2 00:00:34,130 --> 00:00:35,590 神烦警探 第4季第6集 23 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:16,900 {\an8}二十分钟后 24 00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:13,310 {\an8}纽约新城市政机场 150米处 25 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:28,980 {\an8}二十三分钟后 26 00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:19,270 {\an8}片中男女主角还没见过面时就已经互相倾心 27 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:33,580 {\an8}次日夜 28 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:48,790 {\an8}美国导演 代表作《实习生》《天生一对》 29 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:09,260 {\an8}幸运兔脚是一种幸运符号 许多文化都认为兔脚是能带来好运的护身符 30 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,090 {\an8}讲述一名芭蕾舞女演员生活的电视剧 31 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,740 {\an8}奈特·沙马兰 著名电影导演 作品常为悬疑惊悚风格 代表作《第六感》 32 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:13,140 {\an8}《天兆》 奈特·沙马兰作品 片名与"预兆"是同一个词 33 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,670 {\an8}Jake和扮演者Andy Samberg都是犹太人 34 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,740 {\an8}片中男女主角还没见过面时就已经互相倾心 35 00:00:00,130 --> 00:00:02,230 爸爸 爸爸 快过来 Papa, Papa, come in here! 36 00:00:02,260 --> 00:00:04,230 嘿 爸爸来了 Hey, Papa's here. 37 00:00:04,230 --> 00:00:06,000 爸爸 我好害怕 Papa, I'm so scared. 38 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,570 衣柜里有个怪物 There's a monster in my closet. 39 00:00:07,570 --> 00:00:08,770 没事的 孩子 Oh, buddy. Shh. 40 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:10,330 没关系 我来了 It's okay, I'm here. 41 00:00:10,370 --> 00:00:12,340 怪物是不存在的 我的小乖乖 Monster's aren't real, my little pierogi. 42 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:14,470 但是我看见了 它很大个还毛茸茸的 But I saw it. It was big and hairy. 43 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:15,870 你只是做了个恶梦罢了 You just had a nightmare, buddy. 44 00:00:15,910 --> 00:00:17,180 不 是真的 No, it was real! 45 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:18,580 我知道你觉得是真的 I'm sure it felt that way. 46 00:00:18,580 --> 00:00:22,180 但我现在要打开这个衣柜 But I am gonna open this closet, 47 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:24,680 让你看看里面其实什么都没有 and I'm gonna show you that there's nothing in there. 48 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,180 别打开 爸爸 Don't do that, Papa! 49 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:29,690 看吧 什么都 See? Nothing... 50 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:33,120 嘿 小查 Ah, hey, Chuck. 51 00:00:33,130 --> 00:00:34,070 是我 皮门托 It's Pimento. 52 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:55,880 现在尼古拉耶说他害怕得 And now Nikolaj says he's too frightened 53 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,150 以后都不敢睡觉了 真是多谢你了 to ever sleep again, so that's just superduper. 54 00:00:58,150 --> 00:01:00,080 我真不知道他在害怕些什么 I don't understand what he's so scared about. 55 00:01:00,090 --> 00:01:02,390 我如果是去杀他的话 他根本不可能听见动静 If I was there to kill him, he never would've heard me. 56 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:04,190 这你都跟他说好几遍了 A thing you told him several times. 57 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:06,960 天呐 尼古拉耶的童年真丰富啊 God, Nikolaj is having such a rich childhood. 58 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:08,160 能倒回去点说不 Can we back up? 59 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,630 你一开始跑到伯耶尔家的衣柜里 What were you doing in Boyle's closet 60 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:11,300 - 是要干什么呢 - 我去年 - in the first place? - Well, I still had a key 61 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,230 在那住了一阵子之后还留着钥匙 from when I was crashing there last year, and I wanted 62 00:01:13,230 --> 00:01:15,430 所以当然是想在见罗莎之前 to shower and anoint my body with essential oils 63 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,040 洗个澡 抹点精油什么的 before I saw Rosa. Duh. 64 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,100 你回来她肯定欣喜若狂啊 Well, she's gonna be so psyched that you're back. 65 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,470 你这么长时间都去哪了 Where have you been all this time? 66 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:22,240 菲吉斯一个月前就被抓起来了 Figgis has been locked up for a month. 67 00:01:22,270 --> 00:01:24,280 我在乌兹别克斯坦蹲监狱 I was in prison in Uzbekistan. 68 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,840 其实没有听起来那么严重了 It's actually not as bad as it sounds. 69 00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:29,210 我活该 I deserve this! 70 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:30,450 你怎么进去的 Why were you in jail? 71 00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:32,450 我开着一架前苏联的螺旋桨飞机 Ah, I got shot down smuggling ammo to a rebel group, 72 00:01:32,450 --> 00:01:34,280 走私武器给叛乱团体的时候被击落了 flying an old Soviet prop plane. 73 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,350 他们对我们严刑拷打 They tortured us. 74 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:36,960 逼我吃副驾驶的舌头 Made me eat my co-pilot's tongue. 75 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,760 不过我现在爱上那滋味了 Oof, now I've got a taste for it. 76 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,160 重要的是你现在毫发无损 The important thing is you're safe and sound 77 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,160 回到了布鲁克林 and back in Brooklyn. 78 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,190 谢谢你 警监 Thank you, Captain. 79 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:48,000 你身上好香 Ooh, you smell good! Wowza. 80 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 - 放开我 - 好吧 - And end of hug. - Okay. 81 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,340 我会让他们尽快恢复 I'll see about getting you reinstated 82 00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:52,800 你在纽约警局的工作 to the NYPD immediately. 83 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:54,410 那必须再抱一下啊 I think this deserves another hug. 84 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:56,140 - 我也觉得 - 不 - Me too. - Nope. 85 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:57,540 - 一个就够了 - 好吧 - One was sufficient. - Cool. 86 00:01:57,540 --> 00:01:59,150 皮门托 你个混蛋 Pimento, you son of a bitch! 87 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:00,310 你才是混蛋 You're the son of a bitch! 88 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:01,550 好吧 那看看到底谁是混蛋 Oh, we'll see who's a son of a bitch. 89 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:03,880 嗯 等着瞧吧 Oh, yes, we will. 90 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,320 好甜蜜耶 It's so sweet. 91 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,820 还很暴力 And violent. 92 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:11,720 真是太尴尬了 Yeah, this is awkward. 93 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,890 他们肯定一会就分开了 I'm sure they'll stop soon. 94 00:02:13,890 --> 00:02:16,390 战况升级了 咱们走吧 And it's escalating. Let's go. 95 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,960 我把手机落在简报室了 I left my phone in the briefing room. 96 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,860 都二十分钟了 你觉得他们是不是还 It's been 20 minutes. You think they're still... 97 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:21,270 他们啥都没干 They're not doing anything. 98 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:22,700 亲完就开始聊天了 Kissing just turned into talk. 99 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,440 在这里上班到底有什么意思啊 It's like, why even work here? 100 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,540 都听着 我们想宣布一件事情 Listen up! We have an announcement to make. 101 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:28,170 我在乌兹别克斯坦的监狱里 When I was in that Uzbek prison, 102 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:29,510 因为脸被打爆 choking on my own blood 103 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:31,480 而快被满口鲜血呛死的时候 because my face was being beaten in, 104 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,580 我觉得 人生真是充满乐趣 I realized, life is funny! 105 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:34,880 你就想到了这些 That's what you realized? 106 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:35,950 - 嗯 - 而且人生苦短 - Mm-hmm. - And it's short. 107 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:37,080 我们要再续 We're picking up where we left off 108 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,320 艾德里安没离开时的前缘 when Adrian went into hiding. 109 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,290 我们明天就结婚 We're getting married tomorrow. 110 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,850 明天 那也太快了 Tomorrow. That's real quick. 