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不 不不不

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你不能把她从我身边带走 混蛋

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别这样 Scully

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你现在必须为了她而坚强

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怎么回事

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贩卖机要换了

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- 别啊  - 不行

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这台机器在这儿呆了一辈子了

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已经成为警队的一员了

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还是把Scully带走吧

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是的 拜托了 带我去自动贩卖机乐园吧

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可以至少给我们五分钟好好道别吗

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随便你们

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就让我简要地开个场

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这台机器是布鲁克林最棒的餐馆

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而且永远都有我的位子

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我是那么清楚 打它哪里才能掉出来免费食物

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现在我又要回去打Hitchcock了

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看啊 我要求他们放进去的那袋小胡萝卜

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依然还在里面

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它们现在变黑了 但是至少还在那儿

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再见了 美丽的机器

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感谢你的服务

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好了 全体敬礼

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你现在可以带她走了

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我觉得我们让它有尊严地离去了

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免费拿糖啦

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神烦警探 第二季 第二十三集

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好了 九九片区 跟Michael Augustine问好吧

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布鲁克林最高产的身份盗窃犯

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上周他走进一栋政府大楼

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偷走了一台存有十万多个社保号码的电脑

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我的线人说今晚Augustine

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会把电脑交给一个从中国来的买家

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中国又名"龙之大陆"

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确保你不会把这个词用在正式报告里

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好吧 对不起

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"龙之国度"

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我希望你和Santiago跟踪Augustine

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直到他交货然后逮捕他和买家

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听起来不错 不过我带Boyle去就好了

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我知道Amy有一堆工作要做 所以

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- 我没有啊  - 真的吗

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我保证我不小心听到你跟Rosa说

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"姐们儿 拜托"

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"我有一筐砸的案件要破"

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你认为我会这么说话吗

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一字不差

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一点儿没胡诌

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够了

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Peralta和Santiago跟踪Augustine

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Boyle和Diaz跟他们一起开监视车去

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除非你还有异议

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听起来好极了

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就像Amy Santiago一直说的

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"姐们儿 拜托"

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我是做了什么对不起你的事吗

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你在生我气吗

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是因为我把你桌上的面包屑都扫掉了吗

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什么 不 我才不在乎那个

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- 你知道它们在哪儿吗  - 垃圾桶里

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好吧 如果不是那个

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你为什么不想让我参与这个案子

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哦 那个啊

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好吧 听着

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我不想跟你合作的原因是

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我可以用口音来说

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好让自己不感觉那么尴尬吗

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- 不行  - 明智

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记得你说过你不想和警察约会吗

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真真儿地打击到我了啊 大兄弟

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- 牙买加吗  - 是啊 错误的选择

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我的德国口音好多了

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好了 好吧

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我本来有点想约你出去的

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噢 好吧

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但我知道你不想

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我完全明白

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我觉得我只是需要一点时间来完全地完全明白

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而现在我完全明白了

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Jake 这太尴尬了

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我不和警察约会的根本原因

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就是为了让工作时候不尴尬

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好吧 那让这不尴尬就好了 是吧

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这只是个案子 我们一直一起破案的

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而且我们真的很擅长破案

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所以 你知道的 我们很专业

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那就是我想要的 让我们保持专业

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我们达成共识了

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保证是贼好贼专业

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进来关上门

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我有些消息要宣布而你们必须保证保密

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Madeline Wuntch要把我调去当纽约警察的公关部长

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我要被踢出九九片区了

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我不想小题大做

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所以请你们把反应缩短到一秒 开始

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- 什么情况  - 你在开玩笑吗

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够了

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你不能离开我们

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我哪儿也不去

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Madeline不是什么无敌女妖

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她只是个普通女妖 而且是可以战胜的

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我们只需要找到"那封信"

