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我要被这工作整死了

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我已经无法呼吸了

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这些年来我努力做一个好人

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一个有道德有素养的好人

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我并不是要变得像他们

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我就是他们中的一员

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怪胎 你在干嘛

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我在模仿里最有名的一段演说

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其实吧

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是十个我在模仿里的那段演说

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怎么着

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正经点好吗

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大概两小时前商店遇劫

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几乎所有平板电脑 手提和照相机都遭劫

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不好意思

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请给我一份

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有商店钥匙的员工名单

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我还要替我的搭档给您道个歉

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他父母以前没带他看病

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警探

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我已经破案了

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嫌疑犯是三名男性白人

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其中有个人两只手臂都有纹身

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你又是怎么知道的

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我在内部有线人

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他在这儿好几年了

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观察 学习 等待

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他的代号是

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毛绒抱抱熊

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针孔摄像头

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你走狗屎运

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我就是比你先到了五分钟

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我想着这么大一个卖电子设备的商店

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至少有一个摄像头在运作吧

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坏人们你们好啊

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绒绒 你做到了 你抓到他们了

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可以回家了

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我可不确定

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我做了太久的卧底 我已经忘了我是谁

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我目睹过许多惨状

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我已经太久没有碰过女人了

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够了

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Santiago警探

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不要离开我

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神烦警探  第一季 第一集

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99片区 早晨简报 8：31 AM

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是的 是我破的案

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Santiago 您请吧

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真烦

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真烦

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加一就好了

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我要赢了

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感觉真好

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真的好

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抓紧时间好好享受吧

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我会的

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JP 汇报一下Morgenthau凶杀案

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你们这些喜欢凶杀案的 好消息来咯

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今早早些时候

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有人决心枪杀

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食物进口商大亨Henry Morgenthau

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清洁工发现的尸体

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录她口供的时候 我运用我大侦探的聪明才智推断出

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她的下巴上有个特别恶心的东西

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我觉得是果馅饼

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Charles觉得是果馅饼

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我觉得是奶油糖果布丁

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也许就是老年人黏物

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老年人身上总是有黏黏的东西

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老年人粘稠物 有可能

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- 还有呢 - 别说老年人黏物了

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继续来讲案件吧

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技术人员在现场了

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等他们弄完我们就过去

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大家都对这个案子上点心

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这是会是新来警监想要先破的案子

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等下 跟我们说说这个新警监呗

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Holt警监等下就过来了

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他会做自我介绍的 散会

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Gina

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你有没有认识的黄牛啊

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我想邀请Rosa和我一起看Rihanna的演唱会

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但是票都卖完了

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我要提醒你两点

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第一点 Rihanna

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你

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Rihanna

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我知道 第二点呢

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她有喜欢的类型

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除你之外的任何人

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这也是我前妻喜欢的类型呢

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Rihanna演唱会可说不准啊

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我也不知道  她喜欢看老电影

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这个好啊 有什么地方会放老电影啊

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你就上网 然后搜索

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"来两张和一个不喜欢我的女孩

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一起看场电影的票子"

