2 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,700 {\an8}神烦警探 第4季第7集 23 00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:51,120 {\an8}Amy的公寓 24 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,470 {\an8}巴辛顿·派翠奇夫人 25 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,470 {\an8}刚毛猎狐梗 26 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:07,500 {\an8}纽约时报填字游戏编辑 S03E07曾提到艾米和杰克唯一一次"差点"吵架 原因就是杰克不知道威尔·肖兹是何方神圣 27 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,630 {\an8}埃莫森·莱恩 28 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,630 {\an8}凯恩梗 29 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:00,180 {\an8}德国著名手表品牌 30 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:33,540 {\an8}美剧《嗜血法医》男主角 喜欢杀人后分尸 剧情比较血腥 31 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,370 {\an8}《俄勒冈之旅》是70年代一款以美国西部作为故事背景的游戏 玩家需要扮演马车领队指挥移民进行探险 32 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,390 {\an8}辛辛那提橄榄球队 33 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,390 {\an8}匹兹堡橄榄球队 34 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,930 {\an8}"钢人"(steelers)和"小偷"(stealer)同音 35 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:32,690 {\an8}杰克·佩拉尔塔 36 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,850 {\an8}S04E02中曾提到过杰克与泰勒·斯威夫特的保镖打过交道 37 00:00:00,130 --> 00:00:02,560 女士们先生们 今天我们齐聚一堂 Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today 38 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,290 来解决一个历史未解之谜 to answer an age-old question. 39 00:00:04,290 --> 00:00:06,060 对 艾米怎么样 恢复单身了吗 Right, what's Amy's deal? She single? 40 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:07,790 不是 我们正谈恋爱呢 拜托 No, we're dating. Come on. 41 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:08,890 这个谜就是 The question is: 42 00:00:08,890 --> 00:00:10,160 在座的哪个人最会模仿 Who here does the best impression 43 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,530 雷蒙德·霍尔特警监 of Captain Raymond Holt? 44 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:12,760 评判的标准有声音 You'll be judged on voice, 45 00:00:12,770 --> 00:00:14,930 肢体语言 以及浑身上下死气沉沉的气质 body language, and overall lack of flair. 46 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:16,830 每个人都要表演同一个场景 Everyone will perform the same scenario: 47 00:00:16,870 --> 00:00:18,470 霍尔特警监与棉花糖的 Captain Holt eating a marshmallow 48 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,900 第一次亲密接触 for the very first time. 49 00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:22,010 霍尔特模仿大赛现在开始 Let the Holt-off begin! 50 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,910 这黏黏的鬼东西究竟是何妖怪 What is this glutinous monstrosity before me? 51 00:00:25,910 --> 00:00:27,750 这东西也太过甜腻了 The sugar in this is quite sweet. 52 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:32,750 你模仿的是霍尔特吗 That's your Holt impression? 53 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:33,820 我简直能听见他发出这种声音 I can hear him doing that. 54 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:36,390 看起来像个黏乎乎的枕头 Looks like a sticky pillow. 55 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,660 我不喜欢 还是来点古典乐吧 I don't care for it. Classical music. 56 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:41,430 这是怎么回事 你们在干什么 What's going on here? What are you doing? 57 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:44,200 警监 你好 我们没干什么 就是吃点棉花糖 Captain, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows. 58 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,200 来一个吗 Care for one? 59 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,960 软绵绵的糖 Marshed-mallow. 60 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,240 我就知道 I knew it! 61 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,830 刚才就是分配给大家的任务 That concludes our briefing. 62 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:17,490 下面说件私事 And now, on a personal note, 63 00:01:17,530 --> 00:01:19,160 我对碧昂斯的《柠檬汁》有些感悟 I have some thoughts about Beyoncé's "Lemonade" 64 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,870 - 想跟大家分享 - 天啊 长官 - I'd like to share. - Oh, my God, sir, 65 00:01:20,870 --> 00:01:22,430 尽管我们非常想听您的想法 as much as I want to hear those thoughts, 66 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:25,270 非常非常想 但是我觉得 and it is so, so much, I think we should 67 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:26,440 或许应该让艾米发言了 probably let Amy speak. 68 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,540 桑提亚戈 你来讲吧 Oh, Santiago, the floor is yours. 69 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:32,640 谢谢 好了 Thank you. Okay, here's everyone's 70 00:01:32,650 --> 00:01:35,110 这是各位来我家过感恩节的日程安排 itineraries for Thanksgiving at my place. 71 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:36,850 我知道你们的家人大多都出城度假了 I know a lot of your families are out of town, 72 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:39,020 你们也只想放松放松 但是 我认为 and you just want to relax, but I think we'll all enjoy 73 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:40,920 如果严格按照日程表走 大家都会过得更开心 ourselves more if we rigidly stick to the schedule. 74 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,020 你连我们各自上洗手间的时间都安排好了吗 Whoa, did you assign us individual bathroom break times? 75 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,360 警长 你要再多嘴 Keep asking questions about it, Sarge, 76 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,760 我就把你上厕所的时间安排在斯库利后面 and your slot is after Scully's. 77 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,030 好啦 桑提亚戈 吓死宝宝了 All right, Santiago, damn. 78 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:49,030 你家的厕所你说了算 It's your toilet. 79 00:01:49,030 --> 00:01:50,530 不好意思 Sorry, it's just that 80 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:53,970 只是我爸要来 他会有点神经质 my dad is coming into town, and he can be a little uptight. 81 00:01:53,970 --> 00:01:55,870 连桑提亚戈都说这人神经质 Uh-oh, Santiago's calling someone uptight. 82 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:57,200 那绝对很可怕 That can't be good. 83 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,500 没那么严重啦 他只是喜欢做一些 He's not crazy. He's just the kind of guy 84 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,100 诸如把钱包里的钞票 who arranges the money in his wallet 85 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:01,240 按序号排好之类的事 according to serial number. 86 00:02:01,270 --> 00:02:02,940 嗯 我一点都不惊讶 Yeah. That kind of guy. 87 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:04,180 伯耶尔 你开始准备火鸡了没 Boyle, are you set on the turkey? 88 00:02:04,180 --> 00:02:06,240 今年的火鸡将会极其鲜嫩... This year's bird will be as moist as... 89 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,310 - 不 - 多汁... - Nope. - As juicy as... 90 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:10,420 - 不 - 水灵灵... - Nope. - As wet as you can... 91 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:12,650 伯耶尔 只要说一定好吃就行了 哥们 Boyle, just say it'll be good, man. 92 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:14,390 一定好吃 哥们 It'll be good, man. 93 00:02:14,390 --> 00:02:16,720 我要开始着手做准备了 Well, I gotta go start getting ready. 94 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,060 不要迟到哦 否则我会割断你们的喉咙哦 Don't be late or I'll slit your throats. 95 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:21,130 不用假笑 我们知道你是说真的 You don't have to fake laugh. We know you mean it. 96 00:02:21,130 --> 00:02:22,670 那就好 Good. 97 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,430 要第一次见艾米的父亲了吧 So, meeting Amy's dad for the first time, huh? 98 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:29,270 - 你紧张吗 - 有点 - You nervous? - Yeah, a little. 99 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:32,300 - 我是在问杰克 - 不会 警长 不紧张 - I was talking to Jake. - No, Sarge, I am not nervous. 100 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,370 我相信自己能给维克多·桑提亚戈先生 I'm confident that I'll make a great first impression 101 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:37,440 留下完美的第一印象 on Mr. Victor Santiago. 102 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,740 为什么你要用英国口音说话 Why'd you do it with a British accent? 103 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:39,740 因为我觉得古巴口音 I felt like doing the Cuban accent 104 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:40,850 我有点拿不准 would be a little dicey for me. 105 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:41,980 - 好理由 - 嗯 - Very good call. - Yeah. 106 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:43,310 我的建议 不要过分自信 My advice: don't be overconfident. 107 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,620 我第一次见凯文的父母时 The first time I met Kevin's parents, 108 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,550 我把勃拉姆斯的"五歌" I called Brahms' "Funf Gesange" 109 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:51,790 说成了106号作品 但其实是104号作品 opus 106 when it is, obviously, opus 104. 