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哇 这绷带是怎么回事

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我扭伤了手腕

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不会吧 出什么事了

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别担心 我没事

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是啊 受不了你 Amy

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少管闲事

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别烦人家了

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好了 大家都聚过来

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快点来 快点来

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他不说到底发生了什么

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只可能意味着一件事

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- 他参加了搏击俱乐部  - 不是

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他做了一件让自己很尴尬的事 比如说微笑

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问题就在于 你怎么能微笑到伤了手

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可能是运动损伤

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我在大学的时候打曲棍球就扭伤了手腕

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- 男子曲棍球吗  - 是啊

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比女子比赛激烈得多

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还不允许我们穿任何防具保护胸部

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全体注意 我在办公室就能听到你们

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对我受伤原因的各种猜想

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我是被不平整的人行道绊倒了

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我不认为这和你们的工作有关

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你们这群工作时间八卦的闲人

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快去干活

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你想知道我手腕受伤的真相吗

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想

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我在玩呼啦圈

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Kevin和我为了健身和娱乐参加了课程

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我的亲娘啊

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我完全掌握了所有动作

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扔比萨式

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龙卷风式

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蝎子式 随便乱转式

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你为什么要告诉我

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因为没人会相信你

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不 不

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你这个杀千刀的混蛋

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神烦警探 第一季 第二十一集

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瞧一瞧 看一看

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是谁有三根拇指而且又抓了一个犯人

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正是在下

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如果你不伸大拇指就没效果了

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谢谢配合

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一个月解决23个案件 辖区新记录诞生

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太好了

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谢谢 谢谢大家

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一起跳吧 Jakey

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哈 不要 我绝不会跟着这歌跳舞

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- 好样的 Jakey  - 喔

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扔的是图钉吗 搞什么鬼 Scully

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我以为这能当五彩纸屑用

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为什么

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这个记录是建立在辛苦工作和无数次熬夜上的

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周末去歇歇吧 Peralta

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谢谢

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也许我真会去休息呢

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我睡眠严重不足 而且好久没洗衣服了

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- 干得好  - 噢

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真体贴

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嘿

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这包是怎么回事

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你要和你妈参加1913年的旅行吗

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这个包很洋气好吗

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Teddy和我周末要去伯克郡

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噢 去参加警察大会吗

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不是 就是个浪漫假期

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喔

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- 太棒了  - 我知道

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我们的关系准备更进一步了

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你周末打算干什么

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与伯克郡方向相反

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工作郡 周末两天都加班

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打击罪犯嘛

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我以为你周末要去洗衣服呢

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罪犯会在周末停下来洗衣服吗 Scully

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不会 对不起

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等会儿打给你 拜

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- 干啥呢  - 找纸巾

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- 你在这里干什么  - 和Vivian打电话

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我们还在讨论到底要不要搬去加拿大

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太糟了

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谢天谢地这没影响我们洗鸳鸯浴的频率

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依旧很低吗

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高得不行

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工作时间打电话太困难了

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完全找不到私人空间

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屋顶冷死了 固定电话又被罪犯占满了

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他们的情感建议烂死了

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总是让我对Vivian说"婊子 好好过你的日子"

