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好了 你负责右边的瘦子

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我搞定左边的大块头

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警察 圣诞老人 别打圣诞老人了

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什么情况

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这个角落我占了六年了

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突然 这家伙出现了

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这个角落又不是你的 我也要募捐的

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给得糖尿病的狗吗 狗胖一点怎么啦

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他们只有爪子 不能给自己打针

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好了 冷静 冷静

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Boyle 给那个瘦子搜身

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我已经42年没收到煤块了

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我才不想破坏这个记录呢

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你是在搞笑吗

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好吧 算了 你过来

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嘿嘿嘿

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揍他的大胖花脸

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喔

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呃 感觉好怪

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刀

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瘦圣诞老人有刀

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啊

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搞定 哈

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直接踹圣诞老人的蛋蛋

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圣诞快乐啊

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神烦警探
第一季 第十一集

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气色不错 光明节快乐

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心情这么好

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我猜猜

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你的鸡蛋三明治掉地上 店主免费送你了

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没有 这样也行吗

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那大家干嘛不都把三明治扔地上

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我是想羞辱你

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结果却给了我个超赞生活小妙招

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噢 Amy 何必呢 这下我多尴尬

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我没给你准备礼物

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这是给Holt警监的

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这是六份礼物中的一份

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六份礼物分别对应他教我的六样东西

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决心 智慧 态度

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打扰了 各位

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你们知道 到了过节的时候

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警探们可能会觉得得给警监送份礼

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请打消这个念头

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不管在什么情况下

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我都不会想要礼物的

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Peralta 来下办公室

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遵命

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天哪 我要退还好多东西了

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我知道

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你闭嘴

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感谢加入我们的会谈 Peralta

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这是副分局长Gerber

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圣诞快乐 局长

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祝你圣诞超级快乐 警监

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吼吼吼

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Holt警监收到了一串死亡威胁

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喔

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那我真带错了精气神进来

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警监经常会收到无意义的威胁

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没什么大不了的

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当然啦 绝对没有 死亡威胁有什么大不了

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对了 因为它威胁死亡

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恶作剧罢了

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我不想惊动大家

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所以 请保守这个秘密

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太好了 我最擅长保守秘密了

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Santiago给你准备了六份礼物

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这也许是恶作剧 但是按照程序

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Holt警监应该要随身配一个全天的护卫

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他选中你了

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有意思

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但也不足为奇 我是他的最爱

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说吧 我具体要怎么做

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- 你将被调遣给Holt警监  - 嗯

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- 要完全掌控他的行程  - 赞

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不能让他离开你的视线

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在以他的安全为第一前提的情况下

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- 你有权做任何决定  - 我的天哪

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基本上就是全权负责

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好吧 听起来不容易啊

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不过我当然接受

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我愿意付出生命

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让这个人听我号令

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多谢 这真是史上最棒的圣诞节了

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上帝保佑我们每一个人

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我的航班是今晚八点 国内航班

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你觉得提前五个小时去够了吗

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五个小时 怎么可能

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要提前七小时 最少七小时

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七小时 明白了

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你为什么一个人去旅游

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我以为你喜欢Rosa呢

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我确实喜欢她

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但是我开始觉得 有那么一点点可能

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Rosa不会喜欢我的

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我们今晚一起吃饭如何 就我们俩

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很好 作为朋友 我挺喜欢你的

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就是对你没性趣

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好嘞

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我们出去喝一杯如何

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你这样让我很尴尬

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我对你没兴趣 而且我有男朋友

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好吧 那改天

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一枝玫瑰 献给Rosa（音似玫瑰）

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好好听着

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你现在最应该做的就是放手

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所以我们决定了 我现在最应该做的就是放手

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我好感动啊 Charles 表现真成熟

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谢谢 你知道有趣的地方是什么吗

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- 我意识到我有时候  - 别越说越开心

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我没有继续聊下去的意思

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明白 改天再聊

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- 好的 - 没问题

