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Jake 快来看这个

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这里有点不太一样了

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有点 多毛

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没有啊

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跟平常没什么不同

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真的吗

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也许我应该 换种问题的框架

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Terry 你看出来有什么不一样了吗

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Amy

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新衣服吗

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真是的 你们

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我留了个山羊胡 而且帅呆了

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我知道你们都看见了

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我们当然看见了 Charles

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真的很丑

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看上去像你用嘴疏通了浴室下水道

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是啊 你看起来跟那张

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别跟陌生人说话的海报上的怪蜀黎一模一样

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哪里像了

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你们在讨论你新留的山羊胡吗

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对啊

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我觉得这是一个不错的选择

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过来一下 让我好好看看

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谢谢你 警监

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我就知道你会欣赏我的Bianca

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没错 我给我的胡子取名叫Bianca

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因为她黑又壮

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就像我表姐Bianca一样

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Jeffords Peralta 就是现在

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啥

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跟Bianca说再见吧 Boyle

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不要啊

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神烦警探 第二季 第十八集

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Charles

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我有件事想问你

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但你得保证不能表现得太兴奋或者太奇葩

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我保证不了这样的事

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是跟餐厅有关的

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还好我没作什么保证

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唉 好吧

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如果你想带你爸去一个特别点的餐厅

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哪里比较好

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好问题

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我会去Csaba

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那是个匈牙利餐厅

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那里有道菜叫Tal ezer kolbasz

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意思是 有一千根香肠的菜肴

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恶

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是我们男子气概的象征

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好吧 恶这个字应该晚点再说

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我会想办法订个位的

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我爸要来这里了

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我们今晚出去吃饭

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你为什么要跟他一起去吃饭

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他都六年没来看过你了

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是啊 他很忙 他是个飞行员

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只是区域航线啊

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他也飞国际航班的

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只是魁北克到奥尔巴尼啊

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怎么了

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你对我爸有什么不满吗

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我只是比较警惕而已

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他在你7岁的时候就离开了你

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之后就一直让我们失望

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我们

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我一直把你当作弟弟的 Jake

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所以他不止抛弃了我 他抛弃了我们

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我知道他之前不是一个很好的父亲

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但他已经变了

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你看 我们一直有短信联系

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新手机 你谁

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不是 看下面的

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看 他来这儿专程来看我的

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我们晚上要一起吃饭

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也许之后会去公园散步

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或许可以去坐个马车

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如果天变凉了 他可以把外套借我穿

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我描述的是约会呃

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我不知道父子一起会干些什么

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但我会知道的

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来加入我们的午餐吗 警监

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哦不是的 我今天已经摄入了

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人体所需要的卡路里

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听起来很美味

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但我确实有一些午餐时可以讨论的有趣话题

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在我还是个警探的时候

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我的上司  Jim Martins

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为了让我们振奋精神

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经常给我们出一些益智题

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我觉得你们也许有兴趣试一下

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别只是益我的智 警监

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"深度刺激"一下我们的大脑吧

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对啊 放马过来吧

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我超喜欢益智题

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他们就像大脑的深蹲锻炼

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好的 问题来了

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一个岛上有12个人

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其中11个人是完全一样的重量

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但有一个人比其他人轻一点点或者重一点点

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你必须找出来是哪个人

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那这些人长什么样

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或者身材怎么样

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这不重要

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所以他们长得都像Tyrese(歌手)

