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早啊 Scully 周末过得好吗

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噢 不错 我和Kelly去公园散步

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看着电视睡着了

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噢 看来跟Kelly过了个有趣的周末

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Kelly 是Scully的老婆还是他的狗

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呃 等等

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没人知道Sully老婆名字吗

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我猜Kelly是他的狗

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散步 就是跟狗做的事啊

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你也可以跟人散步啊

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日落黄昏时

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默默相对 就是一切

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弱爆了 到公园玩 肯定是狗

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我妻子经常带孩子到公园玩

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好吧 这样好了

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竞猜"老婆或狗"

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嘿 Scully

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你跟Kelly在公园玩什么呢

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就到处走走

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她不常到外面走走就坐立不安

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否则就会啰嗦不停

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Kelly最喜欢吃什么

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花生酱 直接从罐子里挖着吃

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那Kelly多大了

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噢 都上年纪了

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不过在这年纪算是利索的了

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要知道她一年前还被车撞了

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噢 太不幸了

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她是在街上追什么东西吗 还是

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不 就是帮我拿份报纸

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好吧 完全没有头绪

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Scully Kelly是你老婆还是狗啊

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你怎么能这样问

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我还是不知道是什么

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- 都有可能  - 无可奉告

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神烦警探 
第一季 第十四集

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好了 这是什么

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这呢

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长官 你在找眼镜吗

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我借来模仿你了

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效果特好

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Peralta 眼镜给我

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Peralta 眼镜还给我

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没问题

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行了 给我解释下这件类固醇案

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这是一次大规模行动

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也是全布鲁克林最大的黑市分销商之一

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核心是一家叫布鲁克林动起来的健身房

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我们调查的焦点是一个叫Brandon Jacoby的人

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因伤人罪在雷克岛监狱关了7年

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我们卧底了两周 渗入健身房内部

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我把这叫做"健身房无间道"

