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99片区

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啊 警监 你在我桌边呀

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大清早的 就想先见见你这张脸呢

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Peralta 你迟到了三分钟

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不能怪我 我家出了点管道问题

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这提醒了我

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我得要部公派手机了

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你别这样行吗 我就迟到了几分钟而已

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难不成你还要当着大家的面跟我决斗啊

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好主意 大伙

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都过来一下 我要和Peralta决斗

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好吧好吧 我迟到了三分钟

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对不起我做错了一件事

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- 噢 不止一件  - 啊哦

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先说说Kristov谋杀案

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完美解决了

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在我的审问下 他20分钟就认罪了

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但同时你把这个案件的证据标注错了

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要不是警长发现了

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他认罪了也没用

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这三个案件文书都做得太草率

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这两张照片

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一个是你的储物柜

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一个是菲律宾的某垃圾堆

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你能分辩哪个是哪个吗

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- 那是垃圾堆吧  - 两个都是你的储物柜

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我该想到的 他有两手啊

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这个文件夹标签是"内衣 脏的"

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这样才不会和"内衣 干净的"弄混啊

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况且谁在意这些条条框框啊

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我抓的重犯比这里每个警探抓的都多

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你抽屉里的老鼠

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也比这里每个警探多

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Algernon

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你们看呐 Algernon回来了

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把老鼠弄走 给我严肃点好好工作

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他好暴躁哦

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神烦警探 
第一季 第二集

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99片区 早晨简报

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警探们 开始吧

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Santiago 杰伊街毒品突击搜捕有什么进展

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有12千克的可卡因下落不明

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不过我们刚拿到毒贩公寓的搜查令

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很好 再带上Boyle和Diaz

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最佳阵容

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Peralta 说下故意破坏公共财物的案子

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警长 这个我都不知道怎么说才好

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有人一直在咱警车上画鸡巴

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很显然 等布鲁克林每辆警车上

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都有小鸡鸡的时候 他才会收手

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噢 原来他画的是这个

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但底部那些小小的圆圆的东西是什么啊

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那是屁股

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屁股

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你们应该有抓捕这位绅士的对策了吧

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你刚说的是绅"殖"士吗

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如果是 赞一个 然后是的 我有对策

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我要布置一个警车引他上钩

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同时我会在另一辆卧底警车里等他出现

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已经有三辆卧底警车都给他画上了

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他会发现的 你用我的面包车吧

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面包车 哈哈

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你们对我的面包车有意见吗

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我老婆也不喜欢

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她想要辆SUV 但我的小面包还好着呢

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轮子滚滚的

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好主意 警长 我们就用你的车

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我们 你要和我一起吗

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恕我直言 但我不需要后援

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这不是后援 是给你当保姆

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给他当保姆 哈哈

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看这个

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毒贩居然有个艺术史的学士学位

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是布鲁克林学院的

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真有意思啊

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这怎么就有意思了

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这个很令人惊讶 因为你可能觉得

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他学的是 毒品

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我也学过艺术史

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- 还是没意思  - 不好意思

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我知道我就是一个小小的民政管理员而已

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但是我不小心听到

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你们在找那些失踪的毒品

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我这位朋友 Carlene

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她是灵媒 她愿意帮帮你们

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我能给你看手相 算塔罗牌

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我在网上拿到了数字占卜术的文凭

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你认真的吗 Gina

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- 灵媒  - 怎么了 她真的很厉害

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举个例子 上周 她就预测

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我会和一个叫Mark的人

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有肉体接触

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果然有呢

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这里有人叫Mark吗

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你来吧

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她真的能看到一些东西

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科学都无法解释

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还有 在女鞋这块

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她能给你打折

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她是伦纳德名鞋店的副经理

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我看到了 毒品在一个地方

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- 我看到蓝色  - 她看到蓝色了呢

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还有黄色

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我还看到字母"L" "R" "S" "T" "W" "E"

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还有"B"

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简单来说就是hangman最先猜的八个字

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谢谢你 Carlene

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你的生活就是一团垃圾

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Holt要和我一起去监视吗

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我做了一个混音带 里面有很直白的说唱

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- 现在不能跟着一起哼了  - 你做了混音带

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是啊 我现在还是听磁带的

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这家伙把我看得太紧了

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小小的破坏公共财物也要劳烦警监出动吗

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真是疯了

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你才疯了 你就不能

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好好办事吗

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Jake 现在有新的管事的了

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我还是喜欢以前的

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McGintley才不会管你桌子乱不乱

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也不管这些条条框框

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- 电 电 电 电 电  - 喂

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你们在干嘛

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科学实验

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我想知道如果电击这个甜瓜会发生什么

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好吧

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电 电 电 电 电

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而且McGintley才不管我迟到三分钟

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他总是迟到一个小时 还宿醉

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而且他真的会让你为所欲为

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只要你给他一个汉堡包

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他让放你的混音带吗

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好吧 真好笑

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买个iPod啊

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混音带

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我想替我的同事的

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警探作风向你道歉

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我奶奶也有那种"天赋"

