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咱抓过杀人犯 扳倒过垄断企业

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但今天我们要面对的是纽约之极恶

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消防队

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消防队长Boone 又见面了

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Peralta警探 你拉链开了 我让你低头看了吧

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我没看 我穿的是短裤 没有拉链

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你妈妈可不是这么告诉你的

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你别胡说八道了

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我已攻入了你的思维

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准备受死吧

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蓝色52阵法 开球

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耶

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啊 啊 啊

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你不用每次都跳舞吧

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对啊 但我乐意每次都跳

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哇哦

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你们就这一种战术

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你把球传给Jeffords

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然后他跑过去得分

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我倒想看看你得一分啊

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好啊 马上就给你看

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马上拍你脸上给你看

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来 Terry

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我做到了 靠自己做到了

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我是世界之王

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神烦警探 
第一季 第十五集

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*咖啡加奶油 开始摇滚吧*

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- Peralta  - 啊 Holt警监

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你看上去很 难过 我看不出来

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你不是有个谋杀嫌犯要审么

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咱说话这会儿 他就在审讯室里

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坐着 我想 担心着呢

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我给他放了首歌 我觉得正好符合他现在的处境

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*有我呢(抓到你了) 宝贝儿*

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因为 你看啊

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你抓住他了 宝贝儿

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我懂你的文字游戏

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哦 我追了他三个月了

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我抓了他现行

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指纹 目击证人 他逃不掉了

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所以我要先吃完我的健康早餐

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就是这些水果卷夹着的小熊软糖

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这叫早餐玉米饼 但你说得对

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我为你的牙医难过

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哈 傻了吧 我根本没有牙医

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Jake Jake

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啊 肯定没好事儿

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重案组刚刚打来电话

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他们要接手你那谋杀案

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秃鹰已经在来的路上了

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不 这混蛋偷咱们的案子没个够吗

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上周他还从我和Rosa这儿抢走一个

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警察 停下

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你让我们跑了十层楼

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你完蛋了

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谢谢了 伙计们 我来接手

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别担心 我们能拖住他 你去让犯人认罪

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咱们排练过的 这不是演习

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每个人都清楚职责吗

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好的 行动吧

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破碎之羽 开始行动

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开始

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好了 Gus

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我没有多少时间

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我需要你全数签字认罪

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咱们有四分钟 一定能行的

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- 但我是清白的  - 听我说 Gus

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咱们能行的 兔崽子

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这是警局还是厕所啊

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满目皆是粪土啊

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哦 Pembroke警探

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哦不

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我不小心把咖啡都撒你身上了

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算你走运 这一擦就没

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这衣服是鲸鱼皮做的

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秃鹰仍在飞行 秃鹰仍在飞行

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嗨 Pembroke

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咱们去休息室谈个案子怎么样啊

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哦 什么案子

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那个你怎么就这么性感的案子啊

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老天爷欠我的

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案子结了

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我告诉过你了 我不认识那个人

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你在说谎 我们有你俩在一起的照片

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快点 我们只有三分钟

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你看上去就根本没在努力认罪嘛

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秃鹰来了

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咱们还需要点时间

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有没有人做点什么啊

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看我的 催泪瓦斯

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Scully Scully

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用我的衬衣包住你的脸

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凤凰从催泪瓦斯中涅盘

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嗨 Peralta

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我来接手了

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好吧 好吧

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我这就走

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带着这个全面签署的认罪书

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- 咱们做到了 Gus  - 哇啊

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怂了吧 秃鹰

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我杀了那人还有他邻居

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你丫来的太晚了

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哇哦 等会儿 你杀了他邻居

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Amy 看

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- 不错啊 你给它裱起来了  - 当然

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这是我们对秃鹰胜利的纪念

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人类历史上最浓墨重彩的一天啊

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抱歉催泪瓦斯让你看着就像

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捉鬼特工队最后那恶魔狗似的

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告诉我旅馆抢劫案的情况

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给为你编程的科学家一个有用的小提示

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大部分人类在谈话的开始会说"你好"

