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嘿 Boyle

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给我推荐个好点的餐厅

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Marcus的生日快到了 我想对他

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好点

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喔 你想要经典的 浪漫的

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- 还是很能引起食欲的  - 恶 算了

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这话题我熟 你们在聊约会吧

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你应该这样

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把他请到家里 点些高端的外卖

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扔进锅里 装成是你做的

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我是在雅虎知道上看到的

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兄弟 我是不会买锅的 我们又没结婚

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好吧 你们知道现在是什么时候了吗

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因为我的连帽衫知道

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Gina支招时间到
因为我的连帽衫知道

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看看这
Gina支招时间到

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看看这

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我有几个词送你们

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变装皇后

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点心

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你说的是这周五晚上吗

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到处都被预约满了

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只剩72小时了

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咱们还只是在规划环节吗

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你必须延期

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生日不能延期啊 Amy

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但 如果你不能预约到位置

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你还可以回家给他洗头发

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你能不能别总是推荐这个

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可这总是很浪漫的呀

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你可以去帝国大厦楼顶

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那里很浪漫

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嗯 这个可以有

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你在那里可以尿遍整个城市

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- 啥呀  - 拜托  - 什么鬼

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神烦警探 第二季 第十三集

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收

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收啊

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拜托啊

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这傻逼机器不收我的钱

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那是一半一块钱和一半比萨优惠券粘在一起了

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它能买2块5的芝士面包啊

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你本来还能赚点呢 机器

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警长 能借给我1块钱吗

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不 不能再借你钱了

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你已经欠我好多了

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Terry银行关门了

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这是啥 开拖船吗

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我好喜欢拖船

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不是拖船啊

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我在关金库大门啊

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好吧 我能欠你多少钱

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50 60刀吧

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2437美元

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美元

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等等 当然是美元 为啥我会对这部分感到惊讶

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Jake 如果你还了我会非常感谢你的

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哇 这是别人对我说过最奇葩的话了

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如果你还了我会非常感谢你的

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很好 你也听到了

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我欠他钱好久了

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他之前也没在乎过呀

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肯定有什么事

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我要放下手头上所有事情来搞清楚

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他为什么这么奇怪

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或者 你可以直接把钱还给他

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很搞笑哦 Rosa

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搞笑

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Santiago 你有空的时候把那些案件箱拿过来

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好的 搭档 马上来

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搭档

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发生了什么事

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这是什么许愿活动吗

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你是不是快挂了

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是不是你太孤单了

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我在警监以前的案子里找到了一个错误

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他让我去跟他研究一下

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以他搭档的身份

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我们的关系更近了一步

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从尴尬的上下级到尴尬的同事了

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这是个真实的丑小鸭的故事

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我们会擦出智慧的火花

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吃着街边小吃 跟踪着嫌疑犯

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边喝咖啡边唠嗑

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Santiago

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我说现在啊

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好的

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看到没 他等不及和我一起工作了

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他看起来真是迫不及待呢

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你好 Terry

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我就过来告诉你一声

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我一会儿就去银行

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没错

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我会还你钱的 因为我知道你的秘密

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你在说什么啊

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我没有秘密

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真的吗

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第一个证据

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几年来你都没在意过我欠你的钱

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你现在突然要让我还你

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这告诉我你有一项紧急的

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意外的支出

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或者 我不愿意再等你做出正确的事了

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不可能

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你对我的无理取闹一直有着无尽的耐心

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第二个证据

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你上两周看了两次牙医

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没人看牙医那么频繁

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我都7年没去了

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你也该看看牙了 Jake

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也许吧 我的牙老疼

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第三个证据

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我越来越喜欢讲"第几条证据"了

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以后都这样说了

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第四个证据

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我在你桌上找到了这个

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是个名单

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Nathaniel Jeffords Alexa Jeffords

