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哦 我的天

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Rosa穿粉色了 Rosa穿粉色了

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我们能肯定那不是一件

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在摩托车车祸中被鲜血染红的白衬衫吗

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这可能不是她 如果她有个孪生姐妹的话

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就算Rosa有过孪生姐妹

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她肯定在子宫里就把她吃掉了

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等等 慢着 停下

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怎么会没有一个人因此而嘲笑她

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那可是Rosa 她怪吓人的

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你们简直不可理喻

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我有次戴了条有个紫色斑点的领带

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你们就叫了我两年的葡萄先生

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哦 葡萄先生

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我都忘了葡萄先生这茬儿

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如果我穿了件粉色衬衫 肯定会被你们挫骨扬灰

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确实 你会看起来像佩枪的小马宝莉

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让我来猜猜

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你的戏剧俱乐部在上演

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而你在扮演粉红淑女帮中的一员

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你们在笑什么

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要是Boyle穿了件粉红衬衫

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我懂了 太好笑了

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怎么会这样

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穿了粉色的明明是Rosa

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你有意见吗

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美艳极了

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我要是能跟你一样穿出范儿来就好了

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做你的梦去吧 草莓公主

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是啊 得了吧葡萄先生

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葡萄先生

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神烦警探 第二季 第二十一集
葡萄先生

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神烦警探 第二季 第二十一集

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昨天夜里 几个戴面具的歹徒

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洗劫了我们警区的不少支票兑现点

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他们还袭击了93警区的几个点

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所以这次调查会是联合行动

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David Majors警探已经着手调查此案了

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哇哦 Dave Majors

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真的吗

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那是谁

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他是纽约警署里最棒的警探 即使算上我

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他的逮捕数高得惊人

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他的定罪率更是壮观

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他堪称超酷神探

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我倒是无所谓了

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就是和你们几个一起玩玩

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这样啊 但是他的肉体状况如何

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从Charles到Terry的区间来算的话

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抱歉了哥们

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什么

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我才是10分

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你开心就好

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Majors挺好的

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他女朋友是五台的天气预报员

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你知道的 总是探身去够库伯斯顿的那个

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爱死她了

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我需要一个人去和他搭档

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- 哦 我我我我我  - 哦 让我来吧

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长官 无意冒犯 选我是理所当然的

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我是说 看看我 不要侧写

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长官 请让记录证明

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他脸上的酱料是昨天就有了的

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而这样锐如鹰隼的观察力

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正是我准备带入到

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够了 你们都可以参与这个案子

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三个臭皮匠好过俩臭皮匠

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这也是因为 我怕其他任何一种决定

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都会使你们在此之后聒噪个不停

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英明的决定

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我都准备开始喊口号了 "投给Jake"

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还是一起喊起来吧

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投给Jake 投给Jake

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- 解散  - 好的

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代号黄绿色

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重复一遍 代号黄绿色

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Gina 我再说最后一次

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请把你的警报规范成赤橙黄绿青蓝紫

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真没意思

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"代号黄绿色"是指

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"铜斑蛇安保公司的猎头Gary Shaw来了"

