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注意了 注意了

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嗨 我叫Jake Peralta

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多谢捧场

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很高兴能在这里

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你们也都知道了 我曾是个警察

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不过一点都不清廉 收了不少贿赂

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但是作为前任警探 我对无期徒刑还是有了解的

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Angie Marco 你们被宣判了最美好的无期徒刑

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婚姻

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敬Angie和Marco 别让我们失望 生个儿子

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祝健康

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背景音乐是Chic的

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这古铜色喷得好 Joey

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让我拍张照

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我要把我的露台也刷成这个颜色

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恭喜你 Tony 难忘今宵啊

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背景音乐是Chic的
恭喜你 Tony 难忘今宵啊

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背景音乐是Chic的

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嘿 我们是一家人了

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你知道我等你们哪个老家伙亲我等多久了么

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他是个好孩子

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我得说实话 你们四个里 Vito吻技最好

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婚礼真美 是吧

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就是肉丸有点干

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干肉丸 那是Peralta的暗号 我们上

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快上

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上 上

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谁都不要动 双手抱头

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谁都别招 都别招

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把手给我放开 你个

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嘿 Holt警监

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好久不见 还好吗

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现在不是叙旧的时候 Peralta

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这就对了

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真想念我们在一起的日子

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神烦警探 第二季 第一集

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他来了他来了 Jake要来了

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我们来做个恶作剧

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他一进门 我们都装作不认识他

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嘘 嘘 大家别说话

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我回来了

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Jake Jake Jake JAKE

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好演技 Charles

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我想死这个地方了

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让我好好感受一下

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对了 斯蒂尔牌咖啡 采指纹油墨

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和Charles桌子里正在发酵的鬼东西

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豆子

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豆子 一切都没变

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好 都跟我说说 我都错过了什么

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说不了多久 一共只发生了三件事

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Terry磕了牙 说话漏风了一整周

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挺豪了

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补豪意思 我缩话很好笑吗

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汇达我 你个彪子样的

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第二件 Santiago和Boyle某天上班撞衫了

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怎么你穿得更好看

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还有自从Gina事件发生 警监就把耳机禁了

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回顾得好

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欢迎回来 Peralta

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警监好

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大家都很忙

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所以你只有两分钟时间叙旧

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从你进门开始算

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你现在还剩 12秒

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接受挑战 卧底生涯集锦 暗箱操作了拳击赛

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抽完一整根雪茄没有吐

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和十个叫Sal的共处一室 最后超级想念大家

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大家回去干活吧

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好的 Jake

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嘿 还没来得及和你打招呼呢

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- 嗨  - 嗨

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能私下聊一会儿吗

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好了

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现在只有我们俩 我必须问你

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你逮捕了一个叫"子宫Joe"的罪犯吗

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哦天呐 对的

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我应该一见面就告诉你的

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简直能进罪犯奇葩姓名堂了

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肯定的

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姓名堂最强新生代 跟

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"屎Sylvester"和"舔阴Janet"

