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快看

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这就是我们找的嫌犯

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他正摆着一张嫌犯脸 在嫌犯大街上像嫌犯一样溜达

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- 快拍照取证啊  - 再等一小会儿

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现在的光线衬托不出他的皮肤

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不用照得这么完美啊

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Tom Olson是个坏蛋

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他持枪打劫了四家电器商店

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你当初干嘛要读安妮·莱博维茨的书啊

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别再管它叫书了好吗 那可是视觉盛宴

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你这种人估计还指望让我用彩照代替黑白照呢

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当然是照彩色的啊

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你怎么还要照黑白的啊

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等等 他现在想去哪儿

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快跟上

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可恶 纽约警局 你给我站住

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他被困住了

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"车顶追缉"

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我的生日愿望终于实现啦

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快追啊 Jake 他马上就是你的囊中物了

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他是你的了 马上就是你的了

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我知道

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我感觉自己是全纽约最牛逼的人

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神烦警探 第二季 第二十集

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哟呵 嫖客步走得不错嘛

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多谢老鸨夸奖

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天哪 这可不是嫖客步

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瘸子步还差不多

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你今天真的要上班吗

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你可失足摔得不轻

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那可不是什么失足摔伤

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我那是酷炫狂拽下落式 警长

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其实嘛

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这是他表示反对的嚎叫

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你就是失足摔伤了 医生都跟你说什么了

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欢迎光临 我们已经十一年不见了

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我已经十一年没见过医生了

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颤抖吧人类

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你的语气狂妄不羁

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但你说出来的全是人间惨剧

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他允许你继续出警了吗

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首先声明 那位医生是个"她"

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这世上是有女医生的 警长

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骗你而已 我只是烘托一下氛围 那是个男医生

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而且他说了我一点儿事都没有

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不过就是三根肋骨骨裂 断了一个脚趾

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然后这个脚趾边上还有两个断了的脚趾

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他到底有没有允许你继续出警

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没有啦 好吧

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我们去工作吧各位 还有个嫌犯没抓到呢

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你可别想了 绝对没戏

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你听好了 我们已经全网广播通缉你要抓的人了

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有好多警察都在找他

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你不用来了

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警长 我比任何人都熟悉这个案子

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我就差这么一丁点儿就能把它破了

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你手指头离得可老远了

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是啊 我大拇指也轻微骨裂了

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这是人类最不需要的一根手指头 是不是啊

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警长 拜托了

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拜托 拜托 拜托 拜托

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让我继续办这个案子吧 好不好

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我保证不出去抓人或者干别的不要命的事儿

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好吧

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那你就在这儿好好办案

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但是你不能离开桌子半步(被捆在桌子上)

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喔喔 捆在桌子上是吧

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格雷先生马上就来见您哟 警长

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您找我有事吗 长官

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出了个很糟糕的状况

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你看看电子邮箱

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- 不好  - 没错

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Kevin坚持让你和Marcus来我们家吃晚饭

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但我们已经约好决不干涉对方的私生活

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我和你侄子搞对象已经够诡异了

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现在难道还要把你的丈夫和狗牵扯进来吗

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你以为我想这样吗

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因为我也不想这样

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可惜 我们不能一再躲避Marcus和Kevin了

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好吧

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那我们怎么办

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我的胃有点儿难受

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不然就说我病了吧

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我已经用了八次你病了的借口了

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我觉得他们不会再信了

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那就说你病了吧

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根本没人信

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不行 我们在劫难逃

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但别担心

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我有办法防止咱俩纠缠不清

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我会请一些"亲密关系缓冲人"

