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Rush "The Spirit of Radio"
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* invisible airwaves crackle with life *
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* bright antennae bristle with the energy *
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* emotional feedback on
timeless wavelength *
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* bearing a gift beyond price *
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* almost free *
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* all this machinery
making modern music *
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-=Itchy & Scratchy二人组=-
翻译/时间轴:xuxu 校对:挠
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* I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation *
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* livin' in the past,
it's a new generation *
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* go and do what you want to do *
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* and that's what I'm gonna go *
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* and I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation *
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* oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no *
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* not me *
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* whah! no! *
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* no, no, no,
no, no, no, no *
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* yeah me *
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* me me me me me *
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* I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation *
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* I've never been afraid
of any deviation *
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* and I don't really care
if you think I'm strange *
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* I ain't gonna change *
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* and I've never gonna care
'bout my bad reputation *
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* not me! *
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怪胎与书呆 第一季 第6集
I'm with the Band
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你看起来有点像我爷爷
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哦 你爷爷也这么超级酷啊
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好了 安静下来 喇叭花们
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听好了 我们这个礼拜有的要忙活了
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要开始为总统体能素质检测训练起来了
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{\a6}[肯尼迪成立的青年总统体质
委员会每年对学生进行的体能普查]
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Jimmy Carter个软虾!
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嘿 闭嘴 White
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我们先从上肢力量开始 练练爬绳
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是啊 能帮我们爬进好大学呢
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好了 伙计们 走...哦 还有件事儿
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最新政策
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从今开始每个人下课后都要洗澡
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我会检查你们的湿头发的
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就别指望能瞒过我了哦
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Weir也能和我们一起洗啊?
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因为他是个娘们儿!
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快点 姑娘们 动起来
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爬上去
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爬到横梁 就是好娃娃
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以为我是谁啊 他妈泰山啊?
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加油 Bill
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他们不能逼我们洗澡!
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这里是学校
能逼我们做任何事
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你不觉得很怪嘛
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他们...想让我们...
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脱光了
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又不是Burlesque滑稽戏 Sam
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{\a6}[20年代风靡的滑稽戏 常伴有脱衣舞表演]
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只是让我们洗澡呀
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你们在讲什么?
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别盯着我裤子看!
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干嘛要盯着? 又没料可以看
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快爬吧 神力女超人
(经典动画形象 剧中经常用金套索爬绳)
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有料的好不好
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我不会去洗的
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为什么 因为你没腋毛?
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我有的好不好
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再说了 你竟然想当众赤膊也太怪了
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嘿 Schweiber
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今天洗澡时候想不想
秀给我们看看你割了的包皮啊?
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是啊 排队来看哦
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我估计是有点怪吧
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好 那就这么定了 我们不洗
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我爬不上去了
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怎么下来啊?
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嗨 大家好
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如果你也是个来者不拒的男生女生
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那你也不会拒绝买票
看McKinley高中戏剧社团上演的...
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什么? 什么?
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俄克拉荷马!
(背景为美国西部乡村的叙事音乐剧)
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- 哦 不! - 没门
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快来吧 朋友们
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把鸭鸭鹅鹅留家里哟
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哦 一个美丽的夜晚等着你
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咦-哈!!!
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好了 2块钱一张 去售票处买
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可别错过了 很有意思的
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哇 你穿那裙子肯定好看
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谢谢
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嘿 今天想排练吗?
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- 哦 好 好 - 好? 好?
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- 恩 当然 - 好?
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哦 是你们的摇滚乐队?
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对
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我们马上要去参加"乐队大战"音乐会
赢那300块奖金!
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我猜你们肯定很厉害吧?
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我不觉得
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你们有名字吗?
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恩
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创意(Creation)
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不 我们还没名字
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拜托 我喜欢那名字
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算了 3点哦
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不行 我3点和Kim有事要做
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那3点零1分行不?
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要不3点15?
我还得去你妈那儿塞塞
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你想睡我妈?
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嗯哼
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说实话哦 我浑身臭臭的
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我是该洗个澡
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不 我们要团结!
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嘿 要是我们不洗澡
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就真的要结成团了
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懂不?
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Weir!
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姑娘们 在美容院玩得还开心不?
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是这样 Fredricks先生
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- 是因为我们想确保
- Schweiber
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我说了 每个人都要洗澡
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唔...我们连汗都没出
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不信你闻闻
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呃 这样吧 Weir
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这事儿我以后一定做 好吧
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同志们 洗澡去
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哦 我们上课会迟到的
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我有门代数考试 不骗人
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而且不能迟到啊
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...去上课吧
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去好了...不过明天你非得洗澡
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如果你不洗 别以为我不知道
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那家伙真这么喜欢逼男人洗澡啊
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可不就是
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{\a6}Cream "Sunshine of Your Love"
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* I've been waiting so long *
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* yes, I've been waiting so long *
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* I said, I've been waiting too long *
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* to be where I'm going *
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* in the sunshine of your love *
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晚安 底特律!!!
