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小心点儿

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只有一次机会 Peralta

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别担心 我知道我在干什么

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我看过前15分钟

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快点 味道太浓郁了

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我们得赶快把他的鞋转移

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还剩多长时间

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Scully在30分钟前吃的派

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估计他还会睡10分钟

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要是"吃火鸡"那么累的话就有12分钟

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好 乖乖过来吧

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陷入困境了 终止任务

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我有个想法

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送那对鞋上西天吧

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等等

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这样更臭了

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撤退

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神烦警探 
第一季 第八集

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你怎么比我早到

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我还没醒么 还是我在做梦

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我早到是因为Jimmy Brogan来了

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你怎么这么关心这位老记者

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老记者

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那天空只是这个世界的一顶蓝帽子么

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不是 而且没人这么想过

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完全正确

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Jimmy Brogan的书

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记述了70年代纽约牛逼警察的事儿

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是我看过最好的书了

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我一共看过15本书呢

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50本书可不多啊 等等

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你是说的15么

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因为这本书我才决定做警探的

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还是我做的第一份读书报告呢

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"警探们擦去了他们鞋子上犯罪分子的鲜血 并找到了白粉"

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白粉就是海洛因 书上还说那东西很爽

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保证你一吸上瘾

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下课来找我 Jacob

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更有趣的是 后来我的初夜给了Stratton老师的女儿

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那次 很快

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不错啊

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Brogan先生 这是Santiago警探和Peralta警探

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Brogan先生 我可喜欢你这本书了

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可不可以帮我签个名呢

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很荣幸 见到粉丝总是很高兴

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你可以写 送给"死亡之愿"

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大家都这么叫我 因为我总是第一个冲进门

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你和正常人一样进门

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大家都叫你菠萝

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我奶奶叫我菠萝

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我很后悔告诉你了

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你书里写的70年代纽约警察 都是我的偶像

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比如Gaminsky Cavanaugh Quigg

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他们都是真本事啊

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有次我看到Gaminsky用他的马尾辫勒死了个嬉皮士呢

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- 违法啊  - 大爱啊

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Brogan先生想写一本书

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是关于之后这35年布鲁克林警探们的变化

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他会跟进你俩手上的网络身份盗取案

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我希望Brogan先生的存在不会让你分心 Peralta

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分心 我 不会的 长官

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恶魔巴不得呢

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但是我不会让他们有机可乘

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反正不是今天

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厕所在哪 我想"卸货"

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"卸货" 说得好

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很荣幸能带您去 先生

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好 都到齐了

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今天我们研习一下法庭行为举止

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- 不听  - 这堂课是必修的 Diaz

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你明天就要为一起恶意伤人罪出庭作证了

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地检很担心你出庭的时候怎么表现

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怎么了 我出庭的表现挺好的啊

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听好了 我说得简单点

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就算是这群脑残傻缺都能听懂

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那人犯罪了

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不好意思 你能不能让她不要再做那么诡异的面部表情了

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哭泣么

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等休庭了 我就去找你 然后拗断你的手指

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Diaz小姐 请你不要再威胁速记员了

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这个案子很重要 你得好好表现

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好吧 我上你的傻缺研习班

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就要你这个劲头

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有人在自助取款机里面安装迷你扫描器

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来盗取卡号和密码

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然后他们就在网上卖

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天啊 你身上怎么一股烟灰缸的味道

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真抱歉 老妈子

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只有这样我才能应付工作压力

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总之 我们运行了一种算法来梳理交易信息

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找出其中的规律 然后就能找到罪犯的IP地址

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明白了 "无聊的胡言乱语"

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你可以把系统想象成靴子

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IP地址就是某个可怜虫的头盖骨 懂吗

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我们曾经把整天坐着吹嘘的人叫做老油条

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除了Finaldi警探 他不得不整天坐着

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黑手党暴徒用铁撬撬走了他的两个膝盖骨

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太幸运了

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这种数据处理工作把犯罪率降低了70%之多

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我认得出来谁是老油条

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帮我个忙 你下班的时候叫醒我

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不是吧

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太厉害了

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你只要让陪审团喜欢你就行了

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- 要是他们喜欢你 就会相信你  - 好

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那我怎么让白痴们喜欢我呢

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不要叫他们白痴

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- 说得对  - 好

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坐直了 注意手放哪里 来点微笑更好

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如果你要拖延时间 你就说"为了公正起见"