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- 太好了 谢谢  - 不客气

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你有没有新警监的消息

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没有 我也不在意

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McGintley警监没有走就好了 他是最好的

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他很烂

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你就是因为他让你随心所欲

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所以才喜欢他

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各就各位 预备

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出发

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你们在干嘛

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灭火器轮椅速度赛

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好吧

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出发

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你想说明什么

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如果以后我想当上警监 我需要有个导师

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我需要我的师父

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抱歉了妹子

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新来的这个肯定又是一个死板的办事员

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只知道

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跟着巡逻指南走

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循规蹈矩

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哔哔哔 机器人警监来咯

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- 你这么想的吗  - 嘿嘿

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新警监警报

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你一定是新警监了

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我是Jake Peralta警探 很高兴见到你

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别因为我来了

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就不描述我是啥样的了

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你继续

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没必要吧

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那我再快速来一遍

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我想想

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我好像说了点

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死板办事员的笑话

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- 继续模仿机器人说话  - 什么

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你暗示我是一个循规蹈矩的机器人

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模仿机器人说话

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我还想听一遍

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哔哔 哔

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机器人

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- 学的一点都不像  - 嗯

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下次再见到你

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希望你能够系领带

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其实上一任警监并不介意我们系不系领带

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你的新警监介意

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更重要的是

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他希望你服从命令

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大家注意了

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我是你们的新指挥官

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- Ray Holt警监  - 领导讲话

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- 我说完了  - 简短有力

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- Jeffords中士 借一步说话  - 好的

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我好爱他

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我也是

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他好温文尔雅

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有其他人感到了一点点基佬气息吗

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没有吗 好吧

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中士 我们以前在凶杀组共事过

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虽然那时你显然

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更胖

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他们叫我"Terry大咪咪"

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因为我 呃

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大咪咪 我记得

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我不喜欢那个绰号

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不过还是很形象的

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我听说你行政离职是怎么一回事儿

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一年前 我和我妻子有了一对双胞胎女儿

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Cagney和Lacey

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她们脸肥嘟嘟的 很可爱

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从那时起 我就有点害怕受伤

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没那么锋芒毕露了

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在百货公司曾经有过一起事故

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兄弟 你还好吗 你看上去很紧张

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我没事 我没事

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我觉得他死了

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现在我还是不太好

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跟我说说你的警探们

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Scully Hitchcock还有Daniels

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他们基本上没啥用

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但煮的咖啡还不错

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知道了

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厉害的这几个

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Rosa Diaz

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坚强 聪明 难猜透 特别吓人

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谁是我的神秘圣诞老人

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我才不告诉你呢 那样就没意思了

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是Scully 他给你买了条围巾

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我会让他退掉的

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必须的

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Charles Boyle 他很努力

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虽然不是最聪明的警探

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但他比谁都努力

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他身体不是很协调

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唉我的松饼啊

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啊

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我的头 我的松饼 我的头

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我还踩到我的松饼了

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我的头 我的松饼

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Amy Santiago

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她有七个兄弟

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所以她总是试图表现强悍

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当心 那瓶酱非常辣

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是吗

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她和Peralta打了个很大的赌

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赌谁能逮更多坏人

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自从开赌后 他俩战绩飙升

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给我说说Peralta

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Jacob Peralta是我最得力干将

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他喜欢把坏人关进去 也喜欢解决谜题

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他唯一未解的谜题

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是如何长大

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表述得很明了

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我在部门要求的心理咨询上

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多次谈过Jake

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听着 你了解我的经历

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你知道这对我多重要

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这片区一直做得不错

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但我要让它成为布鲁克林最好的

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我需要你的帮助

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当然 长官

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我们从哪开始

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*什么个情况咯*

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从他开始

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Morgenthau的公寓 1:15 PM.

