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- 火鸡节快乐  - 太棒了 正中靶心

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什么 什么情况

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我们在玩Boyle宾果游戏 感恩节版本

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每个人在卡片上填满Charles可能会做的事

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第一个猜中的赢100块

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我中间的方格是"Boyle会说火鸡节"

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"Boyle会告诉大家 第一个感恩节吃的是龙虾"

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确实如此 那个时候的人管龙虾叫海虫

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我帮你把这个圈起来

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我想赢家诞生了

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Boyle告诉我们 他在三年级学校剧里扮演过宝嘉康蒂

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女孩们都太大个了

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这个有意思 "Boyle咯咯咯叫"

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既然你想我这么说

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我偏不 我只说两个咯

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咯咯

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咯 见鬼 非得三个听着才顺耳

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我不喜欢这个游戏

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中了 "Boyle反感Boyle宾果"

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- 拜托 各位  - Boyle说了"拜托 各位"

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Terry得两分

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猜猜怎么着 我要毁了你们的游戏

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一言不发 一动不动在这坐一天

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噢 嗷

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谁有"Boyle摔到地上"

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- 没有吗  - 这就是胜利

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Boyle的胜利 哈

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Boyle说了"哈"

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神烦警探
第一季 第十集

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看过来 椅子骑士们

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当你们在电脑上敲敲打打的时候 我破了一个案子

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可卡因

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麻烦你了 Lucius

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他跑 我追

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最后变成一次炫酷的追车大赛

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- 啊  - 警察

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拜托 快开啊 开啊

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你好 罪犯先生 我是Johnny Law

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至少你可以早收工

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有时间回家去

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为我的感恩节大餐换件衣服

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为什么感恩节要这么盛装出席呢

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我根本不庆祝这个日子

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这就是个吃过量的节日

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我们应该穿天鹅绒运动套装和尿布

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夹克和领带

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Rosa都换了正式的皮夹克

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唯一一件没沾到血的

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你要乖乖回去换衣服

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然后为你感恩的事情祝酒

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快开始准备吧

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我一般不准备祝酒辞

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我都是像哼爵士乐一样即兴发挥的

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- 我们要唱歌吗  - 不是不是

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好了 这下好了

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你不必如此

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我不会为你的派对换正装的

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我去 Boyle 你就这么让冰箱开着

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你的空披萨盒害得门都关不上了

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披萨 拜托

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这是加了南瓜 松露 黄油的烤饼

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都被你搞砸了 我的午餐毁了

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我的鸡肉 土豆 意大利面 肉丸

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火腿 酸奶

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- 哇 这么多酸奶  - 我喜欢酸奶

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所以这是你一个月的午餐吗

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我每天要摄入10000卡路里的热量来维持我的肌肉

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这些是我老婆和孩子出门之前给我做的

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是我冰箱里的一切了

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- Scully  - 是 警官

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我知道你有个秘密藏食处

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- 不 没有  - 在哪

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- 没有  - 在你的口袋里吗

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拜托

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我要把你口袋里的东西倒出来瞧瞧 转身

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警官 警官

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Scully 跑啊

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真有意思

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交出你的糖来

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有什么事吗 Santiago

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警监 没想到会在这见到你

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在我办公室吗

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我就想来问问 你知道大家下班后会去我家

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吃感恩节大餐吧

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是的 我收到你的"预留时间"装饰南瓜

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你的观赏羊角

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还有这张漂亮的画了戴礼帽的火鸡的手写卡片

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- 这是朝圣者的帽子  - 搭扣在哪呢 Santiago

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忘了搭扣了

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我的伴侣出差去了

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所以我会去你的派对

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太好了 随意

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别担心 不管怎样

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没什么的

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- 太棒了  - 兴奋啥

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上了"把头发扎到背后"的杂志封面吗

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警监要来参加我的派对

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我要在祝酒的时候告诉他 我有多感激他在我们区

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还要郑重请求他做我的导师

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等等 你办这个晚宴就是为了拍Holt马屁吗

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不酷噢 这应该是为了友谊的

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你说你来只是想看看

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我单身是不是我公寓造成的

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或者照你猜测 是我的性格造成

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是啊 那是在我可以站在道德制高点看你之前的想法

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这里风景独好啊

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驾 驾 驾

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大人 您也一样

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- 在和哪个法官打电话呢  - 我妈

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你叫你妈"大人"