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普伦蒂斯旅馆的经理告诉我们

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不停有人闯入客房

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已经偷走了价值十万的珠宝

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我们马上过去

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- 随时向我汇报  - 再来一小提示

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再见

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它学会了

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怎么回事儿

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天啊 连续一个小时的录像 什么都没有

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我得承认 我很喜欢全面真空吸尘

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我有点强迫症

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什么 不可能 你才没有呢

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哎呀

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我不用理睬这个

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- 肯定的  - 我才不觉得难受

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我知道

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你看吧

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好了 开始吧

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我们有好消息 也有坏消息

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我奶奶总是说 先听坏消息

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因为那好的没准是假话

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有意思的是 她老是把我弄哭

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好消息是 我们设的圈套成功抓住了那欠债不还的人

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我是Bill Voss 我刚在信箱里发现了这个

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上面说我赢得了免费的巴哈马邮轮之旅

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祝贺你 Bill

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你因为信用欺诈有六张拘捕令

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哦天 不能等我从巴哈马回来吗

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我想去游轮旅行啊

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你不是特别聪明 是吧 Bill

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我知道你们现在都更想去酒吧

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喝点啤酒 吃点不同种类的薯条

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但咱们的比较统计数据明天早上就要交了

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所以逮捕信息今天就都要记录在案

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该死 我还有肚皮舞课要上呢

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今晚教埃及波动

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跳给我们看看

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- 好的  - 解散

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第一批逮捕材料搞定咯

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这儿才三份啊

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- 都过了一个小时了  - 是啊 我知道

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今天早晨不是很高效

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举个例子 有人在Boyle面前用了烤面包机

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不 不 不 不 不要啊 Tommy

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然后Boyle花了半小时教育他怎么做三明治

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我看今天的工作流程就是

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些许的凄凉 飞溅的悲哀

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让我出去

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我很担心

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比较统计数据明早九点就要交了

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但照这个速度 我们等到你的女儿们长大嫁人也做不完

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我或许有个办法

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我们要比较统计这个办公室

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什么是比较统计

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就是运用数据

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来找出社区里各种问题的易发点

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看 我这几年一直在记录

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这个办公室里的摩擦点

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红色区域里什么事儿都完不成

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如果我们能解决这些问题

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同时不让任何人知道我们在干嘛

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我们就能按时做完了

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你是说你想秘密地在你的朋友和同事

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身上开展科学实验

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以增进效率吗

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是

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有点意思 开始吧

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嘿 给我点花生 我馋了

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我得跟你说个事儿

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我可能要晋升去重案组

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他们通知我去面试了

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啥

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你要去给秃鹰打下手

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你忘了他多讨人厌吗

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弗拉基米尔普京系列吗

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正解 一条七十刀

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增的只有值

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我猜他现在是你最好的朋友了 Santiago

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重读"Iago" 你个小人

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莎士比亚作品 Iago是其中反派角色

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是什么鬼

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我说的是里面的那只鹦鹉

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我不是给秃鹰打下手

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我是要和他平起平坐 做数据分析

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这么说只是个逊毙的办公室活儿咯

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那就没啥了 你不会去的

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你太爱办案了

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这么着吧 我们去逮住这个嫌疑犯

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让你回想一下你多么热爱你的工作

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然后你就不会去那面试了

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我拿人格担保

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你上次拿人格担保是说你能灌篮

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我没说不能用梯子呀

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达成了吧

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上次那出还不是为了

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逗你笑 然后你笑了呀

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走起

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好 我已经解决了几个突出的问题

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我把烤面包机从休息室里移走了

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远离Boyle

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很好 这个红色区域是啥

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Diaz三角

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对 你知道Rosa发起火来是啥样

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今天是我的生日 我讨厌生日

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如果你祝我生日快乐

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我就揍你

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你真是个有趣的小姑娘 Diaz

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生日快乐

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不管啥时碰上"Diaz山"爆发

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整个警队都要躲开

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"Diaz山" 很幽默 不错

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你说 哪个房间和她办公桌只隔着一条过道

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厕所

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如果大家害怕经过她身边

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厕所休息时间就会降至最低

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嘿 Diaz 我只是要跟你确认一下这份文件里面的一些细节

