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消音器真好使啊!
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我们肯定能搭上车
这块儿是风水宝地
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真酷
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搭便车
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就像Kerouac一样 对吧?
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Kerouac?
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Jack Kerouac
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他写了<在路上>
("垮掉一代"圣经)
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Kim 这书我们语文课上
都读两周了啊 你傻啦?
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我们尽在那课上读书了
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唔唔唔 拇指伸出来
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我们都是井底之蛙
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一整个美国都在外等我们去闯呢
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搭你上路的人可能是个艺术家
或者通灵师
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或者逃狱犯
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太刺激了
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好 给你个建议
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把胸部对着大路
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土鳖!
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哎哟 应该说酷哥 快走
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嘿 载我们到威尔森街和榆树街街角
越近越好
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嗨 我叫Lindsay
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她是Kim
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你住在这儿附近?
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紫丁香排屋1210号
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你是做什么的?
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经常让人搭车?
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听好了 我认识你呢
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我在你爸店里买过齿轮
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你俩姑娘可别搭车了
我也有必要把这事儿告诉你爸
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-=Itchy & Scratchy二人组=-
翻译/时间轴:xuxu
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第一季 第10集
The Diary
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{\pos(200,210)}怪胎与书呆
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* I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation *
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* livin' in the past,
it's a new generation *
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* go and do what you want to do *
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* and that's what I'm gonna go *
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* and I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation *
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* oh, no *
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* not me *
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* whah! no! *
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* yeah me *
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* I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation *
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* I've never been afraid
of any deviation *
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* and I don't really care
if you think I'm strange *
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* I ain't gonna change *
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* and I've never gonna care
'bout my bad reputation *
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* not me! *
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这个?
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伸拇指
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你以为我不知道这啥意思?
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我懂呢 Lindsay
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意思就是"嘿 陌生人
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求你把我锁车上
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开到个犄角旮旯 再把我杀了吧"
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爸 你太小题大做了
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Lindsay 我可不准自己女儿跟那些
晚上开工的女人似的往人车里钻
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你差点就被Ted Bundy搭上了!
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{\a7}[70年代专对
年轻搭车女子
下手的连环杀手
杀死超过30人]
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爸 Kim不还一直搭车嘛
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别诚惶诚恐了
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什么? 她父母让她随便搭车?
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我怎么知道
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我肯定她连爸妈都没呢
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爸 她当然有的行不
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妈 你不是还和她妈讲过电话嘛
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也许我们该和她见个面
以前你朋友的家长我都认识的
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这样好了 我们请她来吃个晚饭
相互认识下
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妈 别 求你了
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我觉得她得知道自家女儿
影响有多坏 是吧?
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好了 今天我们来打打垒球
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挑人吧 Gents
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哦 天 又来了
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我要Lewis
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我要Humphries
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Athcliff
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- Shawn - 挑我吧
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Richie过来
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Jeremy
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- 挑我 挑我 - Nathan过来
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Winnington
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别啊 他超烂的
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- Mike - 我很强的
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Justin
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Henry
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好吧 White
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把他们分了 利索点 快点
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挑我
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Weir
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Gordon
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挑我
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XTC "No Language In Our Lungs"
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# there is no language in our lungs
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# to tell the world just how we feel
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# no no no no no
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# no bridge of thought
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# no mental link
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# no letting out just what you think
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# there is no language in our lungs
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# lungs lungs lungs
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# there is no muscle in our tongues
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# tongues tongues tongues
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{\pos(200,130)}出局
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嘿 Nick
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怎么样?
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就那样
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好
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是啊
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是够好 没这么好过
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嘿 Kim
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你爸妈后来怎么样了?
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你被禁足了?
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不算吧
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我爸妈想和你妈见一面
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什么?
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对 他们想认识她
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放屁
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真的 我很严肃的
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他们要请她来吃晚饭
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您能小点儿声吗? 求您了
开始上课了
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今天 我们不是在一个教室
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我们在一家咖啡屋
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而你们不是学生
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你们是垮掉一代诗人
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而且要大声读出来
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挥棒!
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没打中!
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你能闭嘴不? 求你了
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我其实适合做游击手
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真的啊?
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嘿 他们在场上开会了
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真想知道他们在说啥
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肯定很让人如痴如醉
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我讨厌这样
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太不公平了
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也许我球技很出色呢
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他们又不知道
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也许我球技登峰造极呢
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那他们会发现吗?
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不会 因为他们从没让我
打过接那个傻球的位置
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我恨死他们了
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也许他们怕你呢
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快点 姑娘们
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也许
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Chuck 别死那儿不动!
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球打起来
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喔 不是吧
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所有老师的号码都有?
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电话
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你说我们打恶作剧电话会被警察抓吗?
