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兄弟 来接我和Amy的车2分钟内就到了

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你确定能在我坐游轮的时候帮我跟着点我的案子

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当然了 你要玩得开心哦

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嘿 但是别交新的好朋友

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哦 也许你就不该去

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开玩笑吗 我想去这个一周游轮行都想疯了

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就坐在那无所事事

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过着懒洋洋的惬意生活咯

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新鲜出炉的游轮活动项目哦

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谁准备好享受毫不停歇安排满满的欢乐时光了

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哦 我其实想的我们就 坐在水边

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吃着无限量的虾 看看身体能有什么变化

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想得不错

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只是不知道时间够不够

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这次航游提供77种活动

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我给我们俩报名参加了76个

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因为那个寡妇速配相亲好像蛮晦气的

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好吧 对这次游轮旅行有一点点

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不同看法哦

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这就叫惬意生活话题

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而且我觉得这事船到桥头自然直

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再见咯 同事们

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或者像在海上说话那样

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神烦警探 第三季 第十三集

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- 这太棒了  - 是呀

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海鸥 有了

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大海 有了

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一群穿超短裤的老年人

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都在这儿了

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我们绝对在游轮上了

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欢迎登船

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说"我爱旋转木马国际游轮有限责任公司"

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- 我爱旋转木马国际游轮有限公司  - 我可不想说

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好了

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远航派对在1小时后

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在那之前 我安排了咱们去全龄钢琴酒吧

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听现场音乐会

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好吧好吧 或者我们可以直接去房间

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我带了塑料布所以我们可以在床上吃虾了

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但是全龄钢琴酒吧有无限量供应的玛格丽特哟

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嗯

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也有加了土豆皮的饮料哦

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哦 那就去这个全龄钢琴酒吧吧 尊敬的女士

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嗯哼

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欢迎登船 女士们先生们

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特别是女士们

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我熟悉这个声音

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准备好 现在是淫荡小黄曲时间

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Doug Judy 庞蒂亚克大盗

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他就在这

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有关于暧昧的歌

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也有卿卿我我时听的歌

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还有给小孩子的歌

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这就是全龄钢琴音乐酒吧

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不敢相信他就在这 我追查了他好几年

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现在命运把他送到我脚边了

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他看见我肯定会很惊讶

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嗨 Peralta 你来啦

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怎么那么久才来 兄弟

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好吧 看来他掩饰得挺好

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内心肯定惊慌失措

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嗯哼

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99分局

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长官 Gina和我都很担心你

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你都在喝第二罐苏打水了

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我需要它安抚我的紧张情绪

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飓风Debbie就要来了

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我的妹妹Debbie 是个小题大做一惊一乍的女人

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Holt家一惊一乍的女人

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怎么 她是有一次笑得大声了吗

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她大声笑了太多次了

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长官 你定义一惊一乍的标准很低

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有一次我在邮件里用了感叹号

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Diana Ross 美国着名黑人女歌手

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我向你保证 在这件事上 我没有夸张

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Raymond

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来了

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你们自己判断吧

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你在这呢

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太好了 我的天啊

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我从火车站到这的路上

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我保证我绝对听到出租车司机

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在嘀嘀咕咕"你今晚会死"