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太赞了
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宝贝 你弹琴的时候太辣了
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要是能砸了就爽了
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砸! 砸!
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你觉得呢? 很爽是吧?
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真的好狂野
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嘿嘿嘿 听着
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Lindsay想了几个特牛逼的乐队名字
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告诉他们 Lindsay
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哦 真的? 最好上口一点的
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比如 呃...
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奥数小分队
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听听看
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我觉得应该取个
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不仅能代表你们的
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而且还能代表你们想带给观众的感受
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- 所以... - 说吧
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告诉他们
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好 有一个
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指挥中心
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想得美
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为什么?
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因为听起来像什么和太空搭界的
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那又怎么样? 有什么不好的?
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- 太空烂爆了? - 对
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行 说下一个 这个你们肯定喜欢
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说吧
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好的
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混乱之子
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放屁!
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到底啥意思啊?
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我怎么没看到你们几个
使劲儿想名字呢?
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好啊 女士们 先生们
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- 你好 Andopolis先生
- 嘿 爸 -你好
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我猜演奏结束了是吧
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对不起 爸 我们刚练完
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听起来好多了 是吧?
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Nick 我能和你说几句吗?
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遵命
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我上楼等你
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女士们 先生们
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我们闪了
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嘿 我马上就好了
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恩 不过他没法马上啊
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- 我饿死了 我们去吃东西吧
- 好嘞 走吧
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嘿 你要去"得来速"窗口打工是吧?
(汽车快餐服务)
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恩 再过一小时
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好嘞 我们快到那儿吃白饭去
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你们至少买杯汽水吧
兄弟 不然我会被抓的
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你们就不能等等我?
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就在那儿见吧
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这里是"指挥中心" 请允许我们撤退!
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我等你好了
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- 真的? - 恩
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爸 我知道过了5点不该唱的
实在对不起
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哦 你要真觉得对不起
也不会一直这样了
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我就是忘记看钟了
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Nick 你真是折磨死我了
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我一直想给你好脸色...
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你这是在逼我
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我哪儿逼你了 爸
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你这就是在逼我 Nick
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我要你把鼓搬出地下室
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爸 你已经让我把鼓从车库搬出来了
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不搁地下室 你让我往哪儿放啊
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和你朋友练习
还不如练练怎么提高成绩呢
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你的18岁生日快到了
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你必须保持C+的平均分
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还记得我们的约定吧
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爸 我真的...
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我不想参军 我不适合当兵
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C+ 也不是什么高要求啊 Nick
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我已经尽力学习了
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也许我脑子不灵光咋的
但是我已经尽力了
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你还不够努力 Nick
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遵命
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爸
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我真觉得我能成为一个鼓手
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Nick
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我也真觉得自己能登上月球 但是
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你看这儿也没
陈列几块月球陨石啊 对吧?
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多谢赐教 爸爸
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你妈自己腌菜啊?
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恩
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你没事吧?
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恩
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要不你去 呃...
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要不你先去和他们碰头吧
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哦 好吧
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Nick 我忍不住偷听了
我知道自己是多管闲事
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不过我们第一次见面的时候
你可跟我说过
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打鼓是你活着的动力
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我觉得你不该因为别人的话而放弃
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你只要坚持下去 证明他们都是错的
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你真这么想的?
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当然了
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如果你相信自己 什么都能做到
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从来没人这么跟我说过
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是实话啊
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谢谢
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Lindsay
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你是唯一一个 真正懂我的人
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恩 我们可能是一类人吧
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除了...你会变成著名鼓手
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你想和我一起去找他们吗?
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好啊
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行 走吧
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我得先把这条短裤换了
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我觉得挺好看的
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大腿上没布料盖着
打起鼓来方便很多啊
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这个"地球巨蛋"看着一点不像地球啊
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小心
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完了 我要死在体育课上了
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好了 大家去洗澡 快点
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行了 做得不错 今天表现很好
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得了吧 这太没意思了 我手脏死了
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恩 我也无法拒绝一场
漫长 奢华的淋浴
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不行! 别啊
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你自己玩儿吧
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我成一人肉臭蛋了 我要入浴去了
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哦 求你了 再忍一天
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你就不能别这么娇滴滴的吗?
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眼睛闭上 立马就好
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我从了他的
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哦 谢了
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真是
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好朋友
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嘿 Sam
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你...你明天选法语课吗?