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这是Tyrese之岛

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你说是啥就是啥吧

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岛上没有秤

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但有一个跷跷板

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有趣的来了

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你只能用三次跷跷板

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听起来好有趣哦

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这个是强制的吗

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我希望是的 拜托 说是

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不是 但先答出来的有奖

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两张这周日的

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碧昂丝的摇滚演唱会门票

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我加入

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Marcus超喜欢碧昂丝

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谁都喜欢碧昂丝好吗

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我和老婆就是听着Bootylicious怀上的女儿

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别告诉我老婆我把这事告诉你了

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哟

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各位 我爸刚刚发来短信 说他进楼了

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Scully 别吃了

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Terry 开始秀肌肉

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大家都冷静

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呼叫警探Jake Peralta

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啊 爹

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怎么样啊 儿子

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见到你很开心

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嘿

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各位 这是我爹

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嘿 用机长的语气介绍自己吧

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乘客们好 我是本航班的飞行员

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Roger Peralta机长

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如果你朝左看 你能看到我

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在跟大家打招呼

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真棒

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您好 我是Jake最好的朋友 Charles

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你好

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提问 Jake对什么东西过敏

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- 蜜蜂  - 还有黄蜂

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他没说黄蜂

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呵呵

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啥是黄蜂 都不是真的东西

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嘿 Holt警监

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过来认识一下我爹 Peralta机长

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- 警监你好  - 机长

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这个太诡异了

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- 机长 告辞  - 警监 慢走

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各位

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我爹是最棒的飞行员了

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哪里哪里

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跟他们讲在俄勒冈发生的事

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好吧 有一次我在尤金市

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我坐在一架通勤飞机的工作人员专座上

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打算把一场非常严重宿醉睡过去

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酷炫

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突然之间 机身剧烈晃动并且传来一声巨响

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是只鸟 撞鸟了

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对 我们的螺旋桨里吸进了一只鸟

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紧接着 机舱里就充满了烟雾

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警报也响了

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引擎着火 失灵了

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我们都到了死亡边缘

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我看了一眼机长 Sam Power(强壮有力)