110 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:53,020 打那以后 他们就再也不理我了 They haven't spoken to me since. 111 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:54,160 真的吗 就因为这个吗 Really? Just for that? 112 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,590 是的... 当然也是因为他们都超级恐同 Yes... also because they're huge homophobes 113 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,430 他们认为是我用我神奇的生殖器把凯文掰弯了 who think that I made Kevin gay with my magic genitalia. 114 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,200 太令人难过了 不过我很高兴能听到你说 That's super sad, but I do like hearing you say 115 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,300 "生殖器"这个词 the word "Genitalia." 116 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:05,000 不过我已经准备好了 Well, I am ready for this. 117 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,540 我仔细询问了艾米 把她爸研究得透透彻彻 I pulled a full Amy and researched the crap out of him. 118 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,810 做成了这本宝贵的档案 Made this sweet binder. 119 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:11,240 里面全都是维克多的信息 Just a couple of factoids about Victor: 120 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,340 他是个退休警察 今年六十五岁 He's an ex-cop, 65 years old, 121 00:03:13,350 --> 00:03:16,410 结婚三十五年 古巴裔 他最喜欢吃的是... married for 36 years, Cuban, his favorite food... 122 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:18,320 美味牌牛肉味狗粮 Flavor First beefy dog food. 123 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,580 等等 不好意思 Wait, no, sorry. 124 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:20,990 那是他的爱犬最喜欢吃的 That's his dog's favorite food. 125 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:23,320 他最喜欢吃的是... His favorite food is... 126 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,620 玉米 corn. 127 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:26,960 这才说得通 至少不能是狗粮 Makes more sense. Dog food's not in the name. 128 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:27,970 我对他了如指掌 I know everything about him, 129 00:03:27,970 --> 00:03:31,400 因此我很清楚要扮成什么样子 才能让他认为 therefore I know exactly the type of person I need to be in order for him to think 130 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,930 - 我配得上艾米 - 不 杰克 你很好啊 - I'm good enough for Amy. - No, Jake, you're fine. 131 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:35,330 就向他亮出你最可爱的一面 Just flash him your baby browns, 132 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:36,930 他会喜欢的 做自己就行了 he'll love it. Just be yourself. 133 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:38,470 做自己 查尔斯 我只有一天时间 Be myself? Charles, I have one day 134 00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:40,240 来赢取艾米父亲的青睐 想想你们自己 to win over Amy's dad. How long did it take 135 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,370 花了多久才喜欢上我的 before you guys started liking me? 136 00:03:41,370 --> 00:03:42,610 - 几个星期吧 - 半年 - Couple weeks. - Six months. 137 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,580 - 喜不喜欢还不一定呢 - 看见没 查尔斯 - Jury's still out. - See, Charles? 138 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:46,410 "做我自己" 什么烂建议 "Be myself," What kind of garbage advice is that? 139 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:47,810 希望你不会教尼古拉耶这种烂东西 I hope you're not telling Nikolaj that crap. 140 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:48,850 尼古拉耶 Nikolaj. 141 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:54,490 好了 没时间了 Okay, we're running out of time. 142 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:57,290 你们觉得哪个更好 经典主教帽子形 What do you guys like better: classic bishop hat fold 143 00:03:57,290 --> 00:03:59,890 还是皇冠形 皇冠形更显眼 or crown fold? Now, the crown is more showy, 144 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:02,260 可是主教帽子形有一种尊贵的感觉 but the bishop hat has a certain dignity. 145 00:04:02,290 --> 00:04:04,360 如果不用皇冠形我就自杀 I'll kill myself if it's not the crown fold. 146 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,130 好吧 谢啦 Oh, okay, thanks. 147 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:09,370 有时候你必须假装很在意餐巾 Sometimes you have to pretend to care about napkins 148 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,740 才能不用再听别人唠叨餐巾 to stop hearing about napkins. 149 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:14,240 抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late, guys. 150 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,670 我去磨斧子了 Had to get my ax sharpened. 151 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:17,910 为什么带斧子来 还有 斧子不错 Why do you have an ax? Also, nice ax. 152 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:19,140 谢谢 是为了火鸡准备的 Thank you. It's for the turkey, 153 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:20,810 等火鸡送到 我好把它的头砍下来 so I can chop its head off when it gets here. 154 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:23,010 - 把头砍下来 - 我订购了一只活火鸡 - Chop its head off? - I ordered a live turkey. 155 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:25,280 很快就送来了 因为你知道 俗话说 It's being delivered. Because you know what they say: 156 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:28,190 最好吃的火鸡就是死在你手上的那一只 The yummiest turkey is the one that just died in your hands. 157 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:29,990 查尔斯 你不能在这里杀生 Charles, you can't kill an animal in here. 158 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:31,290 太可怕了 恶心死了 That's horrible. It's disgusting. 159 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:32,620 我们绝不会同意的 对吧 艾米 We won't let you do it, right, Amy? 160 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,460 时间不早了 别搞得乱糟糟的就行 It's getting late. Don't make a mess. 161 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:36,530 别紧张 这又不是我第一次 Relax. It's not the first turkey 162 00:04:36,530 --> 00:04:37,830 在朋友家的洗手间里杀火鸡 I've killed in a friend's bathtub. 163 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:39,330 不是吗 It isn't? 164 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:42,200 下面继续为您转播莱克星顿感恩节犬展 And now back to the Lexington Thanksgiving Day Dog Show. 165 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,200 看哪 前肢微倾 仪态端庄 Oh, look at her. Sloping, clean-cut, 166 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,900 比例匀称 步伐自信 forequarters, cocksure gait. 167 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,310 真是美翻了 She's majestic, 168 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:48,540 而且她自己也知道 and she knows it. 169 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:52,140 - 皮门托报道 - 艾德里安 - Pimento's here. - Ah, Adrian. 170 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:54,050 你赶过来了 感恩节快乐 So you made it. Happy Thanksgiving. 171 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:55,080 快乐啥呀 Is it? 172 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,980 出什么事了 Something wrong? 173 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:58,320 尽管说出来 Feel no pressure to talk about it. 174 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,920 上面说我不能回警队了 Brass says I can't rejoin the force. 175 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,720 说什么哪有人能缺勤七个月 Some crap about you can't just disappear from your job 176 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,660 什么什么什么的屁话 for seven months, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 177 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:05,960 真是太遗憾了 Oh, well, that's unfortunate. 178 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,630 我知道警察这份职业对你意义重大 I know how much being a cop meant to you. 179 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:09,060 我不知道以后要干什么 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 180 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,430 我想可以去当老师吧 I guess I could be a teacher. 181 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:11,800 "不好意思 特维斯 "Sorry, Travis, the answer's 182 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,960 "答案明显是伊斯坦布尔嘛 你说什么 "Obviously Istanbul. What did you say to me? 183 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,270 "不 或许你才是在浪费你的生命 "No, maybe you're wasting your life. 184 00:05:17,270 --> 00:05:19,200 "对不起 雷默斯校长 刚才没看见您在这儿 "Sorry, Principal Ramos, I didn't see you there. 185 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,370 "等等 特维斯是贵公子 那我想 "Wait, Travis is your son? Hah, well, I guess you're 186 00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:27,280 "你只好开除我了 真要开除 先生 你好大的胆子 "Just gonna have to fire me. Fired? Me? How dare you, sir. 187 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,080 "你信不信我..." 