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噢 噢 噢 圣诞快乐!
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!

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哇哦 谢谢您 好心人
Whoa, thank you, good sir!

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今晚小精灵不会饿死了
The elves will not starve this night.

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- 目标出现了吗? - 没有
- Any sign of our bogie?  - Negative.

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你确定那家伙会出现吗?
Are you sure our guy's gonna show?

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我的线人说过去的三天
My C.I. said he walked this route exactly

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他都从这走
the last three days.

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好吧 我们再等最后十分钟
Fine, but in ten minutes, we're calling this.

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我得回专案组
I have to get back to my ecstasy task force.

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我们必须得快点把傻笑猪主要成员抓回来
We have to bag a major giggle pig player soon,

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不然特遣小组就关门大吉啦
or they're gonna shut us down.

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哦 哦 哦 还有朗姆酒
Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.

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当礼物!
Presents!

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天哪 你不是合格的圣诞老师
God, you're bad at being Santa.

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杰克 妈的 九点方向
Jake, holy crap, 9:00.

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庞蒂亚克强盗 又名道格·朱蒂
The Pontiac bandit,aka Doug Judy.

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好了 圣诞老人 冷静
Okay, Santa, stay calm,

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就像我们演习过一样
just like we practiced.

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圣 道格·朱蒂 诞快乐
Merry Judy, Mr. Doug Judy Christmas.

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- 妈的! - 佩拉尔塔吗?
- Damn it! - Peralta?

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不是!
No!

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洋葱圈炸弹!
Onion ring attack!

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啊! 好油啊!
Ah! Greasy!

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纽约警察! 往哪跑!
NYPD! Stop where you are!

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快跑啊 圣诞老人 你怎么这么胖?
Come on, Santa. Why are you so fat?

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纽约警察 快出去
NYPD. Clear out.

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你在哪儿?
Where are you?

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啊! 抓住你了!
Ah! Ah! Got you!

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道格·朱蒂 你被捕了
Doug Judy, you're under arrest.

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举起手来
Put your hands in the air.

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嗨 罗萨 圣诞快乐 姑娘
Hey, rosa. Merry Christmas, girl.

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闭嘴
Shut up.

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好好看着 孩子们
Take a good look, kids.

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你们要是不乖 这就是下场
This is what happens when you're naughty!

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神烦警探 第二季第十集


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注意 各位
Attention, everyone.

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很多文化中 假期意义相似
Holidays of many cultures approach.

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就是共度欢乐时光
This truly is a joyful time.

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请加入我的冬季欢庆派对
Join me for a festive winter party

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就在这周五七点到九点的肖酒吧
at Shaw's bar this Friday, 7:00 till 9:00.

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还有什么问题?
Any questions?

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是上午还是下午啊?
A.M. or P.M.?

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我让你自己猜吧
I'm gonna let you figure that one out.

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同时 我还要重申一下 不许送礼
Also, I'd like to reiterate None allowed.

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假期愉快
Enjoy this merry season.

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各位九九区的好同志们 我为各位奉上
Good people of the nine-nine, I present to you

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世界第七大奇迹
the seventh wonder of the world,

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道格·朱蒂 又名庞蒂亚克强盗
Doug Judy, aka the Pontiac bandit,

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终于落网!
foiled at last!

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太棒了!
All right!

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哇哦 各位 谢谢你们
Wow, you guys, thank you very much.

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好了 够了 朱蒂
All right, that's enough, Judy.

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这是我的荣誉时刻 不是你的
This is my moment. You are not to enjoy it.

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我忍不住 我为你感到骄傲
I can't help it. I'm proud of you.

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你就像我的儿子一样
You're like a son to me.

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脆弱的白人儿子
A white, crispy son.

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怎么可能? 我是领养的吗?
How would that even work? Am I adopted?

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不是 你妈妈特别白
No, your mother's just really pale.

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差不多白到隐身
Almost invisible.

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好吧
Okay.

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真是不好意思 我会和你们做个交易 
Anyways, it's a shame I gotta 

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然后从这里出去
ruin celebration

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毁了你们的庆祝时刻
by cutting a deal and getting out of here.

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不可能! 对不对?
Never! Right?

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我只是说说
I'm just saying,

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我认识很多高水平罪犯
I know a lot of real high-profile felons.

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让我很想做污点证人
Makes me a very desirable tattletale.

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你让我们去年一年不爽
We will never cut a deal with you,

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我们永远不会和你做交易的
not after you screwed us last year.

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你不想知道本地盗贼团伙的消息?
You don't want any info on a local burglary ring, perhaps?

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吸引力不够
Not good enough.

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没错 警监!
Testify, captain!

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那伪造信用卡的家伙呢?
How about a guy who makes fake credit cards?

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- 不感兴趣 - 看到了吗 朱蒂?
- Negative. - You see that, Judy?

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不管你说什么 你都得进监狱
No matter what you say, you're going to jail.

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毒品呢?
What about drugs?

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你们都听过傻笑猪吧?
Y'all ever heard of giggle pig?

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你知道些什么?
What do you know?

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洗耳恭听
We're listening.

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不 不 不 我们才不要知道呢
No, no, no, no, no, we're not listening.

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我们不能听他的
We can't hear him.

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各位 快点鸣枪
Everybody shoot your guns in the air.

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吉娜 你得看看这个
Gina, you need to see this.

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哦 查理 我不能要
Oh, Charles, I can't take that.

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很明显 这不是现金
It's clearly not cash, and I don't have time

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我很忙的 没空去退货
in my life to return things.

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我昨晚在我爸爸家看到的
I found this at my dad's place last night.

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是他送给你妈妈的礼物
It's from him to your mom.

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不会吧!
No!

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是真的!
Yes!

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伯耶尔 这下糟了
Boyle, this is bad.

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我以为我们父母只是随便玩玩
I thought our parents were just having a casual fling,

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但是送礼物就像他们已经上过三垒了
but presents is like old people third base.

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不会吧 是屁屁蹭在一起
No, that's rubbing butts together.

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什么?
What?

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但是也差不多了
But this is very close.

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吉娜 他俩可能是认真的
Gina, they may be getting serious.

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呃!
Ugh!

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你怎么能那么说!
Don't you dare say that!

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你知不知道 要是我们的父母结婚了
Do you know how disgustingly entangled our lives will be

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我们的生活纠缠在一起 多恶心吗?
if our parents turn into a real couple?

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知道! 我会想要你和你妈
Yes! You think I want you

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加入伯耶尔男子汉的含羞早午餐吗?
and your mom horning in on the boyle boys mimosa brunches?

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那是我们的男子汉时间啊
That's our guy time.

