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Jakey 街角那家店

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正在卖柠檬汁 还附赠玻璃罐

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很酷

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是啊 Scully 的确很酷

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可不是吗

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我能等一下再和你聊吗

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行啊

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同志们 听着

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Scully有个盛满了柠檬汁的玻璃罐

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你就为了这个把我们叫过来啊

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不 我是来帮你们改变人生的

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听着 不到五分钟前

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Hitchcock给我介绍了

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他新买的金鱼 而它就被养在

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同款玻璃罐里

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哦 我预感会有不好的事情发生

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一共有两种可能的结果

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我们可以下注 看哪个先发生

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Hitchcock会把鱼食

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放进了Scully的柠檬汁里

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还是说Scully会把金鱼吃掉

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你们可能会认为

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把鱼食放进柠檬汁里

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Hitchcock刚把自己的金鱼喝了

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什么

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不要啊

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神烦警探 第三季 第七集

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Amy 你迟到了两分钟

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吓得我给所有急诊室都打了电话

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我知道

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我从你家出来 回我家去洗澡

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我太累了

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刮腿毛的时候我甚至睡着了

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可我们昨晚睡得挺早的啊

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晚上十点就播完了

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我是说 爱爱

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我们不停爱爱来着

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Amy很累是因为和我爱爱

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- 你和谁说话呢  - 整个警局

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- 别这样  - 好吧

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我一整晚都没睡好

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是因为你那个破床垫 凹凸不平的 难受死了

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什么 我让你睡了舒服的那边啊

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你能别说话了吗

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- 等我把我的咖啡喝完  - 好的

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哦 小两口吵架喽

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没有 我只是有点累

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我没想继续听啊

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别害怕 Amy

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因为我知道如何解决你的全部问题

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强效浓缩能量口服液

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哦 你会喜欢这东西的

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Devon 我们是警察 别随便插话

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但我知道你会很兴奋的 因为我抓了Devon

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搜到了四瓶新毒品 叫做

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"出租车" 你真的搜到了

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嗯 你的线人是正确的

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街上开始冒出这些毒品了

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我的线人们最棒了

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关键在于我经常给他们寄我手写的感谢信

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你觉得如何

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我们要不要把我们的搭档关系从床上延伸到街上

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哦 这会是我们第一次以情侣身份办案

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- 为啥不呢  - 嘿 伙计们

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我也刚发现了个新毒品

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叫做"恋爱中的Jake和Amy" 我已经磕高了

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Charles 我需要你退下

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- 收到  - 很好

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好吧 我买一个

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你去向其他人推销这些糖吧 小蠢货

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嘿 你不能叫孩子蠢货

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要是他万一真蠢呢

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Terry 这是Sam 我小弟

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我们参加了辖区内的大哥小弟项目

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我觉得她叫我"小蠢货"时挺好玩的

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- 没人关心 小蠢货  - 去你的 Rosa

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Sam想通过卖糖果来攒钱给自己买篮球服

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他是前锋 我教的他怎么肘击别人

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厉害

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快回家做作业去

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否则我会收拾你

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别被Rosa吓着了

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她没有那么可怕

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她以前学芭蕾的

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不是吧

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它锻炼了我的能力

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例如我可以用双脚把你勒死

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赶快走

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我喜欢当导师

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它被叫做"出租车" 因为它是黄色的

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而且它能让你的意志神游四方

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毒贩子真是越来越有创意了

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以前它只叫做"毒品" 而现在呢

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"嘿 我们新进了个毒品 咱们给它起什么名字"

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接着他们会说 "不知道 毒瓶怎么样"

