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Peralta 你是在吃意式三明治当早餐吗

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对啊 只不过Amy说我应该多吃蔬菜

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所以我多加了点辣椒

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太机智了

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嘿 不好意思

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你能当心点吗

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真抱歉

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条子

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淡定

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大家保持淡定

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不然呢

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你要因为跳舞逮捕我吗

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你叫那跳舞

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这才是跳舞

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现在什么状况

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我在缓和紧张局势

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哇 热舞中的警监

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我得拍下这足以铭记一生的画面

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为什么我的手机老是死机

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我花了13美元买的它

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别担心 Jakey 有我呢

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哦

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做黄油搞得我手上

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全是黄油

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拿到了

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一定要录下来 一定要啊

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相机准备好了

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搞定 来吧

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热舞结束

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局势缓和

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不

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神烦警探 第三季 第十一集

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Jakey

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嘿

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你们俩是围着一条围巾吗

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对啊 Charles今天早上忘记带他的了

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其实还蛮浪漫的

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我觉得他肯定是故意的

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这么说吧

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我就是故意的

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现在 让我旋转起来 宝贝

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来了 小山芋

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我无法离开你

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好了 你们俩太恩爱了

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医生说你的子宫状况怎么样

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全都告诉我

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好吧 还有那个

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我和Genevieve有大事要宣布

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是那种别人会选择保密的事儿吗

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听好了 我们要开始造人计划了

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哇

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太棒了

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但是等一下 Charles 我以为你不育了

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我特别清楚地记得你的原话是

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油尽灯枯

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没错 谢谢你没让我说出来

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我确实在那场事故之后

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不能再生儿育女了

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放下武器

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其实我还是不明白

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为什么你要冲上去先裤裆示人

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谢天谢地 我前妻Eleanor

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在那之前一年让我做了输精管切除术

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以防万一 我冷冻了一些精子

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很多精子

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在我后面进来的人像这样

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哇 厉害

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他听起来很猥琐

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是啊 我们是不是该去上班了

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没错

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嘿 你不觉得

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现在生孩子也许有点太急了吗

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我是说 你们才交往了三个月

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她是我的真命天女 Jake

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我已经不想再过花花公子的生活了

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在外面待到11点 喝着汽酒

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我不想要那样的生活了

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我只想当一个爸爸

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好吧 所以 这挺好的

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你就要有个娃了

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我知道

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而且你会成为他最好的朋友

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根据年龄差

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大概更应该是一个有趣的叔叔兼导师

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宝宝最好的朋友

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好吧 没法协商了

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情况这样的 Steven

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我们已经抓到你盗窃了

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现在我们来讨论一下你包里200张复制的信用卡

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我什么都不会说

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听着 小年轻 我们有两种方法处理这个

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简单的 或者是麻烦的

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告诉他麻烦的 老大

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首先 Steven

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我们要填38E-J1表格

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说明你不配合

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然后把表格送到检察官那里

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但是他们会立刻处理它吗

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不 因为他们忙不过来

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因为Debra休产假去了

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所以你上庭的日期在6到8周内都无法确定

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甚至等到日期确定 你还要等一天

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因为他们不会给你一个确切的时间

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不会的 他们给的只是时间段

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长官

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我能跟您讲两句吗

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我以为我们要吓吓他

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没有比市政法院系统的真实情况更可怕的了

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现在 来吧 让我们再回去

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告诉他那个网站多糟糕

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好吧 我会交代的

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你当然会

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但是我只向她交代

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你想向Gina交代

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喂 你们卖紫色裤子吗

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好吧 那就谢谢了

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这不是我想要的结果

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也许我应该提供点免费点心

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那样至少Scully会来了

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免费点心在哪儿

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你到底从哪儿冒出来的

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我不太懂

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我觉得很震惊 竟然那么多人

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不想要来自于我们片区

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乃至我们市最受人尊敬的警长的教导

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你想要什么 Santiago

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学习宏伟壮丽的自卫术

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师从我们市乃至我国

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拜托 快点说

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我要上课了

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好吧 其实我在申请一个

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针对上进警探的辅导项目

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叫"星级导师 星级弟子"

