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神烦警探 前情提要

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我要被调去公共关系办公室了

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我将马上离开99区

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大家好 我是你们新上任的指挥官

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Seth Dozerman 警监

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我的格言很简单 效率 效率 效率

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其实说一次就可以了

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你在嘲笑我的口吃吗

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啊 这样啊

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骗到你了吧 我没有口吃

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瞧 我已经通过我不一般的幽默感

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建立起了威信

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很棒 先生

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欢迎来到99区

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我是Terry Jeffords警长

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不感兴趣

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我不需要用人

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我觉得人类奇怪又令我困惑

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生活中我只会用到数字

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看到这只手表了吗

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它可以随时告诉我消耗的卡路里数

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你们觉得我从那里走到那里

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消耗了多少卡路里

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离我近的女的 你来说

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呃 呃 3

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3吗 啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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是0.8 傻子

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我已经向上级做出了

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我不能实现的保证

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所以我需要你们这些蠢子们加倍努力地工作

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不不 我重说 加加倍地努力

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不不不 我再重说

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我需要你们这些白痴比起你们以前

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任何时候都加加加倍地努力

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我心脏病犯了

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是的 心脏病犯了

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回去工作吧

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快叫医生

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神烦警探 第三季 第一集

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我就在这儿复印些东西

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完美的掩护 漂亮

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新警监抢救过来了

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还有他的心脏病 并不是今天发生在警局里

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最疯狂的事情

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我们三小时前接吻了

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是的 我们确实接吻了 真接了

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真的 接了

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听着

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我知道你之前说你不想跟警察约会

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但我真的很喜欢你

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我也喜欢你

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那好啊

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但万一我们开始约会了

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然后一起工作就变得很尴尬怎么办

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那我们就保持轻松愉快

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看看会发展成什么样

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行 很好

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所以怎么保持轻松愉快呢

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我知道了 一套综合规则

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我怎么会迷上你的

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不重要 反正迷上了 说吧

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第一条 不告诉任何人

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先让我们自己弄清楚我们的状态

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机智 第二条

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我们不要给关系定性

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我们不是男女朋友关系

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我们只是 说不清的关系

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很好 第三条

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咱们先不上床

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行 行 行行行行行

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当然 当然 当然当然

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这条好 不上床 说的好

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我们今晚出去玩吗

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行 当然

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8点也行 9点也行 无所谓

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我们轻松点

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当然非常轻松愉快

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简报室

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5分钟之后到

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哇 真是放松

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Wuntch

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你好 Raymond

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你看起来又老又弱

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你能来迎接我们真好 Madeline

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"绿野仙踪"里 当Dorothy的房子落在Muchkinland上时 压住了当地的统治者东方邪女巫
我以为你还被压在

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Munchkinland的房子下面呢
"绿野仙踪"里 当Dorothy的房子落在Muchkinland上时 压住了当地的统治者东方邪女巫

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你说这话伤不到我(直译为棍棒与石头)