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为了公正起见  我喜欢

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一定要经常有眼神交流

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- 但不要瞪人  - 千万不要

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你得眨眼 但不要太频繁

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- 也不能太快  - 我觉得眨得太慢更吓人

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不要眨得太快或太慢或太多或太少

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我知道怎么眨眼

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问个问题 长官

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我们一直互相帮助 礼尚往来

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现在该你还我个人情了

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- 没有这种事  - 我知道

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我能不能切换到抢劫犯杀人的案子上去

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没有抢劫犯杀人的案子 给你来切换

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73片区就有一个 也许我能过去帮帮忙

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Brogan跟着去 写点东西

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你为什么这么崇拜这个人 还有他笔下的那段时期

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因为七十年代特别棒

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每个人都有厚厚的胡子

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大家都穿着橙色的衣服 一点就燃

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对于整座城市和这个部门来说 七十年代并不好

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官僚腐败 野蛮残暴 性别歧视

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如果是在那时 Diaz和Santiago都不可能成为警探

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像我这样的公开同志 绝对不可能当上指挥官

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当时黑人警探很少

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我有没有跟你说过我第一天上班的情景

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大家好 我是Raymond Holt

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你是 来自首的吗

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确实很糟糕

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但是Brogan笔下的那些人

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他们都是出色的警探啊 他们都是正直守法的

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有些是

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有些只是Brogan的酒肉朋友

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这真是一个好主意

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这不是一个主意 这是对你偶像的严厉控诉

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差不多吧

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真是太棒了

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和Jimmy Brogan一起喝酒

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快跟我说说Quigg的事 他真的能在脸上点火柴吗

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有一次毒品搜查的时候

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他一根手指头被枪打掉了

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他都没畏缩 他就捡起它

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对着那儿的每个波多黎各人竖起那根指头

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我要走了 很晚了

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别逗了 老卫兵一直喝到黎明 吃点咖啡渣

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然后继续迎接新的一天

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我就吃咖啡渣呢

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你当然吃了 菠萝

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再喝一轮如何

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你逗我呢 我跟你一起混到死都行

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我不想说了 你来说说你的故事吧

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好啊 我的故事会让看上去像

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不是 酒保 来两个苏格兰威士忌

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不不 他的意思是两瓶

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什么 呃 对啊

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好 极了

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你抓不到我的

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你永远都抓不到我的

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我们已经抓到你了 蠢货

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看看谁来了

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你的老派喝酒夜怎么样

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- 宿醉挺厉害吧  - 嘘

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关上你的大嘴警报器

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这些是昨晚你给我发的短信

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"最棒的一夜"

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"为什么苏格兰威士忌这么烧心"

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"他在里叫什么"

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"你那个拿着乒乓球的朋友是谁"

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最后

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一张你在地铁站台上光着膀子吃中国鸡沙律的照片

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昨晚真的很棒

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昨晚我们建立了深厚友谊 是我永生难忘史诗性的一晚

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来吧 我相信你能行

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快扔吧 我相信你能行

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不知道Brogan怎么样了

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他都65岁了 还喝了两瓶苏格兰威士忌 他恐怕都死了

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- 我觉得他挺好  - 早上好啊孩子

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- 你怎么样了  - 呃 嘿

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很好 我感觉好极了 我绝对没有觉得浑身发烫

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反正我就在这儿

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你的案子如果有进展 记得叫我

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没问题

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痛死了 他走了告诉我

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这样我就能滑到凉凉的地板上了

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- 他走了  - 好极了

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我全身都好口干

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为什么要在女卫生间见面

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这是我们上第二课的好地方 法庭衣柜

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我穿衣风格怎么了

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有些人可能会觉得一身黑皮衣

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看上去像是大恶棍

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我没这么觉得

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我觉得你就像一辆性感的摩托车一样

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- Boyle 正经点  - 好的

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我们要好好软化你的形象

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我妻子还有Charles的妈妈挑了些衣服

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你妻子还有Boyle的妈妈都瞎了吗

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我看上去像Arsenio

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所以 很完美吗

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- 这其实是我的婚礼西装  - 不要

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- 要这个  - 不行

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- 这个很好  - 简直完美

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你看着真好 适合上庭

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Scully

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- 嘿Jake  - 你活了这么久

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是怎么对付宿醉的

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我不喝酒 不过1986年的时候我对可卡因严重上瘾

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Hitchcock 和你说实话

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能和你说实话吗 你和我

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我们要成为警监搭档了

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但我要先带你去日本

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我都收拾好啦

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那年我心脏病发了三次 而且破产了

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Hitchcock倒是挺好

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我祖父是个老派警察

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这是他的宿醉解药 生蛋黄

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你看上去像我们刚从河里捞上的死尸一样

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错 我看上去像一个很酷的摇滚歌手

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在他自己的泳池里磕嗨了 差别大了去了

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我跟你说过 别让Jimmy Brogan影响你的正常工作

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我就当你没有宿醉到没法干活

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没 我就跟没喝过酒一样

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那个不是用来醒酒的吗

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啥 那个啊 没 那只是给我练臂肌的蛋白质

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每天早上举哑铃前都要来一个

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所以呢

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咯

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哎哟哈

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好喝哟

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你几乎察觉不出这是鸡胚胎

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你该喝光 为了你的肌肉

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耶

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呃

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就和 健身一个样

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为什么我会做这个

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按你短信所说 你找到了

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"面包里发出的牛肉光芒"