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她是第九辖区的联邦法官

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- 我还能怎么叫她  - 是啊 好吧

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警监 毒品案的报告完成了

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还有什么需要我做的

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没事了 所有案子都有人负责了

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拜托 肯定有我能调查的事

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不 没事

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好吧 既然你说没事 那就是没事 你还能

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哇哦 谁干的

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别担心 我会彻夜整理好这些的

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我知道你打什么算盘 Peralta

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太他妈对了 我在侦查谁是疯狂捣乱人

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你是在找借口逃避Santiago的感恩节聚餐

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出于某种原因 你拒绝像正常人一样庆祝这个节日

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好 你说得对 我只想和往年一样过节

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坐在家 看球赛 吃蛋黄酱坚果勺

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就是一勺蛋黄酱撒上点花生

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太恶心了

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有点吧 但是这是我6岁的时候发明的小吃

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因为我妈妈在上班 所以我要自己做晚餐

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我伤心的故事完胜你的羞辱

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Jake Jake Jake Jake

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Jake Jake Jake Jake

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谢谢 Boyle

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要是有新案子 就是你的

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要是没有 你就要怀揣感恩的心去Santiago的聚会 解散

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解什么散 我以为我们在聊天

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我们很久没聊天了

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天啊 Amy 你还和你奶奶一起住真是太酷了

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我自己住 那是我的东西

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- 我喜欢手工棉被 - 别说了 越说越觉得你可悲了

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你住的地方就像的片场

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我得说 这没我之前想象的糟糕

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球赛还没开始

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所以我晚点回家还可以看

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还有能参观一下电力被发明之前的世界还是挺酷的

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我得练习一下祝酒词了

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- 天啊 多长  - 8页

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- 单倍行距么  - 正反面呢

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太Santiago了

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不好意思 我们可以开吃了么

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我的身体开始消化自己了

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Terry需要营养

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警监来之前不能开吃

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- 好吧 不好意思  - 不用道歉

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我宁愿在你家过感恩节也不想和我姐姐一起过

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"在沙滩能看到的东西"

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- "海"字打头 我说是海鸥  - 真棒 Diana

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- 冰激凌时间到啦  - 耶

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耶

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又舒服又无聊

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但是有Holt 在你家 还被这群傻缺围着

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保证会很混乱 感谢邀请

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他来了 好 他来了 大家都镇定

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Hitchcock 你怎么把衬衫脱了

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不穿衣服 食物就不会掉上面了

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啥

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- Holt警监  - 感恩节快乐

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你的公寓真好找啊

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万分感谢 你真美

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有史以来最诡异的对话

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你俩 说得好

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开饭之前 我希望大家都说说这一年要感谢什么

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好 我先来

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我感谢每年只有一次感恩节

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人们胡吃海塞

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然后半夜跑到电器商店互相践踏至死

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多么垃圾的节日啊

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不好意思 每当我谈起感恩节有多虚伪的时候就很情绪化

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还是我来吧

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- 实际上我准备了点东西  - 你真准备了么

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我小时候爱玩警察抓小偷的游戏

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不好意思 请继续 Santiago

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- 我可以等  - 不用等 继续说吧

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你快祝酒吧 我要吃吐司(英语同祝酒)

