数学啊
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对啊 但这些你必须弄懂啊
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我知道 但我学不了那么多啊
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明天就考了啊
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没戏了
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我...我不知道还能做什么
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我没事的
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真的?
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对
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嘿 抱歉耽误你时间了
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没 怎么会呢
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好吧
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哦 要出去晃悠吗?
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我大概没法出去
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今天不是周末 而且我父母...
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你确定你能行吗?
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恩 我行
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祝你好运
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明天见
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浩克随随便便
就能把怪形揍扁
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吹牛! 怪形肯定能撂倒浩克
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就算浩克打败了怪形
只要等他一变回Bill Bixby
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- 再猛击两拳 完事儿了
- 你说的在理唉
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{\a6}[The Thing 82年经典恐怖片中不明生物]
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{\a6}[78年的电视版中 Bill Bixby扮演
浩克变形前的科学家Bruce Banner]
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嗨 Weir 过来
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我有你可能会感兴趣的东西
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拿去看吧 不过别弄丢了
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好
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记得还给我
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- 好吧 - 好
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喂喂喂
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别在这儿打开啊 伙计
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我也不想它被没收了 懂我意思吗?
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好吧
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没收?
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快点 走吧
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嘿 蠢蛋
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帮我一忙
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过来
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我要进教室拿点东西
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如果你看到Kowchevski过来了
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就敲敲门 明白吗?
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别坏事儿啊 注意点
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我注意着呢 老大
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干嘛打我脸
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随便吧
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我几秒钟就出来
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嗨 Nick 你好吗?
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嗨 好呀 Sara?
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你听说了吗 Danielle和我打算在
歌舞赛上唱super trouper?(Abba名曲)
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- 哦 是吗
- 是呀 我们还准备穿得像Abba
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- Abba 是吧? - 嗯哼
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他们是...瑞士的 对吧?
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不是 他们瑞典的
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你干嘛呢?
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我...我在...模仿Abba
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过会儿聊哦
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好吧
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呃 过会儿聊
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我觉得我手腕上长疣了
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上帝啊 这代数考试也太难了
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啥语言啊究竟?
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你知道怎么除疣吗?
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嘿 我在思考正事呢!
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对不起嘛
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看着像电影或啥的
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我看看 我看看
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上帝啊!
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是个裸女
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她在干嘛?
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管她在干嘛呢 她正裸着呢
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啊 这是黄色电影啊!
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就是...黄片吗?
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噢! 哟!
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还给我
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我该拿这黄片怎么招啊?
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你看了它...
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一遍又一遍
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呃哟 只有变态才看黄片 对吧?
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那美利坚就是变态男国了
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那个笑话的真谛就在这片里
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那我怎么看啊? 我又没放映机
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我有啊 给我吧
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今天放学后 我们回我家
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然后把这电影从头到尾看一遍
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同意吗?
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好
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嗨
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我抓到考卷了
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等等 什么?
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我从Kowchevski的办公室偷了考卷
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他一点也不知道
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我需要你帮忙 题目我不会做
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我不能
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你能的
这些题目对你来说简单的要死
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不 我是说...
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我不该
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为什么?
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别担心
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我不会每次考数学都来找你帮忙
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我保证
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先这题...
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听着 我不是保守哦 但...
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要不我去和Kowchevski谈谈?
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什么? 为啥?
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我求他延期考试吧
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他以前就为我延期了 他挺喜欢我的
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我告诉他 我在帮你补习
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这样你就能掌握窍门了
只是需要多点时间罢了
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咱现在把这卷子填满
不是更简单吗?
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我去和他谈谈 好嘛?
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休想 我才不会为他个蠢货延期呢
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但 Kowchevski先生 我昨晚
和他一起学习了 他很好学的
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Daniel是那种需要更多关心的学生
你懂吗?
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不
Daniel是那种需要赶紧消灭的学生
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什么?
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听着 他浪费了我的时间
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浪费了上课的时间
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现在 又浪费了你的时间
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呃 没啊 他没浪费任何人的时间
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我是说...
