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How can my babies be early?! 21 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:07,720 我什么事都没早过 I've never been early to anything! 22 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:09,490 也许他们不是我的娃 Maybe they're not mine! 23 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:11,580 我可对你一直都很忠贞 I've always been faithful to you! 24 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:13,930 使劲啊 靠 Push, damn it! 25 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,390 我不要今天再失去一个孩子了 I'm not losing another baby today. 26 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:18,320 心脏骤停 Cardiac arrest. 27 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,260 急救车 Crash cart! 28 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:20,930 电击可能会要了孩子的命 The shock could kill the baby! 29 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,390 这是没有办法的办法了 That's something I'll just have to live with. 30 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,650 也许我们该把电视关掉 Maybe we could turn off the TV? 31 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:26,470 离手 Clear! ‭ 32 00:00:27,270 --> 00:00:29,370 伙计们 我恐怕得告诉你们一些坏消息 Well, folks, I'm afraid I have some bad news. 33 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:30,150 天哪 不要 Oh, my God, no. 34 00:00:30,150 --> 00:00:31,330 不 不是 没有那么糟糕 N-No, not that bad. 35 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:33,340 我很抱歉 刚才我没过脑子 I'm sorry. I did not think that through. 36 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:35,180 你今天不会生产 No, you're not giving birth today. 37 00:00:35,190 --> 00:00:37,580 刚才你经历的被称作假宫缩 You've had false contractions, known as Braxton Hicks. 38 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,420 很常见的 It's very common. 39 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:40,230 那意味着我会什么时候生呢 Uh, so what does that mean timing-wise? 40 00:00:40,230 --> 00:00:41,430 不一定 It's no indication. 41 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:42,550 可能是现在起五周后 It could be five weeks from now, 42 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:44,060 也可能是现在起五小时后 could be five hours from now. 43 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,140 我建议你和你老公回家 I suggest you and your husband go home, 44 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:47,690 趁你还可以的时候多睡会儿 get some sleep while you still can. 45 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:50,000 我们还没结婚 只是情侣 Oh, we're not married. We're just lovers. 46 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,020 呕 Ugh! Yuck. 47 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,600 她讨厌那个词 She hates that word. 48 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,780 我也觉得恶心 Grosses me out, too, 49 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:56,310 我可是看过无数产后护理惨况的人呢 and I spend a lot of my time covered in afterbirth. 50 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:00,870 一切都还好吧 Everything okay? 51 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,250 感觉很怪 Um... that was weird. 52 00:01:03,340 --> 00:01:05,530 你是说那对抱着全尺寸婴儿的侏儒吗 Those little people with the full-size baby? 53 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:08,290 不是 是医生说你是我老公这件事 No, when the doctor called you my husband. 54 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:10,620 人们都会下意识觉得吧 Well, people are gonna assume -- 55 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:13,900 不是... 感觉很奇怪是因为我... No, it -- it was weird because I... 56 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:14,800 喜欢这个称呼 liked it. 57 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,350 你不是吧 我求婚过大概六次了 Seriously? Because I proposed, like, six times. 58 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:18,450 我知道 我只是... I know. I just -- 59 00:01:18,450 --> 00:01:20,290 它在当时看起来太过时了 It seemed so old-fashioned at the time, 60 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,970 但是当我想到孩子们要出生的时候 but when I thought that the babies were coming, 61 00:01:22,970 --> 00:01:24,030 我... I-I... 62 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:26,620 你是要说出我认为你将要说的话了吗 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 63 00:01:30,870 --> 00:01:32,320 我需要一点帮助 I'm gonna need a little help here. 64 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:33,910 好了 Okay. 65 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,080 行了 我好了 Okay, we're good. 66 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,690 迪兰·星尘·马歇尔 你愿意... Dylan Stardust Marshall, will you -- 67 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,380 要倒了要倒了 好吧 Oh! Going over. Okay. Okay. 68 00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:42,830 我很好 我很好 没事 I'm fine. I'm fine. It's okay. 69 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,490 你愿意娶我吗 Will you marry me? 70 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:46,640 我的天哪 Oh, my God. 71 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,170 这跟我想象中的场景一模一样 This is exactly how I imagined it. 72 00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:03,290 我进不去 I can't get in! 73 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,840 该死 小卡 我们一定要抢到票 Damn it, Cam! We need those tickets! 74 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,150 -加油 刷新 -我在刷新了 - Come on, refresh. - ‭I am! 75 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:08,380 -使出吃奶的劲儿刷新 -我在了 - Refresh like your life depends on it! - ‭I am! 76 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:10,240 今晚是《苏菲的抉择:音乐剧》的 Tonight is the L.A. Premiere 77 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,600 洛杉矶首映式 of "Sophie's Choice: The Musical." 78 00:02:12,630 --> 00:02:14,240 票在顷刻之间就卖光了 And it sold out in seconds, 79 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:17,130 但是剧院保留了一些很棒的座位 but the theater reserved a few amazing house seats 80 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:18,320 可以网上抽签获取 for an online lottery. 81 00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:19,140 有谣言称 And there's a rumor 82 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,540 梅丽尔·斯特里普也会去观演 Meryl Streep is going to be in the audience. 83 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:22,180 -不敢相信 -真得为那个 - Oh, my God. - You have to 84 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:24,080 扮演苏菲的女演员默哀 feel for that poor actress playing Sophie. 85 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:24,080 {\an8}梅丽尔·斯特里普是电影版的苏菲 她以此片得到了奥斯卡金像奖最佳女主角 86 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,960 就像我在鲍勃·麦基面前缝制戏服一样 It'd be like me sewing costumes in front of Bob Mackie. 87 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,960 {\an8}知名大牌服装设计师 88 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,580 现在为您颁发世上最基发言奖 得奖人是... And the award for the gayest thing ever said goes to... 89 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:31,630 -我进去了 -真的吗 - I'm in! - ‭You are?! 90 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:32,960 -我们有座位啦 -苍天啊 - We have seats! - ‭Oh, my God! 91 00:02:33,790 --> 00:02:35,000 -集中注意力 -好了 - Focus, focus. - ‭Okay, all right. 92 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:36,480 好了 这边是付款倒计时 Okay, it's one of those ticking clock things. 93 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,510 那很好 我只需找到我的信用卡 That's fine. We just need my...credit card. 94 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,040 我的钱包呢 我的钱包 钱包 Where's my wallet? Where -- Where's my wall-- 95 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,740 -我的钱包去哪儿了 -不是吧 又这样 - Where's my wallet?! - Seriously? Again? 96 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:43,360 小卡 你得把它放在一个固定的地方 Cam, you have to leave it in one place! 97 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,500 我跟你说过一千遍了 I told you a thousand times! 