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早上好 Boyle

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今天万圣节 我很惊讶你竟然没有变装

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我本来是这么打算的 长官 但转念一想

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去他的吧

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我是唯一一个每年都变装的

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从来没人猜到我扮的是谁

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而且他们还嘲笑我 所以我放弃了

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这帮人不值得我变装给他们看

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Charles 不是吧

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不变装

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搞什么 Charles

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你的万圣节精神呢

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但你们总是嘲笑我

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我这辈子从没用语言对你进行过抨击

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芥末
我这辈子从没用语言对你进行过抨击

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我这辈子从没用语言对你进行过抨击

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尤其是对于你的外表

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是啊 我们都很喜欢你的变装的

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还记得去年你打扮成

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那谁还是那玩意儿的时候吗

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是的我记得

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长官 请批准我现在冲刺去我车里拿

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我的紧急戏服

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我说不行你会听吗

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不会

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五分钟后

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啊嘣 嘣 嘭

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什么 怎

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- 你为啥变了装  - 看起来像个傻子似的

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但

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你扮的是啥

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一个性感的汽车修理工吗

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拜托 他显然是个被拒绝的卖果酱挞的童子军

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哈里波挞

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不 你们知道我是什么的

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小队 够了 你们在故意

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欺负Boyle

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- 他是Elvis(猫王)  - 是的

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Elvis Stojko 加拿大花样滑冰运动员

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不

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神烦警探 第三季 第五集

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队员们注意 今天是这个片区

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史上最重要的一天

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今天是万圣节

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我以为我们会一起说

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- 我从没同意过  - 好吧

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你们大概知道 在过去的两年

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Holt警监和我举行了这场盛大的智慧之战

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目标就是 输的那方要把另一方称为

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超厉害的警探兼天才

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第一年凭借着纯粹的 狗屎运

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Jake勉强取得了一个微弱的胜利

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而去年 我让警监赢了

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因为他老人家活得不开心

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因为赢得太无趣了而不开心

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这次会议有什么意义吗

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有重大意义

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今年是打破平局的一年

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赢的一方将永远成为

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九九片区之王

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"决战万圣节三 抢夺战" 副标题

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今年我们将偷取同一件东西

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而不是Jake从我这里偷一件

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对副标题我只提了一个要求 爽快点

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是的 今年我们将会偷同一件东西

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这个

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皇冠将会被锁在这个箱子里

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而箱子会被锁进审讯室

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*就这样皇冠去到了箱子里*

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没跟我一起唱呀你

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我们会需要帮助

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公平起见 我们手中有选人的权利

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警监和我献出了我们的加班时间

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所以每个参与的人都将获得一晚休息时间 警监

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第一个机会 我选

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Terry

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好吧 力量比智慧重要

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好的 我选Charles

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我理解 好朋友

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- 我选Gina  - Gina

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我选Rosa

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什么

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好吧 警监

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看来我得和你一队了

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- 来吧  - 等一下 Santiago

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我不确定是否能信任你

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你是Peralta的情人 或许你应该和他一队

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不不不 Amy会做任何事

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来得到你的赞赏 包括

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在过去的几周里假装跟我恋爱

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就为了现在能背叛我

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Jake 你真的想得太多了

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或许吧 但我可不愿意冒这个险

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- 你不能来我这队 Amy  - 是的 Amy出局了

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在午夜时拿着皇冠的人

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就是九九片区之王

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Hitchcock和我还没被选呢

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- 我不用了  - 我也是

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看来你也被分配来看箱子了

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是的 我不能让它或者你离开我的视线

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不管你是不是真的

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这是我的脸

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噢抱歉 我以为这是个粗制滥造的橡胶面具

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我有个好消息

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我找到了一个非常适合你的男人

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在完全不考虑之后 我想很高兴的说 不要

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别呀 我们的爸妈结婚了

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Genevieve和我在一起了

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我想让你也有个人陪

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你不该只能

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在家族聚餐之后独自慢舞

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我的人生怎么就走到这一步了

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Charles 你想给我介绍对象

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真的很贴心

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但我完全不相信你看男人的眼光