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我试过了 她不太喜欢

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我帮你吧

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啊

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举起手来 警察

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嘿 别 别 别

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是我 Teddy 你男友

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- 噢 男友  - 没错

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能放开我的手吗

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噢 对不起

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身手不错

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谢谢

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你来这里做什么

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我就想在周末前来看看你

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噢 肉麻死了

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这周末有什么事

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我们在伯克郡租了个小屋

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准备一起去上情侣厨艺课

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那里还有个很棒的旧货市场

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听起来你们计划了一个很好的拉拉周末

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现在我的问题是 你明天下午能回来吗

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因为你答应了Holt要帮他组织社区外展会议

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是这个周末吗

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我完全忘了

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我怎么会被警监说服呢

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抱歉 大伙

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你们有谁愿意

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我 我愿意

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无论何时何地 我都愿意

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惨了 我该怎么办

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没事 我们能改天再去

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虽然定金是要不回来了 但是

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或者 你可以和Holt警监撒个谎

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这就是我应对所有事的政策 百试不爽

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我不会撒谎的

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我就告诉警监我犯了个错 他会理解的

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好吧

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如果你要撒谎 牙医急诊是最好的借口

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说三胞胎夭折了一个也行

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这个理由还可以用两次

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我太机智了

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好消息 警长

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我想好了这周末我们要做什么了

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我要和我家人一起度过

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我们要办一个华丽的茶会

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我是餐巾折纸之王

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噢 真不错

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我以为你周末会休息

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没有 我决定花这周末让事情更进一步

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我说工作方面

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我找到我们的一个老案子

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所有人都愚昧地相信这个案子是不可能破的

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52ABX-32QJ号案件

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Jake 52ABX-32QJ号案件是破不了的

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或者52ABX-32QJ案件

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正等待着某人去破呢

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52ABX-32QJ号案件是什么案子

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52ABX 我们得找个简称才行

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总之 就是警长和我大概八年前调查的一个老案子

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这个叫Nate Dexter的男人在一场船只爆炸案中被杀了

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无目击证人 无线索 证据少得可怜

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这案子差点把我们逼疯了

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是的 但我正保持着连续破案记录

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而且现在的我们今非昔比了

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我们更聪明了 电脑更快了 百视达破产了

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无人机都有了

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我觉得就是现在了

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- 真诡异  - 是吗

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但是 也挺有说服力的

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噢 他站起来了

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我一直都想解决那个案子

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那就想想当我们终于做到的时候会有多爽吧

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你人生中最好的时刻是什么

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我婚礼那天

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和我孩子的生日并列第一

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和这个相比 那些记忆都会显得很垃圾

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你不明白你自己在说什么

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因为我没结婚而且没小孩 啥也不懂

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好的

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好了 这里是我们知道的

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Nate Dexter是个惹怒了某人的三流骗子

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他们趁他在船上的时候炸了他的船

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而且没留下任何证据 除了这个焦掉的手指

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和Nate熔化的躯干

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天哪 我有种似曾相识的熟悉感

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凶手没留下任何证据 除了这个焦掉的手指

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和Nate熔化的躯干

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所以换句话来说就是什么都没变

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除了我们的态度

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所以 从Decter去码头前最后一个被看见的地方开始吧

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他的公寓

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我告诉你 警长 我有很好的预感

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噢 不

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看来他的楼被拆了

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我知道这看起来像个坏消息 但从好的一面看

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过程越艰辛 成就感越大

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不 这就是个纯粹的坏消息

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你才是坏消息

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- 什么 - 什么

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我是说对于坏人来说你可是个坏消息

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因为你是个一流的警察

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莓子越黑 莓汁越甜

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- 什么  - 什么

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来破案吧

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嘿

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我们得告诉Charles关于巴比伦的事

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他需要一个私人的地方来跟Vivian说话

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什么 不 巴比伦是我们的秘密基地

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这是我生活中最好的东西了 我的生活可是很充实的

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你知道我认识Papa John吗 那个Papa John

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你被人骗了

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我们不能告诉Charles

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他根本守不住秘密

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我不应该告诉你的

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但是我还是要说 待会有个给你的惊喜派对

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听着 要么我们告诉Charles巴比伦的事

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要么我把你的午睡毯撕成碎片

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不要啊 我爱小狼 好吧 你赢了

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告诉Charles吧

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抱紧我 小狼

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抱紧我

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好了 小囚犯

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关于Nate Dexter的谋杀案你知道些什么

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听着 我要说的

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八年前都说过了

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我根本不知道任何关于Nate Dexter的事

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而且就算我知道

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我吃过最好的法式土司

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是和Lindsay市长的狗一起吃的

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他很老了 已经老糊涂了

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我们在取得进展啦

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好啊 警监 我的老朋友

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电影主题曲 Paul Simon的 原歌词为"黑暗 我的老朋友 我又来和你交谈"

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我又来和你来

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交谈

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我被歌词洗脑了

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Santiago 有什么事吗

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我想和你谈谈这周末的事

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噢 是的 我很开心你会去

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监督这个试听演讲

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上一次并不是 很成功

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下一张图将展示过去一个月犯罪率的下降

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我一不小心把东西都删了

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我真的很抱歉 但是我明天大概去不了了

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怎么了

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牙科急诊

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我要去拔智齿

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哇 那你一定很痛

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是啊 痛了好几天了

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我完全不知道你在承受着痛苦

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没人知道

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我是一块岩石 我是一座孤岛

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我又被歌词给洗脑了

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好了

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那就是全部了

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什么 还有Frank Williams呢

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他在医务室

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被狠狠修理了一顿 多处内出血

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太棒了

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我不是指内出血

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那个听起来太恐怖了

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但我赌如果我们答应让他转监狱

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离开现在这个杀戮大道

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他一定会开口的

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好主意 看样子我们撞大运了

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嘿 顺便记一下

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"杀戮大道"