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我觉得我就要死了

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她说的对 两年后她就死了

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你对我天赋的认可对我来说意义重大

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我看到了

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你爱的那个女人 和你一起上班的那个

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黑头发 特别吓人的那个

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Rosa 是的

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她不爱你

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永远都不会爱你

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快说谢谢啊 Charles

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她预测了你的未来

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谢谢

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- 你怎么没等我  - 你又迟到了

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我得先套上我的卧底面包车伪装嘛

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快和Harvey Norgenbloom打个招呼

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注册会计师 离异 两个孩子的爸

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还有不可见人的性癖好

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你的伪装是啥

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愤怒的警监

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好吧 你不喜欢我的设定

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我更关心的是你穿着凉鞋

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怎么徒步抓罪犯

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但凉鞋是Harvey的标志啊

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他就是一个穿凉鞋的人

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警监 你为啥要来当保姆 为啥管得这么细

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你以为我想和你在这儿

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而不是管理我的片区吗

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- 是的  - 那是个反问句

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过去12年里

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我都在为一把手的位置而努力奋斗

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我不会让你搅乱我的计划的

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就因为你不认真对待你的工作

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我很认真对待我工作啊

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我抓坏蛋 这才是最重要的

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做好文书工作

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准时出现 穿合适的鞋 也都很重要

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那得算在Harvey头上 不是我

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咱们这么办

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你的每件案子

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都要有一位高级官员跟着你一起

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等你向我证明你能做好你的工作

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方方面面 都不出错

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我才会让步

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好吧 你觉得这样如何

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我给你50美元 你让我为所欲为

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好吧 还是按你说的来

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从现在起

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我工作的方方面面都会做到完美

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比完美还要再完美

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是"更完美" 你这话说的就不完美

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我在测试你呢 你做的很完美

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快速更新一下涂鸦客的最新动态

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他正在我们的货车上画着呢

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警察 不许动

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凉鞋掉了

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损失一只凉鞋 警察 不许动

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我来了

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你被捕了

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- 已经逮到了  - 我们逮到他了

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嘿 警监

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嗨 我弄到50块了

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我的出价还是有效的哟

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你要是让我为所欲为 那40美元

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其实我身上就只有那么多  就全是你的了

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不行 好吧 反正我其实就只有30块

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好 我想如果想让你停止

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对我事无巨细的全方位管理

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我就得把最重要的警务工作做好

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写完美的报告

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太好了 我等不及要读了

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我也等不及变回独狼了

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还有事吗 警探

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我还得再来一下

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独狼

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他明明喜欢

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嘿 警长 你知道我们把亮片都放在哪吗

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我只是想确保给警监的报告

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分外耀眼

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你在干什么 Peralta

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听着 如果我必须做他要求的事

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我就要用我的方法来

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好吧

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一直以来很高兴与你一起共事

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我不怕他 好吗

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我谁都不怕

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还有 涂鸦客在你的车上喷了个鸡巴

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我很抱歉 求你别追杀我

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什么 我的车上有个鸡巴

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杰伊街公寓

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高顶 三个卧室

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为什么每个罪犯的房子都比我的好

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你知道警察学院没教你什么吗

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当罪犯更好

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哦 不 橱柜是蓝色的

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真俗气 但不算是重大败笔

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大不了我重新粉刷下

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那个灵媒预言

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毒品在蓝色的东西里

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我看见了蓝色

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她还给我的人生做出了

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十分苦逼的预言

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她永远不会爱上你的

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如果她说对了藏匿毒品的地点

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那就意味着她其他的预言也是对的

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厨房

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中头奖了

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这可比12千克多多了

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在哪

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壁脚板 在衣篮后面

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衣篮啥颜色的

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- 绿色 - 太棒了

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衣篮是绿色的

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衣篮是绿色的

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我请喝饮料

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你太奇葩了

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很抱歉耽误你半天了

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还在写我的报告

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很详细的

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嘿 Gina 你能不能看下一小时前的湿度

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还有现在啥月相

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不 对不起啦 我不想帮你

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谢谢 Gina

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现在轮到你了 你叫什么名字

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我的名字是 香蕉放屁男博士

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我不相信你

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嘿 哥们 赶紧告诉我你的名字吧

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我得把这个报告填写完美

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好让我的老板放过我

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你是未成年吗 你多大了

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我六百一十岁了 我是苏格兰高地人

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好 你说是就是 我就这么写

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审讯你就按照高地成人标准来办

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他们要砍头示众的

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你就想这样是不是

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我真讨厌传达坏消息

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不过你的灵媒朋友把毒品案

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预言错了

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也就是说她所有的预言都是错的

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不可能 她从不出错的

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我们在绿色的衣篮后面发现了可卡因

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她从没说过绿色或者头字是"篮"的

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她说了"蓝色"和"黄色" Charles

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我不知道咱这有没有幼儿园老师

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但是谁都知道这俩颜色混合变成绿色啊

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她还说了"洗"和"桶"

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衣篮还有一个叫法是...

