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You'll wake Lily. 21 00:00:06,870 --> 00:00:07,840 你是有多醉啊 How drunk are you? 22 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,060 我跟你说三次她出去校外旅行了 I told you three times she's on that school trip. 23 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:11,020 你要是不这么小声说 I'd feel more confident 24 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:12,830 -你的话会更有说服力一点 -你说得合理 - if you weren't also whispering. - Fair point. 25 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:14,270 你... 你擦了口红吗 Are -- Are you wearing lipstick? 26 00:00:14,270 --> 00:00:16,240 我是擦了指甲油吗 ‭Am I wearing nail polish? 27 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,120 我们算是出去疯了一晚 So, we kind of had a crazy night out. 28 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,650 本来一开始只是 It started off at this little 29 00:00:20,650 --> 00:00:22,960 去一家我听人说的隐秘地下酒吧 under-the-radar speakeasy I heard about. 30 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,380 他网上搜了"我家附近的酷酒吧" Uh, he Googled "Cool bars near me." 31 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,310 反正呢 我们遇到了一帮20岁小年轻 Anyway, we met a group of 20-somethings 32 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:28,650 大家相谈甚欢 that took a shine to us. 33 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:31,460 他们带我们进入了地下派对 They introduced us to the world of underground parties 34 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:32,670 与一杯鸡尾酒要18块的世界 and $18 cocktails. 35 00:00:32,670 --> 00:00:33,880 -真的是太烧了 -是燃 - It was so burnt. ‭- Lit. 36 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,970 -太燃 -燃 - Lit. - ‭Lit. 37 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:37,720 我们去的这些酒吧 有半数我都记不得了 I don't even remember half these bars. 38 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,270 我们昨晚还去了医院吗 Did we go to a hospital last night? 39 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:41,170 塔克奶奶的招牌解宿醉秘方 Okay, Grandma Tucker's hangover remedy -- 40 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:43,930 在你的舌下放小块黄油 把脖子往后仰 put a pat of butter underneath your tongue, tip your head back, 41 00:00:43,930 --> 00:00:45,530 我把辣酱往你鼻子灌 and I'll pour the hot sauce up your nose. 42 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:46,410 等等等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 43 00:00:46,820 --> 00:00:48,770 -是宾克发来的群短信 -什么 - That's a group text from Binker. - ‭What? 44 00:00:48,770 --> 00:00:50,520 -是的 -天啊 - Mm-hmm. ‭- Oh, my gosh. 45 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,650 大伙们今晚还想再一起去派对呢 The gang wants to get back together and party tonight. 46 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:54,380 你还说他们看到我们 And you said we'd never hear from them 47 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:56,630 在丹尼酒吧灯光下的丑样后 就会断绝联系 after they saw us in that horrible Denny's lighting. 48 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:59,720 我们的回应得百分百恰到好处 Okay, we have to play this exactly right -- 49 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,190 不能显得自己死命想巴着人家 We don't want to come off too eager, 50 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:03,870 但又得让他们知道我们愿意一起嗨 but we also want to let 'em know we're down to mob. 51 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,750 -要亲命了 -小卡 你知道我们的规矩 - Oh, my God. - ‭Cam, you know our rule, 52 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:07,240 绝对不连续两晚出去野 we never go out two nights in a row. 53 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,480 -我知道 但这是... -我们今晚还要去 - Yeah, I know, but this is... - We're already pushing it 54 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,110 听系列讲座呢 这已经算很勉强了 by going to that lecture series tonight. 55 00:01:11,110 --> 00:01:12,640 什么系列讲座 What lecture series? 56 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,480 美储联主席首席助手的讲座 Alan Greenspan's top aide. 57 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,440 我们买了季票 因为我们想要最好的座位 We bought the season pass so we'd get premium seating 58 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,610 去听"幽默作家弗兰·拉伯维治的讽刺之夜" to "A Night of Sarcasm with Fran Lebowitz." 59 00:01:19,170 --> 00:01:21,000 大家都要去呢 Oh, everyone's in. 60 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:24,480 还用了不同肤色竖拇指 年轻人就是反歧视 Look at all those thumbs of colors. They're so woke. 61 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:26,790 "我们不去 下次见" "We're out. Catch you next time"? 62 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:27,650 米奇尔 Mitchell. 63 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:29,170 你怎么可以这样 How could you? 64 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:31,310 小声点暴走 别吵醒莉莉了 Storm out softly. You'll wake Lily. 65 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:49,670 早啊 老婆 别在意我这一身加州理工装备 Morning, honey. Don't mind all the Caltech gear. 66 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:52,760 我只是想给艾丽克斯惊喜 带她去吃午饭 I figured I'd surprise Alex at school and take her to lunch. 67 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,930 学期末这时候你要去给她惊喜吗 Surprise her? At the end of the semester? 68 00:01:55,930 --> 00:01:57,720 亲爱的 她应该在忙于各种期末考之中吧 Honey, she's probably in the middle of exams. 69 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,910 她绝对会... She's gonna be... 70 00:01:59,810 --> 00:02:00,800 欣喜若狂 thrilled. 71 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,560 你有看过自己的录像 是你在观看时 Have you ever seen a video of yourself 72 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:04,960 才发现自己当时没意识到穿着有多难看吗 wearing something you didn't realize was unflattering? 73 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,470 我最近有了这样的经验 Well, that happened to me recently, and... 74 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,280 而难看的是我的性格 it was my personality. 75 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:12,470 千百年来 人类一直渴望能像 For centuries, man has longed to rule the air 76 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,290 伟大的飞鼠般掌握腾空的能力 like the majestic squirrel. 77 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:16,540 一切将在今日终止 The wait ends today. 78 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:17,410 不行 Nope. 79 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:19,040 那如果我们... Uh, but what if we -- 80 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:20,680 -一样没卵用 -妈 - Doesn't matter. - Hey, Mom. 81 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,010 我戴这个是好看的对吧 I can pull this off, right? 82 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:23,780 让我来帮你调整 Let me. ‭Oh. 83 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:27,440 我们不在家 Ah, we're not home. 84 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:30,870 我决定要不那么负面 I made a decision to be less negative. 85 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:34,090 这是崭新的我 对一切都说"好"的女人 It's the new me, the girl who says "Yes." 86 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,280 朋友周末去墨西哥玩 在帮忙看 Friend went to Mexico for the weekend. 87 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,520 我还在拿捏那个平衡点 I'm finding the level. 88 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:41,170 好帅啊 像《迈阿密风云》里似的 Crockett and Tubbs, you look snazzy. 89 00:02:41,170 --> 00:02:42,790 谢谢... 你的话是称赞吧 Thanks... I think. 90 00:02:42,790 --> 00:02:44,010 我在试着打扮自己 I'm trying to step up my game. 91 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:45,700 我最近开始跟工作认识的一个人交往 I started seeing someone from work. 92 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:47,500 亲爱的 我觉得呢 Oh, honey. I don't know 93 00:02:47,510 --> 00:02:49,380 跟工作认识的人交往感觉不太... if I think that's such a good idea that -- 94 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,880 没事没事 我赞成 Never mind. I approve. 