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对于我的首张嘻哈唱片来说是个好名字呀

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- 强烈反对  - 好吧

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你们能不能告诉我这是要去哪儿

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嘿 你们俩

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噢 天哪 你们要揍我是吗

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欢迎来到巴比伦

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这是我们的秘密厕所

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这儿好美啊

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从前这是一个交通警队

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这里是警监的厕所 我很早发现的

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她大概一年前告诉我的

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就是我在那场下水道的狂欢中得了肠胃炎的时候

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不过还是个有趣的夜晚

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我们花了很大力气把这地方弄好

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看

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奇怪的水晶

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还有薰衣草香蜡烛

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斑马皮的小地毯 连厕纸都是三层的

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哇

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简直是屁股的至尊享受

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更重要的是

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这里的信号也很好

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我们想 你需要的时候可以在这里给Vivian打电话

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但你必须保证不会告诉任何人有关这里的事

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我拉钩保证

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不够可信

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- 缔结血的契约吧  - 嗷

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好了 Frank 我们来回忆一下 好吗

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你脚滑了摔在一把刀上

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起来之后又倒在背后的另一把刀上

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然后终于最后一把刀

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从天花板上掉下来刺进你身体

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我来冒险推测一下

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你这是刀伤啊

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你们想要什么

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我们想和你做笔交易

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你知道任何关于Nate Dexter的谋杀案的信息吗

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可能吧

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我知道的话会有什么好处

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换牢房怎么样

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换个少点刀具的牢房

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好吧

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我不确定

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但我觉得Dexter欠了Sam Bunsen的钱

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看 新线索

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八年来第一条线索

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你是对的

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*噢 杀戮大道*

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- *最可怕的街道*  - 别这样

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*如果你要混黑道 先让我来捅几刀*

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Santiago 你牙齿怎么样了

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噢

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牙科急诊

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对啊 就是这事

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还很疼 但我能忍到明天

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如果你真的痛成这样 最好不要再忍了

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我小叔子在五州地区是个很厉害的牙医

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那真是比三州地区的好多了啊

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他同意让你今晚六点过去给你看看

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当是给我和Kevin一个人情

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哇 今晚啊

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谢谢

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但是不行啊

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要是打了麻醉药

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我就不能开车回家了

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还是明天去吧 Teddy能载我

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这不是理由

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我亲自接送你

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太好了 不能再好

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真是好人啊

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绝顶好上司啊

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嗨 警长

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联邦数据库里没有Sam Bunsen的记录

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- 你查到什么吗  - 坏消息

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我只找到他老婆 而且她已经八年没他消息了

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- 这听起来不乐观  - 对

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所以我就说是坏消息嘛

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本人说话向来主题明确

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我猜Bunsen夫人在说谎 她知道她老公在哪

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我已经给她挺多压力了

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她说她愿意做测谎测试

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好 那我们就用测谎器

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测谎器版真心话大冒险啊

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不 Boyle 上次我们那么做

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最后你告诉大家 你曾经爱上过美女与野兽里面的茶壶

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她被画得很可爱啊

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好了 小靓仔 在哪

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什么在哪

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秘密洗手间

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秘密什么 哪儿的洗手间

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好了 警监 马上到

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别说谎

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我们一直盯着你

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11点18分 Rosa叫你跟着她 然后你们一起离开了

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11点31分 你们带着薰衣草香回来

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你喝了整天的甘菊茶

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但一次都没进过男厕

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你们什么时候变成神探了

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就在听到秘密厕所的时候

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告诉我们在哪

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说

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好了 请再说一遍你的名字

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真的还要再来一次吗

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都第五次了

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说谎 才第四次而已

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不是吗

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我的错 你继续

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我是Sophia Bunsen 我八年没跟我老公联系了

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这是Nate Dexter 他是我老公的朋友

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我不知道他死了

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你们说是我老公杀了他

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但我保证不是

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行 好了

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但不够好 再来一次

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Jake 你在干嘛

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她五次测试都通过了

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可能她和这个家伙

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串通好了

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你们有串通吗

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你们有串通吗

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Jake 够了 兄弟

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我们有了线索 现在线索断了

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- 这很正常  - 不

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如果不是她 也不是他的话

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虽然我还是不敢相信

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那只能是机器了