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- 我要吃吐司  - 好 我马上到

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- 我必须得回局里了  - 不要 为什么

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有人在证据室偷了10000美元

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太好了

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- 有什么好的  - 这是案子吧

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你说要是有案子就让我接

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感恩节奇迹啊

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你们大家玩得开心 走吧

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还以为钱放在警局很安全呢

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可不是嘛

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还记得Santiago夸你很美丽

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记得 太诡异了

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我们得把钱原封不动地找回来

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不然局长就要大发雷霆了

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什么情况

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Terry在跳舞

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大家觉得在证据室不会有人发现你在做什么

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就会做最诡异的事

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快进 快进 快进

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等等 停停停 好 这是失窃的钱

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快进

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等一下 等一下 后退

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就是他 就是他偷的

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好 我们要开始盘查所有今天释放的罪犯了

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- 好主意  - 但如果不是其中一个

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我们可能会错过Santiago的聚餐

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感恩节完啦

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Santiago 求你了 我们开吃吧

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那要是Holt警监和Jake回来了怎么办

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慢着 我要祝酒

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我感谢在我生命中有个人

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给我个每天早上从床上爬起来的理由

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我希望我和那个人的关系

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只会愈加亲密

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你在说谁

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Hitchcock

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适可而止吧 我要开吃了

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这是什么

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土豆 黄油 一点牛奶

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没盐了 所以我用的小苏打

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为啥不用啊

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它们都是白色的粉末嘛

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当然可以替代了

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是啊

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有两个我们今天释放的

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从监控录像看来 身高和体重都符合的罪犯

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就算是其中之一 我们怎么判断呢

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很容易 录像里的人是左撇子

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我们只需要给嫌犯弄个随便什么表签字

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看他们用哪只手就好了

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好 伙计

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出发吧

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好 安全带系好了 出发吧

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安全第一 出发吧

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好 我现在觉得你是在耍

241
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- 还有人要吃第二轮么  - 不行了 撑死了

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- Amy 厕所堵了  - 啥 恶

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Scully 你都干什么了

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- 今晚更糟更美好了  - 不是我干的

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虽然我理解你为什么会怀疑我

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那是谁堵的

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也就是说你们什么都没吃

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Terry 你说你把整只烤鸡都吃了

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是马桶吃的

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我吃了个青豆 像鱼类呕吐物似的

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- 那个就够了  - 我很会做饭啊

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上周我带去的布朗尼蛋糕你们都吃了啊

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- 我以为那是橡皮呢  - Charles说他很喜欢的

254
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我就是典型的喜欢取悦别人 病情严重啊

255
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这饭做得太好了 你肯定很自豪吧

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是啊 感恩节完了

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大家都回家吧 我们只是 我们一起玩够了

258
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我还没玩够呢

259
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我们去酒吧吧 那里有吃的

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- 多好的主意啊  - 看看

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"Boyle拯救了感恩节"

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- 真有这个吗  - 不是的

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但确实有"Boyle相信显而易见的谎言"

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该死

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你有什么对策

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我在想我们可以来个角色扮演

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我来演Bart Barley警探

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重伤 痛恨暴力对待动物

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你是我的搭档Gerald Jimes

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可以破获任何案件 除了

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- 自己妻子的谋杀案  - Peralta 严肃点

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我很严肃

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就像你寻找杀了你妻子Jane Jimes的人一样严肃

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你唯一的线索就是他穿了黄色毛衣

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你也觉得不错吧 进去吧

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警察

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什么情况 我正切火鸡呢

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我是吃素的 吃肉就是谋杀

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- 我痛恨暴力对待动物  - 住嘴

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我们忘了让你在释放表格上签字 很抱歉

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他是右撇子 走吧

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*坏人们注意了*

283
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*Barley和Jimes来了*

284
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*Barley和Jimes来办案*

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请你不要再角色扮演了

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好吧

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晚上好 女士 警察 Barley和Jimes

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- 我们找Donny Romano  - 进来吧

289
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Donny 你干什么好事了 警察找你呢

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你们想怎样

291
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不好意思了打扰了 先生

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我搭档忘了让你在表格上签字

293
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发生了什么 Donny 你犯什么事儿了

294
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我什么都没干 不是我的错

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- 老一套是不是 从来都不是你的错  - Donny怎么了

296
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我发誓 妈 我真不知道是怎么回事

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- 你为什么从来都不信我呢  - 因为我养了个骗子

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- 你撒谎  - 闭嘴 妈

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不要那样和妈说话

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你是哪根葱教我怎么做 Louie

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不好意思

302
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- 嗨  - 不要糟蹋面包卷

303
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George 不要傻站着了

304
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不好意思

305
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你们这样会受伤的

306
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- 快停手  - 停手

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我老婆被一个穿着黄色毛衣的人杀了

308
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只有这个案子我无法侦破

309
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不要和家人争吵打架

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一不留神就稍纵即逝

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签名吧

312
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这是个大突破 Jimes 我为你骄傲

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还有 我们找到罪犯了

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- 他是用右手签的  - 确实

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但不是他干的

316
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,810
- 是他  - 什么

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无意之间发现你用左手扔的面包卷 兄弟

318
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更不用说 这件帽衫和监控录像里的一模一样

319
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你进去接你哥哥的时候

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把钱偷走了 对吧

321
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- 妈的  - 干得好 Peralta

322
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- 钱在哪  - 不在这 好吧

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我拿它赌球了 在庄家那

324
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好 案件继续

325
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- 这情况可不妙  - 是啊 对不起 Jimes