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在你家开晚餐派对吗

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妈妈呀

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我会去的

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我的要求只有一个 把你们客厅的家具全都清出去

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这样我就可以给Kev来一段我的舞蹈剧了

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干嘛就只来一段呀

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全跳了得了

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好 我会高兴死的

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周四八点见了

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收到啦 警了个监

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拜拜哦 小哥

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太好了

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好奇妙的感觉啊

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晚餐四天以后才开始

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你现在就快激动得升天了

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抱歉

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你是没听到我说"拜拜哦 小哥"吗

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好吧 好吧

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以前 也许有那么一小小点可能

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我拍警监的马屁拍到了马腿上

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所以这次 我一定会超级淡定

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这决心不错

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诶呀

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上面说你被踢出派对了

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啥

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唉 小宝贝儿哟

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哦 我懂了

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你在逗我

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你瞧瞧 我啥事儿没有

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我不怕逗

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Boyle 你看见Jake了么

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没

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我刚才出去给他买治愈肉汤了

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我在鸡肉和牛肉间举棋难定

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但紧接着我灵光一现

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选羊肉呀

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刚才咣当的一声是怎么回事

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没啦 没咣当一声 啥事儿都没有

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真的吗

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我怎么觉着是你刚才在干什么傻缺事

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比如说试着抬起个大沉箱子

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警长您不要说笑了 就我这样还搬箱子哪

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受死吧 MacGyver

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颇为优雅沉着的解决方式是不是

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优雅个头

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东西全都散了一地

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不是说好在桌子边上乖乖坐着吗

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你出什么问题了啊

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我没问题啊

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我只是想破了这个案子而已

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可大家都这么大惊小怪的

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我不就是受点小伤

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伤了肋骨 脚踝 手 脚趾头和下巴嘛

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- 下巴怎么也伤了  - 刚刚伤的

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我被箱子砸脸了

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可是你看我一点儿事都没有

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- 我保证  - 不 你事儿大了去了

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我不能再纵容你了 Peralta

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回家好好休养去

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立刻马上

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好好好

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但是这一箱子证据我得带走

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你能把它搬起来 那你就带走吧

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没问题

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你看见没 我可好了

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哟 哟 哟

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想我想得直心碎 现在见面把吻赔

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跟你说呢

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Jake 你来干什么

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才刚过了四天

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你应该休息一整周的

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别这样 警长

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我看着像是来工作的吗

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那好吧

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你是来干什么的

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虚心接受你的建议 彻彻底底休息一下

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我是路过这里接走Charles

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然后我们就要出发前往拥有阳光海滩的

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但最近被财政危机搞垮了的

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大西洋城

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就是这样 尔等臭屌丝

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Jake和我要去度史上最爽的假了

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正式旅行名称

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大西汉盟

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大西洋城汉子联盟

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呵呵 那名字一会儿就改

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你瞧瞧这个 警长

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Boyle和我会住在

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*拉韦那酒店*

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我去

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这地方好奢华啊

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没错 我好久以前就在求Jake跟我去那儿了

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早知道这是让他断几根骨头就能成的事儿

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我几年前就用棒球棍抡他了

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警长 那里有水疗和赌场

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就是"水场"咯

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有种客房服务叫"现场片肉"

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*就是在床上啃着大排骨*

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诶这是啥啊

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我正在拿床单当餐巾纸用耶

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爽爆了 爽爆了

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真心爽爆了

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好吧 那听起来真是太好了 Jake

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你们应该会玩得很开心的

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喔 喔 当然啦 我们可是住在

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*拉韦那酒店*

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Jake 这不是拉韦那酒店

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的确不是 但这也是世界闻名的

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"海包沫旅馆"

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海泡沫  旅馆
"海包沫旅馆"

