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- 注意了 女"尸"们先生们  - 别这样

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每年万圣节 我的服装都超棒

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但你们都猜不到我扮的是什么

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不 我们知道你是什么 喜欢变装的成年男性

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你真搞笑 Rosa

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今年不会有这个问题了

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因为你们来给我选服装

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哦 别这样

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呃 吃豆人的乳头

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- 不是 那玩意是棕色的  - 你怎么知道的

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生存还是毁灭

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- 毁灭吧  - 谢谢

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哈

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圣女贞德 Rod Stewart Martha Stewart

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是希曼 宇宙巨人

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我知道了 是基佬版罗宾汉

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对 就是

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天呐 就是那个

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神烦警探 第二季 第四集
天呐 就是那个

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神烦警探 第二季 第四集

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哦 你好呀 警监

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好奇问一句 你知道今天是什么日子吗

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已知 昨天是荷兰传奇长笛演奏家

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Franz Bluheim的生日

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且一个星期前是十月二十四号

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- 得解 今天是  - 是万圣节

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- 直说吧 是万圣节  - 是万圣节

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那么 去年万圣节发生了什么

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我听了在Franz Bluheim生日演奏会

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前一天买的CD

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别再说什么Bluheim

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去年你打赌可以偷到我的英勇奖章

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你做到了

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愿赌服输 我被迫给你做了一星期的文书工作

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还说了一些 我以为永远不会说的话

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Jake Peralta是一位超炫的警探兼天才

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是时候来玩我们的第二轮万圣节赌局了

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今年我会给自己更难的挑战

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不如就 偷走你手腕上这只表吧

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- 或者今年就别赌了  - 什么

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长官 无意冒犯

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来嘛 你个小妖精 不来一发吗

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不值得这么大费周章

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就为了你能叫我超炫的警监兼天才

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外加一周义务加班

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好 我加班两周

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三周 四周 五周

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我义务加班五个星期

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上钩了 他重回我的怀抱了

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先说清楚 你要是午夜前能偷走我的手表

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我给你做一个星期的文书工作

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要是你输了 你就加班五周

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- 没有加班费  - 是这样的

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我在心算成本效益分析

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效益大于成本

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- 就这么愉快的决定了  - 决定了

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给片区小朋友们分发这些安全南瓜

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是社区关系的和睦的基石

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但把那些死小孩聚在一起

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也是我耐力的试金石

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我们可以流水线合作 会很快的

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好主意 Terence

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不过有没有办法能让我直接跳过

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不用做这个

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我有件急事要做

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好的 没问题

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记得完事回来帮忙

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谢啦 给你们一句话

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我一拜 再加一拜

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等于"拜拜"(法语)

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警长你当真的吗

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你就这样让她走了

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要是一年前 我会跟你一样怀疑

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但是我现在懂得了宁纵勿枉

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Gina能有什么急事要做

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她已经在这个片区

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所有反光面上照过自己了

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包括我嘴上涂的唇膏

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她说我瘪嘴的时候她更漂亮

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我在门后

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欢迎 同僚们

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欢迎来到你们人生中最重要的简要会

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众所周知 Holt和Peralta的万圣节赌局已经开始了