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好名字

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他脸白的跟纸一样

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他跟我说的话 我一辈子都忘不了

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他说 Bobby有个大屁股

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他中风了啦

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结果我把飞机停在了高速公路上

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刚好在公路服务区对面

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拿起对讲机

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我说 各位乘客

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咖啡我请

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什么

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你在开玩笑吧

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话说回来 我不是来这里吹嘘自己的

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我是来花时间陪我儿子的

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啊 爸

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- 见到你真好  - 你也是

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哦对了 让我带你去我们辖区逛逛吧

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好啊

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哦哦 你可以审问我的犯人

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不行 别这么做 Jake

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你还是现在放弃

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省点纸吧 警长

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你知道我会先解出来的

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也许你看不出来

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但我正在疯狂的秀大脑

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你们俩都在浪费时间

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碧昂丝是我的灵魂双胞胎

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那些票是我生来就享有的权利

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不是故意得罪你 但这场比赛一定会在我和警长中决出胜负

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哦 你以为只有你们俩

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会做益智题吗

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就是 那Rosa Gina和我呢

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你是想找死吗 Hitchcock

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是这样 我和警长都很喜欢解题

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记得我那次的数独游轮之旅吗

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我连甲板都没上去

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赌100块 我和Gina会在你们这两个

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脑筋急转弯呆子之前解出来

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赌就赌

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你们完了

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我们真的不想带你玩 Hitchcock

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他们在我去洗手间的时候

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又上了更多的香肠吗

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不 这还是那第一座山

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我的天啊

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你还记不记得我小时候你带我去吃饭

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的时候经常做的事

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告诉服务员是你的生日

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所以可以送我们免费甜点

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我已经说了

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我刚刚才告诉他们今天是你的生日

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拜托

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看样子我们要收到两份免费的

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可能堆满了香肠的恶心甜点了

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这样挺有意思的啊 对吧

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我们真的有增进感情

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Jake 有件事我想跟你说

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上周我从奥尔巴尼飞魁北克的时候

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你知道我总是随身带着滑雪板的

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以备我有机会去滑雪

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太酷了

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可是加拿大海关在我的滑雪袋里找到了一些处方药

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他们控告我走私

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什么

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是啊 我根本不知道那药是怎么进我包里的

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根本不是我的

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但事情很严重

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我可能会丢掉我的飞行员证书

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但你是世界上最棒的飞行员啊

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这是我猜的 因为我对这个行业一点都不了解

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我真的遇到麻烦了

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Jake 我需要你的帮助

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其实我来找你 就是为了这个

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这样啊

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原来是为了这个啊

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祝你们俩香肠生日快乐

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祝你寿比南山

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祝你福如香肠

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好嘞 我们来谈谈我爸的案子吧

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是谈谈他为什么进城来吗

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真相就是

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他想利用他的儿子

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好吧 好吧

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我刚开始是有点儿伤心

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但后来想想觉得这事儿挺好的

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这样一来 我们就能聚一聚了

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而且还能让他见识一下我的英明神武

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他早就该觉得你英明神武了

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就像我爸那样

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根本不用我解释

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为什么Jake Peralta是片区里最棒的警探

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他早就知道了

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跟我们讲讲这案子吧

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我们目前的情报有这些

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第一 匈牙利香肠就是一坨烂油

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吃完还让肚子翻江倒海

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为了如此饕餮 大小便失禁算什么

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难吃死了好吗

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你推荐的餐馆也太寒碜了

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第二 加拿大警方认为

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我爸利用安全许可之便

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走私了几千片Turgidol

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加拿大国产伟哥

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金枪不倒七次郎

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干嘛 我可不用它

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但我爱死它了

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哎哟喂

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第三 他犯的案子已经是铁证如山了

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第四 他根本没当过Jake的好爸爸

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第五 他就是我的好爸爸

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尤其是在我零到七岁那会儿

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以及从昨天往后的日子里

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第六 翻江 倒海 哟

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别闹了 你是怎么读懂这些文件的

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上面全是法语

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Scully帮我翻译了

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我九岁的时候 家里人把我带到了巴黎

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不小心把我落在了卢浮宫里

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等他们发现的时候

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他们已经回到纽约皇后区了

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好了Scully 没人想了解你无聊的人生

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焦点是我爸 这事关我爸的清白

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长官 我想去加拿大几天

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还我爸一个清白

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当然 但是记得把Boyle也带上

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你最好带一个客观辨证的同伴

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好吧 但我极不情愿 因为他是混蛋

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还有 我们想要带上Scully

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那 太好了

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我帮你个忙 你也帮我个忙

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多谢啦

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好 我们绝对不能

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让Amy和警长打败我们

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我们就算坐穿凳子也要把这问题想明白

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Rosa 我的思维已经准备就绪了

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好的

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"岛上有12个人"

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妈呀无聊死了 我放弃了

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那就让我来

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有一个人稍微重一点儿

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岛上有一个跷跷板

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我知道了

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用跷跷板碾压着他们的脖子

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直到胖子招供

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- 错了  - 可恶

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还很瘆人

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女士们先生们 大家好

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我是这次航班的机长

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这是我爸哟

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就是正在讲话的这位机长啊

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我就是从他身子里钻出来的

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没啥啦

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我们的飞机将准时降落在

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魁北克的德拉蒙德维尔

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伙计们 这次航行对我来说意义重大

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因为坐在3B座位上的人正是我的儿子Jake Peralta

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纽约最棒的人之一

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哎呀

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谢谢你 老爸

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我也爱你

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不得不说 他人可真好

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还特地把我们调到了头等舱

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烦死了 这绒毛座椅让我屁股上出好多汗

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也许你的文化程度还没有高到

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能懂得享受如此高端的待遇

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我的弟兄呀

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你觉得怎么样啊 Scully

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你瞧这什锦坚果

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有一半都是腰果诶

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飞机要是不降落该多好

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真大声

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嗨各位

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你们喜欢坐这趟航班吗

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案子进展的如何了

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哦 还不错

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我们已经锁定了四个嫌疑人

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他们都在机场工作

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而且我想跟你的女朋友Denise聊聊

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因为她也能接触你的行李

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目前恐怕不行

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她最近都在自己家里住

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感情是很复杂的东西

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你是在外面沾花惹草被她发现了吧

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好吧 是我活该

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Charles 我是劈腿过几个前任

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和这个现任

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你看到金发就把持不住

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拜托 你不能责备我啊

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我只是经常去凄凉的游艇酒吧抛抛锚而已嘛

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不过说真的Jake 这事儿没问题吗

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当然没问题 你不会有事的

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好的

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哦 我的天哪 Jake

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是谁在开飞机啊

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副驾驶员啊 Scully 还有副驾驶员呢

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好了 听着

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我们换个新的方案

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我们来比一比这三个岛民

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和那三个岛民谁更重

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如果他们一样重

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就把他们排除掉

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如果他们不一样重

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我们就

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岛民们呢

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Terry嘴里都是甜甜圈

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你不是说要"排除"他们吗

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那得是他们一样重的时候啊

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我们都在这呆这么久了

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我都嘴馋了

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好吧 那就重新开始吧

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好 我们来比较这仨和那仨的重量

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如果他们一样重呢

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我们就

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刚才是怎么回事

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拜托 伙计

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不要再食用这些岛民了

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我这么做是为了

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把他们从这充斥着体重狂热的小岛上救走

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所以你就杀了他们吗

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都警告你别用甜甜圈了

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甜甜圈可是我的开胃点心

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Terry啊

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这些岛民真香

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好的 所以嫌疑人中有两个在行李处工作

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你能带我们进去吗

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我可是飞行员

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带你去哪儿都可以

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话说 你们想不想九折买下

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免税店的枫糖浆

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不要白不要

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Roger Peralta

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喂 怎么回事

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Scully 发生什么了

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"Roger Peralta因私藏管制物品被逮捕"