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对 这家伙乱开空头支票

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是同一个人吗

231
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对 这上面的名字就是支票上的名字

232
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好了 谢谢

233
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懂了

234
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别这样

235
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烦死这些烂电脑了

236
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再往前一步你就跟这电脑一个下场

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警察

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天呐

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我们是纽约警察 先生

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你今天有发现什么反常的事吗

241
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没有

242
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谢谢你们关心

243
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等等

244
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这什么歌

245
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我家乡的民谣 哩夸拉七狗福尼亚

246
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- 你喜欢吗  - 莫名地喜欢耶

247
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瞧 Amy 办案欢乐多

248
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你会碰到来自全球各地的朋友

249
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这是首庆祝歌

250
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庆祝狗狗破处

251
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谁会去看啊

252
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当时我在抽烟 然后看到一个侍者

253
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脱下外套 扔进垃圾桶

254
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然后又进去了

255
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嗯 这挺反常

256
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对啊 所以才跟你们说

257
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看来我们得去翻垃圾了

258
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棒极了

259
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*跟我走 Amy 跟我去垃圾场*

260
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*我和Amy去翻垃圾*

261
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真不敢相信你居然会考虑要走

262
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这才是真正警察干的活 你明明很爱

263
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:52,750
记得有次你得把你的手

264
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,780
伸进一个女人的喉咙去取她的车钥匙吗

265
00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:57,820
你干嘛这么在乎我走不走

266
00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,790
因为秃鹰很讨厌啊

267
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那整个部门都很讨人厌

268
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他们抢别人的案子 品格低到不能再低

269
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那如果我转去其他部门呢

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那你就不会在乎了吗

271
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当然不了

272
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你想怎么着就怎么着 这是你的人生

273
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,340
找到外套了

274
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案子势头大好

275
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口袋里有收据

276
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- 取指纹  - 然后扫描发给Boyle

277
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好样的 你找到感觉咯

278
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这小偷的名字叫Bengamin Disanto

279
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这是他以前的入档照片

280
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他出奇的上镜耶

281
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很多罪犯都出奇的上镜

282
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他不在这工作

283
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,920
肯定是偷了件侍者的制服

284
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前台刚刚看见Disanto进了萨列里舞厅

285
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里面有什么活动

286
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希腊古物拍卖会

287
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我觉得应该是叫"古董"吧

288
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我替我搭档道歉 他没去过博物馆

289
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- 去过呢  - 蜡像馆不算

290
00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:47,390
那为啥管它叫"馆"

291
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名字里明明就有个"馆"字

292
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天呐 走吧

293
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进展的很顺利 长官

294
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我们已经从每小时十个案子进步到每小时快二十个了

295
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挺好的 不过我们能做的更好

296
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跟我说说"Boyle-Linetti"效应

297
00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:00,950
Boyle总是觉得太冷

298
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因为他有他称之为

299
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我已经被确诊为病态薄皮肤

300
00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:06,390
所以他老去失物招领处

301
00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:09,890
拿些丑爆了的衣服

302
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,360
Gina的部分就来了

303
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毛衣不错哦 Charles

304
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,900
你是要去出演阿尔巴尼亚版的了吗

305
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,940
Huxtable医生 Huxtable医生

306
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Boyle穿失物招领处的衣服时

307
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Gina的精力就全放吐槽上了

308
00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:28,510
这个也不能怪她

309
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或许咱该清空失物招领处的东西

310
00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:32,520
已经办妥了 长官

311
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老天爷 这衣服他哪弄来的

312
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:39,490
天呐 这下惨了 Boyle看上去跟个女同似的