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别这样啊
你的工作不就是教会他吗?
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Lindsay...
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我知道Daniel
睡眼惺忪一头油发挺可爱的
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00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:30,420
但他是个废物
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废物拖垮赢家
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你是个聪明姑娘呀
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别被荷尔蒙冲昏头呀
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打扰了
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考卷呢?
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我兜里
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咱们走
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0.74乘以23 括号括起来
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x=19y
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y=8
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你脑袋里装了什么
居然连这也算得出
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你就像Brainiac(DC漫画旗下的反派人物
智慧凌驾于一切之上的类人机器)
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谢谢夸奖
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00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:14,370
我都等不及想看Kowchevski
把卷子发给我时脸上的表情了
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肯定气炸了
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是啊 但Daniel
这事儿还没完 对吧?
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00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,150
我还是会帮你补习
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这样你以后就不用偷考卷了
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当然 我懂
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我将变身手握宝物之人
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算盘?
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00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:31,990
对啊
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00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,240
7y4x=9...
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振作点 同学们
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只是小测验 又不是死刑
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只要你准备了 就没啥好担心
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Lindsay
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恭喜
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结果你朋友Daniel
压根不需要延期啊
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他代数考试得了A啊
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是呀 我说过我帮他补习了嘛
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那你帮他作弊了没?
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没
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00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:37,950
我收到匿名信 说你帮忙作弊了
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呃 我没
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我没作弊
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我觉得你作了
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明天就把这事解决了
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00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,480
你麻烦大了 小姑娘
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- 你怎么和Kowchevski先生聊天了?
- 哈?
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00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:56,180
- 你又打算加入数奥队了? - 不!
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00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,100
哟 恕我多嘴
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00:22:07,330 --> 00:22:08,370
有爆米花吗?
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00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:09,820
Bill 这是黄片
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看黄片时 不吃爆米花
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能快点吗?
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00:22:14,510 --> 00:22:16,380
是呀 有这时间咱都能自己拍一部了
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00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,160
难不成你想让放映机把电影弄坏了
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00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:19,750
到时候等着那个Daniel来追杀你?
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00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,480
因为 这样也行啊
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00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:24,770
好了
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00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,670
得啦
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00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,440
关灯
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00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:31,730
好嘞 先生
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00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,230
开始咯
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00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:42,890
哇
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00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:47,970
每晚回家都这样该多好
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哇
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他身材不错
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天啊
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这太...
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怪了
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哇 这男人的工作是全世界最爽的
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嘿 你们说有没有
那种侏儒黄片男星啊?
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00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,420
我死定了
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你和Kowchevski说啥了?
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啥都没说
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你对他承认我们作弊了?
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当然没
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但他肯定看出来了
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那就没什么大不了的
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匿名信?
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纯粹唬人的
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上车
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只要我们不...不承认
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他们就拿咱没辙
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00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:13,610
你还想赖账啊?
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当然咯
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Daniel 我不...
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听着 Lindsay
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你特在行数学 我特在行这事
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只要发生这事 尽管赖账就成
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但我撒不来谎
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Lindasy
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我能把你扯进这事
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我也能把你扯出这事
481
00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:38,780
但你得信任我
482
00:24:39,470 --> 00:24:41,040
咱一条船上的
483
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,120
要再重看一遍吗?
484
00:24:49,650 --> 00:24:50,660
我要回家
485
00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:59,220
我们会因为这事儿下地狱吗?
486
00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:04,010
我不想下地狱
487
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,350
Sam
488
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:13,980
你都没怎么吃皇家鸡饭啊 不饿吗?
489
00:25:15,570 --> 00:25:16,410
啊?
490
00:25:17,670 --> 00:25:18,980
哦 不
491
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:23,800
我在Neal家吃了很多点心
492
00:25:24,530 --> 00:25:25,930
放学以后
493
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,450
我能先回房吗?