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简称"星师星弟"

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你能帮我写封推荐信吗

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当然

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你会很棒的

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谢谢你 警长

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好了 大家

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注意

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Santiago 我要来攻击你了

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你得制服我

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如果你想让我写篇好推荐信的话

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你现在最好让我惊艳一下

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我会尽力而为的 警长

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好的 来吧

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- 哦 不  - 我的鼻子

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我的鼻子 你打断了我的鼻子

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流了好多血

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非常抱歉

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拿块毛巾来

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好的 好的

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这就是你骗人

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说有免费点心的后果

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你逃不过报应

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滚开 Scully

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真相大白 正义伸张

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Peralta最棒 哦天哪

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不 不

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Charles Charles

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你前妻来了

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Eleanor

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那个世界毁灭者

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- 她为什么会来  - 可能没什么坏事儿

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可能只是你的信寄到她家去了

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哦 天哪 我希望不是

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如果是那样的话她会火冒三丈的

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哦 那我们别假设是最坏情况

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我就随便一说

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那你干嘛要提信那档子事儿

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我不

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你好 胖墩儿

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听说你要你的精子

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你得通过我这关

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哦 不 这比信糟糕多了

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什么信

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没事 没什么信

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没什么信 但是那是我的精子

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你怎么发现我想要它的

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因为账户是在我名下

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贮存机构打电话给我

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说你想取出精子

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所以我先去帮你把它取出来了

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我手上有你所有的精子

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但是你又不在乎它 Eleanor

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我是说 你记得吗

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嘿 Charles

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我永远不会和你生孩子的

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因为我不爱你

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孩子也没办法补救

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他刚开始用那个愚蠢的声音说话的时候

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我还以为会很好笑 但是 不好笑

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我不想要你的DNA

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我想要点别的

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我开车撞了一个蠢货

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他现在在告我

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我想让你用你的警徽

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和枪吓吓他 让他放弃起诉

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哇 那可是违法行为

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他不会干的

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我不在乎

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给你48小时 最好照我说的做

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不然我就拿走你的精子

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把它全部倒进东河里

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拜托不要这么做

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这样以后再也

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不可能有一个长着呆圆脸的小Charles Boyle了

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我很自豪 我就长这样

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她不能这么做

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她能这么做吗

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冷静

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我们咨询下律师

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获得一点专业意见

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该死

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我不敢相信你真的签了这个条约

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那些精子是她的合法财产

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这上面还写了 我引用下

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"她拥有你的尊严"

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你就在这儿旁边签名了

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哦不 Jake 这简直是灾难啊

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我这辈子都没法开心生活了

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为什么你还在笑

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因为我们刚好被训练过怎么应对这种情况

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这是一个人质被挟持的情况

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我们会将你的"孩子们"解救出来的

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好的 Charles 我知道你现在已经吓坏了

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你可能觉得你永远当不成爸爸了

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但是别担心

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我不会让Eleanor伤害到你的

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- Boyle精华  - 呕 够了 我退出

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她想干啥就干啥吧

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不不不不不

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我们就叫它们人质吧

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这还差不多

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那就让我们行动起来吧

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这些是我们对Eleanor的了解

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哦 我的婚礼

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我当初就应该知道这是个错误

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她没有说"我愿意" 而是说了"大概吧"