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"泡"字的三点水好像掉了
海泡沫  旅馆

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很棒不是吗
海泡沫  旅馆

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很棒不是吗

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拉韦那酒店有四星级餐厅

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这破地方只有多得吓人的死海鸥

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对大西洋城来说都很多

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那好吧

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这不是度假

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我们是出来监视的

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我的嫌犯有个哥哥住在这破地方里

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我觉得嫌犯可能就藏匿在他哥这里

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真的吗

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我本来还超级期待这次旅行呢

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你居然骗我

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这才不是谎言

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这是

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幻象

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好吧 就是谎言 对不起

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我必须把谎编得特别诱人

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才能叫你放下手头的一切和我出来

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我不能让Olson逃走 可我也不能凭一己之力抓住他

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而且 这次一定会非常有意思的

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新的旅行昵称 大西探联

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大西洋城警探联盟

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噢 好吧

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你知道我无法拒绝一个好旅行名称的

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这就对了 啊 胳膊 肋骨

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胳膊 肋骨 肩膀

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噢

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Marcus Diaz警探 我太惊讶了

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我没想到你们会提早九分半来

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看见没

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我告诉你了早来不合适

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我们取消整个晚上的安排 明年再说吧

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嘿

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她太逗了

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我觉得你可能需要我帮你布置

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噢 我来把这些放水里

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谢谢

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Marcus 你可以帮我做红酒炖牛肉

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我拿青葱代替了洋葱做香料

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不是吧 你逗我呢

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我完全不知道他在说什么

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我错了 我们完蛋了

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我就应该和他分手的

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别别别 Santiago总能准时到

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我们只需要闲扯

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8分钟45秒

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我们不能谈的太亲密了

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可接受的话题有 谷物的构成

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哈勃望远镜

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兰花种类

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晶体管的诞生

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我们只用熬8分钟

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对 但是要把这8分钟想成480秒

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你就知道我为什么担忧了

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噢 我的天

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呃噢 Amy

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地铁跑的可真慢啊

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我们会迟到很久的

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你的反应要精短到位

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我快没内存了

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十分抱歉 Gina

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我倒希望我们迟到

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这才是潮人干的事

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我跟你说过 我今天晚上要好好玩

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怎么了

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我很淡定

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你为什么这么看着我

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因为有东西很臭

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而且绝对是你带的吃的

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我觉得它闻起来挺好的

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这是我妈着名的尼斯沙拉

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Amy 你做的菜已经够臭的了

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干嘛再加上金枪鱼和鸡蛋呢

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其他人都不介意啊

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我们介意

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我们真的 真的很介意

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快扔了这玩意

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我才不要扔了它呢

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但是我会打开窗户的

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因为我这人可好了

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但是我这人更好

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拜拜 沙拉

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不要啊

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哟 仍然没动静

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零食贩卖机怎么样

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呃 零食大丰收

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就跟你说这地方很赞

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我觉得Olson和他哥哥

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把这地方当做他们

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顺着海岸抢劫的大本营

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很好 很好

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你想吃用油炸过的土豆吗

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呃 呆子才不吃呢

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等下 "用油炸过的土豆"

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为什么你说话这么花哨

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这位先生 你怎么敢

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我话风才不清奇

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你又来

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你只有在撒谎或者隐瞒什么事的时候才这么做

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隐瞒 哈

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得了吧

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打扫房间的

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那不是打扫房间的 那是背叛

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你竟然叫了警长

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嘿 警长

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别跟我来这套 Peralta

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我要彻底掰断你丫的

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好吧 成

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我接受我的命运

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但是先给我的鸡鸡照张照片

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以供后人敬仰 然后我任你宰割

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Amy说让我们先吃

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然后她发了 无所谓 冒号 连字符 右括号 :-)

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挺好的

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就咱们四个人更好

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我们能更深入的了解彼此

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对 我们就这么做

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Marcus 你知道什么种类的兰花呢

322
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噢 这挺简单的

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一个也不知道

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呃 我知道的兰花有

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Beclardia Beloglottis Benthamia Diphylax

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Dipodium Evotella

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Raymond 你知道我可喜欢听

328
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你说兰花了

329
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那就好 还有Eriaxis

330
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但是我更愿意了解一下我们的客人

331
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Rosa 和我们说说你的家庭吧

332
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我有个家

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你必须得和他多说点吧

334
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她爸爸是教师

335
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他们来自班森贺

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话说回来 哈勃望远镜维修好了吗

337
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修好了 六年前的事了

338
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你有兄弟姐妹吗

339
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我有

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两个姐妹

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我必须得离开了

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呼 好主意

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喘口气

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这太亲密了

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没人需要知道你有姐妹

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新话题

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我觉得我好像怀孕了

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嗯哦

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噢

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噢 不

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不

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我来这是为了阻止你做蠢事的

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我打电话给大西洋城警局 告诉了他们

354
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旅馆可能有个嫌疑犯

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他们正在派特警来

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哇 Bolye

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你竟然在我带你来花销平分的大西洋城

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好基友之旅后出卖我

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我知道 我错了

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我就是 担心你会受伤

361
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不 Charles 别道歉

362
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我们在生他的气

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就为了开车过来 我错过了家庭晚餐

364
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也没人叫你这么做啊

365
00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:02,140
事实上 我叫他来的 还记得吗

366
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:02,930
我背叛了你

367
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Charles 兄弟 你干嘛呢

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00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,070
我刚帮你洗脱这罪名