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那么嫌犯破窗而入

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留下了红色带泥的脚印

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接着显然就和碟架来了一炮

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这里发现弹壳 开了两枪

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梆 梆

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干得好 警探

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奖你条领带

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那是我的 你从我桌子里拿的

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没错 Charles 破案成功

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- 这条给你  - 谢了

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现在大家必须系上这些

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不系上领带

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就破不了案

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放过警监吧

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我要拜他为师

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好吧 首先 你说"师父"这词的时候

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会让我性致盎然 你知道的

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在工作场合这样不太好吧

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其次 你的师父老找我麻烦

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是 他是有点点严肃

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- 你怎么想 Rosa  - 他看着挺酷

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是 看着是挺酷 我同意

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看起来嫌犯盗走了一台电脑 一块表

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一根伊比利火腿 价值 啥

246
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六千刀

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一根火腿要六千刀吗

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伊比利火腿是来自西班牙的绝味烟熏火腿

249
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我叔叔葬礼上吃过

250
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那场葬礼我可是拼了命的在吃

251
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我可是便秘了三天

252
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故事真棒 Charles 谢谢

253
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好啦 大家听好了

254
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最好和Holt警监联系下

255
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让他知道我们可是都戴了领带

256
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说起领带 你的在哪里 机器人

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绝了

258
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警监好

259
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欢迎来到凶案现场 您来这里做什么

260
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我想知道我的警探们都在干吗

261
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- 你觉得行吗  - 行

262
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带上Santiago去走访周围的人

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看看邻居们听到什么动静没有

264
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上门探访吗 这是在浪费时间

265
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Diaz和Boyle 去找验尸官

266
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一小时后向我汇报

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进展的不错

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哪不错了

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他大概有顺风耳吧

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Rosa Rosa Rosa

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我碰巧注意到

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这周有个怀旧电影节

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在Film Forum影院举办

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想一起去么

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当然

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酷 太棒了

277
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有很多电影可以选

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我大概只想看经典一些的

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例如

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那部不好看 选个好看的

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提议不错 很明智

282
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我会照办

283
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会选部比更好的

284
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那么 Gina

285
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像你这样的民政管理员

286
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总是善于聆听

287
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Santiago和Peralta

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到底在赌什么

289
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除非以下六种情形发生我才告诉你

290
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一 你让我用你的办公室

291
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来练我的舞蹈动作

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- 二  - 不如这样

293
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- 如果你肯告诉我  - 嗯

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我就不给你停职

295
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停薪了

296
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听上去不错

297
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好吧 赌局就是如果Amy抓到更多人

298
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Jake就把自己车给她

299
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那是一辆老款福特野马 相当的赞

300
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如果是他赢了

301
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那她就得和他约会

302
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他管保最后会上床

303
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我猜至少会隔着衣服亲热一下什么的

304
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至少得摸摸啊

305
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,260
- 你够了 Gina  - 爱抚啊

306
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我都能想象他穿着真丝睡袍的样子

307
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- 你够了 Gina  - 好吧

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谢谢

309
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我们开始浪费时间吧

310
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Morgenthau的公寓楼 上门查探 1:45 PM.

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先生你好

312
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能问你几个问题么

313
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当然可以

314
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实际上 我非常高兴你们出现

315
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你闻到大麻了么

316
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是的

317
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因为有人闯入

318
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吸了大麻 然后冲出去了

319
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真是

320
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你觉得和那个在地上留下

321
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烟筒的家伙是同一个人么

322
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是的

323
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警察

324
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- 你好  - 你好

325
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叫什么名字

326
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- 我叫什么  - 嗯

327
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- Mlepnos  - 麻烦你拼一下

328
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M-l-e-p

329
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Clay

330
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你刚才说"Clay"吗

331
00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:02,440
是的 "Clay"是不发音的

332
00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:03,240
好 有数了

333
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,920
以前见过这个人么 他昨晚被射杀了

334
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谢谢

335
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,080
不 先生 那是我们的 我们得用那个

336
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,080
- 我们  - 他就这么拿走了

337
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门垫上有份

338
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顶层公寓

339
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赌20刀这家伙是个超帅的黄金单身汉

340
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就赌这个

341
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警察 开门

342
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,000
你好

343
00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:27,600
你好先生

344
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,620
今天过的好吗

345
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,630
我是"永远正确"警探

346
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,940
这个是我的搭档"不靠谱"警探

347
00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:37,340
验尸官那里没什么惊喜

348
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,040
两处枪伤 肩膀 胸口

349
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,210
没有邻居听到或看到什么

350
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:44,450
更糟的是 Santiago 因为个92岁老头惨败

351
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,780
并不尽然 长官

352
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,650
等等 你还勾搭上他了吗

353
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:49,450
好了 去看看当铺 查探下周边社区