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好了

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劫匪 Eleanor Horstweil

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年龄 42岁 职业 银行经理

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没有犯罪前科 没有任何疾病

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现任丈夫 Hercules Thikalonos

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别把他给卷进来

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我们俩关系还挺好的

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明白 你们在2010年离婚

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她拿到了房子 两部车子

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还有你从今往后的85%的工资

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这是打错了吧 对吗

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- 没打错  - 她咋拿到那么多的

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我的律师就是Hercules

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他们俩就是这样认识的

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这听上去也太不道德了

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再说一遍 别把Hercules牵扯进来

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他还是挺好的一个人

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好吧 听着 我们需要一些筹码

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你在离婚的时候

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就没分到什么她特别想要的东西吗

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有的 Abigail

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我就假定

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Abigail是个非常奇诡的东西好了

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不 她是我们的发型师

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啊 好吧

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如果继续再帮我们两个做头发

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她会很尴尬

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所以她让我们做出了选择

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我怎么能离开她呢

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她是纽约唯一能做出这发型的造型师啊

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好吧 那你觉得Eleanor还想要回Abigail吗

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你也看到她今天的发型了吧

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全都卷起来了 一点光泽也没有

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好吧 或许我们能用到这个

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我们该调整成谈判模式了

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不是特别吓人但总是控制着全局

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这个怎么样

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好像你不知道这简直完美一样

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嘿 警长

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你还好吗

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我孩子现在一看到我的脸

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就会被吓哭 这简直太棒了

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不是我说啊 她还是个孩子呢

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她可能会被任何东西弄哭的

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不 她就是指着我的鼻子哭的

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然后还吐了

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你想要干嘛 Santiago

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我只是想问问您有没有

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把那封推荐信写好

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马上就要截止了

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我正在写呢

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可能时间会长一点

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因为我现在疼得要死

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并不能集中精力

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好吧 您还是愿意写 我很感激

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我还给您带了些放松身心的姜茶 不知道能不能帮到您

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它能把我鼻子和我的头骨错位的地方修好吗

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我不知道

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但是据说它的蒸气很治愈呢

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所以可以试着吸吸看

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好吧 谢谢

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疼死我了

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啊 这蒸气太刺激了

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太对不起了 我马上就把它拿走

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哦 天哪 我太抱歉了 我来弄点冷水

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不 停下

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我已经怕了你了

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好的 记住了

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这是一次谈判

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我们不能让她知道你的渴望程度之高

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Jake 如果她把精子销毁了怎么办

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她不会这样做的 Charles

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这样的话她就没有谈判资本了

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你知道的 他们从来不会对人质开枪的

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嘿

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你有替我威胁那个90岁的老头吗

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啥 你撞的那个人都90了

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是啊 如果你们和他谈过了就会知道了

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所以很明显你们还没有 那就再见吧

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不 停下 听我说

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我们不能帮你 除非我们确认

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你真的拥有那些样本

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我们需要"活生生"的证据

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我很乐意将其中一瓶

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从窗户里扔下来

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不不不 别这样做 我求你了

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别把我的精子扔在我们头上

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夫人您好

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真是一个美好的早晨啊

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听着 如果你能让我们上楼去

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我们就把Abigail让给你

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我会给你们按铃开门的

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这就是你怎样搞定一次谈判的

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就像从孩子手里抢糖一样轻松

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为什么你要提到孩子

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- 只是俗语罢了  - 谁会干出这样的事啊

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问题是为什么会有人

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想和Gina谈话

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这太没礼貌了

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他想找一个像她一样的平民来进行审问

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目的很明显啊 他在拖时间

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这也很没礼貌啊

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说不定他只是想和一个正常的人类谈话

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而不是两个气势汹汹的警察

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管他是什么想法呢

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我们也没有别的选择了

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Gina 你来进行审问吧

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太好啦 谢谢

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我会让这货认下

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他甚至没有犯过的罪的

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不要 那样问题就严重了

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收到

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我们会给你一份他的资料让你先钻研一下

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不需要这样了

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我就跟着直觉走就行了

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他说了他想要Gina

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我们应该让他得到他想要的

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Steven Steven Steven啊

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你介意我坐下来吗

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坐吧

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哦 天哪

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听着 我不是一个警察

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而且事实上我不怎么喜欢警察

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说真的 我觉得犯罪还有点小酷呢

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- 好吧  - 好的 你领会到我的意思了

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我们还期盼着这可能行得通吗

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我是啊 给她一个机会试试

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我感觉我们两个真的是相通的

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我都想豁免你了

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不 你不能那样做

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Gina你给我出来

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不行

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这人想要

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和一个真人交流 而不是一个警察

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这就是他为什么想要我的原因

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事实上 我想让你来审问

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是因为我们曾经在一所高中上学

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- 啥  - Steven Henderson

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我们一起上过好多课

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Steven Henderson 我们还有一次在公交车上亲热来着

