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Charles 真兴奋

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- 勇气勋章  - 我知道

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因为屁股中弹

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噢 我的屁股

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是因为突然的英雄行径

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或者牺牲个人安全自愿冒险

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但是你知道 差不多

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这是纽约警察的最高荣誉之一

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今天是你的大日子 Boyle警探

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英雄行径不是一块勋章就可以衡量的

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但是我们还能有其他办法

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来赞扬那些将生死置之度外的勇敢的警官吗

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这是我的荣耀 将这枚勇气勋章

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颁给Charles Boyle警探

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和花生酱警长

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天啊

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Charles和一匹马要领取同样的勋章

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至少先宣布的是Boyle

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那是因为马的军衔比他高

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太赞了

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够了 Peralta

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这是份巨大荣耀

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没人能剥夺

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这马在台上便便呢

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花生酱警长正在台上便便啊

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神烦警探 
第一季 第十三集

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- Peralta - Santiago

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打赌今天结束 你准备好了吗

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- 我一生出来就准备好  - 迎接失败吗

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完整的问题是"你准备好了迎接失败吗"

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你却回答 我一生出来就准备好了

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随便你怎么曲解我的话

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- 好吧  - 这个赌我赢定了

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- 不  - 打什么赌

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你们在说啥

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不是吧 你不知道

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他们一整年都在计分

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经常都会提起啊

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你平日到底忙什么啊

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没事 为啥 你想跟我出去玩吗

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一年前的今天 Peralta和我打赌

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谁是更好的警探

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谁抓的罪犯多 谁赢

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赌注是什么

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别说赌钱 我知道你欠着债

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要是你真的了解我

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你会说 欠一屁股债

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那我就赌任何东西

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因为我是不可能输的

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- 赌你的车怎样  - 喔

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那车是约会神器

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我是说 你跟多少女孩在那车上鬼混过

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- 6个  - 好吧 反正我会赢 没问题

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就赌这车

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好

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不 Jakey 不行

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那车是你的超能力

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雷神从不拿他的锤子打赌

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Neil Patrick Harris从不拿他的表演技巧打赌

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车没了对你来说将会是世界上最糟的事

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那么对你而言 什么是世界上最糟糕的事 Santiago

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成为Jake车里的女孩之一

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好 好 好

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那就定了

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要是Peralta输了 Santiago得到那辆车

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要是Santiago输了 就在那辆车里约会一次

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游戏开始

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游戏开始

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哇 你握手力气挺大

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我专门学过

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在哪学

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现在比分平手

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但是不会持续很久

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在八小时内 我就会胜利

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然后带Santiago来次史上最糟的约会

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注意

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今天下班后 我想请大家一起

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与我到酒吧喝一杯

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庆祝Boyle警探获得勇气勋章

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天啊 花生酱也去吗

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那匹马真是个大英雄啊

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花生酱不会来的

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联合国给他开了个宴会

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你们继续

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- 钢笔  - 你 嗷

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滑轮椅

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- Gina的桌子  - 噢 Jake

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不

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警监 嘿

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您今天看起来清心寡欲

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就像一睿智的老橡树

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我不会给你更多的案子

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好让你赢了与Santiago的打赌

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啥 对哦 那个赌啊

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完全忘了这回事

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好吧 我承认这场友好的竞赛

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让你和Santiago投入了更多的时间在工作上

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抓了更多罪犯 尤其是上周

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领先一分 Peralta

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你有什么想对你的车说的

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在你跟它说永别之前

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嘿 Santiago 你有什么饮食禁忌

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medieval times餐厅应该知道的吗

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311吗

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纵火烧车最安全的方法是什么

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喔 嗯

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你俩都起到了模范作用 这点我很欣赏

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我能从你毫无表情的脸上看得出来

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但是你们是同事

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这个打赌的副作用可能会使你们

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工作关系变得剑拔弩张

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只有我输了才会这样

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我没啥体育精神

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案件会按平常那样分配

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解散

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- 警监 你看起来  - 别

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Rosa 你愿和我共享一杯咖啡吗

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我买了些优质的咖啡豆

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好啊 听起来不错

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那不是 你今天第五杯咖啡了吗

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我在尝试中和

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止痛药带来的困意

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在颁奖典礼事件后

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我吃了双倍的止痛药

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让花生酱往前点 再前点

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额 那个小个子能往大退一步吗

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我叫Charles Boyle

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我和这匹马得的是一样的勋章

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我失足的一连串镜头上了头条

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现在谁是大英雄啊 花生酱

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花生酱

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Gina 你只是想通过伤害我

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来转移你自己内心的伤痛

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还有 你应该少用点护发素

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因为这里简直一团糟

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Boyle这是怎么了

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他的止痛药让他变得怪怪的

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哦 是的 是

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跟我爸症状一样

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他做解除输精管结扎手术的时候

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你太放松了 失去控制

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开始对所有人大放"真话炸弹"