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Gary Shaw试图把我从纽约警署撬走已经有八年了

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当他开出他的条件时 我就知道自己会说

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Never(绝不)可不仅仅是火星陨坑的名字

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当然了 火星上真的有那么个陨坑

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太好笑了

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这不是笑料 Boyle

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应该让人感到悲痛欲绝

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Holt警监 很高兴见到你

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Shaw先生 让我们直奔主题吧

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Never(绝不)可不仅仅是火星陨坑的名字

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当然了 火星上真的有那么个陨坑

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实际上 我这次过来不是为了你

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你小队中的一个成员主动找过我

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Terry Jeffords警长

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原来如此

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Jeffords警长在那里

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谢谢你 警监

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我的好哥们儿 坦克Terry

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什么回事 搞什么

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Terry叫了他 他在握Terry的手

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我现在在实况解说正在发生的事情

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这特么是怎么回事

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我不知道

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然而Holt警监也不知道

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让我来瞧瞧 这是个什么情况

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哦 Majors还没到

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我把风流倜傥全浪费在了一群路人身上

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让我重置一下

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Jake 他是一个各种荣誉傍身的警探

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你的墨镜编排是不会给他留下好印象的

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他会看着我的笔记本动作而无暇顾及你

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闭嘴 闭嘴 他来了

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嘿 你们一定是99警区的

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- 我是Majors  - 你好 Peralta

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这位是Santiago

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让我来瞧瞧 这是个什么情况

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你是指我的笔记本吗

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我调查了一下歹徒们戴的婴儿面具

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纽约大都会区没有一家商店有出售

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让我联想到几年前办的一个谋杀案

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罪犯总是戴着奇怪的面具

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我们弄不清楚他是从哪儿买来的

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结果人家的面具是自制的

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用的是人皮

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不是吧

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那太棒了

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真的吗 Amy 对谁来说很棒

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在我看来那些面具

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曾经是谁的脸 脸皮

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说的没错 Peralta

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我每天都会这么想

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彼此彼此 啊

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好了 我去到处看看 录几个口供

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很好 有意思

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- 好主意 好主意  - 对 对 对

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酷 酷 酷 酷 酷

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看来第一局的胜利归Peralta

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不要担心 刚刚我只是在热身而已

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我还有八个墨镜姿势

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蓄势待发

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算上这个就有九个了

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诶嘿

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午餐如何

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很好

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我吃的是T骨牛排和

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鬼在乎你吃了些什么

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一会再发邮件告诉我就行了

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你和Gary是怎么回事

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他在给我硬性推销

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看看我现在这一身多么拽

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羽绒背心 铁锁

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Terry 铁锁太水了

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你想要免费的东西

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这些都给你 如何

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想要什么就从Amy桌上拿什么吧

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对啊

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Gary给我开出了条件

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时间更优 更多福利 大大的加薪

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我自己的办公室 有墙的那种

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你有没有告诉他Terry不喜欢墙

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不 Terry可喜欢墙了

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我在认真的考虑答应他

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我马上又要多出一个孩子了

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你知道尿布多么昂贵吗

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知道

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重点是

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我想做对我的家庭来说最好的选择

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- 这不只是我一个人的事情  - 正是

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这也是我的事 我是如何被你抛弃在这小格子里

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恶

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看看这些婴儿面具

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看来有人要被法律爸爸打屁股了

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很好

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货车是三周前在一个收费停车场被偷的

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昨天被扔在了这里

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说来就是路边落客

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我们是在查案呢Amy 不是演

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很有道理 太感谢你了 Jake

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我去把这车签字移交给法医部

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嘿听着 我是一家叫做钥匙链的