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那些是我表亲们的名字

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骗人

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只有一个结论

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你 Terry Jeffords 又要有孩子了

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这些是你选的小孩的名字

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牙医其实是产科医生

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钱是给娃准备的

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买纸尿裤什么的

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你在说什么啊 大哥

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太疯狂了

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靠

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还有别人知道吗

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没了 就你 你老婆 还有撞撞

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那是我给你孩子取的名字

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男孩女孩都能用哦

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你听着 Jake

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我们才知道Sharon怀孕了

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现在告诉大家还太早

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这是个秘密

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- 明白吗  - 明白

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是吗

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你明白吗

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啊 暴力来的太快就像龙卷风

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这是很严肃的事 Jake

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严肃一点

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我保证不会告诉其他人 好吗

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我会守口如瓶的

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很好

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对你来说我有重量吗

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没有

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就像举起几颗葡萄一样

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好的 搭档 咱们来搞定这个

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不如我们去咖啡厅坐坐

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交流一下各自的想法

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我已经解决了

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哦

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那不如我们去咖啡厅坐坐

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然后你告诉我你发现了什么

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不用了 在这说就行了

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火是Richard Wilcox放的

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他是三场火灾中均第一个到现场的救火员

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好 呃 那现在我们来反向推理

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找出为什么

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他想升官 想当个英雄

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对

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但 我们怎么找出这个坏蛋呢

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这么多年过去了 要再找他

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他开了间店

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我有地址

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好吧

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我可以开车

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不 你不知道我们要去的地方

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但如果你想喝咖啡

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那附近有一间老面包店

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买的咖啡很难喝

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但我很享受怀旧的氛围

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我超喜欢难喝的咖啡

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现在咱们去把Richard Wilcox拿下吧

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那个一无是处的小混混

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他86岁了

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再老也是小混混 警监

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好了 警长

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债务的第一笔分期付款

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1200刀 是我全部的积蓄

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还要告诉你 这些都是散钱

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因为填满一个公文箱要好多纸币

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谢谢你 Peralta

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跟别人分享秘密

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是件很美好的事

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我又要有孩子了

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是啊 我们要有孩子了

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我说我们 是因为我劝你别去做结扎手术

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所以如果不是因为我 你就没有鸡鸡了

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你还是不知道结扎手术怎么做的吧

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听着 我在想

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既然我证明了我在财政方面是很有责任感的

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让我当孩子的教父怎么样

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这样好不好

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四周内 你不告诉任何人

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我老婆怀孕了 我就考虑让你当教父

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太好了

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哦还有 我列了个宝宝名字的清单放里面了

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我最喜欢的是Nakatomi

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以里的大厦命名

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男孩女孩都适用哦

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发生什么了

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这么多钱哪来的

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切 我抓坏蛋的啊

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我工作挣钱的啊 真是

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我把支票账户里的钱取光了

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等一下 你欠Terry钱好多年了

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现在 突然间你把所有钱都取给他了

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- 为什么  - 为什么

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等一下 因为所以啊

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这不算回答

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不是 好吧 因为你们总念叨

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我欠Terry钱这事

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说服了我 欠债还钱非常重要

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你欠我们所有人钱

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意思是不是每个都还

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对啊 Jake 还是你跟Terry的友情

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有什么特别之处

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没有啊

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Terry不是特例

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我会把欠每个人的钱都还清

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天哪 接下来的这句话

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我是想说给杀了我全家的毒贩听的 但是

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"是时候还清了"