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Peralta 特警一到这

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我们就回家

371
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,770
在那之前 你坐好了

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你被禁足了

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这是你的禁足椅

374
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,980
好 但是我得先去趟卫生间

375
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会耗时很长 由于我受伤的尾骨

376
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:19,850
还有挫伤的膀胱

377
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怎么回事

378
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噢

379
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千万要是Olson

380
00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:34,500
千万要是Olson 千万要是Olson

381
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你不是Olson

382
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大事不好

383
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呃噢

384
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神烦

385
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我本应该在家

386
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照顾我真的宝宝的

387
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而不是又大又蠢的工作上的宝宝

388
00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:53,400
我知道你很沮丧 警长 但是我觉得

389
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你大老远地赶过来这一举动

390
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真的给了Jake一个教训

391
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救命

392
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好吧我错了

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他又做傻事了

394
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- 救命 救命  - 穿好衣服 Jake

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我是你警局的朋友Charles Boyle

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00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,120
嘿 兄弟们

397
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:11,420
你特么在外面干什么呢 Peralta

398
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:15,260
你们会相信我的尿流强大到

399
00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:16,590
- 不会  - 好吧

400
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我以为我看到嫌疑犯了

401
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,060
我知道我不应该工作的

402
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,630
但是严格来说 我没有在工作

403
00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,730
因为那不是我们的嫌疑犯

404
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滚出卫生间

405
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,670
我们得坐在那恶心的床上

406
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,940
讨论一下你真正的问题

407
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,040
好好 我明白你现在很生气

408
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,670
我们也绝对会讨论一下的

409
00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:34,730
但是严格来说 我仍然没有尿尿呢

410
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,380
所以 你要是不介意的话

411
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我不在乎

412
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,710
你失去了尿尿的权利了

413
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你乖乖憋着吧 小伙子

414
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等我尿咱们一身的时候 就都怪你

415
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,560
快滚出去

416
00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:49,590
你乳房疼吗

417
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,630
我就假装你没问我这问题

418
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,760
你的感觉是不是更灵敏了

419
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,870
我觉得我是怀孕了

420
00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:57,200
不是被受过放射性感染的蜘蛛咬了

421
00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,770
Kevin问我姐妹的事

422
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,070
她刚刚告诉我她怀孕了

423
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,340
这让我怀疑

424
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,870
我最近感觉很虚弱

425
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,210
我胃不舒服

426
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,440
而且我刚刚算了一下

427
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,710
我觉得我有点迟了

428
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,410
什么迟了

429
00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,580
哦 对 对

430
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,280
你的

431
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,320
要是我怀孕了怎么办

432
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,320
我应该告诉Marcus吗

433
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,320
我带着个小孩怎么办

434
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,550
大家都怎么解决这些事的

435
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:17,620
为什么他们的头那么软

436
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,020
在你越想越离谱前

437
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,320
你应该先测一下是不是怀孕了

438
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,060
对 聪明 立刻

439
00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:23,290
噢

440
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,400
此时此刻啊

441
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,300
很好

442
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,900
我会想个办法为你开脱

443
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,330
并且尽量不引起疑问

444
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,500
现在我后悔

445
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,140
这么快就把我的兰花小知识讲完了

446
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:35,510
Jake 你把工作放在首要

447
00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:36,740
这样不健康

448
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:39,480
还记得Cagney和Lacey的三岁生日派对吗

449
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,240
我雇你当小丑Jakels

450
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,450
结果呢

451
00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:46,980
长颈鹿Jeremy有个长长的脖子