看 行不通 We will settle..." See, it just wouldn't work. 188 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,420 我曾经有个朋友 Hmm. You know, I had a friend 189 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:32,980 不得不从警队退休 that had to retire from the force. 190 00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:34,790 后来当了私家侦探 He became a private investigator. 191 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:36,220 私家侦探哈 Ooh, PI, huh? 192 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:37,460 - 嗯 - 我觉得不错 - Mm. - I like that. 193 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:39,620 "你好 布朗维尔先生 "Hello, Mr. Branville, 194 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:41,660 "我查出你太太昨晚去哪儿了 "I found out where your wife's been going tonight. 195 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:43,490 "你先坐下 免得太过激动 "Have a seat, you're not gonna like this. 196 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,130 "她出轨了 "She's cheating on you. 197 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,460 "你说已经知道了是什么意思 "What do you mean you knew that already? 198 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:47,570 "你杀了她 "You killed her? 199 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:49,430 "还要把谋杀罪名栽赃给我 "And are framing me for the murder? 200 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:51,640 "现场到处都留下了我的指纹 "I just left my prints all over the crime scene. 201 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,500 "你真是个邪恶的天才..." Oh, you are an evil Ge..." 202 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:55,640 这行 这我能行 This... this I could get on board for. 203 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:56,640 - 嗯 - 只有一个问题 - Hmm. - Only problem is, 204 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,610 私人调查许可证要花上两千美金 PI license is like, two grand. 205 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,980 我可以借钱给你 I could lend you the money. 206 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:01,680 就当作是我 Think of it as an investment 207 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,450 出于信任给你的投资吧 from someone who believes in you. 208 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,380 谢谢 警监 这对我真是... Wow, thanks, Captain. That means every... 209 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:08,750 等等 你还随身带着支票簿吗 Whoa, hang on, you carry a check book with you? 210 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,620 当然了 谁知道会不会临时需要买什么东西呢 'Course, you never know when you're gonna need groceries. 211 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,020 真酷 So cool. 212 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,420 你在哪里 Where are you? 213 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:15,060 在机场接艾米的爸爸 Picking up Amy's dad at the airport. 214 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:16,990 你很厉害啊 Ooh, that's a strong move. 215 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:18,460 你已经按照计划 Have you successfully changed everything 216 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,730 成功改造了自己吗 about yourself as planned? 217 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:21,170 没错 你现在肯定认不出我了 Oh, yeah, you wouldn't recognize me. 218 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:23,430 我穿着毛衣 买了新鞋 I'm wearing a sweater, I bought new shoes, 219 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,440 还在脸上抹了那什么"润肤露" I put something on my face called "Moisturizer." 220 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:26,870 - 感觉棒极了 - 你洗车了吗 - It's amazing. - Did you clean your car? 221 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:28,310 我洗了 但还是不怎么像样 I did, but it didn't really take, 222 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:30,310 所以干脆租了一台新车 不过最厉害的是这个 so I just rented a new one, but here's the best part: 223 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:32,380 我特意为他打印了一张接机牌 I printed out a sign especially for him using 224 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:35,180 用的是他最喜欢的字体 加拉蒙体 his favorite font, Garamond. 225 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:36,380 谁会有最喜欢的字体啊 Who has a favorite font? 226 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:38,880 桑提亚戈家的人就有 每个人都有 The Santiagos do. All of them. 227 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,820 他来了 我得挂了 拜拜 Oh, here he comes. Gotta go, bye. 228 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:42,320 你好 桑提亚戈先生 Hey, Mr. Santiago. 229 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,060 我是杰克·佩拉尔塔 艾米的男朋友 I am Jake Peralta, Amy's boyfriend. 230 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:45,860 杰克 真高兴终于见到你了 Jake, nice to finally meet you. 231 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:47,330 - 我也是 - 看看啊 - You too. - Ah, look at that. 232 00:06:47,330 --> 00:06:48,890 你也喜欢加拉蒙体吗 You're a Garamond man, huh? 233 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,400 当然了 要不还能用啥 坎布里亚体吗 Of course, what other font would I use, Cambria? 234 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:56,030 艾米说你有点神经兮兮的 不过我深表怀疑 Amy said you were a crack up, but I had no idea. 235 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:57,770 - 起作用了 - 你说什么 - Oh, it's working. - What? 236 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,000 不好意思 我们走吧 Excuse me? Shall we? 237 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,370 - 我帮你拿箱子吧 - 好 - Let me get your bag. - Sure. 238 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:04,600 帅哥们回来了 The two hunks have arrived. 239 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,770 嗨 Hi. 240 00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:08,470 真高兴你来了 爸爸 So glad to have you here, Dad. 241 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,370 我也很高兴 小老虎 Happy to be here, tiger. 242 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:12,010 - 飞行顺利吗 - 很好 很好 - How was your flight? - Oh, good, good, you know, 243 00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:13,710 我做了《纽约时报》上的填字游戏 I did "The Times" Crossword. 244 00:07:13,710 --> 00:07:14,640 他们的字谜真不错 对吧 Oh, great puzzle to do, right? 245 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,750 - 我的老天啊 纵列17太难了 - 我知道 - Oh, my God, 17 down? - Oh, I know, 246 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,180 - 那横列16怎么样 - 横列34又怎么样 - what about 16 across? - What about 34 across? 247 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:20,820 纵列45呢 Oh, what about 45 down? 248 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:22,350 横列20也很精彩吧 What about 20 across? 249 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,190 - 我也做了 - 是嘛 - I also did it. - Yeah. 250 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:27,890 我和杰克在来的路上谈得很愉快 So Jake and I had a great conversation on the way here. 251 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,990 你都没说过他对共同基金很感兴趣 You didn't tell me he was so interested in mutual funds. 252 00:07:31,390 --> 00:07:33,260 艾米听我聊这些都听烦了 Yeah, ugh, Amy is so bored of hearing me 253 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:36,900 什么资产分配 资产组合 归因分析之类的 talk about allocation, asset mix, attribution analysis. 254 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,770 我就喜欢整天说这些专业术语 These are just terms I throw around all the time. 255 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:39,970 而且要按字母顺序排列 In alphabetical order. 256 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:41,240 我的大脑就是这么有条理 Well, that's just how my brain works. 257 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,900 不然要怎样列举金融术语 I mean, how would you list financial terms, 258 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:44,840 随意说吗 难道我疯了不成 in random order? What are you, crazy? 259 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,580 他说的有道理 我喜欢这家伙 He's got a point. I like this guy. 260 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:47,940 是呀 Yeah. 261 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:50,010 霍尔特警监 Oh! Captain Holt. 262 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:51,110 这位是我父亲 This is my dad. 263 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:52,210 警监 久仰大名 Captain, heard a lot about you. 264 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:53,310 我也是 And I you. 265 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:54,350 你能把那边的蟹肉泡芙递给我吗 Do you mind passing me those crab puffs? 266 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,950 当然了 给你 Oh, certainly. There you go. 267 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:56,950 谢谢你 Thank you. 268 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:02,620 我此生别无所求了 That was everything. 