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不知道
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我考虑选德语
因为我的四分之一德国血统
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你能围条毛巾吗?
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为什么?
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因为你裸着
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Sam 我们的身体不过是副空壳
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涵盖着我们纯洁的灵魂
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别老这么拘谨了
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再见
(auf wiedersehen)
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你什么时候长胸毛了?
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啥? 我有胸...
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啊 哦 被你发现了
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游泳的时候阻力甚大吧
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那...你们真的要做 真的...
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要去洗澡?
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就是水而已
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能出什么事?
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哦 首先你可以不再闻着像我屁股
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哦 糟了 我想好要带点古龙水来的
竟然完全忘了
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锁定书呆!
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希望我还能生孩子
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得了吧 不就是被打到腹股沟了嘛
又不是子宫切除
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天呐
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Weir 你干嘛呢?
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瞧瞧这头秀发 啊?
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刚剪的造型? 这么时髦啊
而且这么 这么 干
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得了吧 真要我再说一遍啊
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衣服脱了 进去洗澡
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不
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什么?
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我说...
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我不舒服
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呵 你不舒服
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你当我新来的?
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别跟我整装病这套 得了吧
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不不不 我真的病了
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我头晕 而且...
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而且头痛
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眩晕
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好 行 去医务室吧
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谢谢
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顺路把奥斯卡也给领了 Weir
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Schweiber 穿点衣服
你跟一50岁老头似的
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嘿
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嘿 我以为你们今天练习的呢
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哦 我也不知道他们到底来不来
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他们去废车场了
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给Kim的Gremlin车捡个化油器
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得费点时间呢
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怎么了?
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没 只是...
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我觉得你们得多排练几次
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我以为你觉得我们挺好啊
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是啊 不过没好到能赢比赛啊
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谢啦 真的
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多谢了 Lindsay
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不...
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我说的实话啊 Nick
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如果你想证明给你爸看 那
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乐队得真的很出色
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不然 他就把你送去当兵了
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我知道 我知道
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你们只要再努点力
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- 你这么觉得? - 恩
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恩 我在奥数队的时候
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我们做对数题做到眼花了都
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不过有回报啊
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我们成了州冠军
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然后连着两年进了全国赛
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我不知道 Daniel不喜欢练习啊
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哦 那到底谁是乐队队长啊?
你还是Daniel?
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哦 灵的 超帅!
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- 谢谢 - 我喜欢快点的
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嘿 呃 这样啊 兄弟们
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我说...
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刚挺菜的 我们再来一次吧
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什么?
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我们再练次Sunshine of Your Love吧
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我们不是刚练了嘛 同志
干嘛还要再来次?
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因为不是...不太行啊 很乱来
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而且和唱片里的也差太多了
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我才不管唱片里的
听起来怎么样呢 成不?
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我们只按自己的来
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你还跟同一个那儿买大麻是吧?
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你说我啊?
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听着 大伙
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我就是想把歌练对一遍 行吗?
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我们怎么演就怎么对
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要想参加"乐队大战"这样就不对
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我还真鸟你个"乐队大战"呢!
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谁在乎啊?
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你说的没错 Lindsay
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什么没错?
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请赐言
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我来说吧
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就是你们根本不在乎 是吧?
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也许你们是想随便瞎混
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但我...我想让我们搞好点 不行吗
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我不想这辈子一路烂到底
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我想搞定那场试镜 可以吧
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但我们搞不定试镜 除非拼命练歌
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直到弄到完美了
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行了吧 Daniel?
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我们能把歌唱对一次不?
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求你了
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好吧?
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蠢歌唱起来
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谢谢
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嘿嘿 嘿 嘿嘿嘿!
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你们听到我敲棍了 哥们儿?
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00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:27,910
等我敲棍 行不?
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00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,080
哟 太嗨皮了
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真高兴我入了这乐队
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* I've been waiting so long *
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* to be where I'm going *
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* in the sunshine of your *
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* loooove *
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靠 真够臭的
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到家了
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不啊 嘿
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00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,250
嘿 听起来好多了
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00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:13,050
对 真的听起来好多了
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哦 是呢 Lindsay 您也同意啊?
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得了吧 Daniel
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00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:19,440
我走人了
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你真极品一个 Lindsay
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Daniel 你去哪儿啊?
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随便哪儿!