98 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,510 非得现在说教吗 Really? Now? 99 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,280 行了 就用你的信用卡吧 Okay, just use your credit card. 100 00:02:48,090 --> 00:02:48,730 怪了 That's weird. 101 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:51,160 好了 我要吐了 我要吐了 Okay. I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick! 102 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,440 -来 用我的吧 -谢谢 甜心 - Here -- use mine. - Oh! Thank you, sweetie. 103 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,190 好了 好了 行了 Okay. ‭Okay. All right. 104 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:57,820 这是什么标志[征兆]吗 Is this a sign? 105 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:59,170 是啊 预示着我们要去看演出了 Yes! We are meant to see the show! 106 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:00,500 不是 是检测买票机器人的验证图 No, it's one of those CAPTCHA things. 107 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:01,610 这是个路标吗 Is that a road sign?! 108 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:02,850 -是的 -我不知道 - Yes! - ‭I don't know. 109 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:03,820 是的 Yes. 110 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:06,630 我的老天啊 Oh, my God! 111 00:03:07,010 --> 00:03:08,820 谢谢 甜心宝贝 你救了我们 Oh, thank you, sweetie. You saved us. 112 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:10,490 没事 我需要刷卡换里程 It's fine. I needed the miles. 113 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,280 谢谢你 Thank you. 114 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:12,910 她要去哪里 Where's she off to? 115 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:14,300 -我肯定没事的 -好吧 - I'm sure it's fine. - ‭Okay. 116 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:18,180 这件怎么样 How about this one? 117 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:19,430 你看起来太美了 You look gorgeous. 118 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:20,400 现在 记住... Now, remember -- 119 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,740 好了 这又不是我第一次 Okay, this is not my first time 120 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:23,710 要去哄你的商业伙伴了 impressing your business associates. 121 00:03:23,710 --> 00:03:24,810 我知道怎么做 I know the drill. 122 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:27,300 笑他们的笑话 抚摸他们的手臂 Laugh at their jokes, touch their arms... 123 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,300 然后如果他在地板上撒尿 Yeah, and if he pees on the floor, 124 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,730 别太当回事儿 don't make a big deal out of it. 125 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:30,710 怎么回事 What is happening? 126 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:32,360 我退出了衣柜事业 I quit the closet game 127 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,950 成为了高端逗趣狗床的尖端人物 to become the king of high-end, whimsical dog beds. 128 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:38,180 今天 为了推广它们 我要接待 And to market them today, I'm hosting 129 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:41,420 社交媒体网红 亚瑟乖仔 social-media influencer Arthur Goodboy. 130 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,380 这只小帅狗 This little stud 131 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:45,500 在网上有超过五百万的粉丝 has over 5 million followers on the Instagram. 132 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,760 一张他与产品的照片就能改天换地 One photo of him with a product can be a game-changer. 133 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,720 你让我为一只狗换了三次衣服 You made me change three times for a dog? 134 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,380 他甚至看不到这个颜色 He cannot even see this color! 135 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:54,870 他们可以感觉到你的努力 They can sense the effort! 136 00:03:58,470 --> 00:04:00,880 欢迎 欢迎 我是杰·普里契特 Welcome! Welcome. I'm Jay Pritchett. 137 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,510 -你好 -这是我老婆歌洛莉亚 - Hello. - ‭This is my wife, Gloria. 138 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:04,170 你们好 Hello. 139 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:05,260 奥森·丰特 Orson Funt. 140 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:07,550 我想大家都认识亚瑟乖仔啦 I'm sure everyone knows Arthur Goodboy. 141 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:10,530 谁不会呢 我得承认 我有一种遇见巨星的感觉 Who doesn't? And I must admit, I'm a little starstruck. 142 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:11,280 不必 Don't be. 143 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,660 他跟普通狗一样 穿毛衣也是一次一条腿啦 He puts on his sweaters one leg at a time. 144 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:17,680 这是"斯黛拉的狗床"的斯黛拉 And this is Stella of Dog Beds by Stella, 145 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,590 不过大部分设计是我做的 but I do most of the design. 146 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:23,020 对于非职业选美选手来说 她很漂亮 Well. She is beautiful for a non-pro. 147 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,840 -我能抱抱吗 -给你 好了 - May I? - Here you go. ‭Yes. 148 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:25,980 -我能吗 -当然 - May I? - ‭Oh, yeah. 149 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,190 谢谢 太棒了 Thank you. Oh, yes. 150 00:04:27,190 --> 00:04:29,040 立正 立正 Present! Present. 151 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:30,620 谁是可爱的女士呀 Who's a lovely lady? 152 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:32,090 谁是可爱的女士呀 Who's a lovely lady? 153 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:34,420 谁是优雅的男孩儿呀 谁是网红呀 Who's an elegant boy? Who's an influencer? 154 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:35,590 你是 你是 Ooh, you are! You are! 155 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:37,730 谁是网红啊 是你 Who's an influencer? You are! 156 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:40,370 想去看看狗床吗 You want to see the dog beds? 157 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:41,560 -想 -跟我来 - Yes. - ‭Follow me. 158 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:44,400 他是个好爸爸 He's a good father. 159 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,560 他是个好爸爸 He's a good father. 160 00:04:51,890 --> 00:04:52,750 先生... Sir... 161 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:55,100 狗放在菠萝里 a dog in a pineapple? 162 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:56,980 爱了 Love! 163 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:59,080 我叫它"犬凤呈祥" I call that one "Puppy Colada." 164 00:04:59,080 --> 00:04:59,920 得了 Stop! 165 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,100 是啊 得了 Yes, stop. 166 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:04,280 那你怎么看 咱们能做这笔生意吗 So, what do you say? Are we in business? 167 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:06,260 等一下 别着急 Oh, down boy. 168 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:07,770 在帮你做推荐之前 I like to make sure that Arthur Goodboy 169 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:10,470 我得确保亚瑟乖仔真的喜欢这件产品 really loves the product before we do any endorsements. 170 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:11,530 如果我们什么都答应 If we said yes to everything, 171 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:13,690 那跟网红暴躁猫那啥都代言的婊子有何分别 then we're no better than that whore Grumpy Cat. 172 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,130 来 试试这个 Here, try this one. 173 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:17,180 好了 亚瑟乖仔先生 Okay, Mr. Arthur Goodboy. 174 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:19,420 你何不自己去里面 Why don't you just trot yourself right in there 175 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,810 打个盹儿呢 and take a load off? 176 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:25,100 他才刚睡过一阵子 所以... You know, he just woke up from a nap, so... 177 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,970 他可能过几小时才会想休息 he will probably tucker out in a couple of hours. 