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什么

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他们在他公寓里发现了药品

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Jake 我真的不知道他们在说什么

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我发誓我根本不知道

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这些药品是怎么进到我公寓里的

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- 等等  - Jake

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Scully 快告诉他们我们是警察

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快说啊

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糟了

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那词的意思是"红萝卜"

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我说成了"我们是红萝卜"

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交给我吧 别担心

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我们是红萝卜

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- 不对 那是英文  - 是啊

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警察说你爸不能被保释

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他们让咱坐下一趟航班出境

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不过伯纳德家卖的肉汁奶酪薯条是全机场里最好吃的

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来点儿不

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不 我没心情吃薯条

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太好啦

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天哪 他们居然在我爸家里都能翻出药品来

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也就是说我们找到的那些嫌疑人

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根本做不到这种事

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我的天啊 Boyle

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你说我爸真的有可能会是药品走私犯吗

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那我们就来看看手头的证据吧

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他行李里有药品 公寓里有药品

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他还是糟糕的父亲 糟糕的丈夫

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背着女友偷情

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我看就是他干的了

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你说得对

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不是他干的

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我没这么说啊

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是没说 但你说他背着女友偷情

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那么 他得外面有"某人"才能出轨吧

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而那个"某人"还能接触到

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他的公寓和行李

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我爸在游艇酒吧"抛过锚"

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"某人"就在那里

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就算真的如此 我们又怎么过去呢

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穿着我爸的飞行员制服

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不行 Jake 我可不觉得他无罪

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而且我就觉得

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不想当我的副驾驶员吗

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算我一个

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*飞向空中的灵魂 空中的灵魂*

447
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*我的亡灵将魂归于此 魂归于此*

448
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*我死后 他们把我放在*

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抱歉 Scully

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我们只有两套制服

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没关系啦

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不知道为啥 那些薯条啦肉汁啦奶酪啦

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搞得我肚子难受

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喔

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*飞向空中的灵魂 空中的灵魂*

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*这里将迎接我的*

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你们来是解出我的益智题了吗

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长官 你当了一辈子的落水狗

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但你靠着有人在暗中相助 顽强地挺了过来

460
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因为你根本没有胜任的实力

461
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你说的不是我

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而现在我们变成了落水狗

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我们是需要帮助的人

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所以你就把答案告诉我们吧

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难道你已经忘记自己的出身了吗

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我是不会帮你们的

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都跟你说了没有用

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停止计时吧

469
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我们是来交出答卷的

470
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:07,130
首先 一边放六个人比哪边重

471
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:08,820
错了 那样永远没有结果

472
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,440
你刚刚浪费了我们两人的时间

473
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,570
咔擦

474
00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:14,310
我刚刚好抓拍到了

475
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,310
你发现自己失败的那一瞬间

476
00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:18,640
看来我们都是有收获的

477
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,340
就这样吗

478
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:20,720
你们谁都不会解这道题吗

479
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,080
根本没人解出来

480
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,250
相信我

481
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,480
没有人比我更对我失望

482
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,520
是"对自己" Santiago

483
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,520
咔嚓

484
00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:36,790
嗨 对 就是我们

485
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,500
家温暖的家

486
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,800
上吧

487
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:40,970
噢 好的

488
00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,730
嘣 那儿 吧台后面

489
00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:44,100
那是我爸的菜

490
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,540
噢 他喜欢整齐干净的 不错

491
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:47,540
什么

492
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:49,070
不是 金发 他喜欢金发的

493
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,170
好了 计划就是

494
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:50,880
我们过去坐下

495
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,600
点几杯酒

496
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,540
从她给我们的杯子上取下她的指纹

497
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,810
然后测量她的手腕以准备手铐尺寸

498
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:56,810
- 准备好了吗  - 好了

499
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,420
噢 飞得好累

500
00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,720
噢 那些液压太吵了

501
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,290
是啊

502
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,690
啊 你好 你好

503
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,860
两杯威士忌 麻烦了 Chantelle

504
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,390
谢谢

505
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,560
对了 我在找我以前的一个搭档

506
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,860
你认识Roger Peralta吗

507
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,530
认识 我认识

508
00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:13,930
你们怎么认识Peralta的