111 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:43,220 谢谢你 警长 Thank you, Sarge. 112 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:44,790 我们希望婚礼能够美好 And we want it to be beautiful, 113 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,060 奢华 还要浪漫 and lush, and romantic, 114 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:48,790 就像在南希·迈耶斯的电影里一样 just like a Nancy Meyers movie. 115 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:50,130 她是我们最喜欢的导演 She's our favorite director. 116 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:51,330 我喜欢《电子情书》 I love "You've Got Mail." 117 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:53,330 - 那是诺拉·艾芙伦拍的 笨蛋 - 我知道 - That's Nora Ephron, you idiot. - I know. 118 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:54,930 等等 等等 Wait, hold up. 119 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:56,870 在十四小时之内策划一场那样的婚礼 Planning a wedding like that in 14 hours would be 120 00:02:56,870 --> 00:02:59,870 肯定是史上最强的组织能力挑战 the greatest organizational challenge in history. 121 00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:01,140 你们打算怎么做呢 How are you gonna do it? 122 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,570 其实我是希望你能做得到 I was kinda hoping you would. 123 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:03,880 我就想着该给你们的婚礼 I thought I was supposed to get you guys 124 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,610 准备一份厚礼的嘛 the wedding present! 125 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:07,210 - 这事包在我身上 - 好姐妹 - Of course I will! - That's my girl. 126 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:08,310 好了 All right. 127 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,650 听着各位 Listen up, people. 128 00:03:09,650 --> 00:03:11,350 接下来的十四个小时会如地狱一般 The next 14 hours are gonna be hell, 129 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:13,050 不过最终你们会欣慰地发现 but in the end you will have the satisfaction 130 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:15,090 自己的人生中总算做成了一件 of knowing that you've finally done something worthwhile 131 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:16,350 - 如此有意义的事情 - 我觉得 - with your lives. - I kinda think 132 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,720 - 咱们的警务工作其实... - 别说话 - the police work we do... - Eh-eh-eh! 133 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,690 我可没空打击你 警长 I don't have time to stroke your damn ego, Sergeant. 134 00:03:20,690 --> 00:03:22,280 开始准备婚礼吧 Let's make a wedding! 135 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,460 嘿 杰克 Hey, Jake. 136 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:26,760 你得帮我一个有关婚礼的忙 I need a wedding favor. 137 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:28,130 没问题 什么都行 Of course. Anything. 138 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:29,930 除了让我把人弄死 或者弄残 Except killing someone, or maiming someone, 139 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:31,640 或者违法乱纪 或者当众裸奔 or breaking the law in any way, or nudity. 140 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,340 而且我也不喜欢起太早 Also I don't like waking up super early in the morning... 141 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:34,540 你还是直说到底要什么吧 you know what, why don't you just tell me what you want? 142 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,510 好 我要去趟纽约的诺伊施塔特 Cool, I need to go to Neustadter, New York. 143 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:38,640 我要去赎回一副跑路之前 I gotta pick up a pair of ruby earrings I pawned 144 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,780 典当的红宝石耳坠 before I went into hiding. 145 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:41,350 开车去诺伊施塔特要六个小时 Neustadter's like six hours away. 146 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:43,080 我觉得咱们来回一趟可能来不及 I'm not so sure we can get there and back in time. 147 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,020 杰克 没有耳坠没法结婚 Jake, there's no wedding without the earrings. 148 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,780 我奶奶就是戴着它们结的婚 My grandmother wore them on her wedding day, 149 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:48,350 她说能保佑婚姻圆满 and said they blessed her union. 150 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:50,390 你希望我们的婚姻圆满吧 杰克 Do you want this union to be blessed, Jake? 151 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:52,720 还是说你希望我们的婚姻不圆满呢 Or do you want this union to be friggin' unblessed? 152 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:54,790 当然是圆满 妥妥滴圆满 交给我吧 Blessed, totally blessed. I'll do it, it's fine. 153 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:56,530 但我先提醒你 我的车相当垃圾 But I should warn you, my car is a piece of junk 154 00:03:56,530 --> 00:03:58,230 - 总是半路熄火 - 啊 不会的 - and it's always breaking down. - Ah, come on! 155 00:03:58,230 --> 00:04:01,790 老天爷不会让两个至交好友碰上任何麻烦的 The universe isn't gonna let anything bad happen to two best friends... 156 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:03,400 除非我们遇到惨烈车祸 unless we're in a fiery crash, 157 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,700 尸体被烧得亲妈都认不出来 and our bodies are burned beyond recognition. 158 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:07,840 唔 吉娜那儿有糖豆呢 Ooh, Gina's got jelly beans! 159 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,610 皮门托 不行 Pimento, no. 160 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:11,280 - 不乖 - 对不起 吉娜 - Bad. - Sorry, Gina. 161 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:13,380 真是太厉害了 That was amazing. 162 00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:14,950 他还真听你的话 He actually listens to you. 163 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,550 嘿 你得跟我们一起去 Hey, you should come with us on this trip. 164 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:17,620 以防他突然 You know, in case he starts acting... 165 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,350 - 发起疯来 - 对 - Bat crap loony tunes. - Yes. 166 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:20,850 你可以用自己的能力让他安分下来 You can use your powers to keep him in check. 167 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:22,350 - 是啊 人们都怕我 - 嗯 - Yeah, people fear me. - Mm. 168 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:24,520 我现在不是你上司的唯一理由 The only reason I'm not your boss right now 169 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,260 就是我不想让霍尔特也怕我 is 'cause I'd hate to do that to Holt. 170 00:04:26,260 --> 00:04:28,260 - 他自尊心很强的 - 而且你也不是警察 - He needs this. - And also you're not a cop. 171 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:30,560 而你也不像《嘻哈帝国》里的哪个角色 Well, you're not the basis of a character on "Empire," 172 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,960 杰克 但我可不会这么天天刺激你 Jake, but I don't throw that in your face every damn day. 173 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:34,630 - 那你到底跟不跟我们去 - 我跟你们去 - So you will come with us? - Yeah, I'll be there. 174 00:04:34,630 --> 00:04:35,930 - 你真爷们 - 再见 大妹子 - You da man! - Bye, girl! 175 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,770 我们车上见 姑娘 See ya in the car, girl. 176 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:39,940 好了 先说好消息 Okay. First, the good news. 177 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:42,310 我以三十秒为一个增量 I've generated a detailed timeline broken down 178 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,640 整理了一下时间线 以便规划筹备进度 into 30-second increments to keep us on track. 179 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,550 坏消息是 我们已经比计划 The bad news: we're already 16.5 increments 180 00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:49,210 - 落后十六个半增量了 - 天呐 - behind schedule. - Oh, man. 181 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:50,570 泰瑞感觉不堪重负了 Terry feels overwhelmed. 182 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:52,020 很好 利用它 Good! Use it! 183 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:53,950 尼尔·阿姆斯特朗登上月球时也不堪重负 Neil Armstrong was overwhelmed when he walked on the Moon, 184 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:55,020 但你猜怎么着 but you know what he did? 185 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,450 他还是在月球上漫步了 He walked on the Moon! 186 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:57,920 查尔斯 你负责准备食物 Charles, you're in charge of food. 187 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,460 从我遇到吉纳维芙的那天起 I've been planning a nuptial menu 188 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:01,030 我就开始准备婚宴菜单了 since the day I met Genevieve. 189 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:04,460 警告你们哦 菜肴会十分美味又让人欲火焚身 Warning, it will be delicious and highly erotic. 