178 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:30,130 但没关系 反正我也没有别的事 It's cool, 'cause I have nowhere I need to be. 179 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,580 真"意外"啊 You don't say. 180 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:32,860 里面真宽敞 Oh, it's spacious. 181 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:36,240 海莉 Haley? 182 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,180 我在这 Over here! 183 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:39,670 妈没跟你一起出来吧 Mom's not with you, right? 184 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:40,420 没有 No. 185 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:41,330 出什么事了 What's going on? 186 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,380 你已经怀孕了 What could you have possibly done 187 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:43,640 还能有什么更严重的 that's worse than getting pregnant? 188 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:45,330 迪兰和我要私奔结婚 Well, Dylan and I are eloping, 189 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:47,280 我们想让你去作见证 and we want you to be the witness. 190 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:49,650 我的天 我愿意 Oh, my God! Yes! 191 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:52,280 我都无法形容这让我觉得自己多特别了 Oh, I can't even tell you how special this makes me feel. 192 00:05:52,290 --> 00:05:53,940 我不会告诉任何人 我 I will not tell anyone. I -- 193 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:56,000 等等 为什么私奔 为什么不办婚礼 Wait. Why eloping? Why not a wedding? 194 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,780 我们只想简单快速地结婚 We just want it to be simple and quick. 195 00:05:57,780 --> 00:05:59,050 不想有各种大戏 And no drama. 196 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:00,670 -那老妈是肯定不能带上了 -是啊 - Guess that eliminates Mom. - Yeah. 197 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:01,930 什么不能带上老妈 What eliminates Mom? 198 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:05,930 是这样的 是这样的 说来有趣 You know, uh -- You know, it-it's so funny when -- 199 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,220 当人们 做出这种有趣的事 when people do such, um, funny -- 200 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:10,040 其实三言两语就能说清 You know, the story is so short, 201 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,580 -但又说来话长 -够了 够了 - but it-it-it would be so long... - Enough, enough. 202 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,050 我看不下去了 I cannot watch this. 203 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,240 我觉得她要铺垫出个故事了呢 I felt like she was building to something. 204 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:19,250 迪兰和我要去法院结婚 Dylan and I are going to the courthouse to get married. 205 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,300 我们不是不想带你 It's nothing personal, you know? 206 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,730 只不过 我们现在最不想要的 It's just...right now, the last thing we want 207 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:27,830 就是最后搞成了大型婚礼 is it to turn into a big production. 208 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:30,600 亲爱的 假如这是你想要的 Well, honey, if that's what you want, 209 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:33,610 作为你母亲 虽然这显然让我十分痛苦 as your mother, obviously, it's incredibly painful, 210 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,490 但你完全不必担心 but that-that's none of your concern. 211 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:38,170 我只希望你的婚礼 I just hope you have a wedding that's every bit 212 00:06:38,170 --> 00:06:41,670 能和我一直以来想象得一样美好感人 as wonderful and beautiful as I always imagined. 213 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,160 尽管我不能像想象中那样出席 You know -- when I was gonna be part of it. 214 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,250 我就知道她不会介意 I knew she'd be cool. 215 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,220 -是啊 -我们走 - Yeah! - ‭Let's roll. 216 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:49,910 老妈看起来挺受打击的 Mom seemed pretty bummed about it, 217 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,230 可这是我们想要的 but, you know, this is what we want. 218 00:06:51,230 --> 00:06:52,090 没错 Totally! 219 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:54,180 妈蛋 Damn it! ‭ 220 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:59,030 你怎能这样对你母亲 How could you do this to your mother? 221 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:03,730 他们怎么这么慢 What's taking them so long? 222 00:07:03,730 --> 00:07:06,350 就是说啊 婚礼的主角又不是他们 I know. It's, like, this wedding isn't about them. 223 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:08,120 是你和迪兰 还有我 It's about you and Dylan and me! 224 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:08,990 来了 Coming! 225 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,010 真抱歉 So sorry. 226 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:11,720 别担心 海莉 And don't worry, Haley. 227 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:15,200 我保证你几乎不会注意到我们在场 I promise you will hardly know we are there at all. 228 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,900 搞什么 你们穿得比我还正式 What? You're dressed nicer than me. 229 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:18,530 我原本不想说什么 但你确定 Well, I wasn't gonna say anything, but are you sure 230 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:20,290 你在这个特别的日子就穿这身衣服吗 that's the outfit you want for your special day? 231 00:07:20,290 --> 00:07:22,740 这是海莉的婚礼 她想穿得多难看都随她 It's Haley's wedding. She can dress as bad as she wants. 232 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:23,540 没错 Right. 233 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:24,830 谁死了 Who died? 234 00:07:25,050 --> 00:07:26,950 海莉和迪兰要结婚了 Haley and Dylan are getting married. 235 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:28,060 穿成这样结婚吗 Dressed like that? 236 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:29,430 现在我还得带上卢克 Now I have to invite Luke? 237 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:30,770 你不想带就不带 Not if you don't want to. 238 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,070 你真会说话 This feels great. 239 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:34,860 好吧 就带上卢克 不能再加人了 Okay, that is it. Luke, but no one else. 240 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:37,040 我妈发现你父母会出席 Hey, so, my mom found out your parents are coming, 241 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:39,120 因为我告诉她了 现在她也正赶来 'cause I told her, and now she's on her way. 242 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,140 我外公也来 And Grandpa's coming. 243 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:41,530 你们会很喜欢他的 You guys are gonna love him. 244 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,990 但假如他叫你们杀了他 别下手 Oh, but if he asks you to kill him, don't. 245 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:45,480 我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking. 246 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,860 人太多了 That is a lot of people 247 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:49,130 法院那没有人情味的小房间挤不下 for a small, impersonal room at the courthouse, 248 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:52,020 我们也是这么想的 and we are on the same page. 249 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:54,490 所以 为什么不在这结婚 So...why don't we just do it here? 250 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:56,830 我有证婚人资格 我可以主持婚礼 I'm ordained. I can perform the ceremony. 251 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,740 这个主意太好了 That is such a great idea! 252 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,690 那样的话 又简单又私人化 That way, it's easy and intimate. 253 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:02,280 这正是你想要的 不是吗 I mean, that's what you wanted, right? 