494
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:33,830
好吧
但我们甜点吃巧克力椰子糕哦
495
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,020
呃
496
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,510
晚点再说吧
497
00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:39,080
好吧 甜心
498
00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:42,120
当然
499
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:45,290
- 青春期啊 - 我完全明白 好的 再见
500
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:48,820
我们都经历过 啥都不想吃
501
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:52,400
刚才Kowchevski打电话来
502
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,920
显然 我家闺女是个骗子
503
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:56,580
什么?
504
00:25:57,070 --> 00:25:59,670
她数学考试作弊了
现在就等着被停学了
505
00:25:59,770 --> 00:26:02,260
我的Sally姑妈呀 Lindsay!
506
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,330
这不是真的
507
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:07,620
你是好学生啊 为什么要作弊啊
508
00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:09,670
谁让她老和坏孩子一起混
509
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:11,490
他们就爱撒谎和欺骗 等你意识到了
510
00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:14,090
她早变成Patty Hearst了
还拿把枪指着咱脑袋
511
00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:17,580
{\a5}[70年代美报业大亨之女
19岁被绑架后失踪
数月后却成为一宗
银行劫案的嫌疑犯]
512
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:15,990
爸爸 我都说了这不是真的
513
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,280
但我不相信你
514
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:23,970
你们都不听听我的解释
就武断下结论 还冲着我吼?
515
00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:25,390
你们太残忍了
516
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:28,230
知道吗 随便你
517
00:26:28,470 --> 00:26:31,080
你爱怎么想就怎么想吧
我才不在乎呢
518
00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:32,160
随便
519
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,580
多谢你们的支持了!
520
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,020
然后那家伙对她说
521
00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:45,220
"那你觉得我是怎么按门铃的?"
522
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:49,910
太好笑了 对吧?
523
00:26:58,060 --> 00:27:00,380
Lindsay 我有话和你说
524
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,900
奥数队在传八卦...关于你的
525
00:27:06,770 --> 00:27:07,870
是吗? 说啥?
526
00:27:08,830 --> 00:27:12,350
传说你数学考试作弊了
527
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:14,220
我告诉他们这不可能
528
00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:16,550
尽管Lindsay现在不是数学选手了
529
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:19,060
但她绝不可能背叛诚信公约
530
00:27:19,450 --> 00:27:20,940
是嘛 你猜怎么招 Millie?
531
00:27:21,650 --> 00:27:23,220
我真作弊了
532
00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:24,980
我又撒谎又作弊
533
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,650
然后又撒了更多的谎
534
00:27:31,530 --> 00:27:33,350
你太逗了 Lindsay
535
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:35,880
我就知道是假的
536
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,310
昨晚的正义前锋看了没?
(80年代经典美剧)
537
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:00,450
看了
538
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:02,390
这集不错
539
00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:07,650
对啊 Boss Hogg太好笑了
540
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:11,460
还好吧 伙计们?
541
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,430
好啦 一会儿见 拜拜
542
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,580
嗨 Sam
543
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:25,510
呃 有事吗?
544
00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:29,440
哦 就是想问问你
能来冰激凌摊帮忙吗?
545
00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:31,420
Betsy嘉年华那天有事
546
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,620
呃 我那天好像也没空
547
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,420
噢 太糟了
548
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:41,450
呃 我现在有点忙
549
00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:42,700
那...
550
00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:44,260
噢 好吧
551
00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:47,650
呃 一会儿见
552
00:28:53,440 --> 00:29:01,130
Duke把Rosco Enos和Boss Hogg
都拷起来真帅哈?(都是剧中角色)
553
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,180
真的很好笑
554
00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:09,380
在下午的会议开始前
你有什么要和我说的吗?
555
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,040
只想说...
556
00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:14,180
我没作弊
557
00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:15,800
知道吗...
558
00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,710
我高中时也发生过这种事
559
00:29:20,150 --> 00:29:21,310
有时间吗?