509
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,500
我以前的俄勒冈和他一起飞过

510
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,830
我是Spike Masters机长

511
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,270
这是我的副驾Wanda Cohen

512
00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:19,270
我在他睡觉的时候开飞机

513
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,610
我也负责订酒店

514
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:23,070
你们是从哪儿飞来的

515
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,140
- 亚克朗  - 卢森堡

516
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,440
在亚克朗转机

517
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,780
驾着旧的78 或9号上了气流

518
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,310
你懂得 飞行术语

519
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,320
总之

520
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,290
可以麻烦给我们那两杯威士忌了吗

521
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:34,430
我不知道你们是谁

522
00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,190
我也不觉得你们是飞行员

523
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,760
你们的制服根本不合身

524
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,090
啊

525
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:40,290
我做了缩胃手术

526
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:42,160
保安 保安

527
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,160
啊 放开我们

528
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,460
太过分了

529
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,430
我要求和你们队长本人说话

530
00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:51,700
现在我们不可能拿到指纹了

531
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,500
噢真的吗

532
00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:54,510
哇啦

533
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:55,670
法语

534
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,310
她仔细清洁了吧台

535
00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,810
但这个瓶子上沾满她的指纹

536
00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:00,810
机灵

537
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:01,910
所以你是飞行员

538
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:02,910
我是副驾驶

539
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,680
收到 Wanda

540
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,380
收到

541
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,820
Wanda Cohen

542
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:10,050
等等 警监

543
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,920
Gina和我解出你的弱智题了

544
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,090
我表示严重怀疑 长官

545
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,430
我会自己判断的 Santiago

546
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:15,590
好了Diaz

547
00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:16,990
答案是什么

548
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
我们不知道

549
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
哈 我就知道

550
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,260
但你也不知道 长官

551
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,270
什么

552
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:22,270
Holt警监

553
00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:23,530
你不知道答案是什么

554
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,770
什么

555
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,070
我们是这么发现的

556
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:28,770
我把你毁掉Amy的灵魂的照片

557
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:32,840
做了这些标题为书呆子的惨败的有才T恤

558
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:33,810
这并没有很有才

559
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,480
这超好笑的

560
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,750
看这

561
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:40,120
你的表情和Amy的一样

562
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,490
因为你们都在为了

563
00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:42,850
让自己的导师失望而伤心

564
00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,390
我看了你的日程

565
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:46,720
你要和你以前的指挥官一起吃早饭

566
00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:48,830
你希望我们在你见他之前解决问题

567
00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:50,360
怎么可能

568
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,360
她说的对

569
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,530
什么 不

570
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:55,400
他二十年前出了那道题给我

571
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,700
每次我见到他 他就会问我

572
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,800
"你想出答案了吗"

573
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,970
而我始终都没

574
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,670
那些内陆居民和他们愚蠢的跷跷板

575
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,010
成了我的噩梦

576
00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,810
他们在我的梦中嘲笑我

577
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:09,210
骑在嘲讽的翘翘板上一上一下

578
00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:09,700
酷

579
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,250
所以碧昂斯的票给谁

580
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:20,730
*哦加拿大 垃圾警察的家*

581
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:23,320
猜猜是谁把他爸爸从加拿大监狱里救了出来

582
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,860
而且在回来的头等舱上

583
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:28,070
灌了六杯免费不含果汁的含羞草酒

584
00:17:28,070 --> 00:17:29,170
剧透警报 是Jake

585
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:30,170
是我

586
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,100
原来是

587
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,740
我爸的小三陷害了他

588
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:33,940
她因为发现了

589
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,910
他的正牌女友以及另一个小三

590
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,040
而气疯了

591
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,360
所以

592
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,940
结果看来我爸还是个大好人

593
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,580
为了庆祝我的自由

594
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,380
我今晚邀请所有人出去

595
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,380
我请喝酒

596
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,580
怎么样

597
00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:48,950
Scully呢

598
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:50,190
- Scully  - 哦不

599
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,190
谁

600
00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:56,390
嘿Hank

601
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:57,560
等你看到我爸进来

602
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,380
你可以调暗灯光

603
00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,570
然后放吗

604
00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:00,060
不能

605
00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:01,470
我不知道你爸什么样

606
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:02,210
我没有那首歌

607
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,510
而且灯光是无法调暗的

608
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,800
- 哦不  - 没关系 Jake

609
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,770
你给我信号 我就把灯泡转松

610
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,970
不 我爸刚发来短信

611
00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:11,340
他不来了

612
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,110
敬Jake的爸爸

613
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,180
好吧

614
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:19,690
抱歉 Jake

615
00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,290
我相信你爸不来肯定是有

616
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,300
重要的原因

617
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,030
不 别这样 好吗

618
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:25,130
别为他开脱

619
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,570
我这么做了一辈子

620
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,440
你知道吗 当他错过了我的十一岁生日的时候