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此外我还想说

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我知道我走前事情变得有点奇怪

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你知道 我说我喜欢你

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我依然和Teddy在一起

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恋爱的那种

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很好 很好 因为我是想说

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我知道我走前事情变得有点奇怪 因为我说我喜欢你

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但那是搞错了 你知道吗

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面对即将开始的卧底任务我很紧张

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我当时有点失去理智了你刚好在旁边 所以

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我不是认真的

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但这是好事

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很好

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所以 子宫Joe

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犯了什么事

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杀了一群流浪狗

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名字比故事有趣

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这有个痴呆老太

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想找警探谈谈

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拜托

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又一个演习

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你好

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我叫Atalie 我要报案

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痴呆老太
我叫Atalie 我要报案

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我叫Atalie 我要报案

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痴呆老太
我叫Atalie 我要报案

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我叫Atalie 我要报案

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所以我们每天都要来一次了吗

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都是你们的错 别打马虎眼

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愤怒的妓女
都是你们的错 别打马虎眼

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都是你们的错 别打马虎眼

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我要拿回我的钱

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无主可疑背包

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为什么 我们要搞这个

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警监的命令

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我的名字叫Atalie Manhoi

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我今年八十九岁 来这里报案

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没问题 我们能帮助你

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Atalie Manhoi

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八十九岁

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山羊胡 一米九 两百六十斤

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两百四的紧致身材好吗

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尊重Atalie一点

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嘿 Charles

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Jake回来了你很兴奋嘛

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是啊 就像我小时候

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我祖母从医院回来了一样

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比那还好 因为Jake不是昏迷不醒

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每当你说话的时候

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我就会听到吃豆人死掉的音效

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Charles 我在担心

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你会告诉Jake那件事

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不能让任何人知道我们上过床 好吗

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我花了好几年为自己塑造

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只与自行车快递员或者更好的人上床的形象

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听着 我也不想让人知道

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我不想被当成办公室荡妇

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是啊 但Jake回来了 你什么事都跟他说

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我才没有

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我昨晚看蜜蜂纪录片时被挑起性欲了

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它们飞进蜂巢之前我还没什么感觉的

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哦你说得对 我会告诉他的

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可能今天不会 可能明天不会

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肯定不会比明天还迟的

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所以估计就是今天或者明天吧

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Paralta 特别探员Marz来这里

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让你正式转回纽约警局

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我想代表局子当面感谢你做出的贡献

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局子(Bureau) FBI术语 代表FBI

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是的 我可是当了三十年的警察了

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我也看过警匪片

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收到

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你肯定会很高兴知道这次的行动

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是RICO史上最大范围的抓捕

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RICO 代表打击犯罪 警察最赞

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我不得不问一下

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你认为赞(Awesome)是O开头的吗

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不是吗

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十六个目标 我们抓到十五个

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什么 谁逃了

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Freddy Moriaty

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追踪队搞砸了

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晚了几分钟到他的公寓 人就已经消失了

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可他算是那群人里最大的坏蛋了

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敲诈 口臭 还杀人

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我好像抬高了口臭的严重程度

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我应该继续回去卧底 看看有没有人知道他的行踪

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不行 他们已经察觉到内部有叛徒了

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你一个警察 别人凭什么相信你

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我保证他们会信我

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我和那帮家伙共同经历过许多事

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演唱歌曲为Billy Joel的

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*为我们唱一首吧 钢琴手*
演唱歌曲为Billy Joel的

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*为我们唱一首吧 钢琴手*

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黑手党的世界 一起唱过Billy Joel 就是一辈子的好基友

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听着 你是了解那帮家伙

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但我觉得这方法太冒险了

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没什么你能做的了

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世事不可能尽如人意

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这没法说服我

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Boyle 我们要去卧底了

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你真是帅呆了

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可是身上的味怎么那么难闻

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是我的古龙水

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欢迎加入黑手党

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如果Freddy还在城里 Benny Deconte肯定知道

