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船长 能打扰你一下吗

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- 是警监  - 我刚说啥了

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船长 嘎吱船长那个船长

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好吧 但是嘎吱船长是一个战争英雄

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是我们家所有小孩成长过程中的偶像 所以

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总之 警监 你知道

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那起大军团广场边的珠宝店抢劫案吧

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- 嗯  - 我知道是谁干的 Dustin Whitman

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两年前我把他送进了里克斯监狱

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他最近出来了

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犯罪现场很符合他的犯案习惯

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有什么发现

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从监控录像来看 是一个男性嫌疑人 身高1米8左右

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戴着黑色滑雪面罩

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用磁安全开关

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绕过了警报系统

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而且只偷两克拉以下的钻石

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没错 完全正确 你怎么知道的

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我是一个警探 这就是我的特长

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逗你玩呢 我还需要更多信息

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不过这是个很好的退场词 对吧

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虽然还没弄清作案手段

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但是我百分百确定就是Whitman

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那我们先找找有什么证据

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再来讨论逮捕的事

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呃 这事嘛 说来好笑了

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那就是Dustin Whitman

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你在证据不足的情况下就逮捕了他

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法律规定 我们有48小时来找证据

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不然就得放他走

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倒计时开始了

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距离截止时间还有

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为啥开紧急会议

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哇噢 Santiago警探

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佳人有约 我看上去怎么样

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我认为你看起来

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抱歉 本来应该发出口哨声的

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我玩不太来这个东西

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难怪你之前去拘留所

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问那个妓女怎么化妆

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我只是想知道那个烟熏妆是怎么化的

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后来发现是性病皮疹

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Peralta警探在珠宝店抢劫案中逮捕了一个人

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- 干的好 Jakey  - 没什么啦

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不 他并没有充足的证据 去定那个人的罪

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所以接下来48小时 我们要去修正这个错误

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该死的 Jake

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你逮捕他的时候手上有啥证据

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很铁的证据啦

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Dustin 好久不见

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介意我问你几个问题吗

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呵呵 这不是Joke(笑话 音似Jake) Peralta嘛