269 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:03,890 没错 这是历史性的一夜 Yeah, pretty big night: 270 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:06,090 你生命中最重要的三个男人同处一个屋檐下 the three most important men in your life under one roof. 271 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,500 威尔·肖兹又不在这里 Well, Will Shortz isn't here. 272 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,260 霍尔特太惨了... 也许吧 Oh. Burn on Holt... probably. 273 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:10,750 你说的那个人一定是他吧 That's the one you were talking about. 274 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:13,200 凯恩梗头脑聪明且充满好奇 The Cairn Terrier is intelligent and inquisitive 275 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,270 个性也十分大胆 with a bold personality. 276 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:16,440 "个性大胆" "A bold personality." 277 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,770 大家都清楚这其实是什么意思 We know what that's code for: 278 00:08:17,770 --> 00:08:18,970 你就是个小婊子 you're the bitch. 279 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:21,780 皮门托回来了 狗狗秀进展得如何 Pimento is back. How's the dog show going? 280 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:23,140 没有狗血剧情就啥都不是了 Well, it's not without its drama. 281 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:25,010 那个打扮爱尔兰雪达犬的人真的应该 Whoever groomed the Irish Setter might want to think about 282 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:26,380 打烂自己的脑袋 blowing his brains out. 283 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,280 是 是 是 刚刚那个刚毛猎狐梗呢 Yeah, yeah, yeah, how's that Wire Fox Terrier? 284 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,090 - 还领先吗 - 领先吗 - Still in the lead? - In the lead? 285 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:32,790 - 我都怀疑她能否赢得小组赛 - 什么 - I doubt she even wins her group. - What? 286 00:08:32,790 --> 00:08:36,190 不 不 不 不要这么说 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't say that! 287 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:38,260 你说什么 她不会赢了嘛 What? She's not gonna win? 288 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:42,050 我把你那张支票全赌在刚毛猎狐梗上了 Ooh, I bet the check you gave me on the Wire Fox Terrier to win. 289 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,500 你怎么能那么做 Why would you do that? 290 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,630 那笔钱是为了让你去考私人调查执照的 That money was to help you get a PI license. 291 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,440 是的 但我想要快点还你钱 Yeah, but I wanted to pay you back fast. 292 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,340 我以为你的意思是那只小狗赢定了 You made it sound like the terrier was a sure thing. 293 00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:50,640 你不是说她美翻了吗 You said she was majestic. 294 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,870 他们都美翻了 They're all majestic. 295 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:54,010 这可是全国直播的犬类比赛节目 This is a nationally-televised dog show. 296 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,280 这可不是闹着玩的 This is the big time. 297 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,880 听着 先生 我给你钱可不是 Listen, mister, I didn't give you that money 298 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,550 让你乱花的 我要把钱拿回来 so you could throw it away. I want it back. 299 00:08:58,550 --> 00:08:59,980 我们要去一趟你赌注经纪人那里 We're gonna pay your bookie a visit. 300 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,220 - 啥 - 愿老天保佑 - What? - And so help me God, 301 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:03,650 你最好祈祷我不会错过这场"悼念" you better hope I don't miss the "In memoriam". 302 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:05,190 你要是想看死狗狗的话 If it's dead dogs you wanna see, 303 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:07,760 我倒是知道去哪给你弄一打 I know where to get my hands on dozens of them. 304 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,520 好了 All right, choo-choo! 305 00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:11,690 蔬菜拼盘车开动起来了 Here comes the veggie train, leaving the station. 306 00:09:11,690 --> 00:09:13,430 下一站 健康的身体 Next stop, a healthy body. 307 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:15,830 泰瑞家有小孩 我吃胡萝卜就好了 Terry has kids. Just carrots for me. 308 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,430 我不喜欢芹菜 讨厌那玩意 I don't eat celery, hate the stuff. 309 00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:18,530 真有趣 我也是 Oh, that's funny. Me too. 310 00:09:18,530 --> 00:09:19,900 真的吗 不会吧 Really? Get out of town. 311 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,100 虽然所有人都说 Even though everybody says... 312 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,900 它们差不多就是一种东西 They're basically the same thing. 313 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:26,340 我要再去续一杯 你要点什么吗 I'm gonna go get a refill. Do you want something? 314 00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:27,840 如果有的话 Oh, uh, you know, if they have it, 315 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,580 一杯雷司令干白葡萄酒怎么样 maybe, like, a dry Riesling? 316 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,410 - 好品味 - 谢谢 - Excellent choice. - Thank you. 317 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,820 我知道绝对有 因为是我买的 They definitely have it. I brought it. 318 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:36,650 你真的应付得不错啊 Wow, you are really pulling this off. 319 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:39,450 我知道 事前调查真的有用 I know, all this research is actually gonna work. 320 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:40,720 我是不是应该万事都做好准备啊 Should I prepare for things all the time? 321 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,920 - 是啊 - 不要 这太疯狂了 - Yeah. - Nah, that's crazy. 322 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,660 听着 我真不敢相信你把所有事 Look, I can't believe you memorized 323 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:44,960 都记下来了 那可有一大本啊 that whole, huge binder. 324 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,390 我没有 我把册子带来了 Oh, I didn't. I brought it with me 325 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,960 藏在了门廊上 and hid it out on the stoop. 326 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,660 你有喜欢的钟表商嘛 So do you have a favorite watchmaker? 327 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:53,100 有的 不过我急着要去一趟厕所 I do, but I actually have to run to the bathroom real quick. 328 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:56,270 钟表... Watches... 329 00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:57,470 找到了 Gotcha. 330 00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:58,910 如果非要选一款手表的话 I guess if I had to pick one watch, 331 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:00,180 我一定会选诺莫斯格拉苏蒂 it would be NOMOS Glashütte. 332 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:02,180 那是一家位于德国萨克森州的公司 It's a German company based in Saxony. 333 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:03,680 说到这个 我刚刚把我的 Speaking of which, I think I just dropped 334 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,410 格拉苏蒂手表落在厕所了 a bit of a Glashutte in the ba?o. 335 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:06,780 走开一下 Steer clear. 336 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,350 唯一的坏处是 我总跟他说要去厕所 The only downside is, I've told him I have to pee 337 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:09,780 以致于他认为我得了泌尿道感染 so much he thinks I have a UTI. 338 00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:11,690 不知道他是否得过泌尿道感染 I wonder if he's ever had a UTI. 339 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:12,950 我现在就偷偷溜出去 You know what, I'm gonna sneak outside 340 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,560 查查泌尿道感染的相关信息 马上回来 and get the 411 on the UTI. BRB. 341 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,390 他喜欢缩写 He loves abbreviations. 342 00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:22,860 嘿 杰克 你是在找这个吗 Hey, Jake. You looking for this? 343 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:25,600 什么 才不是呢 What? Oh, no. 344 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,700 伯耶尔 你的火鸡来了 Boyle, your turkey's here. 345 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:30,110 很好 我们动手吧 All right, let's do this. 346 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:31,870 很酷吧 Pretty cool, huh? 347 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:33,540 我感觉自己像德克斯特 我猜的 I feel like Dexter. I think. 