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这个确实很值得继续调查

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Santiago 你和Boyle去查吧

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可是 Jake 我是说Peralta警探

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是他抓到那个毒贩子的

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有道理

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Peralta 你去和Boyle查吧

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实际上 警监 我们希望

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能一起查这个案子

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啥 你俩已经不

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"相交"甚欢了

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这正是

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我想要说的

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- 我就知道  - 我们还是情侣

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已经被正式批准了

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我们每天向人事做汇报

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还密件抄送了我俩之间的全部电子邮件

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怪不得人事的Jim老和我击掌呢

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按规定讲 我是不会让一对情侣去办案的

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但你们是我手下最优秀的

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所以我批准了

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不要让你们的私人问题

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影响你们的办案效率

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你根本不需要担心

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我们之间没什么私人问题

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- 我们都没吵架过  - 是真的

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唯一一次接近吵架的还是

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Jake不知道Will Shortz是谁

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真的吗

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没听说过吗

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这就是你喜欢的人

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我不应该插手的

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祝你们办案好运

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谢谢

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喔 你这是怎么了 狂暴姬

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我很生气

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因为停车停得不顺利

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*Charles是老大 日日夜夜是老大*

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啥子 不

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我怎么停车啊

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某些烂人把他的烂车停在了

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Holt警监的车位上 还占到了我的位置

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真是个烂人

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- 跑车吗  - 对

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- 敞篷的  - 对

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我最讨厌开跑车的人了

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你不是Gloria Estefan 这里也不是迈阿密

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- Charles 别说了  - 嘿 警监

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准备好跟我一块生气吧

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- 别说了  - 某个烂人居然

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我看到你今早开着Gertie来上班的

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- 是吧 警监  - 对

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Kevin和我终于决定把她从乡下开回来了

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Gertie是我们的小敞篷车

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你会喜欢她的

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她可有意思了

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我不知道那是你的车

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我的车

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"Raymond Holt"也许在她的登记资料里

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但没有谁能够拥有她的灵魂

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我很抱歉 Bole 我打断了你们

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你们之前在说有关烂人的事情

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只是我逮捕的一个勒人犯而已

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我只是在说这些而已

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干得好 写个报告交给我

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谢谢

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这可好了

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我必须去找个勒人犯了

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- 嘿  - 嘿

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我在这张地图上标注了

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"出租车"曾出现过的地方

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你可能很快就发现了

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这是个胸部的形状

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真好看

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和Devon说的一样

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他说他的接头人经常在这里出没

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在胸部下方

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他会帮我们指认的

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你从南边步行接近

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偶和Devon则开车躲在这里

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等下 等下

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"偶和Devon"