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够了 你被捕了

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铁证吧

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如果我们没有找到确凿的证据

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不仅会影响办案

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还可能遭到起诉

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所以取消你们的计划

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我们要战斗到破案那一刻

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- 你去死好了 Peralta  - 喔

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我知道 周末被毁了

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你们都很生Peralta的气

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但是

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没但是了

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我只是在向Peratla警探

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展示什么叫事实

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神烦警探 
第一季 第七集

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距离截止时间还有

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你喝特浓的咖啡 一定是很累了吧

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我会在这里守着这个Whitman的

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- 你回家吧  - 我不累啊

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你为什么觉得我累了

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结果我做了25分钟的

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睡眠肌肉独立记忆引体向上

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疲惫的Terry依然很有劲

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厉害吧

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嘿 Gina 能帮我们去弗拉特布什餐馆订个饭么

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他们的派是全纽约最好吃的

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哎哟 有人说了蠢话喽

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最好的派显然是克洛斯特餐馆的

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错 大错特错

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你以为你可以横行霸道吗

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你不行 这样行不通

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我才是这里的霸王 不信你问问

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Boyle 你总是在逛美食网站

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哪里的派更好

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对 你更喜欢谁的 我的还是Rosa的

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这两个地方

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我都没去过

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你的眼皮干嘛抽抽

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你不会想知道的

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我们可以去证物室单独说会话吗

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Charles 我知道你是怎么回事

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两种派你都吃过

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你知道我的更好

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但是害怕告诉Rosa

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因为你喜欢她

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什么

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才不是这样呢 好吗

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我 我根本都不喜欢食物

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- 啥  - Rosa是谁啊

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你才怕她

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在计划战略呢

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不 我只是在对他做鬼脸

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这个镜面玻璃真是太棒了

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太有用了

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时间有限 你浪费得很有效率

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事实上 上次我就是这么搞定他的

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晾他一会儿 自己焦虑去

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然后他就认罪了

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- 最好是这样  - 本来就是

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我进去的时候做几个鬼脸

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我看看从里面能不能看见

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我什么也没做 Joke

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真有意思

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上次你也说了同样的话

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最后是什么个结果呢

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我们看看吧

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这是你在受审

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这是你在监狱

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这是我遇见Regis Philbin

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很有趣

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还是你在监狱

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我在玩激流勇进 加点料而已

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你在监狱 还是是监狱

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依然在监狱 你懂的

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- 你抓错人了  - 好吧

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不准备认罪

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无所谓

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我有的是时间

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不 你只有48小时

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我懂法律

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哈

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看来我们要待很久了

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有人去买咖啡吗

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你们猜怎么着 我请了

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但是不能点星冰乐什么的

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我只有10块钱

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好吧

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距离截止时间还有

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太阳照屁股了 警探们 太阳照到屁股上了

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Peralta 赶快召集大家

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你在办公室睡了一晚

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还看起来有条不紊 怎么办到的

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你在说什么呢 我头发简直一团糟

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- 是吗  - 所有人到会议室来 五分钟后

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我们睡了多久

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够我挤出时间来个快速健身了

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差不多 3个小时吧

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- 早啊  - 唉

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你住那么近

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竟然还不让我们去你那家过夜

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对于我 你们已经知道的太多了

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我只知道关于你的三件事

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其中一件就是

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你不肯让我们去你家过夜

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这是睡衣吗

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是我的

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我胖的时候的T恤

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"要是一开始没脱离

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南方种族主义言论

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再多试试"

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长到这么胖的时候 穿得下什么就买什么

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很多给胖子的大尺码衣服都有点种族歧视

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有几个简短声明

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首先 我碰到了我们的保洁工Ronald

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你们谁要是少了洗手液 是他喝了

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其次 我们的搜查令终于批下来了

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我们要证明他去过现场

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并证明 他要么手里有这些钻石 要么就是卖了

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我知道你们很疲劳

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但是别忘记我们留在这儿的原因

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是因为我们要做尽职的警探

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- 是因为Peralta的一时冲动  - 好吧

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干活去吧

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我们的答案都挺靠谱的

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这不好笑 你毁了我们的周末

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好吧 很抱歉你不能和你爸一起晚餐了

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是约会 我本来要去约会

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如果Jake说那家伙干了

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一般这人确实干了

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多谢 大家听听Rosa说的

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别 我还怒火中烧

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好 大家都别听Rosa的

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她显然是个共犯

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我要再去审审Whitman

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你已经去过 五次了吧

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你打算怎么做

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烦到他开口为止吗

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呵 呵

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二 三 四

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嗷

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没啥用

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谢谢 没啥用

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距离截止时间还有

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嗨 警监

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能不能让其他人先走

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毁了他们的周末我很过意不去

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而且看得出来他们气翻了

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Charles一早上都没跟我击掌

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是 我领略过了

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厨房好兄弟

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你确定是Whitman干的吗

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是 我相信

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那么全组留下

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大家都留下破案机会大些

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行 至少让Hitchcock回家吧

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他嘴臭得像烂鳟鱼牛奶

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有这种牛奶吗

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我就是告诉你那味道多大

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出去

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- 银行记录在你那么  - 嗯

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幸好我没把约会改为今晚

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我们永远走不了了

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塞翁失马 知道吗

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省得你去见从不靠谱的网上

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找来的不靠谱网友 比如叫Dirk或者Mar...garine