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Peralta有事 那我们就开始吧

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现在的情况是 警监不让我们买礼物送给他

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就你一个人准备送

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但是我们可以给他做一张 史上最棒的圣诞贺卡

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我们要戴圣诞帽穿大毛衣

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然后排一排照张相

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不好意思 Santiago 我没有时间搞这些

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今天我要做心理评估

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他们会决定 我是否准备好重新出勤了

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你为什么在意他们的看法

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心理学家只是一群没有聪明到能通灵的人而已

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别担心 警长 我们会后期把你加上去的

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抱歉 我也得走了 我的航班就在

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啊 八个小时后

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我能赶上的

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三明治就在飞机上买算了

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Boyle

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如果没有Peralta Boyle和警长的话

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好吧 大家可以解散了

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太好了

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我可以照一张我打扮成小精灵的照片

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精灵自拍照

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不是那种

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不过我想到你可以帮我什么了

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你要在这坐一整天吗

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没错 石鹰

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这是我给你取的特勤代号

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只要坐在这儿 做好工作

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看守 保护 指挥你

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为了你的安全 希望你能打开浏览器

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搜索"猪"和"喷气滑水"

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这是命令

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慢着慢着 你要上哪儿去啊 冷山

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我给你换了个代号

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上厕所

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我是出于安全考虑才这么问的

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大号还是小号

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不说话 看来是大号

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让我侦察一下

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里面安全 长官

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上上上 快上 快上

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上上上

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冷山正在移动

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重复 冷山在向厕所移动

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Jeffords警长 感谢你的到来

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我们今天要评定你是否准备好恢复现役职务

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如果一切顺利 我就在这份声明表上盖章

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你就能继续执行任务了

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我觉得我已经准备好了

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我已经不再去想我的恐惧了

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很好 不过今天 我们还是要来关注下恐惧

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好的

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感觉很有意思

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我们先来谈谈你的女儿们 还有你的妻子

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以及如果你在执行任务时不幸牺牲 她们会怎样

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我把你的枕头挤爆了

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嘿 警监

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你想上哪儿去啊

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我准备回家 安静地工作

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我要拒绝你的请求 冰脉 我又给你换了个代号

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你知道为什么我选你做安全护卫吗

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因为我是现代版福尔摩斯吗

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不是 因为这个威胁不是真的

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而且我以为你会打破条条框框

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让我做完我的工作

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现在 让我走

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你想错了

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你不能回去 程序就是这样

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如果你真不想待在这儿

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你可以去我妈家

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她就住在附近

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或者我把你锁到拘留所里 再配个武装护卫

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你自己决定吧

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好吧 我们去你妈家

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我也挺好奇 你奇葩的起源

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我要坐副驾

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这就是我妈家

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你可以把你外套扔那个房里

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那是厕所

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茅房 我妈是英国人

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怎么都没你照片

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也没有节日装饰

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什么都没有 只有

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旅馆风格装饰画

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这不是你妈家

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这是个安全屋 小子 你在保护之下

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不要说"小子"

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走开

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你不愿意待在你办公室

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你已经违反了你的保护措施

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很抱歉 但是我必须命令你留在这里

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我好喜欢给你发号施令

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你想留住我只有一个办法 那就是你能在肢体上拦住我

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你拦得住我吗 Peralta

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我觉得你可拦不住我

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- 乔丹射篮  - 啊啊

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哎呀不好了

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我们被铐在一起了 还把钥匙弄丢了

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鹰猎者一号呼叫总部 石鹰已入笼

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重复 石鹰已入笼

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我都告诉你了 死亡威胁不是认真的

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你到底在干什么

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我知道你觉得我在瞎搞

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但是我从你上司那得到了直接命令 要保护你

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从这一刻开始 我们开始一级禁闭

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好吧 在我们开始禁闭之前

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太晚了 已经开始了

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我要给我丈夫发个短信 告诉他今晚我晚点回家

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好吧 但出于安全考虑 我来替你发

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先愉快地问候一下

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"亲爱的你好" 如何

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你不许替我发

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好吧 收到 不能说"亲爱的"