348 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,080 因为我并没看过这部电视剧 I never actually saw the show. 349 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,510 光看海报我都做噩梦了 Billboard gave me nightmares. 350 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,580 查尔斯 你疯了吗 Charles, are you crazy? 351 00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:41,350 不行 我可不想看着一个活生生的动物死掉 No, I don't want to watch a living animal die 352 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,800 然后还吃它的肉 and then consume its flesh. 353 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:44,220 这和吃工厂里 How is this different than eating a turkey 354 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,420 杀掉的火鸡有什么区别 that's been killed in a factory? 355 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:46,720 因为我不用亲眼看到 Because I don't have to see that. 356 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,590 这叫眼不见心不烦 蠢货 It's called living in denial, you moron. 357 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:51,930 吉娜 我知道这看起来残忍 但它会死得干净利落 Gina, I know it seems cruel, but it's a swift death. 358 00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:53,600 一刀砍掉脑袋 没有一点疼痛 One painless chop removes the head. 359 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:54,800 那听起来还挺好的 I mean, that doesn't sound so bad. 360 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,800 然后这具无头尸体顶多也就 And then its decapitated corpse only flops around 361 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,570 扑腾个半小时 for, like, half an hour. 362 00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,930 如果我给这小家伙起个名字 You know what? You won't be able to 363 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:02,200 你就绝对下不去手了 go through with this if I give this little guy a name. 364 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,170 现在他叫尼古拉耶 He's now Nikolaj. 365 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:05,970 那是我儿子的名字 That's my son's name. 366 00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:08,740 继续啊 抹了尼古拉耶的脖子 Go ahead, cut Nikolaj's throat. 367 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:10,680 打断一下 吉娜 但我们需要一只火鸡 Sorry, Gina, but we need a turkey, 368 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,350 而且只有你一个人在抱怨 and you're the only one complaining. 369 00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:14,680 我也反对 这是一场不公平的对决 I don't like it either. It's not a fair fight. 370 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,250 应该给那鸟一把枪 看看会怎么样 Give the bird a gun, then see what happens. 371 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,650 警长 你一定也很反感吧 Sarge, this must bother you too. 372 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:20,290 没错 但在感恩节吃一个大鸡腿 Yeah, but eating a big drumstick on Thanksgiving 373 00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:21,520 会让泰瑞感觉好极了 makes Terry feel like a king. 374 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,120 抱歉 但现在五比二 Sorry, but it's five against two. 375 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:25,590 等等 你觉得我和希区柯克想吃那只火鸡 Wait, you assume Hitchcock and I want to eat that turkey? 376 00:11:25,630 --> 00:11:27,090 - 是啊 - 谢谢 - Yeah...? - Thank you. 377 00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:29,100 查尔斯 放手去干吧 Charles, do what you need to do. 378 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,370 收到 Copy that. 379 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:32,270 不 等等 Uh-uh, no, hold up. 380 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,330 - 罗莎 去拿鸟 - 明白 - Rosa, get the bird. - On it. 381 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:37,910 我就站在这 把生命献给查尔斯的杀欲 I'll stand here and sacrifice my life to Charles's bloodlust. 382 00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:39,340 我不会杀你的 吉娜 I'm not gonna kill you, Gina. 383 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:42,210 那你就已经输了 Huh, then you already lost. 384 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:43,240 不 你要去哪 No, where are you going? 385 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,380 跑到天涯海角我都会找到你们的 Hey, you can run, but you can't hide. 386 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,820 尼古拉耶的鲜血早晚会染红这间公寓 The apartment will run red with the blood of Nikolaj. 387 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:49,660 请别再这么叫他了 Please stop calling him that. 388 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,280 你在外面干嘛 So, uh, what are you doing out here? 389 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,370 偷偷抽根烟 总是戒不掉 Sneaking a cigarette. I just can't quit. 390 00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:57,500 但你知道的 对吧 136页 But you knew that, didn't you? Page 136. 391 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:59,770 你拿的那本怪书是什么 What is that strange book you're holding? 392 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,040 我之前从没见过 I've never seen it before. 393 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,070 "杰克·佩拉尔塔戏耍艾米之父指南" "Jake Peralta's Guide to Tricking Amy's Dad." 394 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,210 什么 谁写上去的 What? Who put that there? 395 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:06,640 我为什么还要搞个封面 Why did I use a title page? 396 00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:09,250 放轻松 杰克 没关系 我觉得很了不起 Relax, Jake, it's okay. Actually, I'm quite impressed. 397 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,650 - 是吗 - 没错 你做了 - You are? - Yeah, you did a ton 398 00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,250 很多的研究 做了满满一活页夹 of research here. You made a binder. 399 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,480 这是桑提亚戈家族式的精神 This is real Santiago stuff. 400 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,220 是啊 我想是的 我还贴了标签呢 Yeah, I... I guess it is. I even used tabs. 401 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,250 - 上乘的标签 - 没错 - The good ones. - Yes. 402 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:18,690 标签也分上乘和下乘的 There are good and bad types of tabs. 403 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,090 - 人人都知道 - 不敢相信 - That's something we all know. - I can't believe 404 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,260 你全都调查了 我的家谱 you did all this. You've got my family tree, 405 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:25,030 我所有的案件卷宗 配了很多图 all of my case files, lot of photos. 406 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,360 没错 恕我直言 Yes, and might I add, 407 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,570 你九十年代的马尾辫让艾米很丢脸 your ponytail in the 90s puts Amy's to shame. 408 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:29,730 他们以前总叫我"狮子" They used to call me "The Lion." 409 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:31,070 好昵称 Wow, cool nickname. 410 00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:32,940 他们叫我"梭鱼" They call me "The Barracuda." 411 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,770 其实是我自己起的 我想让大家都这么叫我 Well, I call me that. I'm hoping it catches on. 412 00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:35,970 我想知道 我这件旧案子 I was wondering what you thought about 413 00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:38,180 你是怎么想的... one of my cases... 414 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,710 埃塞克斯第一银行抢劫案 First Essex Bank Heist. 415 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:41,110 没错 我看了那个案子 Yes, I read that one. 416 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,010 他们在开张前一天被抢劫了 They got robbed the day before their grand opening. 417 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,950 我一直没能破那个案子 I never solved that one. 418 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:46,720 这困扰了我二十年 That bothered me for 20 years. 419 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,650 但我看到你在这里写了 But I see that you wrote a note here that says, 420 00:12:48,650 --> 00:12:50,890 "建筑承包商干的 拜托 多明显啊" "Contractor did it, come on, so obvious." 421 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,360 什么 Oh, what? 422 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,960 你知道我们年轻人 Well, you know us millennials, 423 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,230 总是喜欢夸张 we're always exaggerating. 424 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:56,490 但我是这么想的 But what I think happened there is, 425 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,330 我看了卷宗 然后注意到 is that I was reading that file, and I noticed 426 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,460 那个建筑承包商 鲁索... that the contractor, Russo, was the, um... 427 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,630 - 很明显 - 很明显是嫌疑人 - Obvious? - Obvious suspect, but only 428 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:03,930 但在某种程度上来说 他是唯一一个 in the sense that he was the only one who could've 429 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,440 可能犯案的人 因为他有蓝图 possibly done it 'cause he had the blueprint. 