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Are you awake? 21 00:00:05,670 --> 00:00:07,730 醒了 楼上的女士好像叫了一声 Yeah, I think the lady upstairs just screamed. 22 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:09,840 -我们该去看看她吗 -不 是我叫的 - Should we check on her? - No, that was me. 23 00:00:09,870 --> 00:00:11,970 我刚刚淋浴时发生了很可怕的事 Something terrible just happened in the shower. 24 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,950 天啊 你又乱刮什么地方的毛了 Oh, God. What did you try to shave? 25 00:00:13,950 --> 00:00:14,760 不 是我忘了 No, I forgot 26 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,070 《谢天谢地我是乡下男孩》的歌词 the words to "Thank God I'm A Country Boy." 27 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:18,420 好吧 两分钟前 我还在梦中 Okay, two minutes ago, I was on the back 28 00:00:18,420 --> 00:00:20,130 和007丹尼尔·克雷格骑雪上摩托 of a snowmobile with Daniel Craig. 29 00:00:20,130 --> 00:00:22,500 米奇尔 我整个童年都在唱那首歌 Mitchell, I sang that song my entire childhood. 30 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,340 假如我忘记了歌词 If I can't remember the lyrics, 31 00:00:24,350 --> 00:00:26,870 说明我完全忘记了自己的根 that means I've lost complete touch with my roots. 32 00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:28,690 我怎么会让这种事发生 How could I let this happen? 33 00:00:28,690 --> 00:00:30,360 别对自己这么严苛 Don't be so hard on yourself. 34 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,270 我没有 这大部分都要怪你 I'm not. This is mostly your doing. 35 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:33,250 我该猜到你会这么说 Should have seen that coming. 36 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,210 你用羞辱赶走了我心中的乡下男孩 You have shamed the country boy out of me. 37 00:00:35,210 --> 00:00:37,760 我一说"大伙儿"和"可劲儿"你就翻白眼 You roll your eyes when I say "y'all" or "fixin'". 38 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,650 还逼我把晒衣绳丢了 You made me take down our clothesline. 39 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:41,520 我只是叫你挂到后院去 I just asked that we put it in the backyard. 40 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,890 你知道我必须怎样做 You know what I have to do. 41 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,250 -重新记歌词 -养只鸡 - Relearn the lyrics to -- - Get a chicken. 42 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:48,240 显然 没有法律条文规定 So, apparently, there's no legal reason 43 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:50,130 我们不能在后院养鸡 why we can't have a chicken in our backyard, 44 00:00:50,140 --> 00:00:52,860 我很彻底地查过资料 and-and I did a real deep dive. 45 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:57,110 这是厨房 我们最近重装修过 Okay, so this is the kitchen, which we recently remodeled. 46 00:00:57,910 --> 00:00:59,220 习惯他这副臭脸 Get used to that. 47 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,590 这是客厅 Okay, this is the living room. 48 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,330 好了 到时你和妈坐在椅子上 Okay, so, you and Mom will be in the chairs. 49 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:23,010 我 海莉和卢克坐在沙发上 Me, Haley, and Luke will be on the couch. 50 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:25,490 面试官就坐在这 And the interviewer will be right here. 51 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:28,330 艾丽克斯正在申请一份享有声望的政府工作 Alex is up for a very prestigious government job 52 00:01:28,330 --> 00:01:30,800 需要进行家庭面试 that requires a family interview. 53 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,700 以防他们带了那种记忆消除器 In case they bring one of those memory zappers, 54 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:35,280 我把所有相关信息都写在胳膊上了 I've Sharpied all the pertinent information on my arm -- 55 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,480 个人识别码之类的 PIN numbers, et cetera. 56 00:01:36,490 --> 00:01:37,930 亲爱的 你不是真心觉得他们会 Oh, honey, you don't think that they're really going to -- 57 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:40,660 别担心 妹子 我把你也写上了 Oh, do not worry, little lady. I got you covered. 58 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:41,360 {\an8}克莱尔 妻子 59 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,860 假如你真的想给面试官留个好印象 If you really want to impress the interviewer, 60 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:46,650 不如不经意地把这张我在健身房捡到的 why don't you try casually leaving out this completed 61 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:50,820 填满的《纽约时报》填字谜放在桌上 New York Times crossword that I found at the gym? 62 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,680 参加枪战只带把刀怎么行 Why bring a knife to a gun fight? 63 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,790 不如我把传家宝摆出来吧 How about I lay out the family heirloom? 64 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:57,850 1931年 曾祖父泰德·邓菲 1931. Great-grandpa Ted Dunphy 65 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:00,740 在一个雾蒙蒙的夜晚从莫德斯托驱车南下 is driving south from Modesto one foggy evening. 66 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:02,310 他让一个抛锚的摩托司机搭了便车 He picks up a stranded motorist 67 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,250 把他送到一间加油站 and drives him to a gas station. 68 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:07,520 那个人没钱 所以泰德帮他付了油钱 The man has no money, so Ted pays for his gas. 69 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,360 那个人在餐巾纸上画了张速写感谢他 The man thanks him with a quick drawing on a cocktail napkin. 70 00:02:10,370 --> 00:02:13,550 你瞧 那个人 是迪士尼创办人华特·迪士尼 For you see, that man... was Walt Disney. 71 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:17,320 而这位眼熟的小伙子 就是米老鼠 And this familiar fellow is Mickey Mouse. 72 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:20,670 不必摆出填字谜或传家宝 二位 Yeah, no thanks on the heirloom or the crossword, guys. 73 00:02:20,670 --> 00:02:22,800 一切从简 好吗 Let's keep it simple, okay? 74 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,350 亲爱的 放松 你这么棒 Honey, relax. You're awesome. 75 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:26,540 肯定会很顺利的 It's gonna go great. 76 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,990 只要我们先把这张椅子搬回到 Just as soon as we get this chair back 77 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:31,930 自我们住进来起就没变过的位置 to where it's been ever since we've lived in this house. 78 00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:34,750 妈 拜托你别再控制一切了好吗 Mom, can you please stop managing everything? 79 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:36,280 就像她把我的帽子收藏清理掉 You mean like when she cleaned my hat collection 80 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,480 以防面试官检查衣柜时看到它们 out of the front closet in case the interviewer looked in there? 81 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,120 亲爱的 你从不戴那些帽子 Honey, you never wore those hats, 82 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,130 慈善机构收下时特别开心 and the charity was glad to get them. 83 00:02:42,130 --> 00:02:43,540 或许你该把我的梦想也一起捐了 Maybe you should have also donated my dream 84 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:44,830 例如某天去肯塔基赛马 of one day going to the Kentucky Derby 85 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:46,190 或去黑人教堂过复活节[都要戴帽子] or Easter at a black church. 86 00:02:46,190 --> 00:02:49,120 艾丽克斯 小贴士 面试时记得微笑 Hey, Alex. Quick tip. Smile during the interview. 87 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,050 我最近在心理课上 I've been learning a lot about 88 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:51,920 学了不同人格类型 different personality types in my psych course, 89 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,370 你算是教科书级的边缘类型了 and you're kind of textbook borderline -- 90 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:55,810 高智商 没有共情能力 all brains, no empathy. 