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那是什么 你的早餐吗

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我20世纪80年代就以同性恋警察的身份出柜了

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所以只是把我调职还不至于

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摧毁我的意志

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我会把这里像对99区一样整顿好的

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我不信

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各位 这是你们的新指挥官

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Raymond Holt

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他会跟你们一起工作很久 很久的

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谢谢 Wuntch局长

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能回来我很高兴

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我很期望能完成一些有意义的工作

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从我的八点团队协定条例开始

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很好

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但在你完成正在进行的

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有意义的工作前

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不能定新的协议

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可能要花些时间哦 Raymond

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他们打算给纽约警署的新鸽子吉祥物

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起个名字

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哦 不

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什么啊 给鸽子起名

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这能花多长时间啊

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他们已经想了好几个月了

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我爱死我的生活了

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我的天啊 他还活着

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我想解释一下刚刚发生的事

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我并不是心脏病发作

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医生跟我说

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我有遗传的心脏问题

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我的主动脉瓣比正常要窄16%

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所以我的预期寿命从103岁降到了64岁

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抱歉 长官 这太不幸了

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是的 是很沮丧

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他们还告诉我我带有蹼足的隐性基因

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比起其它来说 这还挺有趣的

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但是 当你面对死亡的时候

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像我刚刚一样 你会真的换一种角度看问题

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比如 我浪费了太多的人生

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无所事事

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这必须现在就停止

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所以请你们和曾经热爱的

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有趣的 幽默的 轻松的

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Seth Dozerman说再见吧

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孩子们 把东西发下去

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这是什么鬼

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这是什么鬼

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这是Dozer平板

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每个都装上了定位系统

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还有一个倒计时表 会每55分钟

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提醒你完成一项任务

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还有个西洋双陆棋的游戏 我删不掉

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但你们不许玩

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如果倒计时时间到了会怎么样

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失败 失败

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你赶不上计划啦

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- 真有趣啊  - 没错

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你们的55分钟从现在

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开始

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警长 我不需要整天都被监视

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我又不是小孩 这太蠢了

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我知道你不是小孩

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因为我家的小孩懂得 蠢 是个不好的词

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Dozer平板你们要随身带着

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好吧 但我一定会使劲地玩西洋双陆棋的

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看着吧

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开胃私厨

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菜品精致小巧

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氛围轻松 不提供免费续杯的苏打水

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Jakey要去约会啦

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你是要和Amy约会吗

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什么 不  为啥怎么问

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呃 因为你俩在那次任务中接吻了啊

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Charles 我们当时只是在打掩护

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- 仅此而已  - 是啊 那不算什么

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虽然这一切都与你无关 Boyle

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我还是要告诉你 我约的

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是个在健身房认识的女孩

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什么

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那为什么这是我第一次听你说起她

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以及去健身房的事

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Jake 别去增重了

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没人想让你变成第二个Terry

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太恶心了

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拜托 大家喜欢我的样子好吗

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他们当然喜欢了  大块头

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听着 我不敢相信你居然要带

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一个健美婊去开胃私厨吃饭

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你应该带Amy去的

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对吧 Amy

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这个嘛

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随便啦 伙计

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和那小婊子约去吧

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你看吧

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我和Amy根本不可能好吗 Boyle

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我觉得Amy特别讨厌

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但她却觉得我帅得不要不要的

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所以就别强迫我们了

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哦 你这个贴心又天真的男孩

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我还没开始给你们施压呢

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我连在你婚礼上的伴郎演说稿

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都已经写好了

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顺便一说 我要让你在一个农场结婚

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稿子里的大部分笑点都靠它了