95 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:57,580 如果我妈知道事情的全部 我不信她会同意 I doubt my mom would approve if she knew the whole story. 96 00:02:58,940 --> 00:02:59,740 泳池工 Pool boy. 97 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,280 我这里需要新毛巾 I need more towels. 98 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:02,750 女士 马上来 Right away, ma'am. 99 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:14,780 搞定 我刚同意了另一个设计 Done. I just approved another design. 100 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:16,850 世界上最豪华的狗窝 The most luxurious dog bed yet. 101 00:03:16,850 --> 00:03:17,880 我称它为... I call it... 102 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,360 狗窝之巅 The Top of the Bark. 103 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:22,620 真好啊 你现在可以在家营运新公司 Ah, that's nice that you can run your new company at home 104 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:25,000 就能穿着只能在家穿的衣服了 in clothes that you can only wear at home. 105 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:28,340 当男人到了某个年龄后 When men get to a certain age, 106 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,540 他们就不再在乎外表 they stop trying. 107 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:31,240 我看过这情况了 I've seen it before. 108 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,520 先从服装开始 First, it starts with the clothes, 109 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,660 然后是身材 最后是脑子 then the body, then the brain. 110 00:03:35,790 --> 00:03:37,430 但我不能跟杰提任何一点意见 But I can't say anything to Jay, 111 00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:39,760 因为每当提到他的外表问题 because when it comes to his appearance, 112 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:41,730 他总是格外敏感 he's very sensitive. 113 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,290 亲爱的 我回来啦 Mi amor, I'm back. 114 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,440 欢迎回来 Welcome home. ‭ 115 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:47,750 你不喜欢 对吧 You hate it, right? 116 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,220 我去剃了 就是个笑话 I'll shave it. It's a joke. 117 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:50,570 我个傻逼 Stupid! 118 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:53,220 日安 各位 Good dawning, all. 119 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:54,800 我眼前的这是什么 What am I looking at? 120 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,920 兽医担心你会咬自己吗 Is the vet worried you're gonna bite yourself? 121 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,590 这是传统的都铎式领子 It's a traditional Tudor collar. 122 00:03:58,590 --> 00:04:00,550 我请求加入学校的伊丽莎白时代社团 I'm pledging my school's Elizabethan Society, 123 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:02,350 这是他们要求的入团羞辱仪式 and I have to wear this as a hazing ritual. 124 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:03,500 我觉得还行啊 I don't hate it. 125 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:04,620 我觉得这让你的脑袋看起来 I think it makes your head 126 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:07,230 像是那种高档饼干之类的 look like one of those fancy cookies. 127 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,710 我还得背诵几段莎士比亚的独白 I also have to recite several Shakespearean monologues 128 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:12,300 然后给学校食堂加一点下流装饰 and festoon our dining hall with some bawdy bunting. 129 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,620 这年代的羞辱仪式是怎么回事 What happened to hazing? 130 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:15,440 以前都是很爷们的玩法 你懂的 It used to be macho stuff, you know, 131 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,860 比如让人从你的肚脐眼喝烈酒 like making a guy drink a shot out of your belly button 132 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:21,220 {\an8}大学兄弟会的入会仪式常伴有羞辱性质的挑战 但通常不会有杰说的那么基味十足 133 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:21,220 或者是大家屁股夹着橘子传来传去 or passing an orange around only using your butt cheeks. 134 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,650 这可是学校里最难进的社团之一 Look. It's one of the most selective groups on campus. 135 00:04:23,650 --> 00:04:25,150 我不想话说太早触自己霉头 I don't want to jinx it, 136 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:26,660 但一周之后 我很有可能就在学习 but a week from now, I could be learning 137 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:28,900 秘密小步舞曲的舞步了呢 the steps of the secret minuet. 138 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,750 这就是学校消灭校园霸凌的后果 This is what happens when you eliminate campus bullying. 139 00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:34,180 杰 你觉得如何 Jay, what do you think? 140 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:36,640 我们去好餐厅吃顿午饭 We'll go out for a nice lunch, 141 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,470 稍微打扮一下 dress up a little bit. 142 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:39,860 这感觉是在攻击我啊 This feels like an attack. 143 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:41,590 我最多也只能婉转到这个地步了 All right, that's as gentle as I can go, 144 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:43,340 我是哥伦比亚人 不是加拿大人 I am Colombian, not Canadian. 145 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:44,720 我刚收到俱乐部寄来的电邮 I got an e-mail from the club. 146 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,880 一些老人要在周间早晨占用我们的高球练习场 The older players have taken over the driving range 147 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,010 来练习室外地滚球 for bocce weekday mornings. 148 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:51,170 那又怎么样啦 你们可以晚点再打高尔夫啊 So what? You can play golf later. 149 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:52,630 不行 我们有一个群组 No, we got a whole group -- 150 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,060 叫日出挥杆手 the Sunrise Swingers. 151 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,130 我们每天6点见面 打一桶球 We meet there at 6:00, hit a bucket. 152 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,810 群组里的一个女成员还要做背心制服呢 One of the gals is making up tank tops. 153 00:04:57,810 --> 00:05:00,770 太好了 更多休闲服 Oh, yay. More casual clothes. 154 00:05:00,770 --> 00:05:01,790 这样不行 我要去俱乐部 No, I'm going down there, 155 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:03,430 寻求其他高球手的支持 get the support of some of the other golfers. 156 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:05,470 -或许我们还能抢回时间段 -好主意啊 - Maybe I can fight this thing. - Okay, good idea, 157 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:08,640 但别忘了俱乐部有着装要求啊 but don't forget that there is a dress code at the club. 158 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,390 他们很可能已经撤销这规定了 They probably already overturned it. 159 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:11,940 自从他们不再往小便斗里放冰块 Ah, the whole place went to hell 160 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:13,700 那地方就一落千丈了 when they stopped putting ice in the urinals. 161 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,610 在尿尿时摧毁某样东西 There's just something about destroying a thing 162 00:05:15,610 --> 00:05:16,680 让人有种成就感 while you're taking a pee 163 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,680 那令男人觉得自己雄风不减 that makes a man feel like a man. 164 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,570 你好啊 Oh, well, hello there. 165 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,120 -爸爸 你怎么来啦 -你好 - Uh, Dad. What are you doing here? - ‭Hi. 166 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:28,090 我想带你去吃午饭 I thought I'd take you to lunch. 