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我看男人的眼光超好的

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你会爱上Nadia(女名)的

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他的名字叫Nadia

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突然之间Nadia就不是个好名字了

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你真是不能忍

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- 这里 懂了吗  - 懂了

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Jake 能聊一下吗

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能啊

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你不选我真的伤到我了

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我完全不知道你是这么感觉的

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被排除在外的感觉并不好

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对 想必是这样 我很抱歉

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Holt警监

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什么 你为什么在朝我的胸喊

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因为摄像头藏在那儿

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想的美 RayRay

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没有什么相机 Jake

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我是认真的

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好吧 如果你是在说真话

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那我很认真地道歉

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但既然你不是 我会打败你的

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啊吓人女巫

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吓人 好吓人

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Amy 别难过

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你可以参与我和Scully打的赌

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今晚午夜之时 我们会偷走

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他的真菌护脚霜

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谢了 你们愿意拉我一起玩真的很好

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但我还是算了

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这就已经开始心理战了

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- 不 我没有参与  - 当然没有

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我也没有 眨眼

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呃

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我是不会通过Charles牵线

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遇见我下一任男友的

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我会在一个废弃地铁隧道里的一个

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非法舞蹈比赛上遇到他

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行动时间 Boyle

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Holt和Terry把百叶窗拉上了 放蟑螂

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也可以是他赢了场非法街车赛

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奖品正是我的爱

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天呐 Gina 看 蟑螂

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看

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Charles 快用你的古龙水杀了它们

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杀不了 它们动得太快了

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我杀不了它们 一片混乱了

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如果我死了 把我的推特出版成书

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开始"妈的弄错通风管了"行动

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妈的 弄错通风管了

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这是个失误

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干得不错 失败者 你搞砸了

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是啊 我们完全搞砸了

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全是因为Boyle标记了错误的通风管

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不是我的错 我以为就是这个

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- 难以置信 先生  - 你才是  先生

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我现在都不知道能不能相信你了

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我以后再也不会让Charles来标记通风管了

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我可擅长标记通风管了

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开锁成功

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我再也 再也 再也 再也

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再也 再也不会 我再也 再也 再也

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再也 再也 再也不会 我原谅你了 拜拜

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你应该看看我们 Rosa

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Charles和我超厉害的

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我从窗外空翻进去

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把箱子割开拿出皇冠

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然后把一切复原 只花了不到一分钟

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是啊 你是帮上了点小忙

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但我们吵架演的超真的

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而且突然之间 我们必须要拖延时间

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我们做到了

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总之 现在我们需要做的只是在午夜前

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看好这个抽屉 最棒的部分就是

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Holt警监完全没有发现

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他就是个傻蛋

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对 我傻蛋

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你个傻蛋

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所以我们是故意让Jake拿到皇冠的吗

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警长 你知道匈牙利击剑队

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Hosszú Gorcs吗

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你知道我的答案是不吧

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这是一种战略 先让你的对手

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领先得分 让他们有骄傲自满的感觉

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使他们暴露出破绽 让你一举击败

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你觉得他足够自满了吗

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我是世上最聪明的人

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我永远都不会死

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长官 你有空吗

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当然

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Jeffords 我们晚点再会合

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长官 我想谈谈Jake

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- 好  - Amy 帮我

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我们的真菌抢夺计划出岔子了

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Hitchcock 现在不行

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Scully不知道我在这

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我偷了他的护脚霜 但是把它弄丢了

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Amy 你是我找回它的唯一希望了

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你是个警探

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你也是个警探啊 出去

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走

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长官 Jake真的把我惹毛了

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我想要帮你扳倒他

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这是个非常有吸引力的提议

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你一定会很有帮助的

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谢谢你

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对Jake来说

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我抓到你了 Peralta 你才耍不到我

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为什么所有人都觉得相机会藏在那里

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因为沟深好藏机啊

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你可以走了 间谍

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- 抱歉我说你的沟了  - 嗯

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Charles 你把蟑螂放进你的裤子实在是太恶心了

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你这么一说是很恶心

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但是Jake把它说的很帅

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怎么说的

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哦 我怎么不知道有人要来