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邀请制地下酒吧的成员

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你想不想待会儿去喝一杯

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我很想叫Amy一起 但是我只能带一个人

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没事的 我敢肯定她今天晚上会很忙

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还有八个月就要交税了

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事实上是截止期限是两周前

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好吧 这是个很可怕的惊喜

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但是重点是 喝酒听上去挺好

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口令

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热带

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我 的 天

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这地方太好了

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是吧 我每次结了案都会来

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也就意味着我常常在这里

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不错 我每破一个案子 就去吃一顿牛排晚餐

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现在胆固醇高得吓人

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Milo 这是我朋友Jake

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我们在一起破一个案子

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没错 这是我朋友Dave

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我们是好朋友噢 给我一杯

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不不 这里不能点单的

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Milo会给你调一杯你肯定喜欢的酒

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喝了你就会爱上

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真的吗 有意思

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原桶装纯波本酒 以及橘子汁给你缓缓

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敬我们漫长友谊生涯中的第一次出游

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必须的

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听着 我之所以带你过来

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是想问问 Santiago是怎么回事

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Amy 不会吧

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她干什么奇怪的事了吗

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不不 她很好

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我就想知道 你们俩之间是不是有什么

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就是 你们有没有在一起

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噢 没有

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很好 等案子破了

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我就去约她

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喔

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案子一破你就打算去约Amy

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再好不过了

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噢

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这不是一口闷的酒

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现在知道了

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看起来挺好的

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你怎么了

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昨天和Majors在"钥匙链"玩得很嗨吧

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那是家地下酒吧 不是幽魂旅店好嘛

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而且我昨天玩得一点也不开心

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他根本不是想和我当好兄弟

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他只是想确认 我不会对他在案子结束后

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约Amy出去有意见

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他不是在和那个天气预报的姑娘约会吗

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不 他甩了那个女生 因为她把飓风桑迪

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怪罪于同性婚姻

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总而言之 一旦案子结束

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Amy就要嫁给那个超酷神探了

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那和你有什么关系

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你还喜欢她吗

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我不知道 目前 我们是朋友

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但是最近关系又变得有点暧昧

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而且我们在Charles和Gina父母的婚礼上

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还发生了很诡异的浪漫一刻

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切 直接承认你喜欢她吧

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好啦 我还喜欢她

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这几个星期我一直打算约她出去

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但是不太容易

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我们之间太复杂了 你懂吗

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不太懂 我不约人的

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我直接告诉他们去哪

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好吧 现在说什么都没用了

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我已经让Dave去追她了

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你真是神蠢

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抱歉 只是一般程度的蠢

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你应该让他滚远点

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我不能就这样让别人不要去约Amy

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因为我喜欢她而且蠢得不敢采取行动

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我不能帮一个女性做这种决定

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我是支持Wendy的 我说对了吗

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- 对你个头  - 喔

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听我说 如果你真的想让她自己决定

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你得告诉她 你也是一个选项

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你清楚自己该怎么做

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嗯

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在案子结束前约她出去 对吧

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就想再次确认一下

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我现在是背水一战 成败在此一举了

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你找我们吗

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这些申请表是怎么回事

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我们打算给Terry办一个挽留派对

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我的想法是 让Pam Grier出席并亲手给他制作冻酸奶

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警监 我们觉得警长可能会接受铜斑蛇的工作

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我从没想说我会说这句话

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但你一定要让Gina去找Pam Grier

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不 就算没有黑美人或者冻酸奶

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Jeffords警长也能做出正确的决定

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他是个成年人

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噢 我知道是怎么回事了

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你是怕Terry有可能考虑

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离开99片区

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这种情绪我本以为会出现在charles那种懦弱的软蛋身上