254 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,710 你们先去法院 So, go down to the courthouse, 255 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:06,030 领结婚证 然后回来 get your marriage license, come back here, 256 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,290 我们都在这等着 and we'll all be waiting. 257 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:09,770 好吧 我们立刻就得去 Fine. But let's go now. 258 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:11,460 我饿死了 法院的小卖部 I'm starving, and they make a great soft pretzel 259 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:12,730 有特别好吃的软椒盐饼 at the courthouse snack shop. 260 00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:13,770 你是怎么知道的 How do you know that? 261 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:15,250 我还是可以私奔的 I can still elope. 262 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:16,540 别坏了我的好事 Don't you ruin this for me. 263 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:17,690 无所谓 无所谓 It's fine. It's fine. 264 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:21,020 等等 Wait. 265 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:22,500 假如迪兰的外公要来 If Dylan's bringing his grandfather, 266 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:24,690 我们也必须邀请我爸和歌洛莉亚 不是吗 that means we have to invite Dad and Gloria, right? 267 00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:25,750 我想是的 I think so, yeah. 268 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,900 但他八成不会来 杰讨厌临时邀约 But he probably won't show. Jay hates last-minute plans. 269 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:30,590 他会说"老天 他们怎么不私奔" He'll be like, "Oh, geez, why don't they just elope?" 270 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:31,640 外公你来啦 Grandpa? 271 00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:36,570 谁是乖乖仔 Who's a goody-woody boy? 272 00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:38,580 谁是犯困的乖仔 Who's a sleepy boy? 273 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:39,940 没想到我会说这种话 I never thought I'd say this, 274 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:42,270 但我想念杰伤人的大男子主义 but I miss Jay's toxic masculinity. 275 00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:44,950 至少他不是你亲爹 At least he's not your real father. 276 00:08:45,510 --> 00:08:46,940 -我来接 我接 -我来接 - I'll get it! I got it! - I'll get it! 277 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,420 -你好 -歌洛莉亚 - Hello? - Hey, Gloria. 278 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:53,280 海莉和迪兰决定今天下午结婚 Haley and Dylan decided to get married this afternoon, 279 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,630 我知道老爸要谈狗床生意 and I know Dad's got that dog-bed thing, 280 00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:57,860 所以不必有压力 so absolutely no pressure. 281 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:00,090 好的 我们会尽快赶过去 Yes. We will be there as soon as we can. 282 00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:02,710 杰 很遗憾不得不打断 Jay, I am so sorry to break up 283 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:05,460 这个非常有趣非常正常的聚会 this really fun and super normal party, 284 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:09,000 但迪兰和海莉决定现在结婚 but Dylan and Haley decided to get married right now, 285 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,950 克莱尔想让我们过去 and Claire wants us there. 286 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,950 老天 他们怎么不私奔 Oh, geez, why don't they just elope? 287 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:15,790 其实亚瑟乖仔很喜欢婚礼 Actually, Arthur Goodboy loves weddings, 288 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,790 它的粉丝们一直很想看它穿新西装 and his followers have been dying to see him in his new tux. 289 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:20,780 我可以带个狗床 以防它想休息 I-I can bring a bed in case he gets tired. 290 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:25,690 快看 有人心动了 Ooh, look. Somebody's got a crush. 291 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,670 斯黛拉小姐可否赏光 Would Miss Stella do us the honor 292 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,160 陪亚瑟乖仔一同出席婚礼 of escorting Arthur Goodboy to the wedding?! 293 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,520 老天 当然 一万个愿意 Gosh, yes! A thousand times yes! 294 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:37,820 说出来你肯定不信 Well. You're not gonna believe this. 295 00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:38,720 他们会来 They're coming. 296 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,820 假如他们会来 那我们是不是 Well, if they're coming, does that mean 297 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,250 也得邀请米奇和小卡 we need to invite Mitch and Cam? 298 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:43,710 想象一下不请的话他们得有多少狗血戏 Imagine the drama if we didn't. 299 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:44,980 ♪ 我该选择谁 ♪ ♪ Who should I choose? ♪ 300 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:46,680 ♪ 选一个都得失去另一个 ♪ ♪ Either way, I lose ♪ 301 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,960 ♪ 我盯着枪扣 ♪ ♪ I stare at the gun ♪ 302 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,220 ♪ 是选我女儿 还是选儿子 ♪ ♪ Is it daughter, is it son? ♪ 303 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,050 ♪ 抉择 ♪ ♪ Choices ♪ 304 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:51,970 -♪ 困难的抉择 ♪ -♪ 抉择 ♪ - ♪ Impossible choices ♪ - ‭♪ Choices ♪ 305 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,810 -♪ 困难的抉择 ♪ -♪ 困难 ♪ - ♪ Impossible choices ♪ - ♪ Impossible ♪ 306 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,130 ♪ 抉择 ♪ ♪ Choices ♪ 307 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:57,230 这就是为什么我不能邀请朋友来做客 This is why I can't have friends over. 308 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:57,850 好吧 Okay. 309 00:09:57,850 --> 00:09:58,690 某人因为损人 Somebody just snarked her way 310 00:09:58,690 --> 00:10:00,100 没有《苏菲的抉择》卫衣穿了 out of a "Sophie's Choice" Hoodie! 311 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,120 没错 That's right. 312 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:03,710 克莱尔 什么事 Hey, Claire. What's up? 313 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,250 海莉和迪兰决定结婚了 So, Haley and Dylan decided to get married, 314 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,000 你们要是不来他们会伤心死的 and they'd be devastated if you weren't there. 315 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,990 当然 我们无论如何也不会错过 Oh, of course! We wouldn't miss it for the world! 316 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:11,100 告诉我们什么时候 Just tell us when. 317 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,370 大约一小时后 In about an hour. 318 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,420 我的天 我 Oh, my -- Hey, uh, let -- 319 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:15,880 我稍后给你回电话 好吗 let me call you right back, okay? 320 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,410 开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?! 321 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,390 就是说 该怎么办 音乐剧还是婚礼 I know! What do we do -- a musical or the wedding? 322 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:22,060 世上没人被迫面临过更残酷的选择 It's the cruelest decision anyone's ever been forced to make. 323 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:27,660 -有人吗 我们来了 -敲敲门 - Hello? We are here! - Knock, knock! 324 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,820 这都是些什么 What is all this? 325 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:31,580 克莱尔 Hey, Claire. 326 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:32,830 这位是奥森 This is Orson 327 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,680 而这当然就是亚瑟乖仔 and, of course, Arthur Goodboy. 328 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,440 多谢你邀请我们 我们爱爱情 Thanks for having us. We love love. 329 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,010 爸 能过来私下聊两句吗 Dad, can you come over here a second? 