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这难道不是你听到的最疯狂的事吗

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你能想象吗 Raymond

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我简直 不能

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死亡调查

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我一段时间没看见她了
死亡调查

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我一段时间没看见她了

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她一个人住

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已经89岁高龄

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好的 谢谢

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没有强行入室痕迹和明显创伤

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很大可能是自然死亡

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- 我们会四处看看  - 当然

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这个公寓真大

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这有多大 是不是有1800平方英尺

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裸露砖墙

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有极好的自然采光

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奇怪 我以为你会对煤气灶更感兴趣

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这还有煤气灶

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我一定要申请这套公寓

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你看 这刚刚空出来

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只有我们俩看见过

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这是你在纽约房产界

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千年难遇的机会啊

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一位女士刚刚在这死去

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别这么庸俗无礼

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我了个去 快看这个衣帽间

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我也要申请

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什么 你根本不需要衣帽间

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你大概只有 一件外套

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- 就让给我吧  - 不行

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我们同时看见的

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那就最强者赢

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游戏开始

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咳咳

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我是说 联系下一位死者亲属的游戏

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我就喜欢玩这种游戏

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Peralta 你在这艘船上可不是巧合

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你没参加任何比赛就得到免费游轮票

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你觉得这是怎么回事儿

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我不知道

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Speed 2 电影 故事背景设定在豪华邮轮上

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所以互联网认定游轮

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是我的爱好之一

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好电影 Sandy穿着纱裙

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太对了

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但是这个票是我给的

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我把你叫来是因为我有危险了

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切 危险

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不许"切"我的危险

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切

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有人要杀我 我需要保护

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所以我叫来了我最好的朋友

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我不是你最好的朋友

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我是你最大的敌人 你好好记住了

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就是这样的小打小闹

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让我们成为这么可爱的一对

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管你怎么说 Judy 你被捕了

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你不能逮捕我 兄弟 我们在公海上呢

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同样我想抽多少大麻就抽多少

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欢迎来到嗨爽之海哦

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不 这不可能是真的

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Amy 告诉我我现在就能逮捕他

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Judy是对的 我们无权逮捕他

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严格来说这艘船现在在乌兹别克斯坦管辖范围内

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哦噢 你的姑娘很了解乌兹别克斯坦哟

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但是船长能逮捕他

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他在这艘船上完全有这个权力

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太好了 船长都爱我的

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你就等着他或者她发现

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他们雇佣了一个罪犯吧

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嗯 差不多百分之四十的船员都是罪犯

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很难找到想在船上生活的正常人

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我自己就是逃税者

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我只需要在我们回到纽约前把他锁起来

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你就不能把他关在船上的监狱里吗

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那叫船上禁闭室

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他是我最棒的酒吧歌手

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而且我得让乘客分心

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就我们之间说说 我们快没田园沙拉酱了

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才第一天

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这些人简直就是动物

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听着 只要他在我船上

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Doug Judy就是自由的

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Jack Amy 欢迎到我的船舱

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也叫做 砰砰豪华舱

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哇

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这是皇室套房呀

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没想到我还能亲眼见到

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这是给旋转木马游轮年度艺人

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小小的特殊待遇

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那个人就是我哦 姑娘

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唱走调了

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欢迎你们在这放松

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为了感谢你们保护我 这是我能做的最起码的事了

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绝不可能 这个保护骗局本身就是骗局

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你真的以为就因为你之前

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成功骗过我无数次了 就又能骗我一次吗

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听着 我以前的老大想让我死

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所以我在这艘船上隐姓埋名

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但是我从一个内部朋友那得到消息

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他们已经找到我了 派了杀手

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要来结束我宝贵的生命

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所以我才会寄给你免费船票

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不 不 不可能 我不会信的

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你再也不能从我这逃走

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Amy和我在这次浪漫航行中的每一分每一秒

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都会盯紧你 可以吧

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对 我们会这样做

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耶

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我只能把这个活动计划丢一边了

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别别别 Amy 不要丢这个

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我们得在这个杀手找到我前找到他

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我想这个东西能带我们去船上每一个角落

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哦耶 这是角缝情况

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"每个角落和缝隙"