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"丈夫你好" 如何

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"先生你好"呢

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- 你们管对方叫"先生"啊  - 把手机给我

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好吧

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给你点隐私

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把Hitchcock的头像放到顶上试试 像天使一样

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这样吗

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算了 还是放到树后头吧

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谢谢你帮我做这张卡片

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你对这事儿真的很在行

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我知道 我对什么都很在行

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这里是我们手头上所有Rosa的照片

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用哪张

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她从来都不笑 她嘴巴是坏了吗

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不如我们把她嘴唇倒过来

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- 天呐  - 呕 太吓人了

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我们得弄张Rosa笑的照片

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Holt的贺卡必须完美

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让我来

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我能让Rosa笑

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把相机准备好

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做咖啡呢

250
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能给挠痒痒大师和他的九个朋友做一杯吗

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挠痒痒 挠痒痒

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- Hitchcock你搞什么鬼啊  - 嗷 嗷嗷

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挠痒痒大师被你扭伤了

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再有下次我就直接折断

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好了

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我的安全屋我做主

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这是无领带区

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饥饿的安全屋就是不安全的安全屋

259
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有趣的安全屋就是安全的安全屋

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我发球

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你不是说你从没玩过吗

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直觉好

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还是再吃一个三明治好了

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看的安全屋

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是个安安全全的屋屋

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我已经看过这部电影了

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我很喜欢

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哇 这我还真没猜到

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当我们被铐在一起的时候

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就会了解这些事儿了对吧

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这就是圣诞节的真谛

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谁知道我们在这里

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到我身后去

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不不 过去

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标准程序要求你开门前 把我安置在其他房间

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但是因为你把我俩都铐上了

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我命令你保持安静

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过来

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不许动 坏人

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Jake 是我 Charles 你同事

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好吧 我们换个话题 做下词汇联想

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当我说"瓶子" 你会想到什么

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酒肆 抢劫 枪击 死亡

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那"草"呢

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大麻 毒品

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枪击 死亡

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猫

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猫咪

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可爱

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平静 不安

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枪击 死亡

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你要干嘛

293
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你要给我的表格盖章吗

294
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不是 我只是不想油墨干了

295
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Boyle 你在这儿干嘛

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我以为你要赶飞机

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是啊 我的航班只有六小时了

298
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但是警监叫我过来

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- 我就来了  - 啥

300
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你给Boyle发短信却告诉我是给你老公发

301
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作为一个在这掌大权的人

302
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我对你很失望

303
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我要把你的代号改成 坏小子

304
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我想象不出对一个听命于你的家伙失望是怎样情形

305
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我知道你要干嘛 说得屁亮

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是说得漂亮

307
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这里我说算 我就说是屁亮 Boyle

308
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两种说法我都听过

309
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拜托别让我搀和进去

310
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我只是来给警监解铐

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然后带他去老片区

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啥

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老片区 等等

314
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,660
你根本不是要回家

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你是想调查恐吓的事

316
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因为那不是恶作剧 是真事儿

317
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:25,060
- 错 不是真的  - 你撒谎

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你有个微表情

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只要你撒谎 嘴角就会动 刚刚就动了

320
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不是 不是真的

321
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你撒谎

322
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好吧

323
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我相信恐吓是真实的

324
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虽然我不太确信幕后是谁

325
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但这是我的问题

326
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我会自己解决

327
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- Boyle 帮我解手铐  - 不许这样做 Charles

328
00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:43,240
我会带你来趟植物园之旅 我们说了好久了

329
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给我解铐 这是命令

330
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不许这样做 好朋友 植物园诶

331
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就像我爸妈家过的圣诞节

332
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为什么他们有两间餐厅呢

333
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我

334
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不

335
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,190
这可不是选项之一啊

336
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我无法决断 我太爱你们两个了

337
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,710
谁想看

338
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,740
包括信件 电邮 隐蔽手机发出的短信

339
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,590
我们已经收到了十次恐吓

340
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你到底抓了多少 想让你死的人啊

341
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,510
逮了超过600人吧

342
00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:16,710
吹牛

343
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Boyle 你能帮忙读下他收到的恐吓吗

344
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:22,550
好 "去死 去死 去死 去死 Holt 去死"

345
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:23,840
好吧 真直白

346
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,790
你将溺死在自己的鲜血之中

347
00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:27,910
好多了 不过我还是更喜欢

348
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:30,030
"我会把我的脸贴在你的脸上"这种

349
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,080
人皮面具 经典

350
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,130
下一条是 我会送你下深渊

351
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溺死 深渊

352
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:39,370
听起来像是在说游泳池

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是Haimes

354
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,370
啊哈 谁是Haimes

355
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:45,140
Colin Haimes 自由泳杀人犯

356
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:49,010
1982年他灭掉了整只4x100接力游泳队

357
00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:53,480
Marco

358
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,920
你要说 Polo 傻瓜

359
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自由泳杀人犯

360
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,620
天啊 为什么你抓的杀人犯都有炫酷的名字啊

361
00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:05,230
我遇到最炫的名字就是窄鞋子Sam

362
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,900
- 因为  - 他的鞋子很窄 名字叫Sam