167 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,330 我不只是为了吃午饭 It wasn't just about lunch. 168 00:05:30,490 --> 00:05:33,250 在三个孩子中 我一直觉得跟艾丽克斯最不亲近 Of my three kids, I've always felt least connected with Alex. 169 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,160 我担心我俩之间的距离 And I'm afraid that the distance between us 170 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,000 在她毕业后会越拉越远 might grow after she graduates. 171 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:39,380 天啊 她快毕业了 Wow. Graduates? 172 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,090 不过短短十年前 It was just, like, 10 years ago 173 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:44,330 她才第一次上大学课程 when she took her first college course. 174 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:46,200 你应该先打电话说一声的 I really wish you would've called. 175 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,270 我今天去不了吃午饭 我快迟到了 I can't go to lunch today. I'm late for... 176 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,840 {\an8}开普勒奖 177 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,840 -要参加个活动 -所以你打扮得这么漂亮吗 - an event. - ‭Is that why you're all dressed up? 178 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,520 对 不过没什么大不了的 Yeah. But it's no big deal. 179 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,830 对了 你看你们校报了吗 B-T-dubs, have you seen your school paper? 180 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:56,950 你们毕业致辞的学生代表居然是只黑猩猩 Apparently, your valedictorian is a chimp. 181 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,850 这种大新闻怎么没上头条 How is that not bigger news? 182 00:05:58,850 --> 00:06:00,790 这是假报纸 爸爸 It's a fake paper, Dad. 183 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:02,060 这周是毕业生恶作剧周 It's senior prank week. 184 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:03,320 真希望我早点知道 Oh. I wish I'd known that 185 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,190 但我已经给你妈发了这条短信 before I sent your mom this text. 186 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:08,460 "猩猩开始进化了 快把香蕉藏好" "It's starting. Hide the bananas." 187 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:14,400 -闹哪样 -开普勒奖 - Seriously?! - ‭The Kepler Award? 188 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,640 你就是要去参加这个吗 Is this where you're going, 189 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,920 看起来是很重要的奖项啊 'cause it looks like it's a big deal? 190 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,190 只是给决赛选手办的无聊欢迎会 It's just a boring reception for finalists. 191 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:21,810 我就喜欢欢迎会 Well, I love a good reception. 192 00:06:21,810 --> 00:06:22,960 几点开始 What time are we expected? 193 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,040 我应该不能带嘉宾入场 Oh, I don't think I'm allowed to bring guests. 194 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,630 这里写着"欢迎学生家属出席" Says here, "Families welcome." 195 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:27,810 但我当时没回复要带 But I didn't RSVP. 196 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:29,880 这里写着"不必预约" Says here, "Walk-ins encouraged." 197 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,230 这传单的信息量真足 What an informative flyer. 198 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:34,010 太棒了 我们去吧 Awesome. Let's do this. 199 00:06:39,610 --> 00:06:40,820 瑜伽这玩意啊 Yoga, right? 200 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:42,640 没有赢家 也没有输家 No winners, no losers, 201 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,250 没有"谁最优秀" no "Who's best?" 202 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:46,930 你想要我告诉你 你是唯一一个 You want me to tell you that you are the only one 203 00:06:46,930 --> 00:06:49,150 不需要老师帮助的人吗 that didn't need help from the teacher? 204 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:50,200 真的吗 Was I? 205 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,360 -詹妮丝 你好 -你好啊 - Janice. Hi. - Hi. 206 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,450 这位是克莱尔 我先生的女儿 This is Claire, my husband's daughter. 207 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:56,560 -你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi. 208 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:59,010 那歌洛莉亚应该算是你的继母 对吧 So, that makes Gloria kind of like your stepmother. 209 00:06:59,010 --> 00:07:00,530 对 但我们不搞这一套 Yeah, we don't do that. 210 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:01,760 话说 Um, anyways, 211 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,830 你的新男友怎么样 how is your new boyfriend? 212 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,310 很好 Pretty great. 213 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:07,050 不过我对于我俩的年龄差 I do feel a little awkward 214 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:08,690 是感到有些尴尬啦 about the age difference, though. 215 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:10,140 怎么个尴尬法 Ooh, which way are we talking? 216 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:13,000 他...才20岁出头 He's, uh, in his early 20s. 217 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:14,770 爽爆了 Noice! 218 00:07:14,770 --> 00:07:16,160 差那么多不会尴尬吗 Isn't that embarrassing? 219 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,210 才不会 勇敢去爱 No. I say go for it. 220 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:20,030 我喜欢这个新克莱尔 Ooh, I like this new Claire 221 00:07:20,030 --> 00:07:21,960 她不会对每件事都持反对意见 that says "Yes" to things. 222 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,170 换做以前 你会... Before, you would be like, uh... 223 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:26,090 形容令人不爽怎么说来着 what is the word for grouchy? 224 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,810 现在这已经不重要了 I don't think it matters now. 225 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,650 20岁出头小鲜肉啊 Early 20s, huh. 226 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,410 在那年纪 还没被地心引力打败 Well, you're still beating gravity at that point. 227 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,650 所有部位一定都在该在的地方 没变形 I bet everything is right where it should be. 228 00:07:33,650 --> 00:07:35,190 -没错 -是的 - Oh, yes. - Yeah. 229 00:07:35,190 --> 00:07:38,680 看看他给我发的腹肌自拍 Check out this selfie he sent of his abs. 230 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,830 靠 Damn! 231 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,310 跟注重自己外表的人在一起真好 It's so nice to be with someone who takes care of himself, 232 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:46,010 不像我这年纪的男人 不修边幅 not like the guys my age. 233 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:47,210 可不是嘛 Tell me about it. 234 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:48,950 杰开始有点不在意了 Jay's starting to give up a little bit. 235 00:07:48,950 --> 00:07:50,540 从他穿的衣服就能看出来 You know, in the way that he's dressing. 236 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:54,430 不如你把男友带来我家 提醒一下杰 Why don't you bring your guy by the house to remind Jay 237 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,380 女人喜欢努力维持外表的男人 that women like a man that make a little effort. 238 00:07:57,380 --> 00:08:00,060 -我们今天有空 方便吗 -太棒了 - Um, well, we're free later today, if that works. - Perfect. 239 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:02,010 克莱尔 你也来 你就能帮我 And, Claire, you come, too, so that you help me 240 00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:04,330 把杰推往正确的方向 nudge Jay in the right direction. 