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他挺靠谱的 好吗

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他是我朋友的同事

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他的名字也很正常

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我不会告诉你他叫什么

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不然你会搜到他然后取笑他

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你怎么能这么小瞧我

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你想当然地以为

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是叫Luke Mueller吧

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你怎么做到的

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你只有一个朋友 Kylie

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她有七个男同事

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山羊胡 山羊胡 软呢帽

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头像是落日

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塔斯马尼亚魔鬼纹身 山羊胡

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所以Luke是唯一人选

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他人很好

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他短信里的标点使用恰当

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- 理想男人  - 而且我想和他约会

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好吧 你猜怎么着 约会改到今晚

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我保证今晚大家能准时回去

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好 不许赖皮

239
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他要带你去哪

240
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好极了 大家都来搀和一把

241
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吃饭看电影

242
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吃饭看电影是完美的第一次约会

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我觉得完美的第一次约会是顺其自然的

244
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因为你们已经相识多年

245
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甚至还一起共事

246
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某天晚上你们放声大笑

247
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然后忽然之间 水到渠成 就亲上了

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对我来说就是 便宜的晚餐 看场篮球 来一炮

249
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和我说的也差不多

250
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距离截止时间还有

251
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没有一处指纹和Whitman对得上

252
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要是他干的 他没留下任何指纹

253
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也许他没有指纹

254
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我身上有件怪事

255
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我有次在炒锅上烫掉了指纹

256
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嗨 大家好

257
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你来干嘛

258
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Holt说你不需要来

259
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你工作日都不一定会来

260
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因为我是大好人 给你们带了两个派

261
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一个是克洛斯特餐馆的

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另一个是弗拉特布什餐厅的

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我有个有趣的想法

264
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Charles要都尝尝然后告诉我们哪个更好吃

265
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很有趣吧

266
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- 真有趣  - 耶

267
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好吃 好吃 好吃

268
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打扰你一下 警监

269
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这里有些加班表要你

270
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你是在憋哈欠么

271
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- 没有 长官  - 回家去吧 警长

272
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我没事的

273
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我已经填好了 只要你

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请允许我打哈欠 长官

275
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回家去

276
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拜托 求求你了

277
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- 有道理  - 是的

278
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那是女人用的

279
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- 这是你的眼镜吗  - 嗯

280
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好大只

281
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多亏你 我的隐形眼镜干了

282
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- 这副很有型好不好  - 才怪

283
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哇 原来你眼睛是瞎的

284
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- 是  - 你是个瞎眼警察

285
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怎么还没有人制作关于你人生艰辛的电视电影

286
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- 还我  - 好吧

287
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等一下

288
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我想明白了

289
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我抓到Whitman把柄了 他逃不出我手掌心了

290
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- 我还能来得及去约会吗  - 答应过你的

291
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去换衣服吧

292
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当然了 我意思是

293
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把眼镜扔到垃圾桶里

294
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然后做个激光矫正手术

295
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然后复明 她已经走了

296
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,070
还行吧 满分12分能得6分

297
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满分12分吗 为什么

298
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因为食物好坏有12项标准

299
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咸淡 甜度 酸度 苦度 鲜味 气味 声音

300
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声音 Charles别闹了

301
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尝尝她那恶心派

302
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噢 哇

303
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这是我吃过的最棒的派

304
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不可能

305
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,020
- 不可能 不可能  - 这是在干嘛

306
00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:41,520
我们给当铺打了电话

307
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现在在等他们打过来

308
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,760
我没问你们刚才在干嘛

309
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我问你们现在在干嘛

310
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品派大赛 结束了 我赢了

311
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无法接受

312
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如果你们想知道哪家餐馆的派更好吃

313
00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:56,970
怎么能就让一个人尝两家的各一个派呢

314
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每个人都得尝尝两家所有的派

315
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我们得在这儿耗上一会儿了

316
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银行卡账单

317
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:08,920
在抢劫发生的一个小时前

318
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你在一个离珠宝店只有两个街区的

319
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停车收费器那

320
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噢 不会吧 你发现了 我的老婆

321
00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:18,790
我们都有卡 因为我们用的是联名账户

322
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因为我们深爱彼此

323
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你爱无能 我会证明的

324
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我好累啊

325
00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:25,070
我要见我的律师 现在就要

326
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你变了

327
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你以前都是直接进监狱

328
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Whitman说了吗

329
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:31,780
距离截止时间还有

330
00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:32,570
距离截止时间还有

331
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他说了

332
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他要见他律师

333
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:39,680
用言语表达的 这不就是说了吗

334
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,120
我们现在不能询问他

335
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,250
直到找到他的律师

336
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,750
我们又找不到他律师

337
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抱歉

338
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,590
天呐 为什么椅子上有个派

339
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大事不妙

340
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:52,090
我可尊重你了

341
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,400
我的好同事好朋友

342
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,700
- 闭嘴吧Peralta  - 好的

343
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,620
- 太好了  - 克洛斯特餐馆又得一分