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时间争分夺秒

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干嘛穿晚礼服

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我决定让今年的赌局更高大上

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我跟一个过气的魔术师买的

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里面装满了丝巾

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- 啥  - 怎么做到的

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一个真正的魔术师不会自己道破的 年轻人

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好了 现在开始

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我已经计划了三个月了

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你们都有一个专门角色和代号

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Rosa 你是匕首

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警长 你是锤子

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Amy 你是大厅监视器

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耶 姐最牛逼

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Scully还有Hitchcock 我就直接叫你们真名

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以免你们弄不明白

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- 明智  - 啥

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Boyle 如你所愿 你叫二翔子

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不过我觉得你还是三思为妙

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不 就叫二翔子

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就像"飞翔" 但双倍炫酷

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才不是 分明就是屎

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好了 由于去年的经历

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警监会怀疑你们都在帮我

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因此我们会无法接近他的手表

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但是 真正的偷取将会由

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Dan Mcreery实施 别名

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神偷金手指

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你们好吗

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叫我小手手就行了

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嘿 我对这人有印象

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大概是因为你以偷窃罪

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逮捕过他两次吧

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你让一个罪犯来帮你

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疯了吧

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长大点吧 Amy

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好了 我们要通力合作

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让警监走进圈套

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一旦他进去了 神偷金手指 不错的代号

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将会摘下警监的手表

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然后用这个复制品手表代替

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噢 里面是只死鸽子

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好吧

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这只复制品手表

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Jake 如果他被抓到过

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那不就说明技术不行吗

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大概这样会回答你的问题

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金手指

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那是我们的东西

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我的羊角面包

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但里面的熏火鸡肉在哪儿呢

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看看你胸前的口袋

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不是吧

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去赢这场赌局吧

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近来安好 警监

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我在想今晚

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能否有幸和你一起去欣赏歌剧呢

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免了 我选择呆在我上锁的办公室里

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守着仍然安全地戴在我腕上的手表

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我就觉得你可能会这么说

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因此 我决定为你呈现 上门表演的歌剧

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Hitchcock Scully

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卡尔奥夫: 布兰诗歌

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现在 锤子 改你上了

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是舞起锤子的时刻了 我爱生活

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到你了 匕首

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没有要翻筋斗吧

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有必要

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大厅监视器 就是现在 挡住他的去路

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好了 Boyle 是你坚持要我这么说的

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到泼翔时间了

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现在 "Jake直升撸鸡"

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搞什么啊 Amy 那是个人呢

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Paralta 够了

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先生 先生 我很抱歉

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我只是想 找人看看我儿子的糖果

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我扶你起来

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代表九九片区 我向你道歉

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金手指得手了(抓到大屌了)

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我不是故意开黄腔的

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我马上让人

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给你儿子们查查这袋糖

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- Clark  - 是

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- 谢谢  - 如果你有任何需要

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- 请联系我  - 好的

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成功安置复制品 游戏结束

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我知道你们是为了赢得赌注

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但这些都太过头了

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明白了吗

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- Paralta  - 明白了

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完全明白了 长官 对不起

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但远不及你在午夜将有的悔恨

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当你意识到你失去了一切了的时候

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你好呀 Hank 我想应该有个叫Mcreery的

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人高手快的男人留了个包裹给我

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- 有的 稍等一下  - 谢了

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我要拍一个

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你收到手表的视频

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让我把你的嘴唇弄得更饱满些

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别碰我的脸

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好吧 但是如果你的嘴唇不够美 就只能怪你自己了

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这里是Jake动态新闻

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- 记者Charls Boyle  - 谢谢

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- 把盒子打开  - 看一看

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奇怪 只有张纸条

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谢谢你的手表 妈的

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Mcreery偷了警监的手表

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大新闻

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事情的发展可不太妙了

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现在不是时候 Charles

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明智的选择 封锁媒体

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没事 还没结束呢

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还有两个小时找到神偷金手指

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拿回Holt的表

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怎么找 他在哪都有可能

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可能已经到加拿大了

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那里全是树林

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友邦就是一个广袤的藏身圣地

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Boyle 我现在需要你的鼓励 好吗

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好吧 抱歉 我这狗嘴吐不出象牙

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好吧 我来查查逮捕记录

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- 过去住址 已知联系人  - Peralta

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快跑 二翔子 跑啊

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抱歉 长官 我得去一趟

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到厕所进行排尿行为

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大家现在都这么说

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我得请你帮个忙

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这个赌局能先暂停十分钟吗

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当然 或者也可以快进一下

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欣赏你声音变得像花栗鼠一样

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"Peralta 我对你很失望"

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没错 那样是挺搞笑

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你怎么就这么扫兴呢

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Kevin要过来给我送晚餐

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他估计没法接受我们打的赌

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这个表是他爸给我的

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就在他去世前

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噢 临终赠表 不错啊

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- 请别再这样叫了  - 好的

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十分钟停就停吧

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没问题

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爱你哦 走了

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Boyle 神偷金手指给我发短信了

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他想碰个头

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- 太棒了  - 走吧

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淡定点 Holt正盯着呢

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假装我讲了个笑话

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- 对啊  - 该走啦

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玩的同时 安全夹克要穿好

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*瞧瞧又安全又吓人的你*

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没劲

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那小孩儿蛮懂嘛

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多谢你终于来了 Gina

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你不在的时候我们做了400份那玩意儿

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见到你们很高兴

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不幸的是 我待不了太久

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我只是来弄点零嘴的

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到手啦

242
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我还是要先去办之前的那件急事

243
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到底是什么事

244
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好问题 好奇的小雪貂

245
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我一直在练习舞蹈动作

246
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好吧

247
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我的舞队"板潮"