241 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:05,810 我可不希望我的第一次"拒绝" Well, I wouldn't want my first "No" 242 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:08,570 -是对我继母说的 -不是说了不搞这一套吗 - to be to my stepmother. - I said we're not doing that. 243 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:12,390 小卡 快点 Cam, hurry! 244 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,170 我们到得够早的话 If we get there early enough, 245 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:15,120 就能提交一个关于美储联主席的问题 we get to submit a question about Greenspan. 246 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,420 我有个关于滞胀的好问题 I got a doozy about stag-flation. 247 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:18,060 -听我说完 -你 - Just hear me out. - You... 248 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:20,320 -我们决定好了的 -不 是你决定好了 - We decided... - No, you decided. 249 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,450 而且米奇尔 我们昨晚玩得那么开心 And, Mitchell, we had so much fun last night. 250 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:24,140 莉莉还有一晚才回来 Lily's gone for one more night. 251 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:26,870 咱们出去吧 走啦 找点乐子嘛 Let's go out! Come on. Have some fun. 252 00:08:26,870 --> 00:08:28,370 打破我们的"连续两晚"约定吗 And break our two-night-in-a-row rule? 253 00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:30,510 才不 绝不 我不要 No, no. I don't think so. 254 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,230 得了 你昨晚才睡了两个小时 Okay, you slept two hours last night. 255 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,060 你知道当你太累时会撞墙上吧 You know you hit a wall when you get overtired. 256 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:36,550 -可不是闹着玩的 -你知道我怎么想吗 - It's very intense. - You know what I think this is? 257 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,160 我觉得你在担心自己跟不上 I think you're worried that you can't keep up 258 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,780 我和我的青春活力 with me and my youthful spirit. 259 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,940 那天你还管冰箱叫冰盒子来着 The other day, you called a refrigerator an icebox. 260 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:43,380 那才不老 那叫乡村风情 That's not old, that's country cute. 261 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:45,960 -行吧 -面对现实吧 你生来老成 - Okay. - Let's face it. You were born 50, 262 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:49,060 而我却在内心永葆青春 and I've always been young at heart. 263 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:51,180 你知道吗 也许这就是我们初次见面时 And you know what? Maybe that's what attracted you 264 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:54,220 我吸引你的原因... 我的少年魅力 to me in the first place... my boyish charm. 265 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:57,110 而你则是个成熟沧桑的男人 来到我身边... And you were an older, seasoned man who came and... 266 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,120 {\an8}1967年电影《毕业生》中罗宾逊太太诱引年轻小伙的经典桥段 267 00:08:57,630 --> 00:09:00,090 引诱我 罗宾逊先生 seduced me, Mr. Robinson. 268 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:02,200 好 行 这真是个"新潮"的比喻 Okay, yeah, that's a youthful reference. 269 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:04,150 你该和你的新朋友炫耀一下 You should trot that out with your new friends. 270 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,870 小卡 你每次都是这样 Cam, this is so you, okay? 271 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:06,990 你把自己累垮了 You're running yourself ragged 272 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:08,220 就为了证明自己还年轻 trying to remain young. 273 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,640 我是说 接受自己变老了一点点这个事实 I mean, there's nothing wrong with accepting the fact 274 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,790 没什么不好的 that you're getting a little older. 275 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:13,740 除非你承认得太早 Unless you're admitting it too soon. 276 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,610 你不会想某天一拍脑袋想 You don't want to look up one day and think, 277 00:09:15,610 --> 00:09:17,210 "我是不是忘了什么事" "Oh, what did I forget to do? 278 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:19,180 "没错 享受生活" "Oh, yeah. Live." 279 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:20,960 行了 如果你要找我的话 Well, you know what? If you need me, 280 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,720 我会在宾克家的暖身派对 就在... I'm gonna be pre-gaming in Binker's loft in... 281 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:25,560 一个废弃的罐头厂 an abandoned cannery 282 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,650 老泡菜街区那里 in the old pickle district. 283 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,460 感觉他家通风就很棒 Sounds drafty. 284 00:09:30,990 --> 00:09:32,490 好球 Nice roll. 285 00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:34,880 地滚球的战局比我害怕的还要糟糕 The bocce situation was worse than I feared. 286 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,120 我得把场地夺回到 I had to get the range back 287 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,360 日出挥杆手的手中 in the hands of the Sunrise Swingers. 288 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:41,030 听我说 这事别张扬 Listen, I, uh, got to be discreet. 289 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:43,450 我似乎深入敌后了 Uh, I'm sort of behind enemy lines here. 290 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,650 但是如果我没搞错的话 But, uh, if I'm not mistaken, 291 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,430 你也是我们的一员 you're a fellow, uh, 292 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:49,010 -挥杆手[换妻俱乐部] -你说什么 - "Swinger." - Excuse me? 293 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:51,330 没事没事 我理解 只是... No, no, it's okay. I'm cool. It's just that I, uh... 294 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,140 我在试着搞点事情 I'm trying to get something started here. 295 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:55,740 我是说 毫无疑问我们得秘密见面 I mean, uh, of course we have to meet in secrecy, 296 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:57,400 但我也不介意在我家举办 but I don't mind hosting at my house. 297 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:59,610 -你不会真的在... -夫人 醒醒吧 - Are you actually suggesting... - Lady, wake up. 298 00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:01,790 我们的生活方式正在遭袭 Our way of life is under attack. 299 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,130 很快 我们人都凑不够一场 Pretty soon, there won't be enough of us 300 00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:04,290 完整的四人对抗赛[性爱]了 for a decent foursome. 301 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:05,470 我得走了 I have to go. 302 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,820 好吧 考虑一下我说的话 Okay. Well, just think about it. 303 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:08,680 -就这样 你考虑考虑吧 -好 - That's all. Just think about it. - Okay. 304 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,980 -值得一试 是吧 -什么 - Worth a shot, huh? - What? 305 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,650 我才不是这个意思 No, that's not what I meant. 306 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:14,720 这就是你们地滚球玩家所关心的吗 Oh, that's what you bocce players are about, huh? 307 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,890 发现什么好的 就要毁掉它 You find something nice, and you ruin it. 308 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:20,940 那是施蒂格利茨博士 That's Dr. Stieglitz. 309 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:22,940 他有这个奖项赢家的最后决定权 He makes the final decision on the award. 310 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:25,650 他聪明又吓人 令人过目难忘 He's brilliant and scary and impossible to impress. 