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不应该是"我和Devon"吗

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- 哦 天哪  - 我纠正了你的语法错误

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你是不是很为我骄傲

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你是不是吓坏了

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你是不是特饥渴

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我只是很累 别烦我

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你确定不是"别烦偶"吗

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不对 这听起来不太对

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看来我俩的语法都不太好

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我的语法很好

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我真是太累了 都是因为你不去买新床垫

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是吗 你咋不直接去买个新后背啊

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我不是故意的

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我们没在吵架

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我们可以一起办案 我们没问题的

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是 那根本不是吵架

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那只是个性感的职场玩笑而已

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可不是吗

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床垫也很性感啊

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因为你要在床垫上爱爱

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对

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语法是语言的一部分

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包括语义和句法

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也很性感

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行吧

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- 重点是 我们没在吵架  - 同意

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好了 你马上就到位了

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你确定你不会被对方发现

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绝对不会的

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我的伪装简直天衣无缝

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不好意思 女士

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你有时间和我讨论下有关环保的问题吗

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成功了

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甚至没人会和我有眼神交流

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我觉得这挺可爱的

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你就像个理想中的研究生

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你喜欢这样

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你想让我告诉你

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我在荷兰背包旅行的经历吗

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你有没有把你的东西叠得小小的

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好全部装进你的登机背包里

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这是你希望我做的吗

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嘿 就是他了

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Jake 穿灰夹克的 你背后

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不好意思 先生

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你有时间和我讨论下有关环保的问题吗

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警察 不许动

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嫌犯逃逸

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他要跑进楼里了

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我就在这儿等着

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我们分头找在后面集合

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警察 不许动

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Jake 他往你的方向去了

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噢 啊

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- 扑得好  - 谢谢

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- 天呐  - 怎么了

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没什么 把这人带走吧

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到底怎么了

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只是 这个床垫

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和你家的床垫看起来一模一样

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什么 才不会呢

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的确有些相似 但是

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天呐

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完全一模一样

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我竟然有个垃圾床垫

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好吧 决定了

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我们去买个新床垫

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真的吗

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真是太好了

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我为你骄傲

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一旦我们买了

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我们得好好用上它

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你是说

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床垫蹦床吗

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等下 你是说性爱

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太好啦 然后再蹦床

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- 当然  - 好的

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Diaz 你朋友Sam来了

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太好了

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那小傻子提早完成作业了

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他在哪儿

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在我回答之前

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我们可以先烧上一壶温暖舒心的卡瓦茶

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- 然后  - 有话快说

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Sam因为偷了个手机被抓来了

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我还有甘菊茶

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可以让我们冷静下来

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如果你想要冷静 证物房有些安眠药

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只需要有人批准我把它们拿出来

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嘿

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你怎么想的

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我犯错了

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那手机就那样躺在那儿

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我没好好想清楚

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对不起 Rosa

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Rosa在你成为罪犯之前是你的朋友

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你现在在和警探Diaz说话

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她会让你这辈子永远烂在

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青少年监狱的

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哇哦

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我能和你谈一下吗

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感觉你好像有点严厉了

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谢谢提醒

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我是打算走极端严厉的 我会加强的

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Diaz 他只是个孩子

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你就不能警告一下然后放过他吗

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有时候尽可能地强硬

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不会得到最好的结果

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这不只是Cagney骂Lacey"屎脑袋"

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我不只是要给他个处分而已

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处分

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你开玩笑吗

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"屎脑袋"就代表着一周不能看了

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Terry讨厌厕所用词

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Gina

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Gina

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Gina 我搞砸了 出大事了

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Charles 鉴于你的日常生活

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你得说的更详细点

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Gertie

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Gertie

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我现在只有一个选择

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泼自己一脸酸然后永远消失

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你是应该那样做

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或者你也可以告诉他事情的经过

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是他占了两个车位

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算是他的错吧

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拿出点骨气 Boyle

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你知道我最缺的就是这口气了

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拜托 只是辆车

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他不会那么生气的

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日了狗了

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好吧我估算错误了

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他对你做了什么 Gertie

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他做了什么

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只是个意外 长官

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是啊 "意外" 这理由也太没有新意了

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这是你的错 先生

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有趣 Charles

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你也这么认为吗

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你停过线了挺多的

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嗯

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所以你也有责任吧

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推卸责任

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没完没了地打诨了还

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你会为自己的行为付出代价的

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不小的代价

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他们还得定制这个颜色

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因为覆盆子雪露这个颜色已经停产了

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它们都好漂亮

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而且它们都将要进行

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弹性测试

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Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Get Low

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我喜欢这个床垫

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它也喜欢让你躺在上面

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上帝

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我叫Brian

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我致力于让你们晚上睡好觉

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你好Brian

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开头很强势啊兄弟

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但我喜欢

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多少钱能把这家伙带回家

339
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其实这算是我们价格比较合理的一款

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我的天呐

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这太贵太贵了

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你曾花两倍的钱

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请大都会先生来你的生日派对啊

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是啊 完全值了

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大都会先生还用我厕所上了大号

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我会永远珍惜的记忆

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床垫就是贵的

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但它们是投资

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会陪伴你很长的时间

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的确 但它们也只是床垫 你知道吗

351
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这些钱花在一个用弹簧和鹅头发

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填满的方形上太不值了

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- 那叫羽毛 你知道的  - 我不知道

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而且这笔钱会花的很值

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因为这可以让我好好在你床上睡觉

356
00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:27,140
但我已经有张床垫了

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只是感觉不值得啊

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好吧 对我来说

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听起来就像你在说我不值得一样

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所以我现在要去睡我在这个世纪买的

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大人用床垫了

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而且你并没被邀请

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她关于床垫是投资这点说的没错

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退下 Brian

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早

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你看起来休息的不错啊

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是的 因为我是在自己的床上睡的

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我翻来覆去睡不着

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Jake和我说了你们俩的争吵

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我真是太担心你俩了

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谢谢 Charles

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我该怎么做

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自己去买床垫吗

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没问题

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- 问题解决  - 不

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这会让他很开心的

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00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:06,610
昨天的抓捕干得不错