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今晚要在电臀舞蹈大奖赛上表演呢

249
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Gina 搞什么

250
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我替你开脱

251
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可你的急事却是为愚蠢的比赛练舞

252
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我也控制不了

253
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我的生活就是现实版

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是吗

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那你该把现在看作是

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必须全身心投入工作

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上司才不会除掉你的一幕

258
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好吧 我建议你

259
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看看这些洒水器怎么开

260
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因为老娘接下来要怒火中烧了

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到了 金手指约在那个巷子里碰头

262
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有什么剧情设定 小Jake

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他在酒吧留言 想吓唬我

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但只让我怒火中烧

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当回硬汉 去拿回本属于我们的东西

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我要300刀

267
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当然 没问题 要啥您尽管说

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不过我没带钱

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Charles 你带现金了吗

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我带了120刀

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还有我第一天上幼儿园时

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捡到的幸运两美刀

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好的 那一共是122刀

274
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还有你的鞋

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什么 好吧

276
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给 拿上我的鞋

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能把表给我了吗

278
00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:08,950
已经在你手上了 一直都在你手上

279
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什么 你在说什么

280
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我放你车的储物箱里了

281
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你觉得我会带着一块

282
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偷来的警监的表到处跑吗

283
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我可不傻

284
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很好 我本来应该谢谢你

285
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即使在罪犯圈

286
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你的客户服务也烂到家了

287
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我的荣幸 晚安

288
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我们回警局反败为胜

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Jake 你的车

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不 玻璃扎着了 不

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是水泵

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Jake你把车停在消防栓前面了

293
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误事的消防队

294
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得想办法跟上那辆拖车

295
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:34,630
这个怎么样

296
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- 可以  - 快进来

297
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走着

298
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Boyle 我们做到了

299
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看我们的东京漂移

300
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已经看不见拖车了

301
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,110
Charles 你怎么会比车慢这么多

302
00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:52,830
我就是怕把你颠着了

303
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你可是最棒的哥们儿

304
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看 那头有个酒吧

305
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也许能打到车

306
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还有时间把手表争取回来

307
00:11:58,920 --> 00:11:59,420
好嘞

308
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,360
劳驾 借过一下

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赤脚警察来了

310
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老天啊 Charles

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Jake 你在哪

312
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放开我

313
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,330
我还想下周穿着这外套

314
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参加我表弟的成人礼呢

315
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给我松手

316
00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:17,820
Jake 这有派对巴士

317
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嘟嘟 快上车吧

318
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好主意 Boyle

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滚啦

320
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来嘛

321
00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,120
我的手被咬住了啊啊啊

322
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,070
纽约警局 我不是来搅局的

323
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只是需要你载我一程

324
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上来吧

325
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:41,610
来跳舞嘛 喵嗷

326
00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:43,780
呦呵 这是什么情况

327
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,100
万圣节啦 伙计

328
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,710
我的朋友

329
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万圣节喽

330
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,600
还有十六个街区呢 总得找点事做

331
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,000
- 万圣节喽  - 万圣节喽

332
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万圣节喽

333
00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:01,110
嗨 我找你来着

334
00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:01,940
我们得谈谈

335
00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,780
咱们能不现在谈吗Terry

336
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:06,320
我正陷在人间的不幸中无法自拔

337
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,520
我的天 你的家人还好吗

338
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,690
什么家人 别胡闹

339
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,170
不是 咱们在谈正事呢

340
00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:15,370
"板潮"刚刚来把我"舞"退了

341
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,360
还有没有王法了

342
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,470
是我创立了"板潮"

343
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:29,850
可她们现在想弹劾我

344
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,300
就只是因为我连着八次没去排练

345
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,500
我以为自己不会这么说

346
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,110
不过"板潮"说的有道理

347
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,250
你现在超级不负责任

348
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,050
你还老是耍"差度"

