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我便后不洗手 活到九十九


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好哎

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这种地方真好

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不会有人在事情有起色了以后就背信弃义地一脚把你踹掉

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请再来一大杯最烈的啤酒 先生

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还要一个喝酒用的玻璃东东

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给那位来一份这位正在喝的

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再给这位来一份那位正在喝的

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还有所有人再来一轮 我请客

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好啦

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谢了 伙计 这是为啥啊

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哦 我在庆祝呢

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本人Jake Peralta 刚被纽约警局炒鱿鱼了

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神烦警探
第一季 第二十二集

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一周前

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好了 听好

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接下来的一幕会让人极度不安

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但是请不要评论

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有人现在痛不欲生 所以体贴为上

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早上好 Boyle

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我就直说了

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昨晚Vivian和我分手了

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对不起 小兔郎

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Charles 等等

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什么事

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你的食物脱水机

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哦 天呐

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这次是正式分手了

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婚礼取消 我现在就这副模样了

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生活如炼狱

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恕我冒昧 我不明白啊

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你是之前就有一套的戏服在家吗

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没有 Gina

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我是用去卡纳维拉尔角度蜜月的钱买的

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真遗憾 伙计

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别这样 我成功地适应了黑暗路线

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我现在完全理解你了

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你拿的是什么 Boyle

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一袋鸡蛋

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再也没有让我开心的东西了 美食也不行

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如今 进食只为苟活

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聪明 屯着以后吃

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Peralta 来我办公室 立刻

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长官

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啊 Podolski局长

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久违了

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大概是因为最近你没给我的孩子戴手铐吧

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耶 一辈子的梁子结下了

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Peralta 你是不是在调查Lucas Wint

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是的

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我认为他在为毒贩子洗黑钱

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别傻了 Lucas Wint是个群众领袖

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他运营了一家大型慈善机构

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他的活动中心是社区的活力之源

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还有 他正式投诉你骚扰

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啥 太瞎扯了

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我一直尝试和他沟通

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他却像个犯人似的躲着我

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我只能去他每周的篮球赛上找他了

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嘿 Wint 我有一些问题要问你

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我说了 让你离我远点

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你这太出格了

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不 我这是要得分让你好看

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科比

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明显是对方妨碍中篮 不过这扯远了

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Peralta 你有证据证明你的怀疑吗

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低级毒贩中有很多流言蜚语

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- 流言蜚语  - 抱歉 我懂

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我也讨厌这个词

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唧唧歪歪好了

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离Wint远点

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这是命令

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警监 我跟你说这是可靠的唧唧歪歪

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你可得相信我

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相信我

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为了你好 这事别管了

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好吧

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但是说实话 你们都错了

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自己走了

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我们得帮帮Charles 他整个废了

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我讨厌看他这样

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分手就是卡通版的拇指冲下

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让人有(X_X)之感

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啥意思

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英语已经无法充分体现

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我思想的深邃和复杂了

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所以我加入了表情符号

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用来更好的自我表达

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- 眨眼;)  - 老天

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听好 这事很容易

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Boyle需要来点疗伤性爱

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茄子表情

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Rosa 你想不想上

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别逼我扯了你的舌头

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我倒是想开导他 但没什么好建议

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我所有的分手都是双方情愿的

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这是我俩最好的选择了

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- 同意  - 保重

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八年的感情就是那么结束的

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我没什么情人间的分手经历

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但是我的两个孩子都不睬我了

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好了 你们都帮不上忙

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警长和我会去给Charles打气

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哦

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他都不嚼东西了

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哎呦

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听听Boyle刚发给我的短信

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我总算知道烧烤店里被人用过的纸巾是什么感受了

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我讨厌分手

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我希望我再也不要经历了

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真的

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你觉得你会与Teddy共度余生

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啥 不是的