326
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他爸爸就是被庄家杀的

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我知道你很想念他

328
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嫌犯说庄家在隐蔽密室里经营

329
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- 尽量混进去  - 好主意

330
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那我就变身60岁的中国老奶奶吧

331
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变身了

332
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- 成功了吗  - 想玩要10块

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- 我们只是随便看看  - 随便看看要40

334
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- 行 我们玩  - 想玩要15

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行

336
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,530
Tommy 我们能点餐么

337
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,830
厨师不在 我让他回家了

338
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,040
- 还有椒盐脆饼干么  - 有

339
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- 我这就给厨师打电话  - 聪明

340
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嗨 惊骇夜

341
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是啊 和计划中的不一样

342
00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,110
不是 Amy

343
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,500
我在点个叫"惊骇夜"的酒

344
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是龙舌兰加戒烟贴

345
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,510
好吧

346
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:50,060
我怎样才能让Holt注意到我呢

347
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,160
他确实花很多时间在Peralta身上

348
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,200
要不就像Jake一样开始乱来吧

349
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:58,040
- 我也可以表现得很出格  － 来啊

350
00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:01,100
好啊 看好了

351
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,820
你们都给我滚出去

352
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:12,080
- 但是厨师不是要回来么  - 快滚

353
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,600
好

354
00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:17,950
但是我要带走这些橄榄

355
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,780
抱歉 火鸡节快乐

356
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,570
我觉得我找到窍门了

357
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:34,040
这些麻将牌不是游戏道具就是糖果

358
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:36,390
是游戏道具 出牌

359
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,510
我觉得我赢了

360
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,840
厕所旁边那人看上去

361
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,940
对你引起的骚动很有兴趣

362
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,550
是啊 从我们进来他就在厕所门口等着了

363
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,510
很可能那不是厕所 他是放哨的

364
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,740
- 上吧  - 没问题

365
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,010
我去兑钱

366
00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:02,060
- 这里什么都没有  - 不要担心 我找到吃的了

367
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,520
你在吃包裹泡沫么

368
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,690
好吧 我的确在办公室私藏了食物

369
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:10,160
我就知道 在哪

370
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,160
哪

371
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,430
- 警长 我是不是太重了  - 不是 在哪

372
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,300
就是那个 有水渍的那个

373
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,240
上面有很多食物吗

374
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:19,870
是啊 跟瑞士自助餐一样

375
00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:30,280
- 我感觉被老鼠吃光了  - 要不然呢

376
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,050
这是我见过最棒的事儿了

377
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,450
好了 够了

378
00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:35,500
感恩节现在正式完蛋

379
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,000
不行 我们的感恩节绝不会是这样的

380
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,570
好 你们都在这等着

381
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,110
给我1小时 Terry 带我去门口

382
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:43,740
哥们 我还是把你放下来自己去吧

383
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,740
好 可以理解 可以理解

384
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:47,310
嗨 那是厕所么

385
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,080
楼上还有一间呢 在那

386
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,920
不要紧 我们走吧

387
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,720
- 啥 真的是厕所么 - 不是 不是

388
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,790
里面正进行好多违法行为呢

389
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:03,330
但是他们正在看我都录下来的球赛

390
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,510
- 我不想知道比分 - 啥

391
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,620
好吧 我们去找回失窃的钱

392
00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:09,150
警察 不许动

393
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,460
先换台再不许动

394
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:13,130
放下手上东西

395
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,460
放下手上东西

396
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,130
我有个诡异的请求 能换换位置么

397
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,520
我实在不想看到比分

398
00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:27,210
谢谢 好多了

399
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,310
为什么这里这么多电视

400
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,540
谢谢

401
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:34,350
钱还在庄家的保险柜里 序列号都匹配上了

402
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:37,350
- 我们回去Santiago的聚会吧 - 还是算了

403
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,610
我还是回家看球赛吧

404
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,660
虽然已经被毁了

405
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,460
你到底为啥对庆祝感恩节这么大意见

406
00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:45,740
这节日好烂 总是很衰

407
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:47,370
我妈要上班 我爸离家出走了

408
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,310
而我在家看球赛

409
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,980
听着 Jake

410
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:53,560
我生在一个很拘谨的家庭

411
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,780
我父母不太会表达疼爱

412
00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:58,180
真的么 你叫你妈"大人"不是在撒娇吗

413
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:01,750
但是作为成年人的好处就是你可以组建一个