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总算走到这步了

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正式约会

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非常浪漫

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可不是嘛

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再也不只是同事了

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恋爱中

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你换了个发型 看起来不错

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是吗 谢谢

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你也换了个发型

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在你人生的某个时候

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我肯定那不是你的胎毛

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那样太疯狂了

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但是 呃

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总之 你看起来很棒

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感激不尽

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你还会说日语啊

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- 我不会  - 噢

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呃 抱歉

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我感觉有点尴尬

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我也是

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我们怎么做才能不尴尬呢

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我知道

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让我们喝得酩酊大醉

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好主意

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麻烦过来一下 小姐

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能给我们上四杯神风鸡尾酒吗

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麻烦也给我来四杯

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我喜欢你的风格

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看吧 我们能做到的

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我们正在走上正轨

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我们相处得轻松又愉快

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我们好像破戒了

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是的

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我希望这一步没走错

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希望这一步没走错 是你情色录像带的标题吗

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是我们的标题

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你和那小婊子的约会怎么样

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你不爆点猛料给我 我是不会离开这个位子的

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好吧

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一开始有点艰难

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但最后真的很有趣

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你们接吻了吗

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法式那种呢

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Boyle 我拒绝回答那个问题

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再说 没人过了十二岁还用那个词的

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那就是肯定回答了 我的天 你滚床单了

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看你这么容光焕发我就知道

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Jake  没人想打听你的性生活

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是你一而再逼我说的啊

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因为我是你和Amy的铁杆粉啊

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但现在看来 我觉得你超认真的

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和这个匿名健美婊

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我很抱歉 Amy

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我没问题的

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我 我永远也不会和Jake约会的

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我们可是同事呢

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我很乐意看到你和某个同事约会

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你的头会炸掉的

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你的头才会炸呢

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我肯定能够掌控全局

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嗯哼 干得漂亮

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Peralta Dozerman想见你

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警监  一切都好吗

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这话该我问你

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根据你的Dozer平板显示 你的四个同事在过去的

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九十秒里一直聚在你的桌子旁边

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还有 叫Norm Scully的那个家伙

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已经在厕所里蹲了72分钟了

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噢 那说明他已经完事一半了

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至于同事们那边呢 先生

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我刚刚是在告诉他们 我想要搞定更多工作

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但他们满心想的都是八卦我的私生活

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要知道我的真爱就是

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效率啊

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你知道我的座右铭的 先生

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重"屎"轻色

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那应该是"事"

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什么

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我很欣赏你

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我敢说 在我走进这里的那一刻

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我们是一模一样地

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注重细节 痴迷于数据

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我打赌你的公寓一尘不染

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能用地板来当餐盘

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- 我就是这么做的 - 很好

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- 我这就来帮你一把  - 好的

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我现在要发一条Dozer警告

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注意 所有人停止讨论Peralta的私生活

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Dozer警告 结束

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十分感谢 先生

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我刚说的也算是条Dozer警告了

284
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我听出你的笑点了

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是吧

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- 滚回去干活  - 遵命

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我获悉 你们正着手给

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这个鸽子吉祥物取名

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已经有 呃

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几个月了

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我觉得你们应该想喘口气

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因此我准备了一份八点内容的讲演

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主题是 团队协作

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我们会洗耳恭听你的讲演的 Raymond

295
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已经排上议事日程了

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但是 它被安排到了这个时间

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"所有人离开之后"