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呃 我们得弄清楚
Ugh. We need to figure out

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这个可怕的包裹里是什么
what is in this horrible package,

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这样我们才能确定
so we can determine

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他们俩进行到哪一步了
where they're at in their relationship.

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如果是本爱情小说
What if it's a romantic book

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或者一个放着他俩合影的相框怎么办?
or, like, a picture of the two of them in a frame?

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哦 还可能是"小情人"情侣睡衣?
Oh, or "his and hers" pajamas?

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能直接吃掉的那种
The kind that dissolve in your mouth.

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呃 不是的! 不是那个 查理
Ew, no! No, Charles, ew.

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胶带都在这啊
So this is where all the tape went.

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我得把女儿们的画贴起来
I gotta put up this pictures my daughters drew.

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我也需要 因为我割破手了
And I need some 'cause I cut my hand.

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希区柯克!
Hitchcock!

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快去医院!
Go to the hospital!

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然后再给医生一百块
And give 100 bucks to some doctor

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让他给我贴一个一模一样的胶带?
to give me the exact same tape?

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我才不去呢
I don't think so.

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哇哦! 这是什么吗?
Wow! What's all this?

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我在为霍尔特警监准备圣诞礼物
I'm making a Christmas present for captain holt.

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我知道 我知道
I know, I know.

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他是"不收礼"坚定拥护者
He has a strict "no gift" policy,

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但是我找到了一个漏洞
but I found a loophole.

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像去年那样的漏洞?
Like your loophole last year?

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我正准备把这个全新的壁球拍扔掉
So I was just gonna throw out this brand-new squash racquet,

129
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但是我想到 "没准警监可以用一下"
but then I thought, "hey, maybe the captain could use it."

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我不想要你的垃圾
I don't want your garbage.

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不 这是一个很贵重的礼物
No, it was a very expensive gift.

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啊哈 被我猜中了
Aha, suspicions confirmed.

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我问过老大什么才能算是礼物
I asked the captain what qualified as a gift,

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他说只要花了钱的都算
and he said anything I spent money on.

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然后我意识到我的时间一文不值
Then I realized, my time is worth nothing.

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听起来是炫耀 但其实好忧桑啊
Sounds like you're bragging, but that's just a sad statement.

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我在做一本他的职业剪贴簿
I'm making a scrapbook of his professional highlights.

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上面有报纸采访报道 警局报告 还有些照片
Newspaper clippings, police reports, pictures.

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他职业的每一个巅峰都被我记录下来了
It's got every moment of his career,

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名字叫"从雷到z"
"from ray to z."

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这可不是什么好名字
This is a very bad idea.

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我也对这名字不满意
I know, I'm not happy with the title either,

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我想过"坚持住"这个名字
but my backup was "keep holting on,"

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但是听起来好像他生病了
but that just makes him sound like he's sick.

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在我们跟里面那货谈判之前
All right, before we make a deal with this evil monster,

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我能问个问题吗?
can I just ask something?

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傻笑猪有这么重要吗?
Is giggle pig really that important?

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我的工作 罗萨的工作 
My job, rosa's job, 

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还有整个警局的正常运行
and the fate of this entire precinct

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都要看这次特遣小组的表现了
all depend upon the outcome of this task force.

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好吧 
All right, fine.

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迪亚兹 我们现在进度怎样?
Diaz, what's our status right now?

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我们已经抓到了一些走私者
We've picked up a bunch of dealers,

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但是我们需要抓到迪多·鲁兹才行
but our main target is tito ruiz.

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他应该是这次行动的头头
We believe he runs the whole operation,

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只是我们还不能确定
only we can't prove it because none of his people

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因为无人检举
will turn on him

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他曾经咬掉过别人的鼻子
just because he bit off a few noses.

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而且是婴儿的
Babies.

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如果道格·朱蒂能供出这个头头的话
I say the only way we make a deal with Doug Judy

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我们才能跟他愉快交易了
is if he can give us the top guy, tito ruiz.

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我可以检举迪多·鲁兹的事
I can give you tito ruiz.

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行行好吧 朱蒂!
Oh, come on, Judy!

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你要我们怎么相信你?
I mean, how do we even know this is real?

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这是个满嘴瞎话的货
This guy's a huckster!

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说谎都不用打草稿
He's a lie guy.

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佩拉尔塔说得对
Peralta has a point.

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你以前骗过我们
You have been a lie guy to us before.

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- 谢谢 - 详细跟我说说
- Thank you. - Give me some details.

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鲁兹跟我在十几年前是一伙的
Ruiz and I were cellies in attica in the '90s.

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上个星期他给我发短信
He texted me last week.

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需我要一些运货的车
Needs some cars to deliver his product.

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没给他 运毒品实在是太蠢了
I said no because drugs are stupid.

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不过运些烟草和伟哥还不错
Except for weed and sex pills.

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是人都有需求嘛
A man has needs.

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# 罗萨, 罗萨, 罗萨, 罗萨 #
Rosa, rosa, rosa, rosa

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# 宝贝 还不知道你的芳姓 #
I can't think of your last name, baby 

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别嬉皮笑脸的!
Enough crooning!

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你能让我们跟鲁兹谈谈吗?
Can you get us a face-to-face with Ruiz?

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可以 但是你们不能把我关在牢里
Yeah, but you gotta give me zero jail time.

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不会的
No, that's not gonna happen.

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你这个蠢肥的朱蒂
Ha-ha! Stupid Judy.

183
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你要是帮我们抓到了鲁兹
The D.A., however, will offer a reduced sentence

184
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地方检察官会给你减刑的
in return for Ruiz's arrest.

185
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牢狱岁月直接从20年降到5年
5 years instead of 20.

186
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好吧 很艰难
Oh, that's tough

187
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但挺公平的
but fair.

188
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我知道你为什么总和他过不去
I can see why you have such intense daddy-stuff with him.

189
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是吗 没有爸爸的人
Oh, yeah, the guy without a daddy

190
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难道就会有爸爸情节吗
is the one with daddy issues.

191
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不知道你大脑什么逻辑
Explain that logic.

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我都要去坐牢了 
Since I'm going to jail, I wanna enjoy my time left

193
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最后几天总得让我享受享受吧
on the outside.

194
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给我安排个五星级酒店
Put me up in a five-star hotel like the royce.

195
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带客房服务加小型酒吧的
Unlimited room service and minibar privileges.

196
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我们只能提供三星级的酒店
Three-star hotel like the brooklyner.

197
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不带小型酒吧 每天伙食补贴60块
$60 a day meal allowance. No minibar.

198
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好吧 那我要四星级的
Four-star hotel like the oneida.