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那些家伙是他餐厅的常客

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他对道上的一切消息了如指掌

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很好

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嘿 你卧底的时候 有交什么黑道好基友吗

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我不是嫉妒 纯粹好奇而已

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呃 我也不知道

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不过我倒是和一个叫Derek的一起干过很多事

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好啊 很好 Derek听起来是个不错的人

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Charles 别这样对自己 好吗

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好吧 算了

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所以我们要去那个餐厅 我要伪装成什么

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黑手党吗 噢 我有个完美道具

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太阳帽

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- 黑手党 行行好  - 免了 你就做你的警察吧

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Benny可能会觉得我是叛徒 所以我进去和他谈

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过一分钟你就进来 秀出你的警徽

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和我打一架 直接往我脸上揍

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不 我怎么忍心伤害你 Jake

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你一定得打我某个部位

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好吧 那我选你的小弟弟

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不 直接揍脸就好

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听我说 如果你下不了手 就想想你最恨的人

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- Derek  - 我根本和他不熟

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- 好吧  - 拜托

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警监 我们搞定演习了

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那个老妇人供认了四十年前在罗德岛的杀人悬案

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我们填了跨州的封锁档案申请

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将交还她由其女抚养

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Atalie已经成功变回我们的大个子警长了 警监

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干得不错 谢谢

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看吧 与其抗拒 还不如动手把任务早点完成

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然后就可以继续做自己的事了

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嗨 我叫Timmy 和家人失联了

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七岁男孩
嗨 我叫Timmy 和家人失联了

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你他妈逗我玩呢
七岁男孩

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你他妈逗我玩呢

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七岁男孩

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警监 我直说了 我觉得这种演习有点点可能没必要
七岁男孩

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警监 我直说了 我觉得这种演习有点点可能没必要

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虽然你才是老大 你的决策是绝对英明的

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我想我只是要对你说 谢谢

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我同意 关于演习的那部分 不是厚颜拍马屁的部分

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长官 你能否告诉我们为什么要演习呢

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因为这是我的命令

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恢复Timmy的身份

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不要有和年龄不符的行为举止

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对我准备的脚本有疑问可以随时来问我

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好吧 确实有一点点不对劲

237
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想到少年失怙的前景 我心中有些许恐惧

238
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小孩怎么会说这种话

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这些是直接从我少年时期的日记摘下来的

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继续演习

241
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- Benny  - 你来这干嘛

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无意冒犯 但我听说你被抓了

243
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我保释出来了

244
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我在找Freddy 你见到过他吗

245
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有意思 最近很多人都在找他

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尤其是警察

247
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你以前不也是警察吗 Jake

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逗你呢 兄弟 我了解你的

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- 我们可是一起唱的好兄弟啊  - 你这家伙

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- 骗到你了吧  - 可不是

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听着 我不能告诉你Freddie在哪里

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但是我能告诉你

253
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他的女朋友Bianca刚刚打来

254
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这些是Freddie常抽的大麻

255
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送到她家去了

256
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太感谢你了

257
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再见

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哟呵 这不是Jake Peralta么

259
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黑手党走狗

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Boyle 赶紧滚蛋

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我知道我们曾经是朋友

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那会儿我们做什么都腻在一起

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一起制定计划啦

264
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但是这些都一去不复返了 懂吗

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- 接下来是蛋蛋  - 啥

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怎么回事 你可从来不和我们吃饭的

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也不和我们说话

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我上周不小心冲着你笑了一下

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结果你就用激光笔照我的眼睛

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还吼着"有变态"