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也有可能 我不知道

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就是想说 被甩就是一场噩梦

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完全同意

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我记得我最糟糕的分手

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八年级 和Jenny Gildenhorn

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嘿 Jenny

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Jake 我不想再和你约会了

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我喜欢Eddie Fung了

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但这是我的成人礼

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我们要跳贴身舞的

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那真是一夜成人啊

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我在想Eddie Fung现在在哪儿

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克林顿街867号 2A室

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我知道那个混蛋在哪儿

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趴下 是Wint

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什么 Wint吗 Holt让你别管了

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我以为在办一个盗窃案

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我撒谎了 道歉行不 接受道歉了

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听着 Podolski错了 Wint有罪

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昨天 我看见他上了一个毒贩子的车

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我没时间拍照 但今天 我有备而来

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你告诉Holt你看见什么了吗

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没有 这事上我信不过Holt

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你怎么能不信任Holt

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他可是我的遗嘱执行人

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Wint跟市政厅联系密切

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我只是觉得Holt不会冒险收回成命的

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管他呢

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靠 他上哪了

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你好 Peralta警探

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Amy

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告诉那是谁

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我瞎了

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你违反了我让你放弃这案子的命令

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我监视Wint是因为我收到风声

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他要跟一个毒贩见面

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你为啥不告诉我

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因为你让我放弃这案子啊

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听着 三声后我们一起道歉

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一 二 三

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看到没 我真的对我俩都好失望

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你越线了 这是无法容忍的

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长官 我是Amy Santiago 我有话要说

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我觉得你错了

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我认为Peralta警官已经有了线索

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你该让他继续跟进

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我是Amy Santiago 我说完了

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很好 因为这不关你的事

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Podolski局长已经投诉并要求审查你

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你将面临停职六个月

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并且听证会之前 你被强制休假了

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现在 给我出去

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好

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这是我的枪和警徽

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不用给我 你还没停职

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你是强制休假

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你让我耍个帅会死啊

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听证会当日

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早上好 警监

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我买了你最爱的早餐 原味百吉圈加水

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别想让我心软

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为啥一大早的约我来

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本松赫斯特的小巷见面

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听着 我不必停职的最佳方法

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就是证明Wint是有罪的

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跟我的秘密线人见个面吧

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你违反我的命令继续追查这案子

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你把我惊呆了

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谢谢赞赏 长官

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你也把我惊呆了

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但人不是我找的

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是Santiago找到的

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你出什么问题了啊

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不知道 长官

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我们这次不听话得像是脱轨了

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我的内置GPS整个星期都在重新计算路径

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这是Isaac

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他以前给在湾脊区推销毒品

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兄弟 毒品不需要推销

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它们能自我推销 人人都爱毒品

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告诉他捐款的事

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行 听着 每个周五  我都把钱放到一个行李袋里

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然后拿去Wint社区中心 265室

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然后他们往账本里记为慈善捐款

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就是说 洗毒资

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我们为什么要相信你

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我不关心你相信谁

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只是现在我很讨厌那些家伙

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他们不停把我地盘分走 我都不能贩毒了

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我可是很爱贩毒的

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那是我的梦想啊

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长官 我填写了担保申请

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去社区中心搜查账本

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我需要你签字才能交给法官

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我知道这让你很冒险

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但请相信我

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好吧

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但你每一步我都要跟着

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你应该往他脖子里放个芯片

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像养小狗狗一样

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行了 Isaac 谢谢

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这儿没你事了

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好了 大家

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四点我们要去Peralta的听证会

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有人看到Boyle了吗

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这里

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他看上去好像更糟了

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我失去了Vivian 现在我可能还要失去Jake

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我不知道还能做什么

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我有试着去帮他

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我听他说Vivian的嘴唇说了两个多小时

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他不停地形容为"丰满"