190 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:07,370 你的菜单里不会有动物生殖器吧 Your menu is not gonna involve animal genitalia, is it? 191 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:11,100 不 我要做的... 不是那个 No, I was gonna make... not that. 192 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,500 泰瑞 妆发就交给你了 Terry, you're on hair and makeup. 193 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,500 我见过你给女儿梳的辫子 I've seen your little girls' pigtails, 194 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:14,910 我知道你可以的 so I know you can do it. 195 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:17,280 要论梳辫子 我可比她们妈妈更受欢迎 They actually prefer my hair work to their mommy's. 196 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,910 我爱她们的小脑袋 I love their little heads. 197 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:22,810 泰瑞 怎么了 Terry, what's going on, man? 198 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:24,820 早晚有一天我也会在她们的婚礼上 It's just a matter of time before I'm doing their hair 199 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:26,180 给她们梳头发 at their weddings. 200 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:28,250 时间过得太快了 她们还只是孩子 It goes so fast. They're still babies! 201 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:29,650 控制一下情绪 杰佛德 Pull it together, Jeffords! 202 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:31,420 斯库利和希区柯克 你们安排座位 Scully and Hitchcock, you're in charge of seating. 203 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:33,060 明智之举 艾米 我被称为是 Smart move, Amy. I've been called 204 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:34,830 坐着不动界的达芬奇 the Leonardo da Vinci of sitting on my ass. 205 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:35,930 非常好 Great. 206 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,660 警监 你可以跟我一起布置现场 And, Captain, you can help me decorate. 207 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:39,460 任你差遣 告诉我要做什么就行 I'm at your disposal, just tell me what to do. 208 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:41,030 我就是来让你的梦想成真的 I'm here to implement your vision. 209 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:43,170 好吧 只要高雅一点就行 Well, we just wanna keep it classy. 210 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,470 明白了 气球拱门 Got it. Balloon arch. 211 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,270 - 什么 - 什么都别说了 交给我吧 - What? - Say no more, it's done. 212 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:48,610 我这就去最近的气球商店看看 I'm off to the nearest balloon store. 213 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:50,270 好吧 罗莎 Okay, Rosa. 214 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,240 你去办公室 喝点贝里尼 You go to the office, have a couple bellinis, 215 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,180 - 然后放松一下 - 贝里尼是什么 - and just relax. - What's a Bellini? 216 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:55,510 桃子汁加香槟 Peach juice and champagne. 217 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:57,210 桃子汁加香槟 你以为我多大 六岁吗 Peach juice and champagne? What am I, six? 218 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,080 别这样 尝试一下 Come on, just try it. 219 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,680 南希·迈耶斯也会喜欢的 It's what Nancy Meyers would drink. 220 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,390 好吧 为了南希 Fine. For Nancy. 221 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:05,460 真是个大喜的日子 你感觉如何 兄弟 So, big day. How you feeling, buddy? 222 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:07,330 挺好的 还有点晕 Good, giddy. 223 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,760 我以前从来没有这样的感觉 I've never felt giddy before. 224 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,130 我才发现原来和饿昏头的感觉这么像 Didn't realize how close it was to hungry. 225 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,530 其实有可能你就是饿了 You know, it's possible you're just hungry. 226 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:13,600 - 你最后一次吃东西是什么时候 - 呃 三天前 - When's the last time you ate? - Uh, three days ago? 227 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,400 - 哈 - 要结婚了兴奋吗 - Ah. - You excited for being married? 228 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,300 当然 我爱罗莎 Yeah! I love Rosa. 229 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,740 我已经等不及要把舌头伸进她的耳朵 I can't wait to just jam my tongue in her earholes, 230 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,040 再啃掉她的头发了 and eat the hair off her head. 231 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,110 - 幸福得要晕了 - 哇 真甜蜜 - Hoo! I'm giddy. - Aw, that's cute. 232 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:25,080 好了 我们要找史密斯大街381号 All right, we're looking for 381 Smith Street. 233 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,210 应该就在附近 It should be up here. 234 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:28,050 希望你的耳坠还在那里 Hopefully they still have your earrings. 235 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:30,280 你确定我们要找的是381号吗 You sure we're looking for 381? 236 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,820 因为381号看起来摇摇欲坠 'Cause 381's looking a little crispy. 237 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:35,650 不 店被烧毁了 Oh, no. It burned down. 238 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:36,950 怎么会这样 How did this happen? 239 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,060 没关系 不会有事的 Uh, it's okay. Everything's gonna be fine. 240 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,290 我们会想到办法的 好吗 We'll think of something, all right? 241 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:41,360 不 Nope! 242 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,860 这是上天的指示 This is a sign from the universe. 243 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:45,700 我不能娶罗莎 I can't marry Rosa. 244 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:48,090 朋友们 婚礼取消了 Guys, the wedding's off. 245 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:52,290 天哪 不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no! 246 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:53,830 就这样了 我们不能结婚了 That's it! We're not getting married. 247 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,130 - 全完蛋了 - 别这样 - This is a disaster. - Come on. 248 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:56,500 不就是一对耳坠吗 I mean, they're just earrings, right? 249 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,530 我们可以再找一副 或者做一对新的 We can get another pair, or we could make some new ones. 250 00:06:58,530 --> 00:06:59,930 我们只需要找一个铁匠 All we need is, like, a blacksmith. 251 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:02,200 或者一个熔炉 一个熔炼人 应该不是这么称呼的 Or a smelter... A smelt man. That can't be right. 252 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,400 重点是你还是可以结婚 The point is you can still married. 253 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:04,770 不 杰克 你不明白 No, Jake. You don't understand. 254 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:06,740 上天给了我一个提示 The universe is sending me a sign. 255 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,640 老天爷要说什么 我必须听 And when the universe talks, I listen! 256 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,110 好吧 我个人是不怎么相信预兆什么的 所以 Well, I personally don't even really believe in signs, so... 257 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,910 你说什么 那你可以去死了 What? Then you deserve to die. 258 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:14,010 - 哈 - 预兆是真的 - Ah... - The sign was real. 259 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:15,650 如果我忽略它 执意要娶罗莎 If I ignore it and marry Rosa anyway, 260 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:18,390 我还不如直接求老天爷让我断子绝孙好了 I'm basically asking the universe to stomp on my balls. 261 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:19,520 好吧 说得好 Okay, good point. 262 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,090 嘿 吉娜 我现在需要你的帮助 Hey, Gina, I could use your help here. 263 00:07:21,090 --> 00:07:22,420 你要发表一下你的看法吗 You wanna maybe weigh in on this one? 264 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:23,520 当然 Yeah, sure. 265 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,490 你说得对 这段婚姻是被诅咒的 You're right. The marriage is cursed. 266 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:26,730 你说什么 不 你站错队了 What? No! You weighed in wrong. 