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完美 我们会把这个坏人找遍每个角缝

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99分局
完美 我们会把这个坏人找遍每个角缝

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99分局

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你妹妹怎么样了 长官
99分局

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你妹妹怎么样了 长官

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昨晚她告诉我很多

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关于她和她教练一场争吵的细节

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她说这个人偷了她的梳子

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现在她正在电话里对着老妈大吼大叫

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我们会把她支开的

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我对转移人注意力很在行

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我每天都和孩子们这样

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她对气球做的小动物感觉怎么样

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我确定她和它们有种复杂的关系

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- Ray  - 她来了

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不要气球做的小动物

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你绝对不信老妈是怎么想的

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她觉得我应该道歉

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就因为最后梳子是在我车上

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我很乐意再讨论几次你梳子的事

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但是我有些紧急的事情要处理

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看看你 大忙人

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我那个幽默的大哥哥去哪了

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幽默 我向来不幽默 把这话收回去

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我想她不是这个意思

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在还小的时候 我们会跑去地下室

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然后他会给我们盖堡垒

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我们一待就是一整天

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Ray会唱那些蠢蠢的自编歌曲

228
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美国着名作曲家

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呃Debbie 我带你在纽约转转吧

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建筑啊 地铁啊 银行啊

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烘干机啊 我有事要去跑跑腿

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好主意 Gina

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Debbie 抱歉我没机会

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在你来的时候多见见你

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没什么大不了的

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因为我要在这待六周

237
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我要全身心地融入你的生活

238
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我做完五个了

239
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我找到主题了 是船

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好我明白了

241
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她是聪明惹人爱 你是爆脾气惹人爱

242
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你们两个一起闪闪惹人爱

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这个杀手在哪 Judy

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我不知道他们派谁来了

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但他在船上

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快看这个旅客名单

247
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有个叫Henry Coles的人在圣胡安登船

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Henry街和Coles街

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那是你布鲁克林旧赃车行街角的两条街

250
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- 这是个化名  - 嗯哼

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我的侍者哥儿们看了Henry Coles的客舱

252
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他还没住进去

253
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他躲在这条船的某个地方

254
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时刻准备着出来杀我

255
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很有可能就躲在我衣橱里

256
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- 或者藏匿在救生艇里  - 或者躲在墙里

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或者龟缩在轮机室

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隐蔽在灌木丛中

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美国系列电影

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不 我们不是在玩

261
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我不会被你的诡计所迷惑

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Gotaro先生 你的咖啡 加奶 没放糖

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谢谢

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嗨 Gotaro先生 见到你很高兴

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我能和Rosa说句话吗

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是超级严肃的工作的事情

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我知道你要干什么

268
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你把他搞来是为了巴结他

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是 我已经做得

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很夸张了

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薄荷糖

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但是你犯了个天大的错误

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没人比Boyle还能跪舔巴结人

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当然 你早就知道这个了因为你是聪明人

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我刚对你使了这招

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好吧 小矮人

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- 上吧  - 好

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看起来你和我

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要来一场愉快的老派跪舔了

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别叫它跪舔好吗

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为什么不

282
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噢对对对对对

283
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是 嗯哼 对 明智 好

284
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你自带了沙狐球的杆子

285
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tang也有阴道的意思

286
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你应该高兴她有自己的球棍

287
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你可不想她用别的男人的"球棍"

288
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它们不可能叫球棍吧

289
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真的是这样

290
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biscuits有臀部的意思

291
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- 是的  - "球棍"和"饼干"

292
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无言以对

293
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我正式爱上了沙狐球

294
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让出条路 我要抽打我的"饼干"了

295
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呀

296
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Jake 你开心的时候

297
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真的是在强颜欢笑啊

298
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- 好吧  - 嘿小建议

299
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Amy很棒

300
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你想和她好下去

301
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就要接纳她的爱好

302
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现在你扯太远了 Judy

303
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我不需要罪犯死对头的感情建议

304
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,460
我只是想看到你们两个幸福

305
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,160
不 这只是你的另一条谎言

306
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就和那个杀手的谎言一样

307
00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:54,960
这条船上有一个职业杀手

308
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Henry Coles要来杀我

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不好意思

310
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- 什么  - 你刚叫我名字了

311
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我是Henry Coles

312
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你是Henry Coles

313
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我的医疗腕带上写着呢

314
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真有意思

315
00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:08,650
这是Henry Coles 让我瞧瞧这个

316
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,710
上面写着 "Doug Judy是骗子"

317
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,450
其实上面写的是 我有跌倒的风险

318
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好吧 你毁了我的梗 Henry

319
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我就知道

320
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,640
我就知道Henry Coles是个

321
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,160
有一型糖尿病和肺气肿的90岁老头

322
00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:24,590
很明显我不知道这么详细

323
00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:25,800
但是我早知道你在骗人

324
00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,030
Henry Coles不是我们要找的人

325
00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:28,100
我的错

326
00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:30,300
还是有人在这条船上想杀我

327
00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,300
你想逍遥法外

328
00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,700
我不会让这发生的

329
00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:34,470
接下来的旅途我们要住在你的客舱里