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- 进来 Nadia  - 嗨 Charles

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还好吧 兄弟

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Gina 这就是我之前跟你说过的那个男生

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你是Nadia

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我的真名是Leo Nadia只是我的外号

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我没有很喜欢它 但是如果Banksy给了你一个花名

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你就甩不掉了

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好了 我懂这情况了

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这不是给我介绍 这是个陷阱

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所有这一切都是为了要让我从抢夺战分心

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- 抢夺战  - 抢夺战

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闭上你那性感的嘴巴

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Charles 我是不会上当的

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这个陷阱太明显了 好吗

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你的真实身份是什么 嗯

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你是Charles从某个僻静码头

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抓来的男妓吗

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告诉你吧 亲爱的

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今晚你的小把戏可派不上用场

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我不是男妓

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哦

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好了 拜拜 骚货

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该行动了 警长

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嗨 Rosa

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我不是在说这个是你摩托车上面的

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但是我在外面找到了这个掉下来的把手

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你最好不要为了抢夺战去搞我的车

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我可提醒你我是带着武器的

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我们都带着一样的武器呢

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要死 Rosa 你从哪弄来这个的

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蝎子已经离巢了

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现在

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叮

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看见爸爸了吗 来

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是时候来双胞胎战略了

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- 嗨 Jake  - 嗨 你们好

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我们想给Terry一个惊喜 你看见他了吗

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噢 他刚刚下楼了

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但应该很快就回来了

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Cagney Lacey

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你们想不想跟Jake叔叔照张相啊

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想

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你不介意吧

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呃 不 当然不会了

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会很有趣的

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要不我们去会议室里照吧

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装作你给她们分配案子的样子

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不 我是说 比起那样

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更好玩的就是

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我们就在这里照

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让我把手放在这个柜子上

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好吧

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- 搞定  - 来

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哦 天 这是摄像呢 对不起

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慢慢来 我可以照一整天

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其实 不如我们来照一张

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我把两只手都放在柜子上的

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一只放在顶上一只放在前面

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好看 嗯

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好了微笑 三 二 一

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茄子 太棒了

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好了 你们俩 我们去找爸爸

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怎么回事

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你在干嘛

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没干嘛 就是享受着我最喜欢的饮料

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汽水

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真的吗 我从来没有见过你喝汽水

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- 嗯  - 现在喝

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- 太好喝了  - 我不信

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你现在的表情就跟你在什锦零食里找到了

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一块巧克力屑的时候一模一样

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有猫腻 我要搜你的身

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该死 除了那自带音效的腹肌之外什么都没有

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我怎么会有皇冠 Jake

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它不是还在审问室里吗

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是啊 是 当然了

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它当然还在那里了

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好了 我们就午夜见吧

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- 你先走   - 不 你先走

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我坚持要你先走

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你喝了汽水

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这应该不算最惨的事吧

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就是最惨的事

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比喝水果味的雷司令还惨

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不 我没有夸张

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总之 我非常机智地把皇冠扔进了垃圾桶

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进去等一会 这样不会引起怀疑

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然后把它取回

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明白

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嘿 我进去的时候要不要给你拿瓶汽水

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我知道你是在开玩笑 但如果万一

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你不是的话

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不要

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- 你好啊  - 我好吗

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那把手是假的

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他们想让我分心

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我觉得他们肯定是在为偷皇冠演戏

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我知道 但是我一直都把手放在柜子上了

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所以我很自信他们绝对

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没有办法偷到

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他们偷到了

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你看后面 螺丝松了

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该死 那个狗崽子真有两把刷子

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长官 我们有麻烦了

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皇冠不在垃圾桶里

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Jake一定是把它拿回去了

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该死

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那个狗崽子真有两把刷子

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我们一定要把皇冠拿回来

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我已经把我的邮件名改成了"Jake国王一统天下了"

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所有人都会觉得我是白痴的

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- 嗨 Peralta  - 警监

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- 午夜马上就到了  - 是的没错

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- 时间不多了  - 的确不多了

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但是是对随来说呢

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你知道应该是说"对谁"