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那么 就从我还Terry的钱里拨一小点给你们咯

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此处没有欢呼吗

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是在逗我吗

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好吧 我知道该怎么办了

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好吧 我欠你们剩下几个人多少钱呀

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4009美元

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什么 这怎么可能

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2008年6月3日 给你垫了饭钱

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花了8块零45美分

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2008年6月3日 给你垫了汽水钱

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花了1块5分钱

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2008年6月3日 借给你4000刀去置备娱乐设施

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原来如此

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从那以后我就没有继续记着了

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好 好吧 明白了

242
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其他的诸位呢

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710块大洋

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856块零32分

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恩 蛮具体的

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抱歉啊各位 我真的还不了

247
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这钱太多我出不起

248
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你干嘛不把还Terry的钱拿回来

249
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再分成六份呢

250
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至少每个人都能拿到一点了

251
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不是不可以 但Terry需要这笔钱啊

252
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要这笔钱干嘛

253
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那个吧

254
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是为了

255
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做丰臀手术

256
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明智

257
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Terry的臀部真的是重灾区

258
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- 对  - 等等你说啥

259
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啥

260
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我没打算做丰臀手术

261
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我也不需要做

262
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那好啊 赶紧把钱分了

263
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不不不 这样行不行

264
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我给你们干活抵债

265
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怎么样 想让我干什么都可以

266
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干什么都行吗

267
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只有我被他的话吓得蛋疼菊紧吗

268
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不止是你 那话听起来真心蛋疼

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没错 他想让你干些超诡异的事

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你好呀 搭档

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两杯咖啡

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黑咖啡是我的 牛奶的是你的

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你还记得我的喜好

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是的 要加牛奶

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不过是一个配料而已

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但你却记住了

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嗯

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总之 还没有发现Wilcox

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我们是不是该深入分析一下案件

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计划接下来的步骤 顺便小搓一顿

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不用了

282
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我带了这些

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能量棒

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我有原味无味款和全麦无味款

285
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能量棒听起来很好呢

286
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但是我们也可以在街头吃点肉呀

287
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那才是跟踪期间的经典菜式 不过都随便吧

288
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有意思

289
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肉

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在街头

291
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这个可以有

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作为诗人的我 不经意间便押了个韵

293
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反正已经都发生了

294
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好主意呀 搭档

295
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我们去街头吃肉吧

296
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好嘞

297
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你债还得如何了

298
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糟透了

299
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Rosa让我给她洗摩托车

300
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"还债即为报应"

301
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哎哟 这么多帅气的报应台词就全浪费在这儿了

302
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这车真是脏得要死

303
00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:35,470
这还不是最要命的活儿呢

304
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Gina让我打电话跟别人说她死了

305
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就是要看看他们的反应

306
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她哭了没 她哭了没

307
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有一点

308
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你应该哭天抢地才是 你个冷血婊

309
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接下来给我另一个祖母打电话

310
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还有Scully

311
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再往下

312
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再往下

313
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我都碰到你屁股了

314
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再往下

315
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他的屁股蛋子明显需要放松一下了

316
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我的老天

317
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太抱歉了

318
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那我至少能帮你一把

319
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不不不不

320
00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:04,570
这只会让别人起疑心

321
00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:06,690
而且 我并不介意做这些苦差事

322
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,120
因为我要为你保守秘密

323
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,800
为了你 为了Sharon 为了Miata

324
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Miata这名字男女通用呢

325
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哟 哟 哟 你们俩在这儿嘀咕什么呢

326
00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:15,880
啥 什么都没有

327
00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,080
你想干什么 Boyle

328
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找你讨债呀

329
00:10:18,390 --> 00:10:19,870
我想让你帮我给狗洗澡

330
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,930
哼 我明知道你讨厌狗

331
00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:23,590
为什么还要让你干这种活呢

332
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,660
他们抓到什么都能干起来

333
00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:25,890
那不过是他们的热情

334
00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:28,290
其实你也可以不洗他们

335
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,580
前提是你告诉我你们刚刚在说什么

336
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,930
你们俩之间有小秘密

337
00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:33,470
我能嗅出来

338
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Jason 现在不行

339
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坐下

340
00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:37,880
哎哟 我们没有秘密 好吗

341
00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:38,770
我们之间有秘密吗 Terry

342
00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,610
就算有 对我来说也是秘密

343
00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,070
那好吧 那你就给我的狗洗澡吧

344
00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:47,610
警告你 他们刚看完

345
00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:48,870
所以他们现在超级饥渴

346
00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:58,570
啊 Jason

347
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,200
还没轮到你呢

348
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,200
这蛮好吃的 真的

349
00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:06,810
这酱是给你的鸡肉的还是给我的羊肉的