311 00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:27,090 我知道这话听起来像老爸卖瓜 Hey, I know this is your dad talking, 312 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:28,530 但你自己也很聪明又吓人 but you're pretty brilliant and scary 313 00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:30,110 令人过目难忘啊 and impossible yourself. 314 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:33,340 好吧 我已经露过面了 Okay. I've made an appearance. 315 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:35,560 -我们应该可以走了 -别这样 艾丽克斯 - I think we can go. - Come on, now, Alex. 316 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,060 这是为你举办的派对 This is a party in your honor, 317 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,820 况且你还带着你私人的啦啦队长 and you're here with your own personal cheerleader. 318 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:40,880 -爸爸 我只是... -我知道怎么激励一群学者 - Dad, I just... - I know how to pump up an academic crowd. 319 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,740 我还激励过一个辩论队呢 I had to cheer for the debate team once. 320 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,000 "要有说服力 要啊要有说服力" "Be persuasive, B-E persuasive." 321 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,000 -"要啊要啊..." -够了 - "B-E P-E-R-S... " - That's enough. 322 00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:52,610 "妈的 干脆去问薛定谔的猫得了" "Damn. Might as well ask Schrodinger's cat." 323 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:56,440 宠物啊 Pets. 324 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,150 我曾经养过一只能用遥控器的金刚鹦鹉 I once had a macaw that could use a remote control. 325 00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:01,380 成天看有线电视 你也许会想... Watched a lot of cable. You'd think, uh... 326 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:04,010 它会看动物星球 但它主要看的是电影频道 You'd think Animal Planet, but it was mostly Cinemax. 327 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:05,290 我是艾丽克斯的爸爸 I'm Alex's dad. 328 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,320 艾丽克斯 过来这里 Alex, get in here. 329 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,860 实际上 我刚才指的是一个思维实验 Actually, I was referring to a thought experiment 330 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,570 关于量子力学中的一个悖论 concerning a paradox in quantum mechanics. 331 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:16,840 是啊 妙哉妙哉 Yes, quite, quite. 332 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,300 你们都是哪里人啊 Where are you all from originally? 333 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:22,680 太让人尴尬了 It was so embarrassing. 334 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,740 施蒂格利茨教授是个天才 Professor Stieglitz is a genius. 335 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:27,080 他才不会喜欢说着"妙哉妙哉" He doesn't fall for people who pretend to understand him 336 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,920 来假装听得懂他的话的人 by saying things like "Quite, quite," 337 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,060 或者"确实如此" 或者... or, "Indeed," or... 338 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:33,130 有道理啊 兄弟 Touche, my good man! 339 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:35,850 不过说真的 我有个科学问题 But seriously, I-I have a science question 340 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,970 -我总是想不清楚 -要不就再想想 - I've always wondered about. - Uh, maybe keep wondering. 341 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,950 多少量的氦气能安全地让婴儿 Would there be a safe amount of helium you could give a baby 342 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,430 从地面微微飘起呢 that would lift it off the ground? 343 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,110 什么 What? 344 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:47,290 我不想让他飘走 Oh. I don't want it to float away. 345 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,120 我只想让他玩得开心 I-I just want it to have fun. 346 00:11:52,890 --> 00:11:53,680 我们能... Can we... 347 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,130 你能帮我个忙吗 Could you do me a favor? 348 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:59,110 我今天有包裹要送到我宿舍 I'm having a package delivered to my dorm room, 349 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,930 需要有人留在那里签收 and someone needs to be there to sign for it. 350 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:01,920 你室友做不了吗 Can't your roommate do it? 351 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,900 不行 她被驱逐出境了 No. She got deported. 352 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,330 她不是从阿肯色州来的吗 I thought she was from Arkansas. 353 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:08,540 是啊 但是她的父母是...卖国贼 Yeah, but her parents were... traitors. 354 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:10,350 -贝丝和艾伦 -别难过 - Beth and Allen? - Don't feel bad. 355 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,640 我们都被骗了 We all fell for it. 356 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:13,630 所以你想让我回你的宿舍 So you want me to go back to your dorm room 357 00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:15,570 坐着等一个包裹吗 and sit and wait for a package? 358 00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:16,720 没错 Yes. 359 00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:20,530 糟糕 宝贝 我... Oh, sh-shoot, honey. I... 360 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:25,190 家里也有一个包裹要等我去收 所以... I have a delivery coming back to the house, too, so... 361 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:26,820 我得赶紧去了 I should run. 362 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,990 -如果你必需得回去的话 行 -是的 我很抱歉 - Well, if you have to. - Yeah. I'm so sorry. 363 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:32,690 不过祝你好运 好吗 But, hey, good luck, okay? 364 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,030 再见 爸爸 Bye, Dad. 365 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,370 我看起来是不是有点... Uh, did I seem a little... 366 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:43,970 过于无情 冷漠 没错 Zero Kelvin? Cold. Yeah. 367 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:45,230 所以你觉得我 So you think I was... 368 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,650 就像一组数的总和除以 Like the sum of a group of numbers divided by 369 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:49,480 这组数的数量 平均数[刻薄] the number of those numbers? Mean. 370 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,970 怪不得没人愿意跟你一起编码 蒂娜 This is why no one wants to code with you, Tina. 371 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:04,550 你是怎么找到我的 Hey. How in the world did you find me? 372 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,540 你知道那个可以安在孩子手机上的定位软件吧 You know that app you can put on kids' phones to track them? 373 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:10,160 我给了你个惊喜 你就在我手机上安这个 You put one on my phone after I surprised you today? 374 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,480 别说了 我已经很内疚了 Don't make me feel worse than I already do. 375 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,120 等等 你赢了 Wait a minute. You won?! 376 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,900 恭喜你 Congratulations! 377 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,520 不用这样为我高兴 我受之有愧 Please don't be happy for me. I can't take it. 378 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,200 我对你太过分了 I was such a jerk to you. 379 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:24,270 没有 宝贝 我理解 No, honey, I get it. I, uh... 380 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,320 我知道我让你尴尬了 I know I can be embarrassing. I... 381 00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:28,270 在聪明人身边我就是会紧张 I just get nervous around smart people. 