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我们要多练习 Daniel
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放屁 你才要多练呢
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00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:29,450
我们要快点从这儿滚蛋
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00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,790
我恨这首歌了 我们都唱了 6次了
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00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,030
我都不想再听了
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的确听起来好多了
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00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:36,550
谁在乎啊 大哥
401
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:39,700
我们在一个木板地下室
又不是银穹巨蛋
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00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,390
{\a6}[NFL底特律雄狮的主场球场]
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00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:43,350
知道不 你和你家洋子
把玩乐队变成上学堂了
404
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:46,080
准备干嘛 开始布置乐队作业?
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00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,420
我就是想把歌唱对 Daniel
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00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,560
- 哦 对 - 那就去参加鼓号队啊 书呆
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00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:54,310
你懂个屁 闭嘴
至少鼓号队能连着两遍演对一首歌
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00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:56,400
你丫个秃驴 Andopolis!
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摇滚不是脑子里想出来的!
410
00:20:58,710 --> 00:20:59,880
是裤裆里射出来的!
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00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:03,170
要是你有点种
可爱小裤衩 就知道了
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00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:04,710
我们走
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00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:05,580
我退了
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- 好啊! - 就是说 我也退
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行啊 都退好了
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00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:13,870
你们根本配不上"创意"!
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多谢了 Lindsay
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00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:32,070
我不懂了
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00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,420
他们有什么是我们缺的?
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好身材
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00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,140
能让他把她扛肩上
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00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:40,880
了不起死了
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00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,240
他该多用用腿
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不然得把腰闪了
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00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:47,580
我不明白
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00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:50,580
我妈说女人喜欢有幽默感的男人
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00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:53,180
你也不够幽默啊
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00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:55,480
去死吧 我超搞笑的!
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00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,130
哦 真风趣
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00:21:58,390 --> 00:22:02,090
快请他参加"好莱坞框框框"
(60年代著名的喜剧电视游戏节目)
431
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,860
我有次听到Todd Shellinger
和女生亲热的时候会把衣服脱了
432
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他这是为啥啊?
433
00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:09,740
是人为啥这样做啊?
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00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:11,320
可能想炫耀下他的胸毛
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00:22:11,890 --> 00:22:13,010
要是我就这样做
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00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:16,770
随便 笑吧
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00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,050
不过所有酷男都有一副多毛的胸膛
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00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,410
Selleck Reynolds
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00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,800
{\a6}[Tom Selleck 代表作
80年开播的夏威夷神探]
440
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,960
{\a6}[Burt Reynolds 代表作激流四勇士
曾为时尚杂志全裸上镜]
441
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Rockford
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{\a6}[74年开播的侦探剧Rockford私家侦探簿
主角Jim Rockford]
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嘿 别忘了Mork
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00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,110
{\a6}[情景喜剧Mork&Mindy中
Robin Williams饰演的外星人角色]
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他手上的毛比Sam腋窝里的还多呢
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闭嘴!
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00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:38,920
会有女生喜欢我们吗?
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00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,760
我觉得最佳策略是追那些
449
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:45,680
聪明 性感图书管理员眼镜娘
450
00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:48,200
明白不? 她甜美又娇羞
451
00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:50,620
然后她摘掉眼镜就
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- 就像辛辛那提WKRP里的Bailey
- 对
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{\a6}[78年播出的聚焦电台员工生活的情景剧
Bailey是其中一位害羞女员工]
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但是Cindy Sanders就是个
图书管理员型的
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00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:02,860
对 花花公子豪宅里的图书管理员
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00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:06,660
这根"推推糕"怎么这么难推
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- 哦 天 - 真恶心!
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哦 你真变态!
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00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,130
哦 天啊 好冷
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嘿
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其他人呢?
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不知道
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哦 有点奇怪哈?
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我是说没人在这儿呆着 不是说...
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你不知道他们去哪儿了
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我走了
467
00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:01,870
嘿 Lindsay
468
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,420
多谢你把乐队拆了
469
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:05,760
什么?
470
00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:06,680
什么?
471
00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:09,460
不是我让乐队解散的 我只是
472
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,600
觉得你们总得会唱一首歌吧
473
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:13,810
那你算承认了咯
474
00:24:14,290 --> 00:24:15,640
对 我承认...我
475
00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:19,340
天啊 我怎么能邪恶到建议你们
476
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,990
从头到尾完整演奏一首歌呢?
477
00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:27,090
老天作证Zeppelin也只会唱半首
Stairway to Heaven
478
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,740
而The Who从来不排练
Teenage Wasteland
479
00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:32,660
Baba O'Reilly
480
00:24:33,970 --> 00:24:34,550
什么?
481
00:24:39,370 --> 00:24:42,000
那首歌叫Baba O'Reilly
482
00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:44,600
在"Who's Next"那张专辑里的
483
00:24:39,370 --> 00:24:43,450
{\a6}[Teenage Wasteland是歌中
反复吟唱的一句歌词]
484
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,060
不是我把乐队拆散的
485
00:25:01,270 --> 00:25:02,840
我只是想帮Nick
486
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:04,950
Nick不需要你帮
487
00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:09,100
你怎么能这么说?