354
00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:50,890
同时你可以出去买副领带

355
00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,360
实际上先生

356
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,320
我正系着领带呢

357
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,890
来看看

358
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,720
隐蔽领带

359
00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,660
首先我觉得你脱毛

360
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:00,450
脱得太过了

361
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,910
不过更重要的是 警探

362
00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:04,700
你为什么拒绝认真执行我的命令

363
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,500
这儿有人知道为什么你们恰当着装

364
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:09,140
对我很重要么

365
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:11,390
四个受过高度训练的警探

366
00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,740
却没人解释得了这么个简单谜题

367
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:16,250
有进展就向我汇报

368
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,360
有问题么

369
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,800
我本想问你为什么你觉得我

370
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,520
脱毛脱得太过了 不过好像已经过了

371
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,910
所以没事

372
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,390
嘿 Boyle

373
00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:25,150
- 什么事  - 这根高级火腿怎么说

374
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,720
- 伊比利火腿  - 是的

375
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,160
嫌犯留下了个超贵的电视机

376
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,560
但是却盗走了火腿吗 这说不通

377
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,060
罪案现场附近有没有卖这个的地方

378
00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:35,030
- Beneficio店可能会卖  - 一起去看看

379
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,530
你得先向警监汇报

380
00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,500
抓到人再汇报不迟

381
00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:41,570
Beneficio美食铺 1:45 PM.

382
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,570
我叫Ratko 我什么也不知道

383
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:45,070
好的

384
00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:46,440
认得出这家伙么

385
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,170
- Henry Morgenthau吗  - 不认识

386
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:52,420
或许你该看看照片再说

387
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,450
不认识 也不知道发生了什么

388
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,050
别问其它问题了

389
00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,850
不如我给你场景重现一下 Rakto

390
00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,190
你来告诉我你怎么看

391
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,590
你认识这个Morgenthau

392
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:01,860
他来这儿想卖你点火腿

393
00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,060
你知道那东西值很多钱

394
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,140
所以你想直接偷来

395
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:04,890
闯个空门

396
00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,560
但他偏偏在家 所以你就枪杀了他

397
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,630
听起来耳熟吗

398
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,230
不然再来点角色扮演能唤起你的记忆

399
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:11,400
- 好主意  - 来呗

400
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,440
来咯

401
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,900
- 我是Ratko  - 不 我才是

402
00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:16,470
拜托 为什么受害者总是我

403
00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:18,110
听着 我不跟你在这儿争

404
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,280
好吧 好吧

405
00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:21,110
哦 我是Henry Morgenthau

406
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,750
卖又好吃又贵的火腿

407
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,250
我是不是在杂货店见过你

408
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,450
爆头 场景重现

409
00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:31,790
纽约警局 所有人趴下

410
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,260
夫人 您能不能趴下

411
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,060
或者 无视我继续购物

412
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,590
- Boyle 守住门 - 明白

413
00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:39,330
Ratko

414
00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:56,380
嗷 Ratko 嗷

415
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:57,610
哇哦 哇哦 Ratko

416
00:14:57,610 --> 00:14:58,680
我要生气咯

417
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,220
这是在浪费曼彻格奶酪

418
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,580
Charles

419
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:07,090
- 你怎么还在这儿 - Jake

420
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,620
帮个忙

421
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,560
Ratko 他跑不掉的 Jake

422
00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:11,930
Ratko

423
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:13,430
我来抓他 我来抓他

424
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:16,700
别担心

425
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,020
是的 我没有向你汇报

426
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,300
是的 他的确逃走了

427
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,340
但好消息是

428
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,610
我给你带了榛仁冰淇淋哦

429
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,940
还有

430
00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:31,950
给你拿的小勺子

431
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,060
他真的安排我

432
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,560
到档案室吗

433
00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:38,400
我是说 我们的档案室怎么还在