91 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:58,050 卢克 你这么努力学习 You know, Luke, we are so very proud 92 00:02:58,050 --> 00:02:59,250 我们都很骄傲 of all the hard work you're doing, 93 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,410 我也很期待你学完第二章后 and I look forward to hearing your insights 94 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:02,740 会有什么样的见解 when you finish chapter two. 95 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:06,510 不过目前而言 或许你可以先把书收起来 But for now, maybe you could just put that book away. 96 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:08,230 我就知道你会这么说 No surprise you'd say that. 97 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,920 控制狂 强迫症 Controlling, obsessive -- 98 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,280 典型的指挥官人格类型 classic Commandant personality type. 99 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:13,490 挨损了吧 Ooh, burn. 100 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:14,800 成熟点吧 海莉 Oh, grow up, Haley. 101 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,450 可怜的是 她做不到 Sadly, she can't. 102 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:19,190 这就是彼得·潘人格的困境 Such is the plight of the Peter Pan personality. 103 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,240 你是说海莉拒绝长大 我不相信 You're saying Haley refuses to grow up? I don't believe that. 104 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,930 接着说到另一种类型 梦想家 Which brings us to another type, the Dreamer -- 105 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:28,180 白日做梦 总是很天真 很好骗 head in the clouds, tends to be naive, gullible. 106 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,950 你现在变聪明了我真开心 I love that you're smart now. 107 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:33,070 这就是经典的比赛日早餐 That's your classic game-day breakfast -- 108 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,760 碳水 纤维 蛋白质 your carbs, fiber, your protein. 109 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,160 要是再来一口白兰地 You throw a shot of brandy in there, 110 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,700 你就能参加67年的橄榄球全国锦标赛了 you'll be ready to play in the Ice Bowl. 111 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:41,550 我不吃甜菜 过去不吃 今后也不吃 I don't eat beets. Never have, never will. 112 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:43,900 你两岁时连硬币和蝴蝶都吃 When you were 2, you ate a dime and a butterfly. 113 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,260 现在你的身体倒成圣殿了 Now your body is a temple? 114 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:47,090 他可以在车上吃个蛋白质棒 He can eat a protein bar in the car. 115 00:03:47,090 --> 00:03:50,140 我们还得去接住得远的选手 We still have to pick up some players that live far away. 116 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:51,610 歌洛莉亚 这可不行 Gloria, this is not okay. 117 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,150 {\an8}教练 118 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:52,630 是合法的 It's legal. 119 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,710 他家在这个区有邮政信箱 They have P.O. Boxes in the district. 120 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,250 再说 每个人都钻空子 And besides, everybody bends the rules. 121 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,670 我发誓另外那队的守门员 I swear the goalie from the other team 122 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:01,110 还当过我的滴滴司机 来接过我 has been my Uber driver. 123 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:04,080 歌洛莉亚 我在想办法让这孩子吃蔬菜 Gloria, I'm trying to get the kid to eat his vegetables. 124 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,410 你得帮我一把 I could use a little support. 125 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:06,730 你怎么还没换衣服 Why aren't you dressed? 126 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:09,270 你今天得给两场比赛当裁判 You're supposed to referee two games today. 127 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:10,620 我告诉过你我不想当裁判 I told you I don't want to do that! 128 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:12,170 我今晚要看拳击赛 I got my boxing match tonight. 129 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,540 再说 那些裁判制服傻死了 Besides, those ref outfits are stupid. 130 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:15,980 挺挺就过去了 没事的 Walk it off. You're fine. 131 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:18,370 -快点 乔 -你没听出这话中的毛病了吗 - Move it, Joe. - You're not hearing that? 132 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:23,730 海莉 跟我们说说艾丽克斯 So, Haley, you tell us about Alex. 133 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,610 和天才同住一间房可不容易 Well, it was not easy sharing a room with a genius. 134 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:29,110 她总是熬夜读书 计算 She was always up reading and calculating, 135 00:04:29,110 --> 00:04:31,080 但她也激励了我 but she also inspired me. 136 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,520 21岁时 我对自己说 When I turned 21, I said, 137 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,990 "海莉 你是时候做个独立的女人了" "Haley, time to be your own woman," 138 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:36,650 于是我搬进了地下室 and I moved into the basement. 139 00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:38,670 抱歉 我无意打断 I'm sorry. I don't-I don't mean to interrupt, 140 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:40,750 但我不断回想 but I just keep replaying 141 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,630 我就育儿方式问题给你的回答 my answer to you about my parenting style. 142 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:45,260 不必多想 Oh, don't give it a second thought. 143 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,960 可当我说我想永不回头地逃命去 But when I said I wanted to run away and never come back, 144 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:48,850 那只是个玩笑 that was a joke. 145 00:04:48,850 --> 00:04:50,240 -当然 -我知道 - Yeah, absolutely. ‭- I know. 146 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,030 只不过你很认真地记下来了 It's just that you wrote it down like -- 147 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,570 -妈 别想了 -好 - Mom, let it go. - Okay. 148 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:54,500 艾丽克斯 So, Alex, 149 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,130 我知道你夏天是在洪都拉斯过的 I see you spent your summer in Honduras. 150 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,710 你还进行过哪些激励人心的旅行 Any other travel that inspired... 151 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:01,500 邓菲太太 Mrs. Dunphy? 152 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,640 假如你能在我的笑话旁 If you could maybe just make a little, like, L-O-L 153 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,240 小小写上一笔"爆笑" 就很清楚了 next to my joke, so then it's super clear. 154 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,110 澳大利亚 我去哥斯达黎加露营过 Australia, a camping trip to Costa Rica, 155 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:11,210 -还在欧洲过了一个月 -很出众 - and a month in Europe. - Excellent. 156 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,970 她的确继承了旅行癖的血统 Well, she does come by her wanderlust honestly. 157 00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:15,920 孩子们都知道我高中时的旅行 The kids here all know about my high school trip 158 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,200 我去了苏联 to the Soviet Union. 