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噢 这解释了电梯上的事

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我怕你觉得我无趣

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现在我要假装有人给我发了条短信

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滴滴

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Gina 麻烦你今天好好看着Boyle

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他口无遮拦肯定会激怒某个人

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然后被揍一顿

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没问题 我就想看Boyle被揍

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再说一遍

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我会不让他被揍的

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这才对

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真好

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女士们先生们

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这位是Carl Laudson 他偷了三千块钱

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最后一分钟 Santiago再次领先

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Peralta 吃屎去吧

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完了

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说得对 "完了"

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完了 你不担心

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你为什么不担心

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把嫖客们(John们)都带过来

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我带领缉捕队开展了诱捕嫖妓行动

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抓了30个嫖客

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这可不算重罪

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如果是二犯的话就是重罪了

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这里头有十位呢

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有趣的是 其中四位居然都叫John(嫖客)

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真讽刺啊

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总之 Peralta又多了十分

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认命吧

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不可能

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五 四 三 二 一

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Jake胜 Amy败

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Kool & the Gang -

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Peralta胜

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Amy Santiago 你让我成为了

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世界上最幸福的男人

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我花了一整块钱买这个戒指

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你愿意和我共赴最差劲的约会吗

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你必须说愿意

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我愿意

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她说了她愿意

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她说了她愿意

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这个给你

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Amy Santiago 到点了

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快出来约会

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Peralta 这衣服太扯了

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快点儿

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还有很多丢人的事要去做呢

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只有区区几个小时来完成

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开心了吗

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当然

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你简直和那些每一个我在受诫礼上

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喜欢过的女孩一模一样

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让我看看蝴蝶结

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就和Jenny Gildenhorn一样

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为什么我希望你戴了牙箍

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要给你弄个牙箍不

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算了 那太过了

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我来咯

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短裤不错

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谢谢 信不信由你

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这条裤子并不是很贵

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我真的整晚都得穿着这身吗

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你知道规矩

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约会现在开始 午夜结束

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我来决定你穿什么

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吃什么 还有去哪里

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噢 还有一条规矩

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不管发生了什么

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你都不能爱上我

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绝对没有问题

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新输

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Boyle警探 我想向你道声恭喜

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这枚勋章你当之无愧

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谢谢 长官

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你的口气太臭了

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Charles 我跟你说句话

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Rosa在哪

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我一晚上都没看到她

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你知不知道我老婆要给我离婚赡养费

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行了 坐下吧

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我今晚得好好看着你了 小家伙

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好的 谢谢

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亲爱的

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亲爱的 你来啦

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警监 这是我的妻子Sharon

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真荣幸见到你

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我听说了很多你的事迹

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你也是

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你的丈夫是位大英雄

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要我说的话 今天他也应该和Boyle警探

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一起站在颁奖台上

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为什么

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因为他救了我一命

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他在打比方啦

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从那些文书工作里救了他

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被纸划伤会带来漫长的死亡

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不 我是说一个情绪失控的罪犯想要杀我时

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他把罪犯扑倒了

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不

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他怎么了

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你回到外勤队伍了吗

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噢 我给你惹麻烦了

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我觉得我

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有条短信

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滴滴

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来短信了

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我怎么没听你说过这事

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我以为我告诉你了

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还记不记得你看新闻时

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快睡着了 孩子们也都安然入睡了

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我说 很小声地说

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"宝贝 我回到外勤队伍了 你想吃点什么吗"

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你说 "啥"

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我说 "你想吃点什么吗"

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你说 "好啊"