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我觉得如果有更多人渗入健身房的话 这个叫法会流行起来的

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我们认为Jacoby能带我们找到分销商

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可他只跟教练或者有肌肉的大块头聊天

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所以我们想让警长加入

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化名为Trent Carter

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私人教练 保镖

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宠物反斗城副经理

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经济环境不好 有什么办法

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你们先坐下

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Jeffords警长刚刚重回前线

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他的恐慌症又发作怎么办

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为什么每个人都那么担心警长呢

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他可在铁轨上救了你啊

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好吧 你的案子你做主

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如果出了什么岔子 全怪你

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相信我 警长会没事的

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要说有人会恐慌

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那也应该是Boyle

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就是

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等等 我为什么和你击掌呢

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因为你喜欢死击掌了

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我就是

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警监 我需要你帮个忙

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我的公寓昨晚被闯入了

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Gina 太糟糕了 你没事吧

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我没事 只是损失了很多宝贵的财物

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比如我祖母的珠宝 现金

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一条特别漂亮的晚装 印满了有魔力的眼睛

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你在联邦调查局或者中情局有熟人吗

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我没有其他可以求助的人了

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Gina 你就在警局工作啊

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你可以求助这里任何一个人

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你觉得这些废柴有用么

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他们是一群废柴

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他们不是废柴

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试试脚跟

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还是没感觉

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太酷了 真希望我也神经受损

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有些是废柴

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但是我会找那些非废柴来调查的

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你能叫Scully把图钉还给我吗

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我已经把它们装到危害品袋里

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扔进焚化炉了

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干得好

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警长 你准备好了吗

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时刻准备着

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虽然有段时间不是

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但是我现在回复到时刻准备的状态了

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太好了 乌木隼展翅翱翔了

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乌木隼

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他的羽毛是肌肉组成的

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咱们今晚在我家讨论策略吧

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我老婆加班 轮到我照看孩子

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但是你准备好了 是吧

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当然

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我只是要先给宝贝们讲睡前故事而已

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乌木隼要讲的故事

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没错

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Terry Jeffords重生了 来撞个胸

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你会后悔的 兄弟

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不 我真的想

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你每次都受伤

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我知道 但我已经燃烧起来了

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肾上腺素会帮我扛过去的

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来了

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大门上没有强行闯入的迹象

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不过窗户被撬开了

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你的窗户上没锁

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还是受害人的错了

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抱歉我没你那么有钱 百分之一的富小姐

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买个锁只要八块钱 你床罩还是毛的

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你怎么有这么多莱卡紧身衣

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还有你为什么需要整整八个抽屉的内衣

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因为我是个有品位的人

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少聊天 多干事

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我们需要你被偷财物的清单

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我已经给Holt警监了

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160元现金 一台电视

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一幅裸女骑狮的大油画

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一套约瑟夫高登莱维特的套娃

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哇哦

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自制的 独一无二

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一个一打开就会播放

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的音乐盒

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一个高仿名牌手拿包

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你就不能再买一个吗

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我不能 Silly Sue

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这个牌子停产了这个款式

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所以血汗工厂也不做这个高仿了

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你能估算一下所有被盗物品的价值吗

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情感上说 七亿

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有人在按门铃

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嗨 警长

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抱歉 家里比较乱

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嗨 Cagney 嗨 Lacey

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嘿 你的女儿跟我喜欢吃同一种麦片

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我刚讲完睡前故事

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该亲亲晚安了

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然后就开始干正事

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好嘞 亲亲晚安啦 姑娘们

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浑身蛮力内心柔软

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他就像是个超大号的肌肉版Ellen Degeneres

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爹地想让你们知道

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我很爱很爱你们

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晓得没 乖乖睡觉觉

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爹地永远不会离开你们的 好吗

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晚安 爹地

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天啊 完全理解他到底都经历过些什么了

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我担心起Terry了

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可不能让他有啥意外

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Jake 你哪儿去了

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这里

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噢

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这个印地安帐篷真美

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我们得用这个办公

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我们不能让Terry办这个案子

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啥 为什么

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听着 我以前以为他是个怪人

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才会发一年的疯 现在我懂了

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他有孩子 他要是受伤了她们该怎么办

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就得我照顾她们了

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或者是他老婆 亲戚 其他更成熟的朋友

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不过这想法有点意思

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你怎么突然就想到这些了

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不知道 大概是因为从没见过他孩子

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他从不带她们来警局

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因为到处都是枪和坏人

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要是你有顾虑 也许该和Terry谈谈

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不行 你也别去

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要是他发现我们担心他

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他会想太多然后吓坏的

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他会失去理智 然后发狂

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对啊 所以我才没有任何理智

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从未拥有就不会失去

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不会有意外

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你们在聊啥

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- 工作  - 国际贸易关税和税率

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工作

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呵

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那么

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健身房的事有啥计划

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要我说 慢慢来

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知道吗

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多策划策划

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多监测监测

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等个把月看看他们是不是会自投罗网

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我知道大家都担心我

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心理上是否做好了准备

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但是我保证我准备好了

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不管发生什么

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不管枪林弹雨

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我都会挺身而出

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保护你们

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不 不是那个意思 只是

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老实说 我不知道健身房里的人

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会不会相信你是个教练

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你办公桌坐了那么久

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有点小肚子了

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是吧 游泳圈出来啦

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你这里长的是骨头吗

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Jake 我保证 我好得很

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哦哟

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我要去把这长颈鹿摆我女儿中间

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她们都喜欢抱着它的头

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抱抱先生来啦

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抱抱先生来啦

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好 多谢

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鉴证部门对你公寓的分析报告来了

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看来他们发现了一束Mario Lopez的头发

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我在拍卖会上买了他一撮头发

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太棒了竟然是真的

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指纹怎么说

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指纹没有匹配

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你楼里也没人看到什么 我们遇到瓶颈了

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那接下来该干嘛呢

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我该另找个公寓吗

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买把手枪吗

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买把猎枪吗

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还是买把冲锋枪呢

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Gina 我们能做的都做了

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大部分私闯民宅的案子都是这个结果

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嗯 好吧

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这就是生活 我来记下你们警号

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我要写份正式的投诉信给你们警监

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为什么我收到了一份关于你们的投诉信

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我来回答

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因为你助理就是个恶魔

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警监 我们彻底调查了罪案现场 查了指纹

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探访了整栋楼的居民 我们按照规程做的

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"规程"不过是"按章程办事"的冠冕堂皇说法

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是的 那就是它的定义

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这是正义的陷落

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我会搞得你们噩梦连连

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你确定能举得起这个重量吗

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开什么玩笑

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我连续七年都是夏令营里最壮的小孩

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要不是那个怪胎Rebecca Lobelman的出现 就会是八连冠了