350
00:11:06,810 --> 00:11:08,380
诶 我不清楚

351
00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:09,300
要不要试试看

352
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:10,550
放胆一试吧

353
00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,430
走你 好嘞

354
00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:18,590
太好吃了

355
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,580
我不喜欢

356
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,720
但我试了

357
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,260
又有新鲜事给Kevin讲了

358
00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:26,090
在你抓住布鲁克林烧烤狂的时候

359
00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:27,510
谁是你的搭档呀

360
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,200
Martin Ormankupp

361
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他是个好搭档

362
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:34,470
聪明 忠诚 恐同但不搞种族歧视

363
00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,490
在那时候已经算是个好人了

364
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,630
恩 那你们用了多久去解决那个案件呀

365
00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:42,070
Martin Ormankupp和我用了八个月跟踪他

366
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:45,730
差点害得他和他老婆Heather Ormankupp离婚

367
00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,550
哦 长官 快看

368
00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:48,950
这八成是我们要找的人 走吧

369
00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,100
纽约警局 我们是搭档

370
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,930
我们想问你几个问题

371
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:57,720
你不是Richard Wilcox

372
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,370
那是我的爷爷 他几周前刚刚去世

373
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,090
我只是来打扫他的店铺

374
00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:04,140
哦不 出岔子了

375
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,880
你觉得那个小混混在说谎吗 搭档

376
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:06,640
不是的

377
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,350
是我的肠胃出岔子了

378
00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:09,730
因为我吃了街头肉

379
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,690
- 我们赶紧走吧  - 好

380
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,130
诶哟 好吧

381
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,060
好了 我来开车

382
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,440
长官 我们可以找个公共厕所解决吗

383
00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:24,410
不行 这可是很私人的紧急情况

384
00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:25,200
啊

385
00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:30,170
我去健身房了

386
00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:33,220
之后Sharon就带我去看牙医

387
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,410
可不嘛警长 你的牙都这样了

388
00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:36,600
听着 各位

389
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,300
我刚刚转发给你们的邮件

390
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,600
是关于酒店盗窃案嫌疑犯的

391
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,370
都看看 我们得把这人抓住

392
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,980
好嘞 我们来看看

393
00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,290
Hurricane(飓风)

394
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:49,250
Hurricane Jeffords

395
00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:51,820
男女通用的名字

396
00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:52,030
小宝宝可以取名叫Hurricane Jeffords
男女通用的名字

397
00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,280
我知道这是怎么回事了 Jake
小宝宝可以取名叫Hurricane Jeffords

398
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:53,320
我知道这是怎么回事了 Jake

399
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,340
呃 什么怎么回事

400
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:55,460
你说谁

401
00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:56,330
说的就是你和Terry

402
00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:58,030
那些钱 还有你们的那些悄悄话

403
00:12:58,030 --> 00:12:58,990
我已经明白了

404
00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:00,890
你剽窃了我开保龄球馆的创意

405
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,070
还想拿去跟Terry合作

406
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,030
没错 就是这样

407
00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,160
Jake啊

408
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,300
"手指洞洞"可是我们的创意

409
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,160
我不觉得"手指洞洞"是个好名字

410
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,540
你难道不想叫它"手指洞洞"吗

411
00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:12,610
那么祝你好运了 老兄

412
00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:14,040
哦 我的天

413
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,240
Terry有孩子了吗

414
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,480
什么 你怎么知道的

415
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,190
我们都知道了

416
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,110
你发邮件时点了"回复所有"

417
00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,260
Peralta大婶

418
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,380
哦 不

419
00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:28,410
呃 好 太好了

420
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,780
全让你们知道了

421
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,970
我白白让Jason干了一炮

422
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,310
好吧 没错 Terry又要有孩子了

423
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:39,500
我们有孩子了

424
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,700
但这是个秘密

425
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,230
现在告诉别人还为时尚早

426
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,740
而我是凭借着出众的侦查能力才发现的这个秘密