344
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距离截止时间还有

345
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弗拉特布什餐厅战况不妙

346
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不是吧

347
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,630
你还回家洗澡了

348
00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:05,030
太不公平了

349
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,430
- 还好我在这边放了个牙刷  - 真好

350
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:08,310
能借我用用不

351
00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:10,310
你为什么要用我的牙刷

352
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,640
他要说什么

353
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,870
你才会借给他

354
00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:13,940
我想刷牙

355
00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:14,940
Jake 我都用过了

356
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这是我听过的最恶心的东西了

357
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,400
这就是你听过的最恶心的东西了吗

358
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,460
你以前在地铁上抓到一个

359
00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,010
有一袋子人耳的罪犯呢

360
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:21,970
你更恶心

361
00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:23,190
把蛋糖脆皮派拿出来

362
00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:26,150
- 我又买了些  - 好多啊

363
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,130
您找我吗 长官

364
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,020
看样子你是不会回去了

365
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:33,960
但你需要睡眠 这是命令

366
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,600
警监 这真的没必要

367
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:39,700
而且没有鲸鱼的歌声我睡不着

368
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,270
Terry 你以前也这样过

369
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:44,040
和家人有矛盾了 你就一直加班

370
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,450
但这样只会加剧矛盾

371
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,740
我和我老婆没事儿

372
00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:49,610
就是 我姐夫来了

373
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:52,450
我俩处不来

374
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:55,010
- 他觉得我太弱了  - 你太弱了

375
00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:58,420
我帮你开

376
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,850
我自己能行

377
00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:03,820
小Terry爱吃腌菜

378
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,630
他让我觉得自己很弱小

379
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:08,330
谁管他怎么想

380
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:11,130
你是一名警司 你是一名成年人了

381
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:12,770
现在快点睡觉

382
00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:14,000
如果我看到你开灯

383
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,840
我会对你很失望的

384
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,600
距离截止时间还有

385
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,570
你就是那个周五晚上抓人的蠢货吗

386
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,180
我和我老婆在波科诺斯呢

387
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,480
我的周末彻底被你毁了

388
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:27,350
排队吧 他们对我也是这个态度

389
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,950
你重新换个态度好吗

390
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:32,020
他有不在场证明的 你们这些天才 他在托克

391
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:34,560
新泽西开普梅的一家夜店 整晚都在

392
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,590
这招不错啊

393
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:38,020
你以为我会花六个小时 开车到泽西海岸

394
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,530
然后发现他的不在场证据是假的吗

395
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,830
那就看你了

396
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:44,060
但十小时之后 他就能走了

397
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:49,100
恐怕是十小时之后 他就能走进监狱了吧

398
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,300
等我们找到证据

399
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:51,810
跟进他的不在场证明

400
00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:54,070
- 你们都听到了 Scully 上路吧  - 不

401
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,310
在抓人前你就该把这些都查清楚 你去

402
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,410
警监 我很乐意去啊

403
00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,850
我喜欢那边的咸水太妃糖

404
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,180
Scully喜欢那边的咸水太妃糖呢

405
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:03,550
不 Peralta去 快动身吧

406
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,850
我知道问题是我搞出来的 但我能解决

407
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:07,520
我们刚收到一些最新的监控录像

408
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,160
让我待在这儿看一遍

409
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,020
我会证明Whitman在案发现场

410
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,890
即使这录像会搞死我

411
00:15:12,930 --> 00:15:14,800
我要被搞死了

412
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,490
距离截止时间还有

413
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,360
好极了 去死吧

414
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,430
如果真到了那个地步

415
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:24,170
我死之前有一个心愿

416
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,710
我能把你眼睛戴到我鸡鸡上吗

417
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:28,780
我就觉得那样肯定很好笑

418
00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:31,010
能不能帮我

419
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,210
复印一下这些逮捕申请

420
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,850
我又不是你的秘书

421
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,480
你是大家的秘书

422
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,250
这就是你的工作

423
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,910
你的工作是对你的味蕾撒谎吗

424
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,460
很抱歉派味大赛被我搞成这样

425
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,560
你说得对

426
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,390
弗拉特布什餐厅的派太难吃了

427
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:48,760
- 谢谢  - 只不过

428
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,430
我想要Rosa喜欢我

429
00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,700
好吧 随你吧

430
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:57,540
不过大部分女人都不喜欢男人对她们撒谎