452
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,990
我知道了

453
00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:51,220
那个小女孩是被掐死的

454
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,530
你在小孩子的聚会上想那种东西

455
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:54,460
生活不只是

456
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你在办的某件案子

457
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,590
如果你不想办法把事情平衡好的话

458
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,930
你会累死或者受伤的

459
00:14:58,930 --> 00:14:59,930
哦 看哪

460
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:00,930
你的确受伤了

461
00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:01,930
好吧

462
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,230
你们说的很有道理

463
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:05,140
但是话说回来

464
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:06,300
我一直是对的

465
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,370
那就是我们的嫌犯

466
00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,610
好的 我们出发

467
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,640
Jake

468
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,480
从安全的距离观察他

469
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,440
等待大西洋城警力出现

470
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,280
这也是我的直觉 警长

471
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好主意

472
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,170
哦 不

473
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,220
你确定我们必须得结束聚会了吗

474
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,720
是的 不幸的是 Diaz警探

475
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,790
有一件突发的紧急事件需要解决

476
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:26,820
好吧

477
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:27,920
你也要走吗

478
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,430
不 这用不着警监出马

479
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,870
但还是重要到

480
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:36,530
需要Diaz警探的能力解决这类

481
00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:37,970
并不紧急的紧急事件

482
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:38,970
对 一点也没错

483
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,140
看 她很棒

484
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,590
我该去解决此事了

485
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:42,140
现在就去

486
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,940
是的

487
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,940
- 嘿 怎么样  - 嗨

488
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,810
抱歉我们迟到这么久

489
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:49,950
事实上 聚会已经结束了

490
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:50,980
什么

491
00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,620
聚会已经结束了

492
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,920
哦 我明白了 你听得见

493
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,020
你只是感到惊讶而已

494
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:59,260
很好 晚安

495
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,960
但是 哦

496
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,560
我只是想给Holt警监留下好印象

497
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,700
你知道吗

498
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,700
这没关系

499
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,070
我们迟到了没关系

500
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,900
我很淡定也没关系

501
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,770
老鼠吃了我的沙拉也没关系

502
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:14,590
哦 不

503
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,870
我绝对看到它们被你的沙拉吓跑了

504
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,620
你知道吗 我的朋友

505
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,480
是时候真的淡定了

506
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,090
是的 Gaga 没错

507
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,160
这就对了

508
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,560
我们该走了

509
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,590
对

510
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,430
该死的大西洋城警署

511
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,530
他们现在早该到了

512
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,330
他在看我们

513
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:42,900
假装在用制冰机 Boyle

514
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,100
我很乐意

515
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,540
为什么在酒店取冰块这么好玩呢

516
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,370
感觉很浪费 但是又感觉

517
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,110
"我订了这个房间 这冰块是我应得的"

518
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:51,710
嘘 他开始行动了

519
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:52,780
好的

520
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:54,710
我会在大西洋城警署到达之前跟着他

521
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,120
该死 呆着别动 Peralta

522
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,220
我会的 别担心

523
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,680
我就让警长跟着他

524
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:01,920
我就待在这儿 我做不到

525
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,950
我去小巷拦住他

526
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:03,950
嗷 嗷 嗷

527
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,020
哈 捷径

528
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,460
你刚被Jake搞定了

529
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,500
哦 哦 Jake

530
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,000
啊 哎呀

531
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,970
Jake 你没事吧

532
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,230
当然有事 警长

533
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,670
我被车撞了

534
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,230
你现在开心了吧

535
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:24,440
撞断好几根肋骨和无数个脚趾头

536
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,200
对你来说还不够是吗

537
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,040
现在回想起来 的确是够了

538
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,040
是的

539
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,040
最糟糕的是 Olson逃走了

540
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:31,510
那是最糟糕的部分

541
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,210
你可能会死诶 伙计

542
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,710
我也没伤得那么重

543
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,780
医生说我是内出血

544
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,380
那本来就是血应该流的地方

545
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,070
我知道你很生气

546
00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:41,740
因为我不尊重你的权威

547
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:42,490
不对

548
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,220
我生气是因为我的朋友不想要我的帮助

549
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,960
因为他坚持要当一个傻逼

550
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,090
你知道吗

551
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,360
你没救了

552
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,430
我不想再帮你了

553
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,960
Terry要走了

554
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,960
等等

555
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,170
我在警队的第二年 我在办一个毒品案

556
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,340
跟踪了一个毒贩几个月

557
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,070
然后 突然间 他消失了

558
00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:03,410
就在阵亡将士纪念日之前

559
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:04,840
我本来要离开

560
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,540
和几个朋友去过周末

561
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,880
但是怎么会呢 我们还不认识对方啊

562
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,450
哦 其他的朋友

563
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:13,520
就在我离开的时候 那家伙又出现了

