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好了女士们 爷没有多少时间

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所以我们何不

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扮成Boyle老妈然后你们向我汇报呢

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没发生过 发生了我会知道

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她什么都跟我说

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也不是所有事 小鸡仔

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她可脱过我内裤

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Peralta

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那是什么

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- 这个吗  - 是啊

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没什么

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只是个特别容易的案子

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看着像是一大坨挪威猎犬的便便

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是什么案子

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只是个老太太的躯干丢了

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我们找不到

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归到重案组里

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但我们已经把所有重案都归给他们了

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那是因为我和A4的警监打了个赌

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看谁的小队破案最多

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赢的人可以给输的人挑个纹身

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猜我要给他什么

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Calvin对着袋獾撒尿

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要的是个不好的纹身好吗

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你早上智商都还在赖床是吧

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警监 我们都希望你能赢

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但能给我们留几个真正的案子吗

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我就这么说吧

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我们只破轻罪案件 小丁丁们

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跟我念

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我们只破轻罪案件

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小丁丁们

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恭喜

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你们刚刚自称小丁丁了

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解散

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神烦警探 第三季 第四集

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早上好

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谁好呢

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你呀

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好了 我说实话

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Wuntch来了

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哦 在这儿呢

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Raymond Holt的枯萎外壳

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看 Gina 那是个会说话的葡萄干吗

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够多前戏了

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我是来这儿

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讨论警局新的走私特遣部队的

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特遣部队

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我还以为你是

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又来给我布置无聊的公关作业的

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我是

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我们需要找个新名字

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来代替"特遣部队"这个名字

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我们的调查显示这名字太暴力了

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什么

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我喜欢

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特遣部队听起来像

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某个为性感男人设计的身体喷雾

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还有一件事

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鉴于你地铁海报上的小噱头

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我想你可能需要一些监管

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Bob会看着你的

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这会很有趣的 Ray

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我可是他的上司

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好惨哦

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多么有失身份呀

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我的天

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我的天我的天我的天我的天

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警长 你得看看这个

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Jake 你干嘛呢

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我们不能破真正的案子

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这可是非法入室行窃案

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哦 还远不止这些

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你看这些照片

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罪犯从后窗进入

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把客厅布置成一个儿童茶会的样子

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什么也没偷

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你知道这是什么意思吗

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受害者的东西还没丢

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罪犯并不是去夺任何东西的

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除了命

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抱歉 我一直都想这么说一次

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我认为这是乌龙茶杀手作的案

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感觉是夸张啊

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如果这是乌龙茶杀手 为什么没有尸体

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我不知道 或许他在

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受害者回家前被吓到了 或者

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Jake 你太想办案 所以自己瞎编了一个

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这个杀手五年没作案了

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Garmin局长成立了个特遣部队来抓他

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结果一无所获

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最重要的是 秃鹰的命令是

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只破轻罪案 小丁丁们

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为什么你在完全有能力

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把对方拎起来丢出窗外的情况下

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还要听他们的命令

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嗯

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哇哦哇哦哇哦

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我听到的是一份鲜嫩多汁的案件

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砸在Paralta桌上的声音吗

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正是如此

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你这个月加班费没了

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所有人 听着

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只要被我抓到在办不是我分配的案子的

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就没加班费了

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兹道没

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兹道了

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兹道了

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收回兹道

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你没说"不能收回"