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别想激怒我

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我不知道啊

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我会把皇冠拿回来的

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- 等下什么  - 啊

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我能失陪一下吗

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可以 我也要失陪一下

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皇冠不在他那

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什么 那是谁拿了

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- 我不知道谁拿了  - 我们怎么办

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去看监控录像 我来拖住他们

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嘿 看我

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要死 怎么会没用的

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Holt警监说你们在Jake从天花板

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下来的时候偷了皇冠

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是啊 我不敢相信你居然上当了

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你真的觉得我会把通风口标错吗

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我这辈子从来没有标错过通风口

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你确实对通风口什么的挺敏感

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是啊

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等等 所以Nadia不是个陷阱

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不 百分之百真实

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英俊 帅气 头发跟牧羊犬的毛一样浓密

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我给你找了个完美的男人 而你把他赶跑了

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对不起

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我应该相信你的

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求你打给他说我搞砸了

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好吧 但你得答应我你们的首次约会

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必须是和我还有Genevieve的四人约会

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到土耳其为期一周的旅行

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算了吧 想也别想

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好吧 我打给他

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求你了 我太想你们在一起了

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你可以为我打给他了

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感谢你

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这是我和Terry的孩子们拍照的时候

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我站在他们旁边多强壮有力啊

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- 我应该生孩子吗  - 当然了

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Holt出现了 他怎么做到的

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这家伙的腹肌太凶残了

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他拿到皇冠了

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他走向休息室了

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他把皇冠扔到垃圾桶了

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他回去拿了吗

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没有 清洁工进来收走了

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哪个清洁工

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看来我要眯着眼仔细看了

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他叫Al 那个清洁工的名字是Al

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现在都晚上十一点了 Al早就走了

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00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,950
我们要怎么得到他的住址

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00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:34,510
你认识哪个人会鸡婆到

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给每个职工发假日贺卡

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- Amy  - 你想干嘛 Jake

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你怎么会觉得我想干嘛呢

401
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:47,060
我想给我的女友道歉

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00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:47,750
我伤害到它了

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是"她"

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不能这么用

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这个字还有什么存在的意义

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算了 我已经道过歉了

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你也接受了 可以给我Al的地址了吗

408
00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:59,380
这跟你们的抢夺战有关 对吧

409
00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,880
不是 这跟一件案子有关

410
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,860
清洁工Al可能要去刺杀总统

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Santiago 我的好徒弟

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我猜猜 你想要清洁工的地址

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清洁工 地址 Al

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00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:13,760
我从未提过他的名字

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00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,650
真是难得啊

416
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,560
被你们两个同时排除在外之后

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00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:20,460
我现在却可以决定

418
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:23,420
这个抢夺战会鹿死谁手

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00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,700
我这么说吧

420
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:26,760
你是我最精明的警探

421
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:30,140
真是可悲 她不会任你操控的

422
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,100
Amy 我们相爱了

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我们从来没提过这件事

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但现在就是说这句话的最佳时机了 对吗

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爱

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爱和上司的尊敬相比算什么

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Amy Santiago 你愿意

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- 够了  - 好吧

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假装对我示好比对我刻薄还糟糕

430
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不就想要地址吗

431
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我给你们两个都发过去

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开心了吧 你们这些自私坏蛋

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- 太糟糕了  - 我们应该道歉

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我同意

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你绝对应该马上道歉 我迟点再道歉

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不可能

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Charles 快滚到楼下等我

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A小队 金麻雀呼叫

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在Yankee降落区集合

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你这些代号什么时候想出来的

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他住在十六楼

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我们打败Holt了

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- 是吗  - 我去按电梯

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故 障

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去他的 看来要爬楼梯了
故 障

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去他的 看来要爬楼梯了

447
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十六楼 控制好步伐节奏

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算了 有多快跑多快

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爬完十六层后

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我赢了 我第一个敲门

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你不是Al

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你们来找Al

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我们当然是来找Al 你个低能儿

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抱歉

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他在屋顶抽烟

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屋顶

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又爬了十五层后

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太棒了 我爬上来了

459
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:01,780
我是史上最棒的运动员

460
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:02,700
我错了

461
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Al Al

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Al呢

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00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,660
他在那 他在那