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什么信

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在我们现任公安局长上任之前

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一位共同的好友告诉我Madeline写了封信给市长

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告诉他这是个错误

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她显然有把自己的上司叫做

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一个 上引号 假笑的蠢蛋 下引号

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不专业 损人就得当面损

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不留书面证据

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那封信的副本被存在市长的档案室里

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我不可能在不引起Madeline注意的情况下潜入

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所以这不是易事 我们也没多少时间了

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但我需要你们去找到那封信

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你们愿意帮我吗

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当然

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我把我手机调成飞行模式了

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哦天呐 她在飞机上都不那么做的

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Rosa

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我知道你不希望任何人祝你生日快乐

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所以享受糟糕的一天吧

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还是太过了

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我猜你今晚是没什么庆祝的安排咯

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任何超过六岁还在庆生的人 都该下地狱

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既然你有空

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我需要你帮我搬一台我刚买的旧吃豆人机

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为什么你怎么喜欢这游戏

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因为这是史上最性感的电子游戏

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她是欲求不满的 Rosa

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欲求不满的 欲求不

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别再说"欲求不满"了

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总之 这旧机器我是从一家酒吧买来的

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所以我希望你能帮我搬它

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你想让我去酒吧

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你明显是想引诱我参加惊喜派对

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是Marcus让你来的吗

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什么 不 瞎说什么呢

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我们只是需要正好晚上九点四十五到那儿

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一分都不能早

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而且我想让咱们走过一扇特定的门

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他怎么在这儿下车了

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我以为你的线人是说他会在公园交货

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或许他要先和小三吃个晚饭

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Augustine把电脑带着了

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我们应该就在这儿逮捕他

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不 买家是更重要的人

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我们必须跟着他 直到他们碰头

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好吧 如果你们要进去

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我听说这地方的骨髓蛋糊超棒

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也不是说我吃过不好的

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不 就这样了 进去吧

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不 等等 我们看起来太像警察了

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这样我们根本混不进去

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好了 现在怎么样

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呃 我不知道啊

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我看到的只是衣服挂在无性别的肉身上

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你看起来很好 给 穿上这个

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Jake 你得穿件外套什么的

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Scully把他的运动大衣留在后面了

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哦 但它肯定配不上Jake健美的身躯

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- 除非  - 不 我不想那么做

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- 你不得不  - 我不会做的

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你要做的

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什么 你必须做什么

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唐·约翰逊 美国制片人 总是卷袖口
唐·约翰逊范儿

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唐·约翰逊 美国制片人 总是卷袖口

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唐·约翰逊范儿
唐·约翰逊 美国制片人 总是卷袖口

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我看起来跟个傻子似的

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我都没来得及给小臂上个润肤露

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穿着Rosa的外套感觉太奇怪了

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口袋里有根带刺铁丝

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酷

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好了 你有看到

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服务台吗

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嗨 两个人 谢谢

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很抱歉 没有空位了

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我们餐厅已经被订满了

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哦不 太糟糕了

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今晚对我们来说可重要了

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Johnny和我刚订婚

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而这是我们第一次约会的地方

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哦是啊 这对Dora和我太重要了

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我是应该提前预订的

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但是我不确定她会不会答应我的求婚 所以

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我就喜欢你紧张的样子 你这小呆鹅

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你俩太甜蜜了

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我肯定能给你们小两口找到位置

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是啊 我们是小两口 一起 在床上

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好吧

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感谢你们耐心等了这么久

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你们的桌子马上就收拾好了

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好

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不好意思 突然对你使出订婚和这些暧昧的招

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不不不 挺好

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我是说 好歹让咱成功进来了

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亲脸颊有点过了 湿嗒嗒的

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怎么说呢

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Dora吻技一般

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好了 请跟我来

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蜜月期结束了 Dora

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回归Jake和Amy

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两个一起办案的普通警察

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到了 请坐

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谢谢

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你们是那对刚订婚的情侣

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的确是我们 Johnny和Dora 绝对的情侣

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好的 根据我从助理界得来的消息

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那封信就在这里 四楼档案室

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J-13柜

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好样的 什么计划

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你溜进去拿到信

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我来转移档案员的注意力

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据说他很喜欢观察鸟类

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所以跟女人说话应该会让他晕过去

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而跟这位女人说话

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没准能让他猝死过去

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你能帮我看看这公园的地图

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告诉我哪里能看到那些漂亮的鸟呢

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嗯 你要 呃 别去 呃

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大草坪 因为那里基本都是八哥

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- 恶 八哥  - 是啊

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我讨厌八哥

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最差的品种了

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在这有好多人觉得八哥是一种常见的鸟

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但是你知道吗

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在西海岸没有八哥

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你能再分享些经验

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给我这样一个新手鸟类观察者吗

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你一定得知道

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各种水鸟间的差别

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好多人根本不知道

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蛇鹈 蛇鸟 水火鸡的区别

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好多人都不知道它们其实是一种鸟类

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是哪种叫起来声音像蕾哈娜的鸟吗

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我不太清楚那是谁

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就像这样 "诶 诶"

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听起来像有冠啄木鸟

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或者这种

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那有可能是有冠山雀

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哎呦天啊 就是这个

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Wayne 你简直是个宝贝

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我们拿到信了

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好样的

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中邪恶的西方女巫被女主角泼了一桶水后融化而死
现在把Madeline叫来 再拿一桶水