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然后我就给你拿了块燕麦饼干

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还记得吗

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你真行啊 Terrance

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完了 她叫我Terrance

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我完了

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热辣辣的约会来咯

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注意了 大伙们

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我知道今晚是属于Boyle的

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但我们暂时先彻底忘掉那个

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来欣赏并从头到脚地评价她吧

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能去上厕所吗

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批准 三次中的第一次

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好好计划

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嘿

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再次恭喜你 兄弟

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我真的替你骄傲

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还戴着勋章呢

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是啊 我希望女人都对我刮目相看

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好吧

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很抱歉我不能一直待在这里

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我给Amy计划了糟糕的一晚

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首先要去商场的照相馆

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我们要拍张正式约会照

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拍张我们俩吹一个萨克斯管的照片

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晚餐要吃点带壳虾

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在一个便宜得吓人的海鲜馆里

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我还预订了一个少年合唱团

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给我们演唱

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*Santiago Santiago*

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*Santiago*

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*Santiago*

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*你太烂了*

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太棒了

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他们会半夜

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在时代广场对她唱歌

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她与五百个德国游客

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会一直回味那段记忆

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Jake 你知道为什么小男孩

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会在操场扯小女生的辫子吗

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因为辫子很容易抓

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简直就是在求被抓

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因为他们喜欢她们

303
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而那是吸引她们注意的唯一方法

304
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你这话什么意思

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00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,350
所有的调戏 精心安排的约会

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内心深处 你喜欢Amy

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就是"喜欢"那种喜欢

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好吧 完全是一派胡言

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你为今晚花了多少钱

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1400元 但都刷的信用卡

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所以是 未来2000年内每月还5块

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我不喜欢Amy

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你在一个玩笑上花了太多精力

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为什么不坐下

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和她敞开心扉谈谈呢

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好吧 Boyle

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你住在你前妻新男友的地下室里

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我才不要听你的建议

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哈

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我对我的住宿条件也感到羞愧

321
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Rosa 为什么你一个人站在这旧电话旁呢

322
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我在躲Boyle 还有他的"真话炸弹"

323
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有时候我担心自己会变得和你一样

324
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他一直在说想和我谈谈

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我怕他是要告诉我他爱我

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或者求婚啥的

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天啊

328
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搞得我有点想哭了

329
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他为我挡的子弹

330
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我没法对他刻薄

331
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,630
今天早上我花了28分钟

332
00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:09,430
看着他煮咖啡

333
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,870
但是我也不能让他会错意

334
00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:13,170
Holt警监和我说今晚不要让他被揍

335
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:16,170
我会让他离你远点

336
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,470
你看见Rosa了吗

337
00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:21,040
Rosa八年前就去世了

338
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走吧 我们去喝一杯

339
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打扰一下 大家

340
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Santiago和我将表演一段里的下等仓吉格舞

341
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而我们俩都绝对没有准备或者排练过

342
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好浪漫

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不 是尴尬

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女士

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- 开始转圈  - 我恨死你了

346
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把恨意转化为跳舞的激情吧

347
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,640
- Peralta  - Scully 你接手

348
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- 好啊  - 继续转

349
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- 什么事  - 一个线人打电话来了

350
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我们一直在追踪一个

351
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从拉瓜迪亚机场偷渡货物的团伙

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线人知道卸货的地点

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我需要你去那里监视

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长官 我正在约会

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没法重新安排时间

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00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,620
交了太多 太多不可退还的保证金

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我租了个小时计费的小老虎

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- 为了啥  - 完全不知道

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等待灵感到来

360
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,280
这事可没商量 赶紧去

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那好吧 但是我要把Santiago带去

362
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一旦工作结束 就接着约会

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亲爱的

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- 暂停  - 有工作

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谢天谢地

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Gina 接手

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不 就算可以治愈癌症也不行

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好吧

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00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,620
宝贝 对不起

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00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,190
但是警监的生命受到威胁

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我不得不这么做

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00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,460
这完全是一时冲动

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我想我能理解

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Sharon

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我得道歉

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00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:53,300
我想向你保证

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00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,640
让Jeffords警长重新出外勤的决定

378
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:58,140
并不是我们一时冲动的决定

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00:13:58,140 --> 00:14:01,130
已经执行了几个月了

380
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:04,420
Terry说才开始的

381
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:09,790
我想你们俩还是先把故事编圆了吧

382
00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:13,260
也许我还是别再和你老婆谈话了

383
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,980
说得对 警监

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00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,530
Sharon

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00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:21,670
我真是太高兴能脱掉那条裙子

386
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:23,130
穿着特别热

387
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:26,340
是啊 也许是因为裙子是棉花和塑料做的

388
00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:27,670
但是别担心

389
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,650
我们会抓住这些人

390
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,640
然后继续你人生最糟的约会

391
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,710
不是

392
00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:32,840
没什么能比我

393
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,810
和我阿姨的牙医的约会更糟的了

394
00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,110
你得尝一下这个

395
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:38,620
好吧

396
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:41,020
- 等一下 保持住  - 啊

397
00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:43,750
好吧 别想再吃甜品了

398
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:46,220
你最糟的约会是怎样的

399
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,730
我想有50个都差不多糟

400
00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:51,300
上次约会的女孩 我告诉她我是双子座的