159 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,100 是 但是她不需要听那些 Yeah, but she doesn't need to hear about that. 160 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,360 -别 请讲 继续 -在冷战胶着时期 - No, please. Continue. - In the depths of the Cold War, 161 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,820 我的蹦床队参与了文化交流活动 my tumbling team was part of a cultural exchange. 162 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:27,230 我和一个叫塞奇的蹦床家成为了朋友 I became friends with a Russian tumbler named Sergei 163 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:29,170 他想了解美国的一切 who wanted to hear all about the U.S. 164 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:31,620 他让我回家后给他发照片 He asked me to -- to send pictures when I got home, 165 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,110 而且不是景点那种 and not just touristy stuff. 166 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:34,820 塞奇对日常的东西很感兴趣 Sergei was interested in ordinary things -- 167 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:38,390 机场啦 发电厂啦 火车站啦 uh, airports, um, power plants, train stations. 168 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,020 他们家是做栅栏[防御]生意的 His family was in the fence business. 169 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:43,300 他说我们的军队有全世界 He said our military had the best fencing... 170 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:44,650 最优秀的防护 ...in the world. 171 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:47,510 我一定有给他发起码50张 I must have sent him 50 pictures 172 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:49,550 彭德尔顿军营的周边图 of the perimeter of Camp Pendleton. 173 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:53,090 总之 我们不想占用您一整天的时间 Anyway, we don't want to take up your whole day. 174 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:54,860 不然您就没空详细写好报告了 You wouldn't have time to write up your report, 175 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:56,810 您可以把报告的标题写成"艾丽克斯·邓菲 which you could title "Alex Dunphy: 176 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:59,330 出淤泥而不染的那朵莲花" The Apple that fell very far from the Tree." 177 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:02,390 -非常感谢你们 我们会保持联系的 -谢谢您 -Thank you all very much. We will be in touch. -Thank you. 178 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:03,180 -谢谢 -好 再见 -Thank you. -Okay, bye-bye. 179 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,200 再见 聊得很愉快 Bye. ‭Fun chatting. 180 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:06,420 知道吗 我们邓菲家只要想 You know what? We Dunphys clean up 181 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:08,350 就没有做不好的事 对吧 pretty well when we want to, don't we? 182 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,810 你在搞笑吗 Are you kidding me? 183 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:13,390 妈 你就非得对她的笔记本犯强迫症吗 Mom, did you really have to OCD all over her notebook? 184 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:15,020 还有你 吹嘘自己这么大还赖在家里住 And you, bragging about 185 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:17,510 都多大了 快30了吧 still living at home at, like, what? 30? 186 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:20,110 还有爸你 真是干得漂亮 And Dad, well done. 187 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:21,890 没有什么比得上自己老爹是个俄罗斯间谍 There's nothing that cinches a government job 188 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:24,040 更能把握住政府工作的机会了 like finding out your dad was a Russian spy! 189 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,410 卢克说得太对了 Luke was right about all of you. 190 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:28,170 指挥官 彼得潘 梦想家 Commandant, Peter Pan, Dreamer. 191 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,030 谢谢 亚历山德拉 在这个家里 Thank you, Alexandra. It's not easy 192 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:31,750 当个聪明人可不容易 being the smart ones in this family. 193 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,400 别拿你跟我比 Don't compare us! 194 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:35,060 你上一次的英语论文拿回来的时候 Your last English paper came back 195 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:37,970 贴了个"加油"加菲猫贴纸 with a Garfield sticker on it that said "Way to go!" 196 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:40,710 那是她给的第二好的贴纸了 That's the second highest sticker she gives out! 197 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,750 又一个新鲜鸡蛋 下蛋公主的恩赐 Another fresh one, courtesy of Princess Layer. 198 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,750 {\an8}谐音Princess Leia《星球大战》中的莉娅公主 199 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:50,710 又取一个新名字 Another new name? 200 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,890 她已经当过蛋格·莱恩和麻辣鸡了 She's already been Egg Ryan and Chicky Minaj. 201 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,890 {\an8}谐音女演员梅格·莱恩 与歌手妮琪·米娜 即麻辣鸡 202 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:55,040 我知道拥有一只鸡不是你的梦想 I know having a chicken isn't your dream. 203 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,880 但是如果这能让你好受一些的话 But if it makes you feel any better, 204 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,120 我觉得我重新发现了自己 I think I know who I am again. 205 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,850 是一个讨厌鸡的人 A person who hates chickens! 206 00:07:01,850 --> 00:07:04,920 它们又脏又蠢得要死 They are filthy and beyond stupid. 207 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:06,640 等我一找到发票 The momennt I can find the receipt, 208 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,900 就要退回这只鸡 I am returning that chicken. 209 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,300 但是我不打算告诉米奇尔 But I'm not gonna let Mitchell know because, 210 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:11,720 因为就像那只麻烦鸟 我也是个惹事精 like that vile bird, I made a big stink. 211 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,750 我们又没有鸡食了 Oh. We're out of chicken feed again? 212 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,260 今天我学校有个 I have a meeting at the school today 213 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:18,440 和返校日委员会的会议 with the homecoming committee. 214 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,800 如果投票没错的话 If polling is correct, 215 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,330 新的皇后是坐轮椅的女孩 the new queen is gonna be in a wheelchair, 216 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:22,850 放气球的环节超支 没预算弄残疾坡道了 and we already blew our ramp budget 217 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:25,310 所以能不能麻烦你去... on a balloon drop, so could you maybe -- 218 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:26,770 小卡 这是我这周第三次 Cam, this will be my third trip 219 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:28,540 去谷物饲料店了 to the feed and grain store this week. 220 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,160 我们说好了 We agreed that you'd be the one 221 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,060 由你来照顾这只讨厌鬼 to take care of this awful thing. 222 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,160 我从未真正感觉到和动物有感情联系 I've never really felt a connection to animals, 223 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,780 但是那只鸡很特别 but there's just something about that chicken. 224 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:41,540 那深情的双眼 紧张的小动作 The soulful eyes, the nervous movements, 225 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:44,210 头顶上可爱的红红小鸡冠 the cute little splash of red on top. 226 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:45,840 她真是太可爱了 She's just likeable. 