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让我们好好化了这巫婆
中邪恶的西方女巫被女主角泼了一桶水后融化而死

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还有谁在

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Rosa 听我说 没有什么派对

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别纠缠这事不放了

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别骗我 Boyle

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否则你就等着拿个吸管吃自己的骨髓蛋糊吧

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其实骨髓蛋糊并不是这么吃的

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Charles

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好吧是有个派对

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我不能告诉你细节

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我只能说我了解你

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所以我知道你会喜欢的

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如果你了解我 你就会知道我讨厌这种惊喜派对

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所以很显然你并不了解我

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什么 我们可是朋友啊

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我还指望能咱们能亲近到可以叫你"Roro"呢

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永远不能

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其实 你刚才已经失去叫我"Rosa"的特权了

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从现在开始 你只能叫我"Diaz"或者"说你呢"

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别这样 Rosa

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别这样 "说你呢"

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哇 香槟和牡蛎

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你们真是太热情了

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哎 这是个特别的晚上嘛

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你们什么时候见面的

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- 去年  - 五年前

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我们最开始在五年前见过一面

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但是那次就不算了 因为

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我当时在跟一个快艇模特交往

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我当时在和美国大城市来的一个超帅的审计长交往

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总之一年前我们在一个酒吧里重逢了

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从那以后我们就难舍难分了

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你是怎么认准她就是你那命中注定的另一半呢

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我太愿意回答这个问题了

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就是吧 每当我看到她的脸

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还有那下面连着的身子

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你呢

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他总能逗我笑

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还有

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这世上我最在乎的就是她的想法了 所以

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好把 别的先不聊 让我们看看那戒指

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我这次没戴着

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她有巨大的手指

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我刚才的意思是

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我买的那戒指跟她手指不合适

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因为那些手指的主人是个庞然大物

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Madeline 谢谢你能来

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Raymond 我永远乐意拜访一个被我打败的敌人

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我觉得自己就像Jackie Joyner-Kersee

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祝贺某个跑得慢的失败者

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准备好

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暴风雨要来了

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坐吗

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我相信你一定想歇歇自己的分趾蹄子

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叫我魔鬼吗

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真有创意啊 Raymond

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事实上我在叫你山羊 你个山羊

303
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我想谈谈我升职的问题

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好的 但是首先

305
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我怎么知道你是不是带了窃听器

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我需要先搜你身

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如果你非要的话

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这什么情况啊

309
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嘘 我看东西呢

310
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你能帮我从泊车员那里把车取来吗 亲爱的

311
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我要去后面跟主厨打个招呼

312
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祝你们婚礼一切顺利

313
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还有蜜月快乐哦

314
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我们会的 我们要去德州韦科市

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好吧 拜拜

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拜

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- 德州韦科市  - 我瞎说的

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正好在新闻上看见了而已

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好吧 Augustine拿着笔记本包呢

320
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他要准备交接了 走

321
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看 那就是买家了

322
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或者他真是去跟主厨打招呼的

323
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他怎么还没交接

324
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不好 他看见我们了

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不好意思

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哦 嘿

327
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我们就是想找个地方

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打炮

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是 打炮

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也是我的首选词汇

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我懂得

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刚刚订婚的孩子们 玩得开心

333
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谢了

334
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好好好好好

335
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没暴露 好样的

336
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快速并专业的反应

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非常快非常专业

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- 不愧是警探  - 真乃警探

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- 继续回到案子上  - 是

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餐厅怎么样啊

341
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正常得不得了

342
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你怎么那么奇怪

343
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我和Amy接吻了

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啥

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只是为了不暴露卧底身份 我们没有别的选择

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快告诉我所有细节

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Charles 只是个吻而已 好吗

348
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为了工作的 根本没什么

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就是 一个吻谁在乎

350
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真到互相摸屁股的地步再叫我

351
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,510
他靠边停了 就是现在了

352
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你们太天真了

353
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,580
这不可能只是"没什么"

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高中的时候 我扮演里面的沃巴克斯爸爸

355
00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:36,790
Becca Murse扮演安妮

356
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,580
我们在台上有一段拥抱的戏

357
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刚开始我们也没觉得有什么大不了

358
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,020
但是首演夜上 我们就开始大搞特搞了

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扮成沃巴克斯和安妮的时候吗

360
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是的哟

361
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,300
观众们纷纷表示不买账

362
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,480
剧作家还把学校给告了

363
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,710
伙计们 他们没打算碰头

364
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:51,890
他正在放下包裹

365
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,960
好的 你和Rosa跟住Augustine

366
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好嘞

367
00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:58,900
你和Amy也跟住了自己的心吧