382 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,570 有的时候对你也是 Sometimes even you. 383 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,970 我第一次说"妙哉妙哉"的时候 The first time I ever said "Quite, quite" 384 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,550 是你六岁那年 就在你跟我解释了 was when you were 6 years old and you just told me 385 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,710 植物是怎么产生二氧化碳之后 about how plants make carbon dioxide. 386 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,290 你可能不相信 但是 This may surprise you, but... 387 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:39,850 有的时候我希望我能更像你 sometimes I wish I was more like you, 388 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:42,790 你总是能享受生活 the way you're always able to enjoy life. 389 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,670 不管你信不信 我对我爸爸也是这种感觉 Believe it or not, I felt the same way about my dad. 390 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:47,490 我其实 跟他比是个悲观主义者 I'm a... I'm a pessimist compared to him. 391 00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:49,720 而他的父亲因为笑太多 And his dad actually suffered 392 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,670 得了疝气 from a smile-induced hernia. 393 00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:53,400 这是恶作剧周 It's prank week, 394 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,860 我却全程待在图书馆 and I spent the whole time in the library. 395 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,180 有的时候我感觉自己只是经历了 Sometimes I feel like I just went through 396 00:13:58,180 --> 00:13:59,960 本应该是生命中最美好的四年 the four best years of my life, 397 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,260 而没有让这四年 only I forgot to make them 398 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,110 成为我生命中最美好的回忆 the four best years of my life. 399 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,220 大学还没结束呢 Well, college isn't over. 400 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,780 我可能能帮你弥补一下 And I just may be able to help you 401 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,450 逝去的一些时光 make up for a little lost time. 402 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,200 辣翅智力赛要开始了 Hot Wing Trivia's about to start. 403 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,330 我给你们登记的队名叫"邓菲队" I have you guys registered as "The Dunphys"? 404 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,400 你怎么 How did you...? 405 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,010 你知道我要来 You knew I was coming? 406 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:20,200 别忘了你是从哪知道的那个定位软件 Let's not forget where you learned about that tracking app. 407 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:23,040 还有一点小变动 And there's one tiny change. 408 00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,600 我们的队名叫无敌邓菲 We're actually the MacDunphys. 409 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,650 只有我爸爸会认为这种冷知识竞赛 Only my dad would think that a trivia game... 410 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:33,890 纽约三角内衣工厂火灾 The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire. 411 00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,680 比赛的时候在头上顶帽子 ...where you balance hats on your head, 412 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,290 赢了要喝啤酒 drink beer as a reward... 413 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,310 卡里姆·阿卜杜·贾巴尔[著名篮球明星] Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 414 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,650 输了要吃辣翅 - - ...and eat hot wings as a punishment... 415 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,680 米勒德·菲尔莫尔[总统] Millard Fillmore! 416 00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:49,420 ...最后还要来点苏格兰口音 ...needed that one last twist of a Scottish accent. 417 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:52,700 糊涂蛋 喷嚏精 Dopey, Sneezy... 418 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,390 生气鬼[白雪公主小矮人] and Grumpy? 419 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,100 有人说生活中最重要的事 Whoever said the most important thing in life 420 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,500 就是拿奖 is winning awards... 421 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,100 他说的也不无道理 ...wasn't all wrong. 422 00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:13,810 我还记得格林斯潘先生 I still remember the day Mr. Greenspan 423 00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:17,050 提出"非理性繁荣"这个词的那天 coined the term "Irrational exuberance." 424 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,480 他洗了个比平常的都久的澡 He had taken a longer than usual tub 425 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,790 当他坐在泡泡浴中的时候 and, as he sat in the soapy water... 426 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,600 我犯了个错 I had made a mistake. 427 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,320 小卡踏上了一段冒险 Cam was off on an adventure 428 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,580 而我坐在那儿无聊得要死 while I sat there dying of boredom, 429 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:31,170 周围全是快要老死的人 surrounded by people dying of natural causes. 430 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,470 我要继续跳 好吗 I'm gonna keep the bounce going, okay? 431 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:34,090 继续跳 Keep the bounce going. 432 00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:34,780 你知道吗 动起脖子来 Yeah, you know, it's a little more 433 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,660 -更有感觉 -我的天 - sass in the neck, because... - Oh, my gosh! 434 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:38,120 米奇尔 你来这里干什么 Mitchell, what are you doing here? 435 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,500 -讲座怎么办 -讲座真是要命了 - What about the lecture? - Well, uh, it was deadly. 436 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,190 我还没到该老的时候心就老了 Yeah, I'm getting old before my time. 437 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,870 带我一起玩吧 让我重拾年轻活力吧 Please take me with you! Make me young again! 438 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:46,160 我的天 我们真高兴你来了 Oh, my gosh, we're so happy you're here. 439 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,610 -真的吗 -当然 - Really? - Yeah, of course. 440 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:48,460 不说"早跟你说了吧" No "I told you so"? 441 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,800 不说了 我们年轻人不这样 No. That's not how my generation does it. 442 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:52,640 看看你 还这么有劲头 Well, check you out, still going strong. 443 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,050 你知道吗 我觉得我吸收年轻劲儿更精神了 Yeah, you know what? I think I'm just feeding off the energy, 444 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,540 我很久没有感觉这么清醒了呢 because I haven't felt this awake in... 445 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,590 等一下 Hold on just a second. 446 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,770 蓝衣服的 说你呢 蓝衣服的 Yo, blue guy! Hey, blue shirt! 447 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,080 怎么样 兄弟 What's up, bro? Hey! 448 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,570 你看我干嘛 你想干嘛 You looking at me? What do you want to do? 449 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,250 你想跳舞吗 为什么他一直盯着我 You want to dance? Why is he staring at me? 450 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,850 其实 其实我没觉得他在看你 You know, you know, I don't think he was looking at you. 451 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,350 感觉他是在看我 什么 It seems like he's looking at me. What's... 452 00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:09,600 你是不是有点累了 Are you getting a little tired? 