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万万没想到是你 警监

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我才不懦弱

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走吧 Charles

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来了

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啊 看看谁终于来了

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你迟到的时候 我们已经破案了

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什么 就破了

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逗你的

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Oliver带来一些很坏的消息

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继续说吧 Oliver

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我们搜查了整辆货车

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没有任何发现

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没有毛发 纤维 也没有精液

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一般来说这种租的小货车里应该到处都是的

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好吧

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他们还用一种漂白剂

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彻底清洁了面具

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真的毫无踪迹可寻

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看看吧

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这对破案可没什么帮助

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不过 倒是学到了以后千万不要去租小货车

303
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嘿 我能私下和你说几句话吗

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当然 噢等等

305
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你不会又像上次那样

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假装收到警监的重要信息

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结果给我看的只是个绵羊尖叫的视频吧

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我保证不是 但我很为那个恶作剧骄傲

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好吧 什么事

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接下来我要说的可能有点奇怪

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但是我想问你

312
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哇 这些照片真是破坏气氛

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我的天哪

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那地方得好好重新粉刷一遍了

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找个承包商吧

316
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你思维真是一点也不跳跃啊

317
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说回来 我想问你的是

318
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那些粪便的检测结果出来了

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是人的 但不全是

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你不是Gassner医生

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我们不是

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- 你能让我们谈谈吧  - 没问题

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快速回答 除了人还有

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狗和熊

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哇噢

326
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我以为你会很好奇那个粪便之谜呢

327
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通常情况下 是的

328
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但我现在有别的事情要和你说

329
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更具体来说是

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- 准备出发了 两位  - 很好 Dave来了

331
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那些歹徒又袭击了弗拉特布什的一个兑现点

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我们要出发了

333
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带路吧

334
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你想说的是什么

335
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噢 Holt警监发了一则很重要的信息

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喔

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什么味道

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是薰衣草 Terry喜欢薰衣草

339
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一碗自制的蜂蜜酸奶

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配料加入了薰衣草和爱

341
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嗯 太好吃了

342
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等等

343
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这不是什么奇怪的母乳做的吧 Boyle

344
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准确地说 确实来自一只羊的母乳

345
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嗨 Terry 你的宝贝拍了什么新照片吗

346
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你讨厌看我双胞胎女儿的照片

347
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你还说 既然她们俩长的一样

348
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完全没必要给两个人拍

349
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Gina阿姨怎么会说这种话呢

350
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我很爱你家宝贝的照片哒

351
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还有关于双胞胎睡觉的趣事

352
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够了 我知道你们想干嘛了

353
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这是你们想让我留在99片区的奇怪方法

354
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我超爱的

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你们知道嘛 好笑的是 Cagney午睡表现好

356
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但到了晚上 Lacey才是乖宝宝

357
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有一次她从晚上八点睡到早上八点呢

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- 厉害  - 哇

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是吧

360
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Jeffords 我需要你把手头上1995到1999

361
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的所有案子都归入电子档 明天早上九点前搞定

362
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,910
可现在已经一点了

363
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,180
我和Sharon说了晚上回去吃晚饭的

364
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我打算喝杯咖啡

365
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然后就可以熬夜去亲亲了

366
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我建议你把那些咖啡因带来的能量

367
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用到一些比"亲亲"更有成效的事情上去

368
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警监 你在干嘛呢

369
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确保Jeffords的所有案子在明早九点前归电子档

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我以为我表达得不能更清楚了

371
00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:33,970
我得去给我老婆打电话 说约会夜泡汤了

372
00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:37,410
我发了那么多亲脸的表情 现在都成空了

373
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噢不

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虽然我说了那么多年

375
00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:43,780
但这次那个翘臀可能真的要和我们拜拜了

376
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我不明白

377
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,680
他们的袭击地点完全没有规律可循

378
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,320
这地方的安保措施很严密

379
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,790
为什么不干脆袭击街道另一边

380
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门口只有一个老头的那家

381
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看起来是随机挑选的

382
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对啊 简直 噢挺爽的

383
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我不觉得是随机的

384
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那些家伙都很狡猾 必定有计划

385
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,700
我们能搞定的

386
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,100
我去倒杯咖啡

387
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,670
很好

388
00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:06,370
唔

389
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,300
嘿 现在就我们俩了

390
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:11,240
有件事儿我想跟你

391
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,910
啊打砸说

392
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:14,920
你嘴怎么不好使了

393
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,650
你嘴怎么不好使 咱俩性爱录像片名

394
00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:17,750
- 啥  - 你的性爱录像

395
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,120
啥 不是

396
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:23,020
听着 我想跟你说

397
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,890
哦 不 我想到了

398
00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:26,630
- 哈  - 这里 你看

399
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垃圾桶 货车 连衣裤

400
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,560
都写着约翰尼清洁公司

401
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不是巧合

402
00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:33,700
他们装作清洁工去踩点

403
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,530
难怪货车这么干净

404
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:36,670
嘿 我错过什么了

405
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:38,170
Jake 刚把案子破了

406
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,240
我勒个去 干得漂亮

407
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:41,750
干得好

408
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:45,480
但是还不算结案啊

409
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,110
还有很长一段路要走

410
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:49,280
一堆报告要写 而且一个案子

411
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要等判决出来

412
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,150
刑期服完

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才算结案

414
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Jake 好好庆祝就行了

415
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好吧

416
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喔

417
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,780
脸拉这么长干嘛

418
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:05,780
墨西哥三无糖果又伤到你神经了吗

419
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:07,820
可能吧 我不在乎

420
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:09,430
为啥我非得把案子给破了

421
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:12,070
为啥我不能让这些劫匪继续恐吓布鲁克林