434
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,900
电脑发明出来了 没错吧 不是我做梦吧

435
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,340
你很幸运 伙计

436
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,840
我巴不得被安排全职在这里上班呢

437
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:47,540
没有哪里比这儿离案发现场更远了

438
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,740
警官 你懂我的 我抓的人比谁都多

439
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,310
你能告诉警监这有多蠢

440
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,390
把他最好的警探关在一堆档案柜里吗

441
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,380
第二好的

442
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,480
你不了解Holt

443
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,880
他忘掉的警察技巧

444
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,050
比你知道的都多

445
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:02,390
1981年 他抓住了"迪斯科扼杀者"

446
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,990
你完了 迪斯科男

447
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:08,900
放下悠悠球 放开那女孩

448
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,020
哇

449
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:15,840
那家伙真的很厉害 你得听他的话

450
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:17,500
这下很难赢我了吧

451
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,270
当你坐冷板凳的时候 Peralta

452
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,280
不过我搞了个新条目

453
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,310
"没抓住的杀人犯"

454
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,750
看哪

455
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:28,480
你遥遥领先

456
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,830
跟档案们玩得开心

457
00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:31,520
知道吗 我跟档案们会很开心的

458
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,150
跟你的脸过得开心

459
00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,920
摔门

460
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,730
刚才那是摔门

461
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,700
你给我们买了什么电影的票

462
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,130
哦 好吧 为了保险起见

463
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,430
我买了所有电影的票

464
00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:49,270
为了保险起见 什么意思

465
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,040
我不知道 我不想搞砸

466
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,780
因为你有点 固执己见

467
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,910
你觉得我固执己见 好 那我给你个己见

468
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,610
你看人非常不准

469
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:00,750
你的衬衫看起来像呕吐物

470
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,020
那我们可以去看

471
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:04,180
我不跟你一起看电影了

472
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,690
好主意 睿智

473
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,990
总是那么专业

474
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,800
- 嘿 警监 - 你发现了什么

475
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,440
嘿 我喜欢这领带

476
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,840
无力胜之 则从之

477
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,410
话说回来 我觉得我找到了有用的东西

478
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,410
原来"Ratko"这个名字是伪造的

479
00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:29,010
但我在仔细查阅这些档案的时候

480
00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:31,580
有一份还真是从蜘蛛网里翻出来的

481
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,110
发现有不少地方提到了

482
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,580
一个塞尔维亚暴徒

483
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,420
街头人称"老鼠"和"屠夫"

484
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,490
他总是在一个仓库附近出没

485
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,520
离波恩兰姆公园不远 那里有红色土壤

486
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,390
因此 有了Morgenthau家台面上的红泥脚印

487
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,000
干得不错 警探

488
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,930
非常感谢 长官

489
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,630
这证明了想要做出成绩

490
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:54,340
必须衣着得体

491
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,340
击拳庆祝一下吧

492
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,540
知道吗 如此出色的侦查工作

493
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,580
需要跟整个团队分享

494
00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:07,110
Santiago Boyle Diaz 都进来

495
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,820
把所有人都叫来 拿台相机

496
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:12,200
- 这没必要 好吧他们来了 - 大家鼓鼓掌

497
00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:14,860
为大师警探Jake Peralta的卓越工作

498
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:15,890
是的 大家鼓鼓掌

499
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:18,190
- 给他鼓鼓掌 - 好啊 漂亮

500
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,660
真好看

501
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,130
好吧 谢谢

502
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:25,520
Brooklyn Self Storage 10:14 PM.