368
00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:00,630
什么玩意儿 我们要守着包裹

369
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:01,870
也要和对方长相厮守

370
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,140
你闹毛线啊

371
00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:05,310
那么 我看这件事的到后来会是这样的

372
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,010
你哀求我把工作还给你 我拒绝了

373
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:08,560
然后你就像个战后遗孀一样嘤嘤地抹眼泪

374
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,640
你说是不是这样啊

375
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:15,750
你那一肚子坏水恐怕是派不上用场了 Madeline

376
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:21,910
你是怎么搞到这个的

377
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:23,990
这是Gina和Terry搞到的 你个八哥

378
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,790
这东西是怎么搞来的并不重要

379
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:29,160
抱歉长官 我没意识到你要这么说

380
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,930
你还请了观众来看自己耍把戏吗

381
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:34,770
是啊 谁不想看勇者斗鳄鱼呢

382
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,700
那么 Madeline

383
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:39,370
在我俩中有人"像个战后遗孀一样嘤嘤地抹眼泪"之前

384
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:41,210
你愿不愿意把我的片区还给我呢

385
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,990
这事不是那么简单的 我不能撤销你的升职

386
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,930
那你明天之前作出决定吧

387
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,750
你个八哥

388
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:51,150
我们不能在放货点旁边抓他

389
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,260
会惊动买家

390
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,540
我们先跟他一英里再说吧

391
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,280
明白

392
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,900
你在你妈妈三月二十六日的生日上送她的手机

393
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,400
她用着顺不顺手啊

394
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,080
哥们 别靠胡诌以前的事情来跟我套近乎

395
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,700
我才没有套近乎呐

396
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,740
我只是在和好朋友Rosa聊聊天

397
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:04,760
话说她玩过高空跳伞

398
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,490
够了

399
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,620
我会去那个白痴派对的

400
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,160
但只是因为我不想伤Marcus的心而已

401
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,840
别以为我已经不生你的气了

402
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,110
你是不是也还因为的大结局生气啊

403
00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:15,380
我就是想看到Lorelai得到幸福

404
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,780
你给我闭嘴

405
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:17,700
你看吧

406
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,290
我和你都这么熟了 我就知道会这

407
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,850
说真的 我们啥事都没有吧

408
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,270
那当然

409
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:31,290
- 我们很好  - 好

410
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,480
天哪 肚子都有点饿了

411
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,030
在那个蛋疼的高级餐厅里 我一口饭都没吃

412
00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:36,580
你猜我回家的时候会吃点什么

413
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:37,830
你肯定是去路上的波兰餐厅

414
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,500
吃波兰饺子 土豆煎饼 还有一杯热巧克力

415
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,340
你说的一点儿没错

416
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,440
那可不

417
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,840
我打算吃披萨

418
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:47,070
来两块托尼披萨店的至尊红肉披萨

419
00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,810
就要刚从展台上拿下来的温度

420
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,630
至尊红肉披萨已经够可怕的了

421
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:52,050
你凉着吃是想逆天吗

422
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,290
不不不 并不是凉着吃

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00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,880
- 而是刚从展台上拿下来的温度  - Jake

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00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,320
Amy 这中间还是有区别的

425
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:58,350
不是 Jake 他在盯着我们看

426
00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,690
那就这只好这样了

427
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,440
纽约警局 不许动

428
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,660
我们是警局同事

429
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:10,460
你被捕了

430
00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,070
这可是工作场合

431
00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:18,750
你签一下对Augustine和买家的逮捕报告吧

432
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,090
没问题

433
00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:21,620
好的

434
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,790
我都忘了你签字要花上多长时间了

435
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:27,030
请容我马上用手机看完

436
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,530
鉴于现状

437
00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:34,070
我知道刚才的事情看起来很像是调情

438
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,440
但我当时真的很不满

439
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,500
你要摊上大事了

440
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,670
不对 这话现在听着都像在开玩笑

441
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,780
好吧 我只有一条出路了

442
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,730
我会变得超级残忍

443
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:45,760
准备好被我指出生理缺陷吧 Amy