427
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,310
点了"回复全部"的人也是你

428
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,100
就跟吃饱了撑的似的

429
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,540
是是是 那事儿

430
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,850
但是吧 Terry不能知道秘密被泄露了

431
00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:53,410
他也收到邮件了好吗 蠢货

432
00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:54,950
可恶 你说得对

433
00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:56,580
那么 我们就只好黑进他的邮箱

434
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,180
然后在他还在健身房那儿的时候把消息删了

435
00:13:58,180 --> 00:13:59,680
好的 那么 计划是这样的

436
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,350
我会下去找他

437
00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:01,140
你该怎么办呢 Jake

438
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,530
我这不是正要说呢吗

439
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:04,380
- 我会下去找他  - 抱歉啊 Jake

440
00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,420
还以为我们在玩你问我答

441
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,550
没有 好吗

442
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,760
- 我会下去找他  - 你在生我的气吗

443
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,290
哥们儿 别闹好不

444
00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:10,390
计划是这样的

445
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,380
我下去到健身房里

446
00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:12,500
叫Terry带我一起做运动

447
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,900
你们则要从IT部门请个专家来

448
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,200
帮助你们黑进他的邮箱

449
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,800
一旦出了差错 Scully就装心脏病发

450
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,800
那你觉得哪样比较好

451
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,280
典型心绞痛 或者来点更性感的

452
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,310
比如 心肌梗塞

453
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:27,080
你只要倒地抽搐就好了

454
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,360
交给我你放心

455
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,320
你们这么快就回来啦

456
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,420
抓到犯人了吗

457
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:34,890
没 他死了 因此我永远都不可能抓住他

458
00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:39,490
另外 归功于Amy买的不卫生的肉 我得一泻千里了

459
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:41,550
不妙哦

460
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,030
嘿 Terry

461
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:48,500
你收到我的邮件了吗

462
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,220
说我要来这找你

463
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,700
不 我还没来得及看手机

464
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,770
噢 不用了

465
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,340
我只是想确保你人在这儿

466
00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:56,940
你知道我有多喜欢和小伙伴一起健身

467
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:57,770
真的吗

468
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,680
我从没见你来过健身房

469
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,340
啥

470
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:01,780
我都快算是住在这了

471
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,680
我可是个定期健身的大帅比

472
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,250
再说 我得练出点肌肉来

473
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,950
为了我的教父事业而奋斗

474
00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:08,690
我是说 要怎么用这两根面条臂

475
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,750
来把宝宝抛高高呢

476
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:10,750
有道理

477
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,220
带我一起健身吧 伙计

478
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,590
操练起来

479
00:15:13,590 --> 00:15:14,590
大显神威

480
00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:16,550
是时候该"背水一练"了

481
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:18,200
那些并不是健身术语

482
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,060
我也不觉得你能承受我的训练量

483
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,060
啊哦

484
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:22,730
听上去像是在挑衅我啊

485
00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:23,730
来吧

486
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:25,900
我拿住了

487
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:26,900
- 准备好了  - 是的

488
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,130
嗷 老天 太重了

489
00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:31,810
这玩意能破解他的密码 但要花上一个小时

490
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:34,010
Jake没法拖住Terry那么久的

491
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,210
你见过Terry啥样吗

492
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,450
但我们对此束手无策

493
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:38,320
除非你们能猜中警长的密码

494
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,080
- "肌肉狂魔"  - 不对

495
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,890
那就是你的首选答案吗 "肌肉狂魔"

496
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:43,520
试试用他老婆的名字 Sharon

497
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,790
- 错误  - Sharon1

498
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,020
- 错误  - Sharon2

499
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,390
- 错误  - Sharon3

500
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:48,560
- 还是错误  - 这事蠢透了

501
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,030
快点 举起来

502
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,530
使劲举

503
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,260
第五个

504
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:55,620
哎哟 哎哟我去

505
00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:57,590
这也太简单了

506
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,770
你这是在哭吗

507
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:00,740
才不  那是我眼睛在流汗

508
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,120
好了 该收工了

509
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,740
我得去打个电话给Sharon 然后重回工作了