330
00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:35,770
Amy和我轮流值班

331
00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:37,410
确保时刻有人盯着你

332
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谢谢 这让我觉得超级安全

333
00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:43,160
如果你们想亲热

334
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,220
我有眼罩和隔音耳机

335
00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:48,350
我们不能把他锁在里面吗

336
00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:50,390
我们真的要牺牲接下来六晚的睡眠吗

337
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,820
我知道 很抱歉

338
00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:54,360
但他说如果我们想亲热他会戴眼罩

339
00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:58,060
好吧 我明白了 他是庞蒂亚克大盗

340
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,300
你先开始轮班

341
00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:01,760
谢谢你 你最好了

342
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,100
嘿 纽约警局 放了他

343
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,710
现在你相信我了吗

344
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:10,910
那个人要杀我

345
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,780
好吧 有人想让你死

346
00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,140
你赢了

347
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:19,820
亲亲 抱抱

348
00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,180
哦 我听起来还是像个天使

349
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:22,840
你确定

350
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,420
感谢上帝你当时在 Peralta

351
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,060
我知道你不会让最好的朋友死掉

352
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,300
我还是要拘捕你 如果你死了我就不能了

353
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,700
随便你怎么自欺欺人

354
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,680
慢慢来 让他好好说话可真难

355
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,080
别提了

356
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,080
每次我们俩闹情绪 他就会说"尊棒 冲明"

357
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,650
我们能集中精神吗

358
00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:40,250
我们还是不知道杀手长什么样子

359
00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,020
所以我们要把他"冲"出来

360
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,090
等一下

361
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,520
船上的厕所通到哪里

362
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,630
你不会想知道的

363
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,190
游泳池吗

364
00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:49,530
- 海里  - 更糟

365
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,730
我的虾就生活在海里

366
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,030
总之 杀手可能会在今天下午

367
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:53,770
我表演的时候动手

368
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,900
至少我可以做着自己所爱的去死

369
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,470
让大家在大海深处欲火中烧

370
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,110
真恶心

371
00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,510
好吧计划是这样

372
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,640
我们要把你一个人留在舞台晃荡上作为诱饵

373
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,180
该死 一个人晃荡当诱饵

374
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:06,010
如果我们和你一起在台上 可能会惊动他

375
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,450
我们会混在人群里

376
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,280
我们会在他碰到你之前抓到他

377
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,090
我信任你

378
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,360
但是如果你们要混在人群里

379
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,160
你们得融入

380
00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:22,660
Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

381
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:22,770
你们俩看起来不错
Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

382
00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:24,130
你们俩看起来不错

383
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,330
真的吗 我有点觉得我是

384
00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:27,630
美国乡村摇滚男明星

385
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:28,840
不是的 很好看

386
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:30,670
1980年播出犯罪题材电视剧

387
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,110
超级

388
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,710
哦 我应该留胡子吗

389
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,140
对 你应该留

390
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,180
我不行 我身体不允许

391
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,310
我不应该提议这个 我们进去吧

392
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:42,880
你找到我了

393
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,720
在黑暗中喝苏打水

394
00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:49,380
我还是没法相信Debbie要和我共度六周

395
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,260
当你的邻居把很没品的音乐放超大声的时候

396
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:54,860
你会让他们安静些吗

397
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,300
当然不啦

398
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:59,200
你要用你的垃圾淹死他们

399
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:02,700
你要以牙还牙啊

400
00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,940
Debbie 这太过分了

401
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,540
- 发生什么了  - 我说你听着

402
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:13,480
Kevin说 "嘿 我要去巴黎了"

403
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,560
然后我说

404
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,760
"那去好了 我不在乎"

405
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,680
但是我在乎

406
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,850
现在我就是 "Kevin在哪"

407
00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:23,960
我都不知道你们发生了这么多事