430 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,770 我和鲁索谈过 他有不在场证明 I talked to Russo. He had an alibi. 431 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:09,510 当然 当然 Of course, of course. 432 00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,740 但建筑公司的名字叫"鲁索父子公司" But, you know, the name of the company was "Russo and Sons," 433 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:16,010 所以我想可能 大概 明显是他的儿子们干的 so... I figure probably, maybe, definitely the sons did it. 434 00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:18,120 大概 可能 一定 Maybe. Probably. For sure. 435 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,320 他儿子 天哪 是他儿子 Sons? Oh, my God, the sons. 436 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,750 可能你还真说对了 I think you might be on to something. 437 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,750 - 是吗 - 我不知道 - Really? - I don't know 438 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,090 我怎么忽略了那一点 how I missed that. 439 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:25,320 他们肯定还住在纽约 I bet they still live here in New York. 440 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,860 我们应该现在去找他们 We should go talk to them right now. 441 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,960 如果你不介意的话 I mean, if that would be okay. 442 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:29,990 "不介意" 你在开玩笑吗 "Okay," Are you kidding me? 443 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:31,600 我很乐意和你一起破案 I would love to work a case with you. 444 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,730 太棒了 That's amazing. 445 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:35,400 看来狮子要再次咆哮了 Looks like The Lion is gonna roar again. 446 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,600 而梭鱼要... And the Barracuda is gonna... 447 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,100 什么 What? 448 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,410 总之你懂的 我们走吧 Anyway, you get it, let's go. 449 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,940 你的赌彩经纪人住在大学宿舍 Your bookie lives in a college dorm? 450 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:47,380 他是新生 学校不准大一新生 He's a freshman. They don't let them 451 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,080 住在校外 真蠢 live off-campus first year. Doi. 452 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,920 嗨 艾德里安 进来吧 感恩节快乐 Hey, Adrian, come on in. Happy Thanksgiving, man. 453 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,320 住嘴 艾伦 Can it, Alan. 454 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,120 听着 我得把钱要回来 Listen, I need the money back, 455 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,320 现在就还给我 and I need it back now. 456 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,560 天哪 对不起 Aw, geez, I'm sorry. 457 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,390 我做不到 我是在网上下注的 I can't do that. I placed the bet online. 458 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:01,530 我没法取消 It's not like I can cancel it. 459 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,030 你是在网上下注的 You just placed the bet online? 460 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:04,260 没错 他本来可以自己下注 Yeah. He could've done it himself. 461 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,600 非常简单 It's really easy. 462 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,530 我一直和他说 现在已经不需要经纪人了 I kept telling him there's no need for bookies anymore. 463 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,500 不不不 我不会去用电脑的 好吗 No, no, no, I don't mess with computers, okay? 464 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,370 自从在《俄勒冈之旅》里被痢疾折磨死 我就对电脑 Ever since I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, I was like, 465 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,200 敬而远之了 我绝不会再用那玩意了 no thank you. I'm done with this. 466 00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:15,810 好吧 听着 钱已经在加勒比海了 Okay, look, the money's already in the Caribbean. 467 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:16,810 我什么都做不了 There's nothing I can do. 468 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:18,410 看来我们要去 Looks like we're going 469 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,780 加勒比海走一趟了 to the Caribbean. 470 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,080 你知道我们不会去加勒比海的 对吧 You do know we're not going to the Caribbean, right? 471 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,790 我可不知道 那真是太可惜了 I didn't know that. That is a bummer. 472 00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,520 出来 伙计们 Come on, guys. 473 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,190 已经很晚了 开门 It's getting late. Open the door. 474 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:33,190 不可能 除非你答应让这只小火鸡 Not until you promise to let this little turkey 475 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:35,390 在罗莎家里安度晚年 live out the rest of his life with Rosa. 476 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:36,730 什么 为什么它不能跟你住 What? Why can't it live with you? 477 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,060 我只负责出谋划策 I'm an ideas man. 478 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,900 好吧 那就这样 你们让我别无选择了 All right, that's it. You've left me no choice. 479 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,070 搞定 There we go. 480 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,670 谢谢 Thanks. 481 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:46,840 把鸟给我们 Now give us the bird. 482 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:48,740 很乐意 Gladly. Whoop, whoop... 483 00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:49,910 不是那只鸟 Not that bird. 484 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,340 不许再靠近一步 Don't take another step. 485 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,710 该结束了 This ends now. 486 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:54,110 我很抱歉 姑娘 I am so sorry, girl. 487 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,080 玩得很愉快 可还是不行哦 Great party, but uh-uh. 488 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,350 好了 来吧 All right, here it is. 489 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,180 你自由了 勇敢的小鸟 Be free, noble bird. 490 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:02,250 你自由了 飞吧 飞向自由吧 Be free, fly away. Fly to freedom. 491 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,890 吉娜 火鸡不会飞 Gina, turkeys can't fly. 492 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,360 为什么他这样看着我 Why is he looking at me like that? 493 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,130 大家都别轻举妄动 Nobody make any sudden moves. 494 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:11,060 没错 它的爪子可不是一般的锋利 Yeah, and those talons are super sharp, huh? 495 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,130 这家伙简直像恐龙一样可怕 That thing's a freaking dinosaur. 496 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,640 那么银行被抢的时候 你在哪 So, where were you the day the bank was robbed? 497 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,640 我不太懂 爸爸 怎么回事 I don't understand, Dad. What's going on? 498 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,110 - 亲爱的 这个人... - 梭鱼 - Well, honey, this man... - The Barracuda. 499 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,180 想和我聊聊二十年前 Wants to talk to me about something that happened 500 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,850 发生的事 而正如我对那位先生所说的... 20 years ago, and as I said to that man... 501 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,220 狮子 The Lion. 502 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,720 二十年前 我在匹兹堡 20 years ago, I was in Pittsburgh 503 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,190 参加一场垒球比赛 at a softball tournament. 504 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:39,390 匹兹堡 有趣 Oh, Pittsburgh, interesting. 505 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,390 孟加拉虎队的老家 Home of the Bengals. 506 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,390 是钢人队的老家 Home of the Steelers. 507 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,930 不 这才是小偷的老家 No, this is the home of the stealers. 