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是啊
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我们还会被关到电话监狱里去呢
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喂
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喂?
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- Fredricks教练? - 对
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我是Crisp先生
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Gordon Crisp的爸爸
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Crisp先生?
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你好吗?
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不好 我想让你了解件事
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我觉得你在体育课上训练棒球的方式
对孩子们不公平
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你总是让那些体育生掌控比赛
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有些孩子 比如我儿子Gordon
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从来 从来没机会
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因为你们都觉得他肯定不在行
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比如说 他可能想打游击手呢
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但 是啊 你们从来不给他机会试试
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哦 对不起 可是 那啥
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我一直以为Gordon
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不喜欢体育运动啊
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他喜欢的
别以貌取人行吗
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我向您道歉 行吧?
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我马上就把错误纠正了
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行 那 多谢您了
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再见
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好 拜
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Gordon Crisp
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我搞定了
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他说什么?
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他完全买账
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他管我叫Crisp先生 那一整套的
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同志们 我刚改变了我们的人生
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哦 好极了
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这下我们真的得打棒球了
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多亏你了
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等不及到明天了
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你们家真漂亮
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谢谢
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我以前家也很漂亮
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是啊
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就在枫叶道上面
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然后Kim她爸丢给我俩孩子
和一屁股债 就...
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生活就这么操蛋 是吧?
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真不敢想象一个人抚养孩子该有多艰辛
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哦 是不容易
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Chip 我大儿子
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哦 真是个乖娃娃
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他脑子里进水了 不过
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哦 真是贴心小棉袄
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Kim
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她是另一出戏了
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跟我们说说Kim吧
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反正她不是人中龙凤
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她就是个事儿精
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我知道她不喜欢我管头管脚
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可我还是担心啊
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人之常情
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我不知道她到底在外面干了啥事儿
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她对我撒谎啊
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现在这些姑娘各个都是撒谎精
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她跟我说
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"我要去图书馆学习"
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结果她去参加派对 喝得烂醉
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她说她去看电影
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结果她和哪家的臭小子在车上瞎搞
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哦 天
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知道我怎么发现的?
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怎么?
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我看她日记
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我溜进她房间 然后读她日记
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哦 她小样作业做不来
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这里面写得却鸿篇巨制的
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我情非得已啊
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只有这样才能知道真相啊
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你们知道嘛
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真相很惊悚
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因为时代变了
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现在的姑娘
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都太野了
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晚饭还行吧?
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Lindsay 你妈和我不想让你
再和Kim Kelly一起混了 你听懂了?
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不行 爸 她是我朋友
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她是不像Millie 但
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哦 她还真是不像Millie
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她蠢得像根木头
连她自己妈妈都这么说呢
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爸 别因为Kim的妈妈是疯子 就...
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不 她可不是疯子 亲爱的
她根本就是个圣人
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Lindsay 你知道把一根烂香蕉
放果篮里会怎么样?
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其他所有香蕉都烂了
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Kim Kelly就是这样
——一根烂香蕉
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Kelly太太给了我们很多关于Kim的警言
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比如呢?
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她以身试...
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毒品!!
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和男孩!!
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是吗? 亲爱的
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废话不多说
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现在开始 看够Kim Kelly了!!
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说不定 她得去看看心理医生
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Harold
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一切都关乎信任 但说实话...
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我觉得自己再也没法信任她了
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Lindsay一直对我们很诚实
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真的?
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她还告诉我们她没作弊呢
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我们信了
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最后还不是脸都丢光
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Lindsay记日记吗?
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有 我好像看她写过
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Harold 不行!
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那是她的隐私
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我不就想搞清楚她折腾啥嘛
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我小时候也写日记
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要是我爸妈偷看了 我肯定气急败坏
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天理不容
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在车上和陌生人卿卿我我
才叫天理不容
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她还没到这程度呢
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只有一个办法能确定
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- 晚安 亲爱的 - 晚安
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哎呀 我一肚子胀气
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求你了 别在床上放
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好吧 Crisp过来
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没错啦 Crisp过来 队伍在这儿呢
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想打游击手吗?
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哦 不了 我喜欢做策应
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真的?
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是啊 我喜欢做策应
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我能打游击手的
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是啊 我还和Raquel Welch结婚了呢
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{\a5}[60年代性感女神
成名作洪荒时代中
的兽皮比基尼形象
使其成为性感化身]
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做梦去吧
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Phillps你来挑
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好吧 我选 非Haverchuck
(Bill的姓)
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嘿嘿 搞笑死了
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- 嘿 - 嘿 Kim
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我妈 爱死你爸妈了
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我看还蛮顺利的
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是啊
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你爸妈说什么了?