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作为情侣一起出动感觉如何

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- 很好  - 很棒

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超级成熟自然

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是啊

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- 她还打了下我屁股  - 是啊

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我们肯定是相爱了

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- 好吧  - 很好

385
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我们在你们抓进来的毒贩身上发现了个奇怪的东西

386
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两盒同一家酒店的火柴

387
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他拒绝供出他的上线

388
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,320
但这个可能是个线索

389
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奇怪 看这个

390
00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:26,990
每盒都少了同一位置的两根火柴

391
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下面那排的第三根 和上面那排的第五根

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- 巧合吗  - 不可能

393
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没人这样用火柴的

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相信我 我在大学抽过四支烟

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再一支就完成任务了

396
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这是个代码

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代码

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有意思

399
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我去拿我的铅笔盒

400
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我赌这是房间号

401
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三楼 第五间

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305号房

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- 肯定就是了  - 很好

404
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很好 很好

405
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Santiago解出来了

406
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我希望你们俩以情侣的身份

407
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,650
卧底监视那间房

408
00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:53,920
你们应该能扮得很像

409
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毕竟你们现在

410
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什么来着

411
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"相交甚欢"

412
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很好 而且谢谢你这么说

413
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,030
让我们一点不觉得不舒服

414
00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:03,930
当然

415
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我正找你呢

416
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:09,700
在你决定怎么处置Sam之前

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00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,940
我觉得你应该和某个人谈谈

418
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Miriam老师

419
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惊喜

420
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,340
我找来了你以前的芭蕾老师

421
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,980
我把她带来是为了提醒你

422
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温和与鼓励对一个年轻生命带来的影响

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你好 亲爱的

424
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你有继续跳舞吗

425
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,120
没有 Miriam老师

426
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,560
我倒是不意外

427
00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:33,020
你一直都是只懒惰的牛

428
00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:35,190
- 什么情况  - 看看你的站姿

429
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:38,200
你看起来就像是要去给巴黎圣母院敲钟

430
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,400
Miriam老师完全不是走鼓励路线的

431
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,700
好了 牛

432
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:42,900
看看你还有什么

433
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,900
五六七八

434
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抬眼

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00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,740
肩膀放松

436
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,480
也不算太糟糕

437
00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:52,480
看到了吗 警长

438
00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:53,880
严厉的爱是有效的

439
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:54,880
妈的

440
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Terry证明错观点了

441
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Chuckles

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你看起来比平时更加崩坏

443
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,750
我不该尝试

444
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:06,120
对抗Holt警监

445
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,820
我应该直接求他原谅

446
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,330
这才是我一贯的招数

447
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,660
"Charles之招"

448
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:13,330
不 这次你才是对的

449
00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:15,170
是警监在无理取闹

450
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,000
但他就要准备接受教训了

451
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,200
就在此时

452
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:24,980
此

453
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:25,980
噢 天哪

454
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:26,980
刻

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00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:28,110
完美对接

456
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,980
这是什么

457
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:33,120
你对我的蛋糕做了什么

458
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,420
这玩意是你的吗

459
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,690
你的蛋糕怎么会在我的椅子上

460
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,090
因为这个蛋糕很特别

461
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,320
所以我想放哪就放哪

462
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,960
这都是你的错

463
00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,730
现在你得赔我个新蛋糕

464
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,730
你太过分了

465
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,700
你怎么指望我避开

466
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,770
噢 我懂了

467
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,800
嗯哼 你懂了哈

468
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,800
- 蛋糕指代的是Gertie  - 是

469
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,840
- 你的屁股指代Charles的车  - 好

470
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,170
椅子代表停车位

471
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:57,270
好的 我懂了

472
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,540
你的办公室就指停车库

473
00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,380
我说我懂了

474
00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:04,180
而我永远都是完美的Gina Linetti