422
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,760
直到我鼓起勇气约她出去

423
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,500
你是个好警察

424
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,110
不要为这事儿沮丧

425
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:17,830
我不是好警察 我是最屌的警察

426
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,050
这事儿我永远也原谅不了自己

427
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,880
案子结了 Amy和Majors正在去

428
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钥匙链酒吧的路上

429
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,020
来不及了

430
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,120
她做双手挽发的动作了吗

431
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哈

432
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,870
Amy真喜欢谁

433
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,800
她会紧张得把两边头发都挽到耳朵后面

434
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,460
这画面印在我脑海里了

435
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,090
不过她还没做过那动作

436
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,130
那就还来得及

437
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,430
去搞砸她的约会吧

438
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:39,530
证明你在乎

439
00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:40,770
毁了她的约会

440
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,840
你对爱果然有独到见解

441
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,080
我才弄到95年九月份

442
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:51,920
你们在这干嘛呢

443
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,350
吃一惊吧

444
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:55,410
我们帮你把剩下的都做了

445
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:56,380
真的假的

446
00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:59,490
我要发给短信给老婆

447
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,990
美餐电影时刻

448
00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:03,770
不在家里点播看了

449
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:07,540
今晚 我要在电影院里睡过去

450
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,010
对嘛 这就是我们99区的风格

451
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,380
互帮互助

452
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,450
说得对

453
00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:14,720
Charles 有点主见

454
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,150
不要老跟我的风

455
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:17,520
Gina 你上哪儿去了

456
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:18,700
你把手机忘桌子上了

457
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,960
我以为你死了呢

458
00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:22,290
嗯嗯 我手机肯定要跟我一起进棺材的

459
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:26,300
警长 他俩儿把我的报告都归到电子档了

460
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,060
- 是不是太好了  - 什么

461
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,130
你们为什么要抢他的活儿干

462
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,730
因为我们想让他留下来

463
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,400
那不是你的工作

464
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,040
Jeffords 你接着把

465
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,470
2000到2005的也归了

466
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:38,840
明早之前弄完

467
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:42,950
这下好了

468
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,810
得告诉Sharon又取消了

469
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:47,920
如果我在铜斑蛇上班 现在都到家了

470
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,690
在金币池里游泳

471
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,650
跟我兄弟史高治一样

472
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:57,000
口令

473
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,630
- 热带  - 不对

474
00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,960
那是老的口令

475
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,030
每晚都换

476
00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:05,700
好吧那 热带一

477
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,170
等等等等 啊

478
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,140
啊啊啊啊啊

479
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:11,710
哈哈 别这样 好吗

480
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:14,140
你去问酒保Milo 好吧

481
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,280
他认识我 告诉他橙汁回来了

482
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,610
我不知道什么Milo

483
00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:20,430
酒保的名字也是每天都换

484
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:23,180
不知道口令就滚远点

485
00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:27,120
该死 这地方太高大上了

486
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,430
来吧 陌生人

487
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,430
动嘴

488
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,830
就这样

489
00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:35,300
有了

490
00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:43,110
胡椒

491
00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,110
护角

492
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:49,650
呼叫

493
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,220
呼啦圈

494
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,550
辣椒

495
00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:55,550
糊辣椒

496
00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:56,850
青椒

497
00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:58,690
好吧

498
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,460
搞定

499
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,630
漂亮

500
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,570
正中目标

501
00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:19,510
哦 不 双手挽发

502
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,380
喔 嘿

503
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,380
你不会把一个为爱而来的人

504
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,980
轰出去的 对吧

505
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,990
喔 会啊

506
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,570
Terry

507
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,680
和Gary的早餐怎么样

508
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,980
你要跳槽去铜斑蛇吗

509
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:40,080
我已经准备好抗议的时候拿Charles当火把了