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女士桶吗

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洗衣桶

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傻了吧

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你能去那边伤心难过不

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我这一块都被你的负能量污染了

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宝贝儿 我跟你说个坏消息

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有人在我们的小面包上喷了个大鸡巴

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当然不行 你现在不能买SUV

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它还好好的呢 轮子还能转呢

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快看啊

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存档里有你的指纹

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幸会啊 Trevor Podolski

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Podolski 和警察局副局长一个姓

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你爸是副局长Podolski

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我不知道你们这怎么办事的

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但这是不是意味着我掌控着你的小命呢

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好 告诉你

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是

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20.2千克

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我们就五入成21吧

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或者四舍成20

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额外那0.2我们可以卖给朋友

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我去给地监打电话 Rosa 你把这入库

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Charles 你看着Gina

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你今晚有什么安排么

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没有 你呢

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有安排么

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没有

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Carlene

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小崽子 希望你今晚有事可做

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我要尿尿 这就是我今晚的安排

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算了

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副局长的儿子啊

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这样的话他毁坏警车就有道理了

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我们得放了他 对吗

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他损坏了九辆警车

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你还逮个正着

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你为啥要放了他

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警监 我一切都尽善尽美了

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我一丝不苟的完成了25页

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包括研究 图表和地图的报告

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我还在背面加了"个人简介"

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你说的我都照做了

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但这不是我薪水等级的事

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得你来做决定

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他是你逮捕的 你决定

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我说了你得方方面面都做好

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做决定也是你差事的一部分

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是啊 但你觉得我得处理他

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我要是处理了 那副局长

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就会把我赶出警界 那我最终就要沦落街头

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以出卖我曼妙肉体为生

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有没有人说过你看上去和雕像一样

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有

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大神 你可卡因那案子你都说对了

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而且你也说对了Rosa的事

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- 谁是Rosa  - 就是那个

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那个他单恋的女人

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- 噢  - 对 就她

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你可知道 很多时候知道了未来

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就成了你的负担

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不要起来

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我刚刚预测到你起身了

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然后身负重伤

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神啊

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我还是把你推回你座位吧

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- 好主意  - 把你推下大桥

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开玩笑

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*你孤身一人*

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*你形单影只度过一生*

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我的选择是

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一 我处理Podolski的孩子

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他开除我 我下半辈子都只是

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最低级警探了 太可悲了

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- 无意冒犯 Hitchcock  - 没事

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二 我放了他

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那我余生就要被

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Holt管的死死的

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说实话 每当我想到要与保姆

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度过余生

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得是个叫Erica的金发碧眼美女

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她总有钱买披萨

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而且我多晚睡都没关系

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请问你在这剧情里的芳龄是

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反正重点是Holt关心的是

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我是不是"工作做对了"