560
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:23,040
大概吧
561
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:28,840
我很同情那孩子 Bruce Conforti
562
00:29:29,190 --> 00:29:32,390
所以生物考试上我就"帮"了他
563
00:29:33,070 --> 00:29:34,880
对 我们作弊了
564
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,070
但那之后
565
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,870
我意识到他才是被欺骗的人
566
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,870
因为他失去了宝贵的东西
567
00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:43,490
知识
568
00:29:44,010 --> 00:29:46,440
所以 有天我就告诉他
569
00:29:46,730 --> 00:29:48,200
"我不能再帮你作弊了"
570
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,820
- 然后...
- 他就发奋学习 靠自己一路得A
571
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:53,610
差不离
572
00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:56,180
他把我揍得屁滚尿流
573
00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:01,010
我说"揍得屁滚尿流"
574
00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:02,530
是真的
575
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,130
屁滚尿流
576
00:30:04,850 --> 00:30:07,260
我只帮Daniel补习
577
00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:10,690
好吧
578
00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:13,330
我相信你
579
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:22,510
嗨 Kim
580
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,060
Daniel呢?
581
00:30:24,230 --> 00:30:25,830
不知道 问倒我了
582
00:30:26,530 --> 00:30:28,460
我们放学后还得开作风大会呢
583
00:30:29,670 --> 00:30:30,740
你紧张吗?
584
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,470
知道吗 别担心
585
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,420
Daniel每次都能脱险
586
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,830
我不该内疚的 对吧?
587
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,370
Kowchevski是个混蛋
588
00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:43,700
然后我帮Daniel补习了
589
00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:45,900
他就一定能过
590
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,030
啥事儿都能解决的 对吧?
591
00:30:51,170 --> 00:30:52,060
对不起
592
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,580
你觉得你和Daniel会变成
...啥学习搭档?
593
00:30:56,650 --> 00:30:58,060
他总得学习啊
594
00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,530
不然下次考试怎么办?
595
00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:02,380
到时候再从别人那儿套答案呗
596
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,200
他惯常手段啊
597
00:31:06,550 --> 00:31:07,990
- 嗨 - 嗨
598
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,420
准备好忽悠那老家伙了吗?
599
00:31:10,810 --> 00:31:11,980
犯罪伙伴?
600
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,070
击个掌
601
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,910
嘿 哥嫩手还悬空呢
602
00:31:19,390 --> 00:31:20,440
好嘞
603
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:31,730
嗨
604
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:34,840
他们会使条子花招
605
00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:36,350
他们会把咱分开
606
00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,250
再骗你说我已经坦白了
607
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:39,370
但别信他们
608
00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,500
我永不坦白 懂吗?
609
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,070
那我得坦白
610
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,480
我不能一直撒谎
611
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:46,600
啥? 为什么?
612
00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:48,980
你当这什么呀? 游戏人间呢?
613
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,830
你已经让我作弊了
614
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,620
还让我骗了爸妈骗了Rosso先生
615
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,580
我知道 但...
616
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,090
为什么这时候装高尚了?
617
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,380
马上就能解脱了啊
618
00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:59,400
好吧 Lindsay
619
00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:00,520
我明白
620
00:32:01,030 --> 00:32:03,480
你在乎你的评分表你的报告单
621
00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:08,790
但要是被停学了
还被写进报告单里
622
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,740
那才是真的搞糟了
623
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:13,940
你在操纵我
624
00:32:14,530 --> 00:32:15,420
什么?
625
00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:17,500
你在操纵我
626
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,500
没 我没啊
627
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,600
是 你就是
628
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,750
你知道吗 我是挺难拒绝你的
629
00:32:21,830 --> 00:32:23,020
但我必须说"不"了
630
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,830
对不起了 我不能再撒谎了
631
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,080
- 我不能... - 行了
632
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,010
别撒谎
633
00:32:27,170 --> 00:32:27,860
什么?
634
00:32:27,970 --> 00:32:30,120
对嘛 咱进去告诉他们
我们都干嘛了
635
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,720
有什么差别?
636
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,150
你呢 顶多被扇记耳光
637
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,680
我呢 停学? 开除?
638
00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:38,750
这不公平 Daniel
639
00:32:39,630 --> 00:32:40,330
你这么想的?
640
00:32:40,430 --> 00:32:42,270
你以为我爱当差生啊?