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而不是一分钟以后

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Trent Bryce 我们起名到什么进度了

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我们已经把范围缩小到了两个选择间

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Petey 或者 Paulie

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恕我直言

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那只鸽子很明显该叫 Ray J

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大家好 我叫 Gina Linetti

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100个表情符号的真人版

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我倒想听听看Holt警监对于名字的想法

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很好 我的想法就是

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谁在乎啊

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给我们一个名字吧 Raymond

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参与进来

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这现在是你的工作了

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不要

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快说个名字

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Petey还是Paulie 哪一个

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这有什么关系呢

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你当初为什么选了个鸽子呢

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简直是个可怕的吉祥物

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因为他们是纽约重要的一部分

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他们没有威胁性并且到处都是

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他们携带各种病

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他们还吃垃圾

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快给鸽子命名 Raymond

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- 你不能逼我  - 我能 而且我就要

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命名鸽子 这是个命令

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Paulie

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谢谢你

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这么难么

328
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我要找些证据

329
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我在这里看看吧

330
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又一个完美伪装 两次都成功了

331
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,600
我和Dozerman说过了

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让他不让所有员工工作的时候说话

333
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我们很安全

334
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所有人都要因为这个恨死你了

335
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但这很有用啊 并且没人知道

336
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我知道 这样最好了

337
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你知道吗 我很庆幸我们违反了规则

338
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在第一次约会的时候上床了

339
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我也是 因为我们真的超合拍

340
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- 特别好 对吧  - 超级无敌好

341
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简直都没有理由

342
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我们是如此轻松愉快

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如果想要违反规则 那就违反规则

344
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还有别的什么规则可以违反的吗

345
00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:01,850
不要在工作的时候亲热

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那真是太令我荣幸了 Amy

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但是有些规则我永远都不会

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- 来吧  - 好嘞

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警告 不明环境

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不明环境

351
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那是什么声

352
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我什么都听不见

353
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警告 不明环境

354
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不明环境

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警告 不明环境

356
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怎么了 我搁上去是为了妥善保管它

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- 妥善保管  - 对啊

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我搁在桌子上 但是我不停地往上浇咖啡

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哎呀

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损坏警告

361
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- 损坏警告  - 别这样 Diaz

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你们在这个证据保管室已经

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- 嘿  - 咋了 我们什么都没干

364
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什么都没干 你俩刚刚还在亲热呢

365
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:43,200
这是那个我一直在找的糖纸

366
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哦 Santiago 你在这干嘛

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看来 妹子的确比工作重要啊 朋友

368
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现在我知道为什么这个警区一无所成了

369
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警探们都忙着法式拥吻了

370
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:54,670
但是你知道吗

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你俩的蜜月已经结束了

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因为只要我在这 你俩就没戏

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00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:02,920
我会在这干很长很长

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很长很长很长

375
00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,090
我心脏病犯了

376
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这个是心脏病发作

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哦 而且还很猛 哦哦

378
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哦哦

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00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:13,860
我去找人帮忙

380
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,890
没事 我们去找人了

381
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好的

382
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告诉我妻子我爱她

383
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的职业道德

384
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里面发生了什么

385
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,240
什么都没发生 我们就在工作

386
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,410
分开地

387
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:35,710
对 然后Dozerman就进来然后死掉了

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安详地

389
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就像只老猫一样

390
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,710
你们能想到什么

391
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能使Dozerman收到惊吓的事吗

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00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:43,590
呃

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没有

394
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,020
他可能是被

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00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,060
我们站的距离吓到了

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这不太可能

397
00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:53,560
但是显而易见的是 他有太多健康问题了

398
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,530
所以 这件事看起来十分明了了

399
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帮我个忙 找出监控录像

400
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对 监控录像

401
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,940
因为这是个警区

402
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,710
你们俩有什么要和我说的吗

403
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:07,140
好吧

404
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:10,980
警探Santiago和我在里面 可能在

405
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,980
社交

406
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,520
太好了

407
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,820
噢

408
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,750
等等 那个健身婊呢

409
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,590
Amy就是那个健身婊

410
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,460
健身婊就在我眼前

411
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,460
一直都在

412
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,530
我太高兴了

413
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,130
- 嗯  - 太高兴了

414
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,960
- 好啦  - 所以这到底怎么回事

415
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
你们就是玩玩还是认真的

416
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,330
我得知道要怎么笑话你们

417
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,330
你们在约会吗

418
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,330
- 是的  - 没有

419
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,430
这可不好

420
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,600
我是说 是的

421
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,870
我说没有是因为我们有约定

422
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,140
我们说了不告诉任何人的

423
00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:37,310
这才没多久

424
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,640
我们也在慢慢摸索中

425
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,410
够了 听着

426
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,310
Terry很喜欢爱情

427
00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:46,150
但Terry也喜欢保持一个专业的工作环境

428
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,780
作为你们的指挥官

429
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:51,120
我对你们俩很失望

430
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,660
- 那么 Boyle  - 嗯

431
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:59,190
我们去看监控录像吧

432
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,660
- 哦 那当然了  - 嗯

433
00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:05,770
警监 我知道这不是我的工作

434
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,670
但Madeline Wuntch来见你了

435
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,470
事实上 这就是你应该说的

436
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:10,970
你是我的助手

437
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:13,340
那你觉得你的工作是什么

438
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,610
理想中的 斗牛士

439
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,280
但那都是些男人

440
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:19,280
- 嗯  - 哦

441
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,660
我喜欢你对办公室的改造 Raymond

442
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:22,250
很舒适

443
00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:25,420
就像鞋盒子里面埋了只死仓鼠

444
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,460
所以你找我干什么

445
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:29,360
我要提议休战

446
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,670
我们的夙怨已经影响到

447
00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:31,990
纽约警署的工作了

448
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:34,230
Madeline 公关部门简直就是个笑话