408
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:27,630
没人理解我

409
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,600
现在你在这儿 我爱你

410
00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:33,370
但是 我承受的太多了

411
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,300
我生活中每件事现在都一团糟

412
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,570
该死

413
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,840
警监 局长又打来了

414
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:42,210
他想知道犯罪率什么时候下降

415
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,980
你逗我吗 我该怎么和他说

416
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,580
我现在压力太大了

417
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,030
我就是不能

418
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,930
你身上的担子太重了

419
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,870
如果这让你压力更大的话

420
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,570
我也不想打扰你太长时间

421
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:58,670
确实会 特别是在水星

422
00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:59,940
逆行的时候

423
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,310
抱歉

424
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:06,180
我不知道 我来找你是因为

425
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,920
Gary离开了我

426
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,490
什么

427
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,250
他有了外遇

428
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,390
但是 不 不 不 不

429
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,430
我不会再拿这个增添你的烦恼

430
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:18,460
我会自己处理好的

431
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,000
越狱了

432
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,600
又是黑帮干的

433
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,100
嘿 聊什么呢

434
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:27,640
我都不知道我们还有这么多问题

435
00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:29,310
要 一起 问Gotaro先生

436
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:32,480
哦 没有 我一个人都问完了

437
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:35,310
等等 Gotaro

438
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,680
这是个安达卢西亚名字吧

439
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,880
- 是的  - 那真是巧了

440
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,320
让一下Diaz警探

441
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:45,790
昨晚我做了一大锅安达卢西亚小鳗鱼

442
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,360
别得寸进尺

443
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,360
我超爱鳗鱼

444
00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:50,660
在这边很难买到的

445
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,660
哦 如果你像我一样收入不菲

446
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,560
信用又好 那就不难了

447
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,470
你会喜欢的 我黄油(马屁)用(拍)得很到位

448
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,200
哇 太谢谢了

449
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,110
呃 走之前 我应该告诉你们

450
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,610
你们都是很棒的申请人

451
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,340
但我已经把房子租给别人了

452
00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:11,110
我对你的笑

453
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,820
都白笑了吗

454
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,320
女士们先生们

455
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,250
鳏夫和寡妇们

456
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:20,360
欢迎来到全龄钢琴酒吧成人秀

457
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,060
我是Horatio Velveteen

458
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:24,190
- 名字带感  - 嗯

459
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:25,660
这是我写的一首小曲

460
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,630
叫做"Rosa Rosa Rosa"

461
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,500
是这样唱的

462
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:34,470
Rosa Rosa Rosa

463
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,930
- Rosa  - 这里人太多了

464
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,610
而且灯光太迷离啥也看不清

465
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,410
- 过来  - 好吧

466
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:46,850
地板上站着的 就是你要找的人

467
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:52,240
他就在你面前 再往左一点

468
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,910
我的左边 我的左边 我的左边 我的左边

469
00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,580
就这儿 穿红色衣服的那个

470
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:05,370
不是那个亚洲老哥 我说的是亮红色

471
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,590
那就是你要找的男人 那就是你要找的男人

472
00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:12,880
- 我看见他了 跟我来  - 这仍然是一首爱的歌

473
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:13,920
诶我去

474
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:15,910
这仍然是一首爱的歌

475
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,350
跑哪去了

476
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,080
我的演出就此突然结束

477
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,260
你们真是一群可爱的观众

478
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:21,600
非常感谢

479
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:22,990
他要带我去你们亲热的地方

480
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:26,660
Jake 帮帮我 我还不想死

481
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,390
我"权力的游戏"才看到第二季

482
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,190
把刀放下好吗

483
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:32,430
全龄钢琴酒吧里不能有谋杀

484
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,760
去你妈 死猪

485
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,530
这句话太不老少咸宜了

486
00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:37,880
你真是完全没有进入这里的气氛