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开始吧

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来吧

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一个

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好了 结束

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干得不错 我可不想变得太壮

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两件事 首先这个健身房清洁政策相当不合格

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所以我制定了个新政策

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其次 我把饮水器的温度调低了2度

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还在等结果

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但是我看到很多人精神百倍

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另外Brandon Jacoby很快就要来了

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你竟然第三件才说这事

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我让他平常的教练放了天假

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告诉他Trent会替班

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是场有趣的交流

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根据我最新的云处理时间表系统

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你的教练不在 Trent会来替班

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我花了40分钟才摆出那个水壶金字塔

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这人是神经病

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知道怎么对付神经病吗

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无声策略 我们应该通过不接触他来引蛇出洞

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不

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时间拖越长我们的身份越容易暴露

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我来会会他

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行 但是记住

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你不是Terry 是Trent

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一个有血友病的教练 小心

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Trent还是个摒弃暴力的教友派信徒

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你是Trent吗

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是 黑哥们儿Trent 百里挑一的

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你今天想要先练什么

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举重

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抱歉先生 我能借用下这器材么

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我得看着我的一个朋友

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等等 这是最后一组了

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好

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两

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三

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快点行不行

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你还要练腿上的肌肉做什么

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你都有 一百岁了吧

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社会能接受你骑小电动的

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我忘了数到哪了

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一

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一

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你根本没想走 行了

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你别碰我

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我在新闻里看过

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- 你这是在网络霸凌我  - 嘘

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我要去找经理 你他妈离我远点

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不 你完全误会了 拜托不要

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靠

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嘿 你看见Terry了吗 我看丢他了

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他的孩子可能已经变成孤儿了

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无父有母的孤儿

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我肯定他没事

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我想现在更大的问题是 一位老先生刚刚来投诉了你

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说你想把他从器材上赶下去

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赤裸裸地对健身房规矩的践踏

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别这样

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虽然我们是朋友 但是你再这样做

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我就不得不取消你的会员资格了

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你以为你是谁啊

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- 我 我就是我啊  - 啥

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噢 警长 谢天谢地

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你去哪了 发生了什么事

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什么事也没有 Jacoby想去外面锻炼呼吸冲刺

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你知道 他脾气挺坏的 不过我觉得有进展了

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他问我借健身腰带 我拒绝了

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他表示尊重我的意愿

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关系进展别太快了 好吗

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别太急进了吓到他

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喔

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- 怎么样  - 很好

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好奇怪我之前从来没碰到过你

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你说你去哪个健身房比较多

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我没说过 布鲁克林大块头健身房

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啊

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我也去那里

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从来没听过有叫Trent的

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那我也不知道了 我经常去那儿

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真的吗 从什么时候开始的

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警察 双手举到头顶 天哪 你真壮

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你在干嘛 Peralta 你暴露了我的身份

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或者是救了你的命

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或者是你搞砸了调查

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还惹毛了一个高级警官

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我从你的声调中听出来了 是后一个

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我需要来杯午后咖啡

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你怎么了

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Gina昨晚来我家讨论案子了

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一边讨论一边玩了一晚我的面包机

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睡眠严重不足

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不过她黑麦面包做得真好

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松软味浓

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嗨 女士们

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既然你们向犯罪屈服

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我不得不雇了一个私家侦探来解决我的案子

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这是Leo Sporm

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私家侦探 烂透了

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丈夫出轨
裸照大王
Leo Sporm 私家侦探

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你怎么知道你丈夫是不是个杀人犯呢

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你不知道

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请找Leo

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Leo Sporm

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生意怎样

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你认识这货

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没人不认识他

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骗子中的毕加索

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我喜欢

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"搜索毕加索是谁"