510
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:04,570
不  不

511
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,440
嘿 我记得你说过

512
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,980
这会是个挑战 对吧

513
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,450
但到现在为止都还是易如反掌

514
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,380
你想让我再加大强度

515
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,620
是的

516
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,620
那就是我想要的

517
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,150
更多更猛的训练

518
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:17,950
瞧 警长

519
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,420
我已经燃烧了200卡路里了

520
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,660
那是你的心率

521
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,360
是哦 那就对了

522
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,560
加把劲 Jake 再来十分钟

523
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:25,820
我想就到此为止吧 Peralta

524
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,580
2分钟后
我想就到此为止吧 Peralta

525
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:27,620
我想就到此为止吧 Peralta

526
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,900
不不 我还行呢

527
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:29,900
瞧这个

528
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:34,840
右勾拳 右勾拳 上勾拳

529
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:38,610
看起来我的手臂已经不听大脑使唤了

530
00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:39,640
错误

531
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,880
呃 该死  真是恨死了

532
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,850
猜中别人的密码居然这么难

533
00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,620
等等 大伙 等一下

534
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:50,420
试试"酸奶"

535
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:51,420
进去了

536
00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:54,600
Terry爱死酸奶了

537
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,890
加油 Jake 上啊

538
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,960
你平常干这个的时候嘴里一般会有

539
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,960
多大一口老血呢

540
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,970
一点也没有

541
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,170
棒极了 我不干了

542
00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:05,780
这回健身棒极了 警长

543
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:10,010
Boyle 我得扔掉这张纸

544
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,170
但我动不了了

545
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,180
马上来 Jakey

546
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,580
该是大展身手的时候了

547
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:16,240
我爱死这事了 我们就像是蝙蝠侠和他的管家Alfred

548
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,620
你宁愿当Alfred也不愿当Robin

549
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,280
管家能进入蝙蝠洞 此外 他还能够

550
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,840
开车送蝙蝠侠所有的女友回家 还负责饭菜

551
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,510
当然喽

552
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,690
嗨 你好吗 警长夫人

553
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,050
你看起来一如既往

554
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,660
嗨 Jake Charles

555
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,130
呃 稍等 甜心

556
00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:34,850
我得先看看我的邮箱 然后就可以走了

557
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,810
好了 都搞定了

558
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:47,810
太好了 玩得开心点

559
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:48,810
没错

560
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:50,100
Jeffords警长 还有Sharon

561
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,440
警监咋回来了 他啥时候回来的

562
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,150
快把我转过去

563
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:52,780
我方才身体不适

564
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,350
刚跟盥洗室约了个会

565
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,320
但我还是得献上我的祝福

566
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,150
祝福什么

567
00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:58,620
Peralta刚刚给办公室里的每个人

568
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,660
都发了封关于给你新宝宝命名的邮件

569
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:04,560
无论如何 我都挺喜欢Todd这个名字的

570
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,580
Terrence 他在说什么呢

571
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:11,700
是哦 Peralta 他在说什么呢

572
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,630
这个嘛

573
00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:14,570
Scully 就是现在

574
00:18:16,070 --> 00:18:18,240
哦不 他心脏病发了

575
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,440
那是个活生生的人啊 你们这帮冷血动物

576
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,790
Terry 我很抱歉

577
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,080
你是该觉得抱歉

578
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,420
我是该出去吗

579
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:32,050
还是说 我淡化成背景就好

580
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,120
直到你需要我把你推出去

581
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,630
我这就渐隐 渐隐

582
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:38,190
你答应我你不会告诉任何人的

583
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,800
我知道 但这警局里的所有人都是神探的话

584
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,160
我也没办法啊

585
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:44,100
但你发了群邮件

586
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,470
还是用你的邮箱

587
00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:46,500
发到了他们的邮箱

588
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,730
是的 没错 那是帮助他们破解谜题的关键事实