401
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,960
她就狂哭不止

402
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,200
哇

403
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,370
那些人没关门

404
00:14:57,370 --> 00:14:59,240
我打赌从房顶上看视角更好

405
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:02,720
我打赌也不会闻起来像是老芝士

406
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,030
好吧 这也太伤人了

407
00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,640
- 去吗  - 走吧

408
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,380
我还有什么不知道的

409
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:08,410
你在制造冰毒

410
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:09,410
中 男主角背着妻子制毒

411
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,410
你是

412
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,050
你到底有多少个手机

413
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:14,270
抱歉 我必须得澄清一下我之前说的话

414
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:15,850
Jeffords警长说的是对的

415
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,450
他那晚重新执行外勤任务

416
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,070
是一个冲动的决定

417
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:22,490
他甚至没花时间上装备 所以

418
00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:23,490
- 什么  - 所以

419
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,060
你都没穿防弹衣

420
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,590
不是吧 天啊

421
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:28,770
我不该说的

422
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,270
我觉得我完全是帮倒忙

423
00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:32,600
等一下 我能补救 Ray

424
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,200
- 现在不是时候 Boyle  - 闭嘴

425
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:35,710
我想听他说

426
00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:37,110
- Boyle 我们还是别  - 闭嘴

427
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,910
真话时刻

428
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,240
我们爱你丈夫

429
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,240
他是个优秀的警察

430
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,310
我们会不惜一切保护他

431
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,780
你的手真的是太美了

432
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,750
你呢 你在做什么

433
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:48,890
骗你老婆

434
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,250
除非你想搬进

435
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,160
我前妻新男友的地下室和我住

436
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,620
最好拿出点男子气概

437
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,360
不要再向你这位美丽的妻子

438
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,480
隐瞒任何事了

439
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,800
说真的 你好漂亮啊

440
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,430
- 噢  - 如果他再骗你

441
00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:03,200
打给我

442
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,040
对不起 亲爱的

443
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,370
我只是不想你担心

444
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,070
宝贝 我永远都会担心你的

445
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,270
不过你觉得准备好了

446
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,780
那就回到外勤队伍去吧

447
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:15,010
但是 如果你再向我隐瞒什么的话

448
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,650
我就离开你 奔向这个虔诚的小个子

449
00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:19,540
去他那个前妻新男友的公寓

450
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:20,620
我知道你是开玩笑的

451
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,790
不过Hercules真是个很好的房东

452
00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:24,790
有时候 他们去度假了

453
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:26,380
还让我用热水浴缸

454
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,960
真不知道蝙蝠侠怎么办到的

455
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,500
站这里超级可怕啊

456
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:33,830
把望远镜拿出来吧

457
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:35,130
在我的监视包里

458
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:38,170
你监视包里98%都是坚果

459
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,450
我嘴巴闲不住嘛

460
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:40,800
而且坚果很健康啊

461
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:42,140
零脂肪

462
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:44,310
Jake 完全不是这么一回事

463
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:45,770
事实完全相反

464
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:49,450
啥 坚果小贩竟然骗我

465
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:53,520
好像有只鸽子从你车里飞出去了

466
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,150
是啊 车窗根本升不上去

467
00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:57,810
那车简直是废物

468
00:16:57,810 --> 00:17:00,720
为什么你如此珍视呢

469
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:03,190
你真想知道吗

470
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,860
那时我刚毕业两天 很紧张

471
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,260
见到一个人从酒店跑出来

472
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:08,300
手抓着很多钱

473
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:11,700
我就一路追他 跑了11个街区

474
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,870
最终抓到他 铐起来

475
00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:17,270
把他压在那辆车上

476
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:19,310
看到车窗里贴了个待售的标签

477
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:22,160
那是我人生中最美好的一天 我就把它买下了