349
00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,190
就是差劲的态度

350
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我喜欢哦

351
00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:46,460
听着 我不想告诉你

352
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,300
因为这太不符合我的人格了

353
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,250
不过

354
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,660
我错过排练是因为

355
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我在上夜间大学

356
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:55,120
我想把那什么本科读完

357
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:55,880
真的吗

358
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,200
太好啦Gina 我真为你骄傲

359
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,990
我尽管做事一贯干净利索

360
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,190
没成想却不会

361
00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,960
平衡学业和对舞蹈的热情

362
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,190
而且你还在做全职工作呢

363
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:09,570
那倒是没多大影响啦

364
00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:10,830
不过也没啥关系了

365
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:13,100
因为我再也无法跳舞了

366
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:16,350
这世界痛失了一位天使

367
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,620
告诉你

368
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,610
今晚我陪你跳

369
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,490
我绝不让你因为干了点正经事

370
00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,250
而被那些蠢货欺负

371
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,840
我去学校我自豪

372
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,350
只有真理才能这么有韵律

373
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:29,140
Terry 爱死你了

374
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:31,820
世界啊 你的天使回来啦

375
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,950
多谢你载我一程

376
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:39,740
照片记得圈我哦

377
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:44,230
你好 我是纽约警局的Jake Peralta

378
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:46,480
你们拖走了我的车 我现在着急把它取回来

379
00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,560
有警徽吗

380
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,320
恩 稍等 给您找

381
00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:54,520
我去呀 我的警徽呢

382
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,560
一定是被派对公交上的混球们给偷了

383
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,800
反正你也有驾照或信用卡

384
00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,710
付了钱就能提车了

385
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,160
也是 多谢提醒

386
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,250
事情终于顺了

387
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,210
才怪了好吗

388
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:06,650
我既没带身份证件也没带信用卡

389
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,410
我非常需要那辆车

390
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,920
拜托 求求您了

391
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,650
规矩就是规矩 我无能为力

392
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,840
拜托 别关窗户

393
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,480
别关窗户 等等

394
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,650
你赢了

395
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,990
我放弃了 我现在要

396
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,470
什么鬼花招都不尝试直接乖乖回家

397
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,260
围网上风景真好

398
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,490
我们这居然还临湖呢

399
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:41,480
真棒

400
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,280
我还能打赢那个赌

401
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,340
我还能打赢

402
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,050
别 不要啊

403
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,450
住手啊啊啊啊

404
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,620
站住 不许动

405
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:05,610
好吧 我有一丁点的几率要输了

406
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:10,420
老实交代 马上

407
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,600
你怒气外露了

408
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,320
好吧 事情的经过是这样的

409
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,860
还记得咱打的那个万圣节小赌不

410
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:17,810
你八成不记得了

411
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,870
毕竟已经是今天早上的事儿了

412
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:20,810
不论如何吧 我发现

413
00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:24,120
我派去摘你表的小偷不太靠谱

414
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,770
接着我染上了脚界肺结核

415
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:29,310
还搞丢了你的临终赠表

416
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,330
不过到头来 我还是觉得

417
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:33,200
这件事让我们的关系更加亲密了

418
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,140
这才是一切的意义所在嘛

419
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,860
圣诞快乐

420
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:38,520
你在说什么

421
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,870
我的表就在这里

422
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:42,630
不 我把你的表换了 这是个赝品

423
00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:44,360
不

424
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,750
这个才是赝品

425
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,530
啥

426
00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:48,670
不

427
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:49,920
你怎么

428
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,100
不对呀

429
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,270
到底怎么

430
00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:55,040
不可能啊

431
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,230
这整件事都是你一手策划的

432
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:59,220
你耍了我

433
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:02,760
像Franz Blenheim耍笛子一样耍了你

434
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,350
但你是怎么做到的

435
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:05,330
这次盗窃我都计划了三个月了

436
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,510
我知道 但是我可是计划了

437
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:09,740
一 整 年

438
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,660
去年万圣节 你赢了我之后

439
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,840
我说回办公室去做文书工作

440
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,580
但是我其实没做

441
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:16,670
我在那准备我的复仇计划

442
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,670
万圣节计划
我在那准备我的复仇计划

443
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:19,240
我在那准备我的复仇计划

444
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:19,880
从"云算计"开始

445
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,240
派对巴士
万圣节计划
从"云算计"开始

446
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:20,880
万圣节计划
派对巴士

447
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,260
派对巴士

448
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:25,400
但你怎么可能知道我会想偷你的表

449
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,480
我知道你会选一样对我很重要的东西

450
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:32,380
过去这一年 我都在设法让你注意到我的手表