589
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,710
但Boyle当时已经快发现了

590
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,940
其实还差得远呢

591
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:55,480
我的一切理论都只和保龄球有关

592
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,050
再次渐隐 淡出

593
00:18:58,050 --> 00:18:59,150
听着 我知道我搞砸了

594
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:00,420
但那真是个无心之过

595
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,010
我发誓 我是很认真的对待这事的

596
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,790
你给所有人发的那封邮件里讲了什么

597
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:07,590
说你该给你的孩子起名叫飓风

598
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,090
推他出去 Charles

599
00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:09,960
等下

600
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,790
这是说我不能做教父了吗

601
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,230
我说了 推他出去

602
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:14,530
你可以做我的教父啊 Jake

603
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,220
可你比我老啊

604
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,100
警监 你感觉怎么样

605
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,310
今天好多了

606
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:24,810
我今早还试着吃了点原味吐司呢

607
00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:25,880
机智

608
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,910
吃点清淡的

609
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:28,340
那是我最爱的早餐

610
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,810
是哦

611
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:32,580
警监 我很抱歉

612
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,820
我想要当个好点的搭档

613
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:36,350
另一个Martin Ormankupp

614
00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:38,880
但我却成了让你腹泻的搭档

615
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,090
我能跟你说点关于Martin的事吗

616
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:43,460
我们开始搭档的第二天

617
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:46,240
他就被一匹警马爆了裆

618
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,730
万万没想到你要说这个

619
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,630
在我们合办的所有案子当中 那一刻是

620
00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:51,400
最让我们紧密相连的

621
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,870
因为那成了我们之间的笑料

622
00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:55,710
在他历经了手术和数月的复健之后

623
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,540
对Martin和他夫人Heather来说

624
00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:58,760
都是段惨痛的时光

625
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:03,840
所以你觉得我们能把我给你下毒这事当做笑料

626
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,580
没错

627
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,620
在未来某天

628
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:09,220
没准就是在吃完路边摊之后

629
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,490
警监 你刚刚是笑了吗

630
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,660
那是放声大笑

631
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,160
我的天哪

632
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,990
这真的发生了

633
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,850
遵命

634
00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:19,200
警长 给

635
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,830
这是我余下的欠款

636
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,160
1237元

637
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:23,970
我还以为你已经榨干了你的银行账户了呢

638
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,370
我把车卖了

639
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,960
没关系的

640
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,490
噢我的天啊 这事关系大了去了

641
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,610
我不该泄露你的秘密

642
00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:35,780
我能做的就是确保接下来的四个星期里

643
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:38,960
没人谈论这事 外加还上你的钱 就这样

644
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,550
Jake 等一下

645
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,090
咋啦

646
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,840
我在想 你是否还愿意当教父

647
00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:47,020
等会儿 你说真的

648
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,420
没错 当然

649
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:49,930
那真是太棒了

650
00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:51,260
谢谢你

651
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,810
我一定会做一个超棒的教父

652
00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:54,100
你会看到我像这样

653
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:54,130
"你这是怎么搞的 你得做个男子汉"

654
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,330
经典黑帮电影中的台词
"你这是怎么搞的 你得做个男子汉"

655
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,670
你懂我意思吧

656
00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:00,120
显然 我不会朝着宝宝大吼大叫的

657
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,580
这句引用的不太合适

658
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:02,410
但你明白我要说的意思

659
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:05,540
没错 听着 孩子跟你在一起

660
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:06,690
会得到不少乐趣的

661
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:10,780
但我也明白 一旦我和Sharon出了什么事

662
00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:13,880
你一定会担负起养育这孩子的责任

663
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,020
等会儿

664
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,150
那是教父的职责吗

665
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,990
我是说 我当然知道

666
00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:21,020
交给我吧

667
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,020
那么问题来了 你有没有

668
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,630
比较推荐的育儿书籍

669
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,730
或者说 育儿电影哪家强啊

670
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:26,830
Terry

671
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:30,030
说真的 我根本不知道要干啥啊

672
00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:31,170
哦 对哦

673
00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:32,590
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