478
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,650
然后就开始负债

479
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,870
一屁股的债

480
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:27,990
没错 你挺懂我的嘛

481
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,690
吃坚果吗

482
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:30,850
扔到我嘴巴里

483
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:33,080
预备好没

484
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,690
赞

485
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:38,030
你准备好没

486
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,070
你干嘛呢

487
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:45,980
要用鼻子来接吗

488
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,310
我知道了 我知道了

489
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:50,040
Holt打来的 加紧练习吧

490
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,380
好的

491
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,080
Peralta

492
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,440
噢 好消息 Peralta

493
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,540
有值夜班的人

494
00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:55,980
可以去接你们班

495
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:58,620
噢 还能赶上时代广场

496
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,490
呃

497
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,990
这样吧 警监 让救援队伍别来了

498
00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,360
我们已经在这了

499
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,080
我也很好奇等下会发生什么事

500
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,190
好吧 听你的

501
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:09,460
好的

502
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,130
Holt说什么

503
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:14,360
问问情况

504
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,450
你练得怎样啦 有进步吗

505
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,540
是的 看

506
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,030
- 数量是关键  - 看出来了

507
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,320
说真的 如果你赢了

508
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,950
你真打算毁了我的车吗

509
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:30,670
不 我原打算开一下

510
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,770
可以学学手动挡

511
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,460
不会吧

512
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:36,790
我会的 就像这样

513
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,600
不 不

514
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,270
喂

515
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:43,270
目标出现

516
00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:44,870
这次演什么好呢

517
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,070
跟着我做就行了

518
00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:48,810
戒指给我

519
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,210
再给我点坚果

520
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,780
我馋了

521
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:54,610
好啦 好啦 亲爱的

522
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:56,180
我去问他 高兴了吧

523
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,180
打扰一下 先生

524
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,350
我们现在有点忙

525
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,660
这样的 我女朋友 觉得我们迷路了

526
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,350
我们就是迷路了

527
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,230
- 他真是蠢到家了  - 蠢吗

528
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,160
你知道我们为什么大半夜站在这里吗 Susan

529
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,290
我是打算向你求婚的

530
00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:11,400
在我们相遇的地点 布鲁克林大桥

531
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,460
布鲁克林大桥

532
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:15,870
- 我们是在曼哈顿大桥相遇的  - 是吗 就这样吧

533
00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:18,420
跟这枚戒指以及它代表的一切说拜拜吧

534
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,340
你个混蛋

535
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,270
喂 别吵了

536
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:25,010
喂 别这么粗鲁地跟Susan说话

537
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:26,680
- 还有 趴下 警察  - 警察

538
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,210
你们被捕了

539
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,410
干得漂亮

540
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:30,820
你也是

541
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:33,050
我很难过你们是来抓我的

542
00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:36,430
可我想说 很高兴你们又和好了

543
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:42,330
嘿 我想和你谈谈

544
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:45,360
糟糕 要来了

545
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,430
还记得我帮你挡了子弹吗

546
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:48,830
好吧 来吧

547
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,200
我觉得你人很好

548
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,570
我不知道那是你

549
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,210
当我飞身挡子弹时

550
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,470
我不知道救的是谁

551
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,580
我就看到一支枪和一件警察背心

552
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,530
我本能地就扑过去了

553
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:01,780
你最近对我特别好

554
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,380
因为你觉得我不顾一切救了你

555
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:07,290
可我不过做了每个好警察都会做的事

556
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,850
终有一天 你愿意跟我约会时

557
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,160
那会因为我做了

558
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:15,160
只有Charles Boyle会做的事

559
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,870
呃 其实我是来拿外套的

560
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:24,800
就是 呃 就是 我看到了

561
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,650
就是那件 蓝色的 没错

562
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:31,370
昨晚的监视行动相当不错

563
00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:33,380
我很高兴尽管打了个荒谬的赌

564
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,060
你们依然合作无间

565
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,510
谢谢 我也觉得

566
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:39,100
还有我很感激你们谢绝了救援队伍

567
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,250
他们可不一定能逮捕成功

568
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,990
嗯 是啊

569
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:45,590
救援队伍

570
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:50,100
那么 真遗憾昨晚你钱包大出血了

571
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,430
糟糕约会单上能增加一项了吧

572
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,330
不 我记在精彩约会单上

573
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:58,600
因为我们抓到坏人了

574
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,180
你真贴心

575
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,710
当然 我是个成熟稳重的男人

576
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:04,210
Amy Santiago的包裹

577
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:05,380
是我

578
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,650
Jake Peralta给你寄来的快递 附言

579
00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:10,240
"感谢昨晚的陪伴"

580
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,130
噢 不 我忘了取消

581
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:15,340
- 取消什么  - 先生 你不用

582
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,500
好吧

583
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,690
好了 好了

584
00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:22,960
好了 别 别 别 别 别

585
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,030
好了 我来了 我来了

586
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:26,460
这颗子弹我来挡

587
00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:28,200
呃 Hitchcock 你干嘛呢

588
00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:30,860
我以为 我们都要 不是吗