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哦 他们很喜欢你妈妈
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酷 一切顺利真是开心死了
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他们还说...他们真是俩老顽固
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听着
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他们不准我和你一起混了
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他们过阵会忘了这茬的
我们先等等就成
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他们怎么说我来着?
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不知道
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没事儿 你说吧
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我想听听
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他说你是根烂香蕉
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他们娘吧?
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这话什么意思啊?
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说不清 就是说你把我带坏啥的
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哦 那他们还说我什么了?
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说啊!
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Kim 我也说不清啊
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你不聪明 你嗑药 你做爱
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都是些蠢话
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我爸妈都是白痴 Kim
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等下 你不会以为我在意
你爸妈怎么评价我的吧?
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- 不啊 当然不了 - 我不
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Lindsay
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进来上课啦
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等一下
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用西班牙语
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对不起 O'Hara老师
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我有话和我朋友说
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很重要的
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上课也很重要的
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我知道 但能稍微等会吗
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Kim
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小姐 快进来
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干嘛?
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- 我们过会儿谈谈 好吧?
- 行 好好谈谈
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Lindsay?
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Lindsay?
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你干嘛一直叫她名字
她上学去了啊 老天爷嘞
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我心跳加速啊 Harold
我们还是别这么做了
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听着 Jean 我们想知道咱家女儿
到底在折腾什么 是吧?
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就我们现在所知
她可能会变成个瘾君子 或者
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卖淫女
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Harold 她不会变成卖淫女的
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谁都有父母啊 Jean 卖淫女也有的
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还记得那部我们看的电视电影吗?
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嘘 快点
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邮票
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我听说现在孩子往邮票后面涂迷幻药
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<您在吗? 上帝 是我 Margaret>
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什么?
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哦 是这书的名字
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啊哈 避孕药
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咱的小女儿有一盘小..
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针线盒
(和避孕药盒外形相似)
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- Harold - 干嘛?
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在这儿呢
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你找着啦?
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来吧 开始了
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这事儿咱还是以后再干吧
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哦 Jean
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我午休时间都快没了
还得回去看店呢 快点
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"警告所有好事小人
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不许再往下页看
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如若继续
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全因你没有自己的生活
无事可做只能偷窥我的
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任何继续阅读的都将受到诅咒
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痛苦不堪直到漫长的死亡以终结"
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吓死了 读下去!
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上面怎么写Kim Kelly的?
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没怎么写 就说她觉得Kim有...
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- 怎么? - 另一个指"勇气"的词
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不是...噢 (has balls)
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那有说到毒品的没?
大麻? 迷幻药?
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应该没
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- 那到底写啥了? - 哦 这这
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"我厌倦活在这闭塞无趣的城郊"
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哦哟 愤世嫉俗个啥呀
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"这里人人都试图随波逐流
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我只觉活在个诚惶诚恐的机器森林
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此言非虚 苦不堪言
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00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,410
但两个最麻木的恰是爸爸和妈妈"
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啥? 到底什么意思?
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"他们是地表之上最无趣压抑的二人"
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压抑? 看我不压死她
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"他们嘴上说深爱彼此 不过 谁知道呢
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也许早就成了习惯使然
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再说 机器又怎知爱为何物"
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Harold 我觉得我们还是别读了
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嗯嗯 读下去
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"他们生活的全部就是那套单调的规程
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她洗手做羹汤 每晚无二致
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他回家叫嚣 像个法西斯独裁者
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惧怕自己..."
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00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,850
什么?
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00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,200
"惧怕自己的阳物会应声落地
一旦自己起身帮忙清理餐桌
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而她任他肆意藐视自己
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我深爱他们 但我拒绝这样的生活
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00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,000
不用 谢谢"
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00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,190
我去另个房间接
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00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:48,480
最衰的是被狼生吃了 从脚开始咬
390
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:52,440
不对 最衰的是深海潜水
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浮上来想换气 结果爆头了
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- 哦 对 这最衰 - 因为气压
- 你们也太变态了
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Kim 不是你问的嘛
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00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,290
- 是啊 但我指望你们能聊半小时啊
- 嗨 你们在啊
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00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:11,260
我要去...
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00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:13,950
上手工课 我跟Ken说好那里见面的
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是啊 转念想想
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00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,090
我也差不多该走了
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因为我得去
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嗑药
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哦对 做爱
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00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,500
什么?!
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00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,970
Lindsay知道我什么意思
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00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,630
是因为我爸妈说的话?
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00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:35,680
我告诉你了 Lindsay
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00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,980
我才不在乎你爸妈怎么说我
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00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,470
呃 那你干嘛生气?
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00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,040
我还是在乎自己朋友怎么说我的
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00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,630
我什么都没说啊
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00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:51,460
哦 你倒是蛮精通清场的
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00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,580
你家最好的麦片就这个?