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我做到了 我做到了

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我的天啊

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你是清洁工Al吗

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不 我是你们的梦魇

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Amy Santiago

469
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我不明白发生了什么事

470
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,650
请允许我来解释一下

471
00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:37,280
Amy和我一直都领先于你

472
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,660
才不是呢 你可没有参与进来

473
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:41,730
滚回你的输家区域吧 输家

474
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,860
不妨一试

475
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:43,860
你怎么做到的

476
00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:46,340
一切都要从我跑去跟Jake说

477
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,200
他伤了我的心说起

478
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,930
他对着我的胸大呼小叫的

479
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,470
我在这故事里面是不会走运的了

480
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:52,990
确实不会

481
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,820
还记得你第一次触发了那个巫婆吗

482
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,990
你让Holt警监顿了一下 太怪了

483
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,240
因为他的门是关着的

484
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:01,980
其实不然 因为他是从窃听器听到的声音

485
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,280
他在你的桌上放了个窃听器

486
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在一个你永远不会扔的松饼里面

487
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,680
所以我们才要扔垃圾啊

488
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,620
我们是怎么走到一起的

489
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:12,130
之后 我搭到了窃听器的频率

490
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,750
所以我能知道Jake的全盘计划

491
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:15,280
我还需要知道Holt的计划

492
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:16,450
这时候Hitchcock就派上用场了

493
00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:19,160
我策动了整个计划

494
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:21,710
你就做了那么一点点事 我还要跟你

495
00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:22,890
解释了四十五遍

496
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,470
他在百叶窗留个缝隙

497
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,200
我就可以用唇语读出警监的话了

498
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:28,670
"Sharon和你的孩子们来让Jake分心

499
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,460
"他们会在九点半准时到达

500
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:33,070
我的华夫饼木琴在芝士人上"

501
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:33,860
什么

502
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,460
我的唇语技巧不是完美无瑕的

503
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:36,610
既然我知道你们的计划

504
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:37,750
就很容易搞破坏了

505
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,980
Scully摆好巫婆的位置后

506
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:40,950
我乔装打扮好

507
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,460
Holt触发了巫婆

508
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,780
引Jake也进了休息室

509
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,980
我就把皇冠扔进垃圾桶了

510
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,620
跟我的计划一致

511
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,060
我再让你们都到这里 放个"故障"标识

512
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,250
其实电梯是能正常运作的

513
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:55,460
让你们爬了三十一层楼梯

514
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,100
还吐了两次

515
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,780
其实是四次

516
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,470
如果你算上楼梯井里的东西

517
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,270
你觉得我是Holt的马屁精

518
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,910
你觉得我是Jake的女友

519
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,760
我是个独立的个体

520
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:08,740
能自己做决定

521
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,950
我决定同时羞辱你们两个一番

522
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:15,180
你做到了 还做得很好

523
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,290
最后一个问题 皇冠在哪

524
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,920
在Shaw的酒吧

525
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,040
我的官方加冕地址

526
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,950
命运之冠万岁

527
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头戴皇冠的Amy Santiago万岁 她是

528
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:34,180
女王

529
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,270
九九片区女王

530
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,410
你们好像还有点什么

531
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,240
没对我说

532
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:40,860
乐意至极

533
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:42,670
Amy Santiago

534
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:45,340
是一名超厉害的警探兼天才

535
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,540
饮料算我们头上

536
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,850
- 不是吧  - 饮料算我头上

537
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:56,170
你来了真好

538
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,990
今天表现得这么奇怪真不好意思

539
00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:02,030
怎么会怪你呢 射手座的 对吧

540
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,540
有土星相伴 完全有理由对新关系

541
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,780
表现得机警谨慎

542
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,470
像你这样的人是怎么

543
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:10,910
认识Charles

544
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,870
我在Genevieve的画廊举行过画展

545
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,540
你们不是真正的朋友

546
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:18,300
你在艺术世界认识他的女友的

547
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,510
没错 再加上她是我的孪生姐姐

548
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:21,220
什么

549
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,510
Leo 你好 给我的弟弟一个吻

550
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,000
给我的爱人一个吻

551
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:25,890
不

552
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,320
给我的爱人一个吻

553
00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,350
给我的妹妹一个吻

554
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:30,550
不