449
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:35,880
他们的工作是无用的

450
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,130
九周了 就为选出Paulie这个名字

451
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,300
我立刻就知道应该是Pepper

452
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,240
警官Pepper O'Pigeon

453
00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:44,170
也许我们应该将起名的程序

454
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,670
重来一遍

455
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:48,180
如果你允许 我能把这个部门改造一新

456
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,380
你在浪费我的才华

457
00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:51,080
这个人可是Timberlake

458
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,380
你不能像对待Fatone一样对待他了

459
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,420
对 也许你是对的

460
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:58,490
也许我是浪费你的才华了

461
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:02,160
我希望你能展翅高飞 就像以前一样

462
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,230
我觉得我们找到了穿鸽子服装

463
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,730
的绝佳人选

464
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,560
就是你 Raymond

465
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,500
我们需要把衣服改改吗

466
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,070
还是说你有自己的鸽子裤

467
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:15,500
没有 Madeline 我没有鸽子裤

468
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:18,670
你已落后43分钟

469
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,240
我知道 别嚷嚷了 你个电脑鬼魂

470
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,340
警长 你为什么还在玩那个蠢游戏啊

471
00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:24,150
- 这个人死了  - 这不是游戏

472
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,710
我是在听从长官的指示

473
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,050
他的指示都是狗屁

474
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:29,320
他是我见过的最讨厌的警察

475
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,220
哇

476
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,760
我才意识到 我没有机会当着他的面说这句话了

477
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,590
不过 我可以在葬礼上对他妻子说

478
00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:37,760
但感觉是不一样的

479
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,390
他在努力让我们警局变得更好

480
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,930
Holt走了

481
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,030
Dozerman死了

482
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,500
谁知道下一个长官会是谁

483
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,030
我只是想管好这里

484
00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:46,850
这是我的工作

485
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:48,940
破案了

486
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,040
现在觉得我怎么样啊 蠢货

487
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,280
我是说 希望你安息

488
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,510
所有人都知道咱的事儿了

489
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,180
也就意味着所有规矩都被打破了

490
00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,210
而且没有坏事发生

491
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,520
没有坏事发生

492
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,050
Terry朝我们大吼 我们害死了新警监

493
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:05,990
Jake 这是个坏主意吧

494
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,960
似乎全宇宙都在告诉我们

495
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,290
我们应该适可而止了

496
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,290
我们都没有觉得轻松愉快

497
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:13,030
是啊 的确是压力重重

498
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:14,760
死气沉沉的

499
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,970
你得承认 这件事的开始并不完美

500
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,230
那你怎么想的

501
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,240
回到同事关系

502
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,840
是吧

503
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,140
也许这样做才是对的

504
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:30,150
好吧

505
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,410
对不起

506
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,710
不不不不不不

507
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,280
Boyle 咱们能直接去吃饭吗

508
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,930
不不不不不行

509
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,070
你和Amy不该就这样结束

510
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,640
你们应该白头偕老

511
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,640
在静静漂在水上的邮轮中

512
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,880
相拥而逝

513
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,980
你想让我说什么

514
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:52,480
我们已经很尽力了 我们定了规矩

515
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,710
我们让这份感情轻松愉快

516
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:54,880
轻松愉快

517
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,080
哇啊

518
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,860
轻松愉快 是用来形容亚麻装

519
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,720
而不是形容一段你在意的感情

520
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,360
我们只是很小心罢了

521
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,220
- 小心  - 哇啊

522
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:06,460
你们一开始就想好了退路

523
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,360
这注定了你的失败 不要怪宇宙

524
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,930
其实 你说得对

525
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,400
哇啊 我是在同意你啊

526
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:13,470
抱歉

527
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,730
只是我对这件事太激动了

528
00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:16,240
好吧 我该怎么办

529
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,600
- 告诉我  - 冷静

530
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,770
你去她家 告诉她你的想法

531
00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:21,470
带一瓶高档的薰衣草洗发水

532
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,710
因为给女人洗头

533
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,440
是最能撩拨性欲的事

534
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:25,910
不不不 不要洗发水 这个想法很烂