363
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,760
- 我懂了  - 可不是

364
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,730
警监 看来你还是需要我们的帮助

365
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,400
我们一起推断出是Haimes

366
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,700
我们也会一起将他绳之以法

367
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,110
因为你我一起 必将所向披靡

368
00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,810
来吧 人浪

369
00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:21,780
是我自个儿发现的Haimes

370
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:25,380
人浪回涌 Jake

371
00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,820
天啊 Rosa

372
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,190
我不小心开封了你的信件

373
00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:32,250
但是看上面说啥

374
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:35,220
"亲爱的Diaz小姐 您已赢得"

375
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:38,030
Rosa 我不小心开封了你的信件

376
00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:40,830
上面说 "亲爱的Diaz小姐 您已赢得"

377
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:43,150
不对 是我读信你拍照

378
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,350
- 啥  - 哈

379
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,200
你们为了那蠢照片想逗我笑

380
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,270
但你们搞砸了

381
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,140
啊 她笑了 她笑了

382
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,040
但是没人拍下来

383
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,580
搞定 Amy

384
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:54,980
一张你皱眉的照片

385
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,370
这是你想要的 对吧

386
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,000
Peralta 最后申明

387
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,520
我们没必要回到那个片区

388
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,680
我不需要任何人帮忙

389
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,550
听着 警监 你太固执了

390
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,190
真是可爱的品质啊

391
00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:08,150
那你知道什么是不可爱的品质吗

392
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,490
- 是死亡  - 有粉刺 是 是死亡

393
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:13,760
我放弃 你这是怎么了 为什么对这事表现得这么怪

394
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,230
我不需要你们帮忙

395
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:18,430
我不想牵扯你或者Boyle 任何人进来

396
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,280
因为麻烦是我惹的

397
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,740
我年轻傲慢时犯下的错误 不应该让别人受到牵连

398
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,140
嘿 Haimes

399
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:30,250
你将在一小间水泥房里度过余生 无所事事

400
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,180
你在那儿 而我却要去游泳了

401
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:37,150
游完了这趟 我会接着游另一趟

402
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:38,820
而你 却只能坐在那儿

403
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,920
在你的金属马桶上

404
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,860
想着我在游泳 游泳 还是游泳

405
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:48,050
游一整天

406
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,320
一旦有天我出狱

407
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,870
我会找到你 然后宰了你

408
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,800
好啊

409
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,070
来啊

410
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:58,270
哇 我认为我和年轻的Ray Holt肯定很合得来

411
00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:00,710
是啊 这也是我决定彻底改变自己的原因

412
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:04,140
坦白的说 长官 你现在还是表现的像个草率愚笨的菜鸟警探

413
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,450
如果你真的改变了

414
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:08,080
你应该会讲一堆无聊的负责的言论 像是

415
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,450
"别犯傻

416
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,350
充分利用你的警探小队 你也是团队的一部分

417
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:12,870
我闻起来像是檀香木"

418
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:13,850
原来是这个味道

419
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,360
又一次蹩脚的模仿 Peralta

420
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,760
不过我认为你说得对

421
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:19,490
等下 什么

422
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,630
长官 我相信你有自己的理由

423
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,300
把工作交给Peralta 但是

424
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,040
这种案件正是我一直希望可以参与的

425
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,990
好 下次有人威胁要杀了我时

426
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,190
我第一个就找你

427
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,570
谢谢 长官

428
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:34,340
我等不及了

429
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:37,650
我不是那意思

430
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,910
我们来抓这个混蛋吧

431
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,380
好 大家注意 案情更新 Santiago

432
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,580
正在调查Haimes的同伙 目前没发现

433
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:46,290
Boyle

434
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,790
来自奥西宁的情报显示

435
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,390
Haimes 两周前被释放

436
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:53,470
好 Hitchcock和Scully  你俩的秘密项目进展如何

437
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,060
榛果咖啡还有5分钟就好了

438
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,560
苏门答腊咖啡已经好了

439
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,730
有新消息就告诉我

440
00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:58,760
追踪电话的授权下来了

441
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,060
我们有了Haimes的号码

442
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,030
最后的GPS地址显示

443
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,670
他在铁路站场

444
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:06,840
好 我们找到他了  大家出发

445
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,700
我知道告诉你别去也是无济于事

446
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,490
不过我们到了那以后 你要紧跟着我

447
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,070
好呀

448
00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:14,710
你真是很擅长把我们救你命这事的乐趣一扫而光