227 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,100 另外 我超爱去那家饲料店 Plus, I love going to that feed store. 228 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:51,200 我一走进那扇门 就跟他们成了一路人 T-The second I walk through the door, I'm one of them. 229 00:07:53,060 --> 00:07:54,660 -雷猴啊 鲍比 -你好 - Howdy, Bobby. - ‭Hey. 230 00:07:54,730 --> 00:07:55,820 闻起来像下过雨 Smells like rain. 231 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:57,250 你怎么这么快就又回来了 What are you doing back so soon? 232 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,230 对 我告诉过你一次应该 Yeah, I told you you got to buy 233 00:07:58,230 --> 00:07:59,610 多买几包饲料 more than one bag of feed at a time. 234 00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:01,320 没事 不麻烦 No, it's no bother. 235 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,520 没事 从农田里出来透透气挺好的 No, it's nice to get out of the field, 236 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,660 还能远离鸡 群 away from the chicken...s. 237 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:08,640 晚上猴啊 Evenin'. 238 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,690 问题是我不能让小卡知道 The problem is I can't let Cam know 239 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:14,470 我很享受这种乡绅生活 that I'm enjoying my new life as a gentleman farmer. 240 00:08:14,470 --> 00:08:16,410 我们俩整段恋情里 I-I've spent our whole relationship 241 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:19,070 我都在试图打压他的乡野气质 trying to tamp down his farm-ness. 242 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,810 他就差这点鼓励 Ugh, it's all the encouragement he'd need 243 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:24,360 就要举家搬到密苏里乡下当"王老先生"[儿歌]了 to -- to move us to Missouri and go full Old MacDonald. 244 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,960 咿呀咿呀不要哟 E-I-E-I-no. 245 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,360 我没给门上闩吗 天啊 Did I leave that unlatched? Oh, God. 246 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,710 鸡妮弗 鸡妮弗 Hennifer? Hennifer?! 247 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:38,680 你是雷德利吗 我是一点钟比赛的裁判 Hey, are you Ridley? I'm reffing the 1:00 game. 248 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:41,450 我的热狗代金券是比赛之前还是之后给 Hey, do I get my voucher for a hot dog before or after? 249 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:43,930 你的哨子呢 Oh...Hey. You got your whistle? 250 00:08:43,930 --> 00:08:45,440 靠 我忘带了 Oh, damn. I forgot it. 251 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,430 迟到 还没带哨子 你对这比赛的尊敬在哪 Late and no whistle? Where's your respect for the game? 252 00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:49,920 在某个橄榄球场上吧 On a football field somewhere. 253 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,940 -不然你借我你的 -你开什么玩笑 - Hey, what do you say I borrow yours? ‭- Are you kidding? 254 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:53,830 我刚因为接吻病而停了六周课 I just lost six weeks of school to mono. 255 00:08:53,830 --> 00:08:54,990 你负责第四区 You're on field 4. 256 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:58,530 行了 我们快点了事吧 All right. Let's get this over with. 257 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,440 你是我比赛的裁判吗 You are the referee for my game? 258 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,170 你对足球一点都不懂 You don't know anything about soccer. 259 00:09:02,170 --> 00:09:04,930 这话留着去跟逼我到这的女人说吧 Take that up with the lady who forced me into this. 260 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:06,540 好了 紫队 我们出发 Okay, purple, let's go! 261 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:08,140 乔 芬恩 克莱德 前锋 Joe, Finn, Clyde up front! 262 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:10,140 卢卡斯 迪伦 查德 后卫 Lucas, Dylan, Chad in the back! 263 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:11,950 伊斯特芬 守门 Estefan, in goal! 264 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,900 我猜伊斯特芬是那个 I'm guessing that Estefan is the kid 265 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,550 住得大老远的孩子 who lives out of the district? 266 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:17,440 他的腿毛比我都多 His legs are hairier than mine, 267 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,530 而且我觉得他戴了个婚戒 and I think he was wearing a wedding ring. 268 00:09:19,550 --> 00:09:22,380 我们开始吧 新手 Let's get this party started, rookie. 269 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,870 好吧 你不吹哨他们不会开始的 Okay, they won't start unless you use the whistle. 270 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,640 吹哨 吹哨 Whistle! Whistle! 271 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:33,810 克莱德 空档 进球了 Clyde, it's open! Yes! 272 00:09:34,630 --> 00:09:37,710 吹哨 不算分 紫队越位 Whistle! No goal! Purple offside! 273 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,530 越位 你瞎了吗 Offside? Are you blind? 274 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:42,640 他说的对 红队从球现在的位置罚球 He's right. Free kick for red right where the ball is. 275 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,410 对 红队从球现在的位置罚球 Yes, free kick for red right where the ball is. 276 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,140 预备 吹哨 And...whistle. 277 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:51,070 几周以来第一次 歌洛莉亚得听我的 For the first time in weeks, Gloria had to listen to me. 278 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:54,100 我说了算 雷德利这么说的 I was in charge. Ridley said so. 279 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,400 得分 太棒了 Goal, yes! 280 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,370 教练 比分要太超前了 Coach, you're running up the score. 281 00:09:58,370 --> 00:10:00,080 你得换一个弱一点的队员 You got to sub in some of your weaker players. 282 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,500 那个戴着颈枕的孩子吧 这种一般都弱 How about this kid with the neck pillow? It's usually a tip-off. 283 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,510 我不是在超前 我是在赢 I'm not running up the score. I'm winning. 284 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:07,910 你要么换人 要么走人 You either make the substitution or you are leaving my field. 285 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:09,870 够了 吹哨 That's it! Whistle! 286 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:10,800 你被驱逐出场了 You're out of here! 287 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:13,900 吓不倒我 Doesn't frighten me. 288 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,480 这样呢 How about that? 289 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,570 有点吓人 A little bit. 290 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:23,610 你好 海莉 什么事 Oh, hey, Haley. What's up? 291 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,710 其实我有点生家里人的气 I'm kind of mad at my family, actually. 292 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:28,140 他们一直说我有彼得潘人格 They keep saying I have one of those Peter Pan personalities, 293 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:29,810 所以 计划有变 so, um, change of plans. 294 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:31,260 我们去看戏剧 不看马戏团了 We're going to a play, not the circus. 295 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:32,220 等等 什么 Wait, what? 296 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:33,790 迪伦 别大惊小怪 Dylan, don't make a thing out of this. 297 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:34,880 那头大象不会记得你去年答应过 The elephant's not going to remember 298 00:10:34,890 --> 00:10:36,310 今年要去看他的 you promised to see him next year. 299 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,810 不是 海莉我是听不清 信号不好 No, Haley. I-I can't hear you. Bad reception. 