330 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,470 斯黛拉 你好啊 Hey, Stella. 331 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,700 听着 我觉得海莉不会想 So, listen, I don't think Haley 332 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,160 回到有一屋子的陌生人和狗的家 wants to come back to a house full of strangers and dogs. 333 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,480 克莱尔 我得抓住这个机会 Claire, I've got to have this, 334 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,290 而且她都不会感觉到他们在这的 and she's never gonna know they're even here. 335 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:52,330 好吧 这话说的时机不太好 Okay, that's bad timing. 336 00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:54,230 动起来 动起来 大家都动起来 Okay, okay, let's -- let's go, let's go, let's go. 337 00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:55,110 动起来 来忙活起来 Let's go. Let's get it going. 338 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:56,520 你们着什么急 我以为你们... What's your hurry? I thought you... 339 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,430 两个喜欢婚礼呢 guys love weddings. 340 00:10:58,430 --> 00:11:00,360 你准备说"你们这种人"是不是 You were gonna say "You people," Weren't you? 341 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,100 有证据吗 Prove it. 342 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,050 我们拿着音乐剧的票 We have theater tickets, 343 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:03,520 如果现在婚礼开始的话 and if we get this wedding started, 344 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,450 我们还能赶上《苏菲的抉择》的开场 we can still make curtain for "Sophie's Choice." 345 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:06,980 为了看那个音乐剧 I would murder my entire family 346 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:08,840 我愿意干掉自己全家亲友 and all of their friends to see that musical. 347 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:10,070 这人懂行 This guy gets it. 348 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:12,630 看看这是谁呀 Look who's here! 349 00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:14,880 别担心 我穿裤子了 Don't worry. I'm wearing pants. 350 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,630 至少你们看起来是的 As far as you know. 351 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,450 你好啊 弗兰克 Oh, well, hello, Frank. 352 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:20,920 谢谢你 差不多算出席了 And thank you for...sort of making it. 353 00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:22,620 -真要这样吗 -你邀请了你爸爸 - Really? - Well, you invited your dad. 354 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,470 -我还能不邀请我爸爸吗 -我不知道了 - What was I supposed to do? ‭- I don't know. 355 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:26,790 你好啊 这是亚瑟乖仔吗 Hey! Is that Arthur Goodboy? 356 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,820 我是超级粉丝 Big fan! 357 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:30,060 早就期待看它穿西装的样子了 Been waiting to see him in his tux. 358 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:31,520 法拉 Farrah. 359 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,500 -菲尔 -很高兴见到... - Phil. ‭- It is so delightful to see -- 360 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:37,660 天啊 Oh. Gosh. 361 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,330 你能相信我们的孩子要结婚了吗 Can you believe our babies are getting married? 362 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,170 我能 I can. 363 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:43,020 我在秘鲁的一丛篝火里见到了这个景象 I saw it in a vision at a campfire in Peru. 364 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,600 这是我的父亲 伯特 This is my father, Bert. 365 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:45,970 很荣幸能... Oh, it's such an honor to -- 366 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:47,320 伏特加 Vodka! 367 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:50,490 好漂亮的裙子 What a lovely dress. 368 00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,430 其实这是萨满教的婚礼礼服 It's actually a shamanic wedding robe 369 00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:53,580 产自南美 from South America. 370 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,080 我每次主持仪式都穿 I wear it at every ceremony I officiate. 371 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,800 这就有点尴尬了 Ohhh. This is awkward. 372 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,540 我要主持仪式 I'm doing the ceremony. 373 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:03,400 但这是我想了一辈子的事啊 But this is something I've dreamed about all of my lives. 374 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,560 妈 这是什么情况 Mom, what the hell is going on? 375 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,300 宝贝 其实没有看上去那么糟啦 Oh, honey, honey, it's not as bad as it looks. 376 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:13,550 你看 还是小规模 又简洁又... See, it's still small and simple and -- 377 00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:15,430 别帮倒忙 Not helping. 378 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,970 怎么了 我们要在她步向祭坛时奏乐啊 What? We were gonna play her down the aisle. 379 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:20,340 对 没有风笛伴奏的婚礼会遭受厄运 Yeah. Bad luck to get married without bagpipes. 380 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,750 我妈的第一个婚礼 没有风笛 My mom's first wedding -- no bagpipes. 381 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,440 我妈的第二个婚礼 有风笛 My mom's second wedding -- bagpipes. 382 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,870 六个月之后 还没离婚 Six months later, she's still married. 383 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:29,300 我的意思是 这就是科学啊 I mean, that's just science. 384 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,490 这又是什么 Now what? 385 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,540 我们需要食物 所以 Oh, well, we needed food, so... 386 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:33,790 你们好啊 小情侣 Hola, lovebirds. 387 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,340 这真是场灾难 Oh, this is a disaster. 388 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:38,550 我理解 不过我们也没法选择儿时的家 I know, but we can't pick our childhood homes. 389 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,500 别担心 我能解决好一切的 Don't worry. I can fix everything. 390 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,180 不要着急 慢慢去换你的衣服吧 Just take your time changing your clothes. 391 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,280 这就是我要穿的 Oh, this is what I'm wearing. 392 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:44,690 你太搞笑了 You're hilarious. 393 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:48,650 让我见见这对恩爱情侣 Let me see the happy couple. 394 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,840 恭喜你 海莉 Congratulations, Haley. 395 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,410 恭喜你 安迪 Congratulations, Andy. 396 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,450 抱歉 宝贝 我知道你有点生气 Sorry. ‭Honey, I know you're a little annoyed. 397 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,350 真是不好意思我让你这么想了 Oh, I'm so sorry I gave you that impression. 398 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:06,800 我都快气死了 I'm a lot annoyed. 399 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:07,940 不过这样更好 But it's better. 400 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,420 这样的话 你就能被爱你的人所环绕 This way, you'll be surrounded by people who love you. 401 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:12,320 就是她 That's her. 402 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:16,150 恭喜你 我真为你高兴 Congratulations! I am so happy for you. 403 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:16,880 卢克 Luke? 404 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,890 这是安娜贝尔 Uh, this is Annabelle. 405 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:18,970 我们刚在交友软件上认识 We just met on Tinder. 