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00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,570
我不知道啊 我从来不吃早饭
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00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:00,740
我就喝杯咖啡
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00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,740
在你刮毛前还是刮毛后啊?
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00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,180
你家就没甜麦圈?
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00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:08,870
咱家可没有
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00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,420
会让口中利器生锈啊
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00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,400
- 嘿 爸 - 哦 嘿 Schweiber医生
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00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,490
Sam Bill
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00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:14,850
鞋子脱了?
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00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:16,850
很好
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00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,300
那你们几个下午有什么大计划?
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没有
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00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,010
我们要打几个电话
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00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,370
上闭嘴丫 (nix big mouth)
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嘿嘿嘿 我也会讲假拉丁语的啊
(颠倒字母顺序的话)
427
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,930
你们要打给谁?
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00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:32,900
坏人
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00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,980
哦 恶作剧电话啊?
430
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:38,390
哎 男孩子就是男孩子
431
00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:41,240
我还有些打恶作剧电话的壮举
可以告诉你们呢
432
00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:42,750
真的?
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00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:45,000
好吧
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00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,280
就一个
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00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:48,650
我们以前会选一个号码
436
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,960
然后不停打过去
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00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,110
不停说找Maurice 知道不?
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00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:55,680
打过去说"喂 Maurice在吗?"
439
00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:58,800
"喂 Maurice在吗?"
"嘿 Maurice在家吗?"
440
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:00,690
明白不 我们不停找Maurice
441
00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:02,010
一个小时后我们再打过去说
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"喂 在下Maurice 有人给我留言吗?"
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00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:12,770
反正发音清晰点 别喘粗气
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00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:14,860
晚点见 小家伙
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00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:20,900
喘粗气 好主意
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00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,620
我以为你爸白天上班的呢
447
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,320
有时候他回来换身衣服
448
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,830
牙根管让他汗津津的
449
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,750
听好了 效果肯定超好
450
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,100
喂?
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00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,090
Fredricks?
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00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,620
你是一坨屎 一坨臭大便
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00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,700
去闻护裆吧 你个大便脑袋
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00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,960
你喜欢揩油小男孩屁股
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00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,980
你个屁股揩油男
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00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,220
你个变态加废人
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加臭...大便
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00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:01,900
是谁啊?
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00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,720
是呃...
460
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:04,950
老朋友
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他最好别把你找出来
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知道吧 如果警察追踪这通电话
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你就死定了
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00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:22,560
不 如果警察追踪了 你才死定了
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00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:29,260
她以为自己是谁啊?
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00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:30,940
我不知道
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00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:34,570
要不咱再讨论个4小时
把这事儿整明白了
468
00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:37,000
哦 你真该听她说西班牙语!!
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等一下 等一下
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Kim Kim
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这么难听啊
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00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,270
可不是
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她以为自己是英女王啊
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哦 天!
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Daniel 帮我拿根树枝过来
476
00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:55,280
我要宰了那条狗!
477
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:00,650
恶心
478
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,520
我说 他们以为自己是谁啊?
479
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:04,790
伟大的Weir一家
480
00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:07,160
敢骂我妓女嗑药狂
481
00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:09,850
他们没真的骂你妓女嗑药狂啊
482
00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:13,000
差不多就是了啊
483
00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:16,900
我又不是什么妓女啊 你懂不?
484
00:24:17,130 --> 00:24:19,240
他们就是受不了我做过爱啊
485
00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:23,290
生怕有什么坏男人
要来染指他们的完美小闺女
486
00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:25,790
呃 你是做过了啊
487
00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:29,330
是啊 和你嘛
488
00:24:29,650 --> 00:24:31,640
是啊 我就是个坏男人嘛
489
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,380
你这他妈啥意思?
490
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:36,620
不知道 我要是有个女儿读高中
491
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:39,400
我肯定也不想有男的把她推倒了上啊
492
00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:41,810
你他妈啥意思?
493
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,890
就说说嘛 他们也有道理啊
494
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:48,150
谁希望自己孩子做爱又嗑药?
495
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,460
没人
496
00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:52,370
你个混蛋
497
00:24:53,370 --> 00:24:54,810
嘿 别生我气啊
498
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,710
我就是想讲道理嘛
499
00:24:57,850 --> 00:24:59,640
你意思就是我不讲道理啊
500
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,080
我直接把你脑袋拔了! Daniel
501
00:25:01,230 --> 00:25:03,270
拔下来直接丢那栏杆那儿
502
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:08,820
我又不是说我不爱你咯
我就喜欢你这样
503
00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:13,570
你可能就是把他们给吓着了
504
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,530
那我是什么样啊?
505
00:25:17,370 --> 00:25:18,330
你
506
00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:20,970
是性上瘾的嗑药狂
507
00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:23,220
去死!