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你竟然都不记得我了吗

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呃

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Eleanor

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Jake

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Charles

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你刚刚说的是你自己的名字 伙计

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只剩这个了啊

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好吧 听着 我们把Abigail让给了你

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现在该是兑现

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你那部分交易的时候了

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我不敢相信我要说这个

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给我们看看Charles的精子

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是我的精子

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在冷柜里

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我马上就回来

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你确定你知道你在做什么吗

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Abigail是我们唯一的筹码

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别担心 我有一个计划的

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她一回来

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我就把那个杯子从她手里抢过来

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然后拼命地逃走

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你觉得这行得通吗

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我不仅仅是觉得

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我确认这可能行得通

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就在这儿了 又冷又可悲

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就像你一样

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我怎么知道这真的是Charles的

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我得靠近点看看瓶子上的标签

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如果我能看一眼

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冲啊 Boyle

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你们真的觉得我那么傻吗

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那不是真杯子 笨蛋们

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该死的 她说得没错 这是空的

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其实我还挺庆幸的

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我可不想看见那些东西

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你们两个惹错人了

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现在你们要付出代价了

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等等 Eleanor Eleanor

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有两个货真价实的瓶子

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一个在安全的地方

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这是另一个

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或者说

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这曾经是另一个

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不

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她撕票了

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Charles 你要干什么

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很抱歉 Jake

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但是我别无选择了

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我要去欺负一个老神父了

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这样我才能把我的精子拿回来

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他是个神父

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是啊 我查了一下

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他是一个神父

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一个90岁的神父

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别担心 我不会伤害他的

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我只会随意地打一个哈欠

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顺便露出我的枪和警徽

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听着Charles 你不能这样做 这是违法的

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我没别的选择了

439
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你也看到Eleanor对我

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成千上万个宝宝都做了什么

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我都听到他们尖叫了

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是你在叫吧

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我们是一体的

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你可能会进监狱的 好吗

445
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你说得对 你说得对

446
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我乱想什么呢

447
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谢谢你为我着想

448
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- 没什么  - 朋友

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不 你怎么

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Charles 你这是干什么

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别别别别别

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别扔钥匙 不

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噢 我早该想到这一手

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你一般都是拥抱 不会握手的

455
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这是我做过最痛苦的事了

456
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要知道我给我的三个祖父母拔过管儿呢

457
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怎么总是你管这些事儿啊

458
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等等 Charles 你敢上车试试

459
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他已经上车了

460
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你开车试试

461
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他开走了

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Charles

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我刚收到"星师星弟"项目发来的邮件

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被拒绝了

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我从来没有被拒绝过

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我也是

467
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噢 你说的是拒绝还是弹出

468
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我可是被拒绝过很多次

469
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我就不明白了

470
00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:36,730
我的申请写得那么好

471
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给你说 我也被弹射过

472
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堪萨斯州托皮卡市的激流勇进

473
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怎么会这样

474
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我只是忘了系安全带

475
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一定是Jeffords

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聊天愉快 Ames

477
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,440
你在推荐信里说我坏话了

478
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你怎么能这样呢

479
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- 你说什么  - 这是唯一的解释了

480
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你气我打伤你的脸

481
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还烫伤了你全身了

482
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成熟点好么

483
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你叫我成熟点

484
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,550
我可是有个人退休账户的人

485
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,660
我吃全麦吐司

486
00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:07,920
你才要成熟一点

487
00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:09,190
你知道吗

488
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:12,030
给你看看我发的推荐信

489
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,500
"Amy Santiago是我的片区

490
00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:18,270
乃至整个纽约警署最好的警探之一"