300 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,120 我往前开一点 Let me move up. 301 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:46,330 艾丽克斯说对了吗 Was Alex right? 302 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:49,930 我不知不觉中成了... 泄露机密的间谍吗 Had I been an unwitting -- an unwitting spy? 303 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:52,270 我甚至翻出以前旅行时俄罗斯报纸 I even dug out an old article they'd done on me 304 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,280 刊登的关于我的旧文章 in a Russian newspaper during my trip. 305 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,250 塞奇告诉我文章标题是 Sergei told me the headline said, 306 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:58,350 《年轻杂技演员的友谊使命》 "Young Tumbler's Mission of Friendship." 307 00:10:58,350 --> 00:11:00,300 但用谷歌翻译扫描翻出来的 A quick scan into Google Translate 308 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,540 真正意思是 revealed the truth -- 309 00:11:01,650 --> 00:11:04,740 《知名杂技演员谴责西方》 "Famous Tumbler Denounces the West." 310 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:06,950 我需要呼吸新鲜空气 让脑子清醒清醒 I needed some fresh air to clear my head. 311 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,600 我念高中时有那么好骗吗 Had I been that big a dupe in high school? 312 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,750 如果我真那么傻 And if so, what was stopping them 313 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,540 又有什么能阻止他们再次利用我 from trying to use me again today? 314 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:21,880 邓菲先生 Hey, Mr. D! 315 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,340 你好啊 哥们 Hey, hey, hey! What's up, buddy?! 316 00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:34,600 快把你逼疯了 对吧 指挥官 Makes you crazy, doesn't it, Commandant? 317 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,360 没有 No. 318 00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:38,210 这么说你没打算把椅子搬正 So you weren't about to straighten that chair? 319 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,680 因为如果世间万物不是井然有序 Because if the whole world isn't completely ordered, 320 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,440 你就会感觉被万蚁噬心 it feels like your skin is on fire? 321 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,940 这真是不折不扣的空谈[椅子]心理学 This is literally armchair psychology. 322 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:48,640 卢克 你对我的评价很正确 我就是个梦想家 Luke, your label for me was spot on. I am a Dreamer. 323 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,390 不 更糟 我是容易受骗的蠢材 No, worse, I'm a -- I'm a patsy, 324 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,900 好傻好天真的呆瓜 a mark, a full-on sucker! 325 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,190 菲尔 冷静点 你才不是好骗的笨蛋 Phil, calm down. You're not a dupe. 326 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:55,240 快坐下 Have a seat. 327 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,730 真可悲 Sad. 328 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,320 -大家好啊 -迪兰 帽子不错啊 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Dylan. Sweet lid. 329 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,120 -多少钱买的 -不要钱 - What did it cost you? ‭- Zilch. 330 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,830 有人扔了很多帽子在街对面的垃圾桶里 Someone threw a bunch of them in the trash across the street. 331 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,540 海莉在楼下等你呢 So, uh, Haley's waiting for you downstairs. 332 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:07,440 等等 我以前也有顶类似的巴拿马草帽... ‭Hang on. I used to have a Panama that looked a little like -- 333 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,860 还有我的软呢帽 And my fedora! 334 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:11,270 你之前骗我说要捐给"阳敏秃美组织" You duped me into believing we were donating them to ISSBA, 335 00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:12,900 其实是要把帽子都丢到垃圾堆 and you were just gonna throw them in the trash. 336 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,690 但这举动伤害的不只是我 克莱尔 But this doesn't just hurt me, Claire. 337 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,310 还有那些"对阳光敏感的 What about the poor people at the Institute 338 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,190 秃头美国人协会"的成员... for Sun-Sensitive Bald... Americans? 339 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,100 对不起 我很抱歉 菲尔 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Phil. 340 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,950 只是那个女人要来采访我们 It's just that woman was coming and the interview -- 341 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,470 家里到处杂乱无章 and there was all that clutter. 342 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:26,920 我有病 告诉他 卢克 I'm sick. Tell him, Luke. 343 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,980 省省吧 克莱尔 你跟其他人都一样 Save it, Claire. You think of me what everyone thinks of me. 344 00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:32,000 觉得我是个逢被骗必中招的死蠢 I'm a rube, a pigeon, a greenhorn. 345 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,420 好了 迪兰 去换身衣服 把帽子摘了 Okay, Dylan. Let's get you changed and lose the hat. 346 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,800 阻挡别人视线很没礼貌 It's rude to block people's views 347 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,530 毕竟我们下午要去... where we'll be spending our afternoon... 348 00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:39,610 大人才会去的剧院 at an adult theater. 349 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,320 我们都知道 I mean, we all knew 350 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,690 底下还有第三顶帽子的 对吧 there was gonna be a third one, right? 351 00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:46,020 -老子不知道 -好吧 - I didn't! ‭- Okay. 352 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,670 -我一定是忘把门闩上了 -很有可能 - I must have left the latch open. - You probably did. 353 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,460 我... 我知道那只鸡对你有多重要 I -- I know how much that chicken means to you. 354 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,590 非常重要 So much. 355 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:55,930 如今发生了如此悲痛的事 And now something this painful -- 356 00:12:55,930 --> 00:12:59,650 我都不知道以后还有没有勇气再养鸡了 I-I don't think I could have a chicken again ever. 357 00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:01,650 等等 有监控录像 Wait, wait. T-The security camera. 358 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,770 我们可以查出到底发生了什么 We can -- We can find out exactly what happened. 359 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,700 对 我忘了有这个 Oh, yeah. I...forgot about that. 360 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,590 米奇尔 米奇尔 等等 等等 Mitchell, Mitchell, wait, wait. 361 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,560 你不习惯面对农场生活的残酷现实 You're not used to the harsh realities of farm life. 362 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,600 这些动物 看起来都很可爱 All these animals -- they seem so sweet, 363 00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:14,770 但一旦表现出软弱的一面 就会招来屠杀 but it's a bloodbath at the first sign of weakness, 364 00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:16,010 就像我们跟朋友吃饭时 like dinner with our friends 365 00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:17,660 有一个人起身离席后 会发生腥风血雨 when one person gets up from the table. 366 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,930 老天 好吧 你来看 Oh, my God. Okay, well, you -- you look 367 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:20,720 -然后告诉我发生了什么 -好 - and tell me what happened. - ‭Okay. 368 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:23,570 等会告诉我 我离席后他们说了我什么坏话 And later, tell me what people say when I leave the table. 