453 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,220 得了吧 我要累了还能这样 Oh, please. Can a tired guy do this? 454 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,510 我爱这些人 Da! Hey, I love these guys! Whoa. 455 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:16,570 你认识达里尔吗 他妈妈是1990年 Oh, did you know Daryl... Daryl's mom was the runner-up 456 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:20,540 伊利诺伊小姐选美赛的亚军 in the Miss Illinois pageant in 1990?! 457 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,710 ♪ 那一年我毕业 ♪ ♪ The year I graduated ♪ 458 00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,240 ♪ 达里尔的妈妈很美艳 ♪ ♪ Daryl's mom was hot ♪ 459 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,930 你真棒 Fantastic. 460 00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:28,040 小卡 我觉得你要撞墙上了 Cam, I think you might be hitting that wall. 461 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,720 没有没有 我没事 我要 No, no, no, I'm fine. I would... 462 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,690 这个小丑盯着我干什么 What's this clown staring at? Hey! 463 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,430 不不不 不要拿手指我 No, no, no, no, no, don't point at me. 464 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:34,610 不然我把你的手指 I'll rip your finger off 465 00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:36,330 扯下来喂给你的红发女友 and feed it to your red-headed girlfriend! 466 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:37,710 好了 那是个镜子 Okay, that is a mirror. 467 00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:40,020 而且我知道这件毛衣显得我胸很大了 And I knew this sweater made me look busty. 468 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:42,110 为什么我的手在抖 Okay, w-w-why is my hand shaking? 469 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,600 有人往我饮料里下药了吗 Did somebody put something in my drink? 470 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:47,190 你们这堆兴奋剂上瘾 爱骑小摩托的 Hey! Did one of you Ritalin-addicted millennial 471 00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:50,570 千禧一代是不是有人给我下药了 scooter jockeys dose me? Huh? 472 00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,690 怎么 你们以为能把我这棵大树放倒吗 What, you think you can take this tree down, do you? 473 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,030 怎么着 我可是棵参天红木 Well, guess what! I'm a redwood! 474 00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:57,160 没错 你们还没生出来我就在这了 That's right, I was here before you were born, 475 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,490 你们没了我也还在这 and I'll be here after you're gone! 476 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,420 他有时候就这样 他只是需要睡一下 He gets like this. He just needs a nap. 477 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,590 -该睡觉了 -好的 - Nap time. - Okay. 478 00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:04,040 -睡觉 走吧 -不 可是我还不想走 - Nap. Let's go. - No, I don't want to go, though! 479 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,200 -我喜欢我的新朋友 -我知道 - I like my new friends! - Yeah, I know. 480 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,900 你们喜欢我吗 我可喜欢你们了 Do you guys like me? 'Cause I like you! 481 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,350 我想留下 Yeah. I want to stay! 482 00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:09,630 我对一切都好抱歉 And I'm really sorry about everything. 483 00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,030 -你得放开他 -我好抱歉 - You got to let him go. - No, I'm sorry. 484 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,070 你得放开他 没事的 You got to let him go. It's okay. 485 00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:12,910 -谢谢你 -我好抱歉 - Thank you. - I'm so sorry. 486 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:15,120 -再见 -我不知道你没盯着我看 - Bye-bye. - I didn't know you weren't staring at me. 487 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,680 -没事的 -不 我不想走 - Shh. It's okay. - No, I don't want to go. 488 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:21,760 伊丽莎白时代社团的独白非常成功 I nailed my monologues for the Elizabethan Society. 489 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,090 吾认为我能成为新一任莉齐 Methinks you're looking at a brand-new Lizzie. 490 00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:25,230 这么说"窝认为"没错 So it is "Methinks." 491 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:28,480 那我说的时候杰怎么总纠正我 So, why does Jay correct me every time I say that? 492 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:33,010 杰 来客人了 别躲在卧室里 Jay, we have company! Do not hide in the bedroom. 493 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:35,940 你好 Hello. 494 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,640 多谢你特意过来 Thank you for coming. 495 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,050 -你男朋友在哪 -他在停车 - Where's the boyfriend? - He's just parking. 496 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:43,170 跟你说 我们在来的路上发现一件事 And, you know, we realized something on the way over, 497 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,040 有点尴尬 and it's a little awkward. 498 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,010 是开胃菜 我马上回来 Those are my hors d'oeuvres. I'll be back. 499 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:48,980 -给自己弄杯喝的 -好 - Make yourself a drink. - Okay. 500 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:51,610 性感辣妹 Hey, hot stuff. 501 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,020 你确定这一点也不诡异吗 Are you sure this isn't a little weird? 502 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,930 我没想到我们要帮助的情侣 Well, I wasn't expecting the couple we'd be helping out 503 00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:59,280 会是我外公和他妻子 但是 to be my grandpa and his wife, but... 504 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,490 我们的恋情 our relationship was gonna be 505 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,160 -迟早要公开的 -是啊 - out in the open eventually. - Yeah. 506 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,190 我基本已经和所有认识的人炫耀过了 I kind of bragged about it to everyone I know. 507 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,900 你可真甜 Oh, you're so sweet. 508 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,240 是我女儿 My daughter. 509 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,950 她想叫朋友来玩 我说过不准办派对 She wants to have friends over. I said no parties. 510 00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,430 你放松 Hey, you relax. 511 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,740 丹尼丝 是时候轮到你妈妈与我出来放松一晚了 Denise, your mother and I deserve one night off. 512 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,150 俱乐部的女士 The lady from the club! 513 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,970 要么她不知道我是歌洛莉亚的丈夫 Either she didn't know I was Gloria's husband 514 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,760 事态马上会变得非常尴尬 and things were about to get very awkward, 515 00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:28,400 要么她知道 她是因为我无意的提议 or she did know and she was here to follow up 516 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,440 来玩"四人行"了 on my accidental proposition. 517 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:32,220 老天 我真讨厌家里来人 God, I hate company! 518 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,280 性感辣妹 Hey, hot stuff. 