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帮我弄线 长官

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我要帮它做个真相检验

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谢谢你 Marty

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不用 Ray 一家人嘛

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我们都听不懂你在说什么

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肉眼检验不出很严重的炎症

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照X光应该会比较清楚

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来看看表面之下藏了些什么

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停

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Santiago

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我

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天啊

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我忘了答应过帮你

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然后跟男友计划好去伯克郡酒店度假

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噢

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等等

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所以你是为了翘班说谎

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对

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虽然我说谎 但是我的牙齿很好

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没人能把它抢走

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你有没有听过"过分清洁"

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不是吧

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你过度的清洁损害了

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你的牙釉质和大部分的胶质

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你有七颗龋齿

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我只能说 你活该

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Charles

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你脑子有问题啊

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居然告诉了Hitchcock和Scully

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不 这不是真的

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是的 正如你所见

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他们很可怕

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就像人猿星球里面

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那些猴子讲话的画面

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听着 我很抱歉

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你们让我去你们的私密处

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- 真恶心  - 我搞砸了 我会处理好的

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没事 Charles 不用

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没事才怪呢 巴比伦要沦陷了

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Charles背叛了我们 我要他得到报应

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Gina 够了

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Boyle需要个洗手间 我们告诉了他

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就像你需要的时候 我告诉了你一样

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随他去吧 他救过我

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而且他很可怜

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他的生活现在一团糟

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是啊 谢谢 Rosa

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我都说了这机器坏了

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问我一个问题

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Jay Z真的是你最喜欢的艺人吗

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当然是

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说谎

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- 看到没 它坏了  - 是吗

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还是你最喜欢的艺人其实是Taylor Swift

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不是

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- 说谎  - 好吧 我承认

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是她

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她很触动我

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她能触动所有人

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你看 这个机器运作良好

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你为什么要对这个案子这么执着

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我想要做我们最难的案子

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为什么

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因为如果解决了这个会很棒

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因为一个真男人不会逃避挑战

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人们会在西班牙躲开牛吗

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是啊 这就是斗牛的意义所在

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真的吗 有点怂诶

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我不知道你为什么想把整个周末浪费在工作上

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但是我要回家和我的家人在一起

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明天见 Jake

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好吧 抛弃我

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我也不想你在这

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你撒谎了

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别拆穿啊 兄弟

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我提前一个小时到了 最好有好消息

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我的个天哪

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你怎么了

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我自打上一次见你后 已经很久很久没睡了

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而且 我觉得我产生幻觉了

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因为我很确定我刚刚听见你的二头肌在嘲笑我

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不 这很有可能

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我的二头肌嘲笑过很多人

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那我就放心了

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我重新看了笔录 然后发现了这个

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Sophia没有撒谎

469
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,260
她不知道是谁杀了Nate Dexter

470
00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:56,340
但是 她知道更好的事

471
00:16:56,340 --> 00:17:00,070
跟我来

472
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:02,730
- Jake  - 嗯

473
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,240
人们通常会在说完这句话后开始动身带路

474
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,610
没错 我刚刚睡着了

475
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,350
抱歉

476
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:10,120
跟我来

477
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,120
好了 啊

478
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,620
准备好了吗 知道我要说什么吗

479
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:19,160
Terry Jeffords 请允许我向你介绍

480
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:23,590
我们谋杀案的受害者 未死的Nate Dexter

481
00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:25,260
这是怎么回事

482
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,230
对吧

483
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:28,320
Sophia没有撒谎

484
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,170
我只是没问对问题

485
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,880
她都八年没见过她老公了

486
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,670
但是还确信他没杀Dexter

487
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:37,670
这就提醒了我 没有人杀了他

488
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,180
Nate 说说你怎么活过来了

489
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,250
我根本没死啊

490
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,520
那我们找到的被熔化的尸体是谁

491
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,440
Sophia的老公

492
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,320
没错

493
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,390
Sophia和Dexter有婚外情

494
00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:53,860
她老公发现了 Nate杀了他

495
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,300
我在告诉我朋友你是怎么杀死那个人的

496
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,390
那是为了爱

497
00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:59,000
很酷的动机 但还是谋杀

498
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000
你还记得那截断指吗

499
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,010
瞧瞧这个 Nate

500
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,970
给我们看你的手

501
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,000
哈哈 对了吧

502
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,060
自己切了手指 多悲催啊

503
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:13,510
总之 我问了所有线人是否和一个九根手指的男人做过交易