510
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,070
淡定

511
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:44,090
我拒绝了 告诉他们我不感兴趣

512
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,080
滚蛋吧 Gary

513
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,600
我把东西都还给他了

514
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,790
除了那件羽绒背心 我 额 搞丢了

515
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,200
我留在99片区了

516
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,200
恭喜了 警长

517
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,400
是吗

518
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,970
不想赶他走了吗 洋子

519
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:10,710
喔 别为难他

520
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,080
我是因为他留下来的

521
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,680
我不知道你在说什么

522
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,350
你是个成年人 决定是你自己做出来的

523
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,510
不行 憋不住笑了

524
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,820
我把你玩儿得团团转啊

525
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:21,820
是啊

526
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,820
把那些报告归档

527
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:27,260
提醒我了这些年的工作和对社区的贡献

528
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:30,610
对我家庭来说 最好的是

529
00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:32,280
对工作自豪的老爸

530
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,300
谢谢你 警长

531
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,870
你啊

532
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:38,870
就像棒棒糖广告里的猫头鹰智者一样

533
00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:40,470
Terry留下了

534
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,310
嘿 兄弟 不好意思来晚了

535
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,280
得去局长那儿领个狗屁奖章

536
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,850
就为了去年的一个双杀案

537
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:48,850
体会过

538
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:50,450
我今天早上也挺忙活儿的

539
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,300
Jade 你的龙舌兰在面包机里炸了

540
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,240
谢了 Rosa 收到

541
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,150
和Santiago怎么样

542
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,590
她不感兴趣

543
00:19:57,590 --> 00:19:58,470
无功而返

544
00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:59,250
你搞笑呢吧

545
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,570
嗯 是挺奇怪的

546
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:01,960
我还从来没被拒过呢

547
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,190
简直没料到

548
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:05,740
挺想看看我怎么适应

549
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:07,830
好吧

550
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,440
所以 超酷神探出局了哈

551
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,740
我知道 不过为什么啊

552
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,710
什么情况 那她为什么还双手挽发

553
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:16,700
为什么拒了他

554
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:17,840
你觉得跟我有关系吗

555
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,080
- Rosa 她怎么想的  - Jake

556
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,380
嗯 我应该去问她

557
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,680
嘿 Majors刚走

558
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,620
老实说 他看起来不太乐观

559
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,220
像是哭了一晚上的样子

560
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,350
哈 哈 Jake

561
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,690
他肯定没事儿的

562
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:33,190
所以 怎么回事儿啊

563
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,860
我以为我们去喝一杯

564
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,090
是为了庆祝结案

565
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,230
不过他以为是个约会

566
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:39,700
对哈 你不感兴趣

567
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,370
因为他又阳刚又有钱

568
00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:46,070
他挺好的 但是Teddy的事儿

569
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,340
又见了那么多警察约会 分手

570
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:49,540
然后还得在一起上班

571
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,980
太复杂了

572
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,980
我定了条新规矩 不约警察

573
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,250
好啊 好啊

574
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,550
正巧 我也定了这条

575
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:58,950
不约警察

576
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:01,090
从现在开始 只约罪犯

577
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,650
你们要是分手了

578
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:04,260
你反正可以送她去监狱

579
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,920
对头 后顾无忧

580
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,130
- 嗯哼  - 那

581
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:10,130
嘿 局长办公室给我发了个邮件

582
00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:11,160
关于咱们案子的

583
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,230
怎么说的

584
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,130
啊 啊 啊哈

585
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,240
还治其人之身了

586
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,240
- 嗯哼  - 玩儿得溜

587
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,560
喔