199
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不用什么酒吧 每天给我200块钱
200 in food, no minibar or alcohol,

200
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但我要吃很多糖果和坚果
but I get to go crazy on candy and nuts.

201
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成交
Agreed.

202
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噢 还有最后一个条件
Ow! Oh, one last thing.

203
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迪亚兹得对我温柔点
Diaz has to be nice to me.

204
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我想听她叫我亲爱的
I want her to call me big sugar.

205
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哈 哥们 你想得太美了
Ha, Hugh mistake, bud.

206
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她死都不会同意的
She'll never agree to that.

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我答应 成交 亲爱的
No, I'm in. Let's do this, big sugar.

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啊
Ah!

209
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什么? 好吧 
What? All right, fine.

210
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这个案子我接了
If this is going down, I wanna be on this case,

211
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我会好好盯着你的 道格·朱蒂
and my sole focus is Doug Judy.

212
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他逃不出我的手掌心
He never leaves my sights.

213
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成交! 混混跟警察
Love it! Pontiac bandit and Jake.

214
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又在一起玩耍了!
Pb&j ride again!

215
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# 重逢 感觉如此奇妙 #
Reunited and it feels so good

216
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这是二重唱 哥们 配合点
It's a duet. Get in on this.

217
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# 重逢 彼此心意相通 #
Reunited 'cause we understood

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我不会上当的!
No! No!

219
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亲爱的
All right, big sugar.

220
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这是四星级的酒店 你开心了吧?
Four-star hotel room, you happy?

221
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不错 不错
Okay, okay.

222
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大电视真不错
Okay, flat screen TV.

223
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还有大床
King-sized bed.

224
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还有这么漂亮的衣柜?
Hangers you can take off the rod?

225
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这地儿不错 真不错
This is what's up. This place is nice.

226
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我们应该住在这里的 罗萨
We should settle down here, rosa.

227
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现在我得去洗澡了
Now if y'all excuse me,I'ma go freshen up.

228
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我觉得自己臭烘烘的
I'm feeling stanky.

229
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等等 别这么着急
Hold it! Not so fast.

230
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你要干嘛?
What?

231
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要不我们来亲热一下
Let's make out.

232
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再等等
Not yet.

233
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好了 可以了 里面没窗户
All right, there's no windows. You can go in.

234
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但是洗澡的时候请不要关门 
But leave the door open, and I'm hanging on to this.

235
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我能用这东西干嘛?
What in the world would I do with that?

236
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你可能会突然对我猛吹风
Point it at my face until my eyeballs dry out

237
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那样我就看不见了
and I lose my sense of sight.

238
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再把这个塞到我嘴里 我叫不出来
Then shove it in my mouth, so I can't yell for help,

239
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最后你从大门跑掉 永远消失
and finally run out the front door and disappear forever.

240
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我只想用这个来吹吹我的鞋
Nah, I was just gonna use it to dry my undercarriage later.

241
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伙计们 你们放轻松点好吗?
Ugh. Would you just relax, okay?

242
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别这么一惊一乍的
Stop being so paranoid.

243
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我只想好好玩一玩
I'm playing ball.

244
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好吧
I got you.

245
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我去洗澡了
If you'll excuse me...

246
00:08:33,052 --> 00:08:34,217
听着 我们要小心对付他
All right, we can't be too careful.

247
00:08:34,219 --> 00:08:35,586
让我们再过一遍计划
Let's go over the plan one more time.

248
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道格·朱蒂给鲁兹发短信约定见面
Doug Judy texts Ruiz to set up a meet.

249
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我们有无线耳机 
We each have a hidden wire, and we record ruiz

250
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等到他说傻笑猪的时候 就把他拿下
talking about giggle pig, then take him down.

251
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还是要谨慎为妙
Tac team is on call for backup

252
00:08:42,361 --> 00:08:44,194
你在干嘛? 你好像个变态
what are you doing? You look like a pervert.

253
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在他鞋子里装个迷你定位器
Putting a GPS tracker in his shoe.

254
00:08:45,664 --> 00:08:47,364
这样他就逃不出我们的手掌心了
He is not getting away from me again,

255
00:08:47,366 --> 00:08:49,132
我还得把我的手
even if it means putting my favorite hand

256
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伸进他脏兮兮的鞋子里去
into his rotten stink-boot.

257
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搞定
Okay.

258
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看 你们看过这个菜单吗?
Hoo-hoo! Did you see the menu?

259
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赛美多龙虾 烤阿拉斯加
Lobster thermidor. Baked Alaska.

260
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这么好听 都不像食物的名字
It's so fancy, it don't even sound like food.

261
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来 点些吃的吧
Here, come on. Order something.

262
00:09:01,046 --> 00:09:02,312
来 点些 快点啊
Order it. Do it. Order it.

263
00:09:02,314 --> 00:09:03,612
不了 谢谢 我正在执行公务
No, thanks. I'm on duty.

264
00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:04,381
来吧 佩拉尔塔
Come on, Peralta.

265
00:09:04,381 --> 00:09:07,751
你就让罪犯独享吗
You gonna let the criminal have all the fun?

266
00:09:07,753 --> 00:09:09,219
好吧
All right, fine.

267
00:09:09,221 --> 00:09:14,091
给我来份热月龙虾 缀以加量热月
I'll have one lobster thermidor, extra thermidor on the side.

268
00:09:14,093 --> 00:09:15,325
完全不知道 我点了什么
I have no idea what I'm ordering.

269
00:09:15,327 --> 00:09:17,794
我也是 我们像是开辟菜品的麦哲伦
Me neither. We're like culinary Magellans.

270
00:09:17,796 --> 00:09:19,229
你知道享受还能怎样升级吗
You know how we take this to the next level?

271
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浴袍
Robes!

272
00:09:20,232 --> 00:09:21,398
浴袍
Robes!

273
00:09:22,401 --> 00:09:24,001
# 重逢 #
Reunited

274
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# 感觉如此奇妙 #
and it feels so good

275
00:09:28,007 --> 00:09:30,741
# 重逢 #
reunited

276
00:09:30,743 --> 00:09:34,077
好的 我们只要拆开包装 看看里面是什么
Okay, we just unwrap it, we see what's inside,

277
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再完好的包回去就成
then we perfectly rewrap it.

278
00:09:35,247 --> 00:09:36,413
其他人永远不会知道的
Our parents never know what happened.

279
00:09:36,415 --> 00:09:39,316
老天 你开始流汗了
Ugh, lord, you're starting to sweat.

280
00:09:39,318 --> 00:09:41,251
你会弄脏包装纸的
You're gonna blemish the wrapping paper.

281
00:09:41,253 --> 00:09:42,853
你下手太重了
You're dabbing me really hard.