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这个嘛 有件事要公之于众了

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将会永远地改变我的社会地位

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我要变成你们的同类了

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更漂亮 更出色

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但是依然是你们的同类

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太好了

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我们仨就可以排排坐 按按摩了

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真的是太对不起了

279
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你搞什么啊 Boyle

280
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你刚才那是在干嘛

281
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我想到要打你就紧张

282
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但是手脚都不听使唤

283
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我都不知道自己干了些什么

284
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是嘛 那我提示你一下 你抡了我一拳

285
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踢了我一脚 呸了我一口 还跟我说

286
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你还想被吐痰的话 爷这有的是

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爷的嘴还湿乎乎的呢

288
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可是那句话听着很爷们啊

289
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一点也不 听着又诡异又挑逗

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简直恶心死了

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唯一的好消息就是

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Benny一定猜不到我们是串通好的

293
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我的卧底身份暂时安全

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Bianca就住在这

295
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那我就一个人去了 如果需要支援

296
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我会按我车钥匙上的按钮

297
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明白

298
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该继续角色扮演了

299
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给我喷古龙水 吧 哥们

300
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没问题 来咯

301
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:18,260
好疼啊 伤口好疼 好疼 疼啊

302
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,100
我怎么老是伤到你 我出什么毛病啦

303
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,280
好了 继续吧

304
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好嘞

305
00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,200
对不起 对不起 对不起

306
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妈咪去哪里了啦

307
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,500
这无聊死啦

308
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警监不在这 你可以"脱下戏服"了

309
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- 脱你个大头鬼  - 脱你的大头鬼去

310
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没关系 交给我吧

311
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要不我们把这个塔建完吧

312
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塔的主架已经好了

313
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,280
但是我们还没有点缀小花小草呢

314
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我想要建太空船

315
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,770
这可是我的心血之作啊

316
00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:48,270
里面还有马厩呢

317
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这玩具差劲死了

318
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好啊

319
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那我就给你找点好玩的来 Timmy

320
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你好啊

321
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你就是Bianca吧

322
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,090
我叫Jake 是Freddie工作上的朋友

323
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我正在找他

324
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你是哪个Jake "娇手Jakie"

325
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,070
还是"犹太人Jakie"

326
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这么说可能有点奇怪

327
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但我还是选"犹太人Jakie"吧

328
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我是Jake Peralta

329
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Freddie说如果我有麻烦的话

330
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就到你这里来

331
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这样啊 Freddie刚才还在的

332
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他已经走了 不过你进来吧 来吧

333
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我找找他的地址 等一下

334
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所以他有说去哪了吗 还是

335
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久仰了啊 Peralta

336
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,960
我知道你是那个叛徒 举起来 举起手来

337
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果然是"娇手Jakie"啊

338
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冷静点 Bianca

339
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:39,970
让我看看你的口袋

340
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手伸进去了 拽东西出来了

341
00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,130
我可没带枪啊

342
00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:44,770
就是一个钱包和几把钥匙

343
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没啥可疑的 好吗

344
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这只不过是我的汽车钥匙

345
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Jake

346
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怎么回事啊

347
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:54,800
不是什么武器

348
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如果我按下这个钮 没人会遭殃的

349
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我知道车钥匙长什么样子

350
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是啊 这些就是车钥匙

351
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我知道

352
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,240
糟了 我的枪

353
00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:07,890
有没有搞错

354
00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:09,460
赶快放下来

355
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:10,150
好 别开枪

356
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,030
枪击就是这么发生的

357
00:14:11,030 --> 00:14:12,950
别说了 闭嘴

358
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,560
纽约警察 放下武器

359
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,690
好了 Bianca

360
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,340
你对Derek这家伙了解多少

361
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,420
Charles 别闹了

362
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:30,680
跳吧 Timmy 尽情地跳吧

363
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,030
现在你开心了吧

364
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,260
警长

365
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,740
- 警监 我们只是  - Timmy刚才有点暴躁

366
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,600
我们在帮他消耗多余的精力

367
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,820
好了 都给我出来

368
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:41,390
- 好吧  - 好的

369
00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:44,830
有点难爬 因为 要没气了

370
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:45,950
快出来

371
00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,340
快打开充气泵

372
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:49,320
我有幽闭恐惧症

373
00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:51,080
告诉我们Freddie在哪

374
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,510
我不会出卖Freddie的

375
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:53,530
我们可是恋人

376
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,520
他把我介绍给他的孩子

377
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,310
说我是他最得力的助手

378
00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:00,570
拜托 他有一打情人和六个女朋友

379
00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:01,930
Freddie很爱我

380
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,260
他说过好多次了

381
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,420
没有第三者好吗

382
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:07,670
当然有 我要是记得是谁就好了

383
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,490
现在人们都爱乱搞

384
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:10,790
我也有点记不清

385
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,860
我编了一首歌来记 听着 是这样的

386
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:17,830
*Mario和Teresa上了床*

387
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,800
*Teresa又和Paulie搞上了*

388
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,540
这我知道

389
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:24,180
*Paulie和Lisa滚床单哟*