449
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,440
你听见他说的了 Hitchcock

450
00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:18,050
把苏门答腊咖啡放到保温瓶里

451
00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,050
好嘞

452
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:28,690
如果这事搞砸了 我只是想让你知道

453
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,060
我很荣幸可以把你指挥来指挥去

454
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,660
还有呢

455
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,930
你给你的丈夫起的爱称是什么

456
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,670
Kevin

457
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,400
可爱极了

458
00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,440
很抱歉你误了航班

459
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,970
四小时后还有个备选航班

460
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,010
得把他引出来

461
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:53,080
我们有他的号码 给他打电话

462
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,220
聪明

463
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,790
打通了

464
00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:02,290
太令人兴奋了

465
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,060
那是Haimes的电话

466
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,870
重复一遍 所有人向铃声靠拢

467
00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:16,540
他在第17号轨道 向北逃窜

468
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,780
嘿

469
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,950
等这事儿完了 我们应该一起来次火车旅行

470
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,020
纯粹只是好玩

471
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,320
上上上

472
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:34,960
Ray Holt

473
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,960
你好  Haimes

474
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,890
我在监狱时每天都在想你 就像你所说的

475
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:43,560
我想拿枪指着你 然后扣动扳机

476
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,230
- 就像这样  - 不

477
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,500
Terry归来

478
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,890
Terry归来

479
00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,040
我们抓到他了

480
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,270
好样的 Jeffords

481
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:55,330
好样的 Peralta

482
00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:59,080
警监  你开始流露感情了

483
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:04,090
我需要救护车 Boyle受伤了

484
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:07,060
怎么了 我死了吗

485
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:08,920
你救了我

486
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,130
去死吧 蠢猪

487
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,030
不要

488
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,600
啊

489
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:19,970
我的屁股

490
00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:23,010
我的屁股

491
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,410
他不会有事的 你几分钟后就能看他了

492
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,280
谢谢

493
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,650
警长 我很高兴心理医生治好了你

494
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,780
差不多吧

495
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:38,750
时间到

496
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:41,180
让我看看 你眼里的自己是什么样

497
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,820
哦 不

498
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:45,490
是不咋的

499
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,420
- 警长  - 不好意思 我们正在

500
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,390
闭嘴 庸医

501
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,520
Holt警监需要你协助 他有生命危险

502
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,500
警长 我不认为你准备好了

503
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,300
我准备好了

504
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,370
再见

505
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,640
我欠你一个人情

506
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,640
Boyle因为我才中枪的

507
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,180
这正是我一直避免发生的事

508
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,710
警监 这就是我们的工作

509
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,550
我们中任何一个人都会挡那颗子弹的

510
00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:11,210
很抱歉我一直这么难相处

511
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,690
你是对的

512
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:14,260
如果没有团队合作我们是抓不住他的

513
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,390
好啊

514
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:18,260
看起来学生变成了老师

515
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,390
- 而老师变成了  - 够了

516
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:21,050
好

517
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,830
- 谢谢  - 不客气

518
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,250
团队舞 来吧

519
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:29,100
不是吧 我们刚救了你的命

520
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:34,310
我的天

521
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,570
- 真的发生了  - 哇 哇

522
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:37,400
我们做到了

523
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:39,910
不好意思

524
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:41,260
这里是医院

525
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,880
抱歉 有人正在垂死挣扎呢

526
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,690
大家都应该回家 享受圣诞节

527
00:20:47,690 --> 00:20:49,420
你们不用为了我留在这

528
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,490
闭嘴 没人会走的

529
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:53,070
你的行为太伟大了

530
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,970
Boyle 那可是超人般的义举

531
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,990
你是我们99片区的骄傲

532
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,900
没有如果假设和屁股(音似但是)

533
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:01,650
对不起 槽点就在这 说真的

534
00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:04,040
就在我面前撅着 他的屁股

535
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,270
我得跟你们说件事

536
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:06,310
就算我中枪了

537
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,570
打在屁股上 对不起

538
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,510
我宁愿在这里和大家共度圣诞节

539
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,580
也不愿去参加那愚蠢的单人旅游

540
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,110
我是认真的 从我的

541
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,780
屁股底 对不起

542
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:17,980
闭嘴 Jake

543
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:20,520
Boyle是个英雄

544
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:22,050
他的屁股也是

545
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:24,690
我拍到了 她笑了

546
00:21:24,690 --> 00:21:25,890
圣诞贺卡完成了

547
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:29,820
他屁股中枪