406 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:20,540 不过我们还没来得及做什么 But we haven't done anything yet. 407 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:21,910 你们猜怎么着 宝宝们 Guess what, babies. 408 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,750 今天你们能尝尝酒的滋味了 You're gonna taste some wine today! 409 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:25,740 既然婚礼快开始了 So, if we're gonna get this thing started, 410 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,240 你是不是应该上楼换个衣服 maybe you should go up and change, huh? 411 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,050 再说最后一次 这就是我 Oh, for the last time, this is what I'm -- 412 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:29,820 算了 我去换 Screw it. I'm changing. 413 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,190 -不 不用 -不用换 如果那就是 - No, don't - No, don't change, if that's -- 414 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:32,950 -真是的 -对不起 我错了 - Damn it! What - Sorry. I'm sorry. 415 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,040 歌洛莉亚 Gloria, Gloria. 416 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:35,700 帮我个忙 Do me a favor. 417 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,680 往我的电视机里放点腊肠 Put some salami in my TV. 418 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,900 不管这是什么的暗号 我都不答应 Whatever that is a code for, the answer is no. 419 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,260 好吧 那我自己来 Okay, fine. I'll do it myself. 420 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,630 拖住奥森一小会儿 Keep Orson occupied for about a minute. 421 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,270 亚瑟乖仔 过来 Arthur Goodboy, come. 422 00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:46,360 亚瑟乖仔 过来 Arthur Goodboy, come. 423 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,440 奥森先生 Mr. Orson. 424 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:53,060 我想知道 你生活的一切都是你的狗狗吗 Um, I need to know -- is your whole life your dog? 425 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,740 不不 我对单人喜剧也有所涉猎 Oh, no. I also dabble in stand-up comedy. 426 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:58,440 我以前会把自己的段子给亚瑟乖仔试讲一遍 In fact, I used to try out all of my material on Arthur Goodboy 427 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,060 直到后来善待动物组织指控我拿动物做试验 until I got in trouble with PETA for animal testing. 428 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:04,960 话说回来 亚瑟去哪了 Speaking of, where is Arthur? 429 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,080 我相信它没事的 I'm sure he's fine. 430 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,650 亚瑟 亚瑟 Arthur? Arthur? 431 00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:10,570 它在活动室里 狼吞虎咽什么冷切肠 He's in the family room, wolfing down some cold cuts. 432 00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:12,210 不不不 它消化不了那个 No, no, no. He can't digest that. 433 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,830 西装可是租来的还要还回去 And that tuxedo is rented. 434 00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,660 别 等一等 No, please! Wait! 435 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,320 住手 Aah! Stop! 436 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,120 住手 什么 不要 Stop? What, no! 437 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,540 它很喜欢这个床 别啊 它喜欢在里面 He's enjoying the bed. No, he loves it in there. 438 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:23,380 别说了 Don't. 439 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,970 那个机器人什么都跟我说了 The robot told me everything. 440 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:26,950 -对不起 但是我以为只要它 -别说了 - Oh, I'm sorry, but I thought once he got - Stop! Unh! 441 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,320 我会待到婚礼结束 I will stay for the wedding 442 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,140 免得毁掉海尔西和德里克的大喜日子 so as not to ruin Halsey and Derek's special day, 443 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,430 但是我们的合作没戏了 but this partnership is off. 444 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:36,810 我这是在做什么 What am I doing? 445 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,510 让自己丢人现眼 Making a fool of yourself -- 446 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,600 你一整天都在这样 what you have done the whole day. 447 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,990 对 我表现得像个傻瓜 Yeah. I'm acting like an idiot. 448 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,430 这个点子太蠢了 I mean, this was a stupid idea, 449 00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,910 在我这把年纪还想重新创业 trying to launch a whole new business at my age. 450 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:48,020 我还以为会很有意思 I thought it would be fun, 451 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,510 我早就该知道的 我该金盆洗手了 but I should've known I-I need to hang it up. 452 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,520 我想静静 I need a second. 453 00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:56,680 狗床确实很滑稽很悲哀 Dog beds are ridiculous and sad. 454 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,280 但是对杰来说很重要 But they're important to Jay. 455 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:01,290 我想爱一个人就意味着你也需要尊重他们 So I guess that loving someone means that you have to respect 456 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,620 愚蠢又令人恶心的梦想 their idiotic, nauseating dreams. 457 00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,230 你好 老兄弟 Hey, old-timer. 458 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:07,630 我喜欢你的轮椅 I dig those wheels. 459 00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:10,950 为什么这个吸尘器在跟我说话 Why is this vacuum cleaner talking to me?! 460 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,650 我们剩的时间不多了 Okay, we are definitely cutting it close, 461 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,920 不过我觉得我们能赶上的 but I think we're gonna make it. 462 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:15,560 你知道吗 按传统的婚礼仪式 You know, it's just that, uh, traditionally, 463 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,850 是新娘的爸爸对这些事情说了算 the father of the bride calls the shots at these things. 464 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,280 老天爷 菲尔 Oh, my goddess, Phil. 465 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:21,940 一定要这样的话 那我们彻底回到传统婚礼好了 By all means, let's return to traditional weddings. 466 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,710 或许你愿意讨论一下海莉的嫁妆 Perhaps you'd like to discuss the matter of Haley's dowry. 467 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:27,130 你们准备陪嫁牲畜还是土地呢 Are you prepared to offer livestock or land? 468 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,350 法拉 如果这是在你们的 Farrah, I would defer to you 469 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:30,350 圆顶帐篷里我会听你的 if this were happening in your yurt. 470 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,150 好吧 Fine. 471 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,690 我们来掷橡子决定吧 We'll settle this over a game of acorns. 472 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:35,910 伸出你的手来 Put out your hands. 473 00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:38,860 橡子 说话吧 Acorns, speak. 474 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,900 对不起 菲尔 Oh. Sorry, Phil. 475 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,540 三局两胜 Best of 3. 476 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,260 这是在干什么 What am I doing? 477 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:45,420 好了 你们俩 停下来 Okay, both of you, stop! 478 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:46,900 你们两个都主持 行吗 You can both officiate, all right? 479 00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:48,740 但是那不会花两倍的时间吗 Yeah, but won't that take twice as long? 480 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,840 不管谁主持 能不能抽出点时间 Uh, whoever's officiating, if you can carve out some time 481 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,970 让我读一下我写的诗 for a poem I've written. 