390
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,810
*Lisa又和Anthony来了一炮*

391
00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:27,810
这首歌真好

392
00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:28,970
是你编的调调吗

393
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:29,890
正是在下

394
00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:33,470
*Freddie对Bianca劈腿*

395
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*又负了她妹妹Valerie的心*

396
00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:37,660
不

397
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:40,600
是的 我看见他们在一起 所以编进了歌

398
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,550
我就知道 该死的混蛋

399
00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:45,500
好吧

400
00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,740
他准备去泰特波罗机场

401
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:50,250
因为Freddie要去巴巴多斯了

402
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,410
好消息是 有人已经准备妥当了

403
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,190
我们不是要去巴巴多斯 Charles

404
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:56,970
我们得赶紧阻止那班飞机

405
00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:57,900
好嘞 走着

406
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,740
天哪 你衣服上是什么玩意

407
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,150
大家都知道

408
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:08,220
我的神兽是狼 自然界最强大的捕食者

409
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,840
但我最近滚了一次愚蠢的床单

410
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,810
我已经不配敬仰狼了

411
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:15,430
现在我的神兽是这个

412
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:16,990
裸鼹鼠

413
00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:19,850
上帝手下的残次品

414
00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:21,270
是挺丑的

415
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:24,360
嘿 只有我能这么说

416
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,320
你没资格说

417
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,650
长点心吧 Amy

418
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,540
警长 你不准备道歉吗

419
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,030
不 我只是想活跃气氛

420
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:35,740
自从演习开始 整个警队都压力重重

421
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,910
再说了 是你让我扮7岁小孩的

422
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,940
7岁小孩本来就爱玩

423
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:40,590
这倒没错

424
00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:43,270
我7岁的时候爱溜进我爸的办公室

425
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,920
看他收藏的古董地球仪

426
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,420
长官 如果不知道为何要演习

427
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:51,440
就难以激发警员们的斗志

428
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,230
这事还没正式通知

429
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,590
纽约警局要成立一个新委员会

430
00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:59,670
我们都将接受检查

431
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,060
我想要做好万全准备

432
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,430
你可以告诉我们的啊

433
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:04,690
我不想让你们过度恐慌

434
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,950
你知道我最近压力多大吗

435
00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:09,320
我丈夫说好几周都没看过我笑了

436
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,920
你以前多久笑一次

437
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:12,960
经常的事

438
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,700
我不知道总部发生了什么

439
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,550
没人告诉我任何消息

440
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:21,040
你的意思是 不知道你的上头想干嘛

441
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,270
快把你逼疯了

442
00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:24,460
以其人之道 还治其人之身啊

443
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:28,440
干得好 Timmy 不错

444
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,360
谢谢 长官

445
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,600
看见没 你帮我重拾了微笑

446
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:41,280
不要 不要 不要啊 我去

447
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,500
你干什么呢

448
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,770
Jake Peralta 来自纽约警局

449
00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:45,020
我需要你把那架飞机射下来

450
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,060
这我可干不了

451
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,350
看 这个男人在飞机上

452
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:51,380
我得追上他 我要征用这里的一架飞机

453
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,760
哪架适合完完全全的新手

454
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,980
他没在那架飞机上

455
00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:56,960
那人的飞机一个多小时前就起飞了

456
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:57,900
好极了

457
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,470
简直不能更棒

458
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,220
Charles 能借用一下你的帽子么

459
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,030
当然

460
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,730
没关系 高科技人造纤维 经得住摔

461
00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:14,750
伙计 你干什么呢

462
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,510
只是清理下我的桌子

463
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,480
试着不去想 Freddie跑掉了

464
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,990
你走之后我没让任何人碰你的东西

465
00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:23,930
那是个错误 我到处都留了吃的

466
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,900
这抽屉现在爬满了蛆

467
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,030
想去喝一杯么

468
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:31,350
不了 我觉得我就呆在这里 死盯着爬满蛆的抽屉吧