如果他不能当鼓手 就要去参军了
488
00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:10,700
什么?
489
00:25:11,350 --> 00:25:12,780
他死也做不成鼓手啊
490
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:17,060
你为什么不能让他
在被遣送前痛快玩一场?
491
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:19,690
是啊? 你听着就像他爸
492
00:25:21,070 --> 00:25:22,380
也许他爸没错呢
493
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,050
不敢相信你会这么说
494
00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:31,420
Lindsay 他可成不了下一个
Keith Moon(The Who的鼓手)
495
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:35,110
既然他还有条后路
你又何必挡道呢?
496
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,530
Daniel 有志者事竟成啊
497
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,160
行啊
498
00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:51,120
Schweiber
499
00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:52,490
到
500
00:25:53,030 --> 00:25:53,700
Trinsky
501
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,950
到了
(ich bin hier)
502
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:56,650
Weir
503
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:58,570
Weir
504
00:26:00,930 --> 00:26:01,790
有谁看到Weir人没?
505
00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:04,350
Weir!
506
00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:06,700
恩 然后那个小孩吼
507
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:10,510
"Red Rum! Red Rum!"
(闪灵里的桥段)
508
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:13,820
懂不 伙计 Red Rum反过来
就是murder!(谋杀)
509
00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:15,770
嘿 快点 又不是和女王饮茶
510
00:26:15,930 --> 00:26:17,740
现在去上课 还迟到10分钟了呢!
511
00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:18,700
快点 动起来
512
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,080
Red Rum
513
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:22,530
啊 死开吧 你个疯子!
514
00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:31,990
谁啊?
515
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,300
谁在里面?
516
00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:41,560
嘿
517
00:26:42,150 --> 00:26:44,790
脱了裤子坐上面才能拉呀!
518
00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:58,180
你今天怎么没上语文课?
519
00:27:00,470 --> 00:27:01,110
我翘了
520
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:06,040
乐队解散这事儿让我低落了
521
00:27:06,370 --> 00:27:06,880
知道不?
522
00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:08,740
恩 别沮丧了
523
00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:10,830
本来就不能算是个乐队
524
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,090
他们都是在瞎混
只有你想走职业道路的
525
00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:18,780
可我还缺个乐队不是
526
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,740
哦 也许你能加入这个啊
527
00:27:26,330 --> 00:27:27,220
说什么呢?
528
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,910
Dimension在招新鼓手?!
529
00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:35,740
对 贴在唱片行门口的
530
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:38,110
他们算是底特律最牛的乐队了
531
00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:41,790
去年我看了他们
在科博体育馆给Jethro Tull暖场
532
00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:41,790
{\a7}[英国老牌摇滚乐队]
533
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,030
Tull的风头都被他们抢了!
534
00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:44,510
哦 天啊!
535
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,880
你可以靠打鼓赚钱
就跟其他工作没两样
536
00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:49,860
哦 靠 是啊
537
00:27:50,990 --> 00:27:53,630
天 我要给他们打电话 安排试镜啊
538
00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:55,480
然后...我得练练
539
00:27:56,770 --> 00:27:57,980
还没...还没到5点是吧?
540
00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:00,000
耶!!
541
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,210
谢谢
542
00:28:07,630 --> 00:28:08,440
没关系
543
00:28:09,110 --> 00:28:11,870
我不想当众脱光光
544
00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:14,440
谁想啊?
545
00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,830
你知道我这辈子
被多少男人赤膊看过
546
00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:18,860
很多
547
00:28:19,710 --> 00:28:20,950
你以为我不别扭?
548
00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:23,510
当然 不过 我忍了
549
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,930
我只是不想让他们嘲笑我
550
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,630
哦 谁会嘲笑你啊?
551
00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:29,670
好了 听着
552
00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:31,000
这么办
553
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:34,320
你告诉他们 你为自己的身体自豪
554
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,480
他们就闭嘴了
555
00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:36,490
Sam
556
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,480
你有副美丽的身体
557
00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:42,100
是吧 Harold
558
00:28:43,870 --> 00:28:46,450
是啊 我刚不是说了他身材贼棒嘛
559
00:28:46,450 --> 00:28:48,590
其他那些男孩 可能只是嫉妒你呢
560
00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:51,280
Lindsay 告诉你弟弟他身体有多美丽
561
00:28:51,820 --> 00:28:52,980
- 妈! - 妈!