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啥 不不 为什么我要用这个算法

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我们只是在跟踪使用被偷信用卡的人

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而不是偷卡的人

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来 换个位子

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你的屁股真暖和

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我屁股很平常 你的才比较怪

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别气嘛 蛮好的

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如果我们忽略所有欺诈交易 然后往前回溯

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这个 有人从这个IP地址把被盗信用卡号发网上了

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不赖嘛 你找到了规律

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来几颗阿司匹林然后咱就出发

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啊哦

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哦

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很高兴你能来见证这一刻

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Mike Halbrook 警察 开门

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探头进去看看

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我的头吗

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嫌犯逃跑

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- 停下 警察  - 举起双手 哦哇

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呼 耶

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干得好 我再也不喝酒了

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我本来要亲自抓的 但是女士优先

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放松 小伙子

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宿醉到抓不了嫌犯

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那是典型的老派做法

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你是仅剩的几个好警察

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和老油条做派抗争

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你文章里准备这么写吗

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别担心 你会被写得很好的

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尤其是和你在酒吧畅谈后

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好多经典语录 特别是关于Holt的

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警察通常很怕跟警监对着干

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但你呢 先生 你是老派警察

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你懂的

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菠萝 你都干了些什么

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请证人出庭

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Diaz警探 见到你总是件乐事

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不妙

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这律师是个虚伪的极品 Rosa很讨厌他

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她着装得体 我们又教过她

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她会没事的

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请郑重报上你的姓名

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为了公正起见

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我是Rosa Diaz警探

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谢谢你对自己的名字 保持公正

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Diaz警探 能告诉法庭

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你与本案有何联系吗

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我抓到Ladd先生用传真机击打他的老板

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对方脸颊基本都凹陷了

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他的脑袋跟喷泉似的在流血

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抱歉 Diaz小姐 这件事对你来说很好笑吗

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眨眼

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你没事吧 警探

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不好

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Brogan刚把要发布的语录发给我了

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我调侃了Holt不下50次

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听听

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"Holt宁愿我系领带 也不要我破案子"

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"Holt更关心抓文书上的错误 而不是抓罪犯"

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"Holt是古板怪"

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- 这压根不是一个词  - 你当时怎么想的啊

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我们只是瞎混混 就像老派警察

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他不该引用我的话

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这可是私底下的闲聊

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慢着 不对

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我说的话要公开啊

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Jake Peralta 会跳舞

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呜呼

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Jimmy Brogan

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你得补救 好吗 这些话不能发表

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那会毁了Holt的

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- 还会毁了咱们部门  - 我会补救的

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Brogan挺好说话的 我们是朋友

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我找他谈谈 牛人对牛人

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我应该先刷牙的

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- 嗯  - 好臭

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呃

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你们的建议不错嘛 笨蛋 我刚才像个神经病

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你得冷静点

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说这有用吗

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我紧张时警长就这么和我说的

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Rosa 我觉得你紧张了

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当然紧张了

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要不然你们觉得问题出在哪里

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我们觉得你是个被吓坏的急性子

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如果紧张是你的问题所在

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我每天都活得紧张

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我能帮你 你得找到你的欢乐国度

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那是啥 听着傻兮兮的

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每个人的欢乐国度不一样

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对我来说 我就想象自己在唆世界上最长的扁意面

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唆啊唆啊唆不停

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每20尺就换一种酱料

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我现在就在安乐地带

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嗯 香蒜酱

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嗯 干酪酱

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好极了 弄得我饿了

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嗨 Jimmy Brogan

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谢谢同我会面

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欢迎来到施利茨浴场

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地球上最舒服的地方 就像回娘胎一样

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有人想这样做吗

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你有啥要跟我说的

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我读了那些你发给我的引述

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你写得太好了

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我要说的是 我知道我隐藏得很好

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但我说那话的时候特别醉

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能不能不发表出来

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你都说了那些是能公开发布的

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很明显我那时并不清醒

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也许你该好好学着控制好你的屁眼

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恶心

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你知道 在我看来你就是二十世纪的头号英雄

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00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,890
但我觉得你这样有点欺负人

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00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,850
"觉得" 听听她说的

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00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:30,560
这不是Suzanne Somers吗 男人一点

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行 我就男人一点

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你趁我喝醉了 占我便宜

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得了吧

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我很心平气和地请求你

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00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,190
请不要发表那些话

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我很心平气和地告诉你 我要发表

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不 你不能发

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你又能怎样

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和Brogan谈得怎么样

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特别好 除了我往他脸上来了一拳之外

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- 然后把事情弄得更糟糕了  - 啥

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是的

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Diaz警探 你看到我的当事人和他老板在打架

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00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,110
但是你不知道是谁先动手的