508
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,750
嘿 拜托 我开玩笑啊
509
00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:30,360
就想活跃气氛嘛
510
00:25:32,660 --> 00:25:35,680
Sam 消防队雇你上班啦?
511
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,900
没啊 点蜡烛的是妈妈才对吧
512
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:41,720
好嘞 今晚咱吃点特别的
513
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,400
见什么鬼了?
514
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,860
呃 Harold 这是梅酒酱烧小春鸡
515
00:25:50,170 --> 00:25:51,360
很美味的
516
00:25:52,830 --> 00:25:55,790
咋烧的啊 在喂鸟器里投毒?
517
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,710
很别具风味的
518
00:25:58,590 --> 00:25:59,610
是只鸽子?
519
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:04,270
不是鸽子 是一种鸡
520
00:26:04,810 --> 00:26:08,030
Jean 我晓得我们还是有钱
买长成熟的鸡的吧?
521
00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:10,500
好闺女 Lindsay
522
00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:12,360
试试新鲜事物没什么坏处
523
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,370
Lindsay 小心!
524
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:17,170
你那只小鸟准备逃走呢!
525
00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:18,830
不过别担心!
526
00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:20,860
我的小鸡能帮他忙呢
527
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,600
因为我是只勇敢小鸡仔
528
00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:24,320
鸡中英豪 是吧?
529
00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:25,670
可不是?
530
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:26,610
是啊!
531
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,540
跟着我 咱们走
532
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:29,530
起飞!
533
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:35,720
嘿 妈妈 爸爸在玩自己的晚饭
534
00:26:36,110 --> 00:26:37,610
总比吃了好
535
00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:40,480
试试嘛 很好吃
536
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,180
我的你随意吃吧
537
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,700
我去做个三明治
538
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,140
恩 我也去
539
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:46,220
坐下
540
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,570
Harold 如果你不想吃
帮忙把桌子收拾干净
541
00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:51,640
什么? 这又不是我的活儿?
542
00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:53,250
哦 那就是我的活儿了?
543
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:56,320
是啊 你又不用每天花12小时来开店
544
00:27:01,130 --> 00:27:04,010
好了 消停下 先别换衣服
545
00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:06,660
哦 太好了 又要测脊柱侧弯了
546
00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:07,660
闭嘴
547
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,130
我有严肃的事情要说
548
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,240
最近一直有人给我家打恶作剧电话
549
00:27:17,350 --> 00:27:19,470
我们这儿不少滑稽男 搞笑仔
550
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,500
让我跟你们说清楚
551
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,750
你所做的一点不好笑
552
00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:25,090
很烦人
553
00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:27,280
更重要的 是在犯法
554
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:31,970
所以我要你们每个耍猴的
一个个进我办公室
555
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:33,030
快点
556
00:27:35,290 --> 00:27:38,990
真伟大啊 Alexander Graham Bell
(贝尔 电话发明者)
557
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,230
读
558
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,890
你...是一坨屎
559
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,320
一坨臭大便
560
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,610
去闻护裆吧 你个大便脑袋
561
00:28:00,910 --> 00:28:03,710
嘿 Fredricks
你喜欢揩油小男孩屁股
562
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:06,490
你喜欢揩油小男孩屁股
563
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,390
你是个傻瓜
564
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:09,690
加低能
565
00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:12,520
我只想把鼻涕抹你脸上
566
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,280
{\a7}[改编自巨蟒与圣杯里
John Cleese名句]
567
00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:14,280
上面没写这个啊
568
00:28:14,790 --> 00:28:15,560
没啊?
569
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,300
嘿 Fredricks
570
00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:19,490
你喜欢揩油小男孩屁股
571
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,830
你喜欢揩油小男孩屁股
572
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,340
屁股...揩油男
573
00:28:25,810 --> 00:28:26,730
从头开始
574
00:28:26,930 --> 00:28:27,870
声音低点
575
00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:29,380
嘿 Fredricks
576
00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:32,150
你喜欢揩油小男孩屁股
577
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:36,970
你个变态
578
00:28:37,470 --> 00:28:38,500
加废人
579
00:28:39,310 --> 00:28:40,460
加大便
580
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,520
去问...去闻...
581
00:28:44,670 --> 00:28:45,360
闻?
582
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,230
闻
583
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,990
护裆 你个大便脑袋
584
00:28:48,170 --> 00:28:49,480
你是一坨屎
585
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:50,970
一坨臭大便
586
00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:54,110
去闻护裆吧 你个大便脑袋
587
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,950
天啊 教练 这太狠了
588
00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:04,230
你个变态加废物
(模仿William Shatner所饰的Krik)
589
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:05,130
加臭大便
590
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,340
这样吧 要不你学学Spock?
