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各位 注意了

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和你们熟知且深爱的Jake Peralta告别吧

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因为今天起我就再也不是原来的我了

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喔 你终于要留胡子了吗

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不 你知道我留不起来

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还老戳我痛处 太残忍了

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这份信封里是我叔叔留给我的遗产

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他一年前过世 身前相当有钱

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他甚至有一个专门用来吃饭的房间

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就是餐厅呗

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- 没错 但是在曼哈顿  - 哇哦 牛

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但是 我不会因为有钱了

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就忘记我的根

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你们都能分一杯羹 尽情说吧

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Jake 我俩的友谊就是你给我的最好的礼物了

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友谊算屁 我要杜卡迪摩托车 怪兽821型号的

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没问题 给Rosa一辆摩托车

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酷 我想要辆跑车

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得了吧 说实话

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我想要古老昂贵的书籍 我给你列个清单

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这还差不多

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现在 来看看我身价多少

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我紧张得打不开了 警长 你来

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好

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是股票 一百万股

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天哪

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Blockbuster Video 英国DVD租赁公司 2013年破产

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- 哦  - 怎么了 这股不好吗

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我还有张大片租赁的卡

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大片租赁怎么了

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神烦警探 第三季 第十八集

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第99片区

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绘图绘图绘图绘图绘图绘图

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干嘛呢 老兄

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在激光手术失败眼球烧毁前

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把你的面庞

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深深印在我的脑海里

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别局限于眼球 最好全脸烧毁

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Charles 手术会成功的

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你的视力会受损几个小时而已

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那段时间我会一直陪着你的

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再说 医生还会给你配里

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狂拽炫酷的墨镜

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那是给盲人的墨镜

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警监 你在这儿干什么

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我以为你请假收拾行李 准备远行去了

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还是你终于明白

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打包只要一分钟就能搞定了

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要是你在乎自己的物品以及

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别人看你的眼光 一分钟绝对不够

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- 哼  - 我不去了

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Cheddar固定的狗保姆病了

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我家的暖气也没了

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我觉得现在不是去巴黎看Kevin的好时机

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你不能说取消就取消啊

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你俩已经好几个月没见了

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这么着吧

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我和Amy会在你走后帮你看家的

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- 没错吧 Ames  - 完全没问题

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我以为你俩要照看Ray Charles Boyle

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有理

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Charles可以跟我们一起照看Cheddar

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我听说盲人

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和狗之间都有特殊的联系

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我就知道 你真觉得我会瞎

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你的提议很好

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但我不想强人所难

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呸 强人所难 没有的事

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不 我在说Santiago

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我有预感事情她会全包

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为什么

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因为我们过去的记录和性格咯

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是是是 有理有据

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那么 Santiago 你真的没问题吗

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绝对没问题 简直是美差

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糟透了 我们都没准备好

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这是个一级职责

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我顶多是个二级人手 而你连级都没有

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我有级

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大概 五级的样子

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不 算

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我就知道你会紧张过度

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在Holt警监家待一个礼拜啊

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你不就想在他家度蜜月吗

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是没错 但是这简直压力山大啊

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你为什么要自告奋勇啊

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因为Holt已经好几个月没见着Kevin了

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我当时就想 如果是我俩

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我一定会很伤心

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喔 你好贴心哦

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而且 还有本又厚又重的活页夹

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里面全是指示和规则

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还有本活页夹

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你怎么不早说 笨蛋

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我还是让你俩单独呆着吧

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好哒

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Diaz

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Pimento

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- 好  - 你好

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- 给我的报告签个字  - 好

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我给你签

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什么鬼