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太丰满

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Rosa

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你有被甩过吗

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没

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每次分手 都是我甩别人

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我知道你现在很难受 但我想我能帮你

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有件事 我只要感觉不爽就做

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什么

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统统烧了

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好 这感觉对了

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不 这不对 Vivian 我不会让你葬身火海

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啊啊啊啊

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啊 噢

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啊 烫死我了

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- 这是什么  - 咖啡

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热咖啡

243
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看看咱们 三个勇猛的警察

244
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违反局长的命令 坚持跟进案子

245
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扣好纽扣 坐好

246
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Mindel法官出了名的严格正派

247
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好了 不用担心

248
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我学你就是了

249
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说句话让我学学你的低音

250
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- 我不要  - 很好

251
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我不要 我 不要

252
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我不 要

253
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坐下吧 警探

254
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我不要

255
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你说什么

256
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不好意思

257
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我出于尊重 选择站着

258
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坐下吗 我不要

259
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这像是个三岁小孩子填的

260
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现在 我们要一步一步仔细检查

261
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司法程序得慢慢来

262
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但是适当推动一下也能很快吧

263
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看来你就是填表的小孩

264
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- 失陪一下  - 嗯哼

265
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- 情况很糟糕  - 新计划

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我去给她放电

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不是吧

268
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不好意思 我必须接那电话

269
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你要做的事 就去做吧

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Raymond Holt警监

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你好

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你找我吗 警长

273
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对 进来 Boyle

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你手的事很抱歉

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谢谢

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这下我很难探"囊"取"蛋"了

277
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你看是这样的

278
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我大三是在东京度过的

279
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我的女朋友千秋 她伤透了我的心

280
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对不起 我以为你知道咱俩只是玩玩而已

281
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Terry来到日本

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学到的只有

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心碎

284
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我盯着纸墙瞅了好几个星期

285
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直到我的室友教我怎么发泄情绪

286
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拿个盘子 然后摔碎它

287
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哦

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- 倍儿爽  - 爽

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- 该你了 Boyle  - 好的

290
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- 把情绪发泄出来  - 好嘞

291
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- 开始啦 警长 - 来吧

292
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哦 我的睾丸

293
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我们有了搜查证 但现在还要想个计划

294
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我们总不能穿着制服去

295
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还没等我们进门 他们就会把证据都毁掉了

296
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有道理 Holt警监

297
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或者我该叫您"情圣Raymond警监"

298
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谁能想到你还有这手

299
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我发现许多女性都向往她们得不到的

300
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- 我懂  - 恶

301
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这到底是怎么回事啊

302
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根据社区活动中心的日程表

303
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业余交际舞大赛

304
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好啊

305
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我知道该怎么混进去了

306
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- 别说"二手店"  - 二手店

307
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背景音乐为Sly and the Family Stone的

308
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Jake 时间紧迫

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好吧

310
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听证会前一小时

311
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Isaac说账簿在265室 所以说是楼上

312
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我们上去

313
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喂 你要去哪

314
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去比舞啊

315
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我是全国闻名的狐步舞天王Dave Blathis

316
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他们是我的门徒 Rhonda Shawarma和Hank Frankel

317
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我不管你是谁

318
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楼上不对公众开放

319
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好吧

320
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我们在巴塞罗那跳舞时 可不用忍受你这种无礼的行为

321
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听证会马上就要开始了

322
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,520
也许舞池那边还有别的楼梯呢

323
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我先去报名参赛

324
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好主意  还有  Amy

325
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- 呃  - 你穿这裙子看着就像美人鱼

326
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好了 咱们一会见

327
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我知道我们都在担心Boyle

328
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但是 还是有办法的

329
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想忘前任好 请把炮友找

330
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真理才会这么押韵

331
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好了 各位

332
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Peralta需要我们拖延时间

333
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所以要确保每个回答都很长

334
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加东西 往死了添枝加叶

335
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Boyle 你第一个

336
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我不知道我行不行了

337
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,820
我现在太情绪化了 脑袋都不转弯了

338
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,760
很好 利用之

339
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,960
拥抱那空虚吧

340
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:20,060
Peralta警探是否对于Wint案过于关心

341
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,500
我只听他谈过一次Lucas Wint

342
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在我的车里

343
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我和Vivian第一次正式约会就是在那辆车里

344
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,650
Vivian是我的未婚妻

345
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我的前任未婚妻

346
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我永远失去的妻子

347
00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:38,190
Boyle警探 可不可以把你的陈述范围

348
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限制到当前问题上

349
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好的

350
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我想让听证记录上记下"当前问题"

351
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是Vivian最爱的的表达之一

352
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,460
我们应该试着混进去

353
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:50,830
把你的腿抬过头顶

354
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:53,530
啥 你试试把你的的腿抬过头顶

355
00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:54,810
我要是会还找你

356
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,710
看起来警监找到了舞伴

357
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天呐

358
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,660
好了 首先是自由舞动时间

359
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:06,630
热辣的伦巴舞曲

360
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,920
舞池正等着你呢 亲爱的

361
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,350
天呐

362
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,270
我知道这是在卧底

363
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,550
但我对这个比赛真的开始紧张了

364
00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,120
你需要看心理医生

365
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,680
-是啊  - 往这面跳

366
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,690
- 好的  - 吼吼

367
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:23,520
你是如何同时踩到我两只脚的

368
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,700
我根本就不会 什么时候能停啊

369
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,940
- 我根本就不会  - 我知道 我知道