641
00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:44,450
真当我乐意啊?
642
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,520
我也希望自己像你这么聪明啊
643
00:32:46,570 --> 00:32:48,730
我也希望一切都能轻松应对啊
644
00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:50,350
事与愿违
645
00:32:52,230 --> 00:32:55,230
知道吗 我六年级的时候
646
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,910
他们告诉我们等上了初中
647
00:32:57,990 --> 00:33:01,670
我们会被分成 一等 二等 三等
648
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,640
一等是聪明孩子
649
00:33:03,730 --> 00:33:05,390
二等是普通孩子
650
00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:07,910
三等是愚笨孩子
651
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,490
你觉得我是哪等?
652
00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:15,130
换做你什么感觉?
653
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,880
被告知自己愚笨...
654
00:33:18,050 --> 00:33:20,070
那时你才11岁!
655
00:33:24,050 --> 00:33:25,510
你不愚笨
656
00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:30,020
我就是想证明他错了
657
00:33:30,850 --> 00:33:32,260
哪怕一次
658
00:33:34,510 --> 00:33:36,740
即使是作弊得来的
659
00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:44,040
"如果怀孕妇女发生性行为
宝宝会被...戳到吗?"
660
00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:47,280
哦哟 土狼们!
661
00:33:47,390 --> 00:33:51,030
激动个啥劲儿啊 让我好好答疑解惑
成吗 就这一回?
662
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,610
听着 对于胎儿而言
性行为是绝对安全的
663
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,020
生出来的孩子是不会脸上长凹痕
像个高尔夫球似的
664
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,550
虽然 咱Dellage
被他爹的棍子戳眼睛了
665
00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:03,110
我开玩笑的 开玩笑的 Dellage
666
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,530
听着 明天有个突击小测验
第13章的内容
667
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,450
噢哟! 我啥都没说哦
668
00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:12,290
嘿 Sam? Sam?
669
00:34:12,490 --> 00:34:13,700
我能和你聊会儿吗?
670
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,840
去我办公室?
671
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,290
行
672
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,920
我在看这些问题的时候
673
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,080
被你的问题分心了
674
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,510
你怎么知道哪个是我的?
675
00:34:28,590 --> 00:34:31,900
我以为...我以为是匿名提问啊
676
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,800
你是唯一一个用星战笔记本的
677
00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:35,780
噢
678
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,600
你在哪儿看到这个..."活动"的?
679
00:34:40,450 --> 00:34:41,510
呃...
680
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,290
我看了一部电影
681
00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:49,410
哦 懂了 呃...
682
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,940
知道吗...
683
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,920
电影里那种...
684
00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:58,960
他们会特意突出某些事
685
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,590
但现实生活里
686
00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,870
这种事基本不会发生
687
00:35:04,790 --> 00:35:06,560
你明白我的意思吗?
688
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,640
好吧 我来告诉你真相 不说暗话
689
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:15,610
但你不能告诉任何人我们谈话内容
690
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,120
这些东西我是不能在
性教育课上教的
691
00:35:18,210 --> 00:35:20,870
我告诉你的这些
会让我惹上麻烦的
692
00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:22,100
懂了吗?
693
00:35:23,950 --> 00:35:24,900
好
694
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:26,950
说定了啊
695
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,810
呃
696
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,420
很多男人 ...不包括我
697
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:26,660
好啦 拷问完毕
698
00:36:26,870 --> 00:36:27,880
咱聊完了
699
00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:30,710
但 就...就... 我是说
700
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:33,820
那些电影...不是真的
701
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,400
好嘛? 如果是真的 我就该疯了
702
00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:37,870
对
703
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,850
呃 谢谢 Fredricks先生
704
00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:40,620
不客气
705
00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:42,580
好了 快滚 小牛仔
706
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,800
呃 我...我还有一个小问题
707
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,130
什么?
708
00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:49,420
呃 您能帮我解释一个笑话吗?
709
00:36:49,530 --> 00:36:53,250
就是有个家伙 没手没脚...