451
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,860
你迟到了八分钟

452
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,900
你迟到了十四分钟

453
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,400
你早到了三分钟

454
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:40,570
按照芝加哥时间算的话

455
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,710
你用烦死我的手段引诱我去偷它

456
00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:44,440
没错

457
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,550
你有了目标之后

458
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:47,050
还需要一个计划

459
00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:50,410
幸运的是 那个计划被Diaz铐进了警局

460
00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:53,100
这个混蛋扒手 Dan McCreery

461
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:55,480
他能从任何人那里偷走任何东西

462
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,780
任何东西 任何人

463
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,320
当时你的表情可真有意思

464
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,040
我马上把McCreery招进复仇计划

465
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:07,450
快进到今早 你开始行动

466
00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:10,260
McCreery偷了我的表 换了一块假的

467
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:14,610
在你庆祝的时候 他又把手表塞回了我的口袋

468
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,990
从始至终 那块表一直在我身上

469
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:21,580
嗒嗒 嗒

470
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,330
看得出来你很享受这件事

471
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:25,850
不如第二阶段享受了

472
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:26,770
还有第二阶段

473
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:28,430
你们和McCreery接头的时候

474
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:31,500
Santiago搬了一个消防栓到你们车子前面

475
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,730
然后把你的车拖走了

476
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,620
然后 我得把Charles弄走

477
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,780
他有枪 有警徽 而且愿意为你做任何事

478
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:43,400
闯进醉醺醺的游行队伍里之后 你们俩分开了

479
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,030
这段时间足够让Terry把Charles绑走了

480
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:50,360
然后两只熊把饮料撒你身上 顺手偷走了你的钱包

481
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:54,300
那两只熊是Scully和Hitchcock

482
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,070
头套脱不下来了

483
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:57,950
如果Terry绑走了Charles

484
00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,970
那Charles是怎么告诉我去派对巴士的

485
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:02,050
八个月前的一次早会

486
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:06,930
我告诉大家 有一群扒手盯上了派对巴士

487
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,670
那时候我录下了Charles说

488
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:12,850
Jake 派对大巴 上去吧

489
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:17,060
我就知道Boyle不会故意背叛我

490
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:19,370
你没穿着制服的时候 虽然看起来不像警察

491
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:20,690
但警徽还在你身上

492
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:24,150
直到你上了派对巴士

493
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:26,980
Rosa的猫咪舞吸引你注意力时

494
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:29,470
一个神秘的派对伙伴偷走了你的警徽

495
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,440
在万圣节这天

496
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:35,080
面具人是你 你个狡诈的小贱人

497
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:36,240
干得漂亮

498
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,810
不过我最后有个问题

499
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,960
扣我车的那些人真的砸了我的车吗

500
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,590
没有 我还让他们帮你洗了车

501
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:46,140
真逗啊 警监 车子怎么能洗呢

502
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,750
你是怎么说服全部人都帮着你骗我的

503
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:49,880
你给了他们什么好处

504
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,490
我问他们想不想看你出丑

505
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,880
每个人都坚定地点了点头

506
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,970
不瞒你 你这话让我起性致了

507
00:19:55,720 --> 00:20:02,000
除了五周免费加班 我想你还欠我一件事

508
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,440
- 是的 开始吧  - 等等

509
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,640
哈喽

510
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,330
好吧 Raymond Holt警监

511
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:15,840
你是个很棒的警监以及

512
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,290
天才

513
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:19,150
哇噢

514
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:24,020
但你小心点 这一秒我已经开始计划明年的万圣节了

515
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,630
不错 那你只落后了三个月而已

516
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:29,220
你这个杀千刀的大混蛋

517
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,760
嘿 别这么难过

518
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:46,250
没有你 板潮就是个没有灵魂的舞蹈团

519
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,890
我会管她们叫白痴集团

520
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,290
我找过警监了

521
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,460
我们会一起帮你计划时间

522
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,400
这样你就可以兼顾上学和跳舞了

523
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,200
而且我愿意免费当你家教

524
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,770
呃 这个我残忍的拒绝

525
00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:01,470
不过我确实想感谢你们 这么理解我支持我

526
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,100
警长 快转换到狂欢状态吧

527
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,880
准备开始跳舞了

528
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,000
如果你忘记舞步

529
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,020
就把披风一扯 然后把我当披萨一样往上扔

530
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:15,970
掌声欢迎接下来的两位 Terry Jeffers夫妇

531
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,530
我可没同意用那个姓名啊