267 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,300 对不起 杰克 这是一种预兆 I'm sorry, Jake, it's an omen. 268 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,830 我不会站在你这边和上天作对的 And I'm not taking your side against the universe's. 269 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:32,830 - 老天爷已经好几百岁了 - 那如果 - It's hundred of years old. - What if there was something 270 00:07:32,830 --> 00:07:34,200 上天要表明你还是应该结婚呢 in the universe that could prove to you that you 271 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,740 那会是什么预兆呢 should still get married? What would that be? 272 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:37,370 找到他祖母的耳坠 Finding his grandma's earrings. 273 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:39,510 或者我们可以把罗莎的耳朵割掉 Or we could cut Rosa's ears off, and then it's like 274 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:40,910 那样就不需要耳坠了 the earrings don't even make sense. 275 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:42,710 太谢谢你了 至少还有人在帮忙 Thank you! Someone's trying to help. 276 00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:43,980 好吧 所以还是要找耳坠 Okay, so the earrings. 277 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:45,050 或许有人在当铺烧毁之前 Maybe somebody bought them 278 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:46,150 把它们买走了 对吗 before the place burned down, right? 279 00:07:46,150 --> 00:07:47,250 我们可以追查一下 We could track 'em down. 280 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,780 看这里 And lookee here. 281 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:52,120 我找到了当铺老板的名字 这是好消息 对吗 I just got the owner's name. That's good, right? 282 00:07:52,150 --> 00:07:54,120 好吧 可能还是有一点希望的 Okay, maybe there is a little bit of hope. 283 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,690 你说得太对了 You're damn right there is. 284 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:56,860 去他的老天爷 Suck it, universe! 285 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:58,830 - 你疯了吗 - 你为什么要说那种话 - Are you crazy? - Why would you even say that? 286 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:01,030 搞什么 哥们 Come on, man! 287 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:02,360 椅子准备得如何了 伙计们 How are the chairs coming, guys? 288 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,400 嘘 我们正在工作 Shh. We're working! 289 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,800 - 这张椅子不错 - 好的 - This one's good. - Okay. 290 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,980 所以我们就选那张椅子了吗 So we'll go with that one? 291 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:08,030 不 我只是说还不错 但我没说它合适 No, I said it was good. I didn't say it was right. 292 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,940 哇 你们真的很认真 Wow, you're taking this really seriously. 293 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:11,740 艾米 来尝尝这个面糊 Amy, will you taste this batter? 294 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,640 嗯 Mm-hmm. 295 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,710 嗯... 我觉得味道有点不对劲 Hmm... I think it's a little off. 296 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:17,380 你知道不对劲的是什么吗 是你的嘴 You know what's off? Your mouth! 297 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:19,980 杰克怎么会让你愚蠢的舌头接近他 Why Jake lets your stupid tongue anywhere near him, 298 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:21,480 我真是想不明白 I'll never know. 299 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,480 不对 我忘记放糖了 是我的错 Nope, I forgot the sugar. That's on me. 300 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:27,920 哇 你真的做了一个气球拱门 Whoa, you really made the balloon arch. 301 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,820 做 不 这是我的亲生骨肉 Made? No. I birthed her. 302 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:33,230 没有什么能比拱门更高雅 There's no form more graceful than the arch, 303 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:36,000 没有什么能比气球更奇幻 no object more whimsical than the balloon. 304 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 没错 我们都是这样认为的 但是 Yes, you and I think that, but... 305 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,140 罗莎会怎么想呢 what will Rosa think? 306 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:42,670 这是一个很好的问题 Good point. 307 00:08:42,670 --> 00:08:45,440 罗莎会想要一个更大的气球拱门 Rosa would want a much, much bigger balloon arch. 308 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,010 我再去一趟气球商店 Back to the balloon store. 309 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,210 呃 艾米 我们有麻烦了 Uh, Amy? We've got a problem. 310 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:50,710 - 怎么了 - 罗莎喝醉了 - What? - Rosa's drunk. 311 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,680 罗莎 不 怎么会 Rosa? No. How? 312 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,050 贝里尼万岁 Bellinis rule! 313 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:57,020 南希·迈耶斯 你再次征服了我 你这个小贱人 Nancy Meyers, you've done it again, you saucy bitch. 314 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:59,590 我最后说一次 你的耳坠不在我这里 For the last time, I don't have your earrings. 315 00:08:59,590 --> 00:09:01,050 它们没逃过那场大火 They didn't survive the fire. 316 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:03,190 哦 不 这真的太糟糕了 Aw, no, this is really bad. 317 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:05,490 话别说太早 我是说 也许上天 Well, not necessarily. I mean, maybe the universe 318 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:07,230 让其他的东西得以保全了呢 allowed something else to survive, you know? 319 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:09,260 - 比如幸运兔脚 - 我觉得你可能不明白 - Like a rabbit's foot. - I don't think you understand 320 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:11,270 - 典当行是做什么生意的 - 我觉得是你 - how pawn shops work. - I don't think you understand 321 00:09:11,270 --> 00:09:12,400 搞不清楚吧 你的店都被烧毁了 how they work. Yours burned down! 322 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,730 很遗憾你遭受了损失 I'm so sorry you lost everything. 323 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,370 我只是太激动了 不 请不要这样 I'm just really worked up. No, please don't! 324 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:18,310 好吧 所以 Okay, so... 325 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,810 我知道现在好像又失去希望了 I know that seemed like a little bit of a dead end. 326 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,610 耳坠就在她手上 She's got the earrings. 327 00:09:22,610 --> 00:09:24,110 - 是吗 - 她偷走了所有东西 - She does? - She stole all the merch, 328 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:25,910 然后烧毁了店铺 and then burned down the store. 329 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:27,850 她戴着一条我典当给他们的项链 She was wearing a necklace that I also pawned there. 330 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:30,520 天啊 一个接一个的预兆 Oh, snap! Signs on signs on signs! 331 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,790 你确定是同一条项链吗 Are you sure it's the same necklace? 332 00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:33,350 没错 杰克 我曾经把它 Uh, yeah, Jake. I once punched it 333 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,190 打穿过一个人的喉咙 所以我非常确定 through a guy's throat, so I'm pretty sure 334 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:36,690 - 我没记错 - 是我错了 - I remember it. - I stand corrected. 335 00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:38,060 好吧 我打给当地警方 All right, I'm gonna call the local police 336 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,630 - 要一张搜查令 - 哦 那太麻烦了 - and get a warrant. - Oh, don't bother. 337 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:41,300 我们只要踢开门 拿回属于我的东西就行了 Let's just kick down the door, and take back what's mine. 338 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,130 不 不 不 那不是个好主意 No! No, no, no. That's a bad idea. 339 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:44,870 他是对的 就用那个格子架吧 He's right. Just use the lattice. 340 00:09:44,870 --> 00:09:46,430 楼上的窗户开着呢 The upstairs window's open. 341 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:47,900 - 不行 - 好主意 - No! - Nice! 342 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,070 - 你干嘛呀 - 我在努力 - What are you doing? - I'm trying to make 343 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:50,340 让婚礼顺利举行 倒是你在干嘛 this wedding happen. What are you doing? 344 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,770 我在努力让我们不用坐牢 Trying to keep us out of prison. 345 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:53,470 算了 我自己跟他说吧... You know what, forget it. I'll just deal with him myself... 346 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,010 不好 他已经爬上屋顶了 nope, he's already on the roof. 347 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,110 好样的 哥们 棒棒哒 Aha! Yeah, dog! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 348 00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:59,310 - 罗莎 怎么回事 - 不好意思 - Rosa, what happened? - Sorry. 349 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:00,880 我不知道喝香槟也会醉 I didn't know you could drunk off champers. 350 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,750 - 明明一半都是气泡嘛 - 别担心 艾米 - I mean, it's half bubbles. - Don't worry, Amy. 351 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,090 我来处理 我是醒酒专家 I got this. I'm a master at sobering up. 352 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:06,590 - 你确定吗 - 我二十多岁的时候 - Are you sure? - Uh, you don't go 353 00:10:06,590 --> 00:10:08,560 每周末都去文艺复兴主题游乐园 to the Renaissance Faire every weekend in your 20s 354 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,220 不可能不会处理喝蜂蜜酒引起的酒醉 without learning how to handle your mead. 355 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,390 太好了 谢谢 查尔斯 Great. Thanks, Charles. 356 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:13,390 没事 Mm-hmm. 357 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,900 查尔斯 我今天要结婚了 Charles, I'm getting married today. 358 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,400 是啊是啊 Yes, you are. 359 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,410 而我要确保你在婚礼时保持清醒 And I'm gonna make sure you are sober when that happens. 360 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:22,000 现在我只需要一些辣椒 Now I just need cayenne pepper 361 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,440 - 和马奶 - 结婚太棒了 - and some horse milk. - Marriage is the best. 362 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,570 你跟吉纳维芙怎么还不结婚 Hey, how come you and Genevieve aren't married? 363 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,640 - 情况很复杂 - 才不 - You know, it's complicated. - No, it's not. 364 00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:32,580 很简单的 你把她带过来 It's easy. Bring her down here. 365 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:34,680 - 我们一起结婚吧 - 是啊 - We'll all get married! - Yeah, right. 366 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:37,520 - 她不想结婚 - 听起来真是... - She doesn't want that. - Whoa, that sounds... 367 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,490 不不不 不是 No, no, no, no, no, no. 368 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:42,020 不不 停 打住 No, no, no. Uh-uh, no, no. 369 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:43,360 我们一切都好 Everything's great with us. 370 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,190 如果我说了算的话 我们早就结婚了 I mean, if it was up to me, we'd get hitched, 371 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:46,830 可是她上一段婚姻结束得很糟糕 所以... but she had a really bad divorce, so... 372 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,960 抱歉 你难过吗 Oh, I'm sorry. Does that upset you? 373 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,100 不难过 我好得很 I'm good! Yeah, I'm good! 374 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:52,770 我好难过 I'm so sad. 375 00:10:52,770 --> 00:10:54,300 我很爱她 I love her so much. 376 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:56,100 我好想跟她的翘臀结婚 I wanna marry her butt so bad. 377 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:58,810 - 敬吉纳维芙的翘臀 - 敬吉纳维芙的翘臀 - To Genevieve's butt! - To Genevieve's butt! 378 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,710 你看这些鬼东西 看啊 我早就跟你们说 Look at all this crap. See, I told you. 379 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:04,650 他们把典当品都偷走 然后烧了自家的店 They took all their merchandise, and burned their store. 380 00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:06,880 这真是个馊主意 我们应该马上离开 This is a bad idea. We should leave now. 381 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,350 什么 不 我们要做的 What? No. All we're gonna do 382 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,580 应该是找到耳坠 is find the earrings, 383 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,790 然后让这地方葬身于复仇之火中 and then light this place on fire for revenge. 384 00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:13,750 快看 雨声器 Check it out! Rainstick. 385 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,190 - 我要拿走 - 不许拿 - Keeping it. - No, you're not. 386 00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:17,020 - 这是犯罪 - 不对 - That is a crime. - Untrue. 387 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:18,390 只要你偷了东西 Once you steal something, 388 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:19,660 你的东西就都不归你所有了 none of your stuff belongs to you. 389 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,100 - 我也听过这个说法 - 瞎说 - I've heard that too. - No, you haven't. 390 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,400 根本没有这说法 放下 No one has. Put that down. 391 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,730 好吧 Okay. 392 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:25,500 吉娜 做贼也安静点吧 Gina! Be a quieter robber! 393 00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:27,740 是你叫我放下的 But you told me to put it down. 394 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,200 你好 我们之前见过的 Hi, we met earlier. 395 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,770 你们闯进了我家 You're breaking into my house? 396 00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,940 没准是你闯进了我们的家 Or are you breaking into our house? 397 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:35,380 - 就是 - 蒂诺 有贼 蒂诺 - Yeah. - Dino! Robbers! Dino! 398 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:37,040 我找到耳坠了 Aha! I found the earrings! 399 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:38,280 蒂诺 快上来 Dino! Get up here! 400 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,110 好呀 蒂诺 快来呀 Yeah, Dino! Get in here! 401 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,620 好让你看着我烧了你家房子 So you can watch me light your house on fire! 402 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,650 行了 各位 都冷静 Whoa! Okay, everybody, just keep it cool. 403 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:47,020 大家都淡定沉着冷静 Everybody be chilly chill chill. 404 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:49,320 我要割掉你们的脸皮 I am gonna slice your face off! 405 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,930 这就不冷静咯 蒂诺 Not chill, Dino. 406 00:11:51,930 --> 00:11:53,560 让我进去 你们这群混账东西 Let me in there, you sons of bitches! 407 00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:56,700 等等 等一下 Wait, wait! 408 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,530 那个格子架撑不住我们三人的重量 The trellis won't hold all three of us at the same time. 409 00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:01,440 英明 Smart. 410 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:06,070 太过瘾了 我好喜欢当警察哦 That was awesome! I love being a police officer! 411 00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:07,910 这完全跟警察的工作背道而驰 That was the opposite of being a police officer. 412 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:10,510 - 我们刚刚是在抢劫 - 那人先抢的我们 - We just robbed somebody. - Who robbed us! 413 00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:12,480 宇宙又重回正轨了 宝贝 The universe is back on track, baby! 414 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,780 我们把祖母的耳坠拿回来了 We got grandma's earrings back! 415 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,320 还有雨声器 And the rainstick! 416 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,680 - 这个你要还回去的 - 当然当然 - Which you will be returning. - Uh, sure I will. 417 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:18,890 路况怎么样 How are we doing on traffic? 418 00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:21,090 - 一路畅通 - 那就好 - Green all the way. - All right, looks like 419 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:23,220 看来我们还真是能及时参加婚礼了 we're actually gonna make it in time for this wedding. 420 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,290 感恩 老天爷 Thank you, universe. 421 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:26,190 感恩你对这场婚姻的保佑 Thank you for blessing this marriage. 