369 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:26,550 好了 暂时无事发生 Okay, well, nothing happening yet. 370 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:27,680 其实 我想亲眼看看 Okay, you know, I want to see. 371 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,170 不不不 别 No. No, no, no. Don't. 372 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,020 不好 糟糕 Oh, no. Oh, no. 373 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,940 -有东西进来后院了 -是什么 - Something's come into the backyard. - ‭What? 374 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,510 好像是只浣熊 I think it's a raccoon. 375 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:39,350 -苍天啊 场面好血腥 -天啊 - OhOh th-- Oh, the horror! - ‭Oh, my God! 376 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:40,990 不 不 她在反抗 No, no. No, she's fighting. 377 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,920 她在反抗 米奇尔 拼尽全力 She's fighting, Mitchell, with every fiber... 378 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,160 -没错 -凭借她不屈不挠的弱鸡斗志 - That's right. - ...of her indomitable chicken-y spirit. 379 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,490 结束了 老天 And it's over. Oh, gosh. 380 00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:48,860 这是餐厅剧院制作的 由退役球星 Well, that's the worst farm calamity I've seen 381 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,800 阿布杜尔·贾巴尔主演的音乐剧《俄克拉荷马》后 since a dinner theater production of "Oklahoma!" 382 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,840 我看过的最惨不忍睹的农场惨剧 starring Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 383 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:53,870 删除 Delete. Hmm. 384 00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:55,640 尸体在哪 Where's the body? 385 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,720 被拖走了 Um, dragged off. 386 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,050 那她说不定还活着 Well, then she could still be alive! 387 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,310 我们必须去找她 W-We have to look for her. 388 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,170 拿上她最喜欢的尖叫玩具 Okay. G-Grab her favorite squeak toy. 389 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,720 好吧 哪一个 Okay, well, which -- which one? 390 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,470 松鼠·邓波儿还是狮奥纳多·迪卡普里奥 Squirrely Temple or Lionardo DiCaprio? 391 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,010 怎么感觉你一点都不了解她 It's like you don't even know her. 392 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:12,290 "绝望的酒鬼... 破碎的生活 破碎的梦想" "Dead-end alcoholics...broken lives, and broken dreams..." 393 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,940 完全没提到蜘蛛侠 Nope, nothing about Spider-Man. 394 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,780 来的一定是另外一个冰人 不是蜘蛛侠的朋友 Must be a different Iceman that cometh. 395 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,780 {\an8}其实是名剧作家尤金·奥尼尔所著的 《送冰的人来了/The Iceman Cometh》 396 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,640 没关系 说不定也很好看 That's okay. It could still be good. 397 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:21,380 {\an8}《送冰的人来了》 398 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,030 可是 迪兰 你不能再盯着 But, Dylan, you have to stop looking 399 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:22,910 那边的嘉年华了 at the carnival over there. 400 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,570 抱歉 但如果我知道之后 I'm sorry, but it just might be easier to enjoy 401 00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:28,590 我们会"行"去那边 "耍"碰碰车 this unsparing look at life's castoffs 402 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:30,360 我会更容易欣赏 if I knew that afterwards, 403 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,860 这出描绘人生失败者的 we were gonna walketh over there 404 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,500 残忍戏剧 and goeth to the bumper cars. 405 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:35,390 我只是要你花... I'm literally asking for only... 406 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,010 四个半小时 4 1/2 hours? 407 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:40,190 我知道你想证明我们是成熟的大人 Look. I know you want to prove that we're mature adults, 408 00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:41,780 但你看看排队的人 but look at this line. 409 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,850 我们在这里就是年轻人 We are the young people here. 410 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,020 然而 Whereas... 411 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,980 在嘉年华那边 我们就会是 At the carnival, we'd be, like, 412 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:49,040 年纪最大的人 the oldest people there? 413 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,890 我能提醒你 上次他们押送我们 May I remind you what they said to us last time 414 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,810 离开球池时 说了什么吗 when they escorted us out of the ball pit? 415 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,120 "不好意思 这个娱乐设施不是给..." "Excuse me, but this attraction really isn't for..." 416 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:56,910 "成年人玩的" "adults." ‭ 417 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,930 -我的夫人 -我的迪兰 - M'lady. ‭- M'Dylan. 418 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,010 好了 我们需要谈谈 Okay, we need to talk. 419 00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:05,550 我们当然得好好谈一下 You bet we need to talk. 420 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,500 我把你赶出比赛 是我过分了 I was out of bounds throwing you out of that game. 421 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,200 你把我赶出比赛 当然过分了 You bet you were out of bounds throwing me out of that game. 422 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,690 但一切都是我的错 杰 But it was all my fault, Jay. 423 00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:14,060 一切当然都是我的错 杰 You bet it was all my fault, Jay -- 424 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,040 别用兔八哥那招陷害我重复你说的话 Don't Bugs Bunny me. 425 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:18,580 好吧 我们都喜欢当掌控全局的人 Okay. So we both like to be in charge. 426 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,160 但关系到乔时 我们能不能立场一致 But when it comes to Joe, can we both be on the same page? 427 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,590 比如今早我试着劝他 Like this morning when I was trying to get him 428 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,750 吃蔬菜时 支持我一下 to eat his vegetables? Back me up. 429 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,790 我就知道我该扔了那些甜菜根 I knew I should have thrown away those beets! 430 00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:29,500 太蠢了 我是4岁小屁孩吗 Stupid. What am I, 4? 431 00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:32,830 我们好像是没能树立起正确的榜样 I guess we're not setting a very good example. 432 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,880 没错 我们对对方说不 Exactly! When we say no to each other, 433 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,620 他就认为他可以对我们说不 he thinks he can say no to us. 434 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,820 对 比如他的功课 上床睡觉时间 Yeah, like for his homework, his bedtime -- 435 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:41,200 或者重要的事 例如吃有营养的食物 Or something important like eating those nutritious... 436 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,050 -吹哨 -吹哨 - Whistle! - ‭Whistle! 