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当心 墨水还没干

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也许这样干得快

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够了 他们不能再这样了

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- 放轻松 警长  - 夏日之恋 小亲亲

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现在是三月 闭嘴吧你们

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他们说得没错

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因为我彻底瞎了

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我的其他感官变敏锐了

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我摸到了一扇门

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我们到Holt警监家了

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刚才停车的时候GPS就说了

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我们进去以后

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就管好自己的手别乱摸了 好吗

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警监对自己的东西讲究得很

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Cheddar 松开 快松开

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- Amy  - 这可是件羊绒衫

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我特么又过敏了

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他跑进了Kevin的衣柜

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他本该待在楼下的

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活页夹里写得清清楚楚

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你为什么不能尊重一下活页夹

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糟了 他把所有的高领毛衣都咬成普通领子了

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- Charles 你得帮帮我们  - 来了

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和狗相处的关键就是明确谁才是头儿

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Cheddah 松口 请松口

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你想要什么我都给你

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Cheddar才是头儿 真没想到

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求你求你求你

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好样的 Boyle 有用了

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但是一团乱 Jake 家里一团糟啊

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别急 我们会收拾的

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一切尽在掌握

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- Charles的裤子着火了  - 什么

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Boyle 电暖气 快离开电暖气

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我不知道电暖气在哪儿

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我只能尽全力跑了

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- 别  - 疼

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Charles 待在原地别动

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我来搞定

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呼 好了

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没事了 一切都没事了

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火也灭了 桌子也

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卧槽

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不怎么结实 我本来要说不怎么结实

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真说中了

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你在打孔

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- 是的  - 纸太多了

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对我来说不算多

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喝杯咖啡都不让人消停

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我要去拿点纸来

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这样就能再做一次了

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好了 Diaz 你够了

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你俩怎么回事

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- 你也发现了  - 废话

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谁看不见

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有个变态罪犯问我你俩能不能消停一下

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我无话可说

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我俩之间 警长

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深不可测又岌岌可危

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好啦 好消息

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运动裤和腿毛烧焦的味道

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终于散了

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但愿在穿泳衣的季节前能长出来

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Raymond Holt来电 手机

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不不 别是Holt啊

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别担心 我来接

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您好 警监 今晚您想跟我一起睡觉吗（法语）

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不 我不想和你睡

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这句话是这个意思啊

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老天 我以前那个网球教练真恶心

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上飞机前我打个电话查看一下

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- 一切都好吗  - 好

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这么说吧 要是你家房子能说话 她会说

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"我从没这么高兴过 我爱死Jake了"

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有意思

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我倒是觉得房子会说"Jake大骗子 我失火了"

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你说啥

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保安公司打电话给我说了报警器响了的事

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好吧 其实房子没着火

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着火的是Charles的裤子

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然后被我们扑灭了

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我现在要回家了

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等下长官 别这样

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你得去见Kevin 什么事都没出

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不 我已经决定了 我要推迟航班了

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再见 Jacob

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不长官 啊

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他管我叫"Jacob"

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要出大事了

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伙计们

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Holt正在回家路上

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不 他不能回家

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我们没关大门 狗跑出去了

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什么 Cheddar丢了吗

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你们突然沉默了我很难解读

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- 你们怎么了  - 我们崩溃了 Charles

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下午好 感谢你们的加入

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我们现在面临的是犯人出逃的情况

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目标已经出逃30分钟了

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还有 我们的目标是一只狗

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我知道你们某些人会想

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"谁在乎 只是个宠物"