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你们在这儿呢

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我给你们准备了十分特殊的任务

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太好了 是什么

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一个月后的今天是我生日

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我需要你们给我办个派对

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搞得轰动点 给我个惊喜

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你是在让我们计划你的生日派对吗

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是啊 Helen Keller

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请注意

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你找我们是因为我们是女的吗

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女人就爱策划派对

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圣经上就有

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难以置信

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完全是浪费时间

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不

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完全值得去做

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我们有那傻子生日派对的绝对控制权

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我们可以毁了它

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有趣

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故意搞砸警监的命令

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一定会很 我装都装不下去

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好的宝贝 我买完菜之后

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就去拿婴儿床

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然后再粉刷婴儿房

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我想我会画云

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不需要模板

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好吧我去买个模板

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我不知道我什么时候会到家

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到时候短信你 好吗

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这些文书工作真是要杀了我

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你怎么这么快活

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简单

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我每做完一个案子就吃一粒可可豆碎

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什么

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可可豆碎

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就是这些来自秘鲁雨林深处的

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巧克力小可爱

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给 尝一个

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我看起来像是会吃零食的人吗

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你看起来像是穿着背带裤的八环

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但是这些对你没坏处的

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它们富含纤维和抗氧化剂

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来吧 吃一个试试

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好吧

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就吃一个

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嗯哼

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真他妈好吃啊

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它们还是有机 公平交易的

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Terry喜欢负责任的农业种植技术

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嗯

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啊哦

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Jake 现实生活中 你不该来这里的

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Gina 和我一起长大的老朋友

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见到你太高兴啦 我想死你了

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Holt在吗

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他当然在 但他现在在开会

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不能让他看见你顺道
他当然在 但他现在在开会

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不能让他看见你顺道

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来找小姑娘聊天

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你得离开

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Gina 我不是来浪费他时间的 好吗
你得离开

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Gina 我不是来浪费他时间的 好吗

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我有一个重磅 甚至可以说是恶心的案子

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要和他讨论

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一个案子

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那更不行了

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如果Wuntch发现他在继续办案

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她会惩罚她的

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她在气头上呢 Jake

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经期狂躁

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好吧 我知道了

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知道得清清楚楚了

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不想制造麻烦

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我马桑就走 绝不拖拖

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怎么了

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Gina说不能让人看见我们在一起

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而我需要你的帮助

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看来我们都碰上个恶毒的上司

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对 你的上司是个蠢货

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而我的是毒舌蜥蜴婊

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是乌龙茶杀手

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他回归了

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我就知道你会肯定我的预感

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他又回归到他酷毙神经的老路上了

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这算好消息吧

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除了一个连环杀手在逃之外

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你的计划是什么

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我要秘密查案

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错

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是我们要秘密查案

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天哪

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不能告诉任何人 明白了吗

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明白了

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什么

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我一直来男厕所闲逛的

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*这里的声效好极了*

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如果我没记错的话

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乌龙茶杀手最后一次犯案是在五年前

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他没有留下DNA和指纹

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但他留下了他的名片

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和被害人口中的茶包

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真酷 啊不 真可怕啊

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很酷 啊不 很可怕

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我们的策略是什么

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第一 重查所有特遣部队的文件

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第二 对照杀手的作案技俩调查所有非法闯入

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第三 想想我们逮捕他的时候

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要说什么酷炫的词

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我的首选台词是

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"你要在监狱里待很茶时间啦"

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- Jake 这句词很好  - 对吧

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我们不要忽视 他把他的犯罪现场

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变成了玩偶的茶会

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说明他青春期前所受的创伤

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导致了他的犯罪行为模式

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很可能在青少年时期就形成了

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我最近在上变态心理学课

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课上的人都很迷恋我

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你去查非法闯入记录

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我从青少年犯罪的角度调查

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在我们正经地开始之前 我们先敬个酒

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原来地球仪是这么用的

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一瓶二十五年的波特酒挺合适的

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如果是我就选十年的

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我其实不知道波特是什么

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敬抓捕连环杀手

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敬抓捕连环杀手

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敬Rihanna

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因为我喜欢Rihanna

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好吧

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此案终结

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几点了

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到了吃豆碎的时候了

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哇哦 新案子 新豆碎

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读了20个单词 值得奖励一个豆碎

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刚刚这个豆碎 有点小

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嘿 警长

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你吃这玩意儿时悠着点

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玩意儿

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这些是雨林珍贵的宝石 Bolye

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我不想越界的 但是你看起来有点

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胖

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天啊

254
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你竟敢说我胖

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你不能评价我的身体

256
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这里是工作场合

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我感觉自己被你男性的凝视物化了

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并没有

259
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长官 听着

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不 我不听 Boyle

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你想让我丢脸 但你不会得逞的

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好吧

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现在我要吃点可可豆碎静一静

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- Jake 毒品巷哎  - 我知道

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我觉得蝙蝠侠的父母就是在这被杀的

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我相信

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青少年犯罪角度的调查没有成功

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非法闯入的角度也没成功

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但是我追踪了杀手的乌龙茶标签

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发现是在常记药用茶店买的

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干得好Peralta

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为重大突破来张自拍吧

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好啊

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重大突破

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计划是什么 头儿

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我们分散他注意力 Gina复制他的顾客资料

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我的U盘是西瓜外形

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因为我喜欢夏日时光

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我喜欢这个

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我们开始行动吧

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嘿 哥们 这是我的银杏

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现在是我的了 老男人

283
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我还没老到不能把银杏从你手里

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打出来

285
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嘿 那边俩人别打了

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这太有趣了

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冲我脸上打

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这真是个烂建议

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哦

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好了

291
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西方医药统领世界

292
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怎么样 实力选手

293
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我的生日大作战准备的怎么样了

294
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你不是说你想要个惊喜吗

295
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这是一种修辞说法 傻迪亚哥警探

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我在考虑请个DJ

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两杯私人订制鸡尾酒 开胃小菜

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哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦

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开胃小菜

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这是什么 给法国呆子的筹款活动吗

301
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所以 不要餐前小食

302
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我都不想回答你

303
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好了 硬汉

304
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你怎么打算的

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我不知道

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在酒吧碰面 然后

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在那儿喝酒

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就这样

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、倒是比Santiago的主意好

310
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这对我来讲很重要 好吗

311
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我哥哥的性感老婆也会去

312
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从他葬礼之后我再没见过她

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- 哇哦  - 对

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搞定你兄弟的遗孀只有一次机会

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走吧

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哦

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- 搭档  - 搭档

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没什么人买那种茶

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而从谋杀开始以来只有一个人在买

320
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并且他有案底

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他的名字

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Braxton O'Reilly

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他是个疯子

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84年因为虐待一只动物被捕

325
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哦 这就是我们要找的家伙

326
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哦 不是吧 只是只松鼠

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也算数

328
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咱去把那个精神病抓了

329
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纽约警察 不许动

330
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Braxton O'Reilly在哪儿

331
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那个变态禽兽在哪儿

332
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他死了

333
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我们深表哀悼

334
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你们居然在处理案子

335
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我就他妈的知道

336
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- 你是个骗子  - 你也是

337
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你什么也不会

338
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就会不服从任何命令和做错事

339
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我也很失望

340
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没人在乎你的看法 Bob

341
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在你做了所有你所谓的警探工作之后

342
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你们连人都没抓对

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Raymond Raymond Raymond

344
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- 那是个失误 但  - 不要打断我

345
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Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond

346
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七次 一天一次

347
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你这个不听话的肥屁股 你被停职了

348
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你也一样 Peralta

349
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除了肥屁股那部分 因为你的屁股很丑

350
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现在滚出我办公室

351
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等一下 长官

352
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你知道吗

353
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去他的

354
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现在已经十天了

355
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,370
不应该回去的

356
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我真的很沮丧

357
00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,280
Amy为了让我高兴已经尽力了

358
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她今天早上给了我这个贴纸

359
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就是为了表扬我醒了

360
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,090
呃 就像你在跟你老师约会

361
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,040
我知道 真是太性感了

362
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,880
而且 Holt甚至都不愿意跟我说话

363
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顺便问一句 他怎么样了

364
00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:35,180
说实话 状态太差了

365
00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:37,100
他这周就联系了我一次

366
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还是为了告诉我  他终于为特遣部队想出了

367
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:42,050
一个新的 没有威胁性的名字

368
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你准备好了吗

369
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"执行组"

370
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哇哦 这个名字太烂了吧

371
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我能再来一杯波特酒吗

372
00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:49,480
你还要喝那个东西

373
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没错 Holt让我爱上它的

374
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我甚至给我家买了一瓶

375
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真的让放酒和外卖菜单的柜子提升了不少档次

376
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等一下

377
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我刚想明白了些事情

378
00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:01,490
我要走了

379
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,460
你没忘什么东西吗

380
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:04,460
呃

381
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,410
不是 给自己买单

382
00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,300
该死的 谁养的你

383
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哦 天呐

384
00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:17,720
你加秃鹰好友了

385
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,760
呃 他什么都不告诉我们

386
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,010
所以这是了解他喜好的唯一办法

387
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,090
也许这个能有帮助

388
00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:25,230
他刚说他最喜欢的颜色是"下乳房"

389
00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,760
Amy 你是个好警探

390
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,280
你不用给一个浑蛋规划完美的生日派对

391
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,350
对不起

392
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,350
但我相信努力付出总有回报

393
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,020
- 闭嘴  - 你说什么

394
00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:35,570
不 不 不 闭嘴然后看看

395
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:36,690
你完全正确

396
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,520
你的努力刚刚给了你回报

397
00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:40,610
秃鹰居然有个乐队

398
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:43,910
神奇杰克和丧家之犬

399
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:45,910
每当我想着他不能再坏的时候

400
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,700
他总能自己展现出更坏的一面

401
00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,590
我有个主意

402
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,120
我不明白你为什么坚持要在这儿吃饭 Gina