508 00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:44,290 我是在套你的话呢 I set you up perfectly for that. 509 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,160 在你忙着制造不在场证明时 While you were busy establishing an alibi, 510 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,230 你的儿子们跑去布鲁克林抢劫了银行 your sons were back in Brooklyn robbing the bank. 511 00:15:48,270 --> 00:15:49,950 但我们当时也在比赛现场 But we were at the softball tournament too. 512 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:52,040 空口无凭的话谁不会说 Oh, convenient you say that now when you have no proof. 513 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,670 你们不是赢了个奖杯吗 Didn't you guys bring back a trophy? 514 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:55,040 一个奖杯并不能证明什么 A trophy's not really proof. 515 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,440 我们还有和球队的合影 We also have a framed photograph of the team, 516 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,410 还有整场比赛的录像带和三十九个证人 a videotape of the whole event, 39 eye-witnesses, 517 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,310 一家报社的比赛报道 a newspaper article about it, 518 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:03,910 加油站的监控录像也可以证明 and security footage from the gas stations 519 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,920 我们往返匹兹堡的途中都在那里停留过 we stopped at on the way to and from Pittsburgh. 520 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,920 好吧 我不得不说 你准备得如此充分 Okay, I gotta say, it seems a little weird 521 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,590 真是相当可疑啊 you're so prepared for these questions. 522 00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:10,820 没有 才不是呢 No, it's not. 523 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,790 二十年前我和我哥哥就被迫为了这事 My brother and I had to gather all that information 524 00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:14,490 搜集了所有这些信息 20 years ago when we got accused of 525 00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,330 因为就是这家伙要指控我们 the exact same stuff by him. 526 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,660 你说啥呢 Say what now? 527 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,130 警监 你看起来很沮丧 Captain, you seem upset. 528 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,470 你是不是对我有什么不满 Are you mad at me about something? 529 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:23,230 那还用说 我借给你两千美元 Yes, obviously. I gave you $2,000, 530 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,540 结果全打了水漂 and you threw it away. 531 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:27,170 我就知道是因为这个 太蠢了 艾德里安 真是太蠢了 Ugh, I knew that was it. Stupid, Adrian, stupid! 532 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:30,240 - 这不只是钱的问题 - 我知道 是因为你信任我 - And it's not just the money. - I know... you believed in me. 533 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,210 我取得了你的信任 然后又把它全毁了 And I took that belief, and I just dumped all over it. 534 00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:35,140 等等 艾德里安 我收到了短信提醒 Wait, Adrian, an SMS text alert. 535 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:38,150 然后还脱了裤子在上面... Just pulled my pants down and squatted all... 536 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:39,280 艾德里安 闭嘴 Adrian, be quiet. 537 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,420 猎兔犬出局了 The beagle's been eliminated. 538 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,350 我们的狗进了前三名 Our dog is in the top three! 539 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,410 把频道调到犬展 快点 Put the dog show on, at once. 540 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:50,190 正在比赛呢 The game's on. 541 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:51,930 调到犬展的频道 汉克 Put on the dog show, Hank! 542 00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,930 正在进行加时赛呢 It's in overtime. 543 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,840 所以这算什么 你给我下套了 So what was that? You set me up? 544 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,040 你早就知道他们有不在场证明 You already knew they had an alibi. 545 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,070 我当然知道 Of course I did. 546 00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:04,680 我猜你在整理那个草率敷衍 毫无条理的垃圾活页夹时 I guess you must have missed that fact when you were putting together 547 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,340 一定是遗漏了这些证据 your sloppy, lazy, garbage binder. 548 00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:07,810 什么 我还以为你喜欢那个活页夹 What? I thought you loved my binder. 549 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:09,130 你还夸我用了上乘的标签 You said I used all the good tabs. 550 00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:11,180 那些标签压根都没对齐 Those tabs weren't even cascading. 551 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,520 好吧 我知道了 Okay. Oh, I see. 552 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,120 我想我明白是怎么回事了 I think I know what's happening here. 553 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,720 你不高兴 是因为我和艾米已经赤诚相见了 You're upset because Amy and I have seen each other's butts. 554 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,260 - 你说什么 - 哦 天哪 不是这个原因 - What? - Oh, God, it wasn't that. 555 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,990 请忘记我说的关于你女儿裸体的事 Please forget I said anything about your daughter's butt. 556 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,190 你知道我为什么不喜欢你吗 杰克 You know why I don't like you, Jake? 557 00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:23,660 很显然是因为我的活页夹 'Cause of my binder, apparently. 558 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,430 不 No. 559 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:26,900 是因为我的活页夹 Because of my binder. 560 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:29,330 怎么了 你以为我不会做调查 What, you think I wouldn't do my own research, 561 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,570 找出关于我女儿 find out everything I could 562 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,270 约会对象的所有信息吗 about whoever my daughter is dating? 563 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,710 好吧 但是看起来你也没查到什么负面消息 Okay, fine, but it's not like you found anything bad about me. 564 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,810 你看我的信用评分 一百分 I mean, look at this credit score: 100. 565 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,580 - 满分850 - 哦 不会吧 真的吗 - Out of 850. - Oh, no, really? 566 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:41,480 这个活页夹里的人 是一个行事懒散 毫无纪律 This binder tells the story of a sloppy, disorganized, 567 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,950 不负责任的人 irresponsible individual 568 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,850 而且他还被禁止出现在泰勒·斯威夫特五百英尺范围内 who's not allowed within 500 feet of Taylor Swift. 569 00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:47,350 那只是一个误会 That was a misunderstanding. 570 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,990 你配不上我家艾米 You're not good enough for my Amy. 571 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:51,190 我可不想让我唯一的女儿和一个糟糕的人交往 I don't want my only daughter dating a screw-up. 572 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,360 是吗 好吧 我也不想 Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want 573 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,760 我唯一的女朋友有一个混蛋老爸 my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad. 574 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,160 走着瞧 Burn on you. 575 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,410 是艾米打来的 It's Amy. 576 00:17:58,450 --> 00:17:59,680 我能接吗 我有资格 Can I answer it? Am I good enough 577 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,960 和她通话吗 to have a conversation with her? 578 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,280 说实在的 你没有 Honestly, no. 579 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,220 好吧 我不在乎 我还是要接 Well, I don't care. I'm doing it anyway. 580 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,490 你好 宝贝 你的翘臀还好吗 Hello, lover. How's that butt? 581 00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:08,020 你说什么 你和我爸在一起吗 What? Are you with my dad? 582 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,910 当然了 而且我开了扬声器 I sure am, and you're on speaker phone. 