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没人这么想 你个禽兽

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不错 刚才是个测试

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柯基的平均移动速度是每小时十英里

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这意味着每耽搁一秒

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那个狡猾的畜生就跑的越远

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Holt警监还不知道Cheddar失踪了

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但是他会发现的

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天啊 我感觉魔鬼在我胸上跳舞

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没关系Amy 我们还有时间

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Gina在去机场接Holt警监的路上

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她说可以拖住警监至少两小时

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可以 但是我得毁了你的车

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或者你开慢点就行了

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哈哈 她要把你的车变成残骸

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现在我们这样

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Amy和我带着瞎子Charles

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在附近搜索

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Diaz Pimento

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把狗带回来

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活要见狗 死要见尸

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什么 我本来要说张贴寻狗启示

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Terry 还是和他们一起去吧 确保没有伤亡

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或者我可以加入精神面貌完全不同的另一组

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Jake 我和Hitchcock怎么办

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你们俩拿一些Chedder的零食

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放在外面的一个碗里

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你是说那些不够咸的小香肠吗

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又想了一下 或许你们还是坐在原地

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不要碰任何东西

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真好

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好了伙计们 是时候了

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为了Holt警监 Kevin 和美利坚

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上吧 九九片区

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这队伍长的没边了

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按照这个速率 我们54分钟以后才能到家

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而不是通常的46分钟

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如果我什么都不做的话 是的

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看我的

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不Gina 走错了

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不Gina 小心道钉

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偶哦

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根本不成问题

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我只用两个轮子就能带你回家

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现在后排轮胎也扎坏了

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我自己也能做

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是 我知道你可以

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但是你没有做 我做了

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我说 还有很多别的杆子呢

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整条街都是

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所以 Adrian

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我们什么时候停止胡闹做"正"事

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呃

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- 绝不  - 什么

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我刚想起来

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我有东西忘在家里了  我得

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真奇怪 你还好么

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是的

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我们刚接到线报

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有人说他们看见Cheddar出现在这个街区

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我往北 Jake你往西

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半小时后见

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不错 我应该往哪个方向

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怎么了 我可以听见你们嘴唇在动

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呃 你们在接吻么

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什么 没有

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Charles 别总是问这个

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抱歉 但是你必须待在车里

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这是个错误

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我的超级感官是一把利器

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你不能把它留在工具箱里

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把我从箱子里拿出来 别在你的腰上

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抱歉 但是你只会拖累我们

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这么一来Cheddar就称心如意了

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没错

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我盯上你了 你这个狡猾的畜生

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Gina 快点

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你可以在车上玩你的网络社交

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好 我先系一下鞋带

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正在系

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打给Jake  Peralta

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Gine 嘿 拖延战术怎么样了

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还不错 拖车刚刚来了

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这能给我们争取至少一个小时

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拖车 你把我的车怎么样了

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贱人 我告诉你了我要毁了你的车

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你说了 你说了

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好吧 我们正要去跟进一条线索

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很好 我要从你的仪表板里扯一堆线出来

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什么 不 Gina

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我什么也没找到 你找到Cheddar了吗

295
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差不多 我找到了Shredder

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Shredder 不 Shredder

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你不是Cheddar

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我知道情况看起来很差 但我们要找到他

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在我们找到Charles之后

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Charles没了 我们弄丢了Charles

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- 什么  - Charles Charles

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这儿 宝贝

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到这儿来 宝贝

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我应该意识到我会弄丢Charles

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他太小了简直可以藏在任何地方

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Jake 我们得把重心放在Cheddar身上

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Charles是个成人了 他能自己照顾自己

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不他不是 他只是一只Charles好么

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他还瞎了

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天啊  他可能已经死了

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是吗 那我们别浪费资源找他了

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等一下 是Charles

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- Charles  - Jake 是你吗

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我看不见我的电话

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我已经播了超过40个错误号码了

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- 是我  - 我找到Cheddar了

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他找到Cheddar了

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这就是为什么我说 "我们得去找他"

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Charles 你在哪

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我把他堵在一堆灌木丛里

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但是我不知道我在哪

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等下 别说话

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我听见了什么背景里的声音

324
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那是什么 一辆火车和一个呜咽的女孩

325
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是我 我太害怕你找不到我了

326
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Charles别动 我知道你的确切位置了

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他在第七街入口处

328
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我曾经老去那玩

329
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玩什么

330
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嗷 我玩脱了

331
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没什么 很酷的 做爱做的事

332
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总之不重要 我们快走

333
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:05,940
- 啊  - 嘿警长

334
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- 我一直在等你  - 在这

335
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嗯我想单独和你谈谈

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你认为Diaz有没有注意

337
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当她约我出去的时候我吓了一跳

338
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你是说你的眼球从眼眶里冒出来

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然后你转身就跑吗

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- 是 我觉得她注意到了  - 该死

341
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我现在很混乱

342
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,790
有很多情感上的事要处理

343
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调情是一回事 但是谈恋爱完全是另一码事

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好吧

345
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我上一次爱上的人是Katya

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她是垃圾箱俱乐部的侍应

347
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:34,440
那是一个二流的脱衣舞夜店 我和我从前的那帮"兄弟"经常去

348
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她是个可爱的女孩 但我没能救她离开钢管

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- 噢她开始跳脱衣舞了吗  - 没

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老板发现她谎报小费之后 把她钉在了钢管上了

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天啊

352
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卧底12年之后再回来对谁都不是件容易的事

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我确定Diaz会理解的

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她太注重情感了

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而且我 哼

356
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:57,380
在经历过做过这么多事后

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我不知道我还配不配开心起来

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你当然可以

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哈

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00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,160
我从没有这么想过

361
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:09,610
哇 这简直改变了一切

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00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,080
哈

363
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,040
我根本没说完我的想法

364
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,010
不 警长 你已经说了一切

365
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:19,020
你改变了我的人生

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00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,580
他一定在这附近

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00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,090
嘿 Peralta

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00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:25,520
要过来和我们一起玩吗

369
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,520
额 你认错人了 我从来没见过你们

370
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,860
一群傻货

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00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:31,260
- 他叫了你的名字啊  - 嘿 Charles在这儿呢