282
00:09:42,855 --> 00:09:44,321
知道吗 你动作太慢了
You know what? This is taking too long.

283
00:09:44,323 --> 00:09:47,124
过去点儿 笨蛋
Just scooch, you pooch.

284
00:09:50,662 --> 00:09:51,995
你太棒了
You are amazing.

285
00:09:51,997 --> 00:09:53,263
怎么做到的
How did you do that?

286
00:09:53,265 --> 00:09:54,798
我总是提前打开礼物
I always open my gifts in advance,

287
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,400
排练一下我的反应
so I can rehearse my reactions

288
00:09:56,402 --> 00:09:58,802
拍出美美的圣诞快拍照片
and nail those Christmas-morning candids.

289
00:09:58,804 --> 00:10:00,170
瞧着
Check it out.

290
00:10:00,172 --> 00:10:02,105
惊喜
Be-wonderment.

291
00:10:02,107 --> 00:10:05,409
装作喜欢
Disbe-loving it.

292
00:10:05,411 --> 00:10:07,811
目光熠熠的惊讶
Sparkle-surprise.

293
00:10:07,813 --> 00:10:09,446
- 这个我喜欢 - 现在集中精神
- I like that. - Now focus up.

294
00:10:09,448 --> 00:10:12,816
你爸送给我妈
Your dad got my mom...

295
00:10:12,818 --> 00:10:15,252
电子体重秤 真糟糕
A digital scale? That's bad.

296
00:10:15,254 --> 00:10:17,788
太糟了 又糟又贴心
So bad, so wonderfully bad.

297
00:10:17,790 --> 00:10:19,956
你爸肯定用马克笔把不喜欢
Your dad might as well have circled all the parts

298
00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,858
我妈的身份部位都圈出来了
of my mom's body he didn't like with a marker.

299
00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,160
你也是这么对我的
You did that to me.

300
00:10:23,162 --> 00:10:24,261
根本没起作用
And it didn't help at all.

301
00:10:24,263 --> 00:10:25,262
没
Nope.

302
00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:27,464
我妈肯定会讨厌这礼物
My mom is gonna hate this gift.

303
00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:30,013
如果我俩都在场的话
And she'd hate it even more if we were both there

304
00:10:30,013 --> 00:10:31,092
她会更加讨厌这个的
when she opened it.

305
00:10:31,092 --> 00:10:33,136
今晚约我们父母一起吃个
Should we do a gift exchange dinner tonight

306
00:10:33,138 --> 00:10:34,137
交换礼物晚餐如何
with both our parents?

307
00:10:34,139 --> 00:10:35,138
好主意
Great idea.

308
00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:36,139
也许她会扇他脸
Maybe she'll slap him in the face

309
00:10:36,141 --> 00:10:37,340
永远不再跟他说话
and never talk to him again.

310
00:10:38,343 --> 00:10:41,912
目光熠熠的惊讶 真的
Sparkle-surprise, for real!

311
00:10:41,914 --> 00:10:44,181
三份热月龙虾 意大利面 和肉丸
Three lobster thermidors, spaghetti and meatballs,

312
00:10:44,183 --> 00:10:46,083
凯撒沙拉配炸土豆泥而非炸面包丁
Caesar salad with tater tots instead of croutons.

313
00:10:46,085 --> 00:10:47,884
是我的 沙拉
Oh, that's me. Salad.

314
00:10:47,886 --> 00:10:49,152
我想吃的健康些
I'm trying to eat healthy.

315
00:10:49,154 --> 00:10:51,188
我听到了 你的身体神圣不可侵犯
I hear that. Your body is a temple.

316
00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:53,156
好吧 我来检查检查
All right, I'm searching it.

317
00:10:53,158 --> 00:10:54,424
喔 喔
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

318
00:10:54,426 --> 00:10:56,059
佩拉尔塔 你在干嘛
Peralta, what you doing,

319
00:10:56,061 --> 00:10:57,904
用你的手指戳我的高档美餐
putting your fingers in my fancy feast?

320
00:10:57,904 --> 00:10:58,445
怎么
What?

321
00:10:58,445 --> 00:11:00,163
用龙虾难道能逃跑吗
How am I supposed to escape using a lobster?

322
00:11:00,165 --> 00:11:01,798
把柠檬挤向我的眼睛 让我看不见
Squeeze the lemon in my eyes, so I can't see,

323
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,100
用钳子刺我的颈动脉
stab me in the jugular with a claw,

324
00:11:03,102 --> 00:11:03,954
再用尾巴铲断我的喉咙
and then shove the tail down my throat,

325
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,363
让我不能呼救
so I can't scream for help.

326
00:11:05,363 --> 00:11:07,070
我盯着你呢 朱蒂
I gotta keep my eye on you, Judy.

327
00:11:07,072 --> 00:11:08,171
你可是滑不溜手
You're a slippery guy.

328
00:11:08,173 --> 00:11:09,773
好吧 我确实是的
Fair enough. That I am.

329
00:11:09,775 --> 00:11:12,008
但现在我只想帮你
But for right now, I'm all about helping you.

330
00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:14,311
你冷静点儿 吃你的美味龙虾吧
So why don't you just chill and eat some sexy-ass lobster?

331
00:11:14,313 --> 00:11:16,313
好吧 我们的交易耽误够久了
Okay, we held up our end of the bargain.

332
00:11:16,315 --> 00:11:18,148
现在给鲁兹发信息 朋友
Text Ruiz now, friend.

333
00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:19,216
好吧
Fine.

334
00:11:21,153 --> 00:11:22,152
迪多 点 点 点
Tito, dot, dot, dot.

335
00:11:22,154 --> 00:11:23,186
你在吗 问号
You around, question mark.

336
00:11:23,188 --> 00:11:25,889
要见面 句号
Wanna meet up, period.

337
00:11:25,891 --> 00:11:27,924
语音控制文本 我们活在神奇的世纪
Speech to text, we live in a magical age.

338
00:11:27,926 --> 00:11:29,426
好像摩登原始人
It's like The Jetsons.

339
00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:31,895
顺便提一下 迪多这家伙 胆子很小
By the way, this Tito dude, he spooks real easy, so...

340
00:11:31,897 --> 00:11:33,029
不行 你绝不可能单独去见他
No, there's no way you're going in alone.

341
00:11:33,031 --> 00:11:34,231
我们跟你一起
We're coming with you.

342
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:36,366
我已经把卧底故事编好了
I've already got my cover story worked out.

343
00:11:36,368 --> 00:11:38,101
我的名字叫但丁·雷石
My name is Dante Thunderstone.

344
00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:40,823
我九岁那年偷了第一辆车
I stole my first car at the tender age of nine.