422 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,700 好了 我知道你们在想什么 Okay, I know what you're thinking, 423 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,200 但这不是征兆 but this is not a sign. 424 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,540 我只需踩两下油门 然后重新发动车子就行 I just have to pump the gas twice, and turn it back on. 425 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:36,170 这种情况很常见的 This happens all the time. 426 00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:38,270 糟了 Oh, boy. 427 00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:40,330 这种情况以前没见过 大家赶紧下车 This has never happened before. Everybody out! 428 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,440 这是我这辈子最背的一天 This is the worst day of my life. 429 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,310 上天就是不想让我娶罗莎 The universe doesn't want me to marry Rosa. 430 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:45,680 听着 会没事的 Look, it's gonna be fine. 431 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,580 我们会把车修好 及时赶回去的 We'll get the car fixed and make it back in time. 432 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:48,880 吉娜 拖车什么时候到 Gina, when's the tow truck getting here? 433 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:51,390 不清楚 我正在跟我的灵魂导师通话 No idea, I'm talking to my spiritual advisor. 434 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,060 他说我们遇到了发动机上的问题 He says we have an engine problem. 435 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,060 还用说吗 不然我叫拖车干嘛 Yeah, I know, that's why I said call a tow truck! 436 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:57,390 那你的意思是我的灵魂导师是正确的咯 So you meant my spiritual advisor is right? 437 00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:59,800 同志们 这都怪我 在典当行注定被烧毁时 Guys! This is my fault. I should've just given up 438 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,630 我就应该放弃了 好吧 when fate burned down the pawn shop, okay? 439 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,900 傻艾德里安 蠢艾德里安 Stupid Adrian. Stupid Adrian! 440 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,070 - 白痴 听从征兆呀 - 够了 - Idiot! Read the signs! - Enough! 441 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,170 我受够了这些封建迷信 好吗 I'm so sick of this garbage, all right? 442 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:09,470 你们俩都给我打住 The two of you need to stop 443 00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:12,010 不许再到处找征兆了... 老天 指示牌 looking for signs everywhere... oh, my God, a sign. 444 00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:14,310 他会开飞机 螺旋桨飞机 Whoo! He can fly! Prop planes! 445 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,540 你可以飞了 可以飞了 You can fly, you can fly! 446 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:17,450 我是上天旨意的传达者 I'm a vessel for the universe. 447 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,520 椅子相当好看 Wow. The chairs look amazing. 448 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,720 难以置信 我今天最头疼的竟然不是你们俩 I can't believe you two aren't my biggest problem today. 449 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,350 不是我们吗 那是谁 We're not? Who is? 450 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,120 我的气球拱门 美翻了吧 My arch. Isn't she beautiful? 451 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:31,560 竟然有人在我面前翻白眼却不是冲着我的 I got eye-rolled to, not about! 452 00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:33,560 当皮门托凝视着罗莎 While Pimento stares at Rosa, 453 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,030 我们大家都会凝视着... 这位美人 we'll all be staring at... her. 454 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,330 - 说得没错 - 她真是美到让人窒息 - Yes, we will. - She's truly breathtaking. 455 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,870 这句话有两层意思 There's a double meaning to that. 456 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:44,210 这些气球里装满了人吹的气 The breath that it takes to inflate all those balloons. 457 00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:47,840 当然我用的是手持打气筒 不过这个梗还是能用上的 Of course I used the hand pump, but the bon mot still works. 458 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,240 不 出什么事了 Oh, no! What's happening? 459 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,280 谁快告诉我出什么事了 Someone tell me what's happening. 460 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,080 我又有更糟的消息了 I got some more bad news. 461 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,480 这玩意儿还真大 Oh, wow. That thing's huge. 462 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,290 罗莎不是想要高雅一点吗 Didn't Rosa want things to be classy? 463 00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,790 她是要结婚 不是冲刺马拉松 I mean, she's getting married, not finishing a marathon. 464 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,220 一个梳头的有什么资格说 So says the hair guy. 465 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,490 别多管闲事 混球 对吧 桑提亚戈 Stay in your lane, bucko. Right, Santiago? 466 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:04,530 拱门难看死了 对不起 The arch sucks! I'm sorry. 467 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,630 我本来不想说的 因为您是我上司 I didn't want to say anything because you're my boss 468 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:09,570 而且您又那么兴奋 可事实上 and you were so excited, but the truth is every time 469 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:12,500 每次看到那道拱门我都想死 还想拉上你垫背 I look at it I wanna die and take you with me. 470 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,140 真希望你在我花了一整天功夫之前 Well, I wish you'd said something 471 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,870 就跟我说这番话 before I spent all day making it. 472 00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:18,170 当然了 你是不想... Of course, you didn't want to... 473 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:21,210 "打破我的美梦"[弄破我的气球] 又是句双关语哦 "Burst my bubble." Pun intended. 474 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:25,010 可是最终... 你还是打破了 And then... you did. 475 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,020 别管拱门了 查尔斯弄不醒罗莎 Forget the arch! Charles didn't sober up Rosa. 476 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,660 - 她倒把他灌醉了 - 不是吧 - She got him drunk! - Oh, no. 477 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:35,740 他醉到什么程度 How drunk is he? 478 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,090 还记得《芭蕾人生》被砍的那天晚上吗 Remember the night they cancelled "Bunheads"? 479 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,230 - 完蛋了 - 没事 - We're ruined. - It's fine. 480 00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:42,230 我会处理的 你已经够忙了 I'll handle it. You got your hands full. 481 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,830 是啊 Yeah. 482 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,770 这个是十八份意式特浓咖啡 This is just 18 shots of espresso. 483 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,170 我家双胞胎刚出生那三个月 我就是靠这个熬过来的 It got me through the first three months of having twins, 484 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:51,810 不过我估计也能让你们清醒起来的 but I imagine it'll sober you up too. 485 00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:54,240 他在照顾你哦 Aww, he's taking care of you. 486 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,440 真是个好父亲 Such a good father. 487 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,950 我想我父亲了 Ugh, I miss my father. 488 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:59,250 我也曾经是爸爸的小棉袄 可后来我们再也不联系了 I used to be daddy's little girl, but we never talk anymore. 489 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,850 - 不是吧 - 最后都是这样的 - You don't? - That's what happens. 490 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,990 人一长大 跟父亲的感情就变得... You grow up, your bond with your dad goes... 491 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,490 不 不全是这种情况 No, it doesn't always happen. 492 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,090 那些奉献了自己的父亲就不会遭遇这种事 All right, not to special daddies who put the time in. 493 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:10,460 他会给孩子们说故事 扎小马尾 You know, read them stories, do their little pigtails. 494 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:12,390 真的吗 警长 Really, Sarge? 495 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,330 你以为我小时候是谁帮我扎辫子的 Who do you think used to do my pigtails? 496 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:18,000 为什么她们一定要长大呢 Why can't they stay babies forever? 497 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,130 贝里尼解千愁 Berlini! 498 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:21,800 - 干杯 - 干杯 - Bellini! - Bellini! 499 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,140 真的很吓人 Okay, this is very scary, 500 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:24,970 不过没关系 你是个受过训练的驾驶员 but it's okay, because you're a trained pilot. 501 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,010 我才不是 我是自学的 No, I'm not. I'm self-taught. 502 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,080 - 啥 - 没错 - What? - Oh, yeah. 503 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,640 这年头什么都能在网上学 You can learn anything online. 