519 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,500 你的小狼狗呢 Where's your boy toy? 520 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,550 他在打电话 不过我得说一声 Oh, he's making a phone call. Got to say, though, 521 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:42,310 我觉得有点尴尬 因为原来 I feel kind of awkward because, turns out, 522 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,600 -他跟歌洛莉亚有亲戚关系 -什么 - he's related to Gloria. - What? 523 00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:47,900 是我女儿 我得处理一下 抱歉 My daughter. I have to handle this. Sorry. 524 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,840 克莱尔 我有个大消息 Claire, I have big news. 525 00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:53,090 老天 假如是我想的那个 Oh, God. If it's what I think it is, 526 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,090 我不知道你该不该这样做 I don't know if that's a good idea. 527 00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,340 我知道 人们会说 I know. People will say 528 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:58,370 我过于迷恋老旧的人和事了 I've taken my love of old things too far. 529 00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,800 但我很开心 But I'm happy. 530 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,750 不是我炫耀 但我是第一个进去的拉丁裔 And not to brag, but I'm the first Latino to get in there. 531 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,700 老天 我觉得我有点责任 Oh, boy. I feel sort of responsible for this. 532 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,170 我认为这更归功于我的表现 Um, I think it has a little more to do with my performance. 533 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:09,410 我表现十分杰出 I distinguished myself 534 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:11,620 所有的女性重点部分都被我征服了 when I did literally all the girl parts. 535 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,870 我得去往脸上泼点水 I need to go splash some water on my face. 536 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,330 等一下 你最近有在做仰卧起坐吗 Wait a minute. Have you been doing sit-ups? 537 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,650 每晚都做 为了持久力 Oh, every night for stamina. 538 00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,530 不然我不会表现得那么好 I would not have been able to perform without it. 539 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,210 我甚至还加入了一些舌头练习 I even threw in some tongue exercises 540 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,090 因为我的悍妇[《驯悍记》]要好久才到高潮 because my "Shrew" was taking forever. 541 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,600 老天 Oh, God. 542 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,410 爸 你又在躲什么 Dad, what are you hiding from? 543 00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:29,760 等我告诉你我在俱乐部 You'll know after I tell you 544 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,590 和那女人说了什么 你就知道了 what I said to that woman from the club. 545 00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:33,170 她怎么来了 What is she doing here? 546 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,740 -她是来让你脱下这身衣服的 -你知道了啊 - She's trying to get you out of those clothes. - You know? 547 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,630 是的 我们在瑜伽课上谈过了 Yes! We talked about it at yoga. 548 00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:38,920 那是歌洛莉亚的主意 It was Gloria's idea. 549 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,700 我只是来当润滑油作用的 I just came along to grease the wheels. 550 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:44,080 什么 你说这句前我本来差点要同意了 What?! I was almost considering it until you added that part. 551 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,700 我得去往脸上泼点水 I gotta splash water on my face. 552 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,090 这地方真冷清 想走吗 This place is dead. Want to bounce? 553 00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:50,440 不 我们不必和一大群人一起 No, we don't have to be around 554 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,430 才能玩得尽兴啊 a big group of people to have fun. 555 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,310 卢克 不 Luke, no! 556 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,170 她有男朋友了 She has a boyfriend. 557 00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,500 是啊 就是我 Yeah, me. 558 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,430 不 是俱乐部的某个小伙子 No, it's some young guy from the club... 559 00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:02,490 老天 Oh, boy. 560 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:08,580 歌洛莉亚 你知道曼尼的事吗 Gloria, do you know what's going on with Manny? 561 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,960 你认为他能藏住那个秘密吗 Uh, do you think that he can keep that a secret? 562 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,730 他们不得不穿各种奇怪的衣服 They have to wear all kind of weird outfits 563 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,160 每次做起来都得穿 every time they do it. 564 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,760 妈 Hey, Ma. 565 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,920 卢克 卢克 别碰曼尼的女朋友 Luke... Luke, get your hands off Manny's girlfriend. 566 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,810 -那不是我女朋友 -什么 - That's not my girlfriend. - What? 567 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,310 那我们刚才讨论的是什么 Then what were we just talking about? 568 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,730 伊丽莎白时代社团 今晚第一次聚会 The Elizabethan Society. M-My first meeting's tonight. 569 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:30,270 -我好糊涂 -再明白不过了 - I'm so confused. - It's plain as day. 570 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,610 这女人是过来和我玩换妻的 This woman is here to swing with me. 571 00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,810 到此为止 这是我的底线 That's it. That's where I draw the line. 572 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,640 怎么会发生这种事 How did this happen? 573 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:38,940 我告诉你怎么会发生这种事 I'll tell you how this happened. 574 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,270 因为没有人愿意当坏人 Because nobody was willing to say 575 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:43,390 说出逆耳的忠言 what needs to be said. 576 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,760 不行 不行 不行 No. No. No. 577 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,540 绝对不行 And hell no. 578 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,990 那是你对得了B-的感觉 丹尼丝 It's how you feel about the B-minus, Denise, 579 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,900 而不是你妈和我的感觉 not how your mother and I feel about it. 580 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,700 不 我没不同意你去阿姆斯特丹 No, I'm not saying no to the Amsterdam trip. 581 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,910 是的 听起来会是很好玩的暑假 Yeah, it sounds like a fun summer, 582 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:05,750 但这写在大学申请上好看吗 but how is that gonna look on a college application? 583 00:21:06,550 --> 00:21:07,890 我们稍后再谈 We'll talk about it later. 584 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,300 我当然为你骄傲了 Of course I'm proud of you. 585 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,240 妈 Hey, Mom. 586 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:13,680 卢克 宝贝 你介意帮我拿一下 Hey, Luke. Honey, would you mind getting me 587 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,380 架子顶层的沙拉碗吗 that salad bowl off the top shelf? 588 00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:16,280 好的 Yep. 589 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,980 我知道只有我喜欢 I know I'm the only one, 590 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:20,120 但这是我的最爱 but it is my favorite. 591 00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:22,710 不必道歉 老妈 你知道自己喜欢什么 Don't apologize, Mom. You know what you like. 592 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,610 算了 我不吃了 Never mind. I'm good.