345
00:11:40,823 --> 00:11:42,280
你妈被闪电击中后
You had to fend for yourself

346
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,406
你就得照顾自己过日子
since your mother was struck by lightning.

347
00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:45,208
她是怀孕时被击中的
While she was pregnant with me.

348
00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:46,243
她死了 我活着
She passed. I lived.

349
00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:48,078
也可以说宙斯是我爸
Some say that makes Zeus my dad.

350
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,146
喔
Oh!

351
00:11:49,148 --> 00:11:50,147
神话
Mythic.

352
00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:51,148
真赞
That's dope.

353
00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,754
罗萨 你可以当我妻子
And, Rosa, you could be my wife...

354
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:56,482
罗萨
Rosa.

355
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,122
为什么你见贩毒的要带妻子
Why would you take your wife with you to meet a drug dealer?

356
00:11:59,124 --> 00:12:00,490
因为我们做任何事都搭档
'Cause we're partners in everything we do.

357
00:12:00,492 --> 00:12:01,491
哟
Aw.

358
00:12:02,494 --> 00:12:04,961
喔 迪多想见面
Whoa. Tito wants to meet up.

359
00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,263
很好 告诉他来这里见
Great, tell him to meet us over here.

360
00:12:06,265 --> 00:12:07,497
送他龙虾和浴袍
We'll get him a lobster and a robe.

361
00:12:07,499 --> 00:12:12,202
还是算了 出去抓他现行
I mean no, let's go catch him in the act.

362
00:12:13,772 --> 00:12:16,299
副队 我的礼物让我抓狂
Sarge, I'm freaking out about my gift

363
00:12:16,299 --> 00:12:17,385
根本谈不上是礼物
that's not technically a gift.

364
00:12:17,385 --> 00:12:19,744
我怎么不意外呢
Somehow, that doesn't surprise me.

365
00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:22,346
发生了很可怕的事情 我不知所措
Something horrible has happened, and I don't know what to do.

366
00:12:22,348 --> 00:12:23,377
霍尔特队长告诉过你
Has captain Holt ever told you 

367
00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:24,749
关于布鲁克林烤箱的事儿吗
about the Brooklyn broiler?

368
00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:26,684
当然 纵火者
Yeah. Arsonist.

369
00:12:26,686 --> 00:12:29,620
烧了皇冠高地的12幢大楼
Burned down 12 buildings in crown heights.

370
00:12:29,622 --> 00:12:31,689
队长跟我说过很多次
Captain's told me about it many times.

371
00:12:32,624 --> 00:12:36,294
你点火了
You flamed out.

372
00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:37,595
混蛋
Dirt bag.

373
00:12:37,597 --> 00:12:41,032
我想队长也许出错了
Well, I think captain may have made a... Mistake.

374
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:43,334
什么意思
What are you talking about?

375
00:12:43,336 --> 00:12:44,635
我在跟一宗案件时
I was doing follow-up research on the case

376
00:12:44,637 --> 00:12:46,737
在玩"他们在哪儿"的花招的时候
for a fun "where are they now?" Section,

377
00:12:46,739 --> 00:12:48,673
我发现烤箱被错误的指控了
and I don't think the broiler set three of the fires

378
00:12:48,675 --> 00:12:49,674
三起火灾
he was charged with.

379
00:12:49,676 --> 00:12:51,542
我得告诉队长
I gotta tell the captain.

380
00:12:51,544 --> 00:12:52,628
你觉得他会不高兴吗
Do you think he'll be upset?

381
00:12:52,628 --> 00:12:53,588
应该不会
Probably not.

382
00:12:53,588 --> 00:12:55,813
他看起来像是错误被揭露了
I mean, he seems like the kind of laid-back guy

383
00:12:55,815 --> 00:12:57,782
也会轻松接受的那种人
who delights in having his mistakes exposed.

384
00:12:57,784 --> 00:13:00,818
也许明年你可以拼一幅
Maybe next year you can do a collage

385
00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,586
他婚姻失败之处的剪贴画
about low points in his marriage.

386
00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:04,689
我知道你是在讽刺 副队
I know you're being sarcastic, sarge,

387
00:13:04,691 --> 00:13:07,625
但我确实喜欢拼剪贴画
but I really do love making collages.

388
00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:10,494
鲁兹的保镖
Ruiz's bodyguards.

389
00:13:10,496 --> 00:13:14,532
准备好被贴身搜身吧
Prepare to be touched in some real intimate places.

390
00:13:14,534 --> 00:13:15,533
我是清白的
I'm clean.

391
00:13:15,535 --> 00:13:16,600
注意点儿
Watch it.

392
00:13:16,602 --> 00:13:18,869
你的鞋在哪儿弄的 老兄
Where did you get those shoes, man?

393
00:13:18,871 --> 00:13:20,638
他到了
There he is.

394
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,939
迪多 怎么样 老兄
Tito, what's up, my man?

395
00:13:21,941 --> 00:13:24,709
道格·朱蒂 这两是什么人
Doug Judy. Who are they?

396
00:13:24,711 --> 00:13:26,444
这妞是我的保镖 赛琳娜
That's my bodyguard, Selena.

397
00:13:26,446 --> 00:13:27,978
她关灯后会守护我
We're doing it on the D.L.

398
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,880
他真是迷死人了 我怀孕了
He's an amazing lover. I'm pregnant.

399
00:13:29,882 --> 00:13:32,516
太好了
Oh, nice!

400
00:13:32,518 --> 00:13:35,486
这是我的搭档 但丁·雷石
And this here is my partner, Dante thunderstone.

401
00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:36,520
独一无二的
The one and only.

402
00:13:36,522 --> 00:13:37,711
啪啦 啪啦 啪啦 
Brrrat, brrrat, brrrat!

403
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:39,851
好吧 朱蒂
Okay, Judy.

404
00:13:39,851 --> 00:13:40,759
想跟我谈生意
If we're gonna do business,

405
00:13:41,343 --> 00:13:42,760
就得看你有多大本事
I gotta see how good you really are.

406
00:13:42,762 --> 00:13:44,028
这是个考验
This is a test.

407
00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:45,696
去撬开那辆车
Go Jack that car right now.

408
00:13:45,698 --> 00:13:46,997
给他工具
Give him the tools.

409
00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:50,701
小菜一碟
No worries.

410
00:13:50,703 --> 00:13:54,638
这还不简单呐
That is a cinch to pinch.

411
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,674
你别想自己进那辆车
There's no way you're getting in that car alone.

412
00:13:56,676 --> 00:13:58,733
嘿 雷石 你去哪啊 
Hey, where are you going, thunderstone?