504 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,040 你应该看看我的折纸 Ooh, you should see me do origami. 505 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,350 你会折青蛙吗 Oh, do you know how to do a frog? 506 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:32,380 不会 Oh, no! 507 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:33,620 - 天鹅呢 - 不会 - Can you do a swan? - No. 508 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,120 - 鹤呢 - 鹤是什么东西啊 - Can you do a crane? - What's a crane? 509 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,150 好吧 这家伙压根就不会开飞机 Okay, he does not know how to fly a plane. 510 00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:41,190 好了 餐点准备妥当 会场也已经布置完毕 All right, food is ready, decorations are set, 511 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,030 客人随时都有可能会到 guests should start arriving any moment, 512 00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:45,590 椅子还是那么完美 and the chairs are still perfection. 513 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:48,900 她说椅子很完美 我太为你感到骄傲了 兄弟 She said they're perfection. I'm so proud of you, buddy. 514 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,930 多亏了你 是你成就了这一切 It was you. You made this happen. 515 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:53,200 好了 我们让罗莎来看看吧 All right! Let's show Rosa what we got. 516 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,170 等等 罗莎在哪 Wait. Where is Rosa? 517 00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:59,880 条子来了 Narc. 518 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,680 我早就说你不该喝酒 And that's why you shouldn't drink. 519 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,510 喝得醉醺醺的最讨厌了 Being drunk sounds terrible. 520 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:04,980 哈喽 艾米 我才看到你来了 Hello, Amy, I didn't see you there. 521 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,330 - 婚礼怎么样了 - 泰瑞 - How did the wedding go? - Terry! 522 00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:07,880 搞什么 你不是说你要 What the hell, man? You said you were gonna 523 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,620 - 把他们弄清醒吗 - 都怪她 - sober them up. - It was her fault. 524 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,190 我绝不会让我的姑娘们长大后被臭男人玷污 My girls are never gonna grow up and lose their virginity. 525 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:14,020 我的处子之身献给了 I lost my V-card to the woman 526 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,430 帮我奶奶充氧气瓶的那个女人 that refilled Nana's oxygen tanks. 527 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,760 她的双手因为常常拧阀门而力量非凡 Her hands were so strong from turning the nozzles. 528 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,330 这简直是满屋子的噩梦 This is a room of nightmares. 529 00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,830 你才是噩梦 You're the nightmare. 530 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:25,670 你逼我杀害了我的气球宝宝 You made me kill my balloon baby. 531 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:26,870 看看我这样子 Look at me. 532 00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:29,870 醉到连个像样的头韵都做不出来 So drunk, I'm alliterating like a beatnik. 533 00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:33,940 行了 所有人都给我马上出去 Okay, everybody outside now! 534 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:35,840 先说清楚 这都是你们自找的 Just know that you brought this on yourselves. 535 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,950 等等等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 536 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:39,610 我们去睡一觉清醒一下行吗 Can't we just go to sleep for a winker? 537 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,380 现在讲条件已经晚了 We're way past winkers. 538 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,750 斯库利 希区柯克 开冻 Scully, Hitchcock, bring the frost. 539 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,360 不 No! 540 00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:54,100 你们俩做得不错 Nice job, you two. 541 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,660 我们今天太厉害了 We are nailing it today! 542 00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:57,030 嘿 我们回来了 Hey! We're back. 543 00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:58,900 皮门托拿到耳坠了 客人也陆续到场了 Pimento's got the earrings, guests are arriving... 544 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,140 - 你们在做什么 - 让这些小丑清醒清醒 - What the hell are you doing? - Sobering these clowns up. 545 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,840 好了 都回去换衣服 All right, everyone go get dressed. 546 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,110 你绝对想不到我今天 You would not believe 547 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,410 - 是怎么过的 - 彼此彼此 姐们 - the day I've had. - You and me both, sister. 548 00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:08,140 罗莎喝得烂醉 而且每次 Rosa got drunk, and then every time 549 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,950 我找人去劝她 她就把那个人也灌醉 I sent someone in to help her, she got them drunk too! 550 00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:12,350 感觉她好像想把这事搅黄一样 It's like she was trying to tank this thing. 551 00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:14,250 是啊 皮门托今天也三次想要取消婚礼 Yeah, well, Pimento called off the wedding three times 552 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,590 说是什么老天爷不允许 because of the universe. 553 00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:19,090 要不是我这么了解他们 我肯定还以为他们不想结婚呢 If I didn't know them any better, I'd think they don't even wanna get married. 554 00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:20,780 他们不想结婚 They don't wanna get married! 555 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,700 好吧 看样子他们都不想结婚 Okay, so it seems like they don't wanna get married. 556 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,330 可是我们有资格对此发表看法吗 But is it even our place to say something? 557 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:26,640 - 这不合适吧 - 对 - No, right? - Right! 558 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,370 这是他们自己的决定 不管是好是坏 It's their decision, even if it's a bad one. 559 00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:30,640 大不了以后再离 They could always get divorced. 560 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,540 大家都喜欢离婚 我父母也离婚了 People love getting divorced! My parents got divorced, 561 00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:35,010 也不过就是对我们的家庭造成难以愈合的伤害罢了 and all it did was scar our family for years and years. 562 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,910 - 我们必须说点什么 - 对 - We have to say something. - Yeah. 563 00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,480 我大概明白为什么说气球拱门 I suppose I can see how a balloon arch 564 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,080 - 有些夸张了 - 是啊 当然 - might've been a little too much. - Oh, yeah, for sure. 565 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,450 不 你应该说 No, you're supposed to say, 566 00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:46,190 "这场婚礼看起来烂透了" "This wedding looks like garbage." 567 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,560 这场婚礼看起来烂透了 This wedding looks like garbage. 568 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,990 不 不 只要新人满意就好 No, no. As long as the bride's happy. 569 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:53,790 大家好啊 婚礼目前一切顺利 Hey there, everyone. Great wedding so far, right? 570 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,430 接下来 我们要暂停一小会 Uh, next up, we're gonna take a quick break, 571 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:59,200 每场婚礼都会这样的 不过这段时间 which happens at every wedding, but in the meantime, 572 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,570 我们来点助兴节目怎么样 how about a little entertainment? 573 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,470 伯耶尔 你的魔棍带了吗 Boyle? You got your devil sticks? 574 00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,510 从未离身 Always. 575 00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:05,710 - 嘿 艾德里安 - 嗯 - Hey, Adrian. - Yeah. 576 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,340 - 我们得谈谈 - 是吗 现在吗 - We gotta talk. - Really? Right now? 577 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,140 我正在练习誓词 嘿 I'm working on my vows. Hey! 578 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,980 有什么词和"翘臀"押韵吗 What rhymes with juicy heinie? 