437 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:46,970 菲尔 Phil, look. 438 00:15:46,970 --> 00:15:49,030 帽子的事我骗了你 很抱歉 I'm really sorry I lied to you about the hats. 439 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,980 但凭良心说 你的确是会... But in all fairness, you do have a tendency to -- 440 00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:53,320 又来了 又要说我舍不得丢东西吗 This again? How I can't throw anything away? 441 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:56,940 我们家有录了100集的《囤积狂》节目 We have 100 episodes of "Hoarders" on DVR 442 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,460 你想看随时都能看 in case you want to watch them again. 443 00:15:58,460 --> 00:15:59,710 我的重点不在这里 That's not what this is about. 444 00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,090 是无论谁跟我说什么 This is about me blindly believing 445 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,800 我都会盲目相信 whatever anybody tells me. 446 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,910 你这样太苛责自己了 You're being too hard on yourself. 447 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:06,840 你总想看到人最好的一面 You want to see the best in people. 448 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,970 并不代表你就真的什么鬼话都会信啊 It doesn't mean you're gonna believe just anything. 449 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:11,610 真的吗 那你说说我们珍爱的传家宝 Really? What about our beloved family heirloom? 450 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:12,670 -克莱尔 -怎么 - Claire? - ‭Hmm? 451 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:16,060 这是真货吗 还是我只是第四代的邓菲傻子 Is this real, or am I just a fourth-generation Dunphy dummy? 452 00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:20,500 米奇的肩膀的确有些过壮 Well, uh, Mickey's shoulders are a bit muscular. 453 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:23,300 但或许是迪士尼的创办人 But, perhaps, Walt customized it 454 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,330 为你的曾祖父所特别设计的版本嘛 for your great-grandfather because he was, uh -- 455 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,860 他是个港口工人是吗 He was a longshoreman? 456 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,470 他是女士帽子的商贩 He sold ladies' bonnets. Oh. 457 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,920 妈 你能把爸的信用卡 Mom, can you slip Dad's credit card 458 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,310 在他发现之前塞回他... back in his wallet before he -- 459 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,070 你好啊 帅哥 Oh. Hey, handsome. 460 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,720 再次证明你们就是... Further proof of how you all see me -- 461 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,380 把我当成脑子被门夹过的傻子 as a turnip truck faller-offer! 462 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:38,140 -才没有 -那我问你 - No. - ‭Then I'll ask you. 463 00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:42,610 你相信这是华特·迪士尼先生画的吗 Do you believe that this was drawn by Walt Disney? 464 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,430 艾丽克斯 你进来 Alex, get in here. 465 00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,230 -艾丽克斯 -别啊 亲爱的 你知道她会说什么 - Alex! - No, honey, you know what she's gonna say. 466 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,160 她的验光师都不准她戴隐形眼镜 Her optometrist won't even let her wear contacts 467 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:51,730 因为她翻白眼过于频繁... 你来啦 'cause of all the excessive eye rolling. - Hi. 468 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:53,120 我想知道真相 I need to know the truth. 469 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:56,100 艾丽克斯 真货还是假货 Alex, real or unreal? 470 00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,240 真货 Real. 471 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,520 的确 是有些不像 但你不是说过 Yeah, it's a little off, but didn't you say 472 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:03,320 他当时得在卡车货斗里画吗 he had to draw it in the back of a truck? 473 00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:07,030 而且什么人搭便车会随身携带绘图铅笔啊 And what hitchhiker would be carrying around a drafting pencil 474 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,900 肯定是卡通绘画师之类的嘛 if he wasn't some sort of an animator? 475 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:13,080 而且谁会没油了沦落到道路一旁呢 And who would run out of gas on the side of the road 476 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,720 肯定是个满眼光芒并幻想着 but a starry-eyed dreamer envisioning 477 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,120 世界上最快乐之处的梦想家吧 the happiest place on earth? 478 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:17,980 所以 是真货 So...real. 479 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:19,970 另外 我得到那份工作了 Also I got the job. 480 00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:21,100 -什么 -很棒啊 - What? ‭- Hey. 481 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,510 是啊 他们刚打电话通知 我还在感到震惊呢 Yeah, they just called. I'm still in shock myself. 482 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,390 亲爱的 我好为你骄傲 Oh, honey. I'm so proud of you. 483 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:26,980 让我去开一瓶香槟庆祝 Oh, let me get some champagne. 484 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,340 卢克 来帮我拿杯子 Luke, help me with the glasses. 485 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,250 艾丽克斯 太棒了 我就知道你能行 Alex, that's amazing. I knew you could do it. 486 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,570 你对所有事情都这么乐观 You say that about everything. 487 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:35,240 -是啦 但是... -不 我是想谢谢你 - Well, I know, but... - No, thank you. 488 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:39,180 学骑自行车 我的首次大提琴发表会 Riding a bike, my first cello concert, 489 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:41,650 大一化学课 这份工作 freshman chemistry, this job -- 490 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,840 每次我确信自己做不到某件事的时候 every time I was sure I couldn't do something, 491 00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:46,390 你都能让我对自己有信心 you convinced me I could. 492 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,390 家里有一个愿意相信的人真好 It's nice to have a believer in the house. 493 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,530 到处都找不到她 I don't see her anywhere. 494 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:01,990 转个弯去那一边找找吧 All right, let's maybe turn around and look over there? 495 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,970 米奇尔 为什么鸡要过马路 Okay, Mitchell, why would the chicken cross the road? 496 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,970 {\an8}"为什么鸡要过马路"是常见的冷笑话老梗 答案是"因为要去马路对面" 497 00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:06,450 我其实完全没带他在找鸡 We were never finding that chicken. 498 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:08,710 在经过一阵不愉快的搏斗之后 After an unpleasant struggle that I only won 499 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:11,000 我在身中无数爪的情况下活了下来 after sustaining multiple scratches, 500 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,710 并把鸡放到了我们车的后座上 I put it in the back seat of my car, 501 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,620 开车送到了一个产蛋场 把它丢进了围栏 drove it to the egg farm, and lobbed it over the fence. 502 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,820 鸡稍微能飞啦 They can fly a little. 503 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,540 你的手臂上都是抓伤 怎么了 Oh, your arm's all scratched up. What happened? 