403
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,170
这就是一家普通的路边小饭馆

404
00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:55,410
不好意思

405
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:58,260
你们有人点了一盘正义吗

406
00:13:58,290 --> 00:13:59,680
Peralta 你在这儿干嘛

407
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,930
拯救纽约 从狂热的

408
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:02,970
呃 打扰一下

409
00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,220
那是我的鸡蛋吗

410
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,250
你破坏了这个美好的时刻

411
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,050
不过 这儿呢 拿好

412
00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:10,270
不 不 别人不能看到我们在一起

413
00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:11,560
Gina 这些你都知道吗

414
00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:13,390
呃 骗你是我唯一

415
00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:14,890
能让你跟他谈话的办法

416
00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:16,780
而且 你也知道我喜欢耍小伎俩

417
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:19,480
长官 看看这些照片

418
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,700
没有一个受害者在他们的公寓里喝过酒

419
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,040
连一个脏瓶子也没有

420
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,270
想知道为什么吗

421
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:26,210
因为他们都在戒酒

422
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,320
他们都参加了十二步项目

423
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,320
他们不是同一个项目

424
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:31,040
但他们都是同一个负责人

425
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,710
一个有虐待动物案底的变态

426
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:36,220
我指的是虐狗

427
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,720
我找到了"乌龙茶杀手"

428
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,920
他的名字就是

429
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,050
我从没这样过 但我点了黑麦面包

430
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,450
女士 我不是服务员 好吗

431
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,590
我正在给我朋友醍醐灌顶呢好吗

432
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,890
有人能给这个疯子一些黑麦面包吗

433
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,790
他名字叫James Dylan Borden

434
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:50,460
而且他在一个很恐怖的

435
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,460
红勾区的人体模特工厂上夜班

436
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:53,470
我八点去接你

437
00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:54,730
你疯了吗

438
00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:57,440
我们刚刚因为搞砸这个案子被停职

439
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,850
我现在甚至不应该跟你说话

440
00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,910
Wuntch现在可能都能听见我们说什么

441
00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:03,740
她有超声波定位的听力

442
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:04,860
因为她是个蝙蝠

443
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,660
长官 我们在追踪一个连环杀手

444
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:07,660
没有比这更好的了

445
00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:08,660
这是梦想成真

446
00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:09,780
那是你的梦想

447
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,920
我的梦想是管理99区

448
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,420
那已经不可能再实现了

449
00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:19,090
把案子给重案组吧

450
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,760
哇

451
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,330
从没想过我居然能活着看到Holt跟

452
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,660
秃鹰和Wuntch站在一边

453
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:25,850
铭记这一天吧 Gina

454
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,680
5月18日下午四点

455
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,720
哦 亲爱的

456
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,890
我们已经进入十月很久了

457
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,220
真的

458
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:33,720
嗨 Charles

459
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:34,970
我觉得应该告诉你

460
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:39,360
我听了你说的 它真的影响到了我

461
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,730
我把可可豆碎戒了

462
00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,650
- 真的  - 当然

463
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,480
我可是Terry Jeffords

464
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,240
只要我决定做一件事

465
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,240
我一定做到

466
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,240
我的静息心率可是六

467
00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:53,380
六啊 Boyle

468
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,160
你们其他人

469
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,910
都可以向我学习学习

470
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,880
当然了有时我们会跌倒

471
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:04,140
但重要的是我们怎么爬起来

472
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:08,920
我们应该直面失败 对它说

473
00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:13,150
"今天不行 今天不行 小豆碎"

474
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:18,320
哦 警长

475
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,320
好吧

476
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,540
我没戒掉

477
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:24,160
这些豆碎太好吃了

478
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,930
我想应该不是豆碎太好吃的问题

479
00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:29,760
我觉得是你现在要消化的东西太多了

480
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,100
比喻手法

481
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:32,160
你在用吃来缓解压力

482
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:33,300
那更惨了

483
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:35,330
我的压力完全没有减轻

484
00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,670
我马上要有自己的第三个小孩了

485
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:40,670
而且他们越大越让我有压力

486
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,680
噢 小豆碎 我该怎么办

487
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,210
帮帮我

488
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:55,100
简直是精神病的绝佳工作场所

489
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:04,310
找到你了

490
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,460
在找我吗

491
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,580
没 就是带着枪

492
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,720
在噩梦工厂里散散步

493
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,170
好借口 警察

494
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,620
但是你和我要开个小茶会了

495
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:30,810
我能去吗

496
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,840
放下武器

497
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,840
好了 杀手

498
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:39,010
准备去监狱里待好茶的时间吧

499
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,590
说恶棍

500
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:41,430
恶棍

501
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:42,930
恶棍

502
00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:44,410
我说了啊

503
00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:49,940
谢谢你 Peralta

504
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,100
你谢我干什么

505
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:52,810
是你出现并阻止了他

506
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,500
往我美丽的脸庞上开枪

507
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:57,250
谢你给我最后一次机会做一名真正的警察