370
00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:29,330
我性爱录像的标题

371
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:30,570
干得好

372
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,500
我性爱录像的题目

373
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,310
老天啊 警监

374
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,710
他说不准能赢呢

375
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,440
你怎么跳得怎么棒

376
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,880
Jake 专心

377
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,510
我找到一个后楼梯

378
00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,580
好了 旋转

379
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,450
他真身是什么呀

380
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:52,290
据我的回忆 Peralta警探告诉我

381
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:55,270
说

382
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他

383
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,660
没 我从没听Jake谈论过Wint

384
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,630
而且你们审查他的行为简直是

385
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,490
小猫摆出小鬼当家里那表情

386
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:04,860
关于

387
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,570
我认识Jake很久了

388
00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:09,440
我们的友谊就像小男孩拉着小女孩的手

389
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:15,380
那门口的保镖一直不动弹

390
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:17,520
呃哦 他刚刚和我对视了

391
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,280
淡定 继续跳

392
00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,350
跳 跳 跳

393
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:23,450
你不用每出一步都说"跳"

394
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,250
说得对

395
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,890
嘿 你想让我好好教你怎么跳吗

396
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,390
好让你不要伤人伤己

397
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,580
- 当然  - 好吧

398
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,460
准备好了

399
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,230
嗯

400
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,240
挺有意思的

401
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,000
是啊

402
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:42,770
也许Teddy和我应该上个舞蹈课

403
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:46,080
是啊 也许

404
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,310
伙计们 我们没时间了

405
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,410
- 有什么计划  - 那个保镖不挪地儿

406
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:50,620
我们需要声东击西

407
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,650
我来

408
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,820
跳 跳 跳 跳

409
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,550
哦 天呐

410
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,620
我的脚踝 先生 我的脚踝

411
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,460
哦 听着断了 断了

412
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:00,990
糟糕吗 看着糟糕吗

413
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:03,800
哦 天呐 哦 舞蹈是我的生命

414
00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:11,200
啊哈 瞧啊

415
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,910
还好没人听见

416
00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:15,870
抓住你了

417
00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:17,680
噢 真是太赞了

418
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,140
账簿什么都有

419
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,880
日期 姓名 交易额

420
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,080
我等不及把这个给Podolski看了

421
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,420
我应该迅速拍一个麦莉塞勒斯那个"我就说"的表情

422
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,020
边走边拍有点难

423
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,520
Peralta 等一下

424
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,120
Santiago 让我们单独聊两句

425
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,120
长官

426
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,190
我需要你干件事

427
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:36,360
听上去会很离谱 但事关重要

428
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,530
而且我需要你相信我

429
00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:41,470
Peralta警探

430
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,710
你有什么为自己辩护的证据吗

431
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,040
没有

432
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,070
什么都没有

433
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,360
Jake 发生什么了

434
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,990
Holt是不是让你故意停职

435
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:57,760
不是 他让我故意被炒鱿鱼

436
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,890
- 为啥  - 我不知道

437
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,100
我现在快崩溃了

438
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,830
他让我这么干 接下来我只记得自己的怒吼了

439
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:05,940
还有你妈 你们所有人的妈

440
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,440
还有你奶奶

441
00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:10,040
还有你奶奶的小狗狗

442
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,440
- 你说够了没  - 没 我没说够

443
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,950
- 你够了  - 我凭什么听你的

444
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,340
- 哦 天呐  - Peralta

445
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,150
嘿 到底怎么了

446
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:19,120
这是FBI特别情报员Clarke

447
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,780
- FBI  - 我们不能让你暴露Lucas Wint

448
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,990
那样会危害到更重大的联邦调查

449
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,960
我们认定Wint和Ianucci犯罪家族有关

450
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,630
那是最强大的犯罪家族之一

451
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,290
我们需要你真的被开除

452
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,930
因为Lanuccis在纽约警局有眼线

453
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,430
我们需要他们相信你

454
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,000
警探 我们希望你能作为卧底

455
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,430
协助我们调查

456
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,700
好吧 回答是同意

457
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,200
具体回答是 我叫Duncan Buck

458
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:45,340
我被90个男人和一个妓女在油田上抚养长大

459
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,610
我们希望你就做你自己

460
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:48,950
- 更好了  - 这可能会非常凶险