475
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,650
好了 就这样吧

476
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,850
好

477
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,220
你是一个出色的警监

478
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,660
Jake 你先坐一下好吗

479
00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:14,720
不用了

480
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,160
这里我能看得更清楚

481
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,960
这里坐着真的很舒服

482
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,260
好吧 我来坐着

483
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,570
不行 我的屁股讨厌挨着昂贵的东西

484
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,570
不对

485
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,840
你知道你讨厌什么吗

486
00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,910
为我们之间做任何牺牲

487
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,110
因为你对这份感情根本不认真

488
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,480
好吧 首先 我的屁股很认真

489
00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:34,910
都恨不得戴上眼镜了

490
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:36,430
第二 你才是

491
00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:38,610
对这段感情不够认真的人

492
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,050
我很认真的好么

493
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,690
我做了那么多改变

494
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,550
我还给你买了橘子汽水

495
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,820
好吧

496
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,260
我再说最后一次

497
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,290
你买的橘子水 不是橘子汽水

498
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:52,230
对啊 因为它更好

499
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,530
额 好吧 你现在就是在胡闹

500
00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,700
你甚至现在吵架都不认真

501
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,200
好吧 你要我认真吗

502
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,470
为什么你还没告诉你妈我们在约会

503
00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:01,670
你听到了

504
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,470
我看了她给你发的短信

505
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:04,440
为你和叫Gary的家伙牵线相亲

506
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,540
你偷看了我的短信

507
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,140
你去洗澡的时候短信刚好来了

508
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:09,150
谁不带手机进浴室洗澡啊

509
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,680
洗澡就是为了带手机进去玩的啊

510
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,750
我还没告诉我妈是因为没找到机会

511
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:13,270
什么

512
00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,820
你好像每周都和她打电话吧

513
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,920
你基本上跟在监视她没什么两样

514
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:17,150
你就直接承认吧

515
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:19,090
你就是不想让她知道我的存在

516
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,060
Jake 这和你无关

517
00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:23,730
只要我一告诉她我在约会

518
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,400
她就会不停地打电话给我

519
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,660
问一大堆烦人的问题

520
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,070
哇 听起来好难应付噢

521
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,070
我想我也"不值得"你费力气吧

522
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,400
炸了吧 之前吵架你攻击我的话

523
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,770
被我原封不动地用来反击你

524
00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:35,770
这次我赢了

525
00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:37,540
噢不不不 这太糟了

526
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,110
是你先挑起来的 貌似是我

527
00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,710
- 我不记得了  - 不是啦Jake

528
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,250
看屏幕

529
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,010
不好

530
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:48,250
"再说最后一次 你买的橘子水不是橘子汽水

531
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,990
对啊 因为它更好

532
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:53,160
额 好吧 你现在就是在胡闹

533
00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:55,290
你甚至"

534
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:57,130
不过你得承认 关于橘子水

535
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,530
我的观点是对的

536
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:07,350
该你了 Peralta先生

537
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:09,120
谢谢你 Santiago女士

538
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,290
好吧

539
00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:15,920
我知道你很生气 但是你先听我说

540
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,520
我们的确搞砸了

541
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,160
你确实警告我们了

542
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,530
我也承认不知道自己在说什么

543
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,300
但是我能确定一点

544
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:25,370
我要说的都说完了

545
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:28,340
天哪 这招奏效了吗

546
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:29,600
- 完全没有  - 哦

547
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,340
我不敢相信你居然让私人问题

548
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:34,210
毁了这次调查

549
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,540
我更倾向于称之为

550
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,580
"警方内部分歧"

551
00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:39,510
- 我已经听了录音  - 哦 不好

552
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,150
那你应该知道了那就是一场纯粹的

553
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,380
撕逼大战

554
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,520
我知道我们搞砸了 我很抱歉

555
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:45,890
能让你好受一点的话

556
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,420
我告诉你我们的关系也搞砸了

557
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,760
坐下吧 Peralta

558
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,730
我告诉你一件事

559
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,690
我和Kevin刚开始约会时

560
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:55,660
他还在州北部的一所学院教书

561
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,030
到那里要坐上两个小时的火车或者巴士

562
00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,900
自己开车的话只要三十分钟

563
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,400
你又要我猜你的谜语吗

564
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,100
我猜你骑着他去上班

565
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:05,070
所以只留下了一对脚印 不是吗

566
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:06,570
- 不是  - 好吧

567
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:07,940
我们都没有车

568
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,880
而且我也不想买 因为买了就代表

569
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,450
承认Kevin对我很重要

570
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,880
他也这么想 所以我们很少见面

571
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,050
我非常痛苦

572
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,820
后来有一天 Kevin出现在我家门口

573
00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:19,750
他买了Gertie这辆车

574
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:22,820
他跨出了这一步 我很感激他这么做