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00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:12,280
为了公正起见

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我挺确定是被告先动手的

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00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:17,530
为了公正起见 "挺确定"并不是一个明确的概念

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00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,210
我想我知道发生过些什么

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为了公正起见 没人在乎你想什么

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你是真的知道呢 还是猜的

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00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:31,000
你的当事人先动手的

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我很确定

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我很乐意向你解释当中缘由

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太好了 她找到她的欢乐国度了

387
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,280
我知道 Boyle

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00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,980
你揍了Jimmy Brogan

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你在想什么啊

390
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,080
我在想 我要保护这个片区

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不受我对记者说的那些话的影响

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我当时醉了 还要坚持公开发表

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00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,160
- 真是后悔  - 难以置信

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00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,930
每当我开始觉得你能成为一个像样的警探时

395
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你就开始搞出点这样的事

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00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,500
我以为我能控制住我的屁眼

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抱歉 太恶心了

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回家去 今天好好清醒清醒

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00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,830
Halbrook认下了所有罪

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- Santiago 做得不错  - 谢谢您

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00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:15,730
其实是Peralta发现了规律

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00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:18,620
功劳应该是他的 你看到他了吗

403
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:21,080
我叫他回去了 他攻击了Jimmy Brogan

404
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,940
是啊 但是那个野人自找的 不觉得吗

405
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,500
噢 他没告诉你

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00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,490
- 告诉我什么  - 没什么

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00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,340
如果Jake没告诉你 那他肯定是有原因的

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- 不应该我来说  - 我对你很失望 Santiago

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我原以为我俩很亲近

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00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,920
我知道你在操纵我

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00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:43,230
但我很乐意 我什么都告诉你

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00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,800
Jake去施利茨浴场找了Brogan

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00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:47,930
你又能怎样

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我不能怎样 只能心平气和地请求你

415
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作为一名崇拜你 崇拜你的作品和你笔下人物的粉丝

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00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,530
请不要发表那些话

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00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,680
老天 我真没想到

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00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,490
你要发威了吗(你要把你的内裤扭成个麻花吗)

419
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,190
其实那根本是不可能的 我没有穿内裤

420
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:08,550
这儿太潮湿了 我的屁股跟沼泽地一样

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00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:11,520
我知道你想在老油条的世界里做一名有为的纽约警察

422
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,150
所以我不会发表那些话的

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谢谢 谢谢

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太感谢你了

425
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,830
还有一点要说清楚

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我知道Holt十分固执己见

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00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:21,820
但他其实是一名优秀的警察

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00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,990
别担心了 我们是朋友

429
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:26,850
你不用替那个死基佬辩护

430
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,120
我真的希望你刚才没说那句话

431
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,490
什么 死基佬

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00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,880
谢谢你Santiago 没事了

433
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,160
她来了

434
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,260
Diaz 你做到了

435
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,130
所有罪名都成立

436
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,520
Boyle的建议挺有用的

437
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,630
那么 你的欢乐国度是哪儿

438
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:54,260
我在一个没人知道的地方 一个小屋子里

439
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:58,210
屋里头只有我 和那个谄媚的蠢货辩护律师

440
00:19:58,210 --> 00:20:00,810
我狠狠地揍他

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00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,010
我架起一张餐桌往他头上扔去

442
00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,910
然后扯掉他的胳膊

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00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,780
扔到个不见天日的地方

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00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,760
然后我把手伸进他的喉咙

445
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,220
跟他好好握握手

446
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,030
好吧

447
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:19,000
我去给你预约个心理评估

448
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:23,190
我欠你个人情 Boyle 答谢晚宴 明晚

449
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,580
格里巴蒂饭店 任吃的宽面条

450
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:29,350
- 太好了  - 我男朋友也来

451
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,740
你什么朋友

452
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:36,530
好吧 你念吧

453
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,600
比我想象的还要糟

454
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,900
"布鲁克林的Jake Peralta"

455
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,370
"完美地诠释了纽约警局的新气象"

456
00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:46,960
- 不糟嘛  - "他成天畏缩在办公桌后"

457
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,010
- "真是名符其实的窝囊废"  - 来了

458
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:52,040
"老卫兵会把Peralta这样的人"

459
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,050
"当早餐享用 并在午餐时就把他排泄出体外"

460
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,720
多么生动啊 多么伤人啊

461
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,620
Santiago 不用管那篇垃圾

462
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,890
就算有警察给了他一拳

463
00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:05,490
Jimmy Brogan也还是不知道真的警察是什么样

464
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:13,400
我不用再看这个了

465
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,470
还不够

466
00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:19,240
三 二 一

467
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,890
欢迎来到派对 兄弟们

468
00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:27,790
天呐 你还真是喜欢那部电影

469
00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:29,060
是