444
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,880
瞧你那高高的屁股和诡异的胳膊肘

445
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,450
Jake 没关系的

446
00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:52,320
多谢

447
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:54,120
今晚真是太奇怪了

448
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,160
没错啊

449
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,220
我只是

450
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,790
真希望我们可以回到从前

451
00:16:58,790 --> 00:16:59,790
这是在太尴尬了

452
00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:01,130
- 没错  - 你说得对

453
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:02,570
我们不应该和警察谈对象

454
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:04,330
因为我们是个很厉害的团队

455
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:05,970
我们在一起工作得很好

456
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:07,200
我不想把这种关系搞砸

457
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,970
是啊 我也不想这些事都变味儿

458
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,060
我也不想

459
00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:11,940
好啊 那么一言为定了

460
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,910
Peralta探员

461
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,280
Santiago探员

462
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,700
片区里再见了

463
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,340
是的

464
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:20,880
高高的屁股

465
00:17:22,850 --> 00:17:24,520
好 在我们进去之前

466
00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,850
记得一定要装出惊喜的样子

467
00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:27,890
这个怎么样

468
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:28,860
天惹噜

469
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:31,760
这比我想象中的还要蛋疼哟

470
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,480
你这精神面貌很好 但是传达的信息不太对

471
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,700
得了吧 赶紧进去就完事了

472
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,100
惊喜哟

473
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,370
什么情况

474
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,400
我租下了整个酒吧

475
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,910
这样我们就可以边庆祝边享受二人世界了

476
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,400
话说我倒是该雇个酒保的

477
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,280
我根本不会调酒

478
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,410
太不可思议了

479
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,310
这些都是Charles的点子

480
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,850
都说了我懂你的 Roro

481
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,200
谢谢你

482
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,180
再敢叫老娘一句"Roro"试试

483
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,130
试试就试试

484
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,090
这是我应得的报偿

485
00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:05,760
生日快乐呀 Roro

486
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,200
欢迎光临 Madeline 你打好主意了吗

487
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:12,720
打好了

488
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,900
但首先 我怎么知道你是不是带了窃听器

489
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,120
8分钟后

490
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,480
于是 我把事情想了一遍

491
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,220
还是让你把那封信交给局长好了

492
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:33,850
让他炒了你吗

493
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:35,060
我会否认信是我写的

494
00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:37,300
认证调查将花上几个月的时间

495
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,440
那么我就会有足够的时间

496
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,730
来给这里做一些人事调整

497
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,890
布莱顿海滩那边正好缺一个警探

498
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,000
我就把Diaz调过去好了

499
00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:48,670
然后把Boyle探员调到长岛市

500
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,610
Santiago一定很适合佩兰港

501
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:56,140
还有你的心头肉 Peralta

502
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,350
我会把他输送到史泰登岛去

503
00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:04,720
但愿他喜欢去英勇阻止日光浴沙龙间的斗拳

504
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,260
看来轮到你做出决断了呢 Raymond

505
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,490
你打算怎样

506
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:13,130
队员们 请听我说几句

507
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,300
我要被调到公关部了

508
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,330
我会当即离开九九片区

509
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:20,230
什么鬼啊

510
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:21,370
我没懂你说什么

511
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,280
什么鬼啊

512
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,140
你为什么要这样

513
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,210
什么鬼啊啊啊

514
00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,580
我想说

515
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:30,080
非常荣幸能在过去的二十一又二分之一个月里和诸位共事

516
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,010
希望大家能谅解我这无法控制的情绪

517
00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:33,480
其实你这语气和以前是一样的

518
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,850
这几年是

519
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:39,950
这几年是我的职业生涯中最美好的时光

520
00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:40,980
不好了 这我可没见过

521
00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:50,730
我知道你们每个人都为我倾尽所有

522
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,100
对此我将毕生感激

523
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,670
快点变回机器人警监啊

524
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,230
嘎 吱

525
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:57,890
叽

526
00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:01,060
解散

527
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:08,250
长官

528
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,420
我要和你一起走

529
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:12,360
谢谢你 Gina

530
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,510
我也和你一起

531
00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:14,960
不必了

532
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:19,310
你好

533
00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:20,460
你好

534
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,830
就知道会在这找到你

535
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:24,160
我得消化一下警监离开的事

536
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,430
我真的太为他感到难过了

537
00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,770
那你现在感觉怎么样了

538
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,200
不知道 我还没缓过劲来

539
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,040
你呢

540
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,880
和我爸弃我而去的时候差不多

541
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,080
我就把这些感情都憋到烂在肚子里为止

542
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,420
所以这里最近真是风云莫测呢

543
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,500
Jake快来 新的警监到了

544
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:03,670
你觉得会是谁

545
00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,100
没想过

546
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:07,170
说不定是我呢

547
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:08,410
但愿我已经准备好了

548
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,280
哇哦

549
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,030
打起精神来 各位

550
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:12,620
我知道你们很难过

551
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,620
可我们得尽力给人家留个好的第一印象

552
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,620
机智 说的没错

553
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:17,660
Jake 你站前面去

554
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:19,860
喔

555
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,820
好了 让我们瞧瞧