461
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,580
- 所以请务必花上点时间  - 不用了 我加入

462
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,380
眼一闭 头一伸 输不了

463
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,980
我觉得你又用词不当了

464
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:58,080
你能不能就让我耍一次帅

465
00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,790
接下来和你们说的不能传出这个屋子

466
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:01,960
Peralta警探将会和FBI

467
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,860
一起进行一个卧底行动

468
00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:05,490
他的掩护托词是被开除了

469
00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:07,330
哦 天呐 我的小心脏刚刚吐了

470
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,010
听着 他们说这项任务会持续大约六个月

471
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:10,730
所以我不在的时候

472
00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:12,870
Boyle 我希望你继承我的桌子

473
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,370
我会永远不离开它的

474
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,350
Rosa 你继承我的柜子

475
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:17,210
好极了

476
00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:19,860
Amy 你接任我所有正在办的案子

477
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:20,640
好了 够了

478
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,310
Peralta无权分配这些

479
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,910
你们该坐哪儿坐哪儿

480
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:26,980
我给你什么案子就办什么案子

481
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:30,620
但我们会想你的

482
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:31,650
谢谢你 警监

483
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:35,690
谢谢你信任我

484
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,510
好了 快骂我们一通

485
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,600
然后赶紧滚出去 给我们腾点儿地方

486
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,330
人生最棒的一天啊

487
00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:44,600
我会想你们的

488
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,340
还有你妈

489
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,100
和你妈

490
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,370
你们都是一群蠢猪

491
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:53,640
我都能闻到培根味儿

492
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,780
而且你知道吗 警监

493
00:18:55,810 --> 00:19:00,620
你能拿走这条领带然后塞进你的菊花里

494
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:03,720
这地方都是培根的味道

495
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,990
而且你们知道吗

496
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:09,760
我要遵守犹太教义了 因为老子不吃猪肉

497
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,770
嗷

498
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,200
好了 各位 我想敬个蛋

499
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,160
致你们大家

500
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,070
你们永远不会成为Jake或Vivian 但至少你们一直都在

501
00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:21,170
呃 我要去吧台 最听不清你说话的地方

502
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:23,510
哦 我懂了 我也想抛弃我自己

503
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,340
够了 Boyle 别再蛋不蛋的了

504
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,040
一醉解千愁

505
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,240
从这杯开始

506
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,710
我去吧台那儿再拿几瓶

507
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,830
让一让 大个子在帮小伙伴忙呢

508
00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:35,380
借过

509
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:37,920
你没经历过痛苦的分手真是太幸运了

510
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,020
不痛苦的唯一原因

511
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:42,060
是那些男的都是废物

512
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:43,390
我从没和好人谈过恋爱

513
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:44,850
嗯

514
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,000
像你一样的好人

515
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,600
Amy

516
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,000
嘿 我以为我错过你了

517
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,310
嘿 Jake 这任务太好了

518
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:01,010
我得说我有点嫉妒你

519
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,510
- 真的吗  - 真的

520
00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:03,880
你要是想 我能把你搞开除啊

521
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,780
我可在行了

522
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,080
是啊

523
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,020
还真是这样了

524
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:11,020
听着

525
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:12,560
我不想当个混球

526
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,730
我知道你在和Teddy谈恋爱 而且一切都很顺利

527
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,260
- 只是  - 怎么了

528
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,300
我不知道这项任务期间会发生什么

529
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,380
但如果有什么不测

530
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:27,040
我会因为没跟你坦白而被自己气死的

531
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:33,100
我挺希望咱俩之间有点什么的

532
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,460
关于爱情的

533
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,580
我知道没戏 你和Teddy在谈呢

534
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:40,920
而且我就要去卧底了 木已成舟

535
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:45,690
不过

536
00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:49,660
总之 我们不该再有任何接触了 我该走了

537
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,260
美利坚需要我

538
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,300
再见

539
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,470
还有所有人再来一轮 我请客

540
00:20:58,470 --> 00:20:59,770
谢了 伙计

541
00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:00,770
这是为啥啊

542
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,640
哦 我在庆祝呢

543
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:07,040
本人Jake Peralta 刚被纽约警局炒鱿鱼了

544
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:12,750
我是Leo Ianucci

545
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,950
很高兴认识你

546
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,010
- 啊  - 啊