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00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:33,630
- Jake Jake  - Charles 我们在你身后

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看 我找到Cheddar啦

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00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,730
- 我找着他了  - 天呐

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00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:40,170
我知道 超厉害 有没有

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00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,070
今天 是所有盲人都值得骄傲的日子

377
00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:45,410
- Charles  - 这可不轻松啊

378
00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:47,540
这家伙还奋力抗争来着

379
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:49,880
但我们现在是好朋友了 对吗

380
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,910
是谁一直在亲我啊

381
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,980
是你一直在亲我啊

382
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,690
该死的 Charles 你手上是只负鼠

383
00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:02,220
哦不要啊

384
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,230
幸运的是所有轮胎都换成新的了

385
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,660
所以可以把钥匙给我了吗

386
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,600
好 但是在我们出发之前

387
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:12,070
可以让我在礼品店里选一款不错的空气清新剂吗

388
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,400
你永远不会知道什么时候你会找到你的专属香气

389
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,140
我不是傻子 Gina 我知道

390
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:18,270
你已经找到了你的专属香气了

391
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:21,100
啊 我真的得开始活的低调一点

392
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,260
今天真是糟糕透顶

393
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,760
我的生活中有好多乱子

394
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,680
比Peralta毁了我家还要糟糕

395
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,920
所以拜托你不要再演了

396
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,240
让我快点回家

397
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,700
没问题 先生

398
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,030
等等 也许我应该告诉你

399
00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:42,230
以防你对我动真格

400
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:45,500
其实我把这些电线都拔出来了

401
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:49,410
所有人 认真听我说

402
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,470
现在的情况是这样的

403
00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:53,440
有个坏消息 Cheddar依然在逃

404
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,480
那个狡猾的畜生

405
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,380
正在嘲笑我们呢

406
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,000
我们需要一个新的计划 现在就要

407
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,620
因为局势越来越紧迫 我无法呼吸了

408
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,960
开始吧 大家想到什么就说什么

409
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,220
没有什么对或错

410
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:10,290
我们可以穿着Holt警监的衣服在这附近转转

411
00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:11,930
等着Cheddar闻着气味而来

412
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,330
不行 这简直是傻了 我们不会这样做的

413
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:15,160
- 还有谁有想法  - 你们可以销声匿迹

414
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,570
我在听 继续说

415
00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:18,270
我可以帮你们搞到墨西哥护照

416
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,670
完全无法追踪的那种

417
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:21,440
我们会在公寓纵火制造你们的假死

418
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,510
我需要你们每个人给我三颗牙齿

419
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:26,610
然后你们就消失了

420
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,340
很简单 我以前试过

421
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:29,140
哦 真的吗

422
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,080
你真的"没有"提到这件事整整500次

423
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,980
- 说点新鲜的  - 好吧

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00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,690
简直不敢相信 穿着Holt的衣服就是我们最好的选择了

425
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:39,920
大家 准备好进入上流社会

426
00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:52,470
大家感觉怎么样

427
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,200
有人像我一样非常想对自己说教吗

428
00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:58,240
"Peralta 你在做什么"

429
00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,440
Peralta 你在做什么

430
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,580
我召唤出了Holt

431
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,980
Holt警监 真是一个美好的惊喜啊

432
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,680
Gina告诉我发生了一些电路故障 你会迟一点来

433
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,250
情况是这样的 就算你把所有电线都拔出来

434
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,320
车子还是能开

435
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,720
抱歉啊 兄弟

436
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,830
等等 为什么整个小队都在这里

437
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:18,900
而且每个人都穿着我的衣服

438
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,540
天呐

439
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:22,860
你弄丢了Cheddar

440
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,700
你究竟是怎么猜到的

441
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,980
长官 我知道你很生气

442
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,440
但是我保证我们会找到Cheddar的

443
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,660
你还是可以去巴黎

444
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:33,960
我不去巴黎了

445
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,660
现在把我的衣服脱下来

446
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,030
穿上你们自己的衣服

447
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,370
离开我的房子

448
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:39,570
坐进你们自己的车

449
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,300
好的 我们懂你的意思

450
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,240
非常清楚 再说一次我们真的很抱歉

451
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:49,410
他对我们好失望

452
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,350
我很抱歉把你们牵扯进来

453
00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:52,750
我不应该自告奋勇的

454
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,950
不 Jake 这不是你的错

455
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,650
- 都怪Amy  - 什么

456
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:58,220
这又不是我的错

457
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,950
- 我瞎了  - 额

458
00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:01,320
又不是Jake让Cheddar