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Sporm 出去 马上

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你暴露了我 老兄

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现在我要去进行一场没有证据的审讯

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还要让Jacoby把他的经销商供出来

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抱歉 我当时慌了

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根本没多想 都怪那些锻炼

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血液从大脑跑去三角肌了

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指出你的三角肌 Jake

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就在

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你根本没必要冲进去

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我能搞定的

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我的名字是什么

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Terry Jeffords

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我的名字是什么

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乌木隼

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乌木隼会做什么

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做好一切预防措施保证自己的安全

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把坏家伙送进监狱 坏女孩带到床上

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没错 真是如此

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不过现在乌木隼是一夫一妻制

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而且太累滚不动床单 所以他唯一的嗜好

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就是新鲜的水果酸奶冻

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Terry爱酸奶

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情况如何

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目前为止 Jacoby还没爆出任何料

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不过我觉得Terry开始有进展了

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我不会说的

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你现在就在说

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砰

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我已经进入你的大脑了

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警长在里面很安全

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所以审讯时间越长越好

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我们就能在他之前解决这个案子了

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跟我说说你在健身房设计那个预约时间的新系统

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这句话我等了好久啊

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跟我来

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感受云处理时间表的未来

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好吧

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我把所有教练的时间表

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放到一个在线共享日历里

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除了前台的黄瓜水

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这可能就是我迄今最伟大的成就了

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等等 这家伙是谁

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这上面说他是健身房的私人教练

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但是他没有固定的时间

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总是在最后一分钟预约

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总是在拳击场 而且总是在晚上

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看看他训练的是谁

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Brandon Jacoby

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这可能就是我们要找的经销商

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我们应该弄个假交易给这位Vladimir Rincic

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好吧 我们建立一个战术小队去健身房

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Jeffries警长就待在这里

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把Jacoby再审几个小时

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或者几年

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你确定不去告诉他吗

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我觉得瞒着他怪不好意思的

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别觉得这是瞒着他

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而是让他的孩子们拥有一个爸爸

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出发吧

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警探

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你们去哪

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去跟进那个类固醇的案子

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Jeffries警长不是在审嫌疑犯吗

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是 他负责审讯

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我们负责行动

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全队运作得顺利而且完美

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就像上了油润滑的时钟 再见

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你们觉得Gina为什么要雇那个私家侦探

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为了嘲笑我们

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她吓坏了

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她才没有

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恕我直言 长官 Gina她根本没有感情

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她说她看过最好的喜剧是

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那想想她最近的表现

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Gina昨晚去我家了

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我要买把冲锋枪吗

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我申请一位警官护送我上班

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花了好长时间才找到

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一个年轻的Kevin Costner型的

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她家已经不安全了

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如果有人闯进你的公寓

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而你不是警察 你不会害怕吗

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会

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看情况 我在家里藏了多少把枪

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一把都没

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我的刀还在吗 双节棍呢

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斧子呢

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这只是个假设性的问题

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我知道 可我想搞清楚

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我的飞镖还在吗

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好像变得不大对劲了

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好吧 我会害怕

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我们懂了

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什么样的女人会没有斧子傍身

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好了 一切准备就绪

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隐藏摄像头 无线话筒

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和守住所有出口的战术小分队

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我告诉Vladimir十点来这里见Vance Vandervaven

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也就是我

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告诉他我是来代替Jacoby的

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他来的时候我们要假装练拳

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酷 我大学的时候练过拳击

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他们为我专门创造了一个新的重量级

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在你面前的是当之无愧的泡沫量级冠军

466
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:15,080
嘿 Peralta Boyle

467
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,270
嗨 警长 很高兴你加入我们

468
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,870
我绝对有让Charles去通知你

469
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:21,870
你骗我

470
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:22,910
我知道你很生气

471
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,970
但是让我们坐下好好谈谈

472
00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:26,580
没得谈了

473
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,570
上场(跳舞)吧

474
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,640
好吧 但是我要警告你

475
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,410
我学了三年的踢踏舞

476
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:41,070
再一次 警长 很高兴见到你

477
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:43,480
纯粹好奇 你怎么知道这个行动的

478
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:46,780
我可是警局探长

479
00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:49,620
Holt告诉我的 你为什么要把我剔除在外