469
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,740
这可以拿来当死亡金属歌曲的名字耶

470
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:37,050
*死盯着爬满蛆的抽屉*

471
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,260
你想谈谈么

472
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:39,860
我的死亡金属专辑么 好啊

473
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:41,150
我是说你想谈谈发生了什么吗

474
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:43,630
没什么好谈的 任务失败了呗

475
00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:46,700
Jake 你捉了15名黑手党高层人员

476
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,060
是啊 但是有一个跑掉了

477
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,210
真是耻辱

478
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,530
你能做的都做了

479
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,730
有些事情你是控制不了的

480
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,480
为什么所有人都在对我说这句话

481
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,680
你应该感到骄傲的

482
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,490
你全力以赴了

483
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,960
我觉得我喜欢这个新版自信的Charles

484
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,640
我们去喝一杯吧 因为这是你的惊喜派对

485
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,080
把你带到酒吧去是我的工作

486
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,700
我是说 我得把某人带去酒吧参加你的惊喜派对

487
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,230
- 该死的  - 说漏嘴了吧

488
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:15,330
- 啊哈 惊喜哟  - 什么情况

489
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:21,390
我完全不知道 Charles 你骗到我了

490
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,450
Boyle告诉你了 是不是

491
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,590
瞬间就招了

492
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,230
欢迎来到你的派对

493
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:28,590
有人想说些什么吗

494
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:29,950
谁都不许说

495
00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,720
我想听他说

496
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,790
给Jake致辞 给Jake致辞 快说啊

497
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:38,590
- 你六个月的缺席已经备案  - 是的

498
00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:39,850
酒钱算我的

499
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:42,540
- 每人最多两杯  - 开讲了

500
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,600
这是不可交换的 客人要自己掏钱

501
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,270
- 停车费不给付  - 一贯如此

502
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,680
明天简报会比平常早15分钟

503
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,740
他真不会致辞

504
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:54,780
还有 我为你骄傲 Peralta

505
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:56,630
我们很想你

506
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,310
你把我的乐趣抢走了

507
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:01,070
- 致Jake  - 致Jake

508
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:02,680
给你拿喝的了

509
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,200
谢谢 这是什么

510
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,650
香槟 混合了30年的苏格兰威士忌

511
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:08,980
还有顶好的龙舌兰

512
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:12,120
警监说了最多两杯 但是没限定价格

513
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,170
聪明吧

514
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,710
- 天哪 好难喝  - 对 我不该加陈年果汁的

515
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,700
我去卧底之前跟你说的话

516
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,850
希望我们之间发生点什么

517
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,260
那不是胡说的 是真心的

518
00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:31,230
什么意思

519
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,660
我知道你和Teddy在一起了

520
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:34,130
我没想挖墙脚

521
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:36,340
我知道有些事是我控制不了的

522
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,910
我今早说谎了 那不是瞎说的

523
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:42,150
我现在这么说是因为不想有所保留

524
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,430
谢谢你这么说

525
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,550
只是说明一下 我现在有对象了

526
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,850
我们之间什么也不会发生

527
00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:53,300
"名花有主 无事发生" 你性爱录像带的名字

528
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,170
这才是你嘛

529
00:20:58,910 --> 00:21:00,450
好炫的衣服

530
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:03,060
- 你和Jake说了没  - 没有

531
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:06,230
真的假的 你连他自己的惊喜派对都说了

532
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,750
是啊 我瞬间就说了

533
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,610
我有好多机会可以告诉他

534
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:12,560
6个月前发生的事 但我没说

535
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,480
为啥不说

536
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,720
我不想伤了你的感情

537
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,980
你得了吧 Charles

538
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:18,020
主要是害怕你会报复我

539
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:21,070
说得好 那么

540
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:25,650
看来我们的噩梦结束了

541
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,810
不是吧