459
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,790
在Kevin的毛衣上尽情撒欢的

460
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,990
拜托 又不是我要喂它Kevin的毛衣

461
00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:07,630
等一下 大伙 我觉得这是Kevin的错

462
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,130
不 Jake 这是Amy的错

463
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,900
我知道你想做一个好的男友

464
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,030
这也是另一个原因为什么这事不怪你

465
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,640
但是Kevin在巴黎

466
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,100
正是这样我才说这是Kevin的错

467
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,610
我有一个主意可以找到Cheddar

468
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:21,440
Amy 我这么说你一定要矜持住

469
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,910
我们需要用到那个活页夹

470
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,980
噢妈呀

471
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,750
Diaz

472
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:32,220
- 我们能谈一谈吗  - 你想干什么Pimento

473
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:35,060
听着 警长给了我一些非常好的建议

474
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,080
所以 Rosa Diaz

475
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:39,730
你愿意嫁给我吗

476
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,760
什么

477
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,000
是你叫我这么做的

478
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,330
我都没说上话

479
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,800
你太早打断我了

480
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,470
警长 别插手

481
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,100
非常乐意

482
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,340
不 我不会嫁给你

483
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,810
不如我们先去喝一杯怎么样

484
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:55,480
好 好 听起来不错

485
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,550
噢 倒还真不错

486
00:18:58,550 --> 00:18:59,650
哦不

487
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,250
他在这儿呢

488
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,390
Holt警监 他听不见我

489
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,360
额

490
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,330
好了 我大概猜到那些电线是做什么用的了

491
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,220
我没心情听你扯蛋 Peralta.

492
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:15,900
长官

493
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,600
我觉得我知道Cheddar在哪里

494
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:19,670
拜托你上车

495
00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,870
哦 我来帮你

496
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,440
现在试试

497
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,040
我控制不了这个车锁

498
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,510
等等 现在试试 一二三

499
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:33,580
现在试试 现在试试 我们来救你啦Cheddar

500
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,280
现在试试 我们来救你啦Cheddar

501
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,650
现在 就现在

502
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,150
再试试 我们来救你啦Cheddar

503
00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:38,840
现在呢

504
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,540
Cheddar

505
00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:42,360
过来吧 宝贝

506
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,230
乖 乖

507
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:47,660
见到你真高兴

508
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:48,960
你怎么知道它在这

509
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,930
Cheddar只咬Kevin的东西

510
00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:53,430
我想它这样做

511
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,400
是因为他想Kevin了

512
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,840
但是真正的英雄是那个活页夹

513
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,570
在"Cheddar"分录的子分录"遛狗"下面

514
00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,310
的子分录"Kevin遛狗"中

515
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,140
我们找到了这个特殊的地方

516
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,880
所以你是想Kevin了是吗

517
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,050
你不是一个人

518
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,320
我取消旅程不是因为我担心

519
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,290
你会把我的房子给烧了

520
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:14,480
Kevin和我这段时间关系很僵

521
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,280
我们一聊天就吵起来

522
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,660
我只是很担心

523
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,940
担心我去了巴黎我们又会吵起来然后

524
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,780
长官 恕我直言 你这个想法很傻

525
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,300
你和Kevin是我认识的最棒的伴侣

526
00:20:31,010 --> 00:20:31,900
而且

527
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,510
我相信不论发生什么你们都会熬过去的

528
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:38,110
因为你是我认识的最坚强的人

529
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,510
哇这感觉真奇怪 我说了一大堆真心话

530
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:43,350
而且是连续不停的说

531
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:45,190
感觉很怪又很棒 你为我感到骄傲吗

532
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:46,250
- 你再说就毁了  - 好

533
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,560
我决定闭嘴了

534
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,490
看来我不能靠逃避解决任何问题

535
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,430
也许我应该去巴黎

536
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:55,360
你怎么看 Cheddar

537
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,890
哦 天啊 你真是一点都藏不住激动之情啊

538
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:01,370
很抱歉让你们看到这一幕

539
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:02,460
噢

540
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,600
你们知道吗

541
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,820
正是这样的时刻

542
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,040
让我特别感激你们

543
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,680
伙计们 简直是奇迹啊

544
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:13,080
我又可以看见了

545
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,400
- 现在不是时候 Charles  - 闭嘴

546
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,560
哦对 抱歉

547
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,590
抱歉