575
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:26,160
我只是后悔不是我先跨的这一步

576
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,760
你明白了吗

577
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,760
当然

578
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,930
百分之百

579
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:31,970
火车指代你的旧床垫

580
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,230
- 是的  - 汽车指代你的新床垫

581
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:34,270
- 我懂的  - Kevin代表你

582
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,400
- 恩  - 我代表Santiago

583
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,340
清楚明白 百分之百

584
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,910
我把Sam的事解决了

585
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:41,910
噢

586
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:42,980
我有种不祥的预感

587
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,380
你是不是把Miriam老师那一套用在他身上了

588
00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:46,710
我就警告了他一下

589
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,980
关于Miriam老师你要知道

590
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,020
她把我的舞蹈教得很好

591
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:52,590
但她毁了我的童年

592
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:54,920
她对我各种不满 我的姿势

593
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,660
我的技巧和粉色的头发

594
00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:58,160
- 粉色的头发  - 别说出去

595
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,230
了解

596
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,060
因为她我才放弃的芭蕾

597
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,360
所以我也不想让Sam

598
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,930
因为我放弃这个大哥小弟的计划

599
00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:06,930
这件关于

600
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:10,870
"严厉之爱"的事完全在我的料想之中

601
00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:13,670
我的计划还是那么完美

602
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,310
Boyle 告诉你一件事

603
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,110
我刚从车库中提出了Gertie

604
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:18,880
看上去和全新的一样

605
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,480
甚至比新的还好 因为花了12年

606
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,180
卡在播放器里的Annie Lennox磁带

607
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,180
终于被取出来了

608
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,620
我爱她的歌

609
00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:26,220
这张支票是所有修车的费用

610
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,990
你不需要付这笔钱

611
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,690
错在于我 我的行为很糟糕

612
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:35,100
Gina已经说得非常清楚了

613
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,530
噢 话说回来

614
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:39,370
你还欠我14元蛋糕的钱

615
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,970
- 嗨  - 嗨

616
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,200
怎么样

617
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,200
两件事

618
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,610
我调了酒店监控的录像

619
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,840
进行面部识别之后锁定了嫌犯

620
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,480
Grady Lamont

621
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,310
这是他的住址

622
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:51,310
干得不错啊

623
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,650
住址是六年前的了

624
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,720
呃 毒贩应该都懒得搬家吧

625
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:55,820
他平时都在上城区交易

626
00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:57,020
- 我们完蛋了  - 是的

627
00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:58,920
第二件事是什么

628
00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:00,690
我和警监之前在闲聊

629
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,190
涉及一些个人问题

630
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:05,790
我真心觉得在这当中我开导他比较多

631
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,530
- 我一点都不信  - 好吧

632
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,030
Amy Santiago女士

633
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:14,740
我愿意为你买新的床垫

634
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,040
这是我听过最棒的话了

635
00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:19,870
很抱歉我没有早点这么做

636
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:22,880
我想我只是害怕你最终会发现

637
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,340
你比我好太多了

638
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:27,820
你是"橘子水" 而我是"橘子汽水"

639
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,080
别开玩笑了

640
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,250
你才是"橘子水"

641
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:31,250
呃

642
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:32,420
我拒绝

643
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,150
听着

644
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,220
我其实也在害怕

645
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,520
今晚我就打电话给我妈

646
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,030
好的

647
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:44,030
我们来买床垫吧

648
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,230
打开网页

649
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:47,970
搜索"床垫"

650
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,740
加入购物车

651
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,240
以"游客"身份进入…

652
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:53,010
我不要这样

653
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,510
创建账户

654
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,210
你不用现在就买的

655
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,850
不行 这可是非常浪漫的举动

656
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,150
我做得正顺手呢

657
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,880
送货地址跟账单地址可不一样

658
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,520
要分别输入两个

659
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,320
Jake 快看 嫌犯出现了

660
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:06,690
噢 时机正好

661
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,790
确认订单

662
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:08,990
省份 不好

663
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,190
我进的是加拿大的页面

664
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:11,330
切换成美国

665
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,390
- Jake  - 好的

666
00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:13,290
我们一会儿再买 走吧