413
00:13:58,733 --> 00:13:59,912
去偷车啊
To steal the car.

414
00:13:59,912 --> 00:14:02,947
我去撬锁 朱蒂帮我拿工具
I Jack the rides. Judy holds my tools.

415
00:14:02,949 --> 00:14:04,582
行 给你两分钟
Fine. Then you have two minutes.

416
00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:05,950
一分钟就够了
Only need one.

417
00:14:05,952 --> 00:14:07,718
时间太紧了吧
That was tight.

418
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,420
你装得像个老大似的
You played him like a boss.

419
00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:11,055
过奖了 现在我只要学怎样
Thanks. Now I just need to magically learn

420
00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:12,623
快如闪电般地偷车
how to steal a car.

421
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,125
叭啦 叭啦
Braat, braat!

422
00:14:16,374 --> 00:14:18,687
好 我要做的是 不用钥匙打开车门
Okay, okay, all I have to do is break into this car

423
00:14:18,687 --> 00:14:19,823
而且要开走它
and drive it away without a key.

424
00:14:19,823 --> 00:14:20,508
啥状况
Something wrong?

425
00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:23,824
没 只是在展现偷技之前要先热热身
Nope, just, uh, warming up my stealing fingies.

426
00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:24,825
放松 雷石
Relax, thunderstone.

427
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,049
不难的 拿着
It's easy. Here.

428
00:14:26,049 --> 00:14:28,369
你们在说啥呢
What are you talking about?

429
00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:29,797
没啥 我只是在告诉雷石
Oh, just, uh, telling thunderstone

430
00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:31,331
我是怎么在舞池上舞动的
how I move it on the dance floor.

431
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,834
首先 一定要左右摇摆
Always start with a side-to-side sway.

432
00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:36,170
柔顺 缓慢
Real smooth, real slow.

433
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:37,638
平整地 慢慢地
Real smooth and real slow.

434
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,639
当我感觉到那槽的时候
Yeah, and when I feel that groove,

435
00:14:38,641 --> 00:14:39,640
我就使劲地摁下去
I pop it!

436
00:14:39,642 --> 00:14:41,341
好咧
Yeah.

437
00:14:41,343 --> 00:14:44,078
然后把它拉回来 用力拉回来
And I pull it, pull it back. Pull it back hard.

438
00:14:46,182 --> 00:14:49,183
很好 我喜欢漫天旋舞啊 道格·朱蒂
Yes, I love the way you dance, Doug Judy.

439
00:14:49,185 --> 00:14:52,705
好了 接下来要做的就像法式接吻
All right, this next part is like French kissing.

440
00:14:52,705 --> 00:14:53,393
明白
Got it.

441
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,389
堵在那里 然后疯狂来回转动
Jam it in there and move it around wildly.

442
00:14:55,391 --> 00:14:57,026
我得问问 佩拉尔塔 
I gotta ask, peralta, 

443
00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:58,826
女士们都喜欢这种方式吗
do the ladies enjoy that technique?

444
00:14:58,828 --> 00:15:00,327
十秒钟
Ten seconds.

445
00:15:00,329 --> 00:15:01,562
拜托
Come on.

446
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,332
好啦
Ah, yes!

447
00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:08,802
行 我们走
Okay, let's go.

448
00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:11,786
真是谢谢 查理和雷吉娜
Thank you, Charles, Regina,

449
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,754
邀请我们来这四人约会
for inviting us on this double date.

450
00:15:13,756 --> 00:15:17,225
有点像个有趣的圣诞四路 是吧
Kind of like a fun Christmas four-way, right?

451
00:15:17,227 --> 00:15:18,259
说得好啊 林
Well put, Lynn. Yeah.

452
00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:20,161
很甜蜜的柔情
A very sweet sentiment.

453
00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:21,996
我的天 我们愣着干嘛
Oh, my God! I have an idea.

454
00:15:21,998 --> 00:15:23,341
拆礼物吧
Let's open presents.

455
00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:24,358
好啊
Okay. Oh.

456
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,199
我想看看大家收到什么礼物
I wanna see what everyone got everyone

457
00:15:25,201 --> 00:15:27,835
还有大家那杯具的反应
and how everyone reacts poorly.

458
00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:29,604
好玩 希望你会喜欢
Fun, fun. I just hope you like it.

459
00:15:29,606 --> 00:15:30,738
我不确定
I don't know.

460
00:15:33,576 --> 00:15:35,776
数字秤?
A digital scale?

461
00:15:35,778 --> 00:15:39,280
林·伯耶尔 你太可怕了
Lynn boyle, you're a horrible, horrible man.

462
00:15:39,282 --> 00:15:40,748
这个秤都超出我们的开销限制了
You went way over our price limit.

463
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:41,749
但我还是买了
Yes, I did.

464
00:15:41,751 --> 00:15:43,050
我很喜欢
And I love it! Yay!

465
00:15:43,052 --> 00:15:45,720
在洗手间用这个再也合适不过了
It's gonna go so great in the guest bathroom.

466
00:15:45,722 --> 00:15:46,954
什么
What?

467
00:15:46,956 --> 00:15:47,955
我和林搬到一起住
Lynn and I are moving in together.

468
00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:50,813
不过房租有点高 所以我们承诺
And the rent's a little steep, so we promised

469
00:15:50,813 --> 00:15:52,193
只交换小礼物
we would only exchange small gifts.

470
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:54,562
但你还是没有兑现承诺 是吧
But you had to push it, didn't you?

471
00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:55,563
我错了
I did.

472
00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:57,164
你这个淘气鬼
You naughty boy.

473
00:15:57,166 --> 00:16:00,635
我坚决给我的小辣妹礼物 小辣妹
I had to get my pookums a present, pookums.

474
00:16:00,637 --> 00:16:04,539
真棒 实在是太美好了
Okay, well, this is wonderful,

475
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:07,875
但我还有地方要去 所以我要走了
but I am needed elsewhere, so I'm gonna take off.

476
00:16:07,877 --> 00:16:11,546
谢你啦
Thank you so much.

477
00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:13,281
咯 咯
Nog, nog.

478
00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:15,216
圣诞的小幽默
Little Christmas humor.

479
00:16:15,218 --> 00:16:17,785
嗯 鸡叫的"咯咯"替换了敲门声"咚咚"
Yes, the "nog" from "egg nog," used in place of "knock."

480
00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:20,254
我错了 原来他喜欢
I stand corrected. He loved it.

481
00:16:20,256 --> 00:16:22,623
我找了一些旧文件
So I was just looking through some old files,

482
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:25,527
我可能在已结案件中发现了一个错误
and I think I may have found a mistake in a closed case.

483
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,820
哪一起
Which one?