414
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,590
有新传统的新家庭

415
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:06,300
真动人 警监 但我还没有新家庭

416
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,800
所以我还是保持我超赞的旧传统吧

417
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:12,600
好 我会告诉他们你不能来的

418
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:13,730
谢谢

419
00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,700
你走之前我能借点钱么

420
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:18,040
我和那个Wendy产生了不少火花啊

421
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:20,910
我想带她去个特别的地方

422
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,450
嘿 你们都在这里干嘛

423
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,780
Amy砸坏酒吧 害我们被赶出来了

424
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,850
接着还被老鼠攻击 真是史上最棒的感恩节

425
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,720
厉害嘛

426
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,820
火鸡节快乐啊 放那边吧 先生们

427
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,190
没几家店还开着

428
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:43,600
所以这将是一个跨种族的非传统形式的感恩节

429
00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,020
烹饪起来也很有挑战

430
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,720
十五分钟后就能开饭了

431
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:47,850
给你五分钟

432
00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:50,100
吃饭是要讲究形意的 光是这摆盘

433
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,540
五分钟 Boyle

434
00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,120
- 警监  - 嗯

435
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,370
我有事想跟你说

436
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:01,540
我觉得你吧

437
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,450
好像 我小的时候吧

438
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,020
你觉得我像你小时候

439
00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:09,560
- 算了 已经错过时机了  - 是指你的祝酒词么

440
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,710
- 怎么在你手里  - Gina给我的

441
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,020
写得很好

442
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:17,710
几个吸引人的小故事 字体和故事基调很搭

443
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,120
干得漂亮

444
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:23,000
不过 有几个地方选词还是有提高的空间

445
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,230
我都用"囧"标注出来了 表示"囧词"

446
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:33,720
从来没有人这么夸奖过我

447
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,790
"我都用'囧'标注出来了 表示'囧词' "吗

448
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:38,620
这是建议 他在教我诶

449
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,680
好诶

450
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,470
这算是传统感恩节晚餐的另类演绎

451
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:48,470
火鸡换成了北京烤鸭 填料用素馅饼

452
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:53,070
土豆换成了墨西哥酥皮饺子配埃塞俄比亚红豆肉汁汤

453
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:56,000
甜点是当季的果冻

454
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:56,950
好吧 钱都用完了

455
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,580
这些是Hitchcock做结肠镜检查时拿的

456
00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:00,150
祝大家好胃口

457
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,900
我来啦 我来啦

458
00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:04,820
终于有需要感谢的事情了吧

459
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:07,520
- 你穿的什么啊  - Santiago说要盛装出席 所以

460
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,190
你真美

461
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:11,110
这句算我的名言了 我的招牌

462
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,330
好了 吃饭之前

463
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,790
- 不 别再来这套了 开动  - 能不能递给我那

464
00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:18,150
你要是再把手拿过来 我就叉掉它

465
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,780
好嘞 开吃吧

466
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,200
嘿 谢谢你把我的祝酒词给了Holt

467
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,110
- 你有心了 - 不用谢

468
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,480
你不用每次在他面前都小题大做

469
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,460
只要告诉他 你很敬重他

470
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,950
好吧

471
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,520
不过 老实说 我给他的时候只是想恶作剧一把

472
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,880
因为我觉得这肯定会让你很难堪的

473
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,250
但是我也很开心能够喜剧收尾

474
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:41,100
不过如果能惹恼你 我会更开心的啦

475
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,180
但还是很庆幸你没有

476
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,530
你一直期待今天晚上会悲剧 算是得偿所愿了吗

477
00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:47,800
是啊 直到你搞出一顿

478
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,890
这么丰盛的感恩节晚餐 毁了我的愿望

479
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,500
容我说一句 之前在Amy家

480
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,190
我的祝酒词是瞎说的

481
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:58,400
因为我不知道要说些什么

482
00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,420
但是 后来

483
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:04,040
一个叫Gerald Jimes的智慧又不苟言笑的男人

484
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,310
让我意识到我要感谢的是什么

485
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:10,000
所以 我很高兴能够来这里

486
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,630
和我的家人在一起

487
00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:15,800
我超级诡异的家庭 有两个黑人老爸

488
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,430
两个拉丁女儿 还有两个白人儿子

489
00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:21,390
Gina 还有

490
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,890
我不知道该给你个什么角色 怪异的巨婴嘛

491
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,850
- 敬99片区 - 敬99片区

492
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,420
说得真感人啊

493
00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:31,640
喔 Boyle哭了 Boyle宾果我赢了

494
00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:33,430
- 不  - 耶