564
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,650
而且卷进了和另一个毒贩的枪战

565
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,450
两个平民被枪击

566
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:20,220
同时我在费城喝冰镇果汁朗姆酒

567
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,490
从那天起 我发誓在办案期间

568
00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:24,130
绝不抽空休息

569
00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,000
还有 我不喜欢费城

570
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,030
Jake 我懂的

571
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,130
- 费城糟透了  - 是啊

572
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:30,370
但是你怎么从来没告诉我们呢

573
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,070
我对自己做出的决定感到尴尬

574
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,770
就因为我 有人受伤了

575
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,740
嫌犯会逃脱 人们会受伤

576
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:36,940
那是工作的一部分

577
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,740
但是如果你不放过自己的话

578
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,480
你就帮不到任何人

579
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,310
因为你会死掉

580
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,310
真心话警告

581
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,280
好的

582
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280
我知道了

583
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280
我本来会抱你的

584
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,520
但是现在 我的身体有着

585
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,890
巧克力蛋奶酥的结构完整性

586
00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:54,260
喔

587
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,240
我宿醉太厉害了

588
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:01,460
我们昨天晚上偷了这些墨镜吗

589
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,500
没有

590
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,700
你给杂货铺那人两百美元买的

591
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,940
还有他的衬衣

592
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,440
那解释了为什么有一件特大码的

593
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,970
疤面煞星连帽衫在我的沙发上

594
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:13,380
值了

595
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,780
昨天晚上挺好玩的

596
00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:16,710
嘿 我只是想说对不起

597
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,530
昨天那么突然地取消了派对

598
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:21,750
发生了一件不太紧急的紧急事件

599
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,750
你的损失

600
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,090
Amy做了沙拉

601
00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:25,490
还有一个蛋糕 它们都

602
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:27,490
棒极了

603
00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:29,930
我们安排一次迟来的晚餐吧

604
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:31,430
或者我们可以随波逐流

605
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:32,630
看看会发生什么

606
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,360
我才不在乎呢

607
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,400
演过头了

608
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,830
我是说 那样很好

609
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:37,830
谢谢你 长官

610
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
警监

611
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,770
Diaz警探

612
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,170
我没怀孕

613
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:46,440
我知道了

614
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,940
我只是想说谢谢你

615
00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:51,050
跟你谈话真的很有帮助

616
00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:53,050
也许把我们的个人和职业生活混在一起

617
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,550
没有听起来的那么恶心

618
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,950
是的我同意

619
00:19:56,950 --> 00:20:00,090
还有

620
00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:01,220
我很高兴我可以帮忙

621
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:04,830
现在 我们永远都不要提起

622
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,960
不要再指着它了

623
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,200
是的 当然

624
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,300
呃

625
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,300
解散

626
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,030
哟

627
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:18,810
欢迎回来 Peralta

628
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:19,840
你看起来休整好了

629
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,840
谢谢你 我是的

630
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,510
我补了很多非常重要的日间电视

631
00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:25,800
我第一次尝试了葡萄柚汁 好难喝

632
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:26,980
有一天 我甚至买了

633
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,220
一份报纸

634
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,750
当时在下雨 我需要便宜的雨伞

635
00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:31,890
真不错

636
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:33,560
你破碎的身躯如何了

637
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,190
医生允许我回来工作了

638
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,430
我还可以做

639
00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:37,890
轻微的非剧烈性爱

640
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,100
只要我事前事后伸展好

641
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,330
不错嘛

642
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:46,870
你回来真是太好了

643
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,900
你的嫌犯被几个制服警察

644
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:50,620
在78辖区抓住了

645
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,080
但是我还有几个非法闯入的案子你可以接手

646
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:54,580
哦 其实 警长

647
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,850
我还没有真正的回来

648
00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:58,950
我决定多休两天假

649
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:00,650
我的一个朋友说我应该去体验

650
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,650
工作之外的生活

651
00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:02,650
聪明的朋友

652
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,120
反正 我觉得我还欠Boyle

653
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,720
一次真正的大西洋城之旅 所以

654
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,720
没错 伙计们

655
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,090
是时候推出大西灭盟第二部

656
00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:11,560
大西洋城毁灭联盟了

657
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,600
其实这个还不错呢

658
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,630
因为我们要去干掉

659
00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:17,570
八个不同的太妃糖趴和一个

660
00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:20,700
"木板路上的鬼魂"巴士之旅

661
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:21,800
不是我想的发展方向

662
00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:22,840
但我还是很激动

663
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,840
哈 吼

664
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,640
这一定会很传奇的 哥们儿

665
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,780
快 警长

666
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,260
尽你全力在我肋骨上打一拳