579 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:12,410 没有 没有词能押这种韵 Nothing. Nothing rhymes with that. 580 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:14,350 - 我会删掉这句话的 - 可我没准备别的 - I would cut that line. - But that's all I have. 581 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:16,620 算了 我想说的是 Forget it. The thing I wanna say is, 582 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,620 或许今天并不是宇宙在向你警示什么 maybe the universe wasn't telling you stuff today. 583 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,960 或许是你的内心在警示你 Maybe you were telling yourself something. 584 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,060 - 警示我什么 - 是啊 警示他什么 - Telling myself what? - Yeah, tell himself what? 585 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,090 - 你在这里做什么 - 我也是这场旅途的参与者 - What are you doing here? - I'm a part of this journey. 586 00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:27,600 你怎么敢把我撇在一旁 Don't you dare try to cut me out. 587 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,800 哇 你真是太美了 Wow, you look beautiful. 588 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,730 谢了 艾米 Thanks, Amy. 589 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,700 我现在超级紧张 I'm super nervous. 590 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,970 - 真希望自己还没清醒过来 - 好吧 - Kinda wish I was still drunk. - Yeah. 591 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:38,740 说到这个 我们应该谈谈 About that... I think we should talk. 592 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:39,770 为什么 Why? 593 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,140 你带贝里尼来了吗 Are you packing a Bellini? 594 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,880 听着 我今天一整天都在否认 Look, I spent the whole day denying the fact 595 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,280 有预兆这种东西 但我错了 that there were signs, but I was wrong. 596 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,080 - 其实是有的 - 那当然了 - They were actually there. - So far, duh. 597 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,880 因为你老是想取消自己的婚礼... The fact that you kept cancelling your own wedding... 598 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,690 - 这就是真正的预兆 - 哇 - that was the real sign. - Whoa! 599 00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:52,890 你不光开了窍 而且还掌控了局面 You took the situation, and you flippity-flopped it. 600 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:55,020 我觉得你喝醉不是意外 I don't think it was an accident that you got drunk, 601 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,190 你把别人灌醉也不是 or that you got everyone else drunk. 602 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:59,060 什么 你觉得我在破坏我自己的婚礼吗 What? You think I'm trying to sabotage my own wedding? 603 00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:01,830 我不知道 是吗 I don't know. Were you? 604 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,130 也许是的 Maybe I was. 605 00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:05,870 我不知道 总觉得哪里有些不对劲 I don't know, something just doesn't feel right. 606 00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:07,340 天啊 我得跟艾德里安谈谈 Oh, man, I gotta talk to Adrian. 607 00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:09,200 我就是我自己的预兆 I was my own sign the whole time? 608 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,740 哇 这也太像奈特·沙马兰的风格 Wow, that's a real M. Night Shyamalan twist the... 609 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:13,140 噢 《天兆》 oh! "Signs"! 610 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:15,940 等等 你是不是觉得这都是他搞的鬼 Wait, do you think he's behind all of this? 611 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:16,980 并不是 I do not. 612 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,810 我应该跟罗莎谈谈 I should go talk to Rosa. 613 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,020 谢了 杰克 Thanks, Jake. 614 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,090 杰克 你做得很棒 Jake, you done good, kid. 615 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:26,420 还好我带你一起去了 Glad I took you along for the ride. 616 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:29,760 好了 掌声谢谢查尔斯 All right, give it up for Charles. 617 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:33,060 掌声应该献给我的魔棍 No, give it up for the devil sticks. 618 00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:34,900 - 他们才是真正的英雄 - 并不是 - They're the real heroes here. - No, they are not. 619 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:35,550 没人这么想 No one thinks that. 620 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,500 好了 我不知道还要等多久 不过有人想讲笑话吗 All right, I'm not sure how much time we have, but anybody know a joke? 621 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,100 我来 Oh, I do! 622 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,670 - 两个犹太人走进... - 打住 坐下 - Two Jews walk into a... - No! Sit down! 623 00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:43,810 不行 这个绝对不行 No, definitely not. Oh! 624 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,340 好了 我们要宣布一件事 All right, we have an announcement to make. 625 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,150 我们不结婚了 We're not getting married. 626 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,610 把你们的哀嚎都给我憋回去 You can shove those "Awws" Up your butts. 627 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,850 没错 不然我就亲自过去 Yeah, or I'll come out there, 628 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,120 帮你们闭上嘴 and I'll do it for ya! 629 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,380 多有趣的婚礼啊 What an interesting event. 630 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,120 我只是觉得我们有些操之过急了 I just feel like we were rushing things. 631 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,860 我们彼此相爱 We love each other, 632 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,760 但却没有多少时间与对方相处 but we haven't even really spent that much time together. 633 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,130 我们甚至都没有好好约会过 We've never even been on a real date, 634 00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:05,070 所以我们打算开始一步步来 so we're gonna start there. 635 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,860 安静 Shut up! 636 00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:10,470 谢谢你们的礼物 我们会留下的 Thank you for the presents. We're keeping them. 637 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,630 全都留下 - 没错 如果谁有意见 All of them. - Yeah, if you got a problem with it, 638 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,670 来停车场我们好好聊聊 come talk to us in the parking lot. 639 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,870 以及 谢谢艾米在十四小时内 Also, in just 14 hours Amy put together 640 00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:18,140 筹备了这场史上最棒的没结婚的婚礼 the most amazing non-wedding wedding in history. 641 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,740 至少比《西雅图夜未眠》好 Better than "Sleepless in Seattle." 642 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,710 不 那也是诺拉·艾芙伦的电影 Nope. That is also Nora Ephron. 643 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,650 - 去死吧 - 别放在心上 - Kill yourself. - Don't take it personally. 644 00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:25,180 不管怎样 既然准备好了就别浪费 Anyway, we can't let all this go to waste. 645 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,980 大家起来把椅子都扔出去 Everybody, clear these chairs out of here, and let's get 646 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,080 - 开始狂欢吧 - 不行 别碰椅子 - this party started. - No, not the chairs! 647 00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:31,260 不要动椅子 你们这些混蛋 Don't touch the chairs, you monsters! 648 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:36,690 - 什么事 - 我是想为你昨天来帮忙 - Yeah? - Oh, I just wanted to thank you 649 00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:39,030 - 表示一下感谢 - 我并没帮上什么忙 - for all your help yesterday. - I didn't do much. 650 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,380 没什么好谢的 It was nothing. 651 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,440 - 再见 - 怎么回事 - Good day. - What's going on? 652 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,810 我有很多事要忙 回去工作吧 I'm just very busy. Get back to work. 653 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:47,900 等等 你在里面藏了什么 Wait. What do you have in there? 654 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,380 气球拱门 A balloon arch. 655 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,130 我的天 警监 Oh, my God, Captain. 656 00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,950 这太壮观了 She is magnificent. 657 00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:58,760 老天有眼 Vindication!