535
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,410
但是我要过去

536
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,620
告诉她我的想法

537
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,720
没错 去找她

538
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,750
不 等下雨了再去

539
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,220
算了 那太神经了 现在就去

540
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,790
好

541
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,360
- 啊啊  - 抱歉 抱歉

542
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,790
没事

543
00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,390
我刚在家

544
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,960
特别想跟人谈谈我们之间的事

545
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,970
还有Dozerman 和Holt走了的事

546
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:48,540
然后我意识到

547
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:51,470
我想聊天的对象 只有你

548
00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:54,770
去他的当同事

549
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:57,310
去他的轻松愉快 好吗

550
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,250
绝对地

551
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:02,950
我们做到了

552
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:03,950
真的做到了

553
00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:06,560
Charles也在呢

554
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,320
没错

555
00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:09,790
警监

556
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:11,990
孩子们想知道问鸽子Paulie在哪儿

557
00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:14,030
我跟他们说他卡在飞机引擎里了

558
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,260
我说得对吗

559
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,560
我不能戴那个鸽子头 Gina

560
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,700
Wuntch打败了我

561
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,930
这就是结局

562
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,670
我站在这个满是尿液的

563
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,000
小学厕所里

564
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,940
还穿着三流的鸟装

565
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,340
- 我不干了  - 不行

566
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:31,180
我跟你来公关部 不是看你退出的

567
00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:33,480
我跟着你 是因为你很优秀

568
00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:36,320
你让所有你接触过的东西变得更好了

569
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,350
我觉得公关部是让我开启

570
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:42,070
我的真人秀"Linetti 预备 开始"的一条捷径

571
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:44,050
我以为你的真人秀叫

572
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,320
"瓶中Gina"呢

573
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,490
不 那是我的香水事业

574
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,760
跟上时代好吗

575
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,090
听着

576
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,530
你不能让Wuntch打败你

577
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,200
那不是真正的你

578
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,030
你会大步走出去

579
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:58,830
讲你的关于什么什么的八点计划

580
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,330
- 团队协作  - 随便啦

581
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,190
即使听的人

582
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:05,130
是一堆小学二年级的学生

583
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:08,200
因为Raymond Holt长官

584
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,600
从不放弃

585
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,970
很鸡汤

586
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,770
我要去演讲了

587
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:16,640
帮我戴下鸽子头

588
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,810
好 好的

589
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,350
让他们大吃一惊吧

590
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:28,150
Rosa Diaz 你已超前6小时

591
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,720
干得好

592
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,290
哇 Diaz

593
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:33,360
这是我第一次看他笑

594
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,420
我不是为了他才做

595
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:35,830
我做 是因为这是我的工作

596
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,960
- 我们没事了吧  - 没事了

597
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,500
好

598
00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,630
损害 致命损害

599
00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:50,040
听说新警监今天就来

600
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:52,740
我也不知道Wuntch会派谁来

601
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:54,440
不过不重要了

602
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,150
因为我们是一家人

603
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:57,380
我们很强壮

604
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,750
团结一心 我们就能战胜一切

605
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,950
99 99

606
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:06,420
最近如何 小屁孩儿们

607
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:07,560
我是你们的新警监

608
00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:09,260
- 秃鹰  - 不会吧

609
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:10,260
正点

610
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,930
我知道我们有过节

611
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,860
我剥夺了你们的案子

612
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,770
我让你们吃屁

613
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,930
但那都过去了

614
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,700
因为既然我接手了警局

615
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:22,670
情况会越来越失控的

616
00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:24,270
你们忍着吧

617
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:27,140
不要