431
00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:02,680
除了我 不过我有点机能障碍

432
00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:05,210
什么都没有

433
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:08,120
等下 等下 这个人 1米75或1米78

434
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,280
黑色毛线帽

435
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,770
快点 快点

436
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,150
抓住你了吧

437
00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:14,890
不是他

438
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:19,090
去逮捕这个人吧 还有人在乎吗

439
00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:21,600
你又取消约会之后

440
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,080
我的新任好朋友Luke有什么反应

441
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,130
不知道 还没给我回电话

442
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:27,500
总是没人给我回电话

443
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,540
因为作为一名警察 根本不可能约会

444
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:33,740
Amy 世界上有那么一个男人

445
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,610
标准低得吓人

446
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,980
还有一撮超级奇怪的小胡子

447
00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:39,980
他在等着你哦

448
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:44,090
Amy 我的小胡子为你沸腾

449
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:47,090
我们会在新泽西的海岛城结婚

450
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,220
我们第一次跳舞的伴奏是

451
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:51,930
澳大利亚歌手Rick Springfield的名作 但歌名及歌词中的Jessie其实是"我"的一个朋友

452
00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:51,930
因为我的名字绝对是Jessie

453
00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,300
- 真浪漫  - 嘿 伙计们

454
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:56,870
- 嘿  - 有好消息 有坏消息

455
00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:00,540
坏消息是卖盐水太妃糖那店关门了

456
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:01,840
好消息呢

457
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,340
Whitman的不在场证明成立

458
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,310
托克酒吧的监控录像证实他确实在那儿

459
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,820
这不是好消息

460
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:11,110
- 这是坏消息  - 没错 是坏消息

461
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,210
抱歉 怪我

462
00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:15,080
不 Scully警探 怪Peralta

463
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:18,890
不 警监 怪Santiago

464
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:20,950
怪我 还是怪我

465
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:22,950
距离截止时间还有

466
00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:24,390
真是场大灾难

467
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,490
距离截止时间还有

468
00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:26,890
确实是 地检很火大

469
00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,630
Whitman和他的律师现在在我办公室

470
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,100
- 盘算着要告我们  - 我不是说这个

471
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:33,370
我姐夫准备去肯尼迪机场

472
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:36,040
顺路来和我吃晚饭

473
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:42,160
但调查搞砸了 也很糟

474
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,880
有什么我能做的

475
00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:49,050
这里不需要你了

476
00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:51,420
回家换衣服去约会吧

477
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,350
- 啥  - 我给帅哥Luke打了电话

478
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:54,430
我跟他解释了这周末的事

479
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,260
某种程度上来说 全都是我的错

480
00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:58,260
他今晚想和你出去约会

481
00:17:58,260 --> 00:17:59,890
- 谢谢 Peralta  - 不客气

482
00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,400
跟我保证你不会用

483
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,830
你钱包秘袋里的套套 好不好

484
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,800
- 它们过期了  - 你怎么知道我钱包里有什么

485
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,600
我要遮瑕膏遮痘痘

486
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:09,940
而且我们整天都在一起

487
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,940
每个人的所有事情我都知道

488
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:14,740
我知道Hitchcock十五岁就秃了

489
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,810
Scully和Hitchcock的老婆约过会

490
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:19,050
Charles有一辆前面挂了小篮子的自行车