484
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,163
我说的是… 既然我仔细考虑了
It was actually... now that I think of it,

485
00:16:29,165 --> 00:16:30,565
如果我没记错的话
if I'm remembering correctly,

486
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,395
不过我也有可能记错 但是... 
and I could be wrong on this, but...

487
00:16:32,395 --> 00:16:33,586
是布鲁克林烤箱
it's the Brooklyn broiler.

488
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:35,269
啥? 混蛋消声灭迹很久了啊
What? That dirtbag flamed out ages ago.

489
00:16:35,271 --> 00:16:36,837
哪根筋让你去看那件案子啦?
Why were you looking at that case?

490
00:16:36,839 --> 00:16:38,673
她打算做一份礼物给你...
She was making you a gift...

491
00:16:38,675 --> 00:16:40,308
不是礼物 讨厌鬼
not a gift, snitch.

492
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:41,842
我没有花任何钱
It didn't cost me anything,

493
00:16:41,844 --> 00:16:44,011
只是我费了几个无价值的工时
just my worthless man-hours.

494
00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:46,347
"从雷到z?
"From ray to z"?

495
00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:48,249
我跟你说过不要礼物
I thought I told you no gifts.

496
00:16:48,251 --> 00:16:50,406
把这个拿走 烤箱的文件给我
Take this away, and bring me the broiler's file.

497
00:16:50,406 --> 00:16:51,473
我会把这个错误查到底
I'll look into this mistake.

498
00:16:51,473 --> 00:16:53,518
事实上 证据在剪贴簿里的其中一部分
Actually, the evidence is part of the scrapbook,

499
00:16:53,518 --> 00:16:54,906
所以我才把整本剪贴簿都送给你
so I have to leave the whole thing.

500
00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:56,290
行 我会浏览相关页面
Fine, I'll look at the relevant pages

501
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:58,292
至于其他的
but as for the rest,

502
00:16:58,294 --> 00:17:01,128
我是不会看的
I will not peruse.

503
00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:05,232
哇 很酷的设备 这里制什么的?
Wow, sweet setup. What do you make here?

504
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:07,101
不用担心
Don't worry about it.

505
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:08,803
酷毙了 酷毙了 酷毙了 酷毙了
Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

506
00:17:08,805 --> 00:17:10,771
每周我们需要20辆汽车
We need 20 cars a week.

507
00:17:10,773 --> 00:17:13,774
每辆车我只想用一遍 然后就抛弃它们
I want to use them each once, then dump 'em.

508
00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:16,277
告诉你 你选对人了
Oh, well, you picked the right man.

509
00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:18,212
我们要不要做个交易
So are we gonna make a deal or what?

510
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:20,181
或者我跟你的老板谈
Or do I need to talk to your boss?

511
00:17:20,183 --> 00:17:21,315
你可以跟我谈
You can talk to me.

512
00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:23,050
你是老板?
So you're the boss?

513
00:17:23,052 --> 00:17:24,251
嗯 我就是老板
Yeah, I'm the boss,

514
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,620
这是我的地盘
and this is my place.

515
00:17:25,622 --> 00:17:27,054
大家都知道 在我的地盘
And in my place, people know

516
00:17:27,056 --> 00:17:29,223
不该问傻问题
they shouldn't ask dumb questions.

517
00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:31,325
明白没?
Got it?

518
00:17:31,327 --> 00:17:32,326
明白了
Yeah, I got it.

519
00:17:32,328 --> 00:17:35,096
我告诉过他的 迪多
I tried to tell him, tito.

520
00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:36,605
好吧 我们谈谈细节
All right, let's talk deets.

521
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:41,216
是我们的人吗?
Is that us?

522
00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:42,336
不是 我们现在得走了 走 走 走
No, we gotta go right now! Go, go, go!

523
00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:44,305
蹲下 纽约警局
On the ground! NYPD!

524
00:17:44,307 --> 00:17:45,773
纽约警察 大家不许动
NYPD. Nobody move!

525
00:17:47,243 --> 00:17:48,242
迪亚兹!
Diaz!

526
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:49,310
不用帮我 注意你身后
Don't need help. Behind you.

527
00:17:49,312 --> 00:17:51,245
再见啦 佩拉尔塔 给你的定位仪
Bye bye, peralta. Here's your GPS.

528
00:17:51,247 --> 00:17:52,674
不
No!

529
00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:55,005
我们走
Let's go!

530
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,107
哈哈 抓到你了
Ha-ha, I got you!

531
00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:00,243
没错 不过迪多跑了
Yeah, you did, but your boy tito's getting away.

532
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,949
该死 去你的 道格·朱蒂!
Damn it! Damn you, Doug Judy!

533
00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:13,823
我不会忘记你 但丁·雷石
I'll never forget you, Dante thunderstone!

534
00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:23,033
你有权保持道格·朱蒂
You have the right to remain Doug Judy.

535
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,267
你所说的道格或朱蒂都会被作为
Anything you Doug or Judy can be used

536
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,803
呈堂道格·朱蒂
against you in a Doug of Judy.

537
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,005
抱歉 我脑子里都是
Sorry, I'm preoccupied by someone

538
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,040
无名的某人
who will remain nameless.

539
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,675
我重来哈
I'll start over.

540
00:18:33,374 --> 00:18:36,476
桑蒂亚戈 我想谢谢你送我的礼物
Santiago, I want to thank you for my gift.

541
00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:38,512
- 你喜欢剪贴簿? - 我不知道
- You like the scrapbook? - I don't know.

542
00:18:38,514 --> 00:18:42,216
我言而有信 我就不细读了
I'm a man of my word, so I did not peruse.

543
00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:45,352
我说的礼物是你指出我的错误
The gift I'm referring to was you pointing out my mistake.

544
00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:47,554
你知道为什么我不收礼吗
Do you know why I don't accept gifts?

545
00:18:47,556 --> 00:18:50,457
因为你足够成熟 就不需要物质的东西了
Because you're so evolved, you don't need material things.

546
00:18:50,459 --> 00:18:51,491
因为我不喜欢马屁精
Because I don't like brown-nosing.

547
00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:52,492
噢
Oh.

548
00:18:52,494 --> 00:18:54,561
哎呀 不忍直视
Youch, that was hard to watch.

549
00:18:54,563 --> 00:18:55,829
你当面指出了我的错误
You told me to my face that I made a mistake,

550
00:18:55,831 --> 00:18:58,432
这是马屁精遥不可及的
and that's as far from brown-nosing as one can get.

551
00:18:58,434 --> 00:18:59,251
我尊重你的行为
I respect you for that.

552
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:00,231
现在我有一个礼物要给你
Now I have a gift for you.