621
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,270
我怪我自己生在了旅游高峰期

622
00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:34,010
你是对的 Boyle

623
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,580
所以我们现在怎么办

624
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:36,980
相拥十分钟

625
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,140
不 拥抱改期吧

626
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,910
我有些事要去做

627
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,850
- 我的啤酒归你了  - 酷

628
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,990
Jake

629
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,690
很抱歉我去不了派对

630
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:50,920
我要给一个飞早班的人代班

631
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,060
我知道你很失望

632
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,890
不 其实 我一点也不失望

633
00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:54,890
是吗

634
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:55,900
太好了

635
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,360
不 更像是松了口气

636
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,670
你知道吗 你一直都是我的英雄

637
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:01,370
但我觉得我终于开始看清

638
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,400
你的真实面目了

639
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,100
一个地区航线飞行员

640
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,540
降落的时候颠簸的不行

641
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:06,810
以及一个自私的人

642
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,880
基本不在乎做父亲的责任

643
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,180
Jake 你不明白

644
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:14,970
德拉蒙德维尔跑道上有下降气流

645
00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:16,250
哇哦

646
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,250
不是我的错

647
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,750
是啊 显然

648
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:22,190
听着 我一辈子都在帮你找借口

649
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,290
但你是个很垃圾的父亲

650
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,490
在你准备好当个好父亲之前

651
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,730
别找我了

652
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:30,160
而且我要把你的机长帽拿走

653
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,000
因为这很酷我想要

654
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,370
不得不说

655
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,880
弄清Holt警监也不知道答案

656
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,040
这案子破的漂亮

657
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,710
很抱歉我们之前暗示你们不聪明

658
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,880
噢 我也很抱歉我们之前暗示

659
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,480
你们俩是无性书呆子

660
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,920
只能和服务性动物做朋友

661
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,670
你没有啊

662
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:53,540
没有当着你们的面

663
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,590
但是背着你们和一大堆人说过

664
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,590
谢谢你们的酒

665
00:19:56,590 --> 00:19:58,260
是啊

666
00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:59,360
下一轮我请

667
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,490
这是我至少能做的

668
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,940
以补偿用益智题无情的取笑了你们的大脑

669
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,850
所以明天你的旧指挥官问起你有没有

670
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:06,830
想出答案的时候你要怎么说

671
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:07,830
我不知道

672
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,200
谢谢你又提起了

673
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,600
愉快的闲谈

674
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,910
就说你现在是警监了

675
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,440
忙着管理辖区

676
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,740
所以他可以见鬼去了

677
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,780
或者我们可以一起合作

678
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,640
一整晚

679
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,850
我相信我们最终会想出来的

680
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:22,280
我喜欢 Terry 从中看见真心

681
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,820
但我还是选Gina"见鬼去吧"的主意

682
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,850
碧昂斯的票归你了

683
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,020
哦吼吼吼

684
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,420
当然归我了

685
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:32,490
早说了

686
00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:35,490
这是我生来就有的权利 小婊砸们

687
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,470
把你们的内裤用强力胶黏在屁股上吧 女士们

688
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:43,340
Jake来了

689
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,600
啥

690
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,610
别在意

691
00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:46,610
我有点醉了

692
00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:48,370
我也在担心你

693
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,780
过来 相拥十分钟时间

694
00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:50,780
我情愿不

695
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:53,080
- 过来  - 好吧

696
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:54,910
Boyle 放开他

697
00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:57,150
好吧 只是因为你命令我这么做的

698
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,690
还有九分钟剩余哦

699
00:20:58,690 --> 00:20:59,990
太好了

700
00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:01,550
嘿

701
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,960
在魁北克干得好

702
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,430
我赌当地警察肯定不开心你给了他们一个下马威

703
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,760
是啊 可能一开始是

704
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,600
但最后 他们一直叫我真正的昏蛋

705
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,300
我估计应该是"英雄"的意思

706
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,530
是"混蛋"的意思

707
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:14,230
但只是因为他们嫉妒了

708
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,400
你做得好

709
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,400
给

710
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,840
这是零用钱吗

711
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,070
你是在给我零用钱吗

712
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,010
不 我是在让酒保多上点酒

713
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,140
好吧

714
00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:24,410
我为你骄傲

715
00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:28,770
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