591
00:29:07,510 --> 00:29:09,520
来吧 学Leonard Nimoy
(Spock饰演者)
592
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,940
低沉 声音低沉点
593
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,590
你个变态
594
00:29:17,470 --> 00:29:18,630
加废物
595
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,750
加...臭大便
596
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:26,100
好了 听够了
597
00:29:35,270 --> 00:29:37,710
你觉得自己搞笑?
要不给我说个笑话听听
598
00:29:39,970 --> 00:29:40,820
笑话?
599
00:29:41,770 --> 00:29:43,610
恩 说吧
600
00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:45,200
让我好好乐乐
601
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,130
我不会
602
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,440
好吧 一个男的走进酒吧
带着头猪和一条木腿
603
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,390
停!
604
00:29:55,890 --> 00:30:00,210
知道嘛 咱俩的幽默感可能不太同步
605
00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:03,030
我不是为了搞笑才打电话的
606
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:08,060
是吗 那你图个啥? 教育众生?
607
00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:11,840
不公平
608
00:30:12,130 --> 00:30:13,370
你不理解
609
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,770
人人都不会忘了谁是最后剩的一个
610
00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:17,220
我一直是最后剩的那个
611
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,110
人人都知道 女生都知道
612
00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:21,830
但问题是 我也许不是很差
613
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:25,330
我一直也好不了
因为我从来没机会证明
614
00:30:25,530 --> 00:30:27,080
但我可以很好的
615
00:30:27,290 --> 00:30:29,280
知道不? 我知道
我知道自己很好的
616
00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:34,210
但你成最后一个不是我的错啊
617
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,800
就是你的错
618
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,820
你掌握所有权利
619
00:30:40,050 --> 00:30:41,640
你能改变这一切
620
00:30:42,810 --> 00:30:45,700
我要怎么做才能改变啊?
621
00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:46,580
简单
622
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:49,530
让我来选人
623
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,090
Lindsay 我受不了了
624
00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:00,360
你得和Kim谈谈
625
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,110
为什么? 她想和我谈谈?
626
00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:03,250
不知道
627
00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:04,770
不过你得有所行动
628
00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:06,300
她要把我逼疯了
629
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:08,430
她不停埋怨
630
00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:09,760
她妈 你
631
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,460
你爸妈
632
00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:12,960
我快死了
633
00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:14,640
她为啥要发疯啊?
634
00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:16,650
她说你不挺她
635
00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:17,950
我明明有啊
636
00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:20,600
她还生我气
637
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:23,050
我知道 主要是你伤害她感情了
638
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:24,720
真的啊?
639
00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:28,450
Kim这么猛还能被人伤到感情啊
640
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,590
恩 是啊
641
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:34,170
Kim嘛 她神经大条到能当车道
642
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:37,650
她就是具没皮的烂肉
643
00:31:38,100 --> 00:31:40,700
- 她就是个血淋淋...
- 行了 我懂了
644
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,880
你能尽快吗?
645
00:31:43,210 --> 00:31:45,290
她真快把我逼死了
646
00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:47,420
行 好吧
647
00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:49,700
太好了 我欠你条人命
648
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,290
谢谢
649
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,670
好了
650
00:31:56,090 --> 00:31:58,790
Haverchuck是我们今天的队长之一
651
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:02,320
嘿 队长不是该找个会打棒球的人当吗
652
00:32:02,470 --> 00:32:04,790
别质疑我 小子 行吗?
653
00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:05,700
谁来做另一个队长?
654
00:32:06,770 --> 00:32:07,530
Gordon Crisp
655
00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:10,030
那就Gordon Crisp
656
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:11,510
来吧
657
00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:13,960
好 我先选谁呢?
658
00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:20,100
我要个强力击球手 能挥出好球
臂力超群的
659
00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:21,660
我要Weir
660
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:22,850
来吧 Weir
661
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,610
我要Lewis
662
00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:35,200
还要个脚力过人的守垒
663
00:32:37,130 --> 00:32:38,830
哦 Schweiber 来吧 Schweiber
664
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:45,520
老天 书呆入侵地球了
665
00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:51,760
今天 我们继续讨论<在路上>
666
00:32:52,230 --> 00:32:56,250
Proetzel小姐上次关于先驱象征的评论
667
00:32:56,490 --> 00:32:58,340
非常有新意
668
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:00,230
Kelly小姐
669
00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:04,490
我肯定你也有不少真知灼见吧
670
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,070
跟我说说
671
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:11,590
你认为 <在路上>的主旨是什么?
672
00:33:14,530 --> 00:33:18,010
<在路上>的...主旨...
673
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:19,520
是...
674
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:24,750
主旨...
675
00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:30,110
主旨是
676
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,340
美国
677
00:33:33,030 --> 00:33:33,850
和...