562
00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:53,890
Lindsay
563
00:28:54,450 --> 00:28:55,230
干嘛?
564
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:58,760
你妈妈叫你告诉你弟弟
他有副美丽的身体
565
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,310
这也太滑稽了
566
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,420
Lindsay 告诉他!
567
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,350
也帮不上忙啊
568
00:29:04,630 --> 00:29:08,460
Lindsay 说出来就行
能让他感觉好点
569
00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:12,130
Sam
570
00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,660
你有副美丽的身体
571
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,410
你就是阿多尼斯
(希腊神话中的美少年)
572
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:18,650
一块嫩肉
573
00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:20,510
如果我不是你姐姐
574
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,490
哦 苍天啊
575
00:29:22,690 --> 00:29:23,620
Lindsay! 闭嘴
576
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:25,860
听到了? 亲爱的
577
00:29:53,390 --> 00:29:55,640
太棒了 Paul 以后再联系你啊
578
00:29:55,790 --> 00:29:57,640
我从没打过这么小的架子鼓
579
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:00,990
肯定没问题的
580
00:30:01,990 --> 00:30:02,770
嘿 你Nick?
581
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:04,680
对
582
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:10,380
嘿 我Scott
583
00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:11,690
你好 Scott
584
00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:12,720
这Alex 这Vance
585
00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:15,540
- 嘿 Alex 你好 Vance
- 还好吧 伙计
586
00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:16,540
太棒了
587
00:30:17,110 --> 00:30:18,920
这套鼓还成不?
588
00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:20,810
哦 行呢 没问题
589
00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:23,020
我平时打的要再大点
590
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:24,170
哦 是吗? 几寸的?
591
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,490
29
592
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:28,450
29寸的鼓
593
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,040
哇 你今儿来这干嘛的?
你该来试镜我们的
594
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,560
恩 对 可不是?
595
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,930
我去年看了你们
在科博体育馆给Jethro Tull暖场
596
00:30:39,090 --> 00:30:40,610
你们把他们挤下去了!
597
00:30:41,110 --> 00:30:44,080
那你看的肯定是礼拜五那场
礼拜六那天我们直接给嘘下台了
598
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,820
我们没被嘘下台行不
599
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:49,810
你说要怎样? 玩即兴的成不?
600
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,140
- 好!! - 酷
601
00:30:52,570 --> 00:30:53,580
- 来吧 - 酷
602
00:30:56,770 --> 00:30:57,400
你来选调
603
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,070
来点Cream的歌怎么样?
604
00:31:00,310 --> 00:31:01,920
行啊 就唱Crossroads
605
00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:04,880
要不...呃 要不
Sunshine of Your Love怎么样?
606
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,570
我讨厌那首 就Crossroads吧
607
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,420
直接现场
608
00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:11,440
没问题
609
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:12,520
好 你来起头 伙计
610
00:31:17,290 --> 00:31:17,960
好嘞
611
00:31:35,390 --> 00:31:37,540
很好 就稍微再紧点
612
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:38,950
- 紧点? - 对
613
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,270
- 好的 开始 - 起头 - 行
614
00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:56,450
等下 等下
615
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,070
就稍微快速一点
616
00:32:02,150 --> 00:32:03,220
哦 快速
617
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,790
- 恩 - 好
618
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,710
不好意思 准备好了?
619
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:12,990
好了 开始吧
620
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,030
起头
621
00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:38,020
* I went down to the crossroads *
622
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,390
* got down on my knees *
623
00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,660
* got to the crossroads *
624
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:47,020
* dropped down on my knees *
625
00:32:48,890 --> 00:32:50,750
* asked the Lord above for mercy *
626
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,530
* "save me if you please" *
627
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,160
好了 干得漂亮 兄弟
628
00:33:02,710 --> 00:33:03,440
酷 多谢啦
629
00:33:05,450 --> 00:33:06,170
什么意思? 就这样了?
630
00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:07,960
- 就这样? - 对
631
00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:09,880
谢啦
632
00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:14,290
嘿 啊...好好打那套29寸哦 伙计
633
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,650
也许哪天能换成个更牛的30寸嘞
634
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:19,740
谢谢
635
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,110
你现在准备干嘛?
636
00:33:39,970 --> 00:33:41,260
参军咯 只能
637
00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:44,430
不 我说...
638
00:33:45,610 --> 00:33:46,340
现在
639
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:48,450
你想去唱片行什么的?
640
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,190
我太烂了 Lindsay
641
00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:50,740
不是
642
00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:55,470
你也在里面听着了 对吧?