(长棍翘天)
710
00:36:58,300 --> 00:36:59,240
嘿
711
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,750
如果你想坦白 也没啥的
712
00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:04,730
随你选择
713
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,310
不 Daniel 让我们继续把慌撒圆了
714
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:10,580
好吧
715
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:15,180
等我们进去了 都交给我来 好嘛?
716
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,600
我烦透这一切了 我不在乎了
717
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,270
嗨 我们是Lindsay Weir的父母
718
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:26,580
呃 妈妈 爸爸
719
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,680
你们来干嘛?
720
00:37:28,450 --> 00:37:29,640
宝贝 我们...
721
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,740
我们为昨晚的事内疚
722
00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:36,570
你总是对我们坦诚
我们不该怀疑你
723
00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:39,620
- 没人能错怪我女儿!
- 亲爱的 嘘
724
00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:42,170
没事 我是说 都发生了呗
725
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,340
在咱们家这事儿可没完
726
00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:45,230
嘘嘘嘘嘘
727
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:48,390
得让这个Kowchevski小丑
尝尝我的能耐
728
00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:50,840
你爸把店都关了
729
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:56,160
我们得耐心点 让他们各抒己见
730
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:59,400
团队合作啊
咱还不能肯定 到底作没作弊呢
731
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,540
我肯定
732
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:01,810
那好吧
733
00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:04,640
不幸的是 一封匿名信不能算铁证
734
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,310
压根没什么信
735
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:07,710
没信啊?
736
00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:11,750
没 为让他们招供 我老使这出了
737
00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:15,550
你自己都撒谎
还想让这帮孩子坦白?
738
00:38:15,610 --> 00:38:16,950
我跟你说了吧
739
00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:20,120
Desario这种孩子
我在越南就见识过
740
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,200
他是那种最终害你丧命的小畜生
741
00:38:23,830 --> 00:38:25,500
大家都到了
742
00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:28,460
如果她说了她没帮这小伙作弊
743
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:29,420
那她就是没有!
744
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,050
她给他辅导 而且起效了
745
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,430
对 你们不能为此惩罚她
746
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:34,350
你们该付钱给她 她抢了你们饭碗
747
00:38:34,410 --> 00:38:35,990
Weir先生 呃 Harold
748
00:38:36,170 --> 00:38:40,680
我最近才发现 根本没有什么匿名信
749
00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:41,890
没信啊?
750
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,260
对 是瞎编的
751
00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:44,900
我很抱歉
752
00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:46,030
看吧 我早说了
753
00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:49,340
但我们还不能
百分百确信这俩孩子没作弊
754
00:38:49,430 --> 00:38:52,440
所以你想在没证据的前提下
惩罚我女儿
755
00:38:52,490 --> 00:38:55,330
听着 Weir先生
事态本不该这般发展
756
00:38:55,430 --> 00:38:58,260
我和Lindsay谈过
我相信她不会作弊
757
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,990
Daniel 你
考试作弊了吗?
758
00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:02,880
没
759
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,640
好吧 那我满意了
760
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:06,900
你满意了? 我不满意
761
00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:09,660
- 放弃吧 Frank
- 到底怎么回事? 我就为这事关店呐
762
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:11,300
给您造成不便我很抱歉
763
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:12,530
别别别 等一会
764
00:39:13,210 --> 00:39:14,330
我有主意了
765
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:17,320
我这有张Daniel考过的代数卷子
766
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:19,680
如果他第一题做对了
767
00:39:19,810 --> 00:39:24,950
我不但会向在座众人下跪请罪...
768
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,940
而且我辞职
769
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,410
金盆洗手
770
00:39:29,230 --> 00:39:30,900
再不教书了
771
00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:32,380
那赶紧开始吧
772
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:35,300
我已经考过一次了
你不能逼我再做一遍
773
00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:36,610
不 我能
774
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,650
来嘛 Daniel
775
00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:41,520
只剩一道题 此事便终了
776
00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,300
快 小子
777
00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:47,210
开始吧 Daniel
778
00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:55,840
好吧
779
00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:01,580
就只要用到二次公式
780
00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:08,540
看? 他会做
781
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,300
嗨 Sam
782
00:40:25,610 --> 00:40:27,070
嗨 Cindy
783
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:34,990
对不起 我午餐时表现得很...怪异
784
00:40:35,470 --> 00:40:36,840
你表现怪异过?