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而不是我有没有工作

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希望大家给点建议

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我建议放了Holt

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那你职业的尽头就呈现在我们面前了

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好的 万分感谢 Santiago

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"不要逮捕"一票

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我还要把你的电话写在

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雷克斯的每个便池上

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不要逮捕他 捶他 死命锤

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想捶哪 就垫上本电话簿

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谁也不会发现 你懂的

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你是建议警察暴力

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呵呵 我觉得是 咋了

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- 你好 Scullu  - 怎么了

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你想接手不 文书工作都做完了

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- 做的可好了  - Podolski的孩子吗

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开玩笑吧 我刚把我午餐都给他了

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好吧 Boyle 你怎么看

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我不知道 我迷失了

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整个宇宙都是残酷的恼人的难题

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我在宇宙的幻想中

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好吧 "说跟没说一样"一票

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你就在这一栏里自己傻乐呵吧

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大家好啊

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Jake 来了个又帅又气的官员

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是Podolski副局长

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他要找你 很生气

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大叔 性感 暴怒

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我职业生涯结束了

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Hitchcock我们底层见 无意冒犯

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没事

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副局长好

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我儿子呢

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在我座位

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正在享受香槟

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和我为特殊场合准备的巧克力

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Peralta 等你完事儿

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请你帮我把我刚弄回来的可卡因

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包裹一下吧 谢谢

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副局长啊 不知道您在这

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打扰了 很抱歉

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我是Amy Santiago

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Trevor 你这回又干了什么好事

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什么都没有

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听见了吧 他说他什么都没干

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所以他什么都没干我逮着正着

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我是说你可能

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弄错了

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通常我会同意你的

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但是过去的几小时里我

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碰巧非常谨慎

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你可能不理解

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但Trevor是很特殊的孩子

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全A生 明年他就要去杜克大学了

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曲棍球奖学金

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有时候 男孩子就要做男孩子的事儿

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你应该知道他造成的

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财产损失多达上千美元

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还是警车哦

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听好了 我们都明白

431
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我是在命令你让这事就过去了

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因为根本没事儿

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这事儿正式不归你管了

434
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您能不能看一下我的报告呢

435
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相当周密

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光是字体我就弄了一小时

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小时髦 所以

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谢谢

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我马上看

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- 谢谢  - Trevor 我们走

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一路走好

442
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刚好

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为啥一直坐椅子上

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Carlene预言我要是起身离开这椅子

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我就会身负重伤 我可不要冒险

446
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天啊 怎么没布丁了

447
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你这是干什么

448
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好了 你坐椅子上也受伤了

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你在哪都可能受伤 Boyle

450
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如果你受伤了 也不会是

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因为某个推销鞋的预言

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命运掌握在自己手里

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我们不用再为Podolski的儿子烦扰了

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案子正式脱手了

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无罪释放

456
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这上面怎么有酸奶

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副局长把我的报告扔到

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Terry的垃圾桶了

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他之前在吃酸奶

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Terry就爱酸奶

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- 有事么  - 对

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我打电话给六个片区问这个孩子的情况

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他被逮过十多次了

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偷窃 故意毁坏 醉酒闹事

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但从没处理过

466
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:28,010
每次都是他爸爸去保释他

467
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:29,370
这混蛋真幸运

468
00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,010
不 他可不是幸运

469
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,570
我觉得这孩子挺倒霉的

470
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,540
什么样的父亲

471
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,910
这样不关心儿子

472
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,990
让他为所欲为不承担后果

473
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,180
反正现在是别人的问题了

474
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,000
正如你说的 已经不归你管了

475
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:45,990
好 我知道你什么意思了

476
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,650
但没用的

477
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:49,490
我不会逮捕他 我要逮捕他

478
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,860
- 要后援么  - 要

479
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,000
什么意思 你不能这样

480
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,470
赶紧滚

481
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,840
不好意思 长官

482
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,870
Trevor Podolski 我们以

483
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,610
故意破坏财产逮捕你

484
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,040
- 啥 爸  - 你在干什么

485
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,350
我跟你说了不要管了 Peralta

486
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,420
第一 是Santiago

487
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,460
Amy Santiago警探

488
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,360
第二 我要逮捕你儿子

489
00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:18,960
我也知道 貌似不是明智之举

490
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,790
但这是我的决定

491
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,000
再说一次 我叫Amy Santiago

492
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:25,270
你傻啦 Peralta 别犯傻

493
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,110
我可以让你生不如死

494
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:29,880
长官 请不要这样和我的探员说话

495
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,440
你要是想投诉 跟我说

496
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,080
Holt 你这是在给自己树立很强大的敌人啊

497
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,810
我会密切注视你的 你俩 像鹰一样

498
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,910
你要是想吓我 你得

499
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,450
加把劲儿了

500
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,750
从1987年开始我就是出柜的基警了

501
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,820
你可不是头一个威胁我的上司

502
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:47,660
知道为啥我今天能站在这里不

503
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:49,560
因为我干正事

504
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,160
而且公事公办

505
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,570
龟儿子

506
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,530
- 不要说"儿子"  - 不好意思

507
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,270
副局长 如果你想接Trevor

508
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,900
请到99片区

509
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:01,370
走吧 臭屁男

510
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,640
Carlene错了 Gina

511
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,640
Rosa跟我说 命运自己掌握

512
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,310
就是说她想让我主动出击

513
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,480
但是Carlene也说对了

514
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,920
你的确受伤了因为Rosa捶你了

515
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,590
她打你的原因是

516
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,990
她不喜欢你

517
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,750
不是 她打我是为了证明Carlene错了

518
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:22,760
死开

519
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,120
等等 我收回

520
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,920
她肯定很喜欢你

521
00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:29,060
- 这些小火花  - 是吧 可疯狂了

522
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,250
好 开会了

523
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,170
我没迟到 我在这

524
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,850
时间刚刚好

525
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:43,790
你没穿制服 Peralta

526
00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,410
慢慢来啦 警监

527
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,560
慢慢来