643
00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:58,410
你听到我打鼓了呀
644
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,890
我就是一笑话
645
00:34:02,890 --> 00:34:05,910
Nick 他们比你大了5岁呢
646
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,600
再过5年 你肯定比他们强多了
647
00:34:12,110 --> 00:34:12,930
不可能
648
00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:19,300
有时候我到地下室
649
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:21,310
放一张现场专辑
650
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,180
我能...看到自己坐台上
651
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:26,800
你明白不? 我能看到
652
00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:28,510
我来了个10分钟个人秀
653
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:31,380
我坐在个液压升降机上
654
00:34:31,930 --> 00:34:33,570
可以让架子鼓升高的那种
655
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:37,840
就像我是Peter Criss那种的大腕儿
(Kiss的鼓手)
656
00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:39,580
哦 天
657
00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:46,010
我成不了那人
658
00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:48,270
永远成不了
659
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,900
我要能做那个按按钮让升降机
上升的家伙就算撞大运了
660
00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:56,290
但我连那家伙也当不成
661
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,680
我连那家伙都做不成
因为我平均分连C+都到不了 靠
662
00:35:02,290 --> 00:35:03,250
哦 Nick 我能...
663
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,780
我能帮你考好成绩
664
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,640
他要逼我参军了
665
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:11,890
哦 天 我才不想参军呢
666
00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:14,910
我要给一群变态围着了
667
00:35:15,230 --> 00:35:17,280
就像我哥 还有我爸
668
00:35:18,790 --> 00:35:19,390
Nick
669
00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:21,580
别想了
670
00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:23,510
不会这样的
671
00:35:25,170 --> 00:35:26,000
我不准
672
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:27,370
哦 天啊
673
00:35:30,150 --> 00:35:30,760
我完蛋了
674
00:35:33,410 --> 00:35:34,050
我完了
675
00:35:59,870 --> 00:36:03,560
Cream "White Room"
676
00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:22,820
* in the white room *
677
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:24,830
* with black curtains *
678
00:36:25,490 --> 00:36:27,030
* near the station *
679
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,180
* black-roof country *
680
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,340
* no gold pavements *
681
00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:35,460
* tired starlings *
682
00:36:38,470 --> 00:36:40,170
* silver horses *
683
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,350
* run down moonbeams *
684
00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:45,000
* in your dark eyes *
685
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:49,350
* dawn-light smiles *
686
00:36:49,570 --> 00:36:51,430
* on you leaving *
687
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,080
* my contentment *
688
00:36:58,270 --> 00:36:59,670
他们到底什么毛病?
689
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:03,080
为什么还觉得 用毛巾抽人就这么搞笑?
690
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,200
如果不是打我们...
691
00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:08,540
是挺搞笑的
692
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:10,850
下午好 先生们
693
00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:15,800
嘿 你减肥了?
694
00:37:17,810 --> 00:37:18,500
闭嘴!
695
00:37:21,390 --> 00:37:22,060
别挡我路
696
00:37:22,930 --> 00:37:23,940
我要去洗澡!
697
00:37:28,470 --> 00:37:30,850
瞧瞧谁终于决定入浴了
698
00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:33,420
胸肌好有型啊 Weir
699
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,760
你看着就像个飞机场小妞
700
00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:37,520
哈哈 飞机场小妞
701
00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:41,470
我为自己身体自豪
702
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,720
哦 人家为自己身体自豪呢
703
00:37:44,910 --> 00:37:46,370
是该自豪啊 看这春光大好的
704
00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:49,490
- 别挡我路
- 也许你该秀给全校看看
705
00:37:49,970 --> 00:37:50,810
你要干嘛!
706
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,260
得了 大伙 别玩了 别...
707
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,860
我可不想你上课迟到哦
708
00:38:00,410 --> 00:38:06,220
哦 行了 让我进去
Fredricks先生
709
00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:08,360
那 你教书多久啦?
710
00:38:08,570 --> 00:38:09,160
2个月
711
00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:11,280
2个月 喜欢吗?
712
00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:12,460
- 喜欢 - 我也是
713
00:38:13,430 --> 00:38:14,570
Fredricks先生
714
00:38:14,970 --> 00:38:16,950
哦 对不起 Sam小屁屁
715
00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:18,840
我忘拿这个了!
716
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:22,930
天!
717
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,270
柜子里有裤子!
718
00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:50,610
为什么?
719
00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:56,110
Sam Alen走了
720
00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:58,590
没危险了 你现在能进来了
721
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:03,620
嘿 Lindsay
722
00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:05,300
- 嗨 - 嘿
723
00:39:06,580 --> 00:39:08,220
能跟你说句话吗?
724
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,030
行 当然
725
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:17,390
裸奔!
726
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,610
快跑 Sam 快跑!