491
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,640
看 我还用了"乃至"

492
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:26,640
你质疑我公正的的想法真是太

493
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,150
完了 我要打喷嚏了

494
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,150
会很疼的

495
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,750
噢 天哪

496
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:36,720
嘿 Hitchcock 谢天谢地

497
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,390
把你自己铐在车上了

498
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,420
我也干过这事儿

499
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,160
什么 不是 是Charles干的

500
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,560
来 赶快把钥匙给我

501
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:45,160
这就对了

502
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:46,460
你怎么报答我

503
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,460
认真的吗 你说想要什么吧

504
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,560
给我一块钱买汽水

505
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,500
我的钱都湿了

506
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,170
好 我答应你

507
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,170
哈

508
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,970
汽水只要七毛五 傻瓜

509
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,470
待会儿见 傻瓜

510
00:15:58,210 --> 00:15:59,880
我根本不会给他那一块钱的

511
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,510
我知道看起来像是我搞砸了

512
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,580
但是你得再给我一次机会去搞定他

513
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:07,150
现在我知道我们美妙的过去了

514
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:08,650
我已经准备好说辞了

515
00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:10,120
你如果读了Diaz给你的文件

516
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:11,820
也许早就知道该说什么了

517
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,420
说得对 说得对 我的疏忽

518
00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:16,830
好了 你还有一次机会

519
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:19,130
我不会让你们失望的

520
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:23,930
Steven Steven Steven 我有一个问题要问

521
00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:25,670
当时篮球队里有谁看上我了

522
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,040
给我说名字

523
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,270
什么

524
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,940
我们没时间陪你玩儿 Steven

525
00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:31,110
到此为止了 我要把她拽出来

526
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,870
先别 让她继续

527
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,540
第二个问题

528
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:37,050
长曲棍球队里又有谁看上我了

529
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,510
他们里面哪个出落得最好

530
00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:46,420
前方1.2公里保持直行

531
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,320
就为了这个打断这首歌

532
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,660
你好

533
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,830
神父 我了解到

534
00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:56,330
你最近和Eleanor Horstweil

535
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:57,630
发生了一次

536
00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:59,470
机动车意外交通事故

537
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:03,510
哦 是的 她开上了人行道

538
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,670
把我的臀部撞骨折了

539
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:07,580
你当时是步行

540
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,980
坐在长椅上

541
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:12,080
也算步行吗

542
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,420
坐在长椅上

543
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,420
好吧 我不是来告诉你要

544
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:17,620
撤销对她的起诉

545
00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:22,760
但是我有一点困了

546
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:24,930
你说什么

547
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,800
我要打哈欠了

548
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,170
放倒你了

549
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,230
你好 我是Jake

550
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,640
这是我最好的朋友Charles

551
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:35,200
他想要个孩子 就当你明白了

552
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,500
来吧 走了

553
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:43,890
Charles我知道你很生气

554
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,090
但是你还是得和我说话

555
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,690
有意思的是 背部被电击

556
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,260
会伤了人的心

557
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:49,890
同时后背也疼得要死

558
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,390
对不起

559
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:52,930
我真的很想当一个父亲

560
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,000
但是你毁了这个机会

561
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,300
我临门一脚即将当爹时被你拦截了

562
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:57,630
我知道 但是我不能让你犯法

563
00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,070
我也不会让Eleanor把你变成坏人

564
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,640
我还有别的选择吗

565
00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:04,310
办法总会有的Charles

566
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,810
而且 不是只有DNA

567
00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:08,580
才能让人成为一个父亲

568
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:10,250
我知道这不是我的事儿

569
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,080
但是我的生父就像个噩梦

570
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,420
他从来不和我玩接球

571
00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:15,850
他从没有教过我骑车

572
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:17,820
我得从里学怎么刮胡子

573
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,660
有道理 这就像儿童版的

574
00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,790
而且 你真的想让事情这么发展吗

575
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,200
让Eleanor掌控你的生活

576
00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:24,830
毁了你的前途

577
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:25,960
那我该怎么办

578
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,660
说实话 我也不知道

579
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,770
但是我可以确定你会成为一个好父亲的

580
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,430
不管有没有你的

581
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:33,450
- Boyle精华  - 不 我是不会说出这个词的