503
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,060
账簿上没有Ratko的记录

504
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,600
一定是用了现金

505
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,470
好吧 我个人非常激动

506
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:29,370
能和您一起执行监视任务 警监

507
00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,640
知道我最喜欢监视的哪一点吗

508
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,040
巡逻指导手册说"随意着装"

509
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,900
我就是个穿运动衫的家伙 跟俩好朋友一起

510
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,210
他一直话这么多吗

511
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:40,650
我就当听不见

512
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:42,120
简直就是个白脸噪音机

513
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:44,220
好吧 首先 这是种族歧视

514
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,050
其次 警督

515
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:48,490
Terry告诉我你抓住了迪斯科扼杀者

516
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:51,060
这太了不起了 我看过那个案子

517
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,260
恕我直言 长官

518
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,920
为什么你现在才当上警督

519
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,390
因为我是同性恋

520
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,940
真的

521
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,570
你居然不知道

522
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:06,840
我并没有掩盖

523
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:11,400
出柜警长获任命

524
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,550
有其他人感到了一点点基佬气息吗

525
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,820
男性脱毛

526
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,120
该死

527
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,860
我真不是个好警探

528
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,340
拿着

529
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,230
你花了那么多钱买电影票我感到过意不去

530
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:28,460
你为什么不直接跟我去呢

531
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,700
不行

532
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:34,370
好吧

533
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:36,100
好吧 这真尴尬

534
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,910
这不尴尬

535
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,540
我喜欢有你作伴

536
00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,350
你是个好人

537
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:45,380
你什么时候出的柜

538
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,080
大概25年前

539
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:51,250
纽约警局还没准备好接纳一个出柜的警探

540
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,150
后来保守者都死光了

541
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,390
突然他们就迫不及待地要向世人告知

542
00:19:55,390 --> 00:19:57,520
他们有一个高级别的同性恋警官了

543
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,060
我当上了警督

544
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:02,130
但他们把我安排在了公共事务部门

545
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,260
我是个好士兵 我支持征兵工作

546
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:08,300
但我一直想要的是自己的指挥部

547
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:11,240
现在我终于得到了

548
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,870
我不会搞砸的

549
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:16,610
警督 对不起 我

550
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,750
我觉得我太混蛋了

551
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,890
不过积极的一面是 Ratko出现了

552
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,250
谦逊结束 我最牛逼

553
00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:35,510
好极了 3000扇一样的蓝色门

554
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:37,450
看来我们都有敲门的任务了

555
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,700
没错 就像之前

556
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:43,490
说得不错 你真美

557
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,230
安全

558
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,560
安全

559
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,290
纽约警局

560
00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:02,500
保洁

561
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:05,360
好吧

562
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,760
难以置信

563
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,460
难以 置信

564
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,010
Ratko 很高兴见到你

565
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,310
你阻止不了我的

566
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,710
我要走了

567
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,870
事实上 你哪儿都去不了

568
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,650
因为你向左看的话

569
00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:33,620
你会看到Boyle和Diaz警探

570
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,390
右边呢有Santiago警探

571
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,490
你身后是Holt警监

572
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:41,060
重点就是 你被包围了

573
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:43,300
哦天哪 我想通了领带的事

574
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:45,270
警监 我刚刚想到了

575
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,470
也许现在不是说这个的最佳时机 警探

576
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,000
那是制服

577
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,100
我们是一个团队 领带是

578
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,910
团队制服的一部分 对吗

579
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,170
你问Ratko什么队的吗

580
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:55,340
没有 Ratko 闭嘴

581
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,270
这对你很重要

582
00:21:56,270 --> 00:21:58,050
因为你脱离了队伍这么久

583
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,410
现在你是老大了

584
00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:01,950
所以你希望我们都穿一样的制服

585
00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:03,380
哈 搞定

586
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:06,290
是的 没错 现在先把Ratko抓起来

587
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,220
好 Ratko 跪下 放下武器

588
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:11,260
手放头上 就这样

589
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:13,260
- 嘿 - 他跑了

590
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,900
哦 搞定他了

591
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,700
手背到后面 手背到后面

592
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,230
趴下

593
00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:20,530
在99片区咱就是这么办事的 长官

594
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,100
抓抓坏人 顺带耍耍酷

595
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,910
你怎么回事

596
00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:27,780
一直没把泳裤脱掉 大错特错

597
00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:30,350
现在嵌进菊花了 干得不错 同志们