480
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:50,960
啥 怎么可能

481
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,160
Boyle 快过来站在我前面

482
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,510
告诉他这不可能

483
00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:56,320
嗷 我的幸运脸蛋

484
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,670
现在能告诉我了吗

485
00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,260
当然 如果你休假的话

486
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,700
我还没说完呢

487
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,830
如果你休假的话 你想做什么

488
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:06,970
我会去滑雪

489
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,300
好 现在我要动真格的了

490
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,140
刚才还不是真的 天啊

491
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,760
别 别打了 我是担心你

492
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,140
担心我什么

493
00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,720
担心你受伤

494
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,810
我不希望你的女儿没有爸爸

495
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,450
我知道那种感受 糟透了

496
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:19,750
我不希望发生在她们身上

497
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:21,480
你为什么不告诉我呢

498
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,280
我不想让你想太多

499
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,720
又害你恐慌症发作

500
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,550
好 我明白了

501
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,120
这一年确实非常难熬

502
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,970
不过我已经学会接受恐惧了 让我成为更好的警察

503
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,290
一号二号小分队已经就绪

504
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,920
还有30分钟坏蛋就来了

505
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,100
谢了 Boyle

506
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,670
"坏蛋"用得不错

507
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,870
和好吗

508
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,470
和好

509
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:44,240
还有

510
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,540
要是能有假期

511
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:47,810
我要去湖边旅游

512
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,140
有品位

513
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:51,740
你还不回去

514
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,880
你们了解我的 我最爱工作了

515
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,650
我没法离开工作

516
00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:59,620
大爱这些申请书 公司记录报告

517
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:03,020
还有给Holt的留言

518
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,730
我能想象得出你有多害怕

519
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,130
很抱歉没抓住犯人

520
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,800
是啊 多奇怪

521
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,470
为什么坏事总发生在好人身上呢

522
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,570
又有什么办法可以防止这种事情再次发生呢

523
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,070
我们可以 来吧 我们送你回家

524
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,510
真的吗

525
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,410
我们给大门装了第二道锁

526
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,480
还给你救生通道旁的窗子上了锁

527
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,750
还给你的灯都上了定时器

528
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:30,120
让我舒心多了

529
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,180
谢谢你们

530
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,350
作为感激的回报

531
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:36,560
我想送你们

532
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,560
这些

533
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,770
好极了

534
00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,360
最厉害的是你想吃多少都行

535
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,860
能屈能伸

536
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:50,940
喂

537
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:52,770
你是Vance Vandervaven吗

538
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:56,580
是我 我立刻过去

539
00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:57,830
真的让我上吗

540
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,910
我还有得选吗

541
00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:01,420
你下手那么重我手臂都不能动了

542
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:04,680
好了 该去抓坏人了

543
00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:06,120
能回归太好了

544
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,090
类固醇交易愉快 警长

545
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,460
你是个怪人 Jake

546
00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:10,660
是的

547
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,100
- 乌木隼出动了  - 不

548
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,230
乌木隼是无所畏惧的

549
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,500
他现在是乌木羚

550
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,400
足够勇敢去湖边喝水

551
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,510
足够聪明能逃离狮口

552
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:28,740
我手不能动 帮我挠下鼻子吧

553
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:31,110
- 小意思  - 嗯哼

554
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,450
好了 谢谢

555
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:36,310
早上好 警监

556
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,150
那么 Jeffries警长干得怎么样

557
00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:40,190
为什么每个人都担心警长

558
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,250
他可赞了

559
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:42,890
他成功交易 找出了供货商

560
00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,930
相当明智地没有超越自己的能力范围

561
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,320
我给你留了一个

562
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,460
还有一件让你高兴的事

563
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,300
他揍了我的脸好几下

564
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,800
的确让我很高兴

565
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,300
看来今天是真话日

566
00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:58,970
嘿 警长

567
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,310
得说一句

568
00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:02,580
我希望你能参与我以后的每一个案子

569
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,980
我不再为你担惊受怕了

570
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,290
不过我还是很怕你

571
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:08,400
谢谢 Jake

572
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,750
Peralta 差点忘了

573
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,050
我女儿们给你做了个卡片

574
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:14,590
谢谢你让我安全回家

575
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,390
噢

576
00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:18,830
她们真是有艺术细胞