482 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,300 这是《贝奥武夫》和《电子情书》的结合版 It's sort of a "Beowulf" Meets "You've Got Mail." 483 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,600 天啊 求求不要读诗了 别啊 Oh, God, no! No poems! No! 484 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,450 -没人想听诗 -谁要听啊 - Nobody wants a poem! - No one wants that! 485 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,430 -快点吧 流程走下去 -继续下去 - Come on! Let's move this thing along! - Get it going! 486 00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:00,220 你们得交出《苏菲的抉择》票 You need to give your "Sophie's Choice" ticket 487 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,740 给那个养狗怪人 to the dog weirdo. 488 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,480 我爸居然想看音乐剧吗 My dad wants to see a musical? 489 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,220 不是 是另一个养狗怪人 No, the other dog weirdo. 490 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:08,070 你们没看到他听到时有多兴奋吗 Didn't you see how excited he got when he heard about it? 491 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,830 但这事绝对没门 您慢走 Yeah, well, that's not happening. No, thank you. 492 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,110 想想这些年来 Think about all the sacrifices 493 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:14,250 你父亲为你做的牺牲啊 that your father has made for you. 494 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,380 但我真的不在意啊 Oh, I just don't care. 495 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,010 你们反正也来不及赶到 You're not gonna make it anyways. 496 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,910 我们能赶到 婚礼马上就要开始了 Y-Yes, we are, 'cause the wedding's about to start. 497 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,420 -他们来啦 -是吗 - Here they come. - Is it? 498 00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:21,930 不好意思 Excuse me. 499 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:25,070 在我们开始这场美好的仪式之前 Um, before we start this beautiful ceremony, 500 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,330 在座各位何不轮流一下 why don't we go around the room 501 00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:30,710 聊聊这场婚礼对你们代表的意义 and talk about what this wedding means to us? 502 00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:32,340 我想应该没人想被拱上台做出发言吧 Yeah, I don't think anybody wants to be put on the spot. 503 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,390 就继续把婚礼流程走完吧 Let's just get on with the wedding. 504 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:36,610 对我来说 婚姻不只是两个人心的联结 To me, a marriage is not just the joining of two hearts. 505 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,570 还是两个家庭合而为一 It's the melding of families. 506 00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:39,910 请听我说这句 And can I just say this -- 507 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,430 -不听 坐下 -不听 坐下 - No! Sit down! - No! Sit down! 508 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,170 去吧 去吧 这就对啦 Go on, go on. There you go. 509 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,910 撒的是 泡沫塑料吗 Are those... packing peanuts? 510 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,850 我只有十分钟准备 还没经费 I had 10 minutes and no budget. 511 00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,370 -真的要发生了呢 -是啊 - This is happening. - Yep. 512 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:57,150 这只狗在对斯黛拉做什么啊 What's this dog doing to Stella? 513 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,630 坏狗狗 不许日 Bad dog! No humping! 514 00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,260 不许羞辱他 这是她的错 Don't shame him! That's her fault. 515 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:01,630 她自己在他脸上扭屁股 She's wagging her hips in his face! 516 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:02,770 那是她腰不好 That's her dysplasia. 517 00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:04,050 而且都2019年了 And it's 2019. 518 00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,340 他怎么可以强抢民女呢 What he did is not okay! 519 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,280 糟糕 我是不是在动啊 Uh-oh. Am I moving? 520 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,510 好像有东西卡住了 Something's stuck! 521 00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:12,730 -菲尔 我跌倒了 -看 就是这样 - Phil, I'm falling! - See, this -- this -- 522 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:14,030 这就是为什么我不想请人来 this is why I didn't want anyone here! 523 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,050 这就是为什么我想私奔 This is why I wanted to elope! 524 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:19,110 海莉 我知道你不高兴 但他们是你的家人啊 Haley, I know you're upset, but this is your family. 525 00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:20,250 你谁啊 Who are you?! 526 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,860 好 够了 够了 Okay, enough! Enough. 527 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,770 迪兰 海莉 现在都到厨房来 Dylan, Haley, in the kitchen -- now! 528 00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:24,770 鞋真好看 Nice shoes! 529 00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,540 很抱歉 各位 I am, uh, so sorry, folks. 530 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,050 可能 可能需要大家等一小段时间 This is -- This is gonna take a little while. 531 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,070 或许艾丽克斯和比尔可以给大家奏点音乐 Maybe Alex and Bill can play something. 532 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:31,280 -不要 -别了 - No! - No! 533 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,100 -我们是赶不上了对吧 -好吧 不行 - We're not gonna make it, are we? ‭- Okay, no. 534 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,840 我们估计来不及 感觉就没戏了 We're not gonna make it! ‭It -- It doesn't look like it. 535 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:36,310 不好意思 Hey, um... 536 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,230 我爸爸希望你能收下这些票 Hi. My dad wanted you to have these tickets. 537 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,210 我勒个大丹犬 太谢谢你们了 Great Danes! Thank you! 538 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,840 别着急 你还有一件事情没做呢 Not so fast. You still have something to do. 539 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,310 听 听我说 Listen. Listen to me. 540 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,480 妈 我不想听 I don't want to hear it, Mom. 541 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,520 跑吧 Run. 542 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,010 -什么 -是的 - What?! ‭- Yeah. 543 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,350 很抱歉事情没按我们料想中的发展 We're really sorry that this all got away from us. 544 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,300 但我们真正在乎的是你开心 But all we care about is that you're happy. 545 00:17:57,650 --> 00:18:00,460 而你应该拥有你想要的婚礼 And you should have the wedding you want. 546 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,290 你妈妈说得对 Your mom's right. 547 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,150 我们也私定终身过 现在想起来 We eloped, and I still think of it 548 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,000 还觉得那是我人生中最美好的一段时光之一 as one of the best days of my life. 549 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,720 到现在还感觉那是我们俩最后独处的日子 It still seems like the last day we were alone. 550 00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:12,890 这... That's... 551 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,640 小宝贝 Oh, honey. 552 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,130 你们四个人快上路吧 The four of you better get going, huh? 553 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:16,920 是啊 Yeah. 554 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,080 我的宝贝们啊 Ohh, my babies. 