504
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,490
不可能解决的案子 就这样解决了

505
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:17,250
哇噢

506
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,950
你想要告诉我们什么

507
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:21,650
我让Hitchcock和Scully

508
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:24,290
保证以后不再用我们的洗手间

509
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,260
你怎么做到的

510
00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:27,660
Donald和我叫它"交易的艺术"

511
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,360
你想要回你们的洗手间 好吧

512
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,380
我想要你的椅子 我的椅子和我屁股一个味

513
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:32,400
真恶心 好吧

514
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,800
我们还想要你的郊狼毛毯

515
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,300
那不是郊狼 那是狼

516
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,000
好好学习动物知识吧 白痴

517
00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:38,270
告诉过你她不是认真的了

518
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:39,840
我们走吧 Scully

519
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,070
好吧

520
00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:42,980
我不敢相信你献出了小狼

521
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,010
这很值得

522
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,440
而且 我已经不喜欢狼了

523
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,410
我喜欢上了愤怒的独角兽

524
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,420
如果我是只独角兽 我永远不会愤怒

525
00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:53,950
Jake

526
00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,970
那件案子破得漂亮 干得好啊

527
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:57,970
谢了 你不是应该在伯克郡吗

528
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,490
我的牙有问题

529
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:00,960
但是你刷牙很勤啊

530
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:01,990
可不是吗

531
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:03,390
结果是我刷得太勤了

532
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,060
- 真典型  - 是啊

533
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,430
你还记得Teddy么

534
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:08,200
记得 兄弟 你好吗

535
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,070
案子破得漂亮

536
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:10,830
我能请你喝杯比尔森啤酒吗 他们这儿有很棒的比尔森啤酒

537
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,440
Teddy真的很喜欢喝比尔森啤酒

538
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,440
酷

539
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,740
注意了

540
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:19,540
大家举起你们的酒杯 敬了不起的Jake Peralta

541
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,950
今天 他做到了不可能做到的事

542
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:25,890
他解决了52ABX-32QJ号案件

543
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,760
发言 发言 发言

544
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,390
真正的英雄是那位凶手

545
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,990
因为没有他就没有这个案子

546
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,230
所以 敬凶手Nate Dexter

547
00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:44,940
警监 我想为之前说谎向你道歉

548
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:47,240
谢谢你

549
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,940
下次直接告诉我就行了

550
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,580
好的

551
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:54,810
我知道现在可能不是个好时机

552
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,980
但是 我下周能不能请假

553
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,300
和Teddy去伯克郡的小屋度假

554
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:05,790
好的

555
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,290
谢谢你 长官

556
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:15,400
我嘴巴还是没有知觉 是不是洒出来点了

557
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:17,770
你怎么了

558
00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:19,100
过去的两天

559
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,310
你一直跟我说解决了这件案子有多么的了不起

560
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,110
这样可不像是了不起

561
00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,380
我不知道 老兄

562
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,310
我也以为我会更激动的

563
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,550
- 也许我只是需要更酷的案子  - 不

564
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,920
那不会有用的

565
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,660
你创造了辖区记录 你不开心

566
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:37,450
你解决了不可能解决的案子 你不开心

567
00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,570
没有案子会让你开心了

568
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,860
有事在困扰你

569
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:45,230
不管是什么 你都要处理好

570
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:48,830
好吧 或许我现在不能处理 或者

571
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,300
你知道的 无所谓了

572
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:54,270
我知道

573
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:55,910
噢

574
00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:57,140
这个太难了

575
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,880
是啊

576
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,730
但是解决掉更多的案子并不会让你更好受些

577
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:05,920
和朋友喝酒可能有用

578
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:10,120
谢谢 但是我不觉得再来一杯会有什么用

579
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,700
要更多杯才会有用

580
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,520
这就对了

581
00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:19,240
所以 Amy 哈

582
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,630
我们需要更多酒

583
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,880
多好的男人啊 多好的男人啊 多好的男人啊

584
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,860
多么棒的男人啊

585
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:26,220
一起舞起来

586
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,520
多好的男人啊 多好的男人啊 多好的男人啊

587
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,290
多么棒的男人啊

588
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,730
我现在恨死自己了