678
00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:38,410
在...
679
00:33:40,490 --> 00:33:41,640
路上
680
00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:46,080
<在路上>就是关于在路上
681
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:47,860
很好
682
00:33:48,130 --> 00:33:49,670
很强大
683
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:51,970
你 继续
684
00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:55,570
我讨厌这书
685
00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:56,760
行吗?
686
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,150
我根本不懂到底在说啥
687
00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:01,760
而且那作者明显写的时候磕高了
688
00:34:01,990 --> 00:34:05,010
我说 就... 不停扯啊扯
689
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,110
好像急着要去干嘛一样
690
00:34:07,970 --> 00:34:11,230
我作业要也写成这样
没可能得啥高分啊
691
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:13,750
又无聊 又混乱
692
00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:16,530
反正我也只看了30页
693
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,580
你真是慷慨激昂
694
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:21,160
即使通篇废话
695
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:26,770
谁有本事继续Kelly小姐的箴言妙语啊?
696
00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:30,550
我觉得Kim没错
697
00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:34,730
Kerouac在写<在路上>的三周里
的确嗑了苯丙胺
698
00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:36,880
故事的结构本来就不严谨
699
00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:39,640
而且他所谓"自发式散文"的文体
本身就非常乏味
700
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,700
事实上 Truman Capote
对<在路上>的评论就是
701
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,450
"这不是写作 是打字"
702
00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:43,940
{\a7}[中译卡波特
南方文学代表人
著有<冷血>
<蒂凡尼早餐>]
703
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,510
对牛弹琴
704
00:34:52,350 --> 00:34:53,380
这又是啥鬼话?
705
00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:59,670
嘿 哥们儿 我昨晚和你老婆
那叫你风流快活
706
00:35:00,050 --> 00:35:00,800
我啥?
707
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,040
4坏球 安全上垒
708
00:35:07,770 --> 00:35:09,520
快活似神仙啊!
709
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,100
你怎么回事? 受伤了?
710
00:35:15,830 --> 00:35:16,750
呃 暂停!
711
00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:18,380
好吧 暂停
712
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,270
干嘛? 我说了我投不来球
713
00:35:23,430 --> 00:35:24,840
哦 不是关于投球 Sam
714
00:35:25,350 --> 00:35:26,880
那你到这儿来干嘛?
715
00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:30,640
我一直想在场上开个小会
716
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,730
太酷了
717
00:35:34,870 --> 00:35:36,950
场上开会呢? 酷
718
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,800
听我说 Bill 我没力气了
719
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,930
要不你就让那些体育生来投球吧
720
00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:45,260
你说什么呢
721
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,440
这是我们的比赛
722
00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:49,250
我们能行的
723
00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:54,260
我可不想让他们以为 11年来
把我丢在右外野凉快是天经地义
724
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:55,510
来嘛!
725
00:35:57,230 --> 00:35:57,960
振作!
726
00:35:59,450 --> 00:36:01,030
他喜欢拍人屁股打气啊
727
00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:01,990
恶
728
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,330
(洛奇2主题曲)
729
00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:41,880
回垒!
730
00:37:43,190 --> 00:37:44,950
做到了 做到了!!!
731
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:48,970
回垒啊!
(腾空球接杀后要返回触垒)
732
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,390
出局啦 你们这帮白痴!
733
00:37:58,060 --> 00:38:01,950
还只剩8又2/3局要打哦
(棒球一场9局)
734
00:38:05,610 --> 00:38:06,580
看到啦? 我就跟Willie Mays一样神勇
735
00:38:05,530 --> 00:38:09,090
{\a7}[大联盟史上最全能中外野手
职业生涯击出660支全垒打]
736
00:38:09,930 --> 00:38:10,640
嘿 Kim
737
00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:12,160
Kim
738
00:38:12,730 --> 00:38:13,430
Kim!
739
00:38:15,010 --> 00:38:15,840
怎么?
740
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,610
我能和你谈谈吗?
741
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,320
你想干嘛?
742
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,430
你这会儿准备干嘛?
743
00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:26,140
没干嘛
744
00:38:27,490 --> 00:38:29,190
想去我家吗?
745
00:38:30,070 --> 00:38:31,620
我们可以一起玩玩
746
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:34,670
那你爸妈怎么办?
747
00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:36,950
能怎么办?
748
00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:45,770
Daniel 等会见
749
00:38:46,230 --> 00:38:48,390
- 我要去Lindsay那儿 - 好 再见
750
00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:49,740
天 太好了
751
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,940
我发誓 让我再跟他呆一天
752
00:38:52,110 --> 00:38:53,770
我能把胃都吐出来
753
00:38:57,830 --> 00:39:02,270
Jean 杂货店是不是没正常吃的卖了?