785
00:40:38,110 --> 00:40:39,660
呃...随便吧
786
00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:43,580
结果我又能去嘉年华了
787
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:45,180
所以 要是你...
788
00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:48,170
要是你还没找到帮手 我有空
789
00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:50,490
Jeanine已经答应来帮忙了
790
00:40:50,610 --> 00:40:51,350
好吧
791
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:53,900
嘿 多一个帮手有什么不好
792
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,220
来 拿把刷子
793
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,030
谢谢
794
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,920
那 我该几点到?
795
00:41:06,610 --> 00:41:08,440
我也说不准 好像是 中午开始
796
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,620
要不你11点来吧
797
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:10,760
上午?
798
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,120
下午?
799
00:41:15,970 --> 00:41:17,580
哟...
800
00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:23,120
他会做 没事儿
801
00:41:31,110 --> 00:41:32,190
这什么呀?
802
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,120
*齐柏林飞艇 最最最牛逼*
803
00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:37,270
这...就是Rosso先生信任的学生
804
00:41:37,510 --> 00:41:41,330
呃 齐柏林飞艇
其实是一摇滚乐队的名字
805
00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:43,350
我知道谁是齐柏林飞艇!
806
00:41:43,610 --> 00:41:46,170
到底怎么回事儿? 你耍我们呢?
807
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:48,070
- Lindsay 你骗了我们?
- 妈妈 我不想...
808
00:41:48,150 --> 00:41:50,000
你知道我今天损失多少交易额吗?
809
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,340
哎 别怪Lindsay
810
00:41:53,310 --> 00:41:54,700
不是她的错
811
00:41:56,090 --> 00:41:57,200
是我的
812
00:41:57,900 --> 00:42:00,620
她就是想帮我 没人愿意帮我
813
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,890
你以为我爱当差生啊?
814
00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:05,410
真当我乐意啊?
815
00:42:06,830 --> 00:42:07,790
我也希望自己很聪明啊
816
00:42:07,850 --> 00:42:10,700
我也希望轻松应对啊 但事与愿违
817
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,250
知道吗 我六年级的时候
818
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,280
他们告诉我们等上了初中
819
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,600
我们会被分成 一等 二等 三等
820
00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:21,710
一等是聪明孩子
821
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:23,520
二等是普通孩子
822
00:42:23,660 --> 00:42:25,640
三等是愚笨孩子
823
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,150
你觉得我是哪等?
824
00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,290
换做是你什么感觉?
825
00:42:31,390 --> 00:42:35,350
11岁时被告知自己愚笨?
826
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:42,200
换做是你 你会怎么做?
827
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:49,360
-=Itchy & Scratchy二人组=-
翻译/时间轴:挠 校对:xuxu
828
00:43:00,610 --> 00:43:01,510
冷静
829
00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:06,740
看呐 她嗨得像只风筝!
830
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,590
我女儿才没嗨呢!
831
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,130
Harold 到底怎么回事?
832
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:15,400
- 我觉得这是压力下的紧张表现
- 我不知道咋回事
833
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,130
三等!
834
00:43:20,770 --> 00:43:22,010
Lindsay 你怎么了?!
835
00:43:22,150 --> 00:43:23,970
你能...别笑了吗?
836
00:43:24,050 --> 00:43:26,940
- 都是你害的 - 我没干嘛啊 - 就是你
837
00:43:28,590 --> 00:43:30,460
我女儿进错学校了啊!
838
00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:34,410
- 我就让他做一题 他还不会
- 你说什么呢
839
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,600
她是一等孩子啊!
840
00:43:35,830 --> 00:43:38,590
怪胎与书呆 第一季 第5集
Tests and Breasts 完