555 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,340 爱你们 I love you, guys. 556 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,020 再见 再见啦 Bye. Bye. 557 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,830 你还好吗 You okay? 558 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,590 其实不好 Not really, no. 559 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:31,130 我好难过自己不能在场陪伴 I hate that we're not gonna be there. 560 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:34,040 我一直觉得她结婚时我一定会在场 I always assumed we would be at her wedding. 561 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,570 这样是不是很自私啊 Is that selfish? 562 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:36,830 当然不 No. 563 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:38,960 这样才公平啊 It's only fair. 564 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:41,830 她也参加了我们的婚礼 She was at ours. 565 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,310 是啊 Mm. She was. 566 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,550 快看 Look at this. 567 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:51,170 他在一分钟前发了文 已经有五千赞了 He posted one minute ago. It's already got 5,000 likes. 568 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,040 谢谢你 Thank you. 569 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,310 我爱你嘛 I love you. 570 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,860 而比狗床还不性感的 就是半途而废了 And the only thing less sexy than a dog bed is a quitter, 571 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,440 我可不想嫁给半途而废的人 and I didn't marry a quitter. 572 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:00,600 我娶了个天使 I married an angel. 573 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,970 是的 Yes, you did! 574 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,050 能请大家注意听我说一下吗 Could I have everyone's attention? Um... 575 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,970 我想说在场的大多数人 I just want to say that most of you 576 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,940 都对我们十分重要 are very important to us. 577 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,740 但婚礼取消了 感谢你们的到来 But the wedding's off, and thanks for coming. 578 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:10,850 -什么 -你耍我们啊 - What?! - You got to be kidding me! 579 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:13,170 我真的服了 我们这是血海深仇 This is an outrage. I will never forgive you. 580 00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:15,060 你们俩有兴趣给在场各位唱个歌吗 Perhaps the two of you would like to sing a song? 581 00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,150 ♪ 抉择 困难 ♪ ♪ Choices, impossible ♪ 582 00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:17,550 -♪ 抉择 ♪ -♪ 抉择 困难 ♪ - ♪ Choices ♪ - ♪ Choices, impossible ♪ 583 00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:18,590 -♪ 抉择 ♪ -♪ 为什么有那么多 ♪ - ♪ Choices ♪ - ♪ Why are there so many ♪ 584 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,360 ♪ 声音 ♪ ♪ Voices ♪ 585 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,160 ♪ 抉择与声音与声音 ♪ ♪ Choices and voices and voices ♪ 586 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,290 老妈 老爸 Mom? Dad? 587 00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:28,960 亲爱的 Oh, honey. 588 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,160 你回来啦 怎么样了 Hey. How did it go? 589 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:34,360 我们最后没结婚 Uh, we...didn't go through with it. 590 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:34,970 什么 What? 591 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:36,860 我们当时在24小时证婚教堂 We were at this 24-hour chapel, 592 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,960 终于叫到我们了 但... and they called our names, but... 593 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:41,320 但就是有哪里感觉怪怪的 something about it just didn't feel right. 594 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:44,100 亲爱的 没关系 Sweetheart, it's okay. 595 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,390 时候到了你自己会知道的 You'll know when it's the right time. 596 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:48,940 所以我来了这里 That's why I'm here. 597 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,850 我想了想你们说过的话 I thought about what you said 598 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,810 就是我应该拥有自己想要的婚礼 about how I should have the wedding that I want. 599 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,820 我想要的婚礼是你们在场的那种 Well, the wedding that I want has you guys there. 600 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,020 就像婚礼鹿角一样 And, like the nuptial antler, 601 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,100 你们的婚姻将坚固无比 your bond will never be broken. 602 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,160 你来收尾吧 菲尔 Take us home, Phil. 603 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,310 所以 And so, 604 00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:21,900 我以无痛征婚网所赋予我的权力 by the powers vested in me by NoPainOrdain.Com, 605 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,060 我宣布你 迪兰 I pronounce you, Dylan... 606 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,580 与你 海莉 and you, Haley... 607 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:28,850 正式成为 husband... 608 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:32,470 夫妻 ...and wife. 609 00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:37,070 快亲新娘啊 Hey! Kiss her already! 610 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:38,190 天啊 Oh, my God. 611 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,160 你想跟我谈事情吗 You want to talk to me. 612 00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:47,150 是啊 有件事这几天一直让我烦心 Yeah. Um... it's been bothering me the last few days. 613 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:49,110 就是他们本来想终身 迪兰没有先来 Since they were gonna elope, Dylan never came to me 614 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:50,640 求我同意让他娶我女儿 and ask for Haley's hand in marriage. 615 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,430 是啊 Yeah. 616 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:52,830 然后我想到了 Well, then it occur to me that 617 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,320 我跟克莱尔也私定终身了 since Claire and I eloped 618 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,950 我当年也没有正式去请求让我娶你女儿 I never offically asked you for her hand in marriage. 619 00:20:57,950 --> 00:20:59,270 -所以呢... -那你问我啊 - So ah... - So ask me. 620 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:00,910 行 Okay. 621 00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:02,370 杰 Jay, 622 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,140 我非常爱你女儿 I love your daughter very much. 623 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:04,950 我想请求你... And I would like your... 624 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:05,690 不行 Nop. 625 00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:08,390 很会搞笑 That's very funny. 626 00:21:08,930 --> 00:21:11,230 但说真的 我很希望有你的同意与祝福 But seriously, I would very much like your blessing. 627 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:14,210 抱歉 但我心里有些疑虑 我不同意 Sorry, I've got several conserns. I'm not onboard. 628 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:16,290 你知道这只是走个过场吧 You realise this is just a formality. 629 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:17,810 我和她都结婚要25年了 We've been married for more almost 25 years. 630 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:20,180 这无数年间都没有我的祝福 And the entire time without my blessing. 631 00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:22,910 这件事需要我买多少张狗床才能摆平 Ok, how many dog beds is this gonna cost me? 632 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:23,640 -5张 -3张 - Five. - Three. 633 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,450 -4张 -成交 - Four. - Done. 634 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,270 已祝福 Blessed.