582
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,070
但你肯定会当上父亲的

583
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:37,720
离Eleanor说的期限还有时间

584
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,480
我要开门了

585
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,080
想做什么就做吧

586
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,080
那看起来像是不好的兆头

587
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,950
嘿 Santiago

588
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:50,690
你知道为什么你没进星师星弟吗

589
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,890
也许是因为我的自荐信

590
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,620
用了现代板式

591
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:56,090
邮箱地址排版在家庭住址上面

592
00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:57,860
干嘛要冒这个风险呢

593
00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:00,030
不 是我把推荐信

594
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,660
送错了地方

595
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,770
我以为你是申请导师

596
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,430
而不是学员

597
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:06,970
你认为我想当星师 而不是星弟

598
00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:08,170
你疯了吗

599
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:09,610
可是你应该成为一个星师

600
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,170
不 我应该是星弟

601
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:13,080
我们别用简称了

602
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,210
一会儿就弄糊涂了

603
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:18,550
Amy 你已经可以辅导别人了

604
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,990
我打了个电话

605
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,050
你可以去当导师了

606
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,550
哦 天哪

607
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,420
警长 我对我质疑你公正的行为

608
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:26,660
表示抱歉

609
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:27,660
真是太感谢了

610
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:28,890
别过来 往后站一点

611
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,960
我还怕着你呢

612
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,700
好消息 我让Steven招了

613
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,330
Diaz 太棒了 你怎么做到的

614
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:38,070
你是不是最终还是让他看了市政法院的网站

615
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,840
还有那个不能点击的下拉菜单

616
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:42,270
不 我找到了我们的共同点

617
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,410
她都不知道我是谁

618
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,010
我们曾经非常要好

619
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,010
她叫我Gina不止一次了

620
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,680
那可是她自己的名字

621
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:50,880
不会吧这都可以

622
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,720
我们吐槽了Gina一个小时

623
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,480
然后他敞开心扉

624
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,950
给我说了他是为谁做事的

625
00:19:55,990 --> 00:20:00,290
我一辈子都没被这样侮辱过

626
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,560
我不会再为你们办案子了

627
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,160
我们也不会让你办的

628
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:08,660
你刚失去了你最好的警探

629
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,870
Charles 谢天谢地 发生什么了

630
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:16,210
- 我做到了  - 做到什么了

631
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,240
我在这儿担惊受怕

632
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,240
你刚刚急匆匆的走了

633
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,080
是啊 因为我被你鼓舞了

634
00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:22,580
我一路跑到Eleanor家斥责了她

635
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:23,750
你想干嘛 胖墩儿

636
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:26,280
我来告诉你留着我的精子吧

637
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,750
我不需要了

638
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,920
我恋爱了我还要做一个父亲

639
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:32,050
你无论如何都无法阻拦我

640
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:33,290
再也不见了

641
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,790
哦 对了

642
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:36,890
转告Hercules周日单车课程见

643
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:38,130
这回真再见了

644
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,430
- 你们感觉怎么样  - 很好

645
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:41,430
我们在来这儿的路上一直在找可能的捐赠者

646
00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:43,930
对对对 看看这个人

647
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:45,430
我喜欢他 他是耶鲁大学的

648
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,200
等等 这上面写的是"耶噜"大学

649
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,370
他出局了

650
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,910
真有意思 诶 奇怪

651
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,370
这个人看着像我爸爸

652
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,380
等等 就是我爸

653
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,710
你们可不许用他的精子

654
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:55,910
再说一遍不准用

655
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,290
我的儿子将会是你的弟弟啦