727
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:27,840
哦 不
728
00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:40,950
你从哪儿来的?
729
00:39:41,140 --> 00:39:43,550
就这里啊 我其实就住街对面
730
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,250
- 你...你本地人? - 对 是啊 - 哦 天啊
731
00:39:51,810 --> 00:39:52,540
哦 天
732
00:39:57,910 --> 00:39:59,110
你他妈看什么看?
733
00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:01,480
Weir
734
00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:03,220
浴室在那边
735
00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:10,570
我就是想告诉你
我老是在想那个吻
736
00:40:11,790 --> 00:40:12,680
哦 太好了
737
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:16,690
对我意义重大
738
00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:19,270
我很欣慰
739
00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:23,700
我们去露台吧
740
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:25,270
露台?
741
00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,950
你不是和他们吵架了嘛
742
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,070
恩 之前是 不过现在和好了
743
00:40:29,290 --> 00:40:31,080
我们经常吵的 没什么大不了
744
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:35,850
他们听说了试镜的事
昨天晚上来找我 现在好了
745
00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:39,280
我说真的 我妈
746
00:40:39,550 --> 00:40:42,220
有次看了乐队演出
747
00:40:42,730 --> 00:40:43,750
她勒戒出来那会儿?
748
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,160
哦 吼吼 闭嘴
749
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,230
Ringo Starr(Beatles的鼓手)
750
00:40:50,650 --> 00:40:53,950
终于梦想成真了 Nick
成了和John Bonham一样的鼓手
751
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:55,730
当然 他老人家翘辫子了
752
00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:59,900
你们真该看看那几个人脸上的表情
753
00:41:00,110 --> 00:41:02,570
我把他们对音乐的满腔热爱
永远恶心没了
754
00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:08,720
Dimension会不会因为
你留在鼓手椅子上的尿迹告你啊
755
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:09,250
闭嘴
756
00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:11,360
听好了 Dimension老挫的 兄弟
757
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,050
他们配不上你
我看了他们给Tull的暖场
758
00:41:14,410 --> 00:41:15,620
丫直接给嘘下台了
759
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:17,700
谢了 老兄
760
00:41:20,670 --> 00:41:23,830
嘿 Lindsay 我有话跟你说
761
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,240
那我们今天还在你家排练哦
762
00:41:25,830 --> 00:41:27,850
你个淫娃
763
00:41:27,210 --> 00:41:29,670
不 没事儿 我们只要5点前结束就成
764
00:41:29,810 --> 00:41:34,180
嘿 这次唱点劲的
我挑了点Iggy Pop和Ramones的歌
765
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,730
哦 The Ramones?
The Ramones只玩三和铉的 大哥
766
00:41:38,690 --> 00:41:39,960
行啊 那换一首
767
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:40,790
我要撒尿
768
00:41:41,990 --> 00:41:44,030
我听说你投怀送抱了
769
00:41:44,540 --> 00:41:45,050
什么?
770
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:47,360
不用跟我装纯了 Lindsay
我知道你是个淫娃
771
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,140
我肯定Cindy没看到你
772
00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:54,100
如果看到了
也肯定是余光瞥见了点
773
00:41:55,150 --> 00:41:57,030
如果让人看到我背裸也没什么
774
00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:59,150
不过正面就惊悚了
775
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,100
我应该还能转到其他学校
776
00:42:04,470 --> 00:42:05,770
哟 哟 哟
777
00:42:08,270 --> 00:42:10,520
嘿 Weir 今天体育课真嗨皮 哈?
778
00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:12,540
别烦我
779
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:16,100
嘿 我听说他们给那些
看过你裸体的学生找心理医生了
780
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:17,380
闭嘴 Alan
781
00:42:18,030 --> 00:42:18,750
他在那儿!
782
00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:22,110
嘿 Sam 我听说你裸奔了
783
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,290
有本事!
784
00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:27,390
嘿 闭嘴!
785
00:42:30,110 --> 00:42:31,130
有你的 Sam
786
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,670
你们是废人 永远都是!!
787
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,620
那怎么你成了那个没人陪着回家的?
788
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,120
你都成一传说了
789
00:42:44,930 --> 00:42:46,210
人们要膜拜你了
790
00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:54,140
-=Itchy & Scratchy二人组=-
翻译/时间轴:xuxu 校对:挠
791
00:43:16,650 --> 00:43:18,640
你在我发挥更好了
792
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,820
嘿 我想再来一遍 再往桶里放些干冰
793
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:25,820
没问题
794
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,570
谢谢
795
00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:34,770
怪胎与书呆 第一季 第6集
I'm with the Band 完
796
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
797
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