是这原因吧?
754
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,930
这就是正常吃的啊?
755
00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:05,970
不 正常吃的是炖肉
756
00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:07,710
正常吃的是肉卷
757
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:08,940
是死了的动物肉
758
00:39:09,290 --> 00:39:11,170
而且没着火的
759
00:39:12,870 --> 00:39:15,790
不 不 不不不!
760
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:26,410
也许我们有些人想
弄点不一样的东西吃呢
761
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,650
你不想体验生活吗 Harold?
762
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,240
还是你已经变成个怪扈老头子了?
763
00:39:37,390 --> 00:39:38,940
别把我一人晾那儿
764
00:39:39,950 --> 00:39:41,670
我们到底怎么了? Harold
765
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,150
出什么问题了?
766
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,110
我们需要改变 不是吗? 生活得改变下
767
00:39:50,770 --> 00:39:52,950
我可不想成个机器
768
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:56,360
我们不是机器 生活也没必要改变
769
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,260
我喜欢原来那样
770
00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,440
我喜欢每天吃一样的
771
00:40:00,610 --> 00:40:01,320
你知道为啥?
772
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:03,200
因为我就喜欢吃那些
773
00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:04,670
我喜欢鸡肉
774
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,580
我也喜欢炖肉 而且
775
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,630
我对你也这个感觉 Jean
776
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:10,060
哦 得了吧
777
00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:13,090
你喜欢我 就像喜欢炖肉?
778
00:40:13,390 --> 00:40:14,680
我爱炖肉!
779
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,070
天 你就是不明白 是吧?
780
00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:20,960
我不管了! 我放弃!!
781
00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:22,450
- 真的? - 没错!
782
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:24,830
你根本不欣赏我
783
00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:27,300
也许我该回去读书 这样成吗?
784
00:40:29,890 --> 00:40:31,490
你觉得我不欣赏你?
785
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,110
我欣赏啊
786
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:40,630
我所做的一切都是为了满足你啊
787
00:40:42,130 --> 00:40:43,600
我一直想着你 在我...
788
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,560
堆放鱼竿的时候
789
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:52,040
在我回答关于越野滑雪撬蜡的问题的时候
790
00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:55,030
我一辈子都是在满足你
791
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,390
而且我爱你 Jean
792
00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:05,810
谢谢你
793
00:41:09,410 --> 00:41:10,130
真的?
794
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,900
妈妈 爸爸 我们回来了
795
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:27,630
你们晚上吃这个?
796
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:35,660
妈妈?
797
00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:38,070
妈妈?
798
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,130
妈妈? 爸爸?
799
00:41:58,110 --> 00:41:59,130
走吧 别在这儿站着
800
00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:03,940
Neal!
801
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,550
- 他们是我父母啊 - 行 行
802
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,720
天啊 你真够恶心
803
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:12,370
怎么了?
804
00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:14,070
嘿 Linds
805
00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:16,980
我知道你想干嘛
806
00:42:17,630 --> 00:42:19,690
不过 我们没必要这样
807
00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:20,980
不
808
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:22,210
我愿意的
809
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,450
好吧 如果他们报警抓我
810
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:26,600
我肯定逃哦
811
00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:31,240
嘿 Lindsay
812
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:35,490
今天体育课上我是捕手哦
813
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:37,470
真好 Neal
814
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,190
爸妈在哪儿啊?
815
00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:40,790
在他们房里
816
00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:43,680
是啊 他们在里面1个多小时了
817
00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,070
他们吵架了?
818
00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:47,530
没
819
00:42:50,870 --> 00:42:52,380
哦 嗨 亲爱的
820
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:54,090
嗨 妈
821
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:57,550
呃 今晚上我们还是叫外卖吧
822
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,840
要不你打给披萨店叫他们送披萨过来吧
823
00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:02,620
Jean!
824
00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:05,130
嘿 爸
825
00:43:06,390 --> 00:43:07,290
Kim来了
826
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:08,810
她载我回来的
827
00:43:09,830 --> 00:43:10,870
嗨 Weir先生
828
00:43:11,210 --> 00:43:12,340
哦 你好啊 Kim
829
00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:14,360
多谢你捎Lindsay回家
830
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:17,000
Jean 我有话跟你说下
831
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:20,290
好 呃 你爸爸和我去房里说话了哦
832
00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:22,280
晚饭送到了再叫我们吧
833
00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:24,210
你们好好玩吧
834
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,050
-=Itchy & Scratchy二人组=-
翻译/时间轴:xuxu
835
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,070
天呐
836
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:33,390
Lindsay
837
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:36,230
你爸妈玩换妻的啊
838
00:43:37,170 --> 00:43:38,940
怪胎与书呆 第一季 第10集
The Diary 完
839
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:39,820
恶...