583 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:14,090 不要感到不自在 把你的欲望还有 So feel free to tell me all about your sexuality 584 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,960 有关我们性生活的事都说出来 开始吧 and the intercourse we might have together, getting it in. 585 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,830 我只是想告诉你公寓里有一只 I was just calling to tell you there's a turkey 586 00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:21,470 乱跑的火鸡 但是不知道为什么 loose in the apartment, but somehow that's not 587 00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:22,940 这好像并不是这通电话里最奇怪的事 the weirdest part of this phone call. 588 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:25,870 出什么事了吗 What's going on? 589 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,410 没什么 只是刚和你爸进行了一场 Oh, nothing. Just had a real eye-opening 590 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,840 令人大开眼界的谈话 conversation with your dad. 591 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,240 我想得到他的认可 但是他说 I wanted his approval, but he says 592 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,310 我永远也配不上你 I'll never be good enough for you. 593 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,690 - 你说什么 - 我明白 - What the hell? - I know, right? 594 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,520 - 告诉你爸 他错了 - 不 我对你感到很失望 - Tell him he's wrong. - No, I'm upset with you. 595 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,850 这就对了 咬死他 虎妞 That's right, go get 'em, tiger. 596 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,120 我对你也很失望 怎么 现在是一九五零年吗 I'm also upset with you. What is this, 1950? 597 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,490 没有父亲的允许 我就不能和别人在一起了吗 I can't date someone unless I have my father's approval? 598 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,020 - 当然可以... - 你们的所作所为就好像 - Oh, obviously you can... - You guys act like this is 599 00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:47,690 这是你们能决定的事 好像女人在这个过程中 your decision to make, like, the woman doesn't even exist 600 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,560 根本不存在一样 好吧 这个女人... in this equation. Well, this woman... 601 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,460 - 等等 艾米 别说了 - 你什么意思 - Wait, Amy, shut up. - Excuse me? 602 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:53,570 我是说 对不起 你关于性别平等的观点 I mean, I'm so sorry, you were making a totally 603 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,100 非常有道理 但是我刚刚想到 valid point about gender equality, but I just thought 604 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,840 一些非常重要的事 所以我要挂电话了 好吗 of something really important so I'm gonna hang up on you, okay? 605 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,300 爱你 再见 Love you, bye. 606 00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,510 不是鲁索或者他的儿子们干的 It wasn't Russo or his sons. 607 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,540 是他的女儿 It was the daughter! 608 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,150 好吧 得有个人出去 All right, someone's gotta go out there 609 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:07,880 干掉那个长着羽毛的怪物 and kill that feathery bastard. 610 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,520 罗莎 你不是总想找机会砍了谁的脑袋吗 Rosa, you're always looking for an excuse to behead something. 611 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,580 别看我 Don't look at me. 612 00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:13,090 泰瑞花了那么多时间练肌肉 Terry wastes all that time building muscles, 613 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:15,090 - 让他去 - 得了吧 你们都知道 - make him do it. - Oh, come on, you all know 614 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:17,790 我这都是花架子 是吉娜把它放出来的 these are just for show. Gina's the one who set him free. 615 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,830 我怎么知道自己的行为会造成 How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences 616 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,900 - 这样的后果 - 够了 - for my actions? - Enough. 617 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,200 这件事由我而起 I started this. 618 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,200 就让我来画上句号吧 I'm gonna end it. 619 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,310 现在是火鸡时间 It's turkey time. 620 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,130 终于到了最后一圈 This is it, the final lap. 621 00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:44,470 卷毛比熊出局了 Bichon Frise dismissed. 622 00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:46,550 就剩最后两只了 我们和那只 We're the top two, just us and that stupid 623 00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:47,790 该死的雪纳瑞 freaking schnauzer. 624 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,220 加油 刚毛猎狐梗 加油 宝贝 Come on, Wire Fox Terrier. Come on, baby. 625 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,830 嘘 嘘 嘘 评委已经决定了 Shh, shh, shh, shh. The judge has made his decision. 626 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:53,990 闭嘴 Shut up! 627 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,860 抓着我的手 警监 抓着我的手 Hold my hand, Captain. Hold my hand. 628 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,180 在犬展中夺冠的是 And Best in Show goes to 629 00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,630 刚毛猎狐梗 the Wire Fox Terrier. 630 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,600 - 我会永垂不朽 - 耶 - I'm gonna live forever! - Whoo! 631 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:11,810 查尔斯呢 已经很久没听到动静了 Charles? It's been quiet for a while. 632 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,280 你还好吗 Everything okay? 633 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,450 我本来要把这混蛋的头砍下来 I was gonna chop the heck out of this bastard, 634 00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:18,950 但是他看着我的眼睛 but then he looked me in the eye, 635 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:22,490 然后我突然意识到生命的美妙 and I realized that nature is beautiful. 636 00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,090 他把你伤得不轻 是吗 He scratched you up real bad, didn't he? 637 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,730 没错 他可把我害惨了 Yep, he got me good. 638 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,260 没关系 从我开始 It's okay. Once I started 639 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,860 给他吃豪达奶酪后 他就温和多了 giving him Gouda, he showed me mercy. 640 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,300 所以我们不吃这只火鸡了吗 So we're not eating the turkey then? 641 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:33,470 当然不吃 Obviously not. 642 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,470 大家好啊 Hello, everyone. 643 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,440 猜猜看 谁刚刚解决了一起二十年的悬案 Guess who just solved a 20-year-old unsolvable case? 644 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,810 等等 你说什么 Wait, what? 645 00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:41,610 你们找到了抢劫埃塞克斯第一银行的犯人吗 You guys figured out who pulled the First Essex Bank job? 646 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,280 没错 我们意识到 Yep. We realized 647 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,310 我们从没调查过那家女儿的不在场证明 we never checked the daughter's alibi. 648 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:48,280 她没有参加垒球赛 也能接触到施工资料 She wasn't at the softball trip, she had access to the plans, 649 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,220 然后她就全都承认了 and then she just confessed. 650 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,190 就是这样 今天我们逮捕了一个女人 That's right. We arrested a woman today 651 00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:53,920 正因为我们是女权主义者 because we are feminists. 652 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,090 所以 这表示你们现在喜欢对方了吗 So, does this mean you like each other now? 653 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,090 - 没错 - 还不好说 - Yep. - Jury's still out. 654 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,890 - 唉哟 - 这不重要 - Uh-oh. - Doesn't matter. 655 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,460 艾米的想法才是最重要的 It only matters what Amy thinks, 656 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,190 而且很明显 她爱你 and apparently she loves you. 657 00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,400 确实 I do. 658 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,570 这是我们第一次接吻 That's the first time we've ever kissed. 659 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:07,900 耶 Yeah! 660 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,990 - 刚毛猎狐梗兄弟回来了 - 哇 - The Wire Fox boys are back! - Whoo! 661 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:10,640 耶 Yeah! 662 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:14,670 我刚刚赢了七万美元 I just won 70 grand, 663 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:16,240 所以 罗莎 打包行李 So, Rosa, pack your bags, 664 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,230 我们要去坦帕度假了 we're going to Tampa. 665 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,510 - 棒 我已经等不及了 - Tight. Can't wait. 666 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,270 - 伙计们 奶酪用完了 - Guys, I'm out of Gouda.