553
00:19:00,231 --> 00:19:02,703
我有布鲁克林烤箱全集
I have the complete Brooklyn broiler files.

554
00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:04,188
他被判处三项谋杀罪
He was given three life sentences,

555
00:19:04,188 --> 00:19:05,190
事实上应该只有两项
and it should have been two.

556
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:08,442
我向地方检察官指出了这个错误
So I've already contacted the D.A. about the error.

557
00:19:08,444 --> 00:19:10,577
你能帮我找出是谁放的火吗
Will you please help me figure out who set those other fires?

558
00:19:10,579 --> 00:19:13,880
噢耶 
Ooh! More work!

559
00:19:13,882 --> 00:19:15,515
我知道这听起来很讽刺 不过
I know that sounded sarcastic, but...

560
00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:16,583
没人这么想
nobody thought that.

561
00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:17,584
压根不会
Not for a moment.

562
00:19:17,586 --> 00:19:19,820
好极了
Great.

563
00:19:23,658 --> 00:19:26,526
小查理 进展如何 宝贝儿 
Chaz-ma-taz, how we doing, baby?

564
00:19:26,528 --> 00:19:27,995
我还以为你心情不好呢
I thought you'd be in an awful mood.

565
00:19:27,997 --> 00:19:30,797
我从来没有这么目标明确过
Why would be upset when I've never had more purpose

566
00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:32,432
为什么要沮丧
in my entire life?

567
00:19:32,434 --> 00:19:33,700
你要去毒杀我老爸吗
Are you gonna poison my dad?

568
00:19:33,702 --> 00:19:35,535
才不 我们各自的父母说他们是相爱的
No, our parents say they're in love,

569
00:19:35,537 --> 00:19:39,506
但是我们知道是他们的大脑抽风了
but we both know that's just their old brains disintegrating.

570
00:19:39,508 --> 00:19:41,341

我们得拆散他们
We need to break them up

571
00:19:41,343 --> 00:19:43,844
为人为己
for their sake, for our sake,

572
00:19:43,846 --> 00:19:46,880
为我们伟大的祖国
for the sake of this great nation.

573
00:19:46,882 --> 00:19:48,849
同意
Agreed.

574
00:19:48,851 --> 00:19:52,686
哦哦 我忘记你的手有多粘呼呼了
Ew! I forgot how clammy your hands are.

575
00:19:54,023 --> 00:19:57,357
不影响我的好心情 不影响我的好心情
Mood unaffected. Mood unaffected.

576
00:19:57,359 --> 00:19:59,559
注意啦 注意
Attention please! Attention.

577
00:19:59,561 --> 00:20:01,995
抱歉打断你们的假日狂欢
I'm sorry to interrupt your holiday revelry.

578
00:20:01,997 --> 00:20:03,864
今晚很有意思
It truly is a fun night.

579
00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:06,600
我提议给迪亚兹警探
I'd like to propose a toast to detective Diaz

580
00:20:06,602 --> 00:20:09,303
和她的缉毒小组祝酒
and her task force, who successfully brought down

581
00:20:09,305 --> 00:20:11,905
她捕获了迪多·鲁兹和他的傻笑猪毒网
tito ruiz and his entire giggle pig network.

582
00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:13,907
伙计们 干得漂亮 一饮而尽吧
Great work, everyone. Drink up!

583
00:20:13,909 --> 00:20:15,842
耶
Yeah!

584
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,580
嘿 我有检查了一遍
Hey, so I checked again.

585
00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:21,748
道格·朱蒂还没露面
Doug Judy still hasn't surfaced.

586
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,517
他露面了
Yeah, he has.

587
00:20:23,519 --> 00:20:26,320
他发了这个给我
He just sent me this.

588
00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:29,623
怎么样 佩拉尔塔
What's up, peralta?

589
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,591
来自天堂的问候
Greetings from paradise.

590
00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:33,794
事实上 酒店发生的事 我有点小遗憾
Actually, I'm a little disappointed in the hotel.

591
00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:34,961
你怎么弄坏了一个煎蛋卷
How do you mess up an omelet?

592
00:20:34,963 --> 00:20:36,963
那只是一个鸡蛋
It's just a flat egg.

593
00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,632
接下来的十分钟
He pretty much just talks about the omelet

594
00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:40,867
他只讲了那个煎蛋卷 但是
for the next ten minutes, but...

595
00:20:40,869 --> 00:20:42,336
至于我逃之夭夭
About my escape.

596
00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:43,811
这是我的同伴凯尔
This is my associate Kyle.

597
00:20:46,707 --> 00:20:47,770
他开走了垃圾车
He drove the garbage truck.

598
00:20:47,770 --> 00:20:50,644
你一定还记得他是客房服务员
You may also remember him as the room service water

599
00:20:50,646 --> 00:20:52,679
你给了很多小费哦
I had you tip so generously.

600
00:20:52,681 --> 00:20:54,047
婊子
Son of a bitch.

601
00:20:54,049 --> 00:20:56,383
当他点龙虾的时候
Yup, and when he ordered the lobster,

602
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,485
这是让凯尔跟上他的暗号 
it was code for Kyle to follow him.

603
00:20:58,487 --> 00:20:59,586
无论如何 告诉迪亚兹她爱我
Anyway, tell Diaz she loves me.

604
00:20:59,588 --> 00:21:01,655
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas!

605
00:21:01,657 --> 00:21:03,090
嘿 先说重要的
Hey, first things first.

606
00:21:03,092 --> 00:21:05,559
我保证我们会一起逮捕道格·朱蒂
I swear to you we are gonna catch Doug Judy.

607
00:21:05,561 --> 00:21:07,094
我知道
Yeah, I know.

608
00:21:07,096 --> 00:21:08,562
我们抓过 能再抓一次
We did it once. We can do it again.

609
00:21:08,564 --> 00:21:10,831
不 我们会抓住他
No. We will catch him.

610
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,033
更重要的是 谢谢你
More importantly, thank you.

611
00:21:13,035 --> 00:21:14,568
我知道做这个决定有多艰难
I know how hard that was to make that choice

612
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:15,669
让他逃之夭夭
and let him get away.

613
00:21:15,671 --> 00:21:18,038
不 这是个很自然的选择
No, it was an easy call.

614
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,040
我知道这项行动对你而言意义重大
I know how much this task force means to you.

615
00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:21,508
如此非凡 压力山大
It means so much, and it's been so stressful,

616
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:23,377
但是进展得很好
and it went so well.

617
00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:25,512
说真的 看着我 我都憋不住笑了
Seriously, look at me, I cannot stop smiling.

618
00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:27,581
人们的脸怎么能笑的?
How do people do this with their faces?