508
00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,840
然后我就要回人力部做一辈子的屁事了

509
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,260
长官我们刚刚抓的可是个连环杀手

510
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,290
我从四岁开始就想这么做了

511
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:05,950
这么闹心

512
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,880
我们干了一件很特别的事

513
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,710
我很荣幸我们俩的名字将会在逮捕报告上

514
00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,710
并排出现

515
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:11,880
不 不

516
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,850
我认为你应该把功劳全部揽下来

517
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:16,970
Wuntch只会用它来打压我

518
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,800
我很高兴你的梦想成真了 Peralta

519
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,340
现在我得走了 屁事需要我

520
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,200
嗨 小傻逼们

521
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:28,650
该给我庆祝啦

522
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,950
一起摇摆

523
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,520
他的撕拉裤卡住了

524
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,710
雇他来给他自己的派对表演真是太聪明了

525
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,540
那是因为他做的所有事

526
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,750
都是给他自己的恶作剧

527
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,080
哇 你可真是个损人天才

528
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,250
下次我要损别人的时候

529
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,750
就直接来找你

530
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:52,500
这是你对我说过的最贴心的话了

531
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:55,370
好了 下一首歌叫做"老妈在洗澡"

532
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:03,450
警长

533
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:06,740
我知道你感到压力无可厚非

534
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:09,350
又要有小孩了 Sharon在卧床休养

535
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,410
全球变暖

536
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,770
你这么多废话才让我压力大呢

537
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:13,770
说重点

538
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,560
我让全队人都自愿

539
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:20,250
用一点空闲时间来帮你和你的家人

540
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,200
我会每个星期给你煮一次晚餐

541
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:24,240
其他人都自愿给你带小孩

542
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,070
Hitchcock提出要给你老婆做按摩

543
00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,870
- 什么  - 所以我用辣椒水喷了他

544
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:32,340
你真是个好人 Charles

545
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,910
我该怎么谢你

546
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,910
重新开始好好照顾自己

547
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:38,580
我想念那些恶心的过大的肌肉

548
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,080
别提我的身材老兄

549
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,010
我很明显有烦心事要处理

550
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,560
Garmin局长 感谢你来见我

551
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,730
我抓了一个试图私闯民宅的人

552
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,360
你跟探长安排会面

553
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,360
就为了告诉我这个

554
00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:53,700
是的

555
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,870
噢 我可能也应该提一下

556
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:57,620
他就是乌龙茶杀手

557
00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,610
这些是能将他定罪的所有证据

558
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:02,210
真的

559
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,210
是的

560
00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:08,280
- 哇  - 厉害吧

561
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,550
我找这禽兽找了十年

562
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:13,300
而你一个人就找到了

563
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,340
嗯 其实还挺容易的

564
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:18,790
我想你应该会很难堪吧

565
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:19,790
你说什么

566
00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:20,790
除非 当然 我决定

567
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:22,980
扣下这个消息

568
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,180
把它当做一个只有我知道的秘密

569
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,820
告诉所有人是你破案的

570
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:29,820
你为什么要这样做

571
00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:31,020
你想要什么

572
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,150
你自己的"执行组"

573
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:35,660
不 其实我有别的想法

574
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,040
Holt警监

575
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,970
这不可能是真的

576
00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:48,550
在我打自己一拳之前快告诉我其他人也能看见他

577
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,620
同志们 大家好

578
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,120
我的天 警监

579
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,260
好消息

580
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:55,760
秃鹰走了 我回来了

581
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,060
- 耶  - 太棒了

582
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,560
很高兴你回来了 警监

583
00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:00,680
我们真的很想你

584
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:02,300
你怎么让他们给你复位的

585
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:02,790
我没有

586
00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:04,880
我猜是有人帮了我

587
00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:08,140
等等 Gina呢

588
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:10,640
她想搞一个隆重一点的出场

589
00:21:12,810 --> 00:21:14,830
我真的有离开过吗