504 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,300 大概是我出手阻止 Oh, um, it's probably from when I was trying to 505 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:25,020 两只冠蓝鸦的打架时留下来的吧 break that fight up with those, um -- those blue jays. 506 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,720 哎哟 妈呀 Oh. ‭Oh, gosh. Oh, God. 507 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,560 我的老天啊 Oh, man. 508 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,960 我突然感觉好困啊 I am all of a sudden feeling very tired. 509 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,730 -需要换我来开车吗 -不用 没事的 - Well, do you want me to drive? - No, no, it's fine. 510 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,570 -小卡 小心 -天啊 - Cam, watch out! ‭- Oh, my God! 511 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,580 你把鸡妮弗给丢了对吧 You got rid of Hennifer. 512 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:41,120 对啦 我承认 Okay, I admit it. 513 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,320 我讨厌那只鸡 我又没脸 I hated that chicken, and I was too ashamed 514 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,300 说出这件事 因为我为了你把我的 to say anything because I -- I made such a big stink 515 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,440 乡下魂给吐槽没了的事 跟你抱怨那么久 out of you shaming the country out of me. 516 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,260 对不起 I'm sorry. 517 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,410 我想坦白一件事 I have a confession. 518 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,780 -我爱那只鸡 -真的吗 - I love that chicken. ‭- Really? 519 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,250 我不想承认这件事 因为我想保持我自己 I-I didn't want to admit it because I like to see myself 520 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,200 是那种... 你懂的 精致高雅的都市人 as a sort of, you know, sophisticated urbanite. 521 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,490 但我想你... ‭But I guess you -- 522 00:18:58,490 --> 00:18:59,870 你稍微把我乡下化了一点 you countrified me a little. 523 00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:01,940 你也都市化了我 Well, you citified me. 524 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,720 -好像有点甜呢 -是啊 - Aww, that's kind of sweet. - ‭It is. 525 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,520 我们现在只需要去找到一个活动 You know, now we just need to find an activity 526 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,710 能满足你心中那个叼稻草乡村男孩 that satisfies the straw-chewing country boy in you 527 00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:12,080 与我心中那个喜爱橱窗购物的都市男孩 and the window-shopping cosmopolitan in me. 528 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,700 顺着这条路往下开 Drive up the road a piece. 529 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,080 问你啊 这马用洗发水猫能用吗 Now, will this horse shampoo harm a cat? 530 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,760 因为我... 我好喜欢这香味 Because I just -- I love the scent. 531 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,650 领子翻还是不翻 Collar up or down? 532 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:23,950 翻下来 Uh, down. 533 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,160 我会让你尝到报应的 ‭You'll pay for that! 534 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,610 天啊 天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 535 00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:35,910 暂停 暂停 我看到了自己的倒影 Timeout, timeout! I just saw my reflection! 536 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:38,600 我就说那个西班牙糖棒会把我口红弄没 I told you that churro was going to drink up my lipstick. 537 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:39,890 暂停结束 Time in! 538 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,420 天啊 Oh, my God! 539 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,590 迪兰 口红断进我鼻孔了 Dylan, the lipstick went up my nose! 540 00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:46,390 断在里面深处啊 It's really jammed up there! 541 00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:49,570 好的 你别动 海莉 Oh, okay. Stay still, Haley. 542 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:51,520 我... 我去从另一边撞你 I'll -- I'll hit you from the other side. 543 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:54,460 你要干嘛 What are you doing? 544 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,890 通知你们一下 X光显示鼻梁没断 Just want to let you know, the x-ray shows no broken nose. 545 00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:03,070 我猜你看出来我们有点幼稚了 I guess you figured out we were acting kind of childish. 546 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,760 还能玩的时候就要玩到最疯嘛 Enjoy it while you can, right? 547 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,930 对啊 谁说我们要拼命长大成人啊 Yeah. Who says we have to race into being adults? 548 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,610 谁会不想享受无忧无虑的生活 Why wouldn't you want to enjoy a carefree life 549 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:10,630 而且要越久越好呢 as long as you could? 550 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,150 至少到生孩子前都能这样啊 At least until the baby comes. 551 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:13,980 那还有好多年呢 相信我 Oh, that's years away. Trust me. 552 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,600 其实我们在麻醉前都会先验血 Actually, we always run a blood test before anesthesia. 553 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:18,780 你怀孕了 You're pregnant. 554 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:29,010 我们可以在这里耗一整晚 We can be here all night. 555 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:30,450 我不能啊 I couldn't. 556 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,420 我要去小短家看拳赛 都迟到了 I was late to watch the fight at Shorty's. 557 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:33,800 等我到的时候 By the time I got there, 558 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,560 波兰香肠好的部分肯定都被他们吃光了 the Polish sausage was gonna be down to those puckered end pieces. 559 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,490 听我说 我妥协了 Listen, I'll meet you halfway. 560 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:45,770 当你妈没在看的时候 When your mother's not looking, 561 00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,730 你吃甜菜根 我就吃甜菜根 you eat a beet, I eat a beet. 562 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:48,510 同意吗 Deal? 563 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:53,300 亲爱的 我能喝点酒吗 Mi amor, can I get some wine? 564 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,560 伊斯特芬的父亲打电话来了 That was Estefan's father. 565 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,690 绿哥布林队想挖角他 The Green Goblins are trying to recruit him. 566 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,440 我需要去一趟提款机 I need to stop by the ATM 567 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,060 然后去他家坐坐 and then go to his house. 568 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,690 你爸爸不注意的时候 When your daddy's not looking, 569 00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:05,580 我们就一人吃一块甜菜根好吗 let's split the beets, okay? 570 00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:12,420 好吧 我决定要吃了 Fine. I'm ready to eat these, 571 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:13,850 但我们能不能关灯 but can we turn off the lights 572 00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:15,870 我吃的时候不想看它们恶心的样子 so I don't have to see how gross they are? 573 00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:17,330 -有道理 -好主意 - Makes sense. - Good idea. 574 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,990 -太棒了 宝贝 -我的乖儿子啊 - Bravo, papi! - That's my guy!