487
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,870
干得好 把那个绳子拿来

488
00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:44,170
把他绑起来 过来

489
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:46,440
你被我女朋友"棍打"啦

490
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,040
抱歉我知道听起来很恶心

491
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,350
但实际上是很赞的

492
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,540
你没事吧Judy

493
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,450
Judy

494
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,380
不 不不不不不

495
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,360
再见Peralta 谢谢你救了我的命

496
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:01,790
不Judy 不要这样

497
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,290
不 不要再耍我一次

498
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:06,160
Judy Judy

499
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,320
Judy在哪 这船上所有地方我都找了

500
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:11,000
他一定在这船上的某个地方

501
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,480
Peralta

502
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,000
不 他不在

503
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,600
抱歉我这样对你 伙计

504
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,220
我看见一个空档 不得不抓住了

505
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:20,510
我不能进监狱 我太酷

506
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,280
我永远也不会放过你的 Judy

507
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,720
我听不见你在说什么

508
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,020
你离我太远了

509
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:27,020
我就假装你终于承认了

510
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:28,290
我们是最好的朋友

511
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,760
不 我没有说那个

512
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:32,090
谢谢你 这对我来说真的很重要

513
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:34,090
享受你的航海之旅把

514
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:36,060
记住哦 你找到了一个好女人

515
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,060
不要强颜欢笑

516
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,630
看看你的口袋

517
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:43,440
砰砰豪华舱 亲爱的

518
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,870
太棒了

519
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,270
但我跟你还没完

520
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,570
我要追捕你到地球尽头

521
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:49,840
我也爱你

522
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,280
能说出来我真的很骄傲

523
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,980
还站在那里干什么

524
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,980
- 去干柴烈火吧 - Judy

525
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:58,220
不

526
00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:01,460
好吧 但我的火车还有45分钟就开了

527
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:02,450
没必要非得过来说再见吧

528
00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:03,720
我不想给他压力

529
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,020
不 他特意让我们叫你过来的

530
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:08,940
你好 Debbie

531
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,080
你搭了堡垒

532
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,070
我想我们可以在这儿聊聊

533
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,170
关于你和Gary的事儿

534
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:15,900
但

535
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:22,010
对不起 我想要把你赶走

536
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,900
我想让你知道我一直在你身边

537
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:28,780
我非常愿意参与你的人生

538
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,580
哦 你啊

539
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,320
- 快给我个拥抱  - 好

540
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:34,450
好了

541
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:36,700
Gotaro先生

542
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,890
你因涉嫌谋杀你的租户被逮捕了Shirley Crouch

543
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,660
你在说什么

544
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,560
是因为我没把房子租给你们吗

545
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,860
不是

546
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,170
但这却很可疑

547
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,960
为什么你不愿意租给信誉可靠的警察呢

548
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,770
信用好还能买到鳗鱼

549
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,040
因为你杀了她

550
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:53,940
毒理学分析这位女士被投了毒

551
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,070
她的公寓有租金管制 你不能抬高租金

552
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:57,410
除非她搬走

553
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,180
我还有最后一个问题

554
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,910
如果你进监狱了 这里谁负责

555
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:04,350
交给信托人

556
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:05,380
由银行负责

557
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,140
游戏继续

558
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,240
如果你还用问 那你已经落后了

559
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:11,060
我还得把他带回警局

560
00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,120
- 我们还是警察  - 没错

561
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,100
嘿 能问你个事儿吗

562
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:16,700
嗯

563
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,320
如果这个厕所是冲到大海里的

564
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,140
那是不是小鲨鱼就能游上来咬我屁股呢

565
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,070
不 完全不能

566
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,080
- 真无聊  - 这样吧

567
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,410
我知道因为庞蒂亚克大盗的事情你很沮丧

568
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,910
如果这算是安慰的话

569
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:30,610
我们可以剩下的时间

570
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,680
都躺在床上吃大虾

571
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,050
那简直是棒呆 但是不要

572
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,620
我们要参加的活动太多了

573
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:38,980
你一定猜不到三分钟之后是什么活动吧

574
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,050
- 莎莎舞  - 哦 所以你能猜到

575
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,930
谢谢你

576
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,360
我爱你

577
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,930
尊棒 冲明

578
00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:58,200
我也爱你

579
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,010
而且 我非常肯定

580
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,750
这是孤寡老人的舞蹈课

581
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:10,220
- 不 我觉得不是  - 不是吗

582
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:13,360
现在转向你的舞伴告诉对方你的伴侣是如何去世的

583
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,420
我觉得我们应该走了

584
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,600
- 你确定吗  - 确定

585
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:16,080
好吧