313
00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:42,190
他准是从证物处还是哪弄来的

314
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别担心

315
00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:45,200
我有后备计划

316
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,900
我用镜子把她的注意力转开了

317
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,070
她就跟澳洲鹦鹉一样 长官

318
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被自己的倒影所吸引

319
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,610
你好啊 性感尤物

320
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你也是

321
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干得好

322
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希腊古物拍卖会

323
00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,940
下午好 先生 我是Peralta警探

324
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,430
这是"永远忠诚"警探

325
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,430
她名字随她爹"艾尔文忠诚"

326
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:10,020
我们在追捕一个小偷 他偷了价值上千的珠宝

327
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:13,190
我们认为他盯上了拍卖的买家 好对他们房里的东西下手

328
00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:15,860
我们已经叫了后援 但是我们现在就得行动

329
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:16,940
而且得低调行事	

330
00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:18,190
有什么我能做的吗

331
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,600
这儿人太多了

332
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,960
我得找个高点的地方

333
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,870
有办法能把我弄台上去吗

334
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,670
你上去我们的身份就暴露了

335
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:25,970
看你这格格不入的样儿

336
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对哦

337
00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:30,610
Irwin 您想得到第一个

338
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,780
在Amy Santiago面前脱衣服的男人的殊荣吗

339
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,510
够了

340
00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:40,120
来吧

341
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,650
大家好

342
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:43,290
我是Roger"敲得棒"

343
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,720
我是您今晚的特邀拍卖商

344
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,290
这么多脸要看呀

345
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,330
我赢了一个广播比赛

346
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,980
很高兴今晚能来这

347
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,300
卖你们这些又老又酷炫的希腊玩意儿

348
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:58,400
第一件拍卖物品是编号344

349
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这是一个旧"花瓶"或者"装饰瓶"如果你硬要装逼

350
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:06,640
制造的时间是公元 5年

351
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描述了经典的希腊寓言

352
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:13,610
有羊腿的男孩遇见女孩的故事

353
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:16,520
后面呢 有一堆麦子

354
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,940
那么咱以底价十刀开始拍卖

355
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,490
看来是开太低了

356
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,300
我们成功了 长官

357
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,070
如果继续这样下去

358
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:28,610
我觉得我们能按时完成

359
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:29,860
我觉得我们要再继续

360
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:32,430
让部门更加高效

361
00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:35,500
长官 你听过伊卡洛斯的故事吗

362
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,070
他不懂何时该知足

363
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:38,970
他飞得离太阳太近

364
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,870
蜡制的翅膀融化了 然后因此丧命

365
00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:44,070
你知道吗

366
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,180
一个人运用统计和逻辑学知识

367
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,780
赢得了数场棒球比赛的故事

368
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,010
那是我最喜欢的电影

369
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:51,130
统计分析

370
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,650
实在是太美了

371
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:57,890
这间办公室正在成长为文书工作的动力室

372
00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:59,720
我的确是翱翔高空 警长

373
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,830
但我永不坠落

374
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:06,600
出价85 有人出价90吗

375
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,630
第4桌露脸的那位男士出价90

376
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,070
这太胡闹了 你完全不知道自己在做什么

377
00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,040
- 亚当桑德勒  - 没错 是我

378
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,010
我收集古物 我是个严肃的人

379
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,810
我正在创作一个关于俄国革命的电影

380
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:22,750
真的吗 凯文詹姆斯在里面演什么

381
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,320
呵呵 这可是个历史正剧

382
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,420
- 托洛茨基  - 啊 果然这样

383
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,590
但是他有个从不穿胸罩的妻子

384
00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:31,490
我想你们会喜欢的

385
00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:32,860
顺便谢谢你穿得这么正式

386
00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:34,120
好了 再回到盘子上来

387
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,330
我觉它有很多用途

388
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,930
新品登场 要是我把袜子塞到这傻瓜嘴里

389
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:41,290
- 你们出价多少  - 我出价

390
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:42,840
橄榄球界的传奇Joe Theismann刚出价一千块