491
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,650
那不然法棍面包放哪儿

492
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:23,220
Rosa的公寓里有淋浴 我觉得

493
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,680
我对她一无所知

494
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:25,820
很好

495
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:28,130
那看来这48小时我们就只是

496
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,600
一起被关在这儿了而已

497
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:35,200
天咧

498
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,000
- 怎么了  - 被关在一起

499
00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:39,070
我们要提出对纽约警局的

500
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:40,870
非正当逮捕的起诉

501
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:44,300
等我赢了 我要买下托克酒吧

502
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,410
弄一Jake Peralta的塑像

503
00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:46,810
放在舞池的正中间

504
00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,910
首先 这威胁太烂了

505
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,340
我超乐意有一自己的塑像

506
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:51,680
放在舞池正中间

507
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,980
其次

508
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,410
帮我个忙 看一眼这张照片

509
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,620
说说你看到了什么

510
00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:57,520
你和Regis Philbin

511
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:58,720
超赞 对吧

512
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,050
超实在的一个人

513
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,820
绝对不是我本来想给你看的照片

514
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,390
但看看这个

515
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:06,630
你和你以前的狱友Marcus Cole

516
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:09,870
还是他 不过是在珠宝店外面

517
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,600
你俩在监狱里计划好了

518
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,000
你教他你的作案方式

519
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,340
他来实施抢劫

520
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,110
你去弄不在场证明 然后分赃

521
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:19,780
娘咧 他居然抓到我们了

522
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:22,210
当然了 Peralta是最棒的

523
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:23,980
- 谢谢 Reg  - 够了

524
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,250
我学的Regis还有待提升

525
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,580
监狱里见 Whitman

526
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:29,050
你还有什么要说的吗

527
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:33,420
Rosa 弗拉特布什餐厅的派很难吃

528
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,690
难以下咽

529
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,160
食物应该是可以下咽的

530
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,290
所以你撒谎了

531
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,730
你什么意思 Boyle

532
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:42,070
吃我一记吧你

533
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:44,130
克拉斯特餐馆也没好到哪儿去

534
00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,870
看上去高档些 但都徒有其表

535
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:49,410
甜点不需要这些花样

536
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,180
只需要好吃

537
00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:54,910
这才是全纽约最好吃的派

538
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:59,950
阿格斯面包店的苹果派 始于1910

539
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:03,200
做法至今未变 尝尝看

540
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:08,560
靠 太好吃了

541
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,360
这派太好吃了 真讨厌

542
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,160
你们从派学院毕业了 贱人们

543
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,770
抱歉我说了"贱人们" 兴奋过头了

544
00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:16,670
- 哟  - 这里面加了什么

545
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,670
抱歉毁了大家的周末

546
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:23,380
我请喝酒 谁来

547
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,840
- 不行  - 我要约会 得换衣服

548
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,250
- 来嘛  - Peralta 大家都累了

549
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,470
他们只想回家

550
00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:29,970
但是我必须得证明我不自私

551
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:31,520
我才不管他们要干嘛

552
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,720
这话听着不对啊

553
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,080
为了弥补我的过错

554
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,660
我替你们所有人顶一次班

555
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:39,960
别逗我们哦

556
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,390
- 除了Santiago  - 啥

557
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:42,590
我帮你搞定了约会

558
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,760
我能给你的就是这一件好事

559
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:48,030
这是我的办公桌

560
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,330
办公桌骑士

561
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,270
你就坐这儿吃你的腌黄瓜

562
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:53,470
等着罪犯来自首吗

563
00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:55,010
其实我不是很喜欢腌黄瓜

564
00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:56,510
Terry 终于找到你了

565
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,610
俄罗斯匪徒的案子有进展了

566
00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:00,010
- 哦  - 是的 有人在

567
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,250
运河旁的仓库附近看到了

568
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,910
那个杀人犯 去拿装备吧

569
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,920
你是要我第一个进门吗 长官

570
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,090
只有你

571
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,820
SWAT小队有别的任务

572
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,020
你得一个人去

573
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,130
今晚没法跟你吃晚餐了

574
00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,290
没事 你忙你的 你忙你的

575
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,630
加油 Terry

576
00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:19,100
你可以在我的沙发上睡一会儿

577
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,860
我还给你下载了一些鲸鱼的歌声

578
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:24,450
谢谢 长官 我没齿难忘

579
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,490
晚安 Terry