391
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,870
就为了把袜子塞到我嘴里吗

392
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:47,450
- 说得对  - 好的 但是竞价可以再高一些

393
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:48,870
说正经的 回到这色情盘上来

394
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,510
嗯 一千二百块 嘴里塞袜子

395
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:53,550
好了 这傻瓜嘴里要被塞袜子了

396
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:55,580
我想说要是一千三就更好了

397
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,850
一千三

398
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,400
Joe Theismann势在必得啊

399
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,950
- 有人出价一千三  - 两万五起价

400
00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:01,350
一千三一次 一千三两次

401
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,420
成交 拍给了Joey Theismann

402
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,430
恭喜 你嘴里要来个袜子了

403
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,790
成交价一千三 买主是Joe Theismann

404
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,360
我能亲自往他嘴里塞吗

405
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,560
我会额外加钱

406
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,350
当然可以 因为我刚把我的拍品卖给了

407
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,600
18号桌穿灰色衬衫的那位男士

408
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,670
纽约警局 你被捕了

409
00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:18,740
往你那边逃了

410
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:27,910
抓到你了

411
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,420
我的腿 我的腿

412
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:33,490
你弄伤了我另一条腿

413
00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:36,120
拍卖本该是一个安全的活动啊

414
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,120
这儿没什么好看的

415
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,790
除了那段骨头 从腿上穿出来了

416
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,130
Joe 我都拍下来了

417
00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:44,930
多精彩的一天啊

418
00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:46,900
遇见了亚当桑德勒 弄断了Joe Theismann的腿

419
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,770
漂亮地合力解决了一件案子

420
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:49,870
耶 好日子

421
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,040
绝对是

422
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,020
我请你喝一杯

423
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:54,110
Jake 我还是会去那个面试

424
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,910
什么

425
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,640
不要啊

426
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,880
别这么做

427
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,550
我们还得去入档犯人呢

428
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:01,450
你可喜欢把犯人归档了

429
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:05,080
除了整理邮件跟换厕所卷纸之外 这可是你的最爱了

430
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,490
但是那份工作对我而言是个绝佳的机遇

431
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:09,960
好 随便吧 你知道吗

432
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,820
你真是一个差劲的搭档

433
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,760
你竟然去给敌人卖命

434
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,800
从今往后 我要叫你"猎豹"

435
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,900
和秃鹰一样 都是吃别人吃剩下的腐肉

436
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,160
不过我有点后悔 因为听着太酷了

437
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,800
跟我走 珠宝大盗

438
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,200
你现在是我唯一的朋友

439
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,050
Scully 你在我位置上干什么

440
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:31,970
而且还在工作

441
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,250
今天到底怎么了啊

442
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,650
警监让我坐这儿的

443
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:37,010
他说我在Hitchcock旁边就是浪费时间

444
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,510
好吧 去休息室工作吧

445
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,090
你好 Peralta

446
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,120
啊 这才是人类打招呼的方式 干得好

447
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,130
案子有要汇报的吗

448
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,460
好吧 你会喜欢的

449
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,830
我们抓到了那个大盗

450
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:53,170
为表庆祝 Santiago打算去重案组面试一份工作

451
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:54,300
你能相信吗

452
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,240
- 能 她昨天告诉过我  - 什么

453
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,200
你为什么不劝她别去

454
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,780
你要你开口 她绝对点头同意

455
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,520
顺带一提 用这法子耍她也绝对行得通

456
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,790
如果你有那心思耍她

457
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,830
Santiago期望未来能当上警监

458
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,180
我知道 是因为我经常撞见她

459
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:09,250
带着我的帽子 照镜子看

460
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,250
解散

461
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:16,040
我支持她的决定

462
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,290
一个像样的警察就该这么做

463
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:21,430
任何情况下 都会相互支持

464
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:30,470
好了 接下来是你没交款的停车罚单

465
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:33,300
老兄 伙计 着火了

466
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,340
哦 天哪 着火了

467
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:36,740
啊 嘿 火啊

468
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,580
我 我来了 好了

469
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,820
上啊 上啊 Boyle

470
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,250
Scully 怎么会着火

471
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,550
我不知道那儿有个烤面包机

472
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:46,890
为什么烤面包机会在那儿

473
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,290
- 呃哦  - 啊

474
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,320
我的穗子啊

475
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,290
我美丽的穗子

476
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,920
Boyle着火了

477
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:55,260
伊卡洛斯

478
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,400
灭火器空了 蠢货们

479
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,310
啊

480
00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:05,870
到绘图板前来一下

481
00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:08,980
长官 我求求你了 拜托 我们得收手了

482
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,380
Bolye还在那里冒火星呢

483
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:13,060
漏洞在于 我们没有吧Peralta算进来

484
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,450
在我们的下一次实验里

485
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,750
你们好啊 小子们 欢迎来到你们的办公室

486
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,790
我听见你们在努力让辖区工作更高效

487
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,680
Gina 你坐在警监的椅子上干嘛

488
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,230
等等 我采纳各种增效的谏言

489
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:31,200
我把问题缩小到了一点上

490
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,770
Holt-Jeffords漩涡

491
00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,800
要是你们 少实验 多实事

492
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,400
工作进度就会提上去了

493
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:41,440
不止我一个人这么想哦

494
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,280
你毁了我的穗子

495
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,980
你觉得我有易怒的毛病

496
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:49,280
才没有 你们两个在我眼里就是死人

497
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,950
好吧 我猜想可能我们在

498
00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:54,900
追求效率上有点过于热情了

499
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,540
真的吗 有点 伊卡洛斯

500
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:00,330
好吧 我懂了

501
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,600
我和Jeffords马上就去工作

502
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,260
太好了 就这么办了 谢谢

503
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,800
赶紧从我椅子上滚下来

504
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,750
遵命 这一点我的确有点过分了

505
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,750
好了 回见

506
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,640
哈 Santiago

507
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,940
在你走之前 我有话要说

508
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,540
我很抱歉之前说你是个糟糕的搭档

509
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,210
我才是那个糟糕的人

510
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,970
现实是 我们的工作并不是一直顺风顺水

511
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,250
有时也会很糟糕

512
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,870
但是 和你搭配 干活不累

513
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,990
所以你说要走的时候

514
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:31,720
我就慌了 做了那样的蠢事

515
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,860
我应该更加支持你的选择

516
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,330
你是一个好警探

517
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:37,000
有你是我们的福分呐

518
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,300
事实上 你要是觉得有用

519
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,670
这儿有我给你写的推荐信

520
00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:44,180
不过多嘴一句 这满篇都是拼写错误

521
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,910
包括"推荐"这个词

522
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,450
我不说你也懂的

523
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,360
一个单词里面不可能有四个"M"吧

524
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,270
我已经拒绝那份工作了

525
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:53,450
你认真的

526
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:56,020
最后你还是对的 我不想做文书工作

527
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:59,350
我很喜欢我现在的工作

528
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,620
啊

529
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,620
但是 谢谢你对我的认可

530
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,720
才不是 我收回刚才说的话

531
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,260
嗯哼 你说了我是个好警探

532
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:09,330
你是个好人呐

533
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,700
真是我的噩梦

534
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,300
看哪 看哪

535
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,610
我就说看到你又大又白的屁股拱来拱去了

536
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:18,590
至于你 Santiago 现在彻底暴露你的愚蠢本性了吧

537
00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:20,580
他们就是粉色的一种 叫做"撸色"(失败者)

538
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,340
好了 大家都淡定

539
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:24,380